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Oct. 17, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Andrew & Tristan Tate Explain It All!! | Tate Confidential Ep 161
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I'm glad you're here, Joel.
I haven't seen you in a while, Joel.
It's been a while.
It has been a while.
Don't worry, just the one.
I'm not the one who makes me turn in the void, void, turn in the void, void, turn in the void.
He makes me turn in the void, void, turn in the void, turn in the void.
He makes me turn.
Good shot, man! Check it out!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, sir! Hey, sir! Hey, sir!
Hey, sir! Hey, sir!
Face! So the show goes on.
No, it's not. Everyone's asking why we took down all Take Confidential videos.
We don't just quit making the show.
We also quit living the life.
Yeah, it's all over. We quit existing.
Without the channel, we don't exist.
We're about to fade into the world. We're actually computer-generated astral projections of the machine world.
Luke, you're about to disappear.
The moment you close this video, you will cease to exist.
Wait, so when we start taking off another trip, we just cease to exist?
No, it is. Luke. Alright.
Andrew, let's arrange something a little bit fun, but if Luke stops recording Take Confidential during what we're doing that's fun, he ceases to exist.
No, but you guys all cease to exist.
Do you want to cease to exist, or do you want to go down the rabbit hole of endless boos and private jets and stupid bullshit?
That is a good question.
Or do you want to cease to exist? You have to make a choice.
Is there going to be boos there? Loads.
Fucking loads. Loads of boos!
I don't mind the jets, I don't mind the woobies, the boats, but there's going to be booze.
Lots of booze. Nice G&T for you.
Nice. In fact, I haven't had breakfast.
The day started right. The day started right.
Nice slice of lemon. Wake you up.
Alright. Booze or eternal nothingness?
I guess, I guess Take Home Financial is continuing.
**Train noises**
**Train noises** Good, good, good.
The people are spoken to.
Good, good, good.
The way he looks about putting his sachi on now...
he could have stood farther away.
Maybe he's even hiding from us.
Uh, okay fine I guess You know it's just a solves all problems anyway.
You stare at it until you die...
until you have to stop for a few seconds.
Until you have to think again about it.
They're called the Matrix Numbers.
Yeah, the screen number went down a little bit.
Yeah, right.
I'll do the upline if I do!
Fucking wall, dude.
So it's begun.
I don't know.
So it begins. Shot glasses.
Luke, you chose this.
No, I didn't. You could have chosen non-existence.
Non-existence. That's not really a choice.
Shot glasses ready for ya.
Non-existence would have been easier than this is gonna be.
At least there's donuts. And I'll just slowly drive behind the rest of you.
Look, Luke, man, I feel your pain.
I refuse to put my foot down.
The people who take confidential to understand my pain.
I'm done. They don't understand.
I'm done. It's good to see you, Jewel.
Man, I missed you. Bro.
Haven't you missed Jewel, Andrew? Fucking missed him.
I'm glad you're here, Jewel. Glad you're here, Jewel.
Glad you're here. Missed you. I haven't seen you in a while, Jewel.
It's been a while.
Missed you. It's been a while. It has been a while.
Don't worry. Just the one.
Don't listen to him, Jewel. That's code.
That's code for many and many.
That's code. I genuinely do not want to do this.
I don't either. This is pure poison.
No, alcohol is pure poison. You know, this is private jet peer pressure.
It's a real thing. Private jet peer pressure.
Watermelon vodka Aikido.
My heart, my lungs.
It's horrible. My lungs.
I taste it down my spine.
I can taste it down my spine.
It's only one, baby, don't we?
He's looking at me saying, but you said something.
No, no, that's cool. No, no, no.
No, no, no, don't drink anymore though, you better listen to your woman.
You got your there, Joe.
I'm going to get out and fucking walk to court.
It'll be less painful than this shit.
Oh, man. Would you like to have another shot?
Yes, please. Four more shots.
Yes, please. Thank you for the offer.
Thank you. Four more. Thank you.
Appreciate that. I think we're out of vodka.
Thank you. Four more shots, please. We haven't even left, Leon.
How much do I have to pay you for us to be out of vodka?
Four more vodka shots, please.
Thank you. Jewel, I'll contribute.
