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People are gonna hate me.
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Man. People are gonna hate me.
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They already hate me.
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People are gonna hate me.
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What's wrong with the tape?
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What's wrong with the tape?
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They come from the deep end.
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What's wrong with the tape?
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What's that dance?
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What's wrong with the tape?
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What are we doing?
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I think we should drink for the first time in ages.
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No, I don't want to drink anymore.
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Boo's poison. We barely drink anymore.
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I know, because poison. It's pure poison.
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No, boo's poison.
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Alright, so we agree. Hard booze.
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No, no, no, no.
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Run.
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Welcome to the real world, Luke.
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No torches. With cigars.
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Come on and ride with it, girl.
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We can do what you like.
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I'm falling, baby. You see the blue in my eyes.
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Drop the top and let your head blow back.
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Come on. J-Lo James, girl, that ass goes back.
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What's the move? Just what to do with all that.
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Chest to chest, so I hit it from the back.
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I do it like a pro. Won't nobody know.
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Let's pop some more riding.
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Let's go. What is this?
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Let's go fucking drink, Luke.
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Welcome to the real world, Luke.
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You lied to me.
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On those times I say that I love you, you lied to me.
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Yes, I tried.
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Yes, I tried. You lied to me.
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I didn't know who you had died for you, you lied to me.
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Yes, I tried.
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Yes, I tried. Tristan, Andrew genuinely needs to stop buying watches.
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Why? We've been here and he buys a watch every single day.
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No, but they're like super diamond, emerald, super watches.
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They're like your watch. VVS Diamonds, G-Color.
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Over 2,000 stones set by him.
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That's what our friends are for though, right?
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This is Bob. Thank you very much.
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Pleasure. Thank you very much again.
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Thank you, Andrew. So that's the second diamond watch this week.
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You've now completed AP. I've completed AP. So this is basically kind of a one-of-one tape special.
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A one-of-one tape special.
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Yeah. Like the rest of my life.
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Ready? Ready. That's super cheap.
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I mean, if that doesn't scream Andrew Tate, I don't know what does that.
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It is an Andrew Tate watch, isn't it?
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But like, a million of them in different shapes and sizes.
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I'm just saying I need more watches. No.
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No. No one needs more watches.
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At all. No one needs more.
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What's the one thing in this world that money can't buy?
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So you have to keep track of time somehow.
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The best way in the universe is to track time.
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Tristan, you can't be agreeing with him.
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He keeps buying watches.
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Buy. Bought.
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I know. Tristan, it's ridiculous.
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I see the statements come up on the card.
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Tristan, I know. Tristan, it's actually stupid.
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We shouldn't be doing this. It is very stupid that I only have two watches.
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What? No. No.
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No. Tristan. It's stupid.
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You're right. This is so stupid.
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He keeps buying ridiculous diamond watches.
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I only have two? No.
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No. Tristan. Tristan.
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No. That's not- That's not what this- That's Aikido.
|
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It's- Is he going to buy diamond watches?
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No. No. I- Tristan, we need to do a intervention with Andrew.
|
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We need to intervene. Tristan.
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Tristan. This is bullshit, Tristan.
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Tristan, I know where we are Tristan.
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|
Tristan, I've been here many times.
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President Obama.
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|
Hey guys.
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Nice to see you again. Good to see you again.
|
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I know. How are you, mate?
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Good? I know, mate. Jay, how are you?
|
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You're just going to move in, right?
|
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I might as well. I might as well.
|
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I'll see my cousins all the time.
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All the time. I'm not even much of a watch guy, but Andrew said that would suit you well.
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I'm more of a suit guy. I get on my suits table in the summer.
|
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So he said that the watch would suit my suits.
|
|
So which word is it?
|
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It's in the same, actually, because it's in a soul box.
|
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We're actually just showing someone some stuff, so you've had a perfect timing.
|
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I will get your watch out.
|
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But yeah, he arranged it.
|
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You know what it is or not know what it is?
|
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I know, I've seen it on a table.
|
|
Tristan, you did not bring me back in the dungeon.
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Last time we were here, we were stuck for four days.
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You've been saying this for three days.
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It has.
