All Episodes
Previous Next
July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
23:12
DOUBLE ARMANI AIKIDO | Tate Confidential Ep. 122
| Copy link to current segment

Time Text
You don't. Stop thinking you do.
You don't. Do I need an SF9? No.
No, you don't. Because I get to be a spaceman.
I know it's a space thing inside.
Spaceship. No.
We need a DBS Control that retainer!
Control that retainer!
Take cover and take cover.
So Bucharest is now cold and rainy.
you I have an iPad for the jacuzzi, look.
It's not an iPad.
That isn't fixing my problem.
Also, it is raining ass.
We fixed the cold problem.
The jacuzzi's warm.
The jacuzzi's nice. So we fixed that problem.
But it is actually three degrees and raining.
It's cold. Yes, cold rain.
The rain's ass. I want to sit in cold rain and I'd be in London.
There's things happening in Dubai, there's things happening in Thailand, there's things happening in Miami, but that's not the best place to go right now to avoid the rain and the cold.
Use your fucking mind and peer into space-time with your third eye and tell me the number one best destination to go to avoid the rain and the cold.
Brazil. Egypt.
Wrong and fucking wrong.
That's about to show you homos the old-fashioned way, ain't I? There can't be less rain than Dubai, a desert.
Luke, if you don't want to be in the rain, why don't you just trust me and get on the plane and I'll take you somewhere where you'll never be in the rain again so you don't feel any pain.
And you don't go insane.
Alright, maybe we should take a train.
Where the fuck we going? Despite feeling like total ass.
I'm super sick. You could hear it in my voice.
You could see it in my face. It's COVID and he's spreading it to the world.
It might be COVID. It might be super flu.
Anyway. You keep ordering drinks as if it's going to save you.
Jagerweister used to be a cult of flu medicine.
It used to be.
Whiskey probably does kill germs.
Listen, we haven't been able to see.
We... Why are we back in London?
I want to go somewhere.
It wasn't raining. I've taken us here.
Because, one, I'm going to shoot something, and two, is it raining?
It's not raining, but it's cold and dreary, and it looks like it's gonna rain at any moment.
Luke, Luke, Luke, is it raining?
No. I'm gonna take you where it's not raining, sir.
Did he not deliver on his promise?
He did. Man of his word.
Now listen. We don't spend enough money.
I'm upset. I'm not gonna say it.
You could blank the number out.
We have a net worth right now.
Six million dollars.
Blank that out. What are we waiting for?
What are we doing sitting here working on a stay at home?
What are we doing? We're in London.
We never stop. We keep ordering these things as if they're not real.
First class in the United States, what, 30 grand, 10 grand each?
No. Charter a jumbo jet.
Do Aikido parties, push-up contests in the sky.
Purchase more vehicles.
I've scratched the bottom of the rolls driving up to Dracula's castle land to build a castle.
I'm building a castle, by the way.
And I scratched the bottom of the rolls.
Why don't I have a super 4x4?
Let's buy, and I found a picture of it, an armored Range Rover stretch that politicians drive around in.
Here we go. Made by Classic in Germany.
That cost a mere 1.1 million euros.
Why don't we have this?
Why? No! Listen, Andrew, when are you going to start enjoying the money?
Enjoying the money? All we do is fucking travel around, flying projects, booze, buying cars at random.
All we do is spend money. We're spending slower than we're making.
Let's at least break even.
Have a nice bit of fun. What's going to happen?
Okay, let's go turbo.
Let's go turbo. I'm in charge of all decisions.
What are we going to do? Spend it all?
Really? We're going to look at the balance going down.
Oh, it's almost gone. Oh, no, it's gone.
That's not going to happen.
It isn't going to happen.
We need to do more things.
Purchase more items.
Handmade fucking private jet push-ups.
Fucking gunpowder martinis.
Fucking more...
Where's the booze?
Booze please. More booze.
Step one more booze, but we need more action.
Champagne for breakfast. Where's the action?
It's my point. We have enough money.
It's like we won the lottery every week for two and a half months.
This is getting ridiculous now.
Lottery winners go crazy.
I saw a story of a lottery winner in England who spent three years doing cocaine and hookers.
I don't do cocaine and I don't do hookers, but he just got money out the bank every day and had fun for years.
We are never going to run out.
We do this. No, but there are levels.
We need to massively increase.
