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July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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CAMPING ATTACK | Tate Confidential Ep. 121
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BOOZE CASE Booze?
Booze case?
Booze case, the case full of booze.
What do you mean, what do I mean?
Four bottles of Johnny Walker Black Label, six of vodka, a bottle of Fruitska Vita, It's a bunch of booze, smokes and...
Yeah, smokes, well, sorry, it's a booze and spice.
What shall ever take?
What shall ever take?
What shall ever take? What shall ever take?
What shall ever take?
Take one for the cheap, Matt.
This is cotton candy. It's a nutritious breakfast drink.
It's called a magic breakfast. Why is it called breakfast?
So it's pure sugar and pure booze.
Yeah, basically. It's poison.
Cheers. Magic breakfast.
Let's go. Can I just say something?
It's fucking delicious. For those who are watching, never let Tristan order you breakfast because this is what happens.
Jewel, I take confidential all the time.
They don't believe me. They think it's a joke.
Why is this called breakfast? It's a magic breakfast joke.
It's not, though, is it? Look, look, the cotton candy disappears.
It's magic. Okay, the magic is there, but it's not a breakfast joke.
That's pure sugar. Nope, not with that.
It's pure, pure sugar.
Cheers, gentlemen. Don't let me order your breakfast.
You're not letting T order your breakfast.
Cheers. I told him I didn't want one.
It doesn't matter. What do you think, we have a few shots for Dave?
Oh, who's Dave?
After the boys relentlessly warning me about the threats of the Eastern European Mafia, it seemed only natural that they decided to drink in a bar named Mafia.
You mean who's Dave? Dave?
I don't know any Dave.
You do know Dave. Here's a chicken soup on.
Jesus. Oh my dear. What the f*** are you doing?
What the f*** are you doing?
Andy T! You're early, man.
Let's go drinking with Dave. Who the f*** is Dave?
Who's Dave? This is a table for two.
Luke, if Dave was here, he'd drink like a hero and fall down the stairs.
The night ended with Andrew's favourite impression of me.
I made some new friends going down the stairs.
Lovely little bloke. Quite forceful.
Although he had enough by this point and, oh, that happened.
Why don't you ever do that? He pulled down those stairs.
No, he pulled down much higher stone stairs and damaged his face for the remainder of the series.
You've never done anything, Matt.
I beg to take confidential, have you?
I did cut my pinkies.
Oh, this is not gonna end, Will.
Please
You did cut your pinkies cried about it for ages about the name baby hands rest of your life I'm just going to go for lunch.
Dave smashed his face into the floor and just carried on being here.
Why'd he do that? Because he was boozing with Tristan.
You need to start doing something like that.
You need to learn from Dave.
I don't need to learn from Dave.
It doesn't sound good. Dave doesn't sound good.
That's how you said that. Shit.
Is Dave going to get me?
He's going to get some of that.
Hey, you got all your stuff?
Yep. Good to do this, please.
It's group supplies, so they must have baggage.
What the fuck is this?
Green.
What do you mean what is that?
It's a booze case.
What do you mean a booze case?
A booze case. A case full of booze.
What do you mean, what do I mean?
A bottle!
Four bottles of Johnny Walker Black Label.
Six of vodka. Bottle of Fruscavicea.
It's a bunch of booze, smokes, and...
Yeah, oh, smokes. No, sorry.
It's a booze and smoke. And Red Bull?
Yeah, booze and smoke. We're going camping.
We're going camping. Yeah, exactly.
That's not, uh, got a group of women.
Got my buck knife on my hip.
Boona.
In case you refuse to carry the booze case.
That's what this is for. So that's what that's for, and this is the booze case?
Yeah, that's the booze case, and this is to make sure you carry this.
And this is the group supplies?
Well, you can have some.
It's mine. But I'll pour you one if you like.
Why would we bring you all this camping?
This isn't normal. Get on the bus.
Ooh, peace. The construction noise from the house is too invasive, so we've decided to evacuate.
Yeah, we're gonna go camping with loads of booze and loads of women.
That's the plan.
It's a great camping adventure.
It's a great camping adventure, that's right.
Women and booze, Luke.
Women and booze. This is loads of booze.
Listen, this is all... Life's always ever been about the same thing.
Women and booze. And they keep using drills when they're renovating our house.
So we're going camping with a bunch of women and Tristan's booze case.
So this is what we do. Even when we go camping.
Exactly. There's always women and booze.
Correct Ah Oh Oh Black label Lucky somebody was smart enough to pack a booze case, isn't it?
Booze sass. Bruce, have you been smoking on this fucking bus?
Oh It's all visual
I'm like, you know into my mind my hands are busy What's up with you guys here? Oh, it's not here by the way It is 9am. Here, someone take it.
Someone take the poison. For now.
You want something to wash my back with? I'm going to mix this, Luke.
I'm going to mix this.
I'm going to take off into Aikido.
It's where they feel the Aikido through the force.
I'm going to mix this.
You want to mix this? Here, wash your back with this.
No thanks.
I'm fine.
Coffee.
We're Catholic, look.
This isn't Catholic.
It's not water. It's not water.
It's vodka. It says vodka on the bottle.
I'm so dizzy, I can't think.