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You've been saying this for three days.
|
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Sterling, you know, last time we were here, we were literally trapped in here for four days.
|
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Oh, you're about to find out.
|
|
That, I believe.
|
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I'm going to go buy something. No, we need to just turn right back around.
|
|
Right back. No.
|
|
I'm telling you, Sterling.
|
|
Sterling, you don't understand.
|
|
No photos.
|
|
This has been the worst time ever.
|
|
Ever. The worst day ever.
|
|
We came here to the Dubai Mall.
|
|
Everything we wanted didn't exist.
|
|
Either the store was closed or some bullshit.
|
|
We bought nothing. Then we went to this KFC, this nice beautiful KFC. We thought, hmm, let's get some KFC. You use the machine and it doesn't work.
|
|
It doesn't accept any cards.
|
|
There's no cash. It doesn't accept anything.
|
|
So, you spend your time fucking around with that for a few minutes.
|
|
Then you go in the massive line to go talk to the lady.
|
|
Then you order food, and obviously, they don't add any dips.
|
|
The food takes 30 minutes to get.
|
|
They tried to poison us with soda.
|
|
Yeah, they tried to poison us with soda.
|
|
Luckily, I keto that away.
|
|
Got us loads of waters instead.
|
|
Wait, here's the issue on that. That girl's sterling nose is coming over to cook us all a beautiful four-course meal in like an hour.
|
|
This was stupid. We've spent like an hour in this KFC. Yeah, but she doesn't know that.
|
|
We've spent this hour in a KFC. Right.
|
|
If we're eating the four-course meal, we're going to wink at each other.
|
|
And winking means I'm full of KFC. She wasted her time.
|
|
Then you have to say, your food tastes finger-licking good.
|
|
To let her know. That's the code.
|
|
There's not many sauces. There's no sauce.
|
|
And I'm not going back there through hell to go get sauces.
|
|
I know what you could do. You'd never need sauce again.
|
|
I might do it. I actually might do it this time.
|
|
I hope you do. This was the worst, most unproductive day possible.
|
|
True.
|
|
This one's shit.
|
|
Hi Luke.
|
|
So today is Bugatti day.
|
|
Exactly. It's about time.
|
|
I can't even know how long it's been.
|
|
Brother. People are gonna hate me.
|
|
Man. People are gonna hate me.
|
|
They already hate me.
|
|
People are gonna hate me, dude.
|
|
Man. People are gonna be like, no, he didn't get that, did he?
|
|
Fuckin' hell.
|
|
Man!
|
|
Man!
|
|
What's the big deal?
|
|
She's far as you can see.
|
|
See ya.
|
|
Bye!
|
|
I'm more than happy.
|
|
I'm almost speechless, which is very unusual.
|
|
Yeah. It's open?
|
|
Yes. Got the headrest there.
|
|
Just in case anyone was wondering who it belonged to.
|
|
For the brokies. For the brokies of life.
|
|
Yeah, the brokies. Whose is this?
|
|
Whose car is this? I'm like, brokie.
|
|
Learn to read. Man, this is fucking crazy.
|
|
This is gonna stay with me today.
|
|
No, no, no, no, no. I need to drive it today.
|
|
Today, it will stay with me and then tomorrow we can enjoy together.
|
|
And go for it. With the plate number.
|
|
One more day. One more day.
|
|
One more day with the plate number.
|
|
The Fantastic 123. Let's see.
|
|
We gotta wait another day, man.
|
|
I was supposed to drive away.
|
|
But it's okay. I can wait.
|
|
The brokies are going to be pissed.
|
|
Brokies are angry. Brokies are going to be pissed.
|
|
If you're watching this and you're a brokie, I am not sorry at all.
|
|
Zero. Zero percent.
|
|
Your fault you're a brokie.
|
|
You could have been rich like me.
|
|
You didn't want to listen. You didn't want to work.
|
|
You're a brokie. It's your fault.
|
|
Are we going to drive it off?
|
|
Can we start it? I want to hear it.
|
|
People don't understand that the Matrix, as Morpheus said, has rules.
|
|
And some can be bent and some can be broken.
|
|
Those people don't analyze the rules.
|
|
They're too busy living within the rules.
|
|
The rule told me this.
|
|
No, I analyze the rules.
|
|
Can I break this rule and get away with it?
|
|
Yeah, can I bend this rule?
|
|
Oh Oh, okay.
|
|
Go back, go.
|
|
Go for that, go!
|
|
It's okay. It's okay.
|
|
It's okay. Bro,
|
|
they're gonna be pissed!
|
|
Furious! That's the best thing about it, it's pissing off everyone who hasn't gone there.
|
|
60 in the world.
|
|
60 in the world, man.
|
|
How do we pull this off? Didn't I see you working in the Chipotle?
|
|
Yeah. I was a brokie.
|
|
You were a brokie. Tristan used to work in Pret.
|
|
He was a brokie. And I used to work in a fishmonger's carrying boxes of ice.
|
|
We used to be broke W16 Not V, W. W!
|
|
Two V's stuck together. A V8 and a V8 stuck together.
|
|
1500 horsepower.
|
|
1,500 horsepower.
|
|
You don't need that many horses!
|
|
Yes, you do, Luke.
|
|
Minimum. Fair minimum.
|
|
Your Porsche is 450. It's got 1,500.
|
|
Bro. You don't need that many horses.
