Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - ANDREW TATE LOST A RACE! | Tate Confidential Ep. 154
Aired: 2022-09-06
Duration: 14:55


=== Mr. Goode Takes the Ticket (01:58) ===

[00:00:00]  Oh I
[00:00:10]  Oh
[00:01:16]  Who?
[00:01:19]  Who should take the ticket? Take the fucking ticket.
[00:01:22]  Who should take the ticket? Mr.
[00:01:24]  Goode. Mr. Goode, take the ticket.
[00:01:28]  Mr. Goode will take the ticket.
[00:01:30]  Mr. Goon always succeeds.
[00:01:32]  Well, keep the tickets there so you don't do a Mr.
[00:01:34]  Rory. It means tickets.
[00:01:36]  Don't worry. I'm Mr.
[00:01:38]  Goon. Mr. Goon's never failed.
[00:01:41]  Never. Mr.
[00:01:44]  Goon has never failed. Now let me go back to Luke.
[00:01:48]  Now I'm Luke. Who does fail.
[00:01:49]  Who I do occasionally fail.
[00:01:54]  And now it is raining.
[00:01:56]  Yes. I can do 100 miles an hour in the rain.

=== We're Fast Enough (10:39) ===

[00:01:58]  There's no way Andrew and Boris are actually going to do fast speeds in the rain in those cars.
[00:02:04]  We're going to win them.
[00:02:06]  We are going to win, aren't we? We are definitely going to win.
[00:02:08]  I think we passed them a long time ago.
[00:02:12]  Well, we always knew it.
[00:02:13]  We did always know. Bentley is a racing legend.
[00:02:18]  That's actually very true.
[00:02:19]  It is true. I know.
[00:02:21]  I wasn't joking. We're going to win the race.
[00:02:22]  We are going to win the race. We have the better car.
[00:02:24]  We have the superior vehicle. But feel that nice foot down, top speed acceleration.
[00:02:31]  It's quiet like a tiger.
[00:02:34]  It's quiet like a slow car.
[00:02:37]  It's not a slow car. It can't be.
[00:02:39]  If it was a slow car, we wouldn't be beating them.
[00:02:42]  Racing is about speed.
[00:02:44]  It's not about speed, is it?
[00:02:45]  It's about strategy. It is.
[00:02:47]  They have the mountain roads.
[00:02:49]  Oh, mountainy, mountainy.
[00:02:50]  They don't know about straight lines, highways, invention, human innovation.
[00:02:55]  They're living in the 30s. They are.
[00:02:57]  They don't get it. They don't understand.
[00:02:58]  Times have changed. Sterling, we're going to lose the race.
[00:03:14]  Why are we at the gas station?
[00:03:17]  To collect more fuel for the race.
[00:03:19]  That's what you need to win a race.
[00:03:21]  But what if they have a full tank?
[00:03:22]  I guarantee they don't have to fill them all day.
[00:03:24]  We're growing far more economically than they are.
[00:03:27]  True. And plus, Luke didn't have his power crunch.
[00:03:30]  Isn't that right? I tried to tell Luke about the cereal.
[00:03:33]  He didn't fucking listen. Luke never has to listen.
[00:03:38]  So we get more energy. Yeah, of course we get more energy.
[00:03:41]  For the race. We also need energy in ourselves.
[00:03:44]  It's true. To win the race.
[00:03:46]  Tristan, what do you need? I need Mr.
[00:03:49]  Groon to somehow pay this.
[00:03:51]  Don't worry, Mr. Goon's on the case.
[00:03:53]  Mr. Goon is on the case.
[00:03:55]  Mr. Goon never fails.
[00:03:56]  Never. Never have failed, never will.
[00:03:59]  So first things first, let's get the ticket thing.
[00:04:02]  I don't like this. It's not this.
[00:04:04]  Hopefully we didn't lose the ticket thing.
[00:04:05]  No, we didn't. These are Mr.
[00:04:06]  Goon. Mr.
[00:04:08]  Goon never fails. We put the ticket in here.
[00:04:15]  Now we give them money.
[00:04:19]  Mr. Goon!
[00:04:22]  Mr. Goon's on the case.
[00:04:23]  Mr. Goon has never failed.
[00:04:25]  Ever. Alright.
[00:04:32]  Looks like the job for Mr. Goon's over.
[00:04:34]  No more need.
[00:04:36]  Hey Tristan!
[00:04:38]  Sterling, are we actually going to win this race?
[00:04:48]  I haven't seen anyone in about an hour and a half.
[00:04:50]  I'll answer that question for you bro.
[00:04:52]  Fuck no! Sterling, we've been on a supercar rally for two fucking days and the only time I've seen a goddamn Lamborghini is when we're at the hotel at the end of the fucking day, four hours after they get there.
[00:05:04]  We're in last place, Rory.
[00:05:05]  Look, I'll tell you why we haven't seen anybody else.
[00:05:08]  It's because we stop to smell the roses.
[00:05:12]  And more importantly, every time we see a beautiful girl, we ask her, hey love, fancy a bum?
[00:05:19]  That is true. That is kind of true.
[00:05:21]  We have been asking random fresh girls.
[00:05:22]  We're doing far more important work.
[00:05:24]  We're doing God's work. But in addition, we have to impregnate every village woman In every little French village.
[00:05:31]  That's true. Who else is going to do it?
[00:05:33]  Yeah, that's true. Well, clearly.
[00:05:35]  That's true. Look, bro. Look, we've been in these villages all day.
[00:05:37]  I've not seen anybody under the age of 75.
[00:05:40]  There's got to be one. I've not seen one young woman.
[00:05:43]  There's got to be one. And so, I honestly just think we're lost.
[00:05:46]  Let's drive to La Bomme. La Bomme.
[00:05:48]  La Bomme. Oh, we've got to find a girl that wants a bum there.
[00:05:52]  Okay, so the truth is, the truth is, we are in last place.
[00:05:55]  So we're going to lose the fucking race.
[00:05:57]  We might lose the race, but...
[00:05:59]  We might impregnate a village.
[00:06:01]  I mean if we win. We definitely win if we impregnate a village.
[00:06:05]  Touche. It's the only French word I know.
[00:06:07]  Touche! Just get the ticket without the hat.
