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Rory's Pizzeria Intrigue
00:12:53
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| I I Is up to something I think that just earns lucky Rory shit He's trying to annoy you. I'm not even mad. | |
| Huh? I'm not even mad, Rory. | |
| You told me that if I came here, I couldn't lay around eating dominoes. | |
| Who was at the door? | |
| Why, Rory? | |
| Why do you keep doing this? | |
| Every day. Why do you do this? | |
| Because someone's delicious. Is someone eating pizza? | |
| Rory did leave with the pizzas. | |
| We all left. | |
| I've driven the other girls home. | |
| There's a man in the pool eating pizza and burping. | |
| That does sound like... In the pool eating pizza. | |
| So... That is a Rory thing to do. | |
| If he is eating pizza... | |
| But how would he eat it in the pool? | |
| I don't understand. He must be getting it wet. | |
| I can see it. Wet pizza? | |
| Andrew, are you eating pizza in the pool? | |
| No way, it's him, bro. I don't even like the pool. | |
| They left their hat. One of my girls messes me since she's driven home. | |
| There's a weirdo burping and eating pizza in the pool. | |
| Nice. Andrew, you get in. | |
| What? Rory. | |
| Did you scare the girls away? | |
| What about me? Rory, is that pizza? | |
| That is pizza. There were girls in the pool and they said they left because there's a guy burping and eating pizza in the pool. | |
| Why are you... Oh, that was me. I see the box. | |
| It motivates me to swim faster because it's so delicious. | |
| I see what you've done. So, every lap I do, I have a slice so it cancels out the calories. | |
| It doesn't. What do you mean? | |
| You'd have to swim at least 50 lengths. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| What, per slice? It's gonna be a long day. | |
| You better order another one. It's delicious. | |
| He told me to get my dough up, so here we are. | |
| We're here. | |
| You got the spoon? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Tristan, would you like a slice of pizza? | |
| No. Tristan doesn't understand the science. | |
| And also Tristan, my laps are a lot faster, because I'm motivated to get back for the pizza. | |
| I hope you learned a lesson. | |
| Oh Delicious. It's good. | |
| I think it's it's effective training you know yeah efficient effective Beneficial. I know you want some of this. | |
| I super don't. I know you do. | |
| I super don't. It's so good. | |
| It'll give us power tea. It won't. | |
| When we're training, we need pizza. | |
| You can't join Team Pizza. I'm eating this pizza at you. | |
| You can't join Team Pizza. | |
| Or I'm gonna up Team Booz's activities. | |
| And you're just gonna die. | |
| Yeah. You know what will happen though? | |
| I'll never have cancer. | |
| And I'll have extremely high testosterone. | |
| So maybe it's a win. | |
| I have in the fridge. It's perfect. Would you like anything else? No, perfect. We're just going to film. | |
| You're never going to recover from this, are you? | |
| Bye. | |
| Financially. I don't care. | |
| And I don't like donuts. | |
| Look how much cream he's put in. | |
| He hasn't been a fucking sting. | |
| He's done it right. Look at that. | |
| I don't. Admit you'll never financially recover. | |
| I don't like donuts. | |
| Admit it. You're now bankrupt. | |
| I don't like donuts. | |
| I don't. Why would I? Because if you're not allowed of them. | |
| I'm allowed them if I like. | |
| I might take one. Fucking try me. | |
| Try me. I'll throw the whole fucking plate in the pool before I let you have a bite, you cunt. | |
| All right, do it. Try me. | |
| Try and take a donut. Do not touch a donut you're not allowed to have. | |
| I don't actually... | |
| I could have easily taken a bite of that. | |
| You couldn't. How could I go if it was here? | |
| God would not allow you to put that donut in your mouth. | |
| Something would have happened. Lightning would have struck. | |
| God will not allow you to take a bite of these donuts. | |
| It's impossible! You're saying that. | |
| No matter what you try, it's impossible for you to get a bite of these tea. | |
| You know what? God will not allow you to have a single sip of my whiskey. | |
| It is impossible. I agree. | |
| I agree. You agree. I agree, because it's Haram. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Hello! | |
| What's up, bro? | |
| Same time, same location. | |
| Oh my God, who are we? | |
| Oh, Mother, why are you so sad? | |
| I'm born as Easter morn. | |
| But Irishmen are proud and glad of the land where they were born. | |
| Oh, Scotland, I sing in memory too of far and distant days. | |
| When I was just a lad like you, I joined the IRA. | |
| Where the lads who stood with me when history was made. | |
| Bailey, I've been eating marshmallows long for fucking 33 years. | |
| What's the right way to do it? To toast them. | |
| No one in England toast them. They buy a bag of marshmallows and start eating the fucking sugar pillows how they are. | |
| And it's just, it's not right. | |
| Why don't you kill yourself? Yeah, they gotta be roasted. | |
