I I Is up to something I think that just earns lucky Rory shit He's trying to annoy you. I'm not even mad.
Huh? I'm not even mad, Rory.
You told me that if I came here, I couldn't lay around eating dominoes.
Who was at the door?
Why, Rory?
Why do you keep doing this?
Every day. Why do you do this?
Because someone's delicious. Is someone eating pizza?
Rory did leave with the pizzas.
We all left.
I've driven the other girls home.
There's a man in the pool eating pizza and burping.
That does sound like... In the pool eating pizza.
So... That is a Rory thing to do.
If he is eating pizza...
But how would he eat it in the pool?
I don't understand. He must be getting it wet.
I can see it. Wet pizza?
Andrew, are you eating pizza in the pool?
No way, it's him, bro. I don't even like the pool.
They left their hat. One of my girls messes me since she's driven home.
There's a weirdo burping and eating pizza in the pool.
Nice. Andrew, you get in.
What? Rory.
Did you scare the girls away?
What about me? Rory, is that pizza?
That is pizza. There were girls in the pool and they said they left because there's a guy burping and eating pizza in the pool.
Why are you... Oh, that was me. I see the box.
It motivates me to swim faster because it's so delicious.
I see what you've done. So, every lap I do, I have a slice so it cancels out the calories.
It doesn't. What do you mean?
You'd have to swim at least 50 lengths.
What do you mean?
What, per slice? It's gonna be a long day.
You better order another one. It's delicious.
He told me to get my dough up, so here we are.
We're here.
You got the spoon?
Yeah.
Tristan, would you like a slice of pizza?
No. Tristan doesn't understand the science.
And also Tristan, my laps are a lot faster, because I'm motivated to get back for the pizza.
I hope you learned a lesson.
Oh Delicious. It's good.
I think it's it's effective training you know yeah efficient effective Beneficial. I know you want some of this.
I super don't. I know you do.
I super don't. It's so good.
It'll give us power tea. It won't.
When we're training, we need pizza.
You can't join Team Pizza. I'm eating this pizza at you.
You can't join Team Pizza.
Or I'm gonna up Team Booz's activities.
And you're just gonna die.
Yeah. You know what will happen though?
I'll never have cancer.
And I'll have extremely high testosterone.
So maybe it's a win.
I have in the fridge. It's perfect. Would you like anything else? No, perfect. We're just going to film.
You're never going to recover from this, are you?
Bye.
Financially. I don't care.
And I don't like donuts.
Look how much cream he's put in.
He hasn't been a fucking sting.
He's done it right. Look at that.
I don't. Admit you'll never financially recover.
I don't like donuts.
Admit it. You're now bankrupt.
I don't like donuts.
I don't. Why would I? Because if you're not allowed of them.
I'm allowed them if I like.
I might take one. Fucking try me.
Try me. I'll throw the whole fucking plate in the pool before I let you have a bite, you cunt.
All right, do it. Try me.
Try and take a donut. Do not touch a donut you're not allowed to have.
I don't actually...
I could have easily taken a bite of that.
You couldn't. How could I go if it was here?
God would not allow you to put that donut in your mouth.
Something would have happened. Lightning would have struck.
God will not allow you to take a bite of these donuts.
It's impossible! You're saying that.
No matter what you try, it's impossible for you to get a bite of these tea.
You know what? God will not allow you to have a single sip of my whiskey.
It is impossible. I agree.
I agree. You agree. I agree, because it's Haram.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Hello!
What's up, bro?
Same time, same location.
Oh my God, who are we?
Oh, Mother, why are you so sad?
I'm born as Easter morn.
But Irishmen are proud and glad of the land where they were born.
Oh, Scotland, I sing in memory too of far and distant days.
When I was just a lad like you, I joined the IRA.
Where the lads who stood with me when history was made.
Bailey, I've been eating marshmallows long for fucking 33 years.
What's the right way to do it? To toast them.
No one in England toast them. They buy a bag of marshmallows and start eating the fucking sugar pillows how they are.
And it's just, it's not right.
