Oct. 22, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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| And I'm starting to call a sea pirate. | |
| A sea pirate? Yeah, our skipper doesn't know this yet, but I've got a couple of AKs and I'm going to go over there. | |
| Get down here. Where are we? | |
| What's this? That's her hand. | |
| Onwards. It can't be onwards because that's onwards to nothing. | |
| The ocean is not nothing. If the ocean is nothing, how come it would kill you if you were in it? | |
| So that's where we're going. We're going down to the ocean. | |
| Nothing can kill you. Wait, that makes you sound strong. | |
| It does make you sound strong. You didn't even realize that you won that one. | |
| I had to point it out to you. Yeah, basically we're in Croatia now because I rule the internet and I've conquered the world and I've conquered Croatia and now we flew here on a private jet and now we're going on a boat and we're going to sail around the world. | |
| Because that's what rich people do. | |
| We've got both blue chicks and we've got private chicks. | |
| Ah, so you conquer the world and then you just travel the Mediterranean. | |
| Yeah, I travel the Mediterranean because I'm the emperor. | |
| Makes sense. Basically. It's true. | |
| The internet's already gone. | |
| The internet's gone. So now I conquered the earth. | |
| Yeah. So we're going to run around and I've decided to become a sea pirate. | |
| A sea pirate? Yeah. | |
| Our skipper doesn't know this yet, but I've got a couple of AKs and I'm going to go over there. | |
| Kidnapped some of those things. We'll teach him a few things. | |
| We're going to run up on him. I'm the captain. | |
| Collect loads of boats. | |
| I'm gonna show them the ropes. | |
| Welcome guys to your kite feast. | |
| Do you want still sparkling water or do you prefer still sparkling water? | |
| Sparkling. Wine tasting. | |
| Do you know how wine tasting works? | |
| How? You get some wine and you sniff it around and you go and then you talk about flowers and then you down it. | |
| Is that wine tasting? Wine's worse than vodka. | |
| It is. Wine's worse than vodka. | |
| Taste your wine. So I do this. | |
| Flowers are nice. | |
| Roses. Dandelions. | |
| And then I down it? Use the word tannins. | |
| Yeah, say tannins. Say tannins structure. | |
| Tannins structure. Perfect. | |
| So that's how wine tasting works? | |
| This is what classy people do? I will bring you more, but who is for sparkling water? | |
| I also spark the water. So this is known as the monster grip, and it messes up the, first of all, leaves fingerprints in the glass. | |
| And it eats the wine. Exactly. | |
| So this is a... | |
| Ah, so I did it the unclassy way. | |
| So I need to stir it for you flowers, but hold it that way and then down You got it down your class partner | |
| I | |
| Take care, bye bye. | |
| I believe today, Terraforming... | |
| Do you know how to drive the boat? | |
| No! | |
| I don't know how to drive the boat! | |
| We are ruining the only man who knows how to drive the boat! | |
| Wait! He's the only guy who knows how to drive the boat! | |
| We're fucked, mate! We haven't even got past day one! | |
| We haven't even taken off yet! | |
| We're not going anywhere! | |
| We're done! I'm never drinking booze ever again. | |
| What? What do you mean why? | |
| You guys were there. You were all there. | |
| I guess you're not familiar with the law of the sea. | |
| What's the law of the sea? That you have to drink from. | |
| What's that? Wait? | |
| No. That. | |
| Oh, my legs. Sea legs. | |
| No, you didn't bring your sea legs. | |
| No, they're sea legs. I swapped them out. | |
| If they're sea legs, you're going to be scared of my little bit of fucking booze. | |
| What do you mean? Let me bring your sea legs again. | |
| Okay. It smells horrible. | |
| Deputy captain can't drink on duty first. | |
| It's an oldie for all of us in the world. | |
| Captain Mustard. | |
| Deputy Captain. | |
| Can I have a swig? | |
| Get it all down. | |
| Get up. | |
