Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - PROOF EGGS AREN'T REAL | Tate Confidential Ep. 116
Aired: 2022-07-26
Duration: 19:04


=== Drive to Marbella (04:49) ===

[00:00:02]  Do you see dice?
[00:00:04]  Any dice on this table?
[00:00:05]  Is there any dice on this table?
[00:00:08]  No guys, this ain't a fucking game.
[00:00:10]  No, this ain't a game.
[00:00:12]  Take confidentiality.
[00:00:40]  Transfer under the embassy network self subsidised police car accompanied by a crew of bloodthirsty
[00:00:58]  I'm driving a Ferrari F12 through Spain.
[00:01:27]  I'm going to the Pyrenees Mountains.
[00:01:29]  I'm going to tear it up all the way to Marbella.
[00:01:31]  After Marbella, I've got to fly back on a private jet to London, pick up the Rolls-Royce Tristan bar, get in the Rolls, drive to Warsaw, Poland, where I left my 812 Superfast.
[00:01:40]  I've been sitting there for six months. Get in that,
[00:02:03]  drive back to Romania and get home just in time to relax for a week before I go to Ukraine, Kiev for the Operator Summit, the War Room Summit.
[00:02:11]  I don't understand how you've met.
[00:02:15]  And this is a message to all men on Twitter.
[00:02:17]  This is not just the people who follow me.
[00:02:18]  I see people with big Twitter accounts, big following.
[00:02:22]  How you live an existence so mundane.
[00:02:26]  Where is your action?
[00:02:28]  Where's your adventure? If you look at my feed, it's non-stop adventure.
[00:02:33]  If you guys are just like, I went to the gym, I read a book, gonna cook dinner now.
[00:02:39]  What the fuck are you doing with your fucking life?
[00:02:42]  You're a man. And the most masculine essence is to seek risk, to seek adventure.
[00:02:49]  That's what you're supposed to do as a man.
[00:02:50]  This is why I never believed the corona shit when all you did, did.
[00:02:53]  You ate it up and lapped it up because you've been conditioned to start thinking like a female.
[00:02:58]  Safety. Oh, let me just look after the kids.
[00:03:01]  Oh, duh, duh, duh. Men, we're not supposed to be safe.
[00:03:03]  We're supposed to get in cars with a hangover and drive as fast as humanly possible across foreign lands looking for pussies.
[00:03:11]  That's what we're supposed to do.
[00:03:12]  I really am amazed that when I look on the Twitter feeds of all these other people who are successful, all of their lives are brutally mundane.
[00:03:22]  Brutally! And they can say, oh, but I'm just happy reading a book.
[00:03:25]  Well, that's good for you. You're just happy reading a book.
[00:03:27]  But if you're going to go through life and you're not going to seek adventure and take risks, as I do, permanently, then you need to accept a part of you has become feminine.
[00:03:36]  That's the reality, because they're out here doing shit.
[00:03:38]  It's not a big deal.
[00:03:39]  It's just a reality.
[00:04:01]  It's a reality.

=== Can't Handle the Turns (14:12) ===

[00:04:51]  It can't do it! It can't do it!
[00:04:53]  I'm kicking the fuck out of this MTL. They changed something to it, so it just simply cannot handle the turns.
[00:05:04]  Superfast better? Yeah, Superfast takes us all day.
[00:05:13]  You keep saying they're my mates, they're your mates.
[00:05:15]  Look, who are all your friends? These are all your friends.
[00:05:18]  Look at them. I thought nobody liked you.
[00:05:20]  Ah, you know whose fucking friends they are?
[00:05:23]  Fucking Tristan's.
[00:05:24]  They're Tristan's friends. Yeah, they're definitely Tristan's friends.
[00:05:27]  Look, they're about to greet him. Yeah, yeah, Tristan's friends.
[00:05:29]  They're all going to greet him. Yeah, yeah, Tristan's friends.
