Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - ONLY PERSON ON THE PLANE ✈️ | Tate Confidential Ep. 144
Aired: 2022-07-27
Duration: 12:37


=== Only Friend On The Plane (04:52) ===

[00:00:00]  Oh
[00:00:42]  The Porsche's I like fortune they need something They need a little something because they're a bit boring on their own.
[00:01:01]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:01:02]  I'm not sure.
[00:01:23]  Bro, it looks incredible.
[00:01:49]  I'm just deciding.
[00:01:51]  Interesting. Fuck.
[00:01:56]  I took myself a nice big jet.
[00:01:59]  Fuck outta here. I'm good.
[00:02:07]  Should be enough for one person.
[00:02:11]  Got a little bed at the back.
[00:02:13]  I want to take a nap.
[00:02:15]  TV screens, etc.
[00:02:17]  You're my only friend on this plane.
[00:02:19]  I have no one else but you.
[00:02:24]  Me? Yeah, you're my only friend on the plane.
[00:02:26]  No one else is coming. My name is Andrea.
[00:02:29]  Nice to meet you. Are you Romanian?
[00:02:30]  Yes. Ah, hello Andrea.
[00:02:32]  Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
[00:02:37]  Perfect. All right, I'll choose something in a little bit.
[00:02:46]  Thank you.
[00:02:49]  Cheers!
[00:02:51]  Perfect!
[00:02:53]  Music Oh, no. Tristan? Oh, you're not there.
[00:03:07]  What about Tristan? You sleeping? You chilling?
[00:03:08]  Oh. Tristan's not chilling on the plane.
[00:03:11]  Where's Tristan? T? T, where you at?
[00:03:17]  T? Tristan? Tristan, it's raining outside.
[00:03:23]  Yeah. And we live in a mess.
[00:03:26]  It's your mess. I'm happy.
[00:03:28]  I'm now a bare minimalist.
[00:03:30]  What are you eating?
[00:03:36]  No seasoning, no flavor.
[00:03:37]  That doesn't sound good. Got pills with zinc and calcium.
[00:03:42]  Where's Andrew? No idea.
[00:03:51]  Celery. Wipe it with my t-shirt.
[00:03:53]  Wipe the dirt off of my t-shirt first.
[00:03:55]  What is this? Where's Andrew?
[00:04:01]  I am now a monk.
[00:04:03]  What do you mean a monk?
[00:04:05]  There's like McDonald's here and shit.
[00:04:07]  That McDonald's coffee is not mine and you know it.
[00:04:12]  I do know that.
[00:04:14]  Celery, can of tuna, zinc and calcium pills.
[00:04:20]  Oh That's all the man needs.
[00:04:23]  But where's, where's Andrew?
[00:04:25]  So what's a nice towel?
[00:04:27]  Uhhhh Nice hot towel Bye!
[00:04:32]  Ooh, Luke, you knew how hot that was.
[00:04:35]  Luke, you fucking loser, you stupid little prick.
[00:04:39]  You tell me, I ain't supposed to do the count.
[00:04:42]  I lost all my numbers in my phone.
[00:04:44]  I've no one to talk to, I have no friends.

=== Double The Flavor (07:45) ===

[00:04:52]  I'm saying Tom and John.
[00:04:57]  Off to Monte Carlo, Luke.
[00:05:00]  I wish I knew what to say, but I can't.
[00:05:03]  I'm going to go to the bathroom.
[00:05:51]  I'll give you a little discount.
[00:05:57]  $5.65 for Joe!
[00:05:59]  Joe!
[00:06:01]  Joe!
[00:06:03]  $5.65.
[00:06:05]  Joe!
[00:06:17]  I'll throw you in. Hi Luke,
[00:07:06]  what are you doing? Making a super Big Mac.
[00:07:09]  See this bread? It's bullshit.
[00:07:13]  Basically poison. So, you get nice chicken nuggets, you put it there, and you make a super Big Mac.
[00:07:20]  This is how they should sell Big Macs, but maybe I should take over McDonald's.
[00:07:25]  It's alright, don't worry, I have an idea.
[00:07:29]  Jason, what are you doing? I'm making a super fillet of fish.
[00:07:34]  We all know fillet of fishes are the best sandwiches that McDonald's sell.
[00:07:37]  Everybody knows that. So if I scrape the sauce and the fish and the cheese from this one and transplant it into this one, I have double the flavor Double the flavor.
[00:07:51]  Double the flavor. With half of the bread.
[00:07:55]  So wait, wait, so why don't they sell these?
[00:07:56]  Why don't they sell them like this?
[00:07:58]  This is a business masterclass.
[00:07:59]  Andrew can't be eating it better than us.
[00:08:01]  It's impossible. No way.
[00:08:05]  That's fucking excellent. Man, I wonder what Andrew's fucking eating.
[00:08:09]  He's probably eating fucking bullshit.
[00:08:12]  He's not eating like this. No way.
[00:08:14]  No way. Double the flavor.
[00:08:16]  Double the power. So now I've invented the quarter pound mac.
[00:10:24]  So what you do is you take the standard McDonald's quarter pounder with all of its ketchup, cheese, and pickles.
[00:10:30]  You toss off the first bit of bread.
[00:10:32]  Okay. Then you open up your Big Mac and you take this piece of bread that they put in the middle of the Big Mac.
[00:10:38]  You scrape off the cheesy saucy goodness.
[00:10:41]  Okay. And you replace the piece of bread with your quarter pound meat slab.
[00:10:47]  Okay. Then you have a Big Mac, but instead of having a crappy piece of bread in the middle, you have a quarter pounder slice in the middle.
[00:10:56]  I call it the quarter pound Mac.
[00:10:58]  The quarter pound Mac?
[00:11:00]  Mm-hmm. Why does no one come up with this stuff?
[00:11:03]  I know, you'd think that a multi-billion dollar corporation like McDonald's could think a little bit and actually come up with products that are decent.
[00:11:09]  This is good eating. Man.
[00:11:11]  Fuck, I know. Andrew can't be eating like us.
[00:11:13]  No way! No way!
[00:11:17]  I'm going to the gym.
[00:11:26]  Tristan, what are you doing?
[00:11:51]  I think I've discovered something amazing.
[00:11:52]  What? So, the chicken tender.
[00:11:54]  Okay. Milkshake.
[00:11:58]  Nice. Super protein shake.
[00:12:04]  Protein. Nice.
[00:12:05]  Nice milky flavor.
[00:12:07]  Great. Ice creamy.
[00:12:10]  Very good. Highly recommended.
[00:12:12]  There's no way Andrew's beating this.
[00:12:32]  What? There are none.