Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - TORNADO AIKIDO STYLE | Tate Confidential Ep. 118
Aired: 2022-07-26
Duration: 21:34


=== Part Win, King Nothing (04:47) ===

[00:00:02]  I wanna say mama, mama, I got a chunky, I want it, too. Yes, sir, I'm...
[00:00:07]  Good shot, man, good take!
[00:00:09]  Good shot, man, good take!
[00:00:20]  They can't gonna take that.
[00:00:26]  Tristan, what are you doing?
[00:00:37]  You're not gonna die, Luke.
[00:00:39]  Stop complaining. Why is it always booze?
[00:00:44]  You can't just drive Ferraris and booze.
[00:00:46]  It's gin and tonic. Yeah, booze.
[00:00:49]  Do you want your driver to be refreshed and happy?
[00:00:54]  Yes or no? Sort of.
[00:00:56]  You know what you can do, Luke?
[00:00:58]  The only way to alleviate your tensions and your fucking crybabyness about me drinking and driving is to have a little drink yourself.
[00:01:06]  Take the edge off. Got one for you.
[00:01:08]  I remember you did.
[00:01:09]  How do you find it? Crack that open.
[00:01:14]  I said I wanted water.
[00:01:16]  So? This is better.
[00:01:19]  It's more expensive.
[00:01:20]  If water is £1 and gin and tonic is £5, which one's better?
[00:01:23]  Drink up.
[00:01:30]  Call the top, bitch, get in my car.
[00:01:32]  Got my seat in the front, got no seat in the front.
[00:01:35]  Got a couple of dope, bitch, get in my car.
[00:01:39]  Don't tell me you don't know that I'm sick.
[00:01:57]  Marcel, you can't just keep ordering fucking gin and tonics and stiff drinks.
[00:02:01]  Why? Why?
[00:02:03]  Why? He just keeps doing it.
[00:02:05]  Yeah, of course. Why?
[00:02:08]  Today in the car, I mastered tornado style.
[00:02:10]  You weren't there. I wasn't there.
[00:02:13]  I'm a master of tornado style.
[00:02:17]  You understand? So I do my Aikido so quickly that it creates a vortex.
[00:02:21]  Like a tornado. It goes high into the sky.
[00:02:24]  We need to agree, eggs ain't real so I can go.
[00:02:30]  I'm tired of this. Sign?
[00:02:34]  Where? Here? Eggs aren't real.
[00:02:36]  Okay. Looks like it came to an agreement, my friend.
[00:02:40]  Thank you very much. Tornado style?
[00:02:44]  Tornado style. My tornado style was so fierce, I got the police to sign a contract admitting that eggs are not real.
[00:02:52]  It was that fierce.
[00:02:54]  I actually got the police to sign a contract admitting that eggs are not real.
[00:02:58]  Si. Marcel, you were there.
[00:03:01]  Si. I said, eggs are not real, senor.
[00:03:05]  Sign here. Let me sign it.
[00:03:07]  He signed it. So it's...
[00:03:09]  Ni no hablo tornado styler.
[00:03:14]  Ni no hablo tornado styler.
[00:03:15]  Ni no hablo tornado styler. I let him know that I was going to get him.
[00:03:18]  He signed away.
[00:03:19]  So now it's official. It's official.
[00:03:22]  Powers to be of admitted, eggs are not real.
[00:03:24]  Eggs are not real. Eggs are not real.
[00:03:27]  Rumpol you need to boom with the eggs are not real like with celebration.
[00:03:31]  Yeah, end of episode.
[00:03:33]  I'm going to do the King of Nothing part.
[00:03:40]  He's going to win.
[00:03:47]  Yeah, he's going to win.

=== Stiff Drinks and Superheroes (14:33) ===

[00:04:49]  Marcel, Tristan's a machine.
[00:04:51]  What? He's a machine, Marcel.
[00:04:54]  Marcel, he's a pure machine.
[00:05:00]  You know what though?
[00:05:01]  This bottle's actually two.
[00:05:03]  Who's got the one glass? Where's Ken?
[00:05:05]  Ken had a glass. You had a glass?
[00:05:07]  No, no. You have a glass?
[00:05:10]  No, the bottle.
