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July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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TORNADO AIKIDO STYLE | Tate Confidential Ep. 118
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I wanna say mama, mama, I got a chunky, I want it, too. Yes, sir, I'm...
Good shot, man, good take!
Good shot, man, good take!
They can't gonna take that.
Tristan, what are you doing?
You're not gonna die, Luke.
Stop complaining. Why is it always booze?
You can't just drive Ferraris and booze.
It's gin and tonic. Yeah, booze.
Do you want your driver to be refreshed and happy?
Yes or no? Sort of.
You know what you can do, Luke?
The only way to alleviate your tensions and your fucking crybabyness about me drinking and driving is to have a little drink yourself.
Take the edge off. Got one for you.
I remember you did.
How do you find it? Crack that open.
I said I wanted water.
So? This is better.
It's more expensive.
If water is £1 and gin and tonic is £5, which one's better?
Drink up.
Call the top, bitch, get in my car.
Got my seat in the front, got no seat in the front.
Got a couple of dope, bitch, get in my car.
Don't tell me you don't know that I'm sick.
Marcel, you can't just keep ordering fucking gin and tonics and stiff drinks.
Why? Why?
Why? He just keeps doing it.
Yeah, of course. Why?
Today in the car, I mastered tornado style.
You weren't there. I wasn't there.
I'm a master of tornado style.
You understand? So I do my Aikido so quickly that it creates a vortex.
Like a tornado. It goes high into the sky.
We need to agree, eggs ain't real so I can go.
I'm tired of this. Sign?
Where? Here? Eggs aren't real.
Okay. Looks like it came to an agreement, my friend.
Thank you very much. Tornado style?
Tornado style. My tornado style was so fierce, I got the police to sign a contract admitting that eggs are not real.
It was that fierce.
I actually got the police to sign a contract admitting that eggs are not real.
Si. Marcel, you were there.
Si. I said, eggs are not real, senor.
Sign here. Let me sign it.
He signed it. So it's...
Ni no hablo tornado styler.
Ni no hablo tornado styler.
Ni no hablo tornado styler. I let him know that I was going to get him.
He signed away.
So now it's official. It's official.
Powers to be of admitted, eggs are not real.
Eggs are not real. Eggs are not real.
Rumpol you need to boom with the eggs are not real like with celebration.
Yeah, end of episode.
I'm going to do the King of Nothing part.
He's going to win.
Yeah, he's going to win.
Marcel, Tristan's a machine.
What? He's a machine, Marcel.
Marcel, he's a pure machine.
You know what though?
This bottle's actually two.
Who's got the one glass? Where's Ken?
Ken had a glass. You had a glass?
No, no. You have a glass?
No, the bottle.
Give me the glass, I'll impress you.
Ross, give me that glass, I'll impress you.
Give me that glass, I'm gonna impress you.
He will impress you.
Give me the glass, I'm gonna impress you.
You ready? It's the one glass that we all have, yeah?
So I'm gonna pour myself a mixed drink, yeah?
Woah, no no no no.
No, Tristan's a superhero.
You guys have no clue. Tristan's literally a superhero.
He's a superhero.
He's a superhero. He's a superhero.
One stone.
One stone.
You won't have to carry him, Marcel.
He's a superhero. How does he wave?
What are we doing?
Bye!
Rolls Royce. Aikido?
Rolls Royce. No, but you can't just take private jets to go wherever and buy new cars all the time.
We already bought the car, Luke.
You have to go get it. You can't.
Just buy cars and not collect them.
That's worse than buying them and going to collect them.
Yes, we've got to go get it. Drive all 20 minutes, board.
Wait, we just did a whole Europe trip.
That's what we just finished.
Welcome to the real world. We're going to make school.
What else can we do with the roles?
I'll drive it home. Don't they truck it?
Why don't I buy a car to truck it?
There's no ceremony.
Buying a car to put it on a truck for the truck to drive the car doesn't make any sense.
So we're going to do all this dumb shit we just did basically again.
I hope you're ready for some boozing.
I'm not sure I can go again.
Boozing? Marcel, are you coming?
I can't come, guys.
Why? I actually can't keep out with you guys.
I don't know how you guys do it. Tornado style.
Tornado style. You know what's funny about private jets?
They literally never ask you to wear a mask ever.
In Spain's mask ass. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, they don't play that.
Yeah. It's almost as if they know something.
I know rich people don't play fucking stupid games Yeah, no, let's remember this Tank Confidential might not know this man.
This man is a champion!
And here we are.
Hey Marcel, you ever heard this?
