Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Smoothies and Penthouses | Tate Confidential Ep 183
Aired: 2023-07-30
Duration: 15:35


=== Andrew's Pagani Penthouse Needs Designing (07:53) ===

[00:00:00]  I want both Bailey and Tristan to know, officially on camera, completely unrelated to these protein I hate both of you. Good, you mean Bailey poisoning the protein pancakes?
[00:00:22]  No, I just genuinely...
[00:00:23]  There's nothing to do with these pancakes.
[00:00:25]  It's not even related. The scene doesn't even make sense.
[00:00:27]  I want you to know that I actually hate you, and I actually hate you.
[00:00:29]  Thanks. I hate both of you.
[00:00:32]  You're one of our best friends, Andrew.
[00:00:34]  No, I hate both of you. We love you and care about you.
[00:00:35]  Fuck off. I don't know.
[00:01:04]  I remember like two years ago when...
[00:01:06]  No, you weren't even there. I went with your cousin to look at the Pagani penthouse.
[00:01:13]  Where are we? Did you ask the time?
[00:01:16]  No, I asked where are we.
[00:01:18]  Oh, Pagani. What do you mean Pagani?
[00:01:21]  Well, we don't have the Pagani yet, but...
[00:01:23]  So I thought, don't really need a Pagani house.
[00:01:25]  Sorry. Wait, a Pagani?
[00:01:27]  Yeah. What do you mean? That's what I mean.
[00:01:28]  So I thought, we don't have the Pagani yet.
[00:01:31]  Don't really need a Pagani car.
[00:01:33]  And maybe I should get Pagani house.
[00:01:35]  What? Pagani apartment.
[00:01:38]  So it's all finished because you get to decide exactly what we want.
[00:01:43]  We've got our main man here, security, keeping us safe.
[00:01:45]  The big G. So basically what I'm thinking is...
[00:01:51]  What do you mean? What are you doing?
[00:01:53]  What is this? It's like the most prestigious building.
[00:01:56]  It's going to be the most prestigious penthouse, one of one, in Dubai.
[00:01:59]  Because we have the Bugatti, so I decided I didn't need a Pagani, but I need something Pagani.
[00:02:03]  So I've got a Pagani penthouse in Dubai, which costs much more than a Pagani car.
[00:02:08]  Like, I know right now you're looking at it going, what is this?
[00:02:11]  But when it's done with Pagani furniture, imagine, couch, hoax.
[00:02:18]  Okay. Couch, hoax.
[00:02:21]  Okay.
[00:02:22]  A pool, indoor war hose.
[00:02:25]  A chair, ho.
[00:02:27]  Okay.
[00:02:28]  A hole in the floor, next, just on the floor.
[00:02:30]  A floor hoe.
[00:02:31]  Floor hoe.
[00:02:32]  Floor hoe.
[00:02:33]  Floor hose?
[00:02:34]  Floor hoe!
[00:02:35]  We got hooks from the ceiling, and hoes can attach themselves by harnesses into a canyon.
[00:02:40]  Sky hose.
[00:02:41]  Sky hose!
[00:02:42]  Okay.
[00:02:44]  Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. And now they're finishing the insides and we have to design it.
[00:03:04]  So we've got a fucking designer at 26 million dollar penthouse.
[00:03:06]  Now we look like a designer to you.
[00:03:07]  I know it's long. Life's so hard.
[00:03:10]  I'm getting sick of this shit. Fuck can I? Come out of jail.
[00:03:14]  Everything's good in jail. No one stresses me.
[00:03:16]  I leave jail. Andrew, come get your room act.
[00:03:18]  Andrew, your yes-go attack is ready.
[00:03:21]  Andrew, your Pagani penthouse needs designing.
[00:03:23]  Let's just fuck off. Let's not go back.
[00:03:25]  Tristan, let's just quit.
[00:03:27]  Let's go back to jail. Potato soup, cigarettes, push-ups.
[00:03:30]  Life was simpler. Simpler times.
[00:03:32]  All this bullshit there has to be.