Why don't you kill yourself? Yeah, they gotta be roasted.
It's your only way to eat them. Once you start, they never go back.
If I kill myself...
Why eat them at all if they're not toasted?
They are much better toasted.
I can see why Americans do that.
You've not even had a proper s'more yet, though.
You gotta sandwich it between two, uh...
Nah, it's awful, let's go.
We're about to find out.
It's looking like a full camp.
It's raining over there, yeah.
Let's get it started.
Music playing.
I'm going to do it with my phone.
I'm going to do it with my phone.
Thank you.
Nice, no? Disgusting.
Thank you. Disgusting wealth.
Yeah, disgusting. That's exactly how I like it.
Yep, thank you very much. Thank you.
We've been smoking prison cigs.
Is that what these are? Well, the joke is that we all flew halfway around the world to go to jail with our friends.
Holy shit, what's up with this image here?
The force is too strong in him.
They don't have this in the U.S. Yeah, they put dying people in the first cigarette packet.
I mean, you know, these big signs here, but...
Yeah, they put dying people. Small print, bro.
In Europe, they put images of dying people in them.
That's awesome.
Deterve nobody.
Oh, in Romania, everyone smokes always.
I think I'll be with a big house, right?
My door locked in an apartment. Really gay.
For real. Have you seen a fat person yet?
Not one. I was just telling Tucker last night, I'm so blown away by the women here.
Because in America, the obesity is so fucked up.
Go to the mall, bro. The mall here?
If you can find a woman that's under age 40 that is fat, I'll give you $20 per day.
That's crazy. I'm telling you.
It would take you a week.
Now I know why you guys live here.
Yeah, that's pretty fun. It's one of the reasons.
So you went Brasserie, how late were you there?
I'm living vicariously through you now.
We were there till midnight, and then we walked around the lake for about 30 minutes.
There was kind of clubs, like loud music down there.
It was really nice. I just wanted to move here last night.
And then you went to Castle last night, and you're saying the food was good there as well?
Amazing, yeah. What are you getting?
Buy a new lighter, obviously.
Show it to me. It's a limited edition DuPont with a roulette wheel complication built into it.
That would be my most expensive light.
How much is it? 56,000 American.
And why are you doing this? To light my cigarettes, obviously.
Gentlemen, how are you doing? Good, how are you?
How are you? Good to see you.
Good to see you again. Hello again.
Hello. Nice to see you.
It's my first time in Romania.
Enjoying it? It's awesome.
I walked around the city for a while yesterday.
It's such a beautiful place. I don't live here for no reason.
You raved at it for a reason.
Hey, how are you?
Good to see you again.
Good to meet you. Tucker's nephew.
Okay, cool. Part of the resistance, eh?
Right? Yeah. On board.
I come out and meet you.
Step one foot over this line.
It's back to jail.
It's so nice to meet you.
What a trip this weekend.
Ladies and gentlemen!
This is like...
You're the famous one, bro. You're the famous one.
I've never been starstruck in my life.
Are you kidding? I'm like, here I am.
Hey, Tucker Carlson. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Are you American?
Yes, very. What are you doing here?
I got a couple friends.
You know, one flew across the world to go to jail.
Oh, no.
This is a smoker's house, so it's smoking indoors and outdoors.
Good to meet you. It's so nice to meet you.
Thank you for having us.
No, I'm glad you came. I want to say there was one day when I was in jail.
I want to give you a personal thank you.
Jail is miserable. And the Romanian news is full of the worst bullshit in the world.
But you did make it onto the Romanian news.
And I was like, Tucker Carlson is supporting us.
When you were with Nelk. Yeah, they put you in jail on no charges.
That made my day. Call me liberal.
What is the Matrix? Good question.
I guess some Americans call it the deep state, but I like to look at it in a more global way.
When I say The Matrix, I think there are certain agendas which are being pushed.
I think the media machine and the judicial systems of the world work together hand in hand.
I think the goal is to control people's minds to a point where they don't discuss anything that's important.
The reason I use The Matrix is because I've watched that movie a few times and it has so many similarities to the...
