TATE FOUND SOMETHING NEW | Tate Confidential Ep 171
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Money cannot buy happiness.
Habibi, come to Dubai!
You
Turns out you're famous.
Am I?
Yeah, I mean it seems that way.
What for? I don't know.
I thought you were cancelled. Didn't they cancel you?
They found out I had a tiger and they were scared to cancel me because the tiger's cancelled.
Ah. Makes sense.
When my tiger gets out of line, I send my cousin Luke, goes, Luke, go fix the tiger.
No, I'm not going to try and fix the tiger.
Luke have to. No, you have to.
Why do I have to? Because it's your tiger.
Joel, I thought he was cancelled.
Yeah, I thought he was cancelled. I thought he was cancelled.
I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of news articles out there saying he is cancelled.
Yeah. Are they wrong?
Yeah, I think he's cancelled.
Is this what cancelled looks like?
Yeah. I promise you,
I promise you.
Let's go! I want to tell you that they may silence our voices, maybe us, but we're here, we support you.
In our own way, by fighting for ourselves every day, for our families, for our friends.
So have a great time. Bro, that means a lot to me.
You don't deserve anything but the best.
Thank you. Thank you, my friend.
It means a lot to me. Thank you.
Thank you, guys. Get in,
Luke. Why are we going out?
Luke, I actually need to admit that you were right.
What do you mean? There's nothing to buy that makes you feel satisfied and happy inside.
You know? Like, you buy property, but it's an investment.
Like, mmm, investment.
This feels a bit gay, you know?
Okay, yeah. Do gay people invest in things?
Yes. Do you know what I mean?
I do know what you mean. Makes sense.
So it's just like, it kills a bit me so much over...
I knew it. There's nothing else to buy.
I told you. And we have too many cars, we have too many watches, but then I thought, fuck Luke.
I can do whatever I want.
Wait, but you just said I'm right.
You are right about there being too many cars and too many watches, but also at the same time, fuck you.
So those, it's like, both of those things are true.
You're right. We have too many cars and too many watches.
But also, fuck you.
What? What are we doing?
So it's kind of like two parallels existing at the same time.
I know, but there's no bar to buy.
No. There's matter and antimatter.
No, we can't. When they come together, they collide into an explosion of money spending.
No, no, that's not how it works.
No. That is. No, it's not how it works.
No, it's not how it works. What do you mean money spent?
No. So we're on our way.
I've decided I want to go racing around Jehovah Jace again like we did last time.
Yeah. But for me, you and Tristan to go.
Obviously, this car only has two seats.
So we have to get another car.
We have to get something that can keep up with the Bugatti shirt.
No, we don't. We don't.
We basically now, at this point, have no choice.
No, we have loads of choice.
I woke up this morning and thought, there's only two seats, there's three of us, no choice.
No, there's more choice.
What's the choice? There's choice.
I don't know. Juul has multiple supercars.
Those are Juul's cars. Yeah, but he has multiple.
He's one man. Yeah, exactly.
So he has multiple supercars.
He's one man. I only have one supercar here.
There's one man. No, but that's here.
You're saying here. So Jewel thinks he's better than me.
No, but you can fly 10 in if you want to.
So now I have no choice. No.
Remember last time we came here and you were organized for it to be closed to try and damage me.
I remember. If you've done that again, Luke, if it's closed, you and I are having a straightener right here, right now.
No way. We're going to have a straightener right here, right now if it's closed.
I'm warning you. You've been warned.
You better not have called them in advance and closed like you did last time.
It's not closed. I didn't see this coming.
Excuse me, I got you. I did not see this coming.
It's fine. Take out your wages.
I'm going to be here for a couple of weeks.
Just to see if he's doing anything else.
I'm going to be here for a couple of weeks.
It's been too long. It's too long.
Any Bugatti's or you still got this carbon on?
That car is so beautiful.
Chiron? Devo?
Look at the blue carbon. Isn't that beautiful?
Look, if we had two of these, you'd admit we could do the road trip.
No. This must be sold.
I'm gonna ask. The problems with most Chiron's is this two-tone, the coloring is boring.
The color on mine is so much better than the black and the red and black or whatever they all fucking do.
No one has any style with me, it's hard.
Didn't we need a, uh... I said Nike?
