Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - LOSING MY BUGATTI CHIRON | Tate Confidential Ep. 136
Aired: 2022-07-26
Duration: 24:01


=== What's Wrong With the Tape (05:34) ===

[00:00:02]  People are gonna hate me.
[00:00:04]  Man. People are gonna hate me.
[00:00:06]  They already hate me.
[00:00:09]  People are gonna hate me.
[00:00:11]  What's wrong with the tape?
[00:00:13]  What's wrong with the tape?
[00:00:24]  They come from the deep end.
[00:00:30]  What's wrong with the tape?
[00:00:32]  What's that dance?
[00:00:48]  What's wrong with the tape?
[00:00:56]  What are we doing?
[00:01:09]  I think we should drink for the first time in ages.
[00:01:15]  No, I don't want to drink anymore.
[00:01:17]  Boo's poison. We barely drink anymore.
[00:01:20]  I know, because poison. It's pure poison.
[00:01:25]  No, boo's poison.
[00:01:28]  Alright, so we agree. Hard booze.
[00:01:29]  No, no, no, no.
[00:01:31]  Run.
[00:01:33]  Welcome to the real world, Luke.
[00:01:42]  No torches. With cigars.
[00:01:45]  Come on and ride with it, girl.
[00:01:46]  We can do what you like.
[00:01:47]  I'm falling, baby. You see the blue in my eyes.
[00:01:50]  Drop the top and let your head blow back.
[00:01:52]  Come on. J-Lo James, girl, that ass goes back.
[00:01:54]  What's the move? Just what to do with all that.
[00:01:56]  Chest to chest, so I hit it from the back.
[00:01:58]  I do it like a pro. Won't nobody know.
[00:02:00]  Let's pop some more riding.
[00:02:02]  Let's go. What is this?
[00:02:16]  Let's go fucking drink, Luke.
[00:02:18]  Welcome to the real world, Luke.
[00:02:23]  You lied to me.
[00:02:25]  On those times I say that I love you, you lied to me.
[00:02:30]  Yes, I tried.
[00:02:31]  Yes, I tried. You lied to me.
[00:02:35]  I didn't know who you had died for you, you lied to me.
[00:02:39]  Yes, I tried.
[00:02:41]  Yes, I tried. Tristan, Andrew genuinely needs to stop buying watches.
[00:02:51]  Why? We've been here and he buys a watch every single day.
[00:02:55]  No, but they're like super diamond, emerald, super watches.
[00:02:59]  They're like your watch. VVS Diamonds, G-Color.
[00:03:05]  Over 2,000 stones set by him.
[00:03:08]  That's what our friends are for though, right?
[00:03:09]  This is Bob. Thank you very much.
[00:03:11]  Pleasure. Thank you very much again.
[00:03:12]  Thank you, Andrew. So that's the second diamond watch this week.
[00:03:15]  You've now completed AP. I've completed AP. So this is basically kind of a one-of-one tape special.
[00:03:23]  A one-of-one tape special.
[00:03:24]  Yeah. Like the rest of my life.
[00:03:25]  Ready? Ready. That's super cheap.
[00:03:31]  I mean, if that doesn't scream Andrew Tate, I don't know what does that.
[00:03:34]  It is an Andrew Tate watch, isn't it?
[00:03:35]  But like, a million of them in different shapes and sizes.
[00:03:39]  I'm just saying I need more watches. No.
[00:03:40]  No. No one needs more watches.
[00:03:43]  At all. No one needs more.
[00:03:45]  What's the one thing in this world that money can't buy?
[00:03:52]  So you have to keep track of time somehow.
[00:03:55]  The best way in the universe is to track time.
[00:03:57]  Tristan, you can't be agreeing with him.
[00:04:00]  He keeps buying watches.
[00:04:02]  Buy. Bought.
[00:04:04]  I know. Tristan, it's ridiculous.
[00:04:07]  I see the statements come up on the card.
[00:04:08]  Tristan, I know. Tristan, it's actually stupid.