[00:05:31]  Yeah, they're definitely Tristan's fucking friends.
[00:05:33]  Typical. Typical Tristan.
[00:05:36]  Yeah, that is what Tristan does.
[00:05:38]  Yep. Always has so many friends.
[00:05:40]  Yep. Fucking loser. Ah, so you tried to say they're Tristan's mate, but they're your mate.
[00:05:49]  They're all my mates, yeah. They're all your mates.
[00:05:51]  Look, they're all my mates.
[00:05:52]  They're all your mates.
[00:05:54]  I'm in it. I knew. No, no, no.
[00:05:56]  I'm in it now. Finally.
[00:05:58]  They're all my mates. All your mates.
[00:06:02]  How'd you get all these mates in Spain?
[00:06:04]  We all talk about how we hate you. It's fair.
[00:06:06]  Nobody likes me. Nobody likes you.
[00:06:08]  So what we talk about is the I hate Luke appreciation.
[00:06:10]  I understand now.
[00:06:13]  This is the I hate Luke group.
[00:06:14]  Nice. Welcome to the real world, Lou.
[00:06:21]  This is the real world.
[00:07:14]  Confirmed. I can drink more than Tristan and I can drink less than you.
[00:07:18]  Easily. Guaranteed.
[00:07:20]  100%. You can't drink my snuff.
[00:07:23]  100%. It's not Marcel.
[00:07:25]  He seems confident. Bro, this is the life I live.
[00:07:30]  You can't want to drink better than me.
[00:07:32]  Bro, I can be more sober than you can be.
[00:07:38]  And I can be more drunk than you can be.
[00:07:40]  No, but that's what I mean. You can't have both.
[00:07:41]  I just saw you do it.
[00:07:43]  Bro, I can do it at the same time.
[00:07:45]  Remember that time? Yeah, I remember that time.
[00:07:47]  You remember that time? I remember that time.
[00:07:49]  There's that time.
[00:07:51]  I had loads of alcohol, loads of war, bread, a keto.
[00:07:58]  That's how it is.
[00:08:00]  You can't treat me less than me.
[00:08:06]  And I'm super ready for that competition.
[00:08:10]  Listen, I'll bet you both at the same time.
[00:08:12]  I'll drink more than you, and stay more sober than you.
[00:08:16]  Ooh, that's actually a doable bet.
[00:08:19]  You might stay more sober than me.
[00:08:23]  He has to drink more than you.
[00:08:29]  Where are the shots? You already did this.
[00:08:34]  Where's the shots? I'm here.
[00:08:50]  You're here. He's kind of here.
[00:08:53]  Where's the shots? Where's the shots?
[00:08:55]  Andrew, where's the shots? I don't need shots.
[00:08:58]  No one needs shots.
[00:09:00]  Welcome to the real world, Luke.
[00:09:08]  Yes.
[00:09:09]  In the real world, you drag supercars around the world and order thousands of pounds of food and just drink endlessly.
[00:09:14]  No, steal other people's shit.
[00:09:16]  This is someone else's drink.
[00:09:17]  She literally just brought four beers.
[00:09:20]  Four beers. For someone else that we've taken.
[00:09:24]  It's true. No, they don't want the smoke.
[00:09:26]  No, I'm a booze pirate, you see.
[00:09:28]  I take what I want, I give nothing back.
[00:09:30]  All the booze. You can take mine, give none back.
[00:09:34]  Boy, matey. Or maybe.
[00:09:36]  No, you can't give it back to me.
[00:09:38]  No, but you can take it. That's yours though.
[00:09:40]  If it's yours, you can't give it away.
[00:09:41]  But you're a pirate. Marcel, why do you do this?
[00:09:53]  There's something in my DNA. No, but the eight double whiskeys is coming.
[00:09:58]  It's real. There's something in my DNA that doesn't let me back down for anything.
[00:10:03]  Regardless of what it is.
[00:10:05]  Even if I can't do it, I will do it.