No.
What do you mean no?
I mean no, you don't.
Ferrari SF90? You don't need one.
No. The problem is I've already bought one of these.
I know. It's on the way.
I know. You have all the cars.
It does look nice, but we don't...
No, no, no.
No, it can't.
What's the fastest car we have?
Probably the 765. But you super don't need one of those because you have two of them.
I only have two? Yeah, no, not only two.
You have two. You definitely don't need that.
You already have two. It is the fastest car.
It is the fastest car. I have two of them.
Yeah, but you have two.
Why don't you just fly one in if you want that one?
No, I guess I could just fly one of my 65s in.
I don't think that would annoy you as much as me picking one up today.
No, but you can't do that.
You can't get three of the exact same car.
I have nothing else to do but piss you off.
You deserve it. Let's admit that you deserve it.
Can you admit that? Do I deserve you buying three, a third, 75?
No, that doesn't make sense.
At least something else.
I don't know. What is this?
Ridiculous. Super McLaren?
The thing I don't like about them is you can't go to the drive-thru because this is the only window.
Only this bit comes down.
They're that fast.
Yeah. So you have to open your door to get your doors.
Which is of course unacceptable. Yeah.
They're that fast that they don't let you have windows.
Correct. Another show.
No, the other one's cooler.
The economical option.
To be sensible would just be, to not be an idiot and not get out of control would just be to buy a third sentence.
No, no, it'd be to call, to fly one in.
You have two. Just to buy a third sentence.
No, but you have two.
You like when I'm sensible, right?
Yes, but it wouldn't be to buy a third car, third carbon copy of another car.
All right, bro. Let's look at the car.
Alright.
There you go, Luke.
Thank you.
You can't keep doing this.
So you tried to leave your cousin at home.
I said let's go driving. Let's go to the mountains.
There's only two seats. And now look.
No, but you could have taken Jules' car. Jules' car, Jules' car.
No, I know this is a convertible and it's a cool car, but you already have two.
You're the kind of person you are, Luke.
First, you're the kind of person who leaves your cousin at home without a car to drive.
Second, you're the kind of person who thinks they have jurisdiction over other people's cars.
Why do you think that I'm allowed to take Jules' car?
Why are you saying that? Is it your car?
No. So you try to leave your cousin at home.
Try to steal Jules' car. This is why everyone on Takeoff Hentral doesn't like you.
One of the most dislikable people on the face of the planet.
You tried to leave your cousin abandoned without something to drive.
And me, as a good man, came here and bought my third 765.
I'm sure that we go driving. My brother does not have to sit at home by himself.
You don't give a fuck about anyone but yourself.
You could have flown one in.
You have two. No, it can't be.
If it can't be, how can we go to it?
Explain that. No, this just automatically happens.
The Rolls Royce dance is this.
That's the McLaren dance.
Third 765 dance.
Do you know it? No, because I don't have...
Why do you have three in the same car?
Yeah, but they're different colors, though.
Alright, I have the issues in different colors, true or false?
True. I have these.
Are they all the same color?
I meant they're three different colors.
They're not the same fucking car then, are they?
I meant they're three different colors.
They are three different colors.
A black t-shirt and a white t-shirt aren't the same fucking shirt.
They're still a t-shirt. We need to face facts.
We need to get with the program.
He tried to leave you with nothing. Is that what you tried to do?
No, I said that you could use Juul's card.
You are a useless piece of shit.
For you to do that to me, it's uncultful.
The thing is about Luke is that he's actually genuinely a really bad person.
Yeah, genuinely evil in his heart.
No, I said he could use Juul's card.
Well, it's nothing but the worst for all of us. That's just who he is.
He's been praying for our downfall for a very long time.
Can we admit that? That's the car.
That's why I wore the shirt.
What's the other dance you used to do?
Miami did some other dance.
Oh, I know the house dance.
I've got a new house dance. No, stop buying houses, stop buying cars, stop buying things.
I think I need to see that dance.
What do we have to do for you to see the dance?
Don't worry. I'm on.
This is one of the first Let's Cut Residences in UAE. So he owns one of them now.
Yes, for example, if you have a party on the swimming pool, you need to accommodate more people.
You can just... Does that have a sound system built into the house?