Oh, oh, the sweet sound of...
Why am I being peer pressure?
Because we don't like you.
Because we don't like you.
We don't like you. You started all this shit first day.
No, you started me.
And I said, listen, this is my life.
You bought this book. You do think this ends.
No, no, they don't realize.
Every day, it never ends.
It never ends. You do need this different.
You need a stiff drink. I remember you always saying you need a stiff drink.
Yeah, he did say that lots of times.
Loads of times. Loads of times.
What do you mean disgusting? It's a nice stiff drink.
It is a stiff drink. With a slug of gin in the morning for breakfast.
Can't go wrong. We haven't even had breakfast.
That is breakfast.
Yeah, I haven't had breakfast. I just had breakfast.
No, no, no. I've had breakfast because mine's gone.
Hey, tell me. Do something terrible.
I'm gonna let them know. I'm not as fast as these two, but I can still do it.
All three sides.
Yeah! No, we haven't filmed.
They all know.
Try the hot chocolate.
Maybe it'll help. Oh, Marcel, you feel it, don't you?
I do. I know. I've been there.
This is me. Welcome to the beach club, but he was hammered.
He was the coolest guy in the world.
Coming up to me going...
What are you doing?
Go away! I thought this day was the day where we get to relax.
Oh! Marcel!
Marcel! This is our life.
This is our life. No, it wasn't an episode.
It wasn't like a quick, ah!
This is un-normal.
Yeah, I feel like wasn't fairly brief.
No!
Sorry.
You've known me for 15 years.
Now imagine back in the day when we used to hang out.
We'd say, okay, if 15 years you're gonna be hanging out with Tristan and he's worth $20 million you don't think that this one...
I know, I know.
You should know. Drink your booze.
He said, there are four more coming.
They did order four more.
I smell it.
you Alright, so I understand your guys' side now when you bully me.
Yeah, this is fun. Yeah, this is fun.
Yeah, this is quite fun. This is great.
This is quite fun. I will never ever stop.
I know. This is quite fun.
For the rest of your life. Super fun. You know the worst thing?
Me and you have got the hardest to leave.
I know. Get to sit here and chill.
Listen to this. You're only as good as your last drink.
Marcelo, you are only enthusiastic.
Did you ever think that, you know, 15 minutes...
Hello.
Hi, how are you?
Wonderful, how are you?
Thank you.
My colleague told me that you wanted some more...
Four more gin and tonic, yes.
Four more gin and tonic.
And one cappuccino.
And one cappuccino.
Thank you.
Every saying you've made as a child has come back to fuck me over.
You need a stiff drink. I feel like you need a stiff drink.
You kept saying it. You do need a stiff drink.
I'm worried. You're looking better now.
Looking much healthier.
Nice. No, hot chocolate.
Coffee does help.
Coffee.
He drinks hot chocolate.
Yo, you were chillin'.
Chase, how the fuck have you done this?
We've done alright. We've done okay.
No, you've done- It's alright, isn't it?
It's crazy. It's crazy that my friend- I need a stiff drink.
I need a stiff drink. What do you mean you need a stiff drink?
We just had three stiff drinks.
Oh, three drinks?
Yeah, I'm out. It's 10 a.m.
It's 10 a.m. We had four stiff drinks.
Fuck. I eat a stiff drink.
I remember the first time I drank.
Like your cousin. Your cousin?
Not my cousin. Marcel, what's your cousin doing?
You've got my cousin. Marcel, we're in this together.
To be fair, you are both cousins today.
Right now, how you're going on about the stiff drinks, and you are cousins.
I'm not sure how you guys do it.
I don't know either, Marcel.
Yeah. Nah, this shit's real.
100%. I don't lie. No, Marcel, the funny thing is they all want to come.
Everyone thinks it's easy.
They think it's easy. This is the worst thing.
I'm going to sleep and then I'm going to chat shit tomorrow.
Bro, that was messing it up.
Bro, non-stop.
And then I'm going to message you guys and chat shit tomorrow.
Yeah, that's true. Now you need us to three.
But bro, bro, when you do that shit and I send a plane ticket to you, then what are you going to do?
Then what are you going to do? I have no choice.
Oh, Marcel. I got to board the plane.
Marcel, the plane ticket is going to come.
The plane ticket is going to come.
I'll send the jet. Yeah.
Oh, oh, he wants the booze.
So now Marcel's pouring drinks.
You think you can take me on Marcel?
You think you can take me off? The glass has changed now.
Marcel, no, Marcel.
Marcel, but the altitude's changed.
You don't know about drinking in altitude?
