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July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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PROOF EGGS AREN'T REAL | Tate Confidential Ep. 116
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Do you see dice?
Any dice on this table?
Is there any dice on this table?
No guys, this ain't a fucking game.
No, this ain't a game.
Take confidentiality.
Transfer under the embassy network self subsidised police car accompanied by a crew of bloodthirsty
I'm driving a Ferrari F12 through Spain.
I'm going to the Pyrenees Mountains.
I'm going to tear it up all the way to Marbella.
After Marbella, I've got to fly back on a private jet to London, pick up the Rolls-Royce Tristan bar, get in the Rolls, drive to Warsaw, Poland, where I left my 812 Superfast.
I've been sitting there for six months. Get in that,
drive back to Romania and get home just in time to relax for a week before I go to Ukraine, Kiev for the Operator Summit, the War Room Summit.
I don't understand how you've met.
And this is a message to all men on Twitter.
This is not just the people who follow me.
I see people with big Twitter accounts, big following.
How you live an existence so mundane.
Where is your action?
Where's your adventure? If you look at my feed, it's non-stop adventure.
If you guys are just like, I went to the gym, I read a book, gonna cook dinner now.
What the fuck are you doing with your fucking life?
You're a man. And the most masculine essence is to seek risk, to seek adventure.
That's what you're supposed to do as a man.
This is why I never believed the corona shit when all you did, did.
You ate it up and lapped it up because you've been conditioned to start thinking like a female.
Safety. Oh, let me just look after the kids.
Oh, duh, duh, duh. Men, we're not supposed to be safe.
We're supposed to get in cars with a hangover and drive as fast as humanly possible across foreign lands looking for pussies.
That's what we're supposed to do.
I really am amazed that when I look on the Twitter feeds of all these other people who are successful, all of their lives are brutally mundane.
Brutally! And they can say, oh, but I'm just happy reading a book.
Well, that's good for you. You're just happy reading a book.
But if you're going to go through life and you're not going to seek adventure and take risks, as I do, permanently, then you need to accept a part of you has become feminine.
That's the reality, because they're out here doing shit.
It's not a big deal.
It's just a reality.
It's a reality.
It can't do it! It can't do it!
I'm kicking the fuck out of this MTL. They changed something to it, so it just simply cannot handle the turns.
Superfast better? Yeah, Superfast takes us all day.
You keep saying they're my mates, they're your mates.
Look, who are all your friends? These are all your friends.
Look at them. I thought nobody liked you.
Ah, you know whose fucking friends they are?
Fucking Tristan's.
They're Tristan's friends. Yeah, they're definitely Tristan's friends.
Look, they're about to greet him. Yeah, yeah, Tristan's friends.
They're all going to greet him. Yeah, yeah, Tristan's friends.
Yeah, they're definitely Tristan's fucking friends.
Typical. Typical Tristan.
Yeah, that is what Tristan does.
Yep. Always has so many friends.
Yep. Fucking loser. Ah, so you tried to say they're Tristan's mate, but they're your mate.
They're all my mates, yeah. They're all your mates.
Look, they're all my mates.
They're all your mates.
I'm in it. I knew. No, no, no.
I'm in it now. Finally.
They're all my mates. All your mates.
How'd you get all these mates in Spain?
We all talk about how we hate you. It's fair.
Nobody likes me. Nobody likes you.
So what we talk about is the I hate Luke appreciation.
I understand now.
This is the I hate Luke group.
Nice. Welcome to the real world, Lou.
This is the real world.
Confirmed. I can drink more than Tristan and I can drink less than you.
Easily. Guaranteed.
100%. You can't drink my snuff.
100%. It's not Marcel.
He seems confident. Bro, this is the life I live.
You can't want to drink better than me.
Bro, I can be more sober than you can be.
And I can be more drunk than you can be.
No, but that's what I mean. You can't have both.
I just saw you do it.
Bro, I can do it at the same time.
Remember that time? Yeah, I remember that time.
You remember that time? I remember that time.
There's that time.
I had loads of alcohol, loads of war, bread, a keto.
That's how it is.
You can't treat me less than me.
And I'm super ready for that competition.
Listen, I'll bet you both at the same time.
I'll drink more than you, and stay more sober than you.
Ooh, that's actually a doable bet.
You might stay more sober than me.
He has to drink more than you.
Where are the shots? You already did this.
Where's the shots? I'm here.
You're here. He's kind of here.
Where's the shots? Where's the shots?
Andrew, where's the shots? I don't need shots.
No one needs shots.
Welcome to the real world, Luke.
Yes.
In the real world, you drag supercars around the world and order thousands of pounds of food and just drink endlessly.
No, steal other people's shit.
This is someone else's drink.
She literally just brought four beers.
Four beers. For someone else that we've taken.
It's true. No, they don't want the smoke.
No, I'm a booze pirate, you see.
I take what I want, I give nothing back.
All the booze. You can take mine, give none back.
Boy, matey. Or maybe.
No, you can't give it back to me.
No, but you can take it. That's yours though.
If it's yours, you can't give it away.
But you're a pirate. Marcel, why do you do this?