Absolutely, yeah. So yeah, we have flamingos.
These times get hard and we need to eat something.
Grab one. Grab one from the barbecue.
I'll eat flamingo. Flamingo sashimi.
No. No, please.
They're protected here.
Technologies for the wellness real estate.
So you will have a water purification which you can open up water anywhere in the house.
Your shower will be infused with vitamins to take care of your skin and hair.
Vitamin infused showers.
Finally! I know, right?
Finally! How am I living like a peasant all this time?
Vitamin infused showers!
For my hair! Thank you!
And you will have an amplification to 98%, dynamic lighting that affects your mood in the morning and in the evening, makes you feel refreshed and more relaxed.
So we're taking care of all your systems.
You can make people do it from inside.
That's all you need, right?
Sounds good, yeah. Amazing.
You keep finding things to buy.
You keep saying there's nothing enough to buy.
Admit it.
What do I normally buy when I buy?
Usually buy watches and cars.
That's stupid. We shouldn't do any more of that.
We don't need watches and cars. That's dumb.
That's just a waste of money. I know we saw that car that you don't have yet, but it's just some random brand.
I'm pretty sure... I didn't know what it is.
I don't think it counts. I actually will stand here and agree that, like, we can buy property, we can invest, we can do better things than just buy watches and cars.
That is stupid. Agree.
So we're finally...
No, Tristan, he's right.
He's right. We finally are coming to agreement.
This is good, nice, solid investments.
What time is that? No, you haven't watched there.
No, but I just saw it.
It was on camera. You know, I knew something was up.
I knew something was up.
Don't tell me. Please, just have it be, uh, I don't know, uh, We're drinking water dance.
Some dance, not the dance.
This is where we live dance.
Blue house dance, don't you remember?
I forgot. Flashback to Miami.
Villa on the Palm. If Luke was in charge of our finances, what would we do?
Sit in the metaverse in some fucking dingy apartment in Rhode Island, have NFTs, like losers?
If maybe you were in charge, we'd do nothing fun, Evelyn.
No, we would. I mean, we'd have our computers, we'd do some work.
You know, we'd actually be in Hawaii.
We'd be in Hawaii. Swimming the waves.
What's good in Hawaii? Waves.
The waves. This is good because it's nice and calm.
The opposite approach. Exactly how I like it.
No, you don't like it calm.
You don't like it calm.
But you don't like it calm. Which makes me like it calm.
That might be true. Nobody likes you.
We've got a new car. I've got a new house.
Okay. What's left?
You guys can't keep doing this Why would that be upsetting if you're but it doesn't match my McLaren No, just...
Tristan, your watch is amazing.
It's great. It's a great watch.
You need to watch your fucking mouth.
Luke didn't want you to have anything to drive to us then.
Luke, why would you do that to me? I said you could use Jewel's car.
We don't need to buy a brand new supercar.
Luke thought he was in charge of all of Jewel's cars. Luke thinks he's the boss of Jewel.
No, we could have asked Jewel.
Typical Luke. Luke thinks he can call in the favors from our friends.
Typical Luke. That is typical Luke, isn't it?
Really fucking is. This can't be what we do.
It's just more and more things.
Things. Items. Items.
Yeah. Contraptions.
We got hold of them. Technologies.
We don't need these. That's the world.
The world's been a never-ending scramble for resource, Luke.
Look at the current conflicts.
We have to acquire as much as possible.
What are we going to do instead?
Keep what? Fucking imaginary printed money.
I suppose it is imaginary printed money.
So you may as well just acquire as many resources as possible.
A car is a thing it drives.
A house is a thing you can live in.
Yeah, an NFT gives you access to a community.
I give it to me. Who's your cousin, Tristan?
You can sort your cousin out.
Guys.
What are we doing?
doing? What are we doing?
I don't even know how it works.
It smokes even when you're not smoky, isn't it?
It's the souls of my enemies evaporating as they pray for my downfall and consistently fail.
As the Matrix attacks me and tries to destimate my online image, you can see through the veil of deception and realize that I'm actually The savior of earth.
All of their hatred inside of their hearts evaporates and ends up inside of my machine.
And I ingest it into my lungs to become more powerful than ever before.
Nice. So you just gather all the souls, put it right in there, and you just ingest it.