[00:04:11]  We shouldn't be doing this. It is very stupid that I only have two watches.
[00:04:15]  What? No. No.
[00:04:17]  No. Tristan. It's stupid.
[00:04:19]  You're right. This is so stupid.
[00:04:20]  He keeps buying ridiculous diamond watches.
[00:04:22]  I only have two? No.
[00:04:24]  No. Tristan. Tristan.
[00:04:25]  No. That's not- That's not what this- That's Aikido.
[00:04:29]  It's- Is he going to buy diamond watches?
[00:04:30]  No. No. I- Tristan, we need to do a intervention with Andrew.
[00:04:35]  We need to intervene. Tristan.
[00:04:38]  Tristan. This is bullshit, Tristan.
[00:04:41]  Tristan, I know where we are Tristan.
[00:04:44]  Tristan, I've been here many times.
[00:04:51]  President Obama.
[00:04:53]  Hey guys.
[00:04:55]  Nice to see you again. Good to see you again.
[00:05:00]  I know. How are you, mate?
[00:05:01]  Good? I know, mate. Jay, how are you?
[00:05:04]  You're just going to move in, right?
[00:05:05]  I might as well. I might as well.
[00:05:07]  I'll see my cousins all the time.
[00:05:09]  All the time. I'm not even much of a watch guy, but Andrew said that would suit you well.
[00:05:20]  I'm more of a suit guy. I get on my suits table in the summer.
[00:05:23]  So he said that the watch would suit my suits.
[00:05:26]  So which word is it?
[00:05:27]  It's in the same, actually, because it's in a soul box.
[00:05:29]  We're actually just showing someone some stuff, so you've had a perfect timing.
[00:05:32]  I will get your watch out.
[00:05:34]  But yeah, he arranged it.

=== Brokeys and Broken Machines (15:39) ===

[00:05:36]  You know what it is or not know what it is?
[00:05:38]  I know, I've seen it on a table.
[00:05:40]  Tristan, you did not bring me back in the dungeon.
[00:06:01]  Last time we were here, we were stuck for four days.
[00:06:05]  You've been saying this for three days.
[00:06:10]  It has.
[00:06:14]  You've been saying this for three days.
[00:06:18]  Sterling, you know, last time we were here, we were literally trapped in here for four days.
[00:06:22]  Oh, you're about to find out.
[00:06:24]  That, I believe.
[00:06:26]  I'm going to go buy something. No, we need to just turn right back around.
[00:06:29]  Right back. No.
[00:06:31]  I'm telling you, Sterling.
[00:06:32]  Sterling, you don't understand.
[00:06:34]  No photos.
[00:06:46]  This has been the worst time ever.
[00:06:53]  Ever. The worst day ever.
[00:06:54]  We came here to the Dubai Mall.
[00:06:57]  Everything we wanted didn't exist.
[00:07:00]  Either the store was closed or some bullshit.
[00:07:03]  We bought nothing. Then we went to this KFC, this nice beautiful KFC. We thought, hmm, let's get some KFC. You use the machine and it doesn't work.
[00:07:12]  It doesn't accept any cards.
[00:07:14]  There's no cash. It doesn't accept anything.
[00:07:16]  So, you spend your time fucking around with that for a few minutes.
[00:07:19]  Then you go in the massive line to go talk to the lady.
[00:07:23]  Then you order food, and obviously, they don't add any dips.
[00:07:27]  The food takes 30 minutes to get.
[00:07:29]  They tried to poison us with soda.
[00:07:31]  Yeah, they tried to poison us with soda.
[00:07:33]  Luckily, I keto that away.
[00:07:34]  Got us loads of waters instead.
[00:07:35]  Wait, here's the issue on that. That girl's sterling nose is coming over to cook us all a beautiful four-course meal in like an hour.
[00:07:41]  This was stupid. We've spent like an hour in this KFC. Yeah, but she doesn't know that.
[00:07:46]  We've spent this hour in a KFC. Right.
[00:07:48]  If we're eating the four-course meal, we're going to wink at each other.
