LONDON WAR ROOM GENERATES 5 MILLION DOLLARS | Tate Confidential Ep 105
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And obviously she's still upset.
So, fuck Amy Louise!
Cheers guys! Because we're gambling.
So we're gamblers. Yeah, gambling.
Where? Some casino in Croatia.
All right. Casino Aikido. Casino Aikido.
So let me explain what happened.
We went to the casino. They told you to stop filming.
We went to the casino. We lost 25,000 euros.
Nothing's on camera because we're not allowed to film.
When we left the casino, I said, should we even film?
There's no story here.
We just lost loads of money. Let's just go home.
We went back to the hotel.
Because we're fucking G's, we had these girls at the hotel.
We're sitting with a bunch of women, drinking loads and loads of booze, super, super drunk.
I took my jacket off, and guess what fell out?
This. A 1,000 euro chip.
Yep. It's now five hours.
It's like four in the morning.
They're going to let you in. The casino's probably closed.
But now I can't sleep knowing I have this 1,000 euro chip.
So now we have to go back to the casino.
Even though it's probably closed.
To try and make all 25.
Imagine the story.
If we make all the money back.
They got them. With this one chip that I forgot.
Tristan, we're going to bring them bankrupt.
We're not. No, they fucked up.
They should have let us left.
We're going to do it. We're not.
We had to try.
We'd be cowards. Tristan, they're so fucked.
I'm sleeping. No, no, no.
Hear me out. No, no, no. I was asleep when you knocked on my door and told me you had that shit.
Yeah. And who's still here in the cab?
So we're going back to the casino.
They're fucked. And we're going to make it all back.
They shouldn't have let us leave with that.
Make it all back.
Allllllllllllll back!
So what did you come with, what did you leave with?
Tell me the truth. I'm Rayman.
You know Rayman is poker is bullshit.
He might be fucking Rayman.
All the games are closed.
All there was was poker. I'm actually super good at poker.
I actually know the statistics.
I know the odds. I know the chance of getting that 10.
What did you win? I turned a thousand into three thousand and then you said we've been here for three hours.
That's not worth two thousand. That is what happened.
So now we've left, and now we've got to get up in about an hour and a half, and we're hammered drunk to drive 11 hours across the road.
Yes. Correct.
But I made us money. Yes.
You did. No, sorry. Oh, no.
Actually, he should just play poker forever.
Exactly. I'm getting- Tristan- You're down big.
I remember- Already from gambling.
I remember being on my phone. I looked up.
He had a little bit of chips. I went down on my phone for probably two hours.
A good two hours. And then I looked up and he had way more chips.
So you losers think a thousand dollars an hour is good money.
It's not bad. It's not bad at all.
It's not bad money. It is bad.
Why don't we live here? See?
We should live here and I should play poker professional.
Yeah. He plays poker.
We just sit around. Boom!
Tristan, do you admit I'm the poker genius?
You don't stay here, and I'll see you there.
Do you admit my name is Vladimir Scorpius?
No, it's my name. No, that's my name.
Shit, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I just want a poker. His name might be fu- Alright, so Tristan, is Vladimir Scorpius bad or good at poker?
He doesn't gamble. That's a lie.
That's a fucking lie.
I'm Vladimir Scorpius.
That sounds like a good fucking poker game- poker name to me.
Yeah, he admits it. Without saying a word, he admits it.
Hour and a half sleep, Luke?
How you feeling? Horrible.
Hour and a half sleep, plenty of body.
I was rain man at fucking poker.
I'm actually extremely good at poker.
I'm very, very, very good.
Literally. Tristan wouldn't let me play any longer.
I think you would've got all.
Man, I would've. Could've made us trillionaires.
Those fuckers weren't ready for me.
Take all their money.
All in, all in, all in.
They're all shitting themselves and bitching.
Who's the crazy man? This is all I have left.
I just fucked them up.
I don't give a fuck. I don't need money.
You think I need money? The last thing on earth I need is money.
I have so much fucking money.
So now we're headed back on the road Back on the road Oh , oh
Oh Three, two, one, go!
Hey!
Let him go first.
Yep. And goodbye.
Man, this thing's otherworldly.
765 maybe.
This thing's completely otherworldly.