[00:03:34]  Andrew, Mr.
[00:03:35]  Tate, we've given you the best penthouse in Dubai.
[00:03:37]  You need to know what you want inside.
[00:03:40]  If I don't fucking care, then I give a fuck!
[00:03:43]  Yeah, it doesn't matter, does it?
[00:03:44]  It's not going to be shit, is it?
[00:03:45]  People at home think they've got stress.
[00:03:47]  It's probably me. Yeah.
[00:03:49]  Right, so...
[00:03:50]  What I say we do is...
[00:03:58]  Many thousands of square footage.
[00:04:00]  Plus the glass dome, which is 90 meters high.
[00:04:03]  Then we go to the globe.
[00:04:05]  What do you mean the glo-? See what I'm saying?
[00:04:07]  We're going to get like- What is this?
[00:04:09]  I'm a new designer, and we're going to say, look, make my globe cool.
[00:04:12]  It's got to have all lights and shit.
[00:04:14]  The globe! The globe hoes!
[00:04:17]  Globe hoes! Globe hoes!
[00:04:19]  We can make it like a world, and we can start like from South America to all the way around to Russia to the Chinese region.
[00:04:29]  Okay! Yeah, the globe house!
[00:04:35]  What I think we do is we just make a list of all the rooms we want and then we send it to them and they have to do the floor layout and then they'll do a design based on like the walls will be made of carbon fiber and leather it's gonna match Pagani and then we'll get a matching Pagani car so the interior matches to the penthouse and then we can basically never use it and just Okay, smart. Not care about it.
[00:04:58]  Smart. Super smart.
[00:05:00]  I like it. So you have a list of rooms we need.
[00:05:04]  What rooms do we need?
[00:05:08]  Give me a bedroom, and I'm done.
[00:05:12]  Well, we paid top dollar, so...
[00:05:15]  We need a cigar lounge.
[00:05:18]  Agreed. We're currently in the cigar lounge.
[00:05:21]  Where are we going to design other penthouses when we're in the penthouse?
[00:05:24]  We need a cigar lounge.
[00:05:26]  Yeah, makes sense.
[00:05:28]  Cigar.
[00:05:31]  Pubcast Studio.
[00:05:34]  Yeah, maybe one of them. Also, even an office.
[00:05:38]  There's like six workstations.
[00:05:41]  Editors and stuff. Lame for us, man.
[00:05:42]  Just for like people. Work with like big computers, not laptops.
[00:05:47]  You'll spend all your time in there, though.
[00:05:49]  You call me a workaholic. I'm saying that we need it to be more casual or you'll sit at your desk the entire time and never enjoy the penthouse.
[00:05:56]  Make the podcast studio big enough so that one side of the room there can be Alright, cigar room, podcast slash office.
[00:06:10]  We need a restaurant.
[00:06:12]  Okay. Which we can keep staffed 24-7 with a menu.
[00:06:16]  Yeah. And we can call it Top G's.
[00:06:18]  And we can walk to Top G's and put up a menu and say, can I have this?
[00:06:20]  And the chefs in our penthouse will run away and cook at our restaurant.
[00:06:22]  Sounds good. The Big Dung.
[00:06:24]  Let's keep that as a living room area.
[00:06:26]  Alright, that's the lounge. Is that it?
[00:06:28]  Are we done? A bunch of bedrooms.
[00:06:33]  Do we need like a library or something?
[00:06:38]  Do we need a library? Can't our cigar room incorporate a wall of library-ness?
[00:06:42]  No, because they have to be separate rooms because the smoke will damage the books over the years.
[00:06:46]  We missed the books. The 1860s Bible that you have.
[00:06:52]  The 150-year-old Koran.
[00:06:53]  I don't want smoke. The Koran, of course not.
[00:06:56]  If you met a man from the 1860s who wrote that book and said, am I allowed to smoke in this book?
[00:07:01]  He'd think you were a coward if you didn't.
[00:07:04]  Fine. The nice Koran goes in your room, then.
[00:07:07]  Of course. But normal books, non-holy books, you know, in the cigar lounge.