[00:07:51]  And winking means I'm full of KFC. She wasted her time.
[00:07:55]  Then you have to say, your food tastes finger-licking good.
[00:07:59]  To let her know. That's the code.
[00:08:01]  There's not many sauces. There's no sauce.
[00:08:03]  And I'm not going back there through hell to go get sauces.
[00:08:08]  I know what you could do. You'd never need sauce again.
[00:08:11]  I might do it. I actually might do it this time.
[00:08:15]  I hope you do. This was the worst, most unproductive day possible.
[00:08:19]  True.
[00:08:20]  This one's shit.
[00:08:22]  Hi Luke.
[00:08:31]  So today is Bugatti day.
[00:08:36]  Exactly. It's about time.
[00:08:39]  I can't even know how long it's been.
[00:08:41]  Brother. People are gonna hate me.
[00:08:55]  Man. People are gonna hate me.
[00:08:58]  They already hate me.
[00:09:01]  People are gonna hate me, dude.
[00:09:03]  Man. People are gonna be like, no, he didn't get that, did he?
[00:09:08]  Fuckin' hell.
[00:09:09]  Man!
[00:09:18]  Man!
[00:09:19]  What's the big deal?
[00:09:21]  She's far as you can see.
[00:09:25]  See ya.
[00:09:25]  Bye!
[00:09:27]  I'm more than happy.
[00:09:29]  I'm almost speechless, which is very unusual.
[00:09:32]  Yeah. It's open?
[00:09:38]  Yes. Got the headrest there.
[00:09:46]  Just in case anyone was wondering who it belonged to.
[00:09:49]  For the brokies. For the brokies of life.
[00:09:52]  Yeah, the brokies. Whose is this?
[00:09:54]  Whose car is this? I'm like, brokie.
[00:09:56]  Learn to read. Man, this is fucking crazy.
[00:10:01]  This is gonna stay with me today.
[00:10:03]  No, no, no, no, no. I need to drive it today.
[00:10:05]  Today, it will stay with me and then tomorrow we can enjoy together.
[00:10:08]  And go for it. With the plate number.
[00:10:10]  One more day. One more day.
[00:10:12]  One more day with the plate number.
[00:10:13]  The Fantastic 123. Let's see.
[00:10:16]  We gotta wait another day, man.
[00:10:17]  I was supposed to drive away.
[00:10:19]  But it's okay. I can wait.
[00:10:21]  The brokies are going to be pissed.
[00:10:26]  Brokies are angry. Brokies are going to be pissed.
[00:10:28]  If you're watching this and you're a brokie, I am not sorry at all.
[00:10:32]  Zero. Zero percent.
[00:10:34]  Your fault you're a brokie.
[00:10:36]  You could have been rich like me.
[00:10:37]  You didn't want to listen. You didn't want to work.
[00:10:39]  You're a brokie. It's your fault.
[00:10:41]  Are we going to drive it off?
[00:10:43]  Can we start it? I want to hear it.
[00:10:46]  People don't understand that the Matrix, as Morpheus said, has rules.
[00:10:56]  And some can be bent and some can be broken.
[00:10:59]  Those people don't analyze the rules.
[00:11:00]  They're too busy living within the rules.
[00:11:02]  The rule told me this.
[00:11:03]  No, I analyze the rules.
[00:11:04]  Can I break this rule and get away with it?
[00:11:06]  Yeah, can I bend this rule?
[00:11:08]  Oh Oh, okay.
[00:11:15]  Go back, go.
[00:11:16]  Go for that, go!
[00:11:18]  It's okay. It's okay.
[00:11:19]  It's okay. Bro,
[00:12:21]  they're gonna be pissed!
[00:12:26]  Furious! That's the best thing about it, it's pissing off everyone who hasn't gone there.
[00:12:35]  60 in the world.
[00:12:36]  60 in the world, man.
[00:12:38]  How do we pull this off? Didn't I see you working in the Chipotle?
[00:12:41]  Yeah. I was a brokie.
