Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - LONDON WAR ROOM GENERATES 5 MILLION DOLLARS | Tate Confidential Ep 105
Aired: 2022-07-24
Duration: 20:30


=== Croatian Casino Gambit (11:38) ===

[00:00:02]  And obviously she's still upset.
[00:00:04]  So, fuck Amy Louise!
[00:00:06]  Cheers guys! Because we're gambling.
[00:00:46]  So we're gamblers. Yeah, gambling.
[00:00:48]  Where? Some casino in Croatia.
[00:00:51]  All right. Casino Aikido. Casino Aikido.
[00:00:56]  So let me explain what happened.
[00:00:57]  We went to the casino. They told you to stop filming.
[00:01:01]  We went to the casino. We lost 25,000 euros.
[00:01:05]  Nothing's on camera because we're not allowed to film.
[00:01:07]  When we left the casino, I said, should we even film?
[00:01:10]  There's no story here.
[00:01:11]  We just lost loads of money. Let's just go home.
[00:01:13]  We went back to the hotel.
[00:01:15]  Because we're fucking G's, we had these girls at the hotel.
[00:01:17]  We're sitting with a bunch of women, drinking loads and loads of booze, super, super drunk.
[00:01:21]  I took my jacket off, and guess what fell out?
[00:01:25]  This. A 1,000 euro chip.
[00:01:27]  Yep. It's now five hours.
[00:01:29]  It's like four in the morning.
[00:01:31]  They're going to let you in. The casino's probably closed.
[00:01:33]  But now I can't sleep knowing I have this 1,000 euro chip.
[00:01:37]  So now we have to go back to the casino.
[00:01:39]  Even though it's probably closed.
[00:01:41]  To try and make all 25.
[00:01:43]  Imagine the story.
[00:01:44]  If we make all the money back.
[00:01:46]  They got them. With this one chip that I forgot.
[00:01:49]  Tristan, we're going to bring them bankrupt.
[00:01:50]  We're not. No, they fucked up.
[00:01:52]  They should have let us left.
[00:01:53]  We're going to do it. We're not.
[00:01:54]  We had to try.
[00:01:55]  We'd be cowards. Tristan, they're so fucked.
[00:01:58]  I'm sleeping. No, no, no.
[00:02:00]  Hear me out. No, no, no. I was asleep when you knocked on my door and told me you had that shit.
[00:02:04]  Yeah. And who's still here in the cab?
[00:02:07]  So we're going back to the casino.
[00:02:09]  They're fucked. And we're going to make it all back.
[00:02:11]  They shouldn't have let us leave with that.
[00:02:13]  Make it all back.
[00:02:15]  Allllllllllllll back!
[00:02:17]  So what did you come with, what did you leave with?
[00:02:24]  Tell me the truth. I'm Rayman.
[00:02:26]  You know Rayman is poker is bullshit.
[00:02:28]  He might be fucking Rayman.
[00:02:31]  All the games are closed.
[00:02:32]  All there was was poker. I'm actually super good at poker.
[00:02:36]  I actually know the statistics.
[00:02:38]  I know the odds. I know the chance of getting that 10.
[00:02:40]  What did you win? I turned a thousand into three thousand and then you said we've been here for three hours.
[00:02:45]  That's not worth two thousand. That is what happened.
[00:02:49]  So now we've left, and now we've got to get up in about an hour and a half, and we're hammered drunk to drive 11 hours across the road.
[00:02:55]  Yes. Correct.
[00:02:57]  But I made us money. Yes.
[00:02:59]  You did. No, sorry. Oh, no.
[00:03:00]  Actually, he should just play poker forever.
[00:03:02]  Exactly. I'm getting- Tristan- You're down big.
[00:03:04]  I remember- Already from gambling.
[00:03:05]  I remember being on my phone. I looked up.
[00:03:07]  He had a little bit of chips. I went down on my phone for probably two hours.
[00:03:11]  A good two hours. And then I looked up and he had way more chips.
