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July 30, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Smoothies and Penthouses | Tate Confidential Ep 183
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I want both Bailey and Tristan to know, officially on camera, completely unrelated to these protein I hate both of you. Good, you mean Bailey poisoning the protein pancakes?
No, I just genuinely...
There's nothing to do with these pancakes.
It's not even related. The scene doesn't even make sense.
I want you to know that I actually hate you, and I actually hate you.
Thanks. I hate both of you.
You're one of our best friends, Andrew.
No, I hate both of you. We love you and care about you.
Fuck off. I don't know.
I remember like two years ago when...
No, you weren't even there. I went with your cousin to look at the Pagani penthouse.
Where are we? Did you ask the time?
No, I asked where are we.
Oh, Pagani. What do you mean Pagani?
Well, we don't have the Pagani yet, but...
So I thought, don't really need a Pagani house.
Sorry. Wait, a Pagani?
Yeah. What do you mean? That's what I mean.
So I thought, we don't have the Pagani yet.
Don't really need a Pagani car.
And maybe I should get Pagani house.
What? Pagani apartment.
So it's all finished because you get to decide exactly what we want.
We've got our main man here, security, keeping us safe.
The big G. So basically what I'm thinking is...
What do you mean? What are you doing?
What is this? It's like the most prestigious building.
It's going to be the most prestigious penthouse, one of one, in Dubai.
Because we have the Bugatti, so I decided I didn't need a Pagani, but I need something Pagani.
So I've got a Pagani penthouse in Dubai, which costs much more than a Pagani car.
Like, I know right now you're looking at it going, what is this?
But when it's done with Pagani furniture, imagine, couch, hoax.
Okay. Couch, hoax.
Okay.
A pool, indoor war hose.
A chair, ho.
Okay.
A hole in the floor, next, just on the floor.
A floor hoe.
Floor hoe.
Floor hoe.
Floor hose?
Floor hoe!
We got hooks from the ceiling, and hoes can attach themselves by harnesses into a canyon.
Sky hose.
Sky hose!
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. And now they're finishing the insides and we have to design it.
So we've got a fucking designer at 26 million dollar penthouse.
Now we look like a designer to you.
I know it's long. Life's so hard.
I'm getting sick of this shit. Fuck can I? Come out of jail.
Everything's good in jail. No one stresses me.
I leave jail. Andrew, come get your room act.
Andrew, your yes-go attack is ready.
Andrew, your Pagani penthouse needs designing.
Let's just fuck off. Let's not go back.
Tristan, let's just quit.
Let's go back to jail. Potato soup, cigarettes, push-ups.
Life was simpler. Simpler times.
All this bullshit there has to be.
Andrew, Mr.
Tate, we've given you the best penthouse in Dubai.
You need to know what you want inside.
If I don't fucking care, then I give a fuck!
Yeah, it doesn't matter, does it?
It's not going to be shit, is it?
People at home think they've got stress.
It's probably me. Yeah.
Right, so...
What I say we do is...
Many thousands of square footage.
Plus the glass dome, which is 90 meters high.
Then we go to the globe.
What do you mean the glo-? See what I'm saying?
We're going to get like- What is this?
I'm a new designer, and we're going to say, look, make my globe cool.
It's got to have all lights and shit.
The globe! The globe hoes!
Globe hoes! Globe hoes!
We can make it like a world, and we can start like from South America to all the way around to Russia to the Chinese region.
Okay! Yeah, the globe house!
What I think we do is we just make a list of all the rooms we want and then we send it to them and they have to do the floor layout and then they'll do a design based on like the walls will be made of carbon fiber and leather it's gonna match Pagani and then we'll get a matching Pagani car so the interior matches to the penthouse and then we can basically never use it and just Okay, smart. Not care about it.
Smart. Super smart.
I like it. So you have a list of rooms we need.
What rooms do we need?
Give me a bedroom, and I'm done.
Well, we paid top dollar, so...
We need a cigar lounge.
Agreed. We're currently in the cigar lounge.
Where are we going to design other penthouses when we're in the penthouse?
We need a cigar lounge.
Yeah, makes sense.
Cigar.
Pubcast Studio.
Yeah, maybe one of them. Also, even an office.
There's like six workstations.
Editors and stuff. Lame for us, man.
Just for like people. Work with like big computers, not laptops.
You'll spend all your time in there, though.
You call me a workaholic. I'm saying that we need it to be more casual or you'll sit at your desk the entire time and never enjoy the penthouse.
Make the podcast studio big enough so that one side of the room there can be Alright, cigar room, podcast slash office.
We need a restaurant.
Okay. Which we can keep staffed 24-7 with a menu.
Yeah. And we can call it Top G's.
And we can walk to Top G's and put up a menu and say, can I have this?
And the chefs in our penthouse will run away and cook at our restaurant.
Sounds good. The Big Dung.
Let's keep that as a living room area.
Alright, that's the lounge. Is that it?
Are we done? A bunch of bedrooms.
Do we need like a library or something?
Do we need a library? Can't our cigar room incorporate a wall of library-ness?
No, because they have to be separate rooms because the smoke will damage the books over the years.
We missed the books. The 1860s Bible that you have.
The 150-year-old Koran.
I don't want smoke. The Koran, of course not.
If you met a man from the 1860s who wrote that book and said, am I allowed to smoke in this book?
He'd think you were a coward if you didn't.
Fine. The nice Koran goes in your room, then.