I'll help. We can be out of vodka.
We can forget the vodka. Why is it watermelon, guys?
What are you doing? Who cares?
We are half black. It's literally like bubble gum.
It's a mixed race. We like watermelon.
All African-Americans too. You don't understand.
We eat Australians like kangaroo flavor.
I know the Australians me too.
Why'd you let me on the plane then?
That's where we need Sterling. We're gonna have that conversation.
You need to charge at the gunfire.
Charge at the gunfire.
for watching.
You gotta move through the bullets.
Don't let the bullets move through you.
Even the smell of this shit is disgusting.
It is horrible. It's horrible.
Everyone who watches this, Jewel, everyone who watches this thinks that, ah, nah, Luke, I would love to do that.
No. It hurts our bones!
It's pure poison.
Next one. Because I drink with them!
Your life's great!
It's a little bit of a party.
It's because they work 52 weeks a year and they love a weekend of drinking with us.
No, but that's the thing. They wouldn't even love a weekend of drinking.
They wouldn't even love after the first, I think, 90 minutes.
Yep, they'd realize.
Holy shit, the pace.
Do you remember my birthday?
Sorry, I can't hear you, mate. Yeah, I can't hear you either.
Sorry. Was Jule talking?
Yeah, the sound of you not drinking is drowning out your voice.
It must be like refracting off the booze back.
Yeah, something weird.
Something weird is going on. It's about the moving.
I saw it's about the moving as well.
The sound travels over water, but it might travel into booze.
Oh, this is so horrible. So it's just blocking the waves.
This is so horrible.
It's so horrible, Jule.
Jules, it's horrible.
Welcome to big school!
Welcome to the real world.
Why though? That's the thing.
It makes no sense that we do these things.
It doesn't. It doesn't. Okay, so now that you can hear me.
For my birthday, three weeks every day we got on it.
I couldn't get out of bed without drinking two things of Red Bull.
I couldn't move. And you were fine, you motherfucker.
People don't know. They don't realize.
No, they don't realize. Juvies, I see the comments all the time.
Oh, I could do that. Luke just can't drink.
The thing is, I think I could out-drink most of Take Confidential viewers.
You can out-drink most men now. That's the thing.
But they don't realize the levels.
It's a different game. It's a different game.
Oh, boy. So I woke up this morning, and loads of people are making YouTube videos about me.
Loads. Now, I don't make YouTube videos about anyone.
The idea that I'm going to sit there, watch someone else's video, talk about this person as if they matter, and break it down, don't give a fuck.
Because I live a very, very good life.
Because I'm an amazing man.
So, when people are making all these videos about me, I don't even know until someone messages me, hey, this guy made a video about you, da-da-da-da.
And in the comments, there's some people who love me, some people who don't love me.
But there is a massive difference between the two types of people, right?
The people who like me and the people who dislike me, there's a huge disconnect between the two.
The people who like tape, they watch what I say.
They join HU, they join the War Room, some of them spread the gospel, either among their friends or some of them spread it online, etc.
They absorb the knowledge, they go to the gym, they work out, they work hard, give themselves five or six women, live a good life.
The followers of these other people sit at home, watch their videos, get upset that tape's so fantastic, get angry and bitter and hate-filled, sit there fat, do nothing, jerk off and go to bed.
So those are the two teams.
You either follow Tate, end up motivated, rich, with a bunch of pussy, with a six-pack, or you follow the other people, sitting there, behind your computer screen, obese.
Tate's a misogynist.
Upset. If I'm such a misogynist, why am I fucking you ain't fucking?
I'm such a misogynist. So why are the women coming to me if I'm such a misogynist?
So you can choose a team. You can join the other side, the people who all make hate videos on me.
Even some people I thought, you know what, they have their brain on, they're kind of cool.
Now they're coming sideways because they're jealous of the success.
And then they come and say, well, Tate's wrong, da-da-da.
Bro, there ain't a person on that fucking platform, a wang, Richard Daniela would kick the fuck out of me.
So shut the fuck up.
I win. The internet's mine.
I own it. All of it is mine.
Excuse me, can we have four more shots of vodka, please?
I appreciate that. So, Tristan was just joking about how he drank all the vodka and he needs to wash it back with the Ferrier and the ice.
Danger down is.
I can't hear that. And I wasn't even recording.
But I hear them. I actually hear them do what's real and say it's there.
I didn't hear that sound. I didn't hear that sound.
No, you can. The sound carries.
It amplifies the sound.
It's a GMT. It's a Dodge Street.
Why not enjoy it for a couple of minutes?
Why does it have to be 50?
Your boyfriend told me you only enjoy sex in five minutes.
Joel, I'll tell you a trick.
There is no enjoyable drink.
It doesn't exist.
That's a myth. Cocktails, drink 20 and down them.
No such thing.
Why does the word cocktail have cock in it?
Yeah, not enjoyable at all.
Nothing. Look at that shit. So I don't actually know what country we're in.
But yeah, we're here.
I'm here to support the people of the United States. I'm here to support the people of the United States.
Go Chief! Go Chief! Go Chief!
And try to follow...
Follow Chief.
Go Chief! Go Chief! Go Chief!
Can I get a back up, sir?
you What's that? They're boats.
No, my hand. Onwards?
I told you it was my hand, you didn't even know what it was.
Dom, what's this?
Your hand. No, onwards.
You're a fucking idiot. Why are you even doing TV? It's the best TV channel in the world.
Biggest YouTube channel in history.
I don't even do that. We have the most subscribers ever.
It's true. People don't realize that, do they?
And you don't even know the basics.
No, that was onward.
I said onwards first, and then he said it's your hand, and then you did the other one, and he said it's not...
I said it's your hand, and you said it's onwards.
That's a trick question. Yeah, nice try, mate.
Nice try. We're in Croatia.
It's super nice here.
Croatia's a sick country. It actually really is.
I think you need to be dialed in to know where the parties are at so it doesn't get too sleepy.
But if you were dialed in correctly, I think Croatia would be one of the best countries in the world to live.
Because even in the winter, it doesn't get back.
It's still drivable in the winter.
Yeah. But it'd be awesome.
Croatia, if I could start again, Croatia would be a strong contender.
But I own Romania now, so I can't.
But if I could start again, Croatia would be a very strong contender.
Because it is a sick place.
It is sick. It is sick.
Americans definitely don't know where Croatia is, by the way.
10 years it'll be mainstream.
10 years it'll be trashed. But for the time being, no.
Who's your mate, Luke? It's not my mate.
Who's your mate? It's not my mate.
It's not my mate. I don't have mates.
They're your mates. What about this kind of bike?
Your mate? No. It's your mates.
I don't have mates. You're the one with mates.
You're the only one with mates around here.
Do you like me? What about these people in the shade?
Are they your mate? No. They've been sitting waiting for the event instead of getting a hotel like we did.
They've been sitting here for four hours.
Nice. So you're mates, yes?
No, they're not my mates. No, it's not.
Actually, it kind of is.
To be honest, to be fair. Yeah, to be fair, it actually kind of is.
No, but they're not my mates.
Because I'd sit alone.
Because I have no mates your mates
Crochet is safe.
What are they? Shoes?
No. What are you walking on?
What do you use to walk?
Feet. Legs.
Legs. So why you got those ones?
What do you mean why do I have these ones?
They're mine. You didn't bring your sea legs with you.
I did. No, you're not.
I did. I brought my sea legs.
If there were sea legs, you wouldn't be walking like that.
What do you mean? You left your sea legs at home like a dipshit.
How am I walking differently?
Luke, it is official.
You are a dipshit. And you forgot your sea legs.
So we're going to have a sea, yacht, bare knuckle straightener to fix this once and for all.
How would that give me my sea legs?
I can't think of another answer.
Can you? If I lost my sea legs...
Any other suggestions? I can't do anything else.
Maybe sea legs aren't real.
We'll see them, won't we? We're having that straight now.
If sea legs aren't real, you should win.
Shit. What does...
I don't give a fuck about you, Luke.
I don't give a fuck about nothing else. I don't give a fuck.
You can die in a car crash. Take confidential.
What does confidential?
What letter does it start with?
C! There was a hidden message all along.
Smell it! No! Smell it!
Smell it! Smell it!
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