Have you seen the movie? No. You've never seen the movie The Matrix?
No, I don't watch any movie.
I don't want to talk about it on camera.
No, I'm very dyslexic and it's hard for me to watch video.
Got it. Understood. But there's so many similarities and the basic premise is that humans' minds are controlled and put inside of a false reality so that their body heat can be manifested for the machines.
And I don't think it's much different to reality.
Our minds are controlled. We're put in a false version of reality.
We're told things aren't true.
We're arguing over things that don't matter.
We're observing a false version of events.
And the goal of it is just to distract us long enough for our bodies to be used for the machines, the soulless.
And I think it's pretty similar.
Yes, and you can see what kind of low-res person I am.
No, it's so funny.
If you have— Can you drive? I have to.
Yeah, come in with me. I'm just going to drive to the gate and back.
That's it. I just want to feel the transmission.
But it's so funny. If you had, like, McLarens or whatever, I would still think this is cool.
Yeah, I know. I don't know.
It's a backwards window too!
I just love it. I just have to feel the transmission.
See, Andrew told me this car wasn't cool, but Tucker Carlson says otherwise.
This is so cool.
You ready? Handbrake off.
Oh, handbrake! I can't even operate this car.
There we go. Terrible, right?
It's kind of awesome.
Yeah, it is. It's hilarious.
Oh, good luck with reverse. I'm going to figure this out.
Nope. You're in fourth, I think.
Back up to neutral. Oh, is it down there?
No, I don't know. It's here.
Oh. There we go.
Now we're in reverse. One wing mirror.
This is so cool. I'm burning up that club.
This is hilarious, isn't it?
This is like the coolest thing I've ever done.
You know what? You'll never meet another man who owns one.
I just love... By the way, if I lived here, I would get that.
Yeah. I love it.
I don't know why. There you go.
Now these are some of the...
It's well built. Some of these parts are from a newer Lada.
I was about to say. The electric ignition is from a newer Lada.
New battery. I've got it all ready to go for letting me out of house arrest.
Yeah, I mean it's a four-cylinder overhead, overhead valve.
It's a pretty modern engine, actually.
I doubt that's rich.
Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know...
The top and this look different from when I had it a month ago.
I got this all rebuilt hoping I was going to get out of house arrest.
So I've had it all redone.
What does it top out at?
Oh, about... About four chicks.
90 miles an hour?
Maybe. 90. I've done it.
You've taken this 90 miles an hour?
Absolutely. As fast as it will go, it's shaking like this.
It's fucking great. I'm tired.
When I got the tires, Since the last month, the tires Roy,
would you like to train today?
I'd love to train today, baby.
I'd love to train today as well.
What are you doing? We're training.
Sorry, Justin, we're training. Sorry, there's one for you guys.
Now we're talking. Now this is a walkout.
Now we're talking.
Now we're training. Now we're talking. Now we're training.
Come on, Tristan! Twenty more, Tristan!
You've got it! You've got it!
Cheers to that!
Cheers to that!
Good luck, Dave!
Oh Oh yeah! Woo!
Woo! Hold it, hold it!
Turn it around. Let's go!
The power of gin.
It's only the beginning.
Oh yeah. Feel the burn in your stomach and lungs.
Gin power. More nicotine, baby.
More nicotine. Woo!
Yes! Chris, what are we doing?
That's life.
Here.
Join the fight.
I'm in.
Get them a bit.
You messed him up.
Look, look, look, look, look. Where'd he go?
Where'd he go? I just saw him.
No problem.
I'll drink the coffee afterwards.
Come fuck with me. Tristan, this can't be good for us.
That was a good throw, bro.
You fucked that up. You fumbled out.
That was a 10 out of 10 throw.
Look look look Get that There's one he's on the coffee machine You Bye.
We're making the house unlivable.
Wham. I'll live off of flies.
In a world of shadows and bonding chains, the time for liberation is near.
Unmatched perspicacity, wisdom is severe.
Your mind, body, and spirit are sharpened, and endless possibilities unfold.