[00:12:46]  You were a brokie. Tristan used to work in Pret.
[00:12:47]  He was a brokie. And I used to work in a fishmonger's carrying boxes of ice.
[00:12:51]  We used to be broke W16 Not V, W. W!
[00:13:19]  Two V's stuck together. A V8 and a V8 stuck together.
[00:13:23]  1500 horsepower.
[00:13:26]  1,500 horsepower.
[00:13:29]  You don't need that many horses!
[00:13:31]  Yes, you do, Luke.
[00:13:33]  Minimum. Fair minimum.
[00:13:35]  Your Porsche is 450. It's got 1,500.
[00:13:38]  Bro. You don't need that many horses.
[00:13:41]  I do, bro. No one does.
[00:13:42]  Yes, I do. I don't need number plates.
[00:13:55]  They ain't catching me. The fire police might catch me.
[00:13:59]  They might. They probably have a sheer on themselves.
[00:14:01]  They probably have the guys. Man.
[00:14:36]  I can take this off because it's my car.
[00:14:43]  I can do whatever the fuck I want. Oops, it's the indicator.
[00:14:46]  Turn that off. In your face, Luke.
[00:14:53]  Bro, this is going to be a fucking monster.
[00:14:56]  When you're trying to escape and I'm behind you like, no.
[00:15:01]  For like fucking 8th gear cruising.
[00:15:03]  You would have 1,500 horses.
[00:15:05]  I have 1,500 horsepower.
[00:15:08]  Man, that looks good.
[00:15:10]  Bro, this is a fucking animal.
[00:15:13]  What am I doing with one of these?
[00:15:15]  Nobody has a Bugatti.
[00:15:16]  Nobody. Bro, people have Lambos, blah, blah.
[00:15:18]  No one has a Bugatti.
[00:15:20]  No one. Fucking nobody. And I bought this car purely for the networks.
[00:15:24]  I wanted to meet other Bugatti owners to make more money.
[00:15:26]  So it wasn't even about the car for me.
[00:15:29]  But the car is a pretty good bonus.
[00:15:30]  It is a nice bonus. It is a nice bonus.
[00:15:32]  But when all the other people I meet with the guy who starts running the War Room Network...
[00:15:37]  It's more money and more influence, more power.
[00:15:39]  When I first wanted to buy this car, I thought, that is so much money.
[00:15:42]  And now, it's a blip on the radar.
[00:15:44]  In the last two years during the pandemic, we've got so much richer.
[00:15:47]  This has gone from a considerable purchase to a meh.
[00:15:50]  Yeah. It's crazy.
[00:15:52]  Money is not real. It's super not.
[00:15:54]  Money is just numbers on a screen.
[00:15:56]  Go to the calculator app on your phone and type in numbers on a screen.
[00:15:59]  That's all money is. It's literally garbage.
[00:16:01]  And people are sitting out there and they ain't got any.
[00:16:03]  They don't realize how wrecked they're getting.
[00:16:04]  They don't know that the whole world is fucked.
[00:16:07]  Inflation's here. The governments are out to fuck you.
[00:16:09]  You need to get rich quick.
[00:16:10]  And once you've hacked the system, once you realize how the matrix truly works, you can completely escape.
[00:16:15]  There are people inside of H2, 17-year-old kids making thousands and thousands of dollars a day.
[00:16:19]  17-year-olds from fucking Puerto Rico.
[00:16:22]  It's incredible. They always say it's amazing as well because they're like, wait, was this the whole time?
[00:16:27]  Is that easy?
[00:16:29]  Yes! Yes!
[00:16:31]  If you just listen!
[00:16:33]  Bro. Man, this car is a fucking...
[00:16:37]  Bro, he won't give it to me today. He needs to give it to me today.
[00:16:41]  I have no idea how any of the things work.
[00:16:47]  Look off that story on Instagram for the Brokeys.
[00:16:49]  For the Brokeys, let the Brokeys know.
[00:16:50]  Let the Brokeys know. Man.