There's something in my DNA. No, but the eight double whiskeys is coming.
It's real. There's something in my DNA that doesn't let me back down for anything.
Regardless of what it is.
Even if I can't do it, I will do it.
He's a superhero. I'll give it to Marlon.
Do you believe in X?
I still believe in X.
Sacks bro.
Fuck man, brainwash, brainwash.
Sacks.
Now this, to the uneducated viewer, they would think this is vodka and apple juice.
But is it?
Southern comfort and sparkling?
What is this, Moscow?
That's 100% whiskey.
Why'd you do this?
I told... It was gonna come!
Do you see dice?
Is there any dice on the table?
There's no dice. This ain't a fucking game.
This ain't a game.
Two of the same cards.
Two of the same? No, it's not the same card.
That's the Huracan. It's the Huracan Evo.
He diced on his best. He diced.
Huh? He didn't dice.
He played cards. I don't see any playing cards.
Why don't you tell him what? Do you see any playing cards?
No. Because this ain't no game!
This ain't no fucking game!
This ain't a fucking game.
What's up, what did you do to us?
Why'd you do this?
You don't like booze either!
Why'd you do this?
He doesn't like booze!
He's not a boozer!
There's a lesson you learned here, kids.
Always fuck it up.
Uncle Marcel's lesson of the day.
I want that. Uncle Marcel's lesson of the day.
We're all proud of ourselves.
Lesson of the day.
Can I see it?
Please don't touch my hand.
Alright, go in.
Let's go do it.
Jesus Christ.
I thought that was a person.
No way did Luke just...
Sorry Andrew Russell.
No way did Luke just beat you both up.
Just beat you both up.
I'm out of stuff.
I saw the whole thing. He added to Spark and War, but Luke didn't...
No? Luke did beat you up.
Death before is better than death after.
So, are you adding his cousin?
What did you say? You might be adding his...
What did you just say? It's horrible.
He doesn't realize it's trash.
It's evil. He's gonna realize.
About now. You see.
You see. You see there.
You see the pain. You guys couldn't see it because I didn't have the camera turned towards me.
But that's the pain I felt. You see the pain.
Repeat me.
I'm not doing that. It's evil.
It's evil. You finally beat me.
It's evil. I will not down that right now before I eat my food.
I know. I will feel horrible for the next three days.
I'm going to eat, I'm relaxed, half an hour, and then I'll drink.
I'm not doing it though.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
You did this to us.
This didn't need to be real.
Kids, fuck up.
Listen, when you dance with the devil, you wait for the music to stop.
That's why I don't start dancing.
He likes to dance. He's a good dancer, huh?
He keeps dancing.
He keeps starting the dance.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale room like this?
No, I mean, I have.
I don't like it. All the desserts.
All the desserts, yeah. All the desserts.
Can I have four mojitos, please?
I knew this, that's why I brought it all now.
Vodka and Red Bull.
Vodka and juice.
That eats you.
I'm going dessert.
No hot chocolate, thanks.
Seriously, that's not dessert.
Is it?
Dessert means like ice cream, brownies, cookies, sweet, delicious, yeah, man.
Poison yeah, and then it's not poison That's dessert A chocolate lava cake.
Some sweet tea.
I didn't even want dessert and you still ordered me your version of dessert.
Two of them. Two servings.
It doesn't make sense.
The world's tomorrow.
I still have my beer.
F***
I want to change the way we live.
It just doesn't make sense.
How can X be real?
X are real, bro. Listen, I've been thinking about this for a long time.
Put some real time in.
I think it's actually one of the biggest problems in the world is that the powers that be have convinced everyone that eggs are real.
Bro, eggs have to be real.
How can they be real? Dinosaurs come from eggs.
And chickens. And birds.
Yeah, bro. And lizards.
From eggs. Black and fried them and eat them.
That makes sense. That doesn't make any sense.
Could you eat a dinosaur?
You might have got me there. Have you ever eaten a dinosaur?
No. Maybe eggs aren't real.
See, eggs aren't real, bro. And they're hard on the outside and soft on the inside.
Doesn't add up. Doesn't add up.
Sounds like sacks to me.
It just sounds like a big conspiracy.
I ordered eggs on the boat.
They brought me some potato crushed up.
Like, I'm not stupid, bro.
That's true. You did order the eggs.
like stereo.
with this mediocre clip.
Now, Black black black black.
Black.
Yes, sir.
Is that conductors?
Diver, come on please.
Really upsets me it pisses me off actually They're going to go through all this effort.
All these police, they're armed, cars, all this shit, just to try and pretend eggs are real.
Is that what this is about? Yeah, of course it is.
What else is it about? So they stopped me now.
They're saying, taking my license. Because I said eggs wasn't real.
I was driving to speed the man then.
No problem. No problem with the way you're driving, but we heard your opinions on eggs.
Where do they hear your opinions? I don't know.
They must have microphones around.
So now the egg patrol about to take my license.
Do you believe in eggs? Do you believe in eggs?
Eggs? Yes, do you believe in them?
What kind of eggs? Any eggs.
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