I do. Marcella, how many times have you been at this altitude?
At least...
Zero times. Listen, when I do tornado style, the first thing I do is I go up to the altitude.
To check. To check.
It's the space. When I go back down, and then boom, boom.
Boom, boom. I send them up.
What you have to understand is that this plane is actually powered.
You didn't see me do it earlier.
You can thank me later. By the whirlwind of my aikido, create a vortex.
Every time. That sucks the plane into the sky.
And, on top of that, eggs ain't real.
Marcel! But he don't need his glass, apparently.
He don't need his glass.
Sorry, I'm not an amateur.
Take over that, Joe. I do wish you could see my face.
It's pure pain from watching it.
I didn't even drink it yet.
No mixer, thank you very much.
I don't do cocktails.
I don't do cocktails.
Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, but if people make some...
I'm going to take my mixer as well.
I'm responsible for the plane's life.
Hortems. Here we go.
Hortems. Have they got hot chocolate?
Hot chocolate? No.
Hot chocolate? Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no. Marcel, on this plane, there's already hot chocolate.
Where's your head? That was good.
You understand me? That was good.
You understand me? That was good. Already here.
Listen, I walk in the club.
I go up to a bitch.
I'm like...
What's up?
What's up?
Little pony, little pony I'm a little pony When I lay up on my back I go choo choo choo choo choo choo choo Yes sir, I'm human feet I'm a tiger, I'm a hamster I'm a tiger, I'm a hamster I go choo choo choo choo choo choo choo Where's he gone?
You haven't seen that one yet.
Can you do that move?
Can you do that move? Why do black people have rhythm?
It's hot chocolate.
What's up? Why are you pouring coffee?
I'm Brad Justice.
I'm waking up.
I'm Brad Justice for my next stiff drink.
That's a stiff drink. Marcel.
Kirsten said he can beat me.
Marcel. He's gonna beat me.
No, no, he said that.
Marcel, the altitude.
The altitude changes the game.
You're gonna lose. No, to the negative.
It makes each drink worse.
Better. I don't need salt and pepper on anything.
What does that mean? Nothing you do makes sense.
No, he's not.
He's back to the bar.
Fuck! Shit! That means he's drunk.
That means he's drunk. That means he's drunk.
He's drunk. He's drunk.
He's drunk. It's been non-stop drinking.
You don't even want to drink.
You don't want to drink.
Where's Marcel? Listen.
Marcel! Welcome to the real world, Luke.
The big school.
Screw Barsell.
So I'm going for lunch, and Andrew wanted to stay for lunch.
What did he just order us? We're just three gins on us.
What costs more, this suit, this tracksuit, or Luke's existence?
That is a very easy question to answer.
I'm not sure Luke's life is worth that tracksuit to me.
What I need to do is I need to get my bare hands and tear the fabric of space-time.
Okay. And then we can go through it.
And that will allow us to be in more places at once.
So we can simul-booze.
Luke, can you agree that the odds of him thinking he's pulled that off increase with every gin and tonic we drink?
I do. I agree. So we could be boozing in two places at once, which will combine into the ether of the atmosphere, and the cells in our bodies will double-detect the booze to make us stronger than we've ever been.
So I just need to find a handle in space-time.
There's air around it.
I can't really grab it. We need to go out into London.
Start drinking until I find it.
All the power ripped through.
Go find a handle in space-time.
That's what we need to do.
So that's the mission today.
I'm in. That's the mission.
Our life is just a massive whirlwind of dumb shit.
We came here for coffee. Tristan bought a Rolls Royce.
And now we're back here for coffee after driving around Spain in supercars to collect the same Rolls Royce.
Why? It doesn't make sense, does it?
Tristan, explain this to me.
We like coffee? I think there's a problem.
Due to the fact that I think what's happened is we've become super, super rich and we feel like the only thing that's left that stimulates us is spending huge sums of money.
We need to go to a psychiatrist and we need to work out why we cannot be happy just, you know, working a normal nine-to-five.
Okay, so I'll put you to the psychiatrist, but when you go to the psychiatrist, just hand me the bank cards in the meantime.
I'll hold the fort. Yep.
Who's the most expensive psychiatrist in the world?
I think we should get them. I can get the most expensive.
I think we should. Tell him to fuck himself.
Yeah. Book him for 12 hours a day, every single day.
I never try not. Call him a loser.
He is a loser. Frederick, he's a loser.
Good point. All right. This is good.
I think we're making progress.
All right. Next day, COVID-19 is going to have therapy.
Nice. What are you guys doing?
Oh, this. You never seen this before.
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