[00:03:15]  So you losers think a thousand dollars an hour is good money.
[00:03:18]  It's not bad. It's not bad at all.
[00:03:19]  It's not bad money. It is bad.
[00:03:21]  Why don't we live here? See?
[00:03:23]  We should live here and I should play poker professional.
[00:03:24]  Yeah. He plays poker.
[00:03:26]  We just sit around. Boom!
[00:03:29]  Tristan, do you admit I'm the poker genius?
[00:03:30]  You don't stay here, and I'll see you there.
[00:03:32]  Do you admit my name is Vladimir Scorpius?
[00:03:35]  No, it's my name. No, that's my name.
[00:03:37]  Shit, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:03:38]  I just want a poker. His name might be fu- Alright, so Tristan, is Vladimir Scorpius bad or good at poker?
[00:03:43]  He doesn't gamble. That's a lie.
[00:03:46]  That's a fucking lie.
[00:03:47]  I'm Vladimir Scorpius.
[00:03:50]  That sounds like a good fucking poker game- poker name to me.
[00:03:56]  Yeah, he admits it. Without saying a word, he admits it.
[00:04:00]  Hour and a half sleep, Luke?
[00:04:06]  How you feeling? Horrible.
[00:04:08]  Hour and a half sleep, plenty of body.
[00:04:09]  I was rain man at fucking poker.
[00:04:11]  I'm actually extremely good at poker.
[00:04:13]  I'm very, very, very good.
[00:04:14]  Literally. Tristan wouldn't let me play any longer.
[00:04:17]  I think you would've got all.
[00:04:19]  Man, I would've. Could've made us trillionaires.
[00:04:21]  Those fuckers weren't ready for me.
[00:04:22]  Take all their money.
[00:04:23]  All in, all in, all in.
[00:04:24]  They're all shitting themselves and bitching.
[00:04:26]  Who's the crazy man? This is all I have left.
[00:04:29]  I just fucked them up.
[00:04:31]  I don't give a fuck. I don't need money.
[00:04:32]  You think I need money? The last thing on earth I need is money.
[00:04:35]  I have so much fucking money.
[00:04:38]  So now we're headed back on the road Back on the road Oh , oh
[00:04:57]  Oh Three, two, one, go!
[00:05:20]  Hey!
[00:05:21]  Let him go first.
[00:05:22]  Yep. And goodbye.
[00:05:28]  Man, this thing's otherworldly.
[00:05:31]  765 maybe.
[00:05:33]  This thing's completely otherworldly.
[00:05:35]  765. Let him go.
[00:05:39]  I let him go. You get a head start.
[00:05:40]  I let him get a head start. And I had to go show him something about why McLaren's are McLaren's.
[00:05:46]  They're unreliable, they're a pain in the ass to drive, but they are the fastest cars.
[00:05:53]  Funny. They're the fastest.
[00:05:54]  They're the fastest. That's all you care about.
[00:05:56]  You can't compete. So as usual, we're stopped by Border Patrol.
[00:06:02]  They super don't like us.
[00:06:05]  As usual. Nobody like us.
[00:06:12]  Another Border Patrol drag race.
[00:06:14]  Let's go. We need good grip on the ground.
[00:06:32]  Good grip. Good grip. My muscle has that on the ground.
[00:06:36]  Yeah. It couldn't grip.
[00:06:38]  A rolling race, we've done rolling races.
[00:06:40]  Completely different. Hungarians have constructed us to race each other.
[00:06:44]  Yes. It was a demand.
[00:06:46]  I'm here in place of Frank's race race race.
[00:06:48]  Off the motor pass.
[00:06:58]  Off to Budapest.
[00:07:00]  Another border crossed.
[00:07:01]  This one I at least filmed a little bit.
[00:07:07]  Eat faster. I know.
[00:07:08]  Eat faster is bullshit. What do you mean?
[00:07:10]  We haven't slept at all. We've been driving literally all day.
