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July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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LOSING MY BUGATTI CHIRON | Tate Confidential Ep. 136
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What's Wrong With the Tape 00:05:34
People are gonna hate me.
Man. People are gonna hate me.
They already hate me.
People are gonna hate me.
What's wrong with the tape?
What's wrong with the tape?
They come from the deep end.
What's wrong with the tape?
What's that dance?
What's wrong with the tape?
What are we doing?
I think we should drink for the first time in ages.
No, I don't want to drink anymore.
Boo's poison. We barely drink anymore.
I know, because poison. It's pure poison.
No, boo's poison.
Alright, so we agree. Hard booze.
No, no, no, no.
Run.
Welcome to the real world, Luke.
No torches. With cigars.
Come on and ride with it, girl.
We can do what you like.
I'm falling, baby. You see the blue in my eyes.
Drop the top and let your head blow back.
Come on. J-Lo James, girl, that ass goes back.
What's the move? Just what to do with all that.
Chest to chest, so I hit it from the back.
I do it like a pro. Won't nobody know.
Let's pop some more riding.
Let's go. What is this?
Let's go fucking drink, Luke.
Welcome to the real world, Luke.
You lied to me.
On those times I say that I love you, you lied to me.
Yes, I tried.
Yes, I tried. You lied to me.
I didn't know who you had died for you, you lied to me.
Yes, I tried.
Yes, I tried. Tristan, Andrew genuinely needs to stop buying watches.
Why? We've been here and he buys a watch every single day.
No, but they're like super diamond, emerald, super watches.
They're like your watch. VVS Diamonds, G-Color.
Over 2,000 stones set by him.
That's what our friends are for though, right?
This is Bob. Thank you very much.
Pleasure. Thank you very much again.
Thank you, Andrew. So that's the second diamond watch this week.
You've now completed AP. I've completed AP. So this is basically kind of a one-of-one tape special.
A one-of-one tape special.
Yeah. Like the rest of my life.
Ready? Ready. That's super cheap.
I mean, if that doesn't scream Andrew Tate, I don't know what does that.
It is an Andrew Tate watch, isn't it?
But like, a million of them in different shapes and sizes.
I'm just saying I need more watches. No.
No. No one needs more watches.
At all. No one needs more.
What's the one thing in this world that money can't buy?
So you have to keep track of time somehow.
The best way in the universe is to track time.
Tristan, you can't be agreeing with him.
He keeps buying watches.
Buy. Bought.
I know. Tristan, it's ridiculous.
I see the statements come up on the card.
Tristan, I know. Tristan, it's actually stupid.
We shouldn't be doing this. It is very stupid that I only have two watches.
What? No. No.
No. Tristan. It's stupid.
You're right. This is so stupid.
He keeps buying ridiculous diamond watches.
I only have two? No.
No. Tristan. Tristan.
No. That's not- That's not what this- That's Aikido.
It's- Is he going to buy diamond watches?
No. No. I- Tristan, we need to do a intervention with Andrew.
We need to intervene. Tristan.
Tristan. This is bullshit, Tristan.
Tristan, I know where we are Tristan.
Tristan, I've been here many times.
President Obama.
Hey guys.
Nice to see you again. Good to see you again.
I know. How are you, mate?
Good? I know, mate. Jay, how are you?
You're just going to move in, right?
I might as well. I might as well.
I'll see my cousins all the time.
All the time. I'm not even much of a watch guy, but Andrew said that would suit you well.
I'm more of a suit guy. I get on my suits table in the summer.
So he said that the watch would suit my suits.
So which word is it?
It's in the same, actually, because it's in a soul box.
We're actually just showing someone some stuff, so you've had a perfect timing.
I will get your watch out.
But yeah, he arranged it.
Brokeys and Broken Machines 00:15:39
You know what it is or not know what it is?
I know, I've seen it on a table.
Tristan, you did not bring me back in the dungeon.
Last time we were here, we were stuck for four days.
You've been saying this for three days.
It has.