[00:05:12]  Give me the glass, I'll impress you.
[00:05:16]  Ross, give me that glass, I'll impress you.
[00:05:17]  Give me that glass, I'm gonna impress you.
[00:05:19]  He will impress you.
[00:05:21]  Give me the glass, I'm gonna impress you.
[00:05:22]  You ready? It's the one glass that we all have, yeah?
[00:05:24]  So I'm gonna pour myself a mixed drink, yeah?
[00:05:26]  Woah, no no no no.
[00:05:33]  No, Tristan's a superhero.
[00:05:35]  You guys have no clue. Tristan's literally a superhero.
[00:05:42]  He's a superhero.
[00:05:45]  He's a superhero. He's a superhero.
[00:05:53]  One stone.
[00:05:56]  One stone.
[00:06:00]  You won't have to carry him, Marcel.
[00:06:01]  He's a superhero. How does he wave?
[00:06:03]  What are we doing?
[00:06:13]  Bye!
[00:06:14]  Rolls Royce. Aikido?
[00:06:16]  Rolls Royce. No, but you can't just take private jets to go wherever and buy new cars all the time.
[00:06:22]  We already bought the car, Luke.
[00:06:24]  You have to go get it. You can't.
[00:06:27]  Just buy cars and not collect them.
[00:06:29]  That's worse than buying them and going to collect them.
[00:06:31]  Yes, we've got to go get it. Drive all 20 minutes, board.
[00:06:36]  Wait, we just did a whole Europe trip.
[00:06:39]  That's what we just finished.
[00:06:40]  Welcome to the real world. We're going to make school.
[00:06:43]  What else can we do with the roles?
[00:06:45]  I'll drive it home. Don't they truck it?
[00:06:49]  Why don't I buy a car to truck it?
[00:06:50]  There's no ceremony.
[00:06:52]  Buying a car to put it on a truck for the truck to drive the car doesn't make any sense.
[00:06:57]  So we're going to do all this dumb shit we just did basically again.
[00:07:01]  I hope you're ready for some boozing.
[00:07:03]  I'm not sure I can go again.
[00:07:04]  Boozing? Marcel, are you coming?
[00:07:07]  I can't come, guys.
[00:07:09]  Why? I actually can't keep out with you guys.
[00:07:12]  I don't know how you guys do it. Tornado style.
[00:07:14]  Tornado style. You know what's funny about private jets?
[00:07:21]  They literally never ask you to wear a mask ever.
[00:07:24]  In Spain's mask ass. Yeah, that's true.
[00:07:26]  Yeah, they don't play that.
[00:07:29]  Yeah. It's almost as if they know something.
[00:07:34]  I know rich people don't play fucking stupid games Yeah, no, let's remember this Tank Confidential might not know this man.
[00:07:50]  This man is a champion!
[00:08:33]  And here we are.
[00:08:35]  Hey Marcel, you ever heard this?
[00:08:37]  Oh, oh, the sweet sound of...
[00:08:44]  Why am I being peer pressure?
[00:08:47]  Because we don't like you.
[00:08:48]  Because we don't like you.
[00:08:51]  We don't like you. You started all this shit first day.
[00:08:54]  No, you started me.
[00:08:56]  And I said, listen, this is my life.
[00:08:58]  You bought this book. You do think this ends.
[00:09:00]  No, no, they don't realize.
[00:09:03]  Every day, it never ends.
[00:09:05]  It never ends. You do need this different.
[00:09:10]  You need a stiff drink. I remember you always saying you need a stiff drink.
[00:09:13]  Yeah, he did say that lots of times.
[00:09:15]  Loads of times. Loads of times.
[00:09:17]  What do you mean disgusting? It's a nice stiff drink.
[00:09:20]  It is a stiff drink. With a slug of gin in the morning for breakfast.
[00:09:25]  Can't go wrong. We haven't even had breakfast.
[00:09:29]  That is breakfast.
[00:09:31]  Yeah, I haven't had breakfast. I just had breakfast.
[00:09:32]  No, no, no. I've had breakfast because mine's gone.
[00:09:36]  Hey, tell me. Do something terrible.
[00:09:42]  I'm gonna let them know. I'm not as fast as these two, but I can still do it.
