Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - WE WERE ROBBED IN UKRAINE | Tate Confidential Ep 109
Aired: 2022-07-24
Duration: 16:49


=== Good Shot, Man United! (02:20) ===

[00:00:00]  Good one, Man United!
[00:00:07]  Good shot, Man United!
[00:00:14]  Good shot, Man United!
[00:00:21]  Stay confident, Jake Brown.
[00:00:28]  Stay confident, Jake Brown.
[00:00:45]  Good shot, Man United!
[00:02:11]  I don't give a blueberry bacon, fuck!
[00:02:14]  I don't give a blueberry bacon, fuck!

=== Running Low, Running High (06:22) ===

[00:02:20]  Andrew, what are you doing man?
[00:02:26]  I'll go again. I'll go again.
[00:02:30]  I'll do it again.
[00:02:33]  I'll do it again, you don't owe me.
[00:02:35]  I know, we're good, we're good.
[00:02:37]  I'll do it again. I'll do it again right now.
[00:02:39]  You have 20 more.
[00:02:51]  I don't give a blueberry baker's fuck.
[00:02:57]  I'm gonna get you!
[00:03:00]  We were running low.
[00:03:06]  We're not running low at all.
[00:03:07]  We were running low. We only had 40 balls left.
[00:03:10]  At the top of it.
[00:03:11]  We were not running low. We're okay.
[00:03:13]  We're running low.
[00:03:14]  We have 40 buckles.
[00:03:16]  Only... only 40.
[00:03:19]  Bro, you don't even drink champagne. You don't drink it.
[00:03:25]  you Vodka I don't know. I don't know. I don't know He doesn't even know the prices I know. What the fuck?
[00:03:49]  Oh, I know. More?
[00:03:55]  More? More?
[00:03:58]  More booze! Happy birthday!
[00:04:10]  I'm saving my face!
[00:04:12]  I don't believe in myself that I'm holding on.
[00:04:15]  You're a force to be reckoned with.
[00:04:18]  And you're a force to be reckoned with.
[00:04:21]  You're a force to be reckoned with.
[00:04:23]  I don't believe in myself that I'm holding on.
[00:04:26]  We're like fire, they're like fire.
[00:04:28]  We're the ones who light up the lights.
[00:04:30]  I'm a force to be reckoned with.
[00:05:54]  Hello?
[00:05:56]  Hello?
[00:05:57]  I'm just gonna do it, I can't do it.
[00:05:58]  I'm not the captain. What do you mean?
[00:06:00]  I'm not the captain. What does it say on my hat?
[00:06:04]  I don't know. Tristan, why is the ship wet? Why?
[00:06:23]  You're the captain. Because it's raining.
[00:06:25]  How do we solve this problem?
[00:06:27]  I'm not afraid of the rain. I'll sail through anything.
[00:06:30]  I'm Captain Vladimir Scorpius.
[00:06:32]  I fear no weather.
[00:06:33]  Tristan, we need to solve this problem.
[00:06:34]  It's a big problem. Why?
[00:06:36]  Because the ship's wet. So?
[00:06:38]  I don't think you're supposed to be wet.
[00:06:40]  You're going to be wet in a second when I throw you in the fucking ocean.
[00:06:42]  Man overboard. Oh yeah, we'll be turning around to the rest of you.
[00:06:46]  I saw my first light tower.
[00:07:01]  Lighthouse! Lighthouse!
[00:07:06]  It's one of those light bulb buildings!
[00:07:11]  Show me your flashlight!
[00:07:13]  Have you ever seen a lighter?
[00:07:20]  There it is!
[00:07:21]  My first light tower!
[00:07:22]  Stop saying that!
[00:07:26]  You take him everywhere.
[00:07:28]  You take me everywhere, motherfucker.
[00:07:33]  Hey, hey, hey, y'all see ya, sir.
[00:07:36]  Take that out.
[00:07:37]  Shake Sullivan in the house.
[00:07:40]  Yes, sir.
[00:07:41]  So she followed him.
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=== Girls Asking for Their Phone (06:49) ===