Vodka is Romanian, vodka is Romanian.
Vodka is on the bar.
I'm well hydrated.
I'm well hydrated. I'm well hydrated.
I'm good. You look thirsty.
I don't look dirty. If Tate Confidence could see my face, as they do.
Now we're talking.
I don't want the moose back.
Luke, in this one. Tristan, it's been non-stop shots.
Fucking don't. Booze bag.
This tent. Get the fuck in.
All right. What point?
It's literally been non-stop shots.
Non-stop. Literally no stop.
Yeah? It's been one after the other.
For what? I'm sorry, it's just when did the Tate family retreat?
Look at this beautiful surrounding.
Does it make you want some booze? No.
It makes me not want to booze. Listen, our Tate Confidential viewers will know that we barely hardly ever drink.
They don't. That's a lie.
Tate Confidential viewers will know that we almost never booze.
Is this what camping is?
Is this camping? I'm just cold and drunk.
It's 2.
1.30.
I don't know why I did that.
No.
No.
Oh.
Is this all it is?
This can't be camping.
People love camping.
We're having a great time. No, it's fucking cold!
Thumbs up. This can't be fucking camping.
Camping's supposed to be fun.
I was excited. You need to fuck yourself.
Drink some booze.
Booze night.
Kuba in the Cuba. Kuba is a Jew.
There can't be camping.
No, I don't want no more booze.
No, no, no more booze.
He looked for his boozy knife.
I know who you are.
I saw your eyes go down to where you usually hold your boozy knife.
Never took your eyeball camping.
Rule number one. I failed the group.
This isn't camping.
Here's camping! Camping's fucking ass!
This is shit!
Tristan, it's fucking cold.
My feet are constantly wet because of the snow.
And I'm just getting fucked.
It's because your shoes are wet.
Tristan, what the fuck are you doing?
Camping. Tristan, aren't you cold?
It's got a jacket right here.
It's not Jack, it's fucking Jack Daniels.
Nice hot coffee, up here in the Carpathian Mountains.
It was only minus 7 last night.
I think it's around freezing now.
Perfect weather for camping, you know?
I guess if I were to go back to Dubai like I've done before, get a yacht like I did before, fill up with 30 bitches like I did before, I'm like, oh, it takes rich, it takes rich.
But I'm still rich when I go camping.
I just like camping. It's nice.
There's a little bit of a survival element.
It's hard. I get to be cold.
I have to make a fire. I like it this way.
Don't judge me doing basic things.
Yeah, I fly around on Learjets.
Yeah, you know, travel the world, shooting guns, fucking bitches.
But I also do basic things also.
I'm a man of the people. I come from humble beginnings.
I wasn't born rich. I came from the bottom of the bottom.
And I'm basically the top of the top, ultra high net worth individual.
A person with a net worth in excess of $30 million.
Fruit boy! And I wake up every day fucking happy.
I thank the universe.
Thank you, universe. God, wherever you are out there in the fog, thank you very, very much for giving me what I deserve.
Because I've worked very, very hard to be rich.
And I'm very, very happy I am rich.
Because if I wasn't rich, watching the last two years of fucking chaos would panic me.
If I wasn't rich, these last two years would have me in a fucking tailspin.
They're destroying your currency and they're taking your freedom and they're wrecking your fucking life.
And your dumb ass, broke, isn't sitting there going, fuck, I need to get rich.
You can't get me focused. I find my way out.
Haven't you noticed? Haven't you seen my life?
Court case, court case, court case.
Here I am, camping.
You can't lock me up.
I'm too fucking rich.
You can't tell me to stay home.
I'm too rich. Can't make me wear a mask.
Can't make me get a dance. Can't tell me where to go.
Can't tell me shit because I'm fucking rich.
You fucking slaves.
You peons. If your number one concern right now in your life is to get money into your fucking That can count.
Eternal slavery awaits you.
It awaits you and your entire fucking bloodline.
Get your shit together or you're fucked I'm sorry You
you
It's literally snowing.
It's snowing. You can hear the snow.
If they could feel this.
It's cold. It's ice. Shut the fuck up.
There is no light without dark.
There's no warm without fucking cold.
Sometimes it's cold.
That's how life works. If you ever experience any fucking pain in your life, you'd understand that you sit here in the cold, and you shiver, and you think of, it doesn't matter, because soon I'll be warm again.
Yes, we're fucking cold.
Sorry, Luke. I'm sorry Luke's cold.
Oh, no. It was nice and warm in Chipotle when Luke was working in fucking Chipotle before he flew him across the Atlantic living with his fucking millionaire cousins.
Bought him a Ferrari. Bought you a Ferrari.
Two days in a fucking tent, you're crying your eyes out.
You're not gonna fucking die!
Stop crying! It's cold!
We went fucking camping, it started snowing, we're the lord of fucking earth!
You want me to go up to fucking heaven, fix the clouds?
Fuck you! It's cold!
So what? We'll be cold if we have a fucking straightener, you dickhead!
Snow straightener? If you're so fucking cold, we'll go out to the fucking cold right now, I'll knock you out!
Fucking cold, you cunt!
Shut the fuck up!
I'm not even cold. What are we doing?
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