Power up. Nice.
Good system. Good system.
Tristan, I've yet to tell you about the biggest scam of all time.
Cousins? Sorry?
Is it Cousins? No, it's not Cousins.
You sure? Yes, I'm 100% sure.
What is the big scam of all time?
So I've learned, because I don't know any of this stuff because it's not my job.
I don't know anything about YouTube or Rumble or how much they pay, blah, blah, blah.
So I've learned recently that YouTube is scamming everyone.
More than you're scamming me.
Yes. Tristan, it's the biggest scam in the universe.
So, I don't fully understand.
This could be not the best breakdown, but YouTube has a lot of people who pay to advertise on YouTube, yes?
So, the amount that they pay per thousand views should be more than Rumble.
Rumble pays almost double.
Double. And they don't even have all the ads done yet.
Like, they're still working on that.
Tristan, they pay the content creators almost double.
So YouTube is scamming people.
Tristan, it's like...
As much as you're scamming me.
No, more. Tristan, it's a massive scam.
Tristan, it doesn't make sense.
We weren't even paid.
I know, they demonetized us.
I know, I know. Tristan, Tristan, I know.
Tristan, I know. Tristan, Tristan, it's literally, you think, you think that's, like, YouTube must be better.
Like, they must pay you more.
They're big. They're the giant thing.
But no. Tristan.
Tristan, I'm telling you, they are the biggest scammers of all time.
They'll shut you down.
Literally, it's the free north.
It's the plantations.
Tristan, I literally couldn't believe it.
I was speaking to other content creators and they even said they couldn't believe it.
No one can believe it.
I believe it. No, but Tristan, it doesn't make sense.
I, it's literally that.
It's good people versus bad people. It's literally that.
It's fair people versus unfair people.
It's that rumble will actually pay you.
The whole thing is about fairness.
Yeah. So, I'm not surprised at all.
It's fair versus unfair.
Tristan, YouTube literally, literally.
So, when are you going to stop scamming it?
Never. But I, I seriously don't understand.
So, I guess you go on YouTube to grow an audience because of their algorithm, I guess.
That's basically the only thing.
The video quality is just as good.
The uptime is just as good.
You get paid double.
I know. It's literally better in some cases.
Bro, it's insane. I was getting scammed and you failed to tell me about it.
No, but you know what the weirdest thing is?
Literally every single YouTube content creator could just make a Rumble account and stream on both at the same time.
Yes, I know. They could post their videos on both at the exact same time.
But then, whenever a viewer views it on Rumble, they get paid double.
Exactly, so they could use alerts to drive to Rumble.
Tristan. They could double their money today.
I know, literally. They could use YouTube to grow and then send it over to Rumble and then get paid double.
Best of both worlds.
It's fucking... Tristan, I tell you, I've discovered the biggest scam in the century.
I guess it's just like being in an abusive relationship.
YouTube just psyoped them to just be dummies.
It's just psyoped them.
Like, no, stay with us.
We're what you know. What would that be like?
There's a good metaphor there where you just stay with what you know even though it's much worse for you.
I'm looking for an example.
It's like when you keep hanging around with your dickhead cousin.
Hear me out. Okay.
So many better friends and companions you could have along the way who would film better on higher quality cameras.
Probably true. Who would be more fun, less boring.
Probably true. But you know what? You know your cousins.
You just stick with them anyway. That's the example.
No. No.
No, because... you started to listen anymore.
Yeah, gang, gang, gang.
I'm Mr. Body Catcher, Slaughter Gang Soul Snatcher.
Ain't no regular F-1 fitted, this a fuckin' rapper.
No cappa, street nigga, not a rapper.
Choppa hit a mini, turn into a booty clapper.
Smith and Weston, I'm 4L Gang reppin'.
We done baptized more niggas than a damn reverend.
Kappa Alpha, me and my gang, we do all the steppin'.
Who you checkin'? It's FN, shoot East or Westin'.
Gang, gang, gang.
We've been here before, in Dubai, Lou.
Yes. I mean, you need to beat it.
A what? You need to beat it.
Beat it? He doesn't seem to beat it.
He said I shouldn't buy a watch because of the cost, but no one listens to him because he's your cousin.
No, not because of the cost. You guys just have unlimited, literally unlimited watches.