[00:17:07]  Bro, it's fucking bad, boy.
[00:17:09]  It's super comfortable. Yeah, it's bad.
[00:17:10]  Aw, man. Not many people even get to sit in one.
[00:17:13]  Ever! Bro, they even get to fucking see one.
[00:17:16]  Me allowing people to see my car is experience.
[00:17:20]  It's true. For the brokies. There's only 60.
[00:17:22]  There's only 60 in the world.
[00:17:23]  So for the brokies, they're going to be like, wow, thanks.
[00:17:26]  Thanks Andrew. Thanks for letting me look at what you have.
[00:17:28]  Broke boys and I have no sympathy for broke boys.
[00:17:35]  The richer I get, the less sympathy I have because it is so easy to get rich if you're not fucking lazy, stupid, or arrogant.
[00:17:40]  Every rich person is either lazy, stupid, or arrogant.
[00:17:42]  Usually a combination of the three.
[00:17:43]  You sit there and tell a poor person how to make money.
[00:17:45]  Oh, well, yeah, but, but, you're broke.
[00:17:48]  What do you know? You are arrogant, you are lazy, and you're stupid.
[00:17:52]  If you're sitting there and you cannot afford supercars, you're one of those three.
[00:17:55]  So fix your fucking personality because it's the truth.
[00:17:58]  We laugh at brokies justifiably.
[00:17:59]  We were brokies and we fixed it because we didn't want to be broke anymore.
[00:18:03]  If you don't want to be broke anymore, you should fix it like we did.
[00:18:06]  Make sure it's in park. Man.
[00:18:13]  1,500 horses, my friend.
[00:18:16]  Think it's enough? That's enough.
[00:18:18]  You think it's enough? That's enough. Doesn't need like a turbocharger or something?
[00:18:20]  No, no. They don't need to add turbochargers.
[00:18:22]  Wait, it's already got four turbo chargers.
[00:18:24]  Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:18:26]  Man.
[00:18:30]  So when you have a car like this, you definitely need to look after it.
[00:18:34]  Pristine condition. Don't smoke cigars.
[00:18:36]  Don't fill it with bitches. Don't get blowjobs in the front seat.
[00:18:39]  Correct, but you're not going to do that.
[00:18:41]  Yeah, I mean, you're going to do all those things.
[00:18:42]  I'm going to have a big fat fucking cigar, two bitches, fucking one total, one damn McDonald's.
[00:18:51]  I don't give a fuck! I'm a G. I do what I want.
[00:18:54]  How do I connect to the Bluetooth? Let's try and connect to the Bluetooth.
[00:18:59]  Does anyone know how to work a Bugatti menu?
[00:19:01]  Does anyone at home, when you're a Bugatti outside, do you know how to work?
[00:19:04]  Oh, you ain't got a Bugatti.
[00:19:05]  Oh, okay. I didn't realize you were a fucking broke boy.
[00:19:08]  Right. Phone. Connect to Bluetooth.
[00:19:14]  I'm connecting to Bluetooth on a bogey.
[00:19:19]  There. Connect to King Cobra.
[00:19:23]  Going well so far. Okay.
[00:19:26]  Yes. Allow. Now, they deliberately said it has no screen because these cars are timeless and they don't want the screens because screens are dated.
[00:19:36]  Yep. Because the technology changes.
[00:19:38]  So there's not very many screens.
[00:19:39]  It's all like dials. So it's kind of harder to work out.
[00:19:46]  The protocol is I have 100 straps.
[00:19:50]  Has Tommy Lee Sparta ever been played in Bugatti before?
[00:19:53]  I'm not sure. I don't think he has.
[00:19:55]  I actually don't think he has.
[00:19:56]  I don't think Tommy Lee Sparta has Bugatti music.
[00:19:59]  Alright, how do I do the media or the sound?
[00:20:04]  I could just ask, but I'm going to work this out myself.
[00:20:11]  Phone.
[00:20:12]  Is there a button?
[00:20:15]  No, I was looking at these.
[00:20:19]  I don't know what that does.