[00:08:42]  Yeah, it's an interesting situation, right?
[00:08:45]  I'm gonna get a little bit of a kick out of it.
[00:09:27]  It's 7 a.m.
[00:09:30]  There's no emergency.
[00:09:31]  There was an emergency. What's the emergency this time, huh?
[00:09:34]  What? A bunch of pretty Ukrainian girls tried to rob us.
[00:09:38]  Tried and failed.
[00:09:39]  Ah, so this is an actual emergency.
[00:09:43]  The girls you had on the couch here tried to rob us.
[00:09:45]  Yeah, the three girls I had last night tried to rob us, basically.
[00:09:48]  The thing is about this, look.
[00:09:50]  Pirates. No offense, Justin.
[00:09:52]  Justin was reveling in their company.
[00:09:54]  I know Eastern European girls.
[00:09:56]  You are having the time of your life.
[00:09:58]  It does look good.
[00:10:00]  Yeah. Now, I know, I know Ukraine.
[00:10:04]  So Tig was here, who speaks Russian, naturally.
[00:10:07]  So they all went to the bathroom.
[00:10:09]  I was like, you know what, Tig? I don't trust these hoes.
[00:10:11]  Can you just please go and listen to these girls for me?
[00:10:14]  So he goes over to the bathroom, blah, blah, blah.
[00:10:15]  He comes back and goes, you know what?
[00:10:17]  These girls talk about, oh, these guys have money.
[00:10:20]  These guys, they look rich.
[00:10:22]  We need to get some money from these guys, blah, blah, blah.
[00:10:24]  So I thought, okay, straight up gold diggers.
[00:10:26]  So we immediately get super suspicious.
[00:10:29]  Then Detective Sterling.
[00:10:32]  On the case. Because one of them was super tired.
[00:10:34]  And I said, yo, go lay her down in my room.
[00:10:36]  Sure, like dickhead.
[00:10:38]  What are you talking about?
[00:10:40]  What are you talking about?
[00:10:42]  So, Sterling goes upstairs when they're trying to put a girl to bed in my room.
[00:10:48]  And he sees them all one floor up coming down from his room.
[00:10:52]  Goes all the way up and finds one of them.
[00:10:54]  There's nothing up there but a billion table.
[00:10:57]  A billion table, yeah. My stuff.
[00:11:00]  And he finds one of them with her phone flashlight on going through his bed.
[00:11:06]  They're like, hmm, a little bit suspicious.
[00:11:09]  So he comes downstairs and the best part of the story is this.
[00:11:12]  In most groups of dudes, if a guy comes downstairs, hey, Justin, your girl's going to do my bag.
[00:11:18]  This bitch is a thief.
[00:11:20]  Some guys would be like, I don't know, once you go through your bag, bro, leave your girl alone, blah, blah, blah.
[00:11:26]  I know Sterling was telling the truth.
[00:11:29]  I instantly know that this girl was literally going through his bag.
[00:11:33]  So they come down and I said, okay, good girls, you better get the fuck out.
[00:11:36]  I will look through your bag first.
[00:11:38]  And after I look through your bag, you can get the fuck out.
[00:11:40]  So I look at one of their bags.
[00:11:41]  Who is it? Tig's just like, are you sure you want to search for a bear?
[00:11:44]  I'm like, look, she's wearing almost nothing.
[00:11:45]  I'm going to fucking put my hand up her pussy.
[00:11:47]  Like, I can see there's nothing in her bag.
[00:11:50]  So the girls all leave, but they leave their fucking cell phone on the table and a set of keys.
[00:11:55]  So I quickly switch the phone to fucking airplane mode and hide it underneath the back in the bathroom back here.
[00:12:03]  Doorbell rings five minutes later.
[00:12:06]  I said, Tig, that's going to be the girls asking for their fucking phone.
[00:12:09]  They answer the door.
[00:12:12]  They come here. Blah, blah, blah, telephone.
[00:12:14]  Tig's like, yep, that's what they wanted.
[00:12:16]  So Tig literally told him, who's G, by the way, he's not here.
[00:12:19]  He literally told him, you girls are thieves and you're searching through our house.
[00:12:23]  You're not allowed to come in here and look through our house anymore.
[00:12:26]  There's no more searching through our house because you girls are thieves.
[00:12:30]  The security guard for the house is standing there with him, by the way.
[00:12:33]  He says, some fat dude.
[00:12:35]  I'm telling you they're not allowed in.
[00:12:37]  And they're like, oh no, we need our phone.
[00:12:39]  So I said, you know, Tig, call the fucking police.
[00:12:42]  Because I know the Eastern European police.