| It's your only way to eat them. Once you start, they never go back. | |
| If I kill myself... | |
| Why eat them at all if they're not toasted? | |
| They are much better toasted. | |
| I can see why Americans do that. | |
| You've not even had a proper s'more yet, though. | |
| You gotta sandwich it between two, uh... | |
| Nah, it's awful, let's go. | |
| We're about to find out. | |
| It's looking like a full camp. | |
| It's raining over there, yeah. | |
| Let's get it started. | |
| Music playing. | |
| I'm going to do it with my phone. | |
| I'm going to do it with my phone. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Nice, no? Disgusting. | |
| Thank you. Disgusting wealth. | |
| Yeah, disgusting. That's exactly how I like it. | |
| Yep, thank you very much. Thank you. | |
| We've been smoking prison cigs. | |
| Is that what these are? Well, the joke is that we all flew halfway around the world to go to jail with our friends. | |
| Holy shit, what's up with this image here? | |
| The force is too strong in him. | |
| They don't have this in the U.S. Yeah, they put dying people in the first cigarette packet. | |
| I mean, you know, these big signs here, but... | |
| Yeah, they put dying people. Small print, bro. | |
| In Europe, they put images of dying people in them. | |
| That's awesome. | |
| Deterve nobody. | |
| Oh, in Romania, everyone smokes always. | |
| I think I'll be with a big house, right? | |
| My door locked in an apartment. Really gay. | |
| For real. Have you seen a fat person yet? | |
| Not one. I was just telling Tucker last night, I'm so blown away by the women here. | |
| Because in America, the obesity is so fucked up. | |
| Go to the mall, bro. The mall here? | |
| If you can find a woman that's under age 40 that is fat, I'll give you $20 per day. | |
| That's crazy. I'm telling you. | |
| It would take you a week. | |
| Now I know why you guys live here. | |
| Yeah, that's pretty fun. It's one of the reasons. | |
| So you went Brasserie, how late were you there? | |
| I'm living vicariously through you now. | |
| We were there till midnight, and then we walked around the lake for about 30 minutes. | |
| There was kind of clubs, like loud music down there. | |
| It was really nice. I just wanted to move here last night. | |
| And then you went to Castle last night, and you're saying the food was good there as well? | |
| Amazing, yeah. What are you getting? | |
| Buy a new lighter, obviously. | |
| Show it to me. It's a limited edition DuPont with a roulette wheel complication built into it. | |
| That would be my most expensive light. | |
| How much is it? 56,000 American. | |
| And why are you doing this? To light my cigarettes, obviously. | |
| Gentlemen, how are you doing? Good, how are you? | |
| How are you? Good to see you. | |
| Good to see you again. Hello again. | |
| Hello. Nice to see you. | |
| It's my first time in Romania. | |
| Enjoying it? It's awesome. | |
| I walked around the city for a while yesterday. | |
| It's such a beautiful place. I don't live here for no reason. | |
| You raved at it for a reason. | |
| Hey, how are you? | |
| Good to see you again. | |
| Good to meet you. Tucker's nephew. | |
| Okay, cool. Part of the resistance, eh? | |
| Right? Yeah. On board. | |
| I come out and meet you. | |
| Step one foot over this line. | |
| It's back to jail. | |
| It's so nice to meet you. | |
| What a trip this weekend. | |
| Ladies and gentlemen! | |
| This is like... | |
| You're the famous one, bro. You're the famous one. | |
| I've never been starstruck in my life. | |
| Are you kidding? I'm like, here I am. | |
| Hey, Tucker Carlson. Nice to meet you. | |
| Nice to meet you. Are you American? | |
| Yes, very. What are you doing here? | |
| I got a couple friends. | |
| You know, one flew across the world to go to jail. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| This is a smoker's house, so it's smoking indoors and outdoors. | |
| Good to meet you. It's so nice to meet you. | |
| Thank you for having us. | |
| No, I'm glad you came. I want to say there was one day when I was in jail. | |
| I want to give you a personal thank you. | |
| Jail is miserable. And the Romanian news is full of the worst bullshit in the world. | |
| But you did make it onto the Romanian news. | |
| And I was like, Tucker Carlson is supporting us. | |
| When you were with Nelk. Yeah, they put you in jail on no charges. | |
| That made my day. Call me liberal. | |
| What is the Matrix? Good question. | |
| I guess some Americans call it the deep state, but I like to look at it in a more global way. | |
| When I say The Matrix, I think there are certain agendas which are being pushed. | |
| I think the media machine and the judicial systems of the world work together hand in hand. | |
| I think the goal is to control people's minds to a point where they don't discuss anything that's important. | |
| The reason I use The Matrix is because I've watched that movie a few times and it has so many similarities to the... | |
| Have you seen the movie? No. You've never seen the movie The Matrix? | |
| No, I don't watch any movie. | |