It's literally unlimited watches.
I'm buying watches.
Could you pack them in Detroit?
Could I what? Could you count?
No. No.
No, I couldn't. It's unlimited.
No, it's unlimited. It's too many.
That means to be it.
This doesn't make sense. It does.
Luke, you do need to be there. No, you need to be there.
And what do they happen to be in the music video?
Mic fight. Is that correct?
That's right. Luke.
Hold my hand. No. No.
Have you seen the Beat the music video?
No. No. Luke says if we buy watches we will regret that we should sit at home on the internet.
Okay, that was very, very well done.
But I don't say that.
Because he's a geek, so beat it.
Just beat it. Have you been listening to the Beat the song?
Who is listening to Luke?
You! Do you listen to Luke?
Who's Luke? You guys can't keep doing this.
It's unlimited watches.
It's too many. Yeah, I know.
I love to count. Can you admit you need to beat it?
We're always here. Hi, how you doing?
I thought they deleted you, bro.
I'm alive. Hello everyone.
I thought they deleted you. Good to see you.
Good to see you. Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good. What else is new?
I'm surviving, so they've tried to delete me, but they can't get rid of my face.
I'm still everywhere. I know, I saw Joel and he was telling me a few bits.
And what went on, I was like, wow, okay.
Yeah, it was pretty crazy what they tried to do, but they failed.
So, uh... The problem is there's three stages, right?
First, they try and delete you and shut you up, and if that fails, they try and put you in jail, and if that fails, they kill you, right?
So, I'm on stage two now, so I've got to be extremely careful.
I'm driving up the speed limit and everything.
I'm like, you know, that's what happens, so you've got to be extremely careful, but all in all, things are good, and I think that a lot of people are now awake to the bullshit that they're saying, and people are trying to understand it's all a lie, and that kind of garbage, so...
And I think it'll work out well in the end.
Yeah, so...
But it's what you're, it's what you're perceived to be, right?
And how you... A few things and stuff, but obviously you were deleted, officially deleted for a few weeks, but now you're everywhere again, so you can't stop.
You can't stop the idea.
I haven't got a magic spell in the world.
I'm saying things that genuinely improve people's lives, and improve people's lives are going to be loyal to the idea, and they're going to accelerate the idea.
A lot of the content on the internet is purely destructive and detrimental to people and society.
So when we come along with a message which is genuinely good, I think that people attach to it.
And I didn't do anything magical.
I just told the truth, right? To a degree.
Perhaps I was a bit spicy with how I said it.
But obviously there's some merit there.
If I was purely just lying, I wouldn't have to clap them at all.
But if you were saying things in a very nice way, you wouldn't have got the attention you did.
Correct. So it's a double-edged sword, right?
You can't win whatever. Correct.
And like I said to you when I messaged you, I'm asked every person that I meet that comes in that's from your side, who hates you, from people that you know, or people don't aspire to, who's got nothing but good things to say.
And like I said, all the nice young men that we meet, they all say nice things and they're all inspired.
And they're polite young men, work hard, go to the gym, train, want to earn, want to buy nice things.
From our side, I've seen nothing but that in the whole time.
Obviously, we piggybacked off the back of it because some of the early videos that we did with you, some of the early watches, Exploded, and obviously we exploded off the back of that, so thank you for that as well.
But the machine is real.
The amount of people who got in buying watches, or people wanting to buy your watches, or make me another one like Andrew.
When we did yours, people were like, make me one, I want to buy Tristan's watch.
I was like, we've made one in blue, that's it.
Or make me another one, I'll pay you 250 grand.
We're not doing it, I've made Tristan one.
Because yours says one of one on the back, right?
You can't make an old one.
So we can't do it.
It's like these hard-like holograms, right?
There's only one of each, so...
Yeah, that's right.
But yeah, and that's the truth of the message.
The message is that most people who are a fan of Tate, they're living a good life or they're living true or they're honest or they're hard-working, etc.
And the people who hate me the most and who are most vocal in their attempts to discredit me are usually living sad lives and are unhappy, miserable people full of hate.
And there's definitely a jealousy aspect.
If I wasn't so massively successful, they wouldn't be so desperate to try and convince the world I'm a bad person.