[00:07:12]  We just get here. And you say, Luke, go inside, order fast.
[00:07:15]  Yep. For why?
[00:07:17]  What's the reason Tristan? Because we go get to the club and eat there.
[00:07:20]  Girls meet us. What do you got?
[00:07:22]  Homosexual? Yeah, no.
[00:07:24]  I just want to eat nice food.
[00:07:25]  And chill. Yesterday.
[00:07:27]  Yesterday we drunk loads.
[00:07:29]  I'm not a bunch of girls. Got hammered.
[00:07:32]  Went casino. Lost 25,000.
[00:07:34]  I'm out with different girls. I forgot we did that.
[00:07:35]  Found our different girls. Found 1,000 in my pocket.
[00:07:38]  I went. Turned into 3,000 in poker.
[00:07:39]  Went to bed at 4. Got up at 6.
[00:07:41]  Drove 11 and a half hours across Europe.
[00:07:44]  Now we're here. And you want to go to the club?
[00:07:47]  You want to... What do you mean?
[00:07:48]  Yeah. It's fucking weird.
[00:07:50]  No, I'm the weird one.
[00:07:51]  Yeah. I'm the weird one.
[00:07:52]  What do you want to do? Sleep?
[00:07:54]  What are you? He's right.
[00:07:56]  Owl? He's not right.
[00:07:57]  He's right. We don't need sleep. Cowards need sleep.
[00:07:59]  Normal humans need sleep. It's the right thing to do, Luke.
[00:08:01]  It's not about wanting. It's about what you have to do.
[00:08:04]  I don't want to go far, but I also know that I don't want to go far.
[00:08:06]  I live life in the fucking fast lane.
[00:08:09]  It is actually the fast lane.
[00:08:11]  People don't understand. It never ends.
[00:08:18]  That's because we have a flight back to Bucharest at 6 in the morning.
[00:08:21]  Can I have three vodkas, please? Thank you.
[00:08:24]  What is this?
[00:08:25]  Alkoboos!
[00:08:26]  Welcome to the real world, bro!
[00:08:33]  I'm going to be dancing with my mom.
[00:08:58]  Another one.
[00:09:25]  The sleep is the power.
[00:09:28]  I'm Brad Justice.
[00:09:32]  I'm Brad Justice.
[00:09:34]  What?
[00:09:36]  Andrew is Brad Justice.
[00:09:38]  Brad Justice.
[00:09:39]  Brad Justice.
[00:09:40]  I'm Brad Justice.
[00:09:41]  I'm Brad Justice.
[00:09:44]  Brad Justice.
[00:09:45]  I'm Brad Justice.
[00:09:47]  He's Brad Justice.
[00:09:48]  He's right there.
[00:09:50]  I'm Brad Justice.
[00:09:51]  Another one.
[00:09:53]  Woo!
[00:10:21]  You got a toothbrush? We're going to London.
[00:10:24]  Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London!
[00:10:27]  Door opening.
[00:10:47]  Door opening.
[00:10:49]  Door closing.
[00:10:51]  Door closing.
[00:10:55]  Door closing.
[00:10:59]  Door opening.
[00:11:01]  Door opening.
[00:11:03]  Door opening.
[00:11:03]  Door closing.
[00:11:06]  Two whisky and coke, that will be.
[00:11:07]  Door closing.
[00:11:08]  Door closing.

=== Tale Of Victory (03:01) ===

[00:11:41]  What's your telegraph name again?
[00:11:45]  Gentlemen, gentlemen! Tale of victory.
[00:11:48]  Victory? Jesus is a victory.
[00:11:50]  It's a tale of defeat. God knows.
[00:11:51]  I was almost defeated. So, a moment ago I was walking through this fine establishment down at the luxurious hotel bar at the Bulgari Hotel where we're all smoking these fine Cubans.
[00:12:01]  And a blonde girl looks at me.
[00:12:02]  I look at her. Eye contact, eye contact.