|
|
I do, bro. No one does.
|
|
Yes, I do. I don't need number plates.
|
|
They ain't catching me. The fire police might catch me.
|
|
They might. They probably have a sheer on themselves.
|
|
They probably have the guys. Man.
|
|
I can take this off because it's my car.
|
|
I can do whatever the fuck I want. Oops, it's the indicator.
|
|
Turn that off. In your face, Luke.
|
|
Bro, this is going to be a fucking monster.
|
|
When you're trying to escape and I'm behind you like, no.
|
|
For like fucking 8th gear cruising.
|
|
You would have 1,500 horses.
|
|
I have 1,500 horsepower.
|
|
Man, that looks good.
|
|
Bro, this is a fucking animal.
|
|
What am I doing with one of these?
|
|
Nobody has a Bugatti.
|
|
Nobody. Bro, people have Lambos, blah, blah.
|
|
No one has a Bugatti.
|
|
No one. Fucking nobody. And I bought this car purely for the networks.
|
|
I wanted to meet other Bugatti owners to make more money.
|
|
So it wasn't even about the car for me.
|
|
But the car is a pretty good bonus.
|
|
It is a nice bonus. It is a nice bonus.
|
|
But when all the other people I meet with the guy who starts running the War Room Network...
|
|
It's more money and more influence, more power.
|
|
When I first wanted to buy this car, I thought, that is so much money.
|
|
And now, it's a blip on the radar.
|
|
In the last two years during the pandemic, we've got so much richer.
|
|
This has gone from a considerable purchase to a meh.
|
|
Yeah. It's crazy.
|
|
Money is not real. It's super not.
|
|
Money is just numbers on a screen.
|
|
Go to the calculator app on your phone and type in numbers on a screen.
|
|
That's all money is. It's literally garbage.
|
|
And people are sitting out there and they ain't got any.
|
|
They don't realize how wrecked they're getting.
|
|
They don't know that the whole world is fucked.
|
|
Inflation's here. The governments are out to fuck you.
|
|
You need to get rich quick.
|
|
And once you've hacked the system, once you realize how the matrix truly works, you can completely escape.
|
|
There are people inside of H2, 17-year-old kids making thousands and thousands of dollars a day.
|
|
17-year-olds from fucking Puerto Rico.
|
|
It's incredible. They always say it's amazing as well because they're like, wait, was this the whole time?
|
|
Is that easy?
|
|
Yes! Yes!
|
|
If you just listen!
|
|
Bro. Man, this car is a fucking...
|
|
Bro, he won't give it to me today. He needs to give it to me today.
|
|
I have no idea how any of the things work.
|
|
Look off that story on Instagram for the Brokeys.
|
|
For the Brokeys, let the Brokeys know.
|
|
Let the Brokeys know. Man.
|
|
Bro, it's fucking bad, boy.
|
|
It's super comfortable. Yeah, it's bad.
|
|
Aw, man. Not many people even get to sit in one.
|
|
Ever! Bro, they even get to fucking see one.
|
|
Me allowing people to see my car is experience.
|
|
It's true. For the brokies. There's only 60.
|
|
There's only 60 in the world.
|
|
So for the brokies, they're going to be like, wow, thanks.
|
|
Thanks Andrew. Thanks for letting me look at what you have.
|
|
Broke boys and I have no sympathy for broke boys.
|
|
The richer I get, the less sympathy I have because it is so easy to get rich if you're not fucking lazy, stupid, or arrogant.
|
|
Every rich person is either lazy, stupid, or arrogant.
|
|
Usually a combination of the three.
|
|
You sit there and tell a poor person how to make money.
|
|
Oh, well, yeah, but, but, you're broke.
|
|
What do you know? You are arrogant, you are lazy, and you're stupid.
|
|
If you're sitting there and you cannot afford supercars, you're one of those three.
|
|
So fix your fucking personality because it's the truth.
|
|
We laugh at brokies justifiably.
|
|
We were brokies and we fixed it because we didn't want to be broke anymore.
|
|
If you don't want to be broke anymore, you should fix it like we did.
|
|
Make sure it's in park. Man.
|
|
1,500 horses, my friend.
|
|
Think it's enough? That's enough.
|
|
You think it's enough? That's enough. Doesn't need like a turbocharger or something?
|
|
No, no. They don't need to add turbochargers.
|
|
Wait, it's already got four turbo chargers.
|
|
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
|
|
Man.
|
|
So when you have a car like this, you definitely need to look after it.
|
|
Pristine condition. Don't smoke cigars.
|
|
Don't fill it with bitches. Don't get blowjobs in the front seat.
|
|
Correct, but you're not going to do that.
|
|
Yeah, I mean, you're going to do all those things.