Of course. But normal books, non-holy books, you know, in the cigar lounge.
Is that it? Now bedrooms?
So, cigar lounge with one wall of library, yeah?
I mean, library-ish.
You know? One wall of books in the cigar lounge.
Podcast studio slash office.
Restaurant. Lounge.
How many bedrooms do we need?
How many bedrooms do we need now?
Two. Huh.
Smoothies. We're gay now?
Are we gay now? Maybe.
It's a pretty good fucking smoothie.
Take it back. Tristan, would you like the smoothie?
I guess so.
Look at you and your smoothie. You're such a fucking faggot.
Tristan is the exact kind of faggot in the smoothie, isn't he?
Okay. Talkin' to me.
Talkin' to me. Is it a good smoothie, at least?
No comment. Tristan is literally the exact kind of fucking homo who would sit at Mike and just hold a smoothie with his cigar and drink it.
Stop talking to me. Embarrassing.
You're letting us down. You're destroying the whole brand.
You were the Red Bull World Champion.
You were the inventor of red wine.
Now look at you. You're the fucking smoothie like a girl.
You're... You're...
Pounding a smoothie.
Admit you have a smoothie on the table.
I'm not drinking my smoothie. Admit it.
So now you're afraid of smoothies.
Now he's afraid of me.
The only thing worse than drinking smoothies is being afraid of the smoothie.
What's gonna happen? You'll die? What's gonna happen?
You go to jail? Again?
You're a coward. You know the saddest thing I've always imagined?
Imagine you're living in some war-torn country and a fighter jet bombs you.
I always imagined it would be particularly sad to be attacked and murdered from the sky.
Because I feel like, although drones and fighter jets and attack helicopters drop bombs from the sky, I would have loved to have a world where somehow that wasn't allowed.
Where the sky was a peaceful place.
You should be able to look at the sky and see hope and hope alone.
When the bat symbol appears, it appears in the sky for a reason.
Because the sky symbolizes hope.
Here I am, inside of a nation with a language I don't understand, beholden to a justice system I don't understand, with my life hanging in the balance.
Somebody is going to decide if my life is fine or if my life is completely over.
Who is that person? Don't know.
Why? Haven't done anything wrong.
They've just decided to attack me.
And I look to the sky and I think, maybe it's all going to be okay.
Maybe it won't. Who knows?
A lot of people are asking me how I feel.
It's a good question. It's particularly a good question because I am the hero in everybody's lives.
Anybody who knows me, when anything goes wrong, they call me.
I'm the hero. I'm the Batman.
But now, I have no one to call.
I have people telling me, ah, you'll be okay, you're at top G. Will I? I don't know.
But, If anybody can defeat this Matrix attack, it's going to be the Top G. Who else could it possibly be?
If there was a symbol in the sky which were to appear like the bat symbol, it'd be the Top G symbol.
And I think we need Top G back.
I think he stands the best possible chance of escaping this Matrix attack, even though it's a level 10 Matrix attack and they're trying their very best to destroy me without evidence, and it's all a sham.
Top G stands the best possible chance.
So for that reason...
I have summoned Top G. I've summoned Top G. Top G's coming back.
He's the only one who can defeat this.
Now is not a time for cowardice.
We have the cigar. We have the Bugatti.
We have everything. Now is the time for counterattack.
For everyone who has lied about me and against me to suffer the consequences for exactly that.
Top G's the one who's going to win this battle in the end.
And if Top G loses, at least he loses like a hero.
Because that's how he works.
The Top G special, please.
So, um, I'm going to be doing a lot of work on this.
So, um, I'm going to be doing a lot of work on this.
So, um, I'm going to be doing a lot of work on this.
Good friends coming to visit.
Rory, which I think everybody knows from Alltech Confidentials.
What the fuck are you doing?
Rory. I was upstairs.
What the fuck? And I thought, fuck it.
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing? You look like a fucking idiot.
Having a haircut. And then, here they are.
And Dale was a good training colleague of mine.
We used to fight back in the day.
And they've come to see me while on house arrest.
How you doing? All right, mate. Long time.
Long time. Good to see you, man.
It's too long. Good to see you. So, there's a gift here for you.
Now, I hope you like it.
So, there's a girl called Emma.
Emma Harris. She paints cars.
That's what she does. She was determined that she wanted to get this to you.
So, we banged heads.
We had it imported to England.
Where does she live? She lives somewhere in the States.
I've forgotten how whereabouts, but she was determined.
So, I do need to credit Emma for this.
But I think you'll like it. I think you'll really like it.
Cool, I need a knife.
It'll take a while to open that.
You've got a key?
You've got some keys, yeah?
Yeah.
Thank you.
So it's hand-painted, so you have to imagine how many hours went into this as well.
So I really liked it.
I really liked it. So yeah, I was determined to get it to you in the end as well.
Make my jail look nice, huh?
Yeah. My house jail. To make Andrew's cell look good.
The famous new daddy that everyone's after.
Bro, let's take it out.
In the wrong colour. Ha!
It's got me. Look, it's me driving to Bagatti.
That's my future life.
When all this jail crap's over, that's going to be me, somewhere in Italy, doing exactly that.
What do you think? Amazing.
Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
I'm going to make this future come true.
I'm going to hang this up today. Thank you very much.
You're going to hang it up today? Yeah. Cool.
Excellent. Thank you.
And what's the last one? There's your note.
There's your note. We'll keep this up.
Hercific acid coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a fear to burn in any realm of human endeavor.
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