[00:07:11]  Is that it? Now bedrooms?
[00:07:13]  So, cigar lounge with one wall of library, yeah?
[00:07:16]  I mean, library-ish.
[00:07:19]  You know? One wall of books in the cigar lounge.
[00:07:22]  Podcast studio slash office.
[00:07:24]  Restaurant. Lounge.
[00:07:27]  How many bedrooms do we need?
[00:07:28]  How many bedrooms do we need now?
[00:07:34]  Two. Huh.
[00:07:42]  Smoothies. We're gay now?
[00:07:45]  Are we gay now? Maybe.
[00:07:48]  It's a pretty good fucking smoothie.
[00:07:51]  Take it back. Tristan, would you like the smoothie?

=== Smoothie Symbolism (05:35) ===

[00:07:53]  I guess so.
[00:07:56]  Look at you and your smoothie. You're such a fucking faggot.
[00:07:59]  Tristan is the exact kind of faggot in the smoothie, isn't he?
[00:08:03]  Okay. Talkin' to me.
[00:08:06]  Talkin' to me. Is it a good smoothie, at least?
[00:08:11]  No comment. Tristan is literally the exact kind of fucking homo who would sit at Mike and just hold a smoothie with his cigar and drink it.
[00:08:19]  Stop talking to me. Embarrassing.
[00:08:22]  You're letting us down. You're destroying the whole brand.
[00:08:24]  You were the Red Bull World Champion.
[00:08:26]  You were the inventor of red wine.
[00:08:27]  Now look at you. You're the fucking smoothie like a girl.
[00:08:30]  You're... You're...
[00:08:36]  Pounding a smoothie.
[00:08:37]  Admit you have a smoothie on the table.
[00:08:38]  I'm not drinking my smoothie. Admit it.
[00:08:40]  So now you're afraid of smoothies.
[00:08:43]  Now he's afraid of me.
[00:08:46]  The only thing worse than drinking smoothies is being afraid of the smoothie.
[00:08:48]  What's gonna happen? You'll die? What's gonna happen?
[00:08:51]  You go to jail? Again?
[00:08:54]  You're a coward. You know the saddest thing I've always imagined?
[00:09:02]  Imagine you're living in some war-torn country and a fighter jet bombs you.
[00:09:06]  I always imagined it would be particularly sad to be attacked and murdered from the sky.
[00:09:13]  Because I feel like, although drones and fighter jets and attack helicopters drop bombs from the sky, I would have loved to have a world where somehow that wasn't allowed.
[00:09:24]  Where the sky was a peaceful place.
[00:09:26]  You should be able to look at the sky and see hope and hope alone.
[00:09:29]  When the bat symbol appears, it appears in the sky for a reason.
[00:09:34]  Because the sky symbolizes hope.
[00:09:38]  Here I am, inside of a nation with a language I don't understand, beholden to a justice system I don't understand, with my life hanging in the balance.
[00:09:45]  Somebody is going to decide if my life is fine or if my life is completely over.
[00:09:49]  Who is that person? Don't know.
[00:09:51]  Why? Haven't done anything wrong.
[00:09:54]  They've just decided to attack me.
[00:09:57]  And I look to the sky and I think, maybe it's all going to be okay.
[00:10:02]  Maybe it won't. Who knows?
[00:10:07]  A lot of people are asking me how I feel.
[00:10:11]  It's a good question. It's particularly a good question because I am the hero in everybody's lives.
[00:10:18]  Anybody who knows me, when anything goes wrong, they call me.
[00:10:21]  I'm the hero. I'm the Batman.
[00:10:24]  But now, I have no one to call.
[00:10:27]  I have people telling me, ah, you'll be okay, you're at top G. Will I? I don't know.
[00:10:33]  But, If anybody can defeat this Matrix attack, it's going to be the Top G. Who else could it possibly be?
[00:10:46]  If there was a symbol in the sky which were to appear like the bat symbol, it'd be the Top G symbol.
[00:10:51]  And I think we need Top G back.