You've been saying this for three days.
Sterling, you know, last time we were here, we were literally trapped in here for four days.
Oh, you're about to find out.
That, I believe.
I'm going to go buy something. No, we need to just turn right back around.
Right back. No.
I'm telling you, Sterling.
Sterling, you don't understand.
No photos.
This has been the worst time ever.
Ever. The worst day ever.
We came here to the Dubai Mall.
Everything we wanted didn't exist.
Either the store was closed or some bullshit.
We bought nothing. Then we went to this KFC, this nice beautiful KFC. We thought, hmm, let's get some KFC. You use the machine and it doesn't work.
It doesn't accept any cards.
There's no cash. It doesn't accept anything.
So, you spend your time fucking around with that for a few minutes.
Then you go in the massive line to go talk to the lady.
Then you order food, and obviously, they don't add any dips.
The food takes 30 minutes to get.
They tried to poison us with soda.
Yeah, they tried to poison us with soda.
Luckily, I keto that away.
Got us loads of waters instead.
Wait, here's the issue on that. That girl's sterling nose is coming over to cook us all a beautiful four-course meal in like an hour.
This was stupid. We've spent like an hour in this KFC. Yeah, but she doesn't know that.
We've spent this hour in a KFC. Right.
If we're eating the four-course meal, we're going to wink at each other.
And winking means I'm full of KFC. She wasted her time.
Then you have to say, your food tastes finger-licking good.
To let her know. That's the code.
There's not many sauces. There's no sauce.
And I'm not going back there through hell to go get sauces.
I know what you could do. You'd never need sauce again.
I might do it. I actually might do it this time.
I hope you do. This was the worst, most unproductive day possible.
True.
This one's shit.
Hi Luke.
So today is Bugatti day.
Exactly. It's about time.
I can't even know how long it's been.
Brother. People are gonna hate me.
Man. People are gonna hate me.
They already hate me.
People are gonna hate me, dude.
Man. People are gonna be like, no, he didn't get that, did he?
Fuckin' hell.
Man!
Man!
What's the big deal?
She's far as you can see.
See ya.
Bye!
I'm more than happy.
I'm almost speechless, which is very unusual.
Yeah. It's open?
Yes. Got the headrest there.
Just in case anyone was wondering who it belonged to.
For the brokies. For the brokies of life.
Yeah, the brokies. Whose is this?
Whose car is this? I'm like, brokie.
Learn to read. Man, this is fucking crazy.
This is gonna stay with me today.
No, no, no, no, no. I need to drive it today.
Today, it will stay with me and then tomorrow we can enjoy together.
And go for it. With the plate number.
One more day. One more day.
One more day with the plate number.
The Fantastic 123. Let's see.
We gotta wait another day, man.
I was supposed to drive away.
But it's okay. I can wait.
The brokies are going to be pissed.
Brokies are angry. Brokies are going to be pissed.
If you're watching this and you're a brokie, I am not sorry at all.
Zero. Zero percent.
Your fault you're a brokie.
You could have been rich like me.
You didn't want to listen. You didn't want to work.
You're a brokie. It's your fault.
Are we going to drive it off?
Can we start it? I want to hear it.
People don't understand that the Matrix, as Morpheus said, has rules.
And some can be bent and some can be broken.
Those people don't analyze the rules.
They're too busy living within the rules.
The rule told me this.
No, I analyze the rules.
Can I break this rule and get away with it?
Yeah, can I bend this rule?
Oh Oh, okay.
Go back, go.
Go for that, go!
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. Bro,
they're gonna be pissed!
Furious! That's the best thing about it, it's pissing off everyone who hasn't gone there.
60 in the world.
60 in the world, man.
How do we pull this off? Didn't I see you working in the Chipotle?
Yeah. I was a brokie.
You were a brokie. Tristan used to work in Pret.
He was a brokie. And I used to work in a fishmonger's carrying boxes of ice.
We used to be broke W16 Not V, W. W!
Two V's stuck together. A V8 and a V8 stuck together.