All right, let me just explain this to everyone who take over that.
Tristan's saying we need to spend five times more money than we normally spend.
But it will be maybe 1% better.
We're doing the best of everything.
I know. But we have too much money.
Let's die with a bunch of money.
So we have to spend it. So we're going to buy things like sandwiches for 10 grand and shit that we don't want.
Most expensive sandwich, London.
There's no way we're gonna end up buying the most expensive sandwiches in London.
Is it there? There's no way, is there?
For me, thanks.
So as usual, the waiter asked if we wanted more anything else.
Yeah. And then you ordered six more.
Exactly. Ever heard of a double-double?
It's when you pour all the gin...
Into one cup for your convenient drinking purposes.
Splash a tonic.
Yeah. You've got to double it up. What's this?
What's this? It's Aikido.
What's on my phone? Aikido.
So what's this? Double Aikido.
Aikido squares.
Welcome to the real world.
Come on.
That's your phone.
your phone.
Bye!
you Double double Aikido squared?
What is this?
Why am I here? So Andrew and Luke have been driving a Lamborghini all day.
Or they're going to be.
I have an appointment at the Best Tailor on Savile Row.
I've ordered about $100,000 worth of clothing.
I'm collecting about $50,000 worth of it today.
So I'm going by myself.
I'm going to film myself on Savile Row purchasing some of the finest suits in the world.
I could drive a Lambo every day.
I have two Lambos.
But I need my suits.
I am the worst dressed man for to walk in to a Savile Row tailor.
Under Armour t-shirt, sweatpants.
By the way, this is my photographer, Laura.
You're on Take Confidential, my YouTube series.
Congratulations. She's going to be taking my Instagram pictures today because I can't take pictures for myself because I'm useless.
Look how beautiful this shop is Have a worst-dressed man ever to come in here Anyway...
So I'm here to collect my suits and Michael is pouring me booze.
What is it? 1.30pm?
2pm? Yeah.
So it's a bit late to start drinking actually.
Michael, aren't you French?
It's supposed to be a glass of wine for breakfast.
Yeah, it usually is.
Yeah, I'll happily join you.
I'll happily join you. Nice knowing you, Luke.
If you crash and die in a fireball, it's because you didn't drink enough.
You need more booze.
I decided to buy Luke this car.
The salesman is selling Luke this car because I've decided to buy it for him.
So we're going to see what he says when he comes back.
If he enjoyed driving it or not.
That car is super fun somehow.
I don't know what it is.
It's not speed. It's not raw speed because we have speed.
Luke, you were supposed to crash.
No. Why didn't you crash?
That wasn't the job. That was the job.
The job was to crash. That wasn't the job.
For Tate Confidential, you were supposed to crash the STO. That wasn't the job.
Into a fireball. And then we could call you Babyface and your face is covered in bandages.
No, that thing's super fun somehow.
It actually is super fun.
And it's race car-y inside.
It's like pulleys and shits all manual.
It's fun. This is a fun car.
It's fun. It has some fun.
So you're telling me I have to buy one?
See? This is what I mean, Luke.
You're talking about I don't need to buy cars.
Now they all be buying.
Now when I saw it, I did not put on anything.
I'm going to go to the store.
So
Hold on tight, we're about to get rich.
Right here, at Hosson's Universe.
I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of research on the human body.
You don't. Do I need an SF-90?
No. No, you don't.
Because I get to be a spaceman.
I know it's a space thing inside.
Spaceship. No.
Or I need a DBS or I can be James Bond.
The DBS maybe, but you definitely don't need to be a Ferrari spaceman.
I need both. You don't need both.
You keep buying cars.
It's inside of my brain.
It's inside of my brain. I can't get out of my brain.
No one realizes. It's literally in your brain.
It's literally in his brain.
In my brain. It's constantly there.
Why do you keep buying cars?
I don't gamble. I don't have to hire hookers so I'm not like these fucking losers.
All the girls want to fuck me for free.
I don't take drugs.
I'm making millions of dollars a month.
What the fuck else am I going to do?
Luke, I'm tired of it.
And now it's in my mind.
There's a splitter in my mind.
God has blessed me.
I'm highly favored by the Lord High Jaw.
He gives me near unlimited funds.
Near unlimited. My pimpin's never slipping.
I'm out here making too much fucking money.
And all I can think to do is to buy fucking automobiles.