765. Let him go.
I let him go. You get a head start.
I let him get a head start. And I had to go show him something about why McLaren's are McLaren's.
They're unreliable, they're a pain in the ass to drive, but they are the fastest cars.
Funny. They're the fastest.
They're the fastest. That's all you care about.
You can't compete. So as usual, we're stopped by Border Patrol.
They super don't like us.
As usual. Nobody like us.
Another Border Patrol drag race.
Let's go. We need good grip on the ground.
Good grip. Good grip. My muscle has that on the ground.
Yeah. It couldn't grip.
A rolling race, we've done rolling races.
Completely different. Hungarians have constructed us to race each other.
Yes. It was a demand.
I'm here in place of Frank's race race race.
Off the motor pass.
Off to Budapest.
Another border crossed.
This one I at least filmed a little bit.
Eat faster. I know.
Eat faster is bullshit. What do you mean?
We haven't slept at all. We've been driving literally all day.
We just get here. And you say, Luke, go inside, order fast.
Yep. For why?
What's the reason Tristan? Because we go get to the club and eat there.
Girls meet us. What do you got?
Homosexual? Yeah, no.
I just want to eat nice food.
And chill. Yesterday.
Yesterday we drunk loads.
I'm not a bunch of girls. Got hammered.
Went casino. Lost 25,000.
I'm out with different girls. I forgot we did that.
Found our different girls. Found 1,000 in my pocket.
I went. Turned into 3,000 in poker.
Went to bed at 4. Got up at 6.
Drove 11 and a half hours across Europe.
Now we're here. And you want to go to the club?
You want to... What do you mean?
Yeah. It's fucking weird.
No, I'm the weird one.
Yeah. I'm the weird one.
What do you want to do? Sleep?
What are you? He's right.
Owl? He's not right.
He's right. We don't need sleep. Cowards need sleep.
Normal humans need sleep. It's the right thing to do, Luke.
It's not about wanting. It's about what you have to do.
I don't want to go far, but I also know that I don't want to go far.
I live life in the fucking fast lane.
It is actually the fast lane.
People don't understand. It never ends.
That's because we have a flight back to Bucharest at 6 in the morning.
Can I have three vodkas, please? Thank you.
What is this?
Alkoboos!
Welcome to the real world, bro!
I'm going to be dancing with my mom.
Another one.
The sleep is the power.
I'm Brad Justice.
I'm Brad Justice.
What?
Andrew is Brad Justice.
Brad Justice.
Brad Justice.
I'm Brad Justice.
I'm Brad Justice.
Brad Justice.
I'm Brad Justice.
He's Brad Justice.
He's right there.
I'm Brad Justice.
Another one.
Woo!
You got a toothbrush? We're going to London.
Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London!
Door opening.
Door opening.
Door closing.
Door closing.
Door closing.
Door opening.
Door opening.
Door opening.
Door closing.
Two whisky and coke, that will be.
Door closing.
Door closing.
What's your telegraph name again?
Gentlemen, gentlemen! Tale of victory.
Victory? Jesus is a victory.
It's a tale of defeat. God knows.
I was almost defeated. So, a moment ago I was walking through this fine establishment down at the luxurious hotel bar at the Bulgari Hotel where we're all smoking these fine Cubans.
And a blonde girl looks at me.
I look at her. Eye contact, eye contact.
I'm thinking, what do I do? So I make a move.
She says, oh my god, I know you.
I thought, fuck. I hate when this happens.
I hate when this happens.
And I woke her.
Where's Amy? Where do I know you from?
She goes, oh, it's me. It's Amy Louise.
Now, honest to god, I've never heard a fucking name Amy Louise in my entire life.
Then she divulges, are you still horrible?
So it could have been me.
But I was thinking, I think I know what's going on here.
I said, you know what? I think you've got me mixed up with someone else.
I mean, in the meantime, you've shaved your head.
My hair's now the length that it was when she met you.
She said, let me look at your Instagram, and I'll tell you.
So I opened my Instagram, I'll show her the picture.
The first thing she does is put on a picture of me and Andrew together going, who's this?
I said, that's my brother. Tell your brother he's horrible.
I said, well, you know, I actually like my brother.