[00:10:09]  He's a superhero. I'll give it to Marlon.
[00:10:11]  Do you believe in X?
[00:10:13]  I still believe in X.
[00:10:15]  Sacks bro.
[00:10:19]  Fuck man, brainwash, brainwash.
[00:10:21]  Sacks.
[00:10:25]  Now this, to the uneducated viewer, they would think this is vodka and apple juice.
[00:10:29]  But is it?
[00:10:31]  Southern comfort and sparkling?
[00:10:33]  What is this, Moscow?
[00:10:35]  That's 100% whiskey.
[00:10:37]  Why'd you do this?
[00:10:39]  I told... It was gonna come!
[00:10:42]  Do you see dice?
[00:10:46]  Is there any dice on the table?
[00:10:49]  There's no dice. This ain't a fucking game.
[00:10:52]  This ain't a game.
[00:10:55]  Two of the same cards.
[00:10:56]  Two of the same? No, it's not the same card.
[00:10:58]  That's the Huracan. It's the Huracan Evo.
[00:10:59]  He diced on his best. He diced.
[00:11:03]  Huh? He didn't dice.
[00:11:05]  He played cards. I don't see any playing cards.
[00:11:08]  Why don't you tell him what? Do you see any playing cards?
[00:11:11]  No. Because this ain't no game!
[00:11:13]  This ain't no fucking game!
[00:11:15]  This ain't a fucking game.
[00:11:17]  What's up, what did you do to us?
[00:11:29]  Why'd you do this?
[00:11:32]  You don't like booze either!
[00:11:34]  Why'd you do this?
[00:11:36]  He doesn't like booze!
[00:11:38]  He's not a boozer!
[00:11:39]  There's a lesson you learned here, kids.
[00:11:42]  Always fuck it up.
[00:11:46]  Uncle Marcel's lesson of the day.
[00:11:49]  I want that. Uncle Marcel's lesson of the day.
[00:11:51]  We're all proud of ourselves.
[00:11:53]  Lesson of the day.
[00:11:55]  Can I see it?
[00:11:57]  Please don't touch my hand.
[00:11:59]  Alright, go in.
[00:12:01]  Let's go do it.
[00:12:03]  Jesus Christ.
[00:12:05]  I thought that was a person.
[00:12:07]  No way did Luke just...
[00:12:13]  Sorry Andrew Russell.
[00:12:15]  No way did Luke just beat you both up.
[00:12:17]  Just beat you both up.
[00:12:19]  I'm out of stuff.
[00:12:20]  I saw the whole thing. He added to Spark and War, but Luke didn't...
[00:12:24]  No? Luke did beat you up.
[00:12:30]  Death before is better than death after.
[00:12:34]  So, are you adding his cousin?
[00:12:38]  What did you say? You might be adding his...
[00:12:40]  What did you just say? It's horrible.
[00:12:46]  He doesn't realize it's trash.
[00:12:47]  It's evil. He's gonna realize.
[00:12:50]  About now. You see.
[00:12:53]  You see. You see there.
[00:12:55]  You see the pain. You guys couldn't see it because I didn't have the camera turned towards me.
[00:12:59]  But that's the pain I felt. You see the pain.
[00:13:04]  Repeat me.
[00:13:08]  I'm not doing that. It's evil.
[00:13:10]  It's evil. You finally beat me.
[00:13:15]  It's evil. I will not down that right now before I eat my food.
[00:13:18]  I know. I will feel horrible for the next three days.
[00:13:22]  I'm going to eat, I'm relaxed, half an hour, and then I'll drink.
[00:13:29]  I'm not doing it though.
[00:13:31]  I'm not doing it.
[00:13:33]  I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
[00:13:36]  You did this to us.
[00:13:38]  This didn't need to be real.
[00:13:41]  Kids, fuck up.
[00:13:43]  Listen, when you dance with the devil, you wait for the music to stop.