Yeah. Because they can't call me stupid, and they can't call me poor, and they can't call me weak, and they can't call me a bunch of things, so all they can do is try and come up with, oh, but he's bad!
And when you take that away, then they're like, oh shit, he's the dom.
I watched a bit of the Piers Morgan interview, and it's very much just like, he's a good little, you talk with it, and it's just like, it's such a difficult situation.
And then other stuff you were saying that's been fun in the past, it's a different snippet, it's really difficult, but, I mean, again, when I saw Joel, I asked him about it, he was like, I was over, he was like, Solid.
So, again, you don't expect anything else.
So, you know, 99.9% of people that they've been through the shit I've been through would have been emotionally affected by me.
I believe that, you know, sometimes...
When you're going through life, God wants you to be Goliath, and he wants you to be David.
And I've had a lot of times being Goliath, and it's been very fun.
But he thought, you know what, Andrew, let's mix it up a bit.
And I was David for a few months, and I feel like I've won that battle as well.
95% of all comments about me on the internet are positive.
Most people understand the media lies.
All they've done is discredit themselves.
It's like the media come along and say, the sky is green.
People aren't going to believe I'm going to say, well, the media lies, right?
So saying I'm a bad person, when people do enough research over a long enough time period, If they're not completely brainwashed, they understand the media is just lying.
That and coupled with the things they've been doing recently and some of the other lies they're trying to tell, they're just losing credibility on a daily basis.
I believe we're reaching a pivotal point.
The matrix control platforms are starting to crack.
Elon's now got Twitter and I'm on Rumble, which has tanked the YouTube price.
People are starting to understand that if you want the truth, you have to find it outside of the pre-programmed, the pre- The recommended places where they say the information is.
The world's changing really fast and the catalyst from that is you.
Whether it's good or bad, you were the catalyst from stuff that's changing and in two, three, four years time, It'll be someone else, something in a different situation.
We may not have the platforms that we have now.
It may be a completely different thing.
It's shifted. It needed.
It's just you're the man that unfortunately has to be.
Jesus. Jesus.
You know what Jesus needs?
He needs a diamond watch. Right, well it's funny.
It's funny you say that because I've got two watches fit for Jesuses.
Can we say Jesuses?
Jesuses. I don't know.
Actually, I've got a gift.
Obviously, from the back of before, with all the YouTube videos and stuff, I actually wanted to give you a gift, so I made you custom tape, money clips.
That's awesome. Amazing. Because I didn't know what to get me.
That is badass, thank you.
You guys have got everything. That's awesome, thank you.
And I can't afford your watch taste, so I thought I'd just make you something.
Thank you very much. If you're going out with a suit and you want to keep smart.
Perfect. Now I just need some money, bro.
You know I don't have much. Hard out here on the streets.
Or, I mean, you can take it as like a digital crypto money clip and then it's got billions and billions in there.
Bro, you've got the logo, it's got the Warren logo.
That's awesome, man. Thank you very much.
That's super well done.
I mean, you may not wear suits or stuff, but like, I'll use this.
Joel had one made with his logo and stuff, so I just thought, you know, it's nice.
Right. Now, the fun bit is that I can't compete with your money.
The reason I'm giving that first, if I give you that after the watch, it's like the world's worst present.
So, let's do...
Who first? Tristan first.
This is actually your first fully custom piece.
Andrew's completely forgot.
He's got every piece that we've ever made, the best of everything.
Although we are working on a few new ideas.
We're working on a few new ideas. This is your new one of one.
80 plus carrots.
Blue Sapphire Cartier Skeleton.
That's awesome. That's awesome.
Does it fit me already? Well, I've taken a few links out.
Hopefully it does. If not, I can adjust it in the same way as well.
I think I know your size. So how many carats of sapphire?
Around 80 carat. Nice.
Of hand-cut blue sapphire.
The color actually tapers slightly at the bottom to be very slightly lighter.
On the back, you can see tape one of one.
And it's fully custom-built in white gold.
It's about three months of work.
Wow. That's awesome, man.
And we'll never make another. We'll see.
Let me first of all see if it fits.
I have a similar car to you, so it should just clip down like this.
In fact... Fit tight?
Yeah, one more link. I'll put one more link in there.
Yeah, one more link it needs. But it looks badass.