| Excellent. | |
| Excellent. | |
| What are we doing? | |
| All these boats. | |
| We're gonna get in there for a party. | |
| All booze shit. All booze. | |
| Wait. No, there's too much booze on this ship. | |
| Nah, nah, nah. Well, right now there is. | |
| You're right. You have to keep rid of the buoyancy. | |
| It's important that all the booze goes. | |
| Yes. But why don't we just throw it overboard, then? | |
| Nah. Let's buy the fish. | |
| Fuck the fish. You want to get the whales drunk. | |
| Good sea legs can get really high. | |
| I do have sea legs. So, we're going to go to this party, and we're going to take all the booze. | |
| Luke is going to help us. | |
| I'll throw it overboard. Let's just throw it overboard. | |
| Fuck the fish. Oh, so we care about fish now. | |
| We can't. The channel, actually from the beginning, first of its inception, is always intended to be a fish conservation channel. | |
| That's not true, y'all. Now, slowly, I'm starting to make people understand. | |
| First, I made them like me and realized I'm top G, and now they're like, okay, I love fish, because top G loves fish. | |
| Otherwise, they wouldn't care about fish. | |
| So this is all about fish. We've been from the beginning. | |
| I don't give a fuck about you, Luke. | |
| I don't give a fuck about nothing else. I don't give a fuck. | |
| You can die in a car crash. Take confidential. | |
| What does confidential? | |
| What letter does it start with? | |
| C. There was a hidden message all along. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I'm pretty sure I've heard you guys say, fuck the fish. | |
| See. I'm pretty sure. | |
| I think I've refilmed this. | |
| What's the second letter of confidential? | |
| O? Oh, shit. | |
| Come on, Luke. Here. | |
| What do you mean? You look worried. | |
| I'm not worried. Come on. | |
| Quick! The boat's sinking! | |
| We need moves! Ah! | |
| Andrew, there's too much. | |
| Who am I? Morpheus. | |
| He cannot be defeated. | |
| Morpheus always wants some. | |
| He always wants some. | |
| He'll give ya. | |
| What are we doing? | |
| Wudan? I mean you want to go dance with those guys. | |
| Huh? I mean you want to go dance with those guys. | |
| No, I don't want to go dance with those guys. | |
| Why would I want to do that? | |
| I mean you have flags on the boat. | |
| What? I mean you have flags on the boat. | |
| The boat? | |
| Yeah, one of the boats has no flag on it. | |
| No, they don't. Those boats don't have my flag on it. | |
| They don't. I mean you want to dance with those guys. | |
| I'm not gay. | |
| I'm trying to figure out how many of my friends are out there. | |
| It's not possible. | |
| Impossible. | |
| Oh, there she is! | |
| Watermelon Wing Chung. | |
| Watermelon wing tongue. | |
| All these people are over these rivers and they want to mingle. | |
| And we don't want anyone to come to us. | |
| They don't realize that. Sorry, sorry, sorry. | |
| Sorry. He's trying to blind me. | |
| He's not such a nation. | |
| Don't worry, Luke. Don't worry about nothing, Paul. | |
| Tristan's a crazy man. | |
| Please. There are sharks out here. | |
| We're in the Mediterranean. There are sharks. | |
| When was the last shark attack? | |
| 1982 is not recently. | |
| Okay, so Tristan's a bad boy. | |
| Go to water fight! Fuck off. | |
| Fuck off. | |
| So he's the crazed night waterman. | |
| He was really sunk you. | |
| Rich people aren't supposed to do these things. | |
| Good point. | |
| I want to know why Tristan swims with a knife. | |
| Always ready. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| don't touch that cool we can't get more shopping sprees I'm one of these babies oh yeah yeah I'm one of these babies yeah yeah yeah I'm one of these babies I'm one of these babies | |
| music you can't do that for... | |
| Sharks aren't here. | |
| No, there's no sharks. | |
| But we haven't done intake confidential in a long time. | |
| Bye. | |
| Just, like, have a nice drink, you know, have a party. |
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