Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - OPERATION BELARUS PT 2 | Tate Confidential Ep. 100
Aired: 2022-07-24
Duration: 16:02


=== Belarusian Booze Flow (04:14) ===

[00:00:02]  That isn't burgers. So you're scared of Burger King?
[00:00:04]  I'm scared of fucking Burger King.
[00:00:06]  Wait, wait. Do you want Burger King?
[00:00:09]  Yes or no? Three fucking days I've been in Minsk.
[00:00:10]  I've had Burger King, Taco Bell, McDonald's.
[00:00:12]  Stop! Belarus.
[00:00:44]  I like Belarus.
[00:00:45]  I can tell already this