|
|
I'm going to have a big fat fucking cigar, two bitches, fucking one total, one damn McDonald's.
|
|
I don't give a fuck! I'm a G. I do what I want.
|
|
How do I connect to the Bluetooth? Let's try and connect to the Bluetooth.
|
|
Does anyone know how to work a Bugatti menu?
|
|
Does anyone at home, when you're a Bugatti outside, do you know how to work?
|
|
Oh, you ain't got a Bugatti.
|
|
Oh, okay. I didn't realize you were a fucking broke boy.
|
|
Right. Phone. Connect to Bluetooth.
|
|
I'm connecting to Bluetooth on a bogey.
|
|
There. Connect to King Cobra.
|
|
Going well so far. Okay.
|
|
Yes. Allow. Now, they deliberately said it has no screen because these cars are timeless and they don't want the screens because screens are dated.
|
|
Yep. Because the technology changes.
|
|
So there's not very many screens.
|
|
It's all like dials. So it's kind of harder to work out.
|
|
The protocol is I have 100 straps.
|
|
Has Tommy Lee Sparta ever been played in Bugatti before?
|
|
I'm not sure. I don't think he has.
|
|
I actually don't think he has.
|
|
I don't think Tommy Lee Sparta has Bugatti music.
|
|
Alright, how do I do the media or the sound?
|
|
I could just ask, but I'm going to work this out myself.
|
|
Phone.
|
|
Is there a button?
|
|
No, I was looking at these.
|
|
I don't know what that does.
|
|
I have no idea what any...
|
|
There, this looks a little...
|
|
Nice.
|
|
Nice. Alright, media.
|
|
Source? Bluetooth? How do I turn it up?
|
|
There must be a volume button somewhere.
|
|
Nah, I don't think it's any of those.
|
|
Wait, you can press them and they change.
|
|
We got the hundreds dropped.
|
|
money get popped boy please get up Man. No one's ready.
|
|
No one's ready, brother. Not the fucking strap here.
|
|
But it's arrogant.
|
|
Would you be arrogant with your Glock and your Bugatti?
|
|
Fuck. I think we might have come to the world though.
|
|
We may have. And we just started as well.
|
|
Italy just, just began.
|
|
Alright, we're gonna go argue with the guy.
|
|
I won't drive him down. Where are we?
|
|
He won't give me my Bugatti today.
|
|
He said I have to wait one more day for papers.
|
|
I can't wait a day.
|
|
I know. So what we have to do is buy another Brigatti now to drive now.
|
|
They have to build them and stuff.
|
|
I doubt that's possible. There might be a second ahead.
|
|
So we have to scour to buy so I can buy a Brigatti today so I have a Brigatti until my Brigatti's ready tomorrow.
|
|
I'm not a peasant, Luke!
|
|
I'm not sitting around with no Brigatti.
|
|
You can't do that. Yes, I can.
|
|
We are buying another Brigatti now.
|
|
No. Remember the Rolls Royce?
|
|
Although they are super expensive.
|
|
We have every other car. What else are we going to fucking buy?
|
|
We have every other...
|
|
Remember the Rolls Royce?
|
|
No. What? No.
|
|
I do, but...
|
|
I hope you won't find one.
|
|
We are in Dubai, but I really hope you won't find one.
|
|
You might still like you though. VIP Motors.
|
|
VIP Motors. I know.
|
|
What's that? It's a Bugatti.
|
|
I'm gonna buy it. But the door won't open.
|
|
I know it won't. Because you, with your fucking infinite fucking insubordination, told them and told them On Fridays open at 2pm.
|
|
Who opens at 2pm?
|
|
It's fucking midday.
|
|
What company in the world opens at 2 o'clock in the afternoon?
|
|
He says right here. I didn't call him.
|
|
Who did this? No, I didn't. This is your insubordination.
|
|
No, he won't let you in.
|
|
He's a man. Look, you're trying to stop me from getting that Bugatti because you know I'll buy another one.
|
|
No, we don't need that. I'm driving a Bugatti today.
|
|
Something Bugatti is happening today.
|
|
I need a Bugatti hat, at least.
|
|
Something Bugatti. My Bugatti's here.
|
|
I can't drive it. You don't need more Bugatti stuff.
|
|
You're a piece of shit. It's right there. You're a piece of shit.
|
|
It's not me, it's him. If I buy it at 2pm, by the time I get in the car, the day's over.
|
|
Fuck's sake. I need a Bugatti.
|
|
I need a Bugatti t-shirt. Why the Bugatti t-shirt?
|
|
I won't go with Bugatti-less today.
|
|
I'm getting something Bugatti. You're not going to find one.
|
|
You're buying a Bugatti t-shirt.
|
|
You're not going to find one.
|
|
Yeah, they might. $250,000.
|