[00:09:49]  All three sides.
[00:09:52]  Yeah! No, we haven't filmed.
[00:09:56]  They all know.
[00:09:59]  Try the hot chocolate.
[00:10:04]  Maybe it'll help. Oh, Marcel, you feel it, don't you?
[00:10:16]  I do. I know. I've been there.
[00:10:18]  This is me. Welcome to the beach club, but he was hammered.
[00:10:26]  He was the coolest guy in the world.
[00:10:28]  Coming up to me going...
[00:10:30]  What are you doing?
[00:10:36]  Go away! I thought this day was the day where we get to relax.
[00:10:47]  Oh! Marcel!
[00:10:49]  Marcel! This is our life.
[00:10:52]  This is our life. No, it wasn't an episode.
[00:10:55]  It wasn't like a quick, ah!
[00:10:58]  This is un-normal.
[00:11:00]  Yeah, I feel like wasn't fairly brief.
[00:11:01]  No!
[00:11:03]  Sorry.
[00:11:05]  You've known me for 15 years.
[00:11:07]  Now imagine back in the day when we used to hang out.
[00:11:11]  We'd say, okay, if 15 years you're gonna be hanging out with Tristan and he's worth $20 million you don't think that this one...
[00:11:17]  I know, I know.
[00:11:19]  You should know. Drink your booze.
[00:11:21]  He said, there are four more coming.
[00:11:23]  They did order four more.
[00:11:25]  I smell it.
[00:11:27]  you Alright, so I understand your guys' side now when you bully me.
[00:11:31]  Yeah, this is fun. Yeah, this is fun.
[00:11:33]  Yeah, this is quite fun. This is great.
[00:11:34]  This is quite fun. I will never ever stop.
[00:11:36]  I know. This is quite fun.
[00:11:38]  For the rest of your life. Super fun. You know the worst thing?
[00:11:44]  Me and you have got the hardest to leave.
[00:11:45]  I know. Get to sit here and chill.
[00:11:48]  Listen to this. You're only as good as your last drink.
[00:11:51]  Marcelo, you are only enthusiastic.
[00:11:54]  Did you ever think that, you know, 15 minutes...
[00:11:58]  Hello.
[00:11:58]  Hi, how are you?
[00:11:59]  Wonderful, how are you?
[00:12:01]  Thank you.
[00:12:02]  My colleague told me that you wanted some more...
[00:12:04]  Four more gin and tonic, yes.
[00:12:05]  Four more gin and tonic.
[00:12:06]  And one cappuccino.
[00:12:07]  And one cappuccino.
[00:12:08]  Thank you.
[00:12:09]  Every saying you've made as a child has come back to fuck me over.
[00:12:18]  You need a stiff drink. I feel like you need a stiff drink.
[00:12:23]  You kept saying it. You do need a stiff drink.
[00:12:24]  I'm worried. You're looking better now.
[00:12:29]  Looking much healthier.
[00:12:30]  Nice. No, hot chocolate.
[00:12:34]  Coffee does help.
[00:12:36]  Coffee.
[00:12:38]  He drinks hot chocolate.
[00:12:40]  Yo, you were chillin'.
[00:13:02]  Chase, how the fuck have you done this?
[00:13:05]  We've done alright. We've done okay.
[00:13:08]  No, you've done- It's alright, isn't it?
[00:13:09]  It's crazy. It's crazy that my friend- I need a stiff drink.
[00:13:16]  I need a stiff drink. What do you mean you need a stiff drink?
[00:13:18]  We just had three stiff drinks.
[00:13:20]  Oh, three drinks?
[00:13:21]  Yeah, I'm out. It's 10 a.m.
[00:13:24]  It's 10 a.m. We had four stiff drinks.
[00:13:28]  Fuck. I eat a stiff drink.
[00:13:31]  I remember the first time I drank.
[00:13:34]  Like your cousin. Your cousin?
[00:13:36]  Not my cousin. Marcel, what's your cousin doing?
[00:13:39]  You've got my cousin. Marcel, we're in this together.
[00:13:41]  To be fair, you are both cousins today.
[00:13:44]  Right now, how you're going on about the stiff drinks, and you are cousins.