[00:12:05]  I'm thinking, what do I do? So I make a move.
[00:12:07]  She says, oh my god, I know you.
[00:12:08]  I thought, fuck. I hate when this happens.
[00:12:11]  I hate when this happens.
[00:12:13]  And I woke her.
[00:12:14]  Where's Amy? Where do I know you from?
[00:12:15]  She goes, oh, it's me. It's Amy Louise.
[00:12:17]  Now, honest to god, I've never heard a fucking name Amy Louise in my entire life.
[00:12:22]  Then she divulges, are you still horrible?
[00:12:26]  So it could have been me.
[00:12:28]  But I was thinking, I think I know what's going on here.
[00:12:31]  I said, you know what? I think you've got me mixed up with someone else.
[00:12:34]  I mean, in the meantime, you've shaved your head.
[00:12:36]  My hair's now the length that it was when she met you.
[00:12:39]  She said, let me look at your Instagram, and I'll tell you.
[00:12:43]  So I opened my Instagram, I'll show her the picture.
[00:12:44]  The first thing she does is put on a picture of me and Andrew together going, who's this?
[00:12:48]  I said, that's my brother. Tell your brother he's horrible.
[00:12:52]  I said, well, you know, I actually like my brother.
[00:12:55]  I think he's lovely. And I began to walk off because she was a bit swayed, you know?
[00:13:00]  Typical English girl. And as I walk off, her last words were, what was it?
[00:13:05]  Tell your brother he's an asshole.
[00:13:07]  Tell your brother he's an asshole. He probably hears that a lot.
[00:13:11]  Over to you to explain exactly why the fuck that woman was talking about.
[00:13:15]  Thank you. I'm very sorry we can't find a place on earth I haven't fucked something.
[00:13:22]  I'm sorry, gentlemen.
[00:13:24]  But yeah, Amy Louise, a long time ago.
[00:13:26]  And she got FDB. And obviously she's still upset.
[00:13:28]  So, fuck Amy Louise.
[00:13:30]  Cheers guys!
[00:13:32]  Cheers!
[00:13:34]  Cheers!
[00:13:37]  So, I'm here with my friend, the guy who's going to be doing this.
[00:13:39]  He's going to be doing a video on the new iPhone 11 Pro Max.

=== Failed Tech Dreams (05:48) ===

[00:14:42]  It has completely failed, hasn't it?
[00:14:46]  But it's a shame, because it literally was the height of civilization.
[00:14:48]  Didn't someone just die us today?
[00:14:50]  Oh yeah, someone got chopped off.
[00:14:52]  Yeah.
[00:14:52]  And Hyde Park, yeah.
[00:15:02]  Good job, bud.
[00:15:04]  Yeah.
[00:15:05]  But in London everyone just pretends like, oh, it's mine.
[00:15:07]  Won't affect me.
[00:15:08]  It does look nice here, but I also am actually on edge.
[00:15:11]  You should be. Literally. You should be.
[00:15:13]  And in London you shouldn't walk on your phone either.
[00:15:15]  I know three people had their phone snatched in their hand on moped.
[00:15:18]  So you don't want to lose your phone, it's not worth using.
[00:15:21]  Man.
[00:15:22]  Why do people live here? I mean, it does look nice.
[00:15:25]  Don't get me wrong. This does look very nice.
[00:15:28]  It's nice and everything around it is just decaying.
[00:15:31]  Thank you.
[00:15:38]  Thank you very much, brother. London was the height of Western civilization.
[00:15:59]  It was the capital of the largest empire in human history.
[00:16:01]  To say that London is shit, no.
[00:16:04]  London was literally the number one premier place on the planet.
[00:16:08]  It's become shit. So now we have remnants.
[00:16:13]  It's a shame.
[00:16:16]  It's a shame. I like England.
[00:16:17]  I like the British.
[00:16:19]  I like London. I'm half English.
[00:16:21]  But I just understand now that it's failed.