| I don't want to talk about it on camera. | |
| No, I'm very dyslexic and it's hard for me to watch video. | |
| Got it. Understood. But there's so many similarities and the basic premise is that humans' minds are controlled and put inside of a false reality so that their body heat can be manifested for the machines. | |
| And I don't think it's much different to reality. | |
| Our minds are controlled. We're put in a false version of reality. | |
| We're told things aren't true. | |
| We're arguing over things that don't matter. | |
| We're observing a false version of events. | |
| And the goal of it is just to distract us long enough for our bodies to be used for the machines, the soulless. | |
| And I think it's pretty similar. | |
| Yes, and you can see what kind of low-res person I am. | |
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False Realities
00:03:35
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| No, it's so funny. | |
| If you have— Can you drive? I have to. | |
| Yeah, come in with me. I'm just going to drive to the gate and back. | |
| That's it. I just want to feel the transmission. | |
| But it's so funny. If you had, like, McLarens or whatever, I would still think this is cool. | |
| Yeah, I know. I don't know. | |
| It's a backwards window too! | |
| I just love it. I just have to feel the transmission. | |
| See, Andrew told me this car wasn't cool, but Tucker Carlson says otherwise. | |
| This is so cool. | |
| You ready? Handbrake off. | |
| Oh, handbrake! I can't even operate this car. | |
| There we go. Terrible, right? | |
| It's kind of awesome. | |
| Yeah, it is. It's hilarious. | |
| Oh, good luck with reverse. I'm going to figure this out. | |
| Nope. You're in fourth, I think. | |
| Back up to neutral. Oh, is it down there? | |
| No, I don't know. It's here. | |
| Oh. There we go. | |
| Now we're in reverse. One wing mirror. | |
| This is so cool. I'm burning up that club. | |
| This is hilarious, isn't it? | |
| This is like the coolest thing I've ever done. | |
| You know what? You'll never meet another man who owns one. | |
| I just love... By the way, if I lived here, I would get that. | |
| Yeah. I love it. | |
| I don't know why. There you go. | |
| Now these are some of the... | |
| It's well built. Some of these parts are from a newer Lada. | |
| I was about to say. The electric ignition is from a newer Lada. | |
| New battery. I've got it all ready to go for letting me out of house arrest. | |
| Yeah, I mean it's a four-cylinder overhead, overhead valve. | |
| It's a pretty modern engine, actually. | |
| I doubt that's rich. | |
| Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know... | |
| The top and this look different from when I had it a month ago. | |
| I got this all rebuilt hoping I was going to get out of house arrest. | |
| So I've had it all redone. | |
| What does it top out at? | |
| Oh, about... About four chicks. | |
| 90 miles an hour? | |
| Maybe. 90. I've done it. | |
| You've taken this 90 miles an hour? | |
| Absolutely. As fast as it will go, it's shaking like this. | |
| It's fucking great. I'm tired. | |
| When I got the tires, Since the last month, the tires Roy, | |
| would you like to train today? | |
| I'd love to train today, baby. | |
| I'd love to train today as well. | |
| What are you doing? We're training. | |
| Sorry, Justin, we're training. Sorry, there's one for you guys. | |
| Now we're talking. Now this is a walkout. | |
| Now we're talking. | |
| Now we're training. Now we're talking. Now we're training. | |
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10 Out of 10 Throw
00:02:21
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| Come on, Tristan! Twenty more, Tristan! | |
| You've got it! You've got it! | |
| Cheers to that! | |
| Cheers to that! | |
| Good luck, Dave! | |
| Oh Oh yeah! Woo! | |
| Woo! Hold it, hold it! | |
| Turn it around. Let's go! | |
| The power of gin. | |
| It's only the beginning. | |
| Oh yeah. Feel the burn in your stomach and lungs. | |
| Gin power. More nicotine, baby. | |
| More nicotine. Woo! | |
| Yes! Chris, what are we doing? | |
| That's life. | |
| Here. | |
| Join the fight. | |
| I'm in. | |
| Get them a bit. | |
| You messed him up. | |
| Look, look, look, look, look. Where'd he go? | |
| Where'd he go? I just saw him. | |
| No problem. | |
| I'll drink the coffee afterwards. | |
| Come fuck with me. Tristan, this can't be good for us. | |
| That was a good throw, bro. | |
| You fucked that up. You fumbled out. | |
| That was a 10 out of 10 throw. | |
| Look look look Get that There's one he's on the coffee machine You Bye. | |
| We're making the house unlivable. | |
| Wham. I'll live off of flies. | |
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In A World Of Shadows
00:00:28
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| In a world of shadows and bonding chains, the time for liberation is near. | |
| Unmatched perspicacity, wisdom is severe. | |
| Your mind, body, and spirit are sharpened, and endless possibilities unfold. | |
| So stand strong, defy conformity, and rise above. | |
| Your destiny knows no bounds. | |