[00:13:48]  I'm not sure how you guys do it.
[00:13:52]  I don't know either, Marcel.
[00:13:53]  Yeah. Nah, this shit's real.
[00:13:56]  100%. I don't lie. No, Marcel, the funny thing is they all want to come.
[00:14:01]  Everyone thinks it's easy.
[00:14:03]  They think it's easy. This is the worst thing.
[00:14:05]  I'm going to sleep and then I'm going to chat shit tomorrow.
[00:14:09]  Bro, that was messing it up.
[00:14:11]  Bro, non-stop.
[00:14:13]  And then I'm going to message you guys and chat shit tomorrow.
[00:14:16]  Yeah, that's true. Now you need us to three.
[00:14:19]  But bro, bro, when you do that shit and I send a plane ticket to you, then what are you going to do?
[00:14:24]  Then what are you going to do? I have no choice.
[00:14:26]  Oh, Marcel. I got to board the plane.
[00:14:28]  Marcel, the plane ticket is going to come.
[00:14:30]  The plane ticket is going to come.
[00:14:31]  I'll send the jet. Yeah.
[00:14:33]  Oh, oh, he wants the booze.
[00:14:36]  So now Marcel's pouring drinks.
[00:14:38]  You think you can take me on Marcel?
[00:14:39]  You think you can take me off? The glass has changed now.
[00:14:41]  Marcel, no, Marcel.
[00:14:43]  Marcel, but the altitude's changed.
[00:14:46]  You don't know about drinking in altitude?
[00:14:48]  I do. Marcella, how many times have you been at this altitude?
[00:14:51]  At least...
[00:14:54]  Zero times. Listen, when I do tornado style, the first thing I do is I go up to the altitude.
[00:15:00]  To check. To check.
[00:15:01]  It's the space. When I go back down, and then boom, boom.
[00:15:05]  Boom, boom. I send them up.
[00:15:06]  What you have to understand is that this plane is actually powered.
[00:15:09]  You didn't see me do it earlier.
[00:15:11]  You can thank me later. By the whirlwind of my aikido, create a vortex.
[00:15:16]  Every time. That sucks the plane into the sky.
[00:15:19]  And, on top of that, eggs ain't real.
[00:15:26]  Marcel! But he don't need his glass, apparently.
[00:15:30]  He don't need his glass.
[00:15:32]  Sorry, I'm not an amateur.
[00:15:33]  Take over that, Joe. I do wish you could see my face.
[00:15:36]  It's pure pain from watching it.
[00:15:38]  I didn't even drink it yet.
[00:15:40]  No mixer, thank you very much.
[00:15:42]  I don't do cocktails.
[00:15:44]  I don't do cocktails.
[00:15:46]  Ha ha ha ha!
[00:15:48]  Yeah, but if people make some...
[00:15:50]  I'm going to take my mixer as well.
[00:15:52]  I'm responsible for the plane's life.
[00:15:55]  Hortems. Here we go.
[00:15:57]  Hortems. Have they got hot chocolate?
[00:16:05]  Hot chocolate? No.
[00:16:08]  Hot chocolate? Yeah, yeah.
[00:16:10]  No, no, no, no, no. Marcel, on this plane, there's already hot chocolate.
[00:16:20]  Where's your head? That was good.
[00:16:23]  You understand me? That was good.
[00:16:24]  You understand me? That was good. Already here.
[00:16:26]  Listen, I walk in the club.
[00:16:28]  I go up to a bitch.
[00:16:29]  I'm like...
[00:16:31]  What's up?
[00:16:33]  What's up?
[00:16:35]  Little pony, little pony I'm a little pony When I lay up on my back I go choo choo choo choo choo choo choo Yes sir, I'm human feet I'm a tiger, I'm a hamster I'm a tiger, I'm a hamster I go choo choo choo choo choo choo choo Where's he gone?
[00:16:52]  You haven't seen that one yet.
[00:16:54]  Can you do that move?
[00:16:55]  Can you do that move? Why do black people have rhythm?
[00:17:02]  It's hot chocolate.
[00:17:05]  What's up? Why are you pouring coffee?
[00:17:09]  I'm Brad Justice.
[00:17:10]  I'm waking up.