[00:16:24]  It's failed as a nation.
[00:16:25]  It just has failed. So it's a shame.
[00:16:27]  But there's little pockets.
[00:16:29]  The pockets of...
[00:16:31]  And this is where people go, right?
[00:16:32]  People stay in their penthouse. They'll come here.
[00:16:34]  They'll come here. The chauffeur will wait for them.
[00:16:36]  And they'll be alright. But if you're living day-to-day life like we do, run around, get boozy and stuff, you're going to get in trouble.
[00:16:41]  If we were in London and we were careful enough, we could avoid the crime.
[00:16:45]  We definitely could. Go to certain bars, certain places.
[00:16:48]  If you want to be like us on the street boozing, random movies, random hoes, her ex-boyfriends around, that kind of random shit, you get in trouble.
[00:16:56]  You can't do it. What are we doing?
[00:17:05]  We're driving to Ibiza.
[00:17:08]  I fucking love the cannon, Ron.
[00:17:10]  We're driving to Ibiza.
[00:17:12]  No one remembers it.
[00:17:13]  No one understands. No.
[00:17:15]  If we make it without getting arrested, it'll be a miracle.
[00:17:18]  A miracle. A miracle.
[00:17:20]  A miracle. I thought they said go right.
[00:17:22]  I mean, go straight. I didn't know.
[00:17:25]  Go. Oops. I didn't know.
[00:17:27]  Oops. Must have got someone.
[00:17:31]  Go over here. Also fun, yeah?
[00:17:35]  They're going. I have no clue.
[00:17:39]  I don't know. That definitely means go straight ahead.
[00:17:49]  No problems. Nobody likes us.
[00:17:55]  We don't care.
[00:17:56]  We don't care. What happens this year?
[00:18:01]  Another year! Okay, so there's a question.
[00:18:07]  What flavor do you like? That's what I've said, normal.
[00:18:09]  And the intro has said, anyone would pop it out for.
[00:18:12]  The original? Yeah, we've not had that one yet.
[00:18:14]  No, but that's just the original one.
[00:18:15]  Oh, it's just normal one? Yeah.
[00:18:18]  So... What is this?
[00:18:25]  Before you drive super cars to Ibiza, you need to get really drunk.
[00:18:28]  Is that the trick? That's the system.
[00:18:29]  Before you drive, you got to get drunk, right?
[00:18:31]  To relax. Listen, I don't get in the car unless I've drank.
[00:18:34]  That's right. Nice.
[00:18:36]  Road booze. Road booze?
[00:18:39]  You don't have road booze in America?
[00:18:42]  San Francisco?
[00:18:44]  They don't have road booze in America.
[00:18:47]  Cowards. Amateurs. Road booze.
[00:18:50]  That's right, make our own route.
[00:18:53]  To the fields, to the trees.
[00:18:56]  I'm not even driving.
[00:18:59]  Why do I need road tubes? Welcome to the room.
[00:19:02]  Passengers need to be as calm as the drivers.
[00:19:04]  Exactly. Keeps you calm. Is that how it works?
[00:19:07]  Cheers!
[00:19:09]  Cheers!
[00:19:11]  There's parking tickets on all the cars.
[00:19:28]  Thanks for watching, bye!
[00:19:30]  All of them.
[00:19:33]  What are they doing?
[00:19:36]  Nobody likes us.
[00:19:37]  What about the law? Andrew...
[00:19:43]  They need to move the jar.
[00:19:44]  You don't get it yet.
[00:19:46]  One day, you'll get it.
[00:19:48]  Trust it.
[00:19:55]  My cigar's starting to fire.
[00:20:01]  you Tristan, there's no gasoline here.
[00:20:09]  Thank you. What are these?
[00:20:14]  Gas. Fuck.
[00:20:16]  Fuck that. So it's cancelled.
[00:20:25]  It's cancelled. We've drunk loads of booze and we're supposed to be leaving today to drive around.