I think he's lovely. And I began to walk off because she was a bit swayed, you know?
Typical English girl. And as I walk off, her last words were, what was it?
Tell your brother he's an asshole.
Tell your brother he's an asshole. He probably hears that a lot.
Over to you to explain exactly why the fuck that woman was talking about.
Thank you. I'm very sorry we can't find a place on earth I haven't fucked something.
I'm sorry, gentlemen.
But yeah, Amy Louise, a long time ago.
And she got FDB. And obviously she's still upset.
So, fuck Amy Louise.
Cheers guys!
Cheers!
Cheers!
So, I'm here with my friend, the guy who's going to be doing this.
He's going to be doing a video on the new iPhone 11 Pro Max.
It has completely failed, hasn't it?
But it's a shame, because it literally was the height of civilization.
Didn't someone just die us today?
Oh yeah, someone got chopped off.
Yeah.
And Hyde Park, yeah.
Good job, bud.
Yeah.
But in London everyone just pretends like, oh, it's mine.
Won't affect me.
It does look nice here, but I also am actually on edge.
You should be. Literally. You should be.
And in London you shouldn't walk on your phone either.
I know three people had their phone snatched in their hand on moped.
So you don't want to lose your phone, it's not worth using.
Man.
Why do people live here? I mean, it does look nice.
Don't get me wrong. This does look very nice.
It's nice and everything around it is just decaying.
Thank you.
Thank you very much, brother. London was the height of Western civilization.
It was the capital of the largest empire in human history.
To say that London is shit, no.
London was literally the number one premier place on the planet.
It's become shit. So now we have remnants.
It's a shame.
It's a shame. I like England.
I like the British.
I like London. I'm half English.
But I just understand now that it's failed.
It's failed as a nation.
It just has failed. So it's a shame.
But there's little pockets.
The pockets of...
And this is where people go, right?
People stay in their penthouse. They'll come here.
They'll come here. The chauffeur will wait for them.
And they'll be alright. But if you're living day-to-day life like we do, run around, get boozy and stuff, you're going to get in trouble.
If we were in London and we were careful enough, we could avoid the crime.
We definitely could. Go to certain bars, certain places.
If you want to be like us on the street boozing, random movies, random hoes, her ex-boyfriends around, that kind of random shit, you get in trouble.
You can't do it. What are we doing?
We're driving to Ibiza.
I fucking love the cannon, Ron.
We're driving to Ibiza.
No one remembers it.
No one understands. No.
If we make it without getting arrested, it'll be a miracle.
A miracle. A miracle.
A miracle. I thought they said go right.
I mean, go straight. I didn't know.
Go. Oops. I didn't know.
Oops. Must have got someone.
Go over here. Also fun, yeah?
They're going. I have no clue.
I don't know. That definitely means go straight ahead.
No problems. Nobody likes us.
We don't care.
We don't care. What happens this year?
Another year! Okay, so there's a question.
What flavor do you like? That's what I've said, normal.
And the intro has said, anyone would pop it out for.
The original? Yeah, we've not had that one yet.
No, but that's just the original one.
Oh, it's just normal one? Yeah.
So... What is this?
Before you drive super cars to Ibiza, you need to get really drunk.
Is that the trick? That's the system.
Before you drive, you got to get drunk, right?
To relax. Listen, I don't get in the car unless I've drank.
That's right. Nice.
Road booze. Road booze?
You don't have road booze in America?
San Francisco?
They don't have road booze in America.
Cowards. Amateurs. Road booze.
That's right, make our own route.
To the fields, to the trees.
I'm not even driving.
Why do I need road tubes? Welcome to the room.
Passengers need to be as calm as the drivers.
Exactly. Keeps you calm. Is that how it works?
Cheers!
Cheers!
There's parking tickets on all the cars.
Thanks for watching, bye!
All of them.
What are they doing?
Nobody likes us.
What about the law? Andrew...
They need to move the jar.
You don't get it yet.
One day, you'll get it.
Trust it.
My cigar's starting to fire.
you Tristan, there's no gasoline here.
Thank you. What are these?
Gas. Fuck.
Fuck that. So it's cancelled.
It's cancelled. We've drunk loads of booze and we're supposed to be leaving today to drive around.