1500 horsepower.
1,500 horsepower.
You don't need that many horses!
Yes, you do, Luke.
Minimum. Fair minimum.
Your Porsche is 450. It's got 1,500.
Bro. You don't need that many horses.
I do, bro. No one does.
Yes, I do. I don't need number plates.
They ain't catching me. The fire police might catch me.
They might. They probably have a sheer on themselves.
They probably have the guys. Man.
I can take this off because it's my car.
I can do whatever the fuck I want. Oops, it's the indicator.
Turn that off. In your face, Luke.
Bro, this is going to be a fucking monster.
When you're trying to escape and I'm behind you like, no.
For like fucking 8th gear cruising.
You would have 1,500 horses.
I have 1,500 horsepower.
Man, that looks good.
Bro, this is a fucking animal.
What am I doing with one of these?
Nobody has a Bugatti.
Nobody. Bro, people have Lambos, blah, blah.
No one has a Bugatti.
No one. Fucking nobody. And I bought this car purely for the networks.
I wanted to meet other Bugatti owners to make more money.
So it wasn't even about the car for me.
But the car is a pretty good bonus.
It is a nice bonus. It is a nice bonus.
But when all the other people I meet with the guy who starts running the War Room Network...
It's more money and more influence, more power.
When I first wanted to buy this car, I thought, that is so much money.
And now, it's a blip on the radar.
In the last two years during the pandemic, we've got so much richer.
This has gone from a considerable purchase to a meh.
Yeah. It's crazy.
Money is not real. It's super not.
Money is just numbers on a screen.
Go to the calculator app on your phone and type in numbers on a screen.
That's all money is. It's literally garbage.
And people are sitting out there and they ain't got any.
They don't realize how wrecked they're getting.
They don't know that the whole world is fucked.
Inflation's here. The governments are out to fuck you.
You need to get rich quick.
And once you've hacked the system, once you realize how the matrix truly works, you can completely escape.
There are people inside of H2, 17-year-old kids making thousands and thousands of dollars a day.
17-year-olds from fucking Puerto Rico.
It's incredible. They always say it's amazing as well because they're like, wait, was this the whole time?
Is that easy?
Yes! Yes!
If you just listen!
Bro. Man, this car is a fucking...
Bro, he won't give it to me today. He needs to give it to me today.
I have no idea how any of the things work.
Look off that story on Instagram for the Brokeys.
For the Brokeys, let the Brokeys know.
Let the Brokeys know. Man.
Bro, it's fucking bad, boy.
It's super comfortable. Yeah, it's bad.
Aw, man. Not many people even get to sit in one.
Ever! Bro, they even get to fucking see one.
Me allowing people to see my car is experience.
It's true. For the brokies. There's only 60.
There's only 60 in the world.
So for the brokies, they're going to be like, wow, thanks.
Thanks Andrew. Thanks for letting me look at what you have.
Broke boys and I have no sympathy for broke boys.
The richer I get, the less sympathy I have because it is so easy to get rich if you're not fucking lazy, stupid, or arrogant.
Every rich person is either lazy, stupid, or arrogant.
Usually a combination of the three.
You sit there and tell a poor person how to make money.
Oh, well, yeah, but, but, you're broke.
What do you know? You are arrogant, you are lazy, and you're stupid.
If you're sitting there and you cannot afford supercars, you're one of those three.
So fix your fucking personality because it's the truth.
We laugh at brokies justifiably.
We were brokies and we fixed it because we didn't want to be broke anymore.
If you don't want to be broke anymore, you should fix it like we did.
Make sure it's in park. Man.
1,500 horses, my friend.
Think it's enough? That's enough.
You think it's enough? That's enough. Doesn't need like a turbocharger or something?
No, no. They don't need to add turbochargers.
Wait, it's already got four turbo chargers.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Man.
So when you have a car like this, you definitely need to look after it.
Pristine condition. Don't smoke cigars.
Don't fill it with bitches. Don't get blowjobs in the front seat.