[00:13:47]  That's why I don't start dancing.
[00:13:48]  He likes to dance. He's a good dancer, huh?
[00:13:51]  He keeps dancing.
[00:13:53]  He keeps starting the dance.
[00:13:55]  Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale room like this?
[00:13:57]  No, I mean, I have.
[00:13:58]  I don't like it. All the desserts.
[00:14:02]  All the desserts, yeah. All the desserts.
[00:14:04]  Can I have four mojitos, please?
[00:14:07]  I knew this, that's why I brought it all now.
[00:14:10]  Vodka and Red Bull.
[00:14:14]  Vodka and juice.
[00:14:17]  That eats you.
[00:14:19]  I'm going dessert.
[00:14:22]  No hot chocolate, thanks.
[00:14:26]  Seriously, that's not dessert.
[00:14:28]  Is it?
[00:14:30]  Dessert means like ice cream, brownies, cookies, sweet, delicious, yeah, man.
[00:14:39]  Poison yeah, and then it's not poison That's dessert A chocolate lava cake.
[00:14:51]  Some sweet tea.
[00:14:53]  I didn't even want dessert and you still ordered me your version of dessert.
[00:14:58]  Two of them. Two servings.
[00:15:01]  It doesn't make sense.
[00:15:03]  The world's tomorrow.
[00:15:05]  I still have my beer.
[00:15:09]  F***
[00:15:12]  I want to change the way we live.
[00:15:52]  It just doesn't make sense.
[00:15:53]  How can X be real?
[00:15:55]  X are real, bro. Listen, I've been thinking about this for a long time.
[00:16:00]  Put some real time in.
[00:16:01]  I think it's actually one of the biggest problems in the world is that the powers that be have convinced everyone that eggs are real.
[00:16:07]  Bro, eggs have to be real.
[00:16:08]  How can they be real? Dinosaurs come from eggs.
[00:16:13]  And chickens. And birds.
[00:16:16]  Yeah, bro. And lizards.
[00:16:18]  From eggs. Black and fried them and eat them.
[00:16:22]  That makes sense. That doesn't make any sense.
[00:16:25]  Could you eat a dinosaur?
[00:16:27]  You might have got me there. Have you ever eaten a dinosaur?
[00:16:29]  No. Maybe eggs aren't real.
[00:16:31]  See, eggs aren't real, bro. And they're hard on the outside and soft on the inside.
[00:16:35]  Doesn't add up. Doesn't add up.
[00:16:37]  Sounds like sacks to me.
[00:16:39]  It just sounds like a big conspiracy.
[00:16:41]  I ordered eggs on the boat.
[00:16:43]  They brought me some potato crushed up.
[00:16:45]  Like, I'm not stupid, bro.
[00:16:47]  That's true. You did order the eggs.
[00:16:49]  like stereo.
[00:16:50]  with this mediocre clip.
[00:16:58]  Now, Black black black black.
[00:17:22]  Black.
[00:17:47]  Yes, sir.
[00:17:52]  Is that conductors?
[00:17:57]  Diver, come on please.
[00:18:25]  Really upsets me it pisses me off actually They're going to go through all this effort.
[00:18:29]  All these police, they're armed, cars, all this shit, just to try and pretend eggs are real.
[00:18:35]  Is that what this is about? Yeah, of course it is.
[00:18:37]  What else is it about? So they stopped me now.
[00:18:38]  They're saying, taking my license. Because I said eggs wasn't real.
[00:18:42]  I was driving to speed the man then.
[00:18:43]  No problem. No problem with the way you're driving, but we heard your opinions on eggs.
[00:18:47]  Where do they hear your opinions? I don't know.
[00:18:49]  They must have microphones around.
[00:18:51]  So now the egg patrol about to take my license.
[00:18:57]  Do you believe in eggs? Do you believe in eggs?
[00:19:00]  Eggs? Yes, do you believe in them?
[00:19:02]  What kind of eggs? Any eggs.