[00:12:45]  So when the police get called, the one who was caught looking through Sterling's bag vanishes.
[00:12:50]  She fucking goes.
[00:12:51]  She knows. She knows the drill and leaves the house.
[00:12:54]  The other two...
[00:12:56]  The one whose phone is missing and the one who may have been innocent in all crimes is standing here hoping through this phone.
[00:13:01]  And the Eastern European police come.
[00:13:03]  One of them is fucking smoking hot.
[00:13:06]  So Stormy goes outside and tries to flirt with her.
[00:13:08]  It doesn't speak a word in English. Nice.
[00:13:10]  Great attempt. Good attempt.
[00:13:12]  You gotta try. And they just, without anything being said, these European police literally shackle these bitches' hands behind their back and take them off the property.
[00:13:21]  In England or America, they would have handcuffed us and let the girls search through the house because they're missing property.
[00:13:30]  That's true. So anyway, the girls leave.
[00:13:34]  We smash their phone to pieces.
[00:13:36]  What iPhone is this? Really? What kind of iPhone is this?
[00:13:39]  It's a broken iPhone. I think so.
[00:13:41]  I think you're right. I can see it. Oh, sorry.
[00:13:47]  No, wait, wait, wait. Let me take it. One more time, one more time.
[00:13:50]  Ah, fuck. It's burning my hand.
[00:13:52]  Can I... Can I... Yeah.
[00:13:58]  It's broken. It's broken.
[00:13:59]  It looks broken to me. Three dollars, huh?
[00:14:03]  You had won the fucking Super Bowl.
[00:14:05]  You scored a touchdown.
[00:14:07]  No, no. The exact line was, he was like, oh, so what kind of...
[00:14:12]  I said, look, I'll show you what kind of film we got.
[00:14:14]  A broken one.
[00:14:17]  And I smashed it across the floor.
[00:14:20]  Then I got to pick it up and burn my head.
[00:14:21]  It's so fucked up. I don't know what happened.
[00:14:24]  So the phone gets smashed to pieces.
[00:14:26]  The girls get kicked the fuck out.
[00:14:28]  And the mule jumps in the swimming pool with our clothes on.
[00:14:32]  Everybody goes. Yeah.
[00:14:34]  Win-win. So that's what happened.
[00:14:36]  I'm a widower. Let's go home to Romania.
[00:14:42]  No, where everyone's scared of us.
[00:14:44]  No. But then you wouldn't have adventures like this, Andrew.
[00:14:47]  I'm going to go upstairs and look at my thing.
[00:14:49]  My stuff's missing. I'm going to be pissed.
[00:14:51]  Those three little retards.
[00:14:53]  I need to talk. Not once!
[00:14:57]  And then I walked into Andrew's room about two times.
[00:14:59]  I'm laying in my room. Mosquitoes are biting my wrists and ankles.
[00:15:02]  I don't know why. Because it's got a big veranda.
[00:15:04]  I left it open the first night. Mosquitoes are eating me.
[00:15:07]  What the fuck are you doing in my room?
[00:15:09]  I was like, Andrew, just let me lay down, please.
[00:15:13]  I'm going to sleep in Andrew's room.
[00:15:16]  Yeah. And now, we're in an emergency room.
[00:15:20]  Alright, this was an actual emergency.
[00:15:22]  I think this is the first emergency in probably the last, what, 100 emergency meetings?
[00:15:27]  They're all emergencies. No, they're not.
[00:15:28]  Well, look, in my defense, I am new to the emergency meetings.

=== Emergency Meetings Misunderstood (01:17) ===

[00:15:32]  So I didn't know that I was calling it wrong.
[00:15:35]  No, it's these!
[00:15:36]  This is a good emergency meeting.
[00:15:41]  This wasn't a real emergency, wasn't it?
[00:15:43]  Yeah. Wait, so Justin, what happened with your shoes?
[00:15:48]  You jumped in the pool and you said, put your shoes on.
[00:15:50]  They're soaking wet. They're the only ones I can go shoot in.
[00:15:53]  Yeah. A little bit wet. Wait, aren't they supposed to be dry though?
[00:15:55]  Yeah. You know what?
[00:15:57]  You know what though? If you were there, you'd have seen that I did not even think about jumping in the pool behind my friend.
[00:16:04]  You don't hang your friends out to dry, even if it fucks you.
[00:16:07]  Bless another day. Have fun?
[00:16:12]  Yeah, fuck off. I was getting those shoes so wet, mate.
[00:16:18]  Mr. Wet Shoe. Kind of.
[00:16:40]  AK or AR? It has to be AR, I think, but neither.
[00:16:44]  Neither is the correct answer.
[00:16:46]  AR. This is from the AK, I'm from the AR. It's all good.