Correct, but you're not going to do that.
Yeah, I mean, you're going to do all those things.
I'm going to have a big fat fucking cigar, two bitches, fucking one total, one damn McDonald's.
I don't give a fuck! I'm a G. I do what I want.
How do I connect to the Bluetooth? Let's try and connect to the Bluetooth.
Does anyone know how to work a Bugatti menu?
Does anyone at home, when you're a Bugatti outside, do you know how to work?
Oh, you ain't got a Bugatti.
Oh, okay. I didn't realize you were a fucking broke boy.
Right. Phone. Connect to Bluetooth.
I'm connecting to Bluetooth on a bogey.
There. Connect to King Cobra.
Going well so far. Okay.
Yes. Allow. Now, they deliberately said it has no screen because these cars are timeless and they don't want the screens because screens are dated.
Yep. Because the technology changes.
So there's not very many screens.
It's all like dials. So it's kind of harder to work out.
The protocol is I have 100 straps.
Has Tommy Lee Sparta ever been played in Bugatti before?
I'm not sure. I don't think he has.
I actually don't think he has.
I don't think Tommy Lee Sparta has Bugatti music.
Alright, how do I do the media or the sound?
I could just ask, but I'm going to work this out myself.
Phone.
Is there a button?
No, I was looking at these.
I don't know what that does.
I have no idea what any...
There, this looks a little...
Nice.
Nice. Alright, media.
Source? Bluetooth? How do I turn it up?
There must be a volume button somewhere.
Nah, I don't think it's any of those.
Wait, you can press them and they change.
We got the hundreds dropped.
money get popped boy please get up Man. No one's ready.
No one's ready, brother. Not the fucking strap here.
Bugatti Today 00:02:46
But it's arrogant.
Would you be arrogant with your Glock and your Bugatti?
Fuck. I think we might have come to the world though.
We may have. And we just started as well.
Italy just, just began.
Alright, we're gonna go argue with the guy.
I won't drive him down. Where are we?
He won't give me my Bugatti today.
He said I have to wait one more day for papers.
I can't wait a day.
I know. So what we have to do is buy another Brigatti now to drive now.
They have to build them and stuff.
I doubt that's possible. There might be a second ahead.
So we have to scour to buy so I can buy a Brigatti today so I have a Brigatti until my Brigatti's ready tomorrow.
I'm not a peasant, Luke!
I'm not sitting around with no Brigatti.
You can't do that. Yes, I can.
We are buying another Brigatti now.
No. Remember the Rolls Royce?
Although they are super expensive.
We have every other car. What else are we going to fucking buy?
We have every other...
Remember the Rolls Royce?
No. What? No.
I do, but...
I hope you won't find one.
We are in Dubai, but I really hope you won't find one.
You might still like you though. VIP Motors.
VIP Motors. I know.
What's that? It's a Bugatti.
I'm gonna buy it. But the door won't open.
I know it won't. Because you, with your fucking infinite fucking insubordination, told them and told them On Fridays open at 2pm.
Who opens at 2pm?
It's fucking midday.
What company in the world opens at 2 o'clock in the afternoon?
He says right here. I didn't call him.
Who did this? No, I didn't. This is your insubordination.
No, he won't let you in.
He's a man. Look, you're trying to stop me from getting that Bugatti because you know I'll buy another one.
No, we don't need that. I'm driving a Bugatti today.
Something Bugatti is happening today.
I need a Bugatti hat, at least.
Something Bugatti. My Bugatti's here.
I can't drive it. You don't need more Bugatti stuff.
You're a piece of shit. It's right there. You're a piece of shit.
It's not me, it's him. If I buy it at 2pm, by the time I get in the car, the day's over.
Fuck's sake. I need a Bugatti.
I need a Bugatti t-shirt. Why the Bugatti t-shirt?
I won't go with Bugatti-less today.
I'm getting something Bugatti. You're not going to find one.
You're buying a Bugatti t-shirt.
You're not going to find one.
Yeah, they might. $250,000.
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