[00:10:53]  I think he stands the best possible chance of escaping this Matrix attack, even though it's a level 10 Matrix attack and they're trying their very best to destroy me without evidence, and it's all a sham.
[00:11:04]  Top G stands the best possible chance.
[00:11:06]  So for that reason...
[00:11:09]  I have summoned Top G. I've summoned Top G. Top G's coming back.
[00:11:24]  He's the only one who can defeat this.
[00:11:25]  Now is not a time for cowardice.
[00:11:27]  We have the cigar. We have the Bugatti.
[00:11:29]  We have everything. Now is the time for counterattack.
[00:11:34]  For everyone who has lied about me and against me to suffer the consequences for exactly that.
[00:11:39]  Top G's the one who's going to win this battle in the end.
[00:11:41]  And if Top G loses, at least he loses like a hero.
[00:11:44]  Because that's how he works.
[00:11:49]  The Top G special, please.
[00:11:51]  So, um, I'm going to be doing a lot of work on this.
[00:11:54]  So, um, I'm going to be doing a lot of work on this.
[00:11:57]  So, um, I'm going to be doing a lot of work on this.

=== Emma Driving To Bagatti (02:06) ===

[00:13:29]  Good friends coming to visit.
[00:13:31]  Rory, which I think everybody knows from Alltech Confidentials.
[00:13:34]  What the fuck are you doing?
[00:13:35]  Rory. I was upstairs.
[00:13:37]  What the fuck? And I thought, fuck it.
[00:13:39]  What the fuck are you doing?
[00:13:40]  What are you doing? You look like a fucking idiot.
[00:13:42]  Having a haircut. And then, here they are.
[00:13:45]  And Dale was a good training colleague of mine.
[00:13:48]  We used to fight back in the day.
[00:13:50]  And they've come to see me while on house arrest.
[00:13:52]  How you doing? All right, mate. Long time.
[00:13:54]  Long time. Good to see you, man.
[00:13:55]  It's too long. Good to see you. So, there's a gift here for you.
[00:13:58]  Now, I hope you like it.
[00:13:59]  So, there's a girl called Emma.
[00:14:01]  Emma Harris. She paints cars.
[00:14:03]  That's what she does. She was determined that she wanted to get this to you.
[00:14:06]  So, we banged heads.
[00:14:08]  We had it imported to England.
[00:14:09]  Where does she live? She lives somewhere in the States.
[00:14:13]  I've forgotten how whereabouts, but she was determined.
[00:14:16]  So, I do need to credit Emma for this.
[00:14:18]  But I think you'll like it. I think you'll really like it.
[00:14:20]  Cool, I need a knife.
[00:14:21]  It'll take a while to open that.
[00:14:23]  You've got a key?
[00:14:24]  You've got some keys, yeah?
[00:14:25]  Yeah.
[00:14:25]  Thank you.
[00:14:30]  So it's hand-painted, so you have to imagine how many hours went into this as well.
[00:14:33]  So I really liked it.
[00:14:35]  I really liked it. So yeah, I was determined to get it to you in the end as well.
[00:14:38]  Make my jail look nice, huh?
[00:14:40]  Yeah. My house jail. To make Andrew's cell look good.
[00:14:43]  The famous new daddy that everyone's after.
[00:14:52]  Bro, let's take it out.
[00:14:53]  In the wrong colour. Ha!
[00:15:02]  It's got me. Look, it's me driving to Bagatti.
[00:15:06]  That's my future life.
[00:15:07]  When all this jail crap's over, that's going to be me, somewhere in Italy, doing exactly that.
[00:15:13]  What do you think? Amazing.
[00:15:15]  Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
[00:15:17]  I'm going to make this future come true.
[00:15:19]  I'm going to hang this up today. Thank you very much.
[00:15:20]  You're going to hang it up today? Yeah. Cool.
[00:15:23]  Excellent. Thank you.
[00:15:25]  And what's the last one? There's your note.
[00:15:27]  There's your note. We'll keep this up.
[00:15:29]  Hercific acid coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a fear to burn in any realm of human endeavor.