And you're telling me I don't need them. And now it's in my fucking brain.
You don't need them.
You ticked every box.
You have all the cars.
The James Bond's a maybe.
This is out of control. Something hasn't changed.
You even have it, Aston. You have a James Bond.
You have a Valhalla on the way. If you jump off that bridge, I won't buy that.
No, I'm not gonna do that. Why is there an attack helicopter over us?
Ah, nice. What the fuck is that?
Nice. It's the end.
Yeah? Yeah. I even filmed it a bit.
What the fuck is it? It should be there.
It's a Chinook. Is Russia attacking?
Maybe I should buy a Chinook.
Sick! No, we don't need you today.
Listen, Luke, something has to change.
Do you understand? You're going to say the change is behind the cars.
No, it's true that they're essentially free.
It's true. And it's a hard thing.
They're essentially free. I buy everyone's dream car in SF90 for half a million dollars.
And everyone will be like, wow. But to me, I'll look at my bank and I won't even notice.
That's the thing. They're free!
No, people don't realize the curse that you actually have.
You actually, actually, actually have the curse where it's, they're free though.
They're basically free. So it's like, why not have them all?
They're basically free. The only thing that's putting me off is actually bothering with the registration and the insurance and shit.
I can't be dicked. But literally they're free.
They're like on the street. Pick it up. Do you want it?
My human mind is under attack.
The village people.
The village people are trying to attack me.
I'm the chief of the village.
And all the villagers, the village people, are trying to attack me.
But my enemies will not succeed.
So understand. That's what it feels like in my brain.
So that's the splinter.
The village people are trying to get you to buy all the cars.
Or no, they're trying to keep it in your head that you maybe should buy all the cars.
The village people are working with my enemies and they have an agenda to try and prevent my success.
Will they succeed?
But I'm highly favored and blessed so they will not succeed.
And for that reason, I need to buy cars.
That's not the conclusion. The conclusion isn't you need to buy cars.
That can't be the conclusion.
We're in a Bentley!
Luke, luckily the kind guys at Armani have bought some booze at 1pm.
Cheers. No, can't do it.
We can't do it. Can't do it.
So last night what was I doing? Boozing.
I was out all night boozing.
Yes. With my tables from Savile Row.
Yes. And what are you doing?
What were you doing last night?
I was working.
So not boozing?
No, not boozing. So you didn't booze last night.
Nope. And you're refusing booze this morning.
Why? Because there's no need for booze.
We're in Armani. There's no need for booze in Armani.
But it's free champagne. Yes, I know.
There's no need for any of it.
But Luke, you don't... It's free champagne.
I know. But Luke, it's cold.
It's cold. It's cold champagne.
I know. Buy Armani for free.
Correct. So what gives?
Why don't you grow up?
Sort your life out, Luke.
Sort your life out.
I was trying to find some trousers that would go with it, but I don't have nothing in your side.
Do I have this? So you're spending...
I'm not even sure I'm a challenge with you, but I'm a challenge with you.
So... Are those booze? No, thank you.
You sure? I'm 100% sure.
I'm 100% sure. I'm 100% sure.
It's good for you. It's grape juice Is the anything else it's trousers I'm more interested in but I mean you're showing me the trousers you've gone in Yeah, the trousers...
I'm gonna order it because...
Andrew, how much did you spend? We have a matching one.
That's 15? 20?
Too much, yeah. It's too much.
Yeah, yeah. Maybe if you wear this separately with something else.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then you wouldn't have to find that something else.
Luke, would you like a glass? No, thanks.
Why? You're sure? I'm 100% sure.
But it's free booze. I'm 100% sure.
Andrew, have a glass. Have half a glass, Andrew.
Half for my brother, half. That's okay for my brother.
And Luke, you don't want any?
No. Why? Just a little bit.
There we go. There we go. Come on.
Guess how much do you think I spent?
How much did he spend? I don't know.
Do the expert. Let's do a guess.
I'm going to guess $21,000.
It's going to be difficult for me.
But yeah, around $25,000.
$25,000? I guess $21,000.
You guessed $25,000. What do you guess?
I guessed... No, I think that's about right.
21 to 25, it's got to be something like that.
I agree. 21, 25.
You're the expert. I mean, you're the expert.
You're going to be closer. No, no, no. I'm confused at this moment.
I don't know.
Too many clothes. You must be around that.