[00:06:13]  I don't know. I'm Luke. I might fail the task.
[00:06:16]  But I know one man who won't.
[00:06:20]  Listen, Mr. Ruby.
[00:06:22]  I'm going to do the task tonight of boozing so hard.
[00:06:26]  Mr. Goon might be unavailable at night.
[00:06:30]  No. Mr.
[00:06:36]  Goon will let me down. Mr.
[00:06:37]  Goon never fails.
[00:06:38]  Mr. Goon has never failed ever.
[00:06:43]  Mr. Goon has never failed.
[00:06:54]  Are we the fastest race car drivers that has ever existed?
[00:06:57]  Clearly, because we have time for picnics.
[00:06:58]  Literally. So we picnic while they're probably doing some bullshit.
[00:07:02]  Yeah, exactly. Because we're so fast that we have time.
[00:07:06]  It's the tortoise and the hare. Yeah.
[00:07:08]  We could stop and rest, but we actually still will win.
[00:07:10]  That's what I mean. We're not going to just go to sleep here and just wait hours.
[00:07:13]  Aren't we? No, we're not.
[00:07:16]  No, Tristan. Tristan, we can't just sleep here.
[00:07:19]  Good day. No.
[00:07:21]  That is such a fast racehorse.
[00:07:25]  Fuck, these Doritos are actually super fucking good.
[00:07:28]  I could sleep and still win.
[00:07:30]  I believe in myself.
[00:07:33]  These are actually some of the best Doritos out there.
[00:07:36]  Why are they so good? You fucked me.
[00:07:41]  Rory bought it yesterday.
[00:07:44]  So Rory fucked us. Because they're actually super fucking good.
[00:07:48]  It would seem that way, yeah. Man, they're so...
[00:07:53]  They must be driving so fucking slow.
[00:07:57]  Literally. We're good to go.
[00:08:57]  So Tristan and Luke got here first.
[00:08:58]  And you know what they're going to do? What are they going to do?
[00:09:00]  We got here before you, Bentley.
[00:09:03]  Because you went on straight motorways.
[00:09:06]  Boring. And we went through the mountain roads and had fun.
[00:09:09]  On a car rally. And they think they won by skipping all the fun.
[00:09:13]  Watch this. They're going to skip all the fun.
[00:09:16]  And they're going to be like, oh yeah, but we got here.
[00:09:19]  It's like bragging you came first.
[00:09:21]  Oh yeah, I came in a minute.
[00:09:23]  But you missed all the fun. Why?
[00:09:24]  To be fair, Andrew, priorities. We need to have priorities here.
[00:09:28]  So whose side are you eating on?
[00:09:29]  We have to have priorities here.
[00:09:31]  They skipped all the fun to get here.
[00:09:33]  So it doesn't matter if they got here first because they're nerds.
[00:09:36]  I took the long way because I'm a G. That's what I did.
[00:09:40]  I went through the mountains. The hard roads.
[00:09:42]  The hard roads. That's where I'm from.
[00:09:43]  The hard roads. Where I'm from.
[00:09:45]  You understand? That's what builds character.
[00:09:47]  That's right. In my GT3, they fucking took the motorway cruise control like dorks, and now watch when we see them.
[00:09:52]  Hi, guys. Shut the fuck up, Tristan.
[00:09:55]  Tristan and Luke. Imagine the two biggest geeks you know.
[00:10:00]  Two geeks. Imagine in your mind.
[00:10:02]  Two fucking geeks.
[00:10:03]  What are their names? Tristan and Luke.
[00:10:07]  It's true, bro.
[00:10:11]  We beat the shit out of the guys in that race.
[00:10:14]  We wasn't racing. We weren't racing.
[00:10:16]  Bro, who got here first? We left at the same time, yeah?
[00:10:19]  But who said we were racing?
[00:10:20]  We weren't racing. We took the hard road. We were racing, bro.
[00:10:22]  It was a great race. I put in the text.
[00:10:24]  We could show the text. The great race between us three.
[00:10:27]  It was me and Tristan against you and Andrew, and then Justin Sterling and Rory.
[00:10:32]  There was no race. And that's been first place, second place, third place, it looks like.
[00:10:36]  Because I don't think Rory's here yet.
[00:10:38]  You're a loser. And you know it.
[00:10:39]  No, we're the super team. Now we're good.
[00:11:16]  No problem. So one sec.
[00:11:18]  So we already have drinks.
[00:11:19]  We all have drinks now. Vodka and water.
[00:11:22]  Vodka and Coke. And you're saying...
[00:11:23]  I'm just saying, let's not bullshit every time we hand the bottle around and hit it before we drink our drinks.
[00:11:29]  So we're drinking our vodka and mixed drinks and we're hitting this first.
[00:11:32]  This is the chaser.
[00:11:34]  The mixed drink is the chaser.
[00:11:35]  Luke, was this your idea, Luke?
[00:11:37]  I agree with Justin. I'm gonna tell you why I disagree.
[00:11:41]  I'm gonna tell you why I disagree. Because there are certain members of this group who cheat.
[00:11:46]  When they take sips.
[00:11:48]  Yes, I saw the sip cheating last night.
[00:11:51]  I don't want to accuse anyone, but they're black.
[00:11:55]  They are black. Rory, sip.
[00:11:59]  So what I'm saying is, let's take shots in these glasses, and then we can slam a shot and use that as a chaser.
[00:12:04]  I want everyone to know at home that it's pointless ass.
[00:12:09]  Whatever. Alright, pour a shot, swing it back, pass the bottle on the glass.
[00:12:14]  Same glass. Oh.
[00:12:16]  Fuck off, man.
[00:12:18]  I'm not being second. Give it to me.
[00:12:21]  Go, Marcel. Pass the cup as well.
[00:12:23]  Same cup. Fuck off, guys.
[00:12:27]  Here, Luke, continue to film it.
[00:12:29]  Don't think your little hands is going to make you shout a little bit.
[00:12:32]  That's all right. More moves.
[00:12:36]  Yeah. Let's go. Up to the curve.