Yeah, it does look badass. It's amazing.
Thank you. It's amazing.
Yeah, it is. I'll put one more link in it for you.
Please, if you wouldn't mind. This is a blue suit?
Exactly. That's exactly what I bought.
I've got two jackets this will go with.
You also have, it won't fit, but there's a blue strap for it.
I can make you a rubber leather strap for it later.
I will never take this strap off.
I will never ever make a rubber strap for this.
So the conversation was actually interesting.
So I was very interested before you came in.
Everyone with the blue cart was like, it's amazing, I love it, it's crazy.
With your watch, everyone was like, you've destroyed a pate, why have you put diamonds in it?
But you know what's funny? The army of comments are like, what colour is your diamond watch?
What colour is yours? Everyone, all the tape fans, it's like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, and just destroying anybody in the comments.
So it was so funny. Top G, let's do your watch.
Let's do my watch. So in here, We've got your papers.
We won't show those on camera, but there's your papers in there.
There's also a push-a-button where you can change the date.
I'll show you to do that afterwards. Perfect.
As usual with yours, the very, very best diamonds.
No compromise. As you said, give me the best, and we'll talk about it after.
Your brand new, fully custom, Batek 5980.
How are you going to say anything bad about this internet?
What kind of brokey is complaining about this on the internet?
It's gorgeous, no? That's absolutely beautiful.
They're just not ready for the flex.
That's all it is. That's all it is.
That's incredible, bro.
That's incredible. We spoke about this a while ago, didn't we?
But then you was busy and...
Things were going well. We didn't get around to do it.
And then with the blue dial, amazing.
Truly beautiful. I love that you're wearing your sunglasses already.
You'll need them when you go home.
I've set the date and time. Just check the size.
It should be good. If not, I need to get it resized.
But you guys are both getting into more plain stuff now.
Are you kind of just like, size is good?
Perfect, I think. Yeah, I like it tight.
It's good. Do you always wear it?
Right hand, yeah. There's lots of conspiracy theories on the internet now.
One's about the right hand watch, one's about this hand symbol I always make.
There's always conspiracy theories.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to say nothing about it and allow them to continue to the move.
I wear watches on my right hand.
I've got a conspiracy theory.
I think the real engine take is to wear watches on the other hand.
So you're definitely not the real engine take.
That's right. I've been replicated. They cloned me.
They're like, oh, we need more Andrew Tate on Earth to save us.
But as always, honestly, it's an absolute pleasure to do stuff for you.
It's truly amazing. You're going to have a whole bunch of...
They tried to, when they attacked me, they also tried to attack Hustles University and destroy it, and of course they failed, and we're relaunching it called The Real World, and really upgrading it with our own servers, our own payment processor, etc.
And when that's done, People are going to join and make a bunch of money and you're going to have more in here trying to get these.
But his is a one of one.
But don't let any fucker get this.
This is too sexy. Well, it's the only one we've made.
But I tell you, we are working on a project which we spoke about, which we'll keep confidential for now.
But that will be one of ours.
Wait. I'm coming to something very cool.
Another project. We're working on a project.
You keep telling me I don't have a project.
No, I don't. I say the opposite.
Minimal diamonds is all we're going to say, right?
Minimal. This is very much more like a more mature top G. Correct.
I still feel like it's super expensive.
No, that's not my style.
Yes, it is. But you don't know me.
No, it's truly beautiful.
It's amazing. It might be my new favorite.
Is it my new favorite? You have to see it in the sunshine.
That's a question. What have you been wearing most?
I usually wear the big AP with the bigger baguettes.
I wear the AP with the smaller diamonds, like if I'm going out to a club or something, but I mainly wear the big AP. The Bugatti watch I only wear with the car sometimes.
Maybe that big AP is my watch I wear most of the time.
But it's only in Romania and Dubai I wear watches.
You can't wear it anywhere else.
This is kind of like an in-between.
It's smaller than the APs.
It's a little bit more classy than the green.
I've lost count of how many watches you've got.
But it just fits nicely.
It's because it's infinite. You've completed diamonds, so the next one will be minimal.
I've completed diamonds. No point in any more diamonds.
And you actually officially own every one of my top pieces now.
Thank you, sir. That is G. A shake sent us a cake.