[00:20:21]  I have no idea what any...
[00:20:22]  There, this looks a little...
[00:20:23]  Nice.
[00:20:26]  Nice. Alright, media.
[00:20:30]  Source? Bluetooth? How do I turn it up?
[00:20:36]  There must be a volume button somewhere.
[00:20:41]  Nah, I don't think it's any of those.
[00:20:47]  Wait, you can press them and they change.
[00:20:49]  We got the hundreds dropped.
[00:21:03]  money get popped boy please get up Man. No one's ready.
[00:21:11]  No one's ready, brother. Not the fucking strap here.

=== Bugatti Today (02:46) ===

[00:21:15]  But it's arrogant.
[00:21:17]  Would you be arrogant with your Glock and your Bugatti?
[00:21:21]  Fuck. I think we might have come to the world though.
[00:21:27]  We may have. And we just started as well.
[00:21:29]  Italy just, just began.
[00:21:34]  Alright, we're gonna go argue with the guy.
[00:21:38]  I won't drive him down. Where are we?
[00:21:47]  He won't give me my Bugatti today.
[00:21:50]  He said I have to wait one more day for papers.
[00:21:52]  I can't wait a day.
[00:21:55]  I know. So what we have to do is buy another Brigatti now to drive now.
[00:22:00]  They have to build them and stuff.
[00:22:01]  I doubt that's possible. There might be a second ahead.
[00:22:03]  So we have to scour to buy so I can buy a Brigatti today so I have a Brigatti until my Brigatti's ready tomorrow.
[00:22:10]  I'm not a peasant, Luke!
[00:22:11]  I'm not sitting around with no Brigatti.
[00:22:13]  You can't do that. Yes, I can.
[00:22:15]  We are buying another Brigatti now.
[00:22:17]  No. Remember the Rolls Royce?
[00:22:18]  Although they are super expensive.
[00:22:20]  We have every other car. What else are we going to fucking buy?
[00:22:22]  We have every other...
[00:22:23]  Remember the Rolls Royce?
[00:22:28]  No. What? No.
[00:22:32]  I do, but...
[00:22:34]  I hope you won't find one.
[00:22:36]  We are in Dubai, but I really hope you won't find one.
[00:22:39]  You might still like you though. VIP Motors.
[00:22:43]  VIP Motors. I know.
[00:22:46]  What's that? It's a Bugatti.
[00:22:48]  I'm gonna buy it. But the door won't open.
[00:22:51]  I know it won't. Because you, with your fucking infinite fucking insubordination, told them and told them On Fridays open at 2pm.
[00:22:59]  Who opens at 2pm?
[00:23:01]  It's fucking midday.
[00:23:02]  What company in the world opens at 2 o'clock in the afternoon?
[00:23:05]  He says right here. I didn't call him.
[00:23:06]  Who did this? No, I didn't. This is your insubordination.
[00:23:08]  No, he won't let you in.
[00:23:10]  He's a man. Look, you're trying to stop me from getting that Bugatti because you know I'll buy another one.
[00:23:16]  No, we don't need that. I'm driving a Bugatti today.
[00:23:19]  Something Bugatti is happening today.
[00:23:22]  I need a Bugatti hat, at least.
[00:23:24]  Something Bugatti. My Bugatti's here.
[00:23:26]  I can't drive it. You don't need more Bugatti stuff.
[00:23:29]  You're a piece of shit. It's right there. You're a piece of shit.
[00:23:33]  It's not me, it's him. If I buy it at 2pm, by the time I get in the car, the day's over.
[00:23:38]  Fuck's sake. I need a Bugatti.
[00:23:42]  I need a Bugatti t-shirt. Why the Bugatti t-shirt?
[00:23:44]  I won't go with Bugatti-less today.
[00:23:46]  I'm getting something Bugatti. You're not going to find one.
[00:23:51]  You're buying a Bugatti t-shirt.
[00:23:52]  You're not going to find one.
[00:23:59]  Yeah, they might. $250,000.