[00:17:12]  I'm Brad Justice for my next stiff drink.
[00:17:14]  That's a stiff drink. Marcel.
[00:17:18]  Kirsten said he can beat me.
[00:17:22]  Marcel. He's gonna beat me.
[00:17:24]  No, no, he said that.
[00:17:25]  Marcel, the altitude.
[00:17:28]  The altitude changes the game.
[00:17:30]  You're gonna lose. No, to the negative.
[00:17:32]  It makes each drink worse.
[00:17:35]  Better. I don't need salt and pepper on anything.
[00:17:40]  What does that mean? Nothing you do makes sense.
[00:17:45]  No, he's not.
[00:17:47]  He's back to the bar.
[00:17:49]  Fuck! Shit! That means he's drunk.
[00:17:51]  That means he's drunk. That means he's drunk.
[00:17:55]  He's drunk. He's drunk.
[00:17:59]  He's drunk. It's been non-stop drinking.
[00:18:39]  You don't even want to drink.
[00:18:41]  You don't want to drink.
[00:18:43]  Where's Marcel? Listen.
[00:18:46]  Marcel! Welcome to the real world, Luke.
[00:18:53]  The big school.
[00:18:55]  Screw Barsell.
[00:18:59]  So I'm going for lunch, and Andrew wanted to stay for lunch.
[00:19:06]  What did he just order us? We're just three gins on us.
[00:19:10]  What costs more, this suit, this tracksuit, or Luke's existence?
[00:19:16]  That is a very easy question to answer.
[00:19:20]  I'm not sure Luke's life is worth that tracksuit to me.

=== Find the Space-Time Handle (02:11) ===

[00:19:23]  What I need to do is I need to get my bare hands and tear the fabric of space-time.
[00:19:28]  Okay. And then we can go through it.
[00:19:32]  And that will allow us to be in more places at once.
[00:19:34]  So we can simul-booze.
[00:19:36]  Luke, can you agree that the odds of him thinking he's pulled that off increase with every gin and tonic we drink?
[00:19:42]  I do. I agree. So we could be boozing in two places at once, which will combine into the ether of the atmosphere, and the cells in our bodies will double-detect the booze to make us stronger than we've ever been.
[00:19:55]  So I just need to find a handle in space-time.
[00:19:58]  There's air around it.
[00:19:59]  I can't really grab it. We need to go out into London.
[00:20:02]  Start drinking until I find it.
[00:20:05]  All the power ripped through.
[00:20:09]  Go find a handle in space-time.
[00:20:10]  That's what we need to do.
[00:20:12]  So that's the mission today.
[00:20:13]  I'm in. That's the mission.
[00:20:18]  Our life is just a massive whirlwind of dumb shit.
[00:20:23]  We came here for coffee. Tristan bought a Rolls Royce.
[00:20:26]  And now we're back here for coffee after driving around Spain in supercars to collect the same Rolls Royce.
[00:20:31]  Why? It doesn't make sense, does it?
[00:20:33]  Tristan, explain this to me.
[00:20:35]  We like coffee? I think there's a problem.
[00:20:40]  Due to the fact that I think what's happened is we've become super, super rich and we feel like the only thing that's left that stimulates us is spending huge sums of money.
[00:20:50]  We need to go to a psychiatrist and we need to work out why we cannot be happy just, you know, working a normal nine-to-five.
[00:20:57]  Okay, so I'll put you to the psychiatrist, but when you go to the psychiatrist, just hand me the bank cards in the meantime.
[00:21:03]  I'll hold the fort. Yep.
[00:21:05]  Who's the most expensive psychiatrist in the world?
[00:21:08]  I think we should get them. I can get the most expensive.
[00:21:10]  I think we should. Tell him to fuck himself.
[00:21:12]  Yeah. Book him for 12 hours a day, every single day.
[00:21:15]  I never try not. Call him a loser.
[00:21:17]  He is a loser. Frederick, he's a loser.
[00:21:19]  Good point. All right. This is good.
[00:21:22]  I think we're making progress.
[00:21:23]  All right. Next day, COVID-19 is going to have therapy.
[00:21:25]  Nice. What are you guys doing?
[00:21:33]  Oh, this. You never seen this before.