You must be around that. Around 25,000.
Nice. Lost more than that run to the bus.
He did lose more than that run to the bus.
Cheers. To Luke.
Not boozing. Coward.
How much is it?
23? 23.
23, 25.
You know what? I was the closest. Well, yeah, yeah.
I said 21 instead of 25.
Exactly in the middle.
Exactly in the middle. Exactly in the middle.
Andrew, pay your bill.
I paid it. 23,000 pounds.
It's a painful bill. There's no light without dark.
There's no joy without pain.
You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.
It's true. That's the way the world works.
Wise men. That's right.
I enjoy wearing them more knowing that they cost so much to buy.
That's how life works.
So here we are at the barbers.
And everyone goes to the barbers. And here we are.
Listen. Listen, all we do is force Luke to booze.
I think we should let Luke choose that.
Luke, what should we do?
Name something a place on Earth we should do.
A place on Earth?
Antarctica. To the South Pole.
Oh, the only place with no women and no drinks and no fun and no sunlight.
Well, no, no, no. There's no fun. There's loads of fun.
It's 24 hours of sunlight because I looked up the North Pole and the North Pole is 24 hours of darkness.
I think we're going to do an Antarctica's right.
All right. Let's go. I'm down.
I'll drink to that.
Going for a long walk. Cheers, Luke.
And I might be some time.
I'm going for a long drink.
I might be some time.
Hey, pick it up.
Pick it up. You've got to choose me. Take off an intro.
This is Luke. This is my cousin.
This is Andrew's cousin. They can come here and drink.
If they want. So Luke, I've got another beer because of you and your haircut.
I know. You're welcome.
You're welcome. Another one.
So many of your couples meet every haircut I ever get for the rest of my life.
If there's free beers?
Absolutely. Can't guarantee that, babe.
But there's a chance. I don't like you.
You do like me. No, I need beer.
I need beer to justify hanging out with you.
They didn't. They said they're free.
You tried to make beer. Well, I tried to pay because I thought they cost money.
You tried to make me pay for free beers.
You tried to get me. Yes.
They wouldn't have lied to you because they're my friends.
But then I got them because I know they give me free beers.
Why do they use the free beers?
I don't know. They should ban you.
I'm dressed like shit. They don't even know what I'm in here.
They should ban you. They should ban you.
Tristan, you're banned.
You can't ban me. Luke, why do you have no hair?
I have transcended hair.
What's transcending name? Transcended.
I've gone past. I've gone beyond.
I do know what he means. I've noticed something about Andrew.
He's been enlightened. I think I figured out why.
Okay. It's true. Hair destroys you.
Look, no offense to both of you.
And you can criticize all of my negative points because I have many.
But I think I might be the happiest man in this car.
No, you have hair. You don't realize.
You're on the wrong spiritual plane. No, but you know what?
You're on the wrong spiritual plane. But Luke, it's all wrong because Andrew looks like an Albanian gangster with no hair.
You... Are not capable of growing a beard.
So you look a bit like a chemotherapy kid.
Correct? No, not correct.
Correct. Yeah, but why is that okay?
Because I've transcended. He's transcended.
No, I agree with Luke. You don't understand.
He's transcended. I've transcended.
Well, you two baldies are going to gang up on me, obviously.
So you're going to admit we've transcended?
Because we have. You're still in the earthly plane.
Yeah, he is. Earthly plane.
I like that. Why stay there?
You can just enlighten. Yeah, just float.
From now on, I don't talk to bold people.
Just float up. Excuse me, driver.
I don't talk to these two anymore.
You're the only guy I'm talking to because I don't talk to bold people anymore.
They're both losers and I can't talk to them anymore.
Why do you guys do this?
Do what? What do you mean do what?
Luke. Luke.
You guys keep buying cars and loads of shit.
It's a non-stop shopping.
How much do you spend? I made 6.5 million dollars on a coin called Shiba, which is based after a dog.
Money's not real. The financial system is broken in every single possible way.
If I can make 6.5 million dollars because of a dog coin, Then I should spend it on shit.
Because that's shit money from a shit place and it needs to be spent on shit.
Do you agree? Alright, I do agree that money's not real.
But this can't be the answer.
It is the answer, Luke. Is this inflation?
Is it just you keep buying all of it so you guys are outbidding each other.
Just people like you.
Exactly. You can't do this.
▲
Export Selection