=== American Bacon Debate (02:17) ===

[00:12:38]  It smells horrible.
[00:12:39]  I can smell it. I just shot by one.
[00:12:41]  My shot's stuck. Yeah, that was wrong.
[00:12:43]  That was wrong. Don't do that again.
[00:12:51]  That's also- Yeah, that's not a chaser.
[00:12:53]  That's not a chaser.
[00:12:59]  Alright Roswell, you got yourself on that one.
[00:13:01]  Oh...
[00:13:03]  Laughter Oh, oh.
[00:13:11]  Laughter That was scary.
[00:13:15]  Alright, alright. Let's go.
[00:13:17]  I got my shot.
[00:13:19]  What are grits? Marcel doesn't know what grits are.
[00:13:21]  He's clearly not blind. It's hard for me to have this conversation when I sound like a complete racist.
[00:13:28]  Marcel, I know what grits are.
[00:13:30]  So, you knew your story. Okay, that can't go with head completion.
[00:13:35]  Yeah, I'm going to bleep that out. Bro, I can't believe this.
[00:13:39]  It must be an American thing.
[00:13:42]  Give me your card. Alright, bring them to the South.
[00:13:51]  As an American, that would be unforgivable.
[00:13:54]  And for the record, European bacon is absolute fucking trash.
[00:14:01]  French bacon. We've only had French bacon.
[00:14:04]  We had English bacon. It was shit.
[00:14:05]  It tastes like ham.
[00:14:07]  English bacon is superior to French bacon.
[00:14:11]  English bacon is better than French bacon.
[00:14:13]  No, it's not. Bro, it's all trash compared to American.
[00:14:16]  What's better than French bacon?
[00:14:18]  American bacon is superior.
[00:14:19]  I ain't gonna lie. See, I don't know American bacon, so it's easy.
[00:14:23]  I don't know any better. He doesn't even know what the Brit is.
[00:14:26]  Yeah, you should know that. I've been to America a few times, bro.
[00:14:31]  That's what I mean, bro. Is it nice?
[00:14:33]  Is it nice? It's super good.
[00:14:37]  It's nice, but also flavorless.
[00:14:40]  It's weird. You're looking forward to the day of Mr.
[00:14:45]  Goon? Stop talking to me.
[00:14:47]  But Mr. Goon can never be wrong, Tristan.
[00:14:49]  Yo, Luke, Marcel. Mr.
[00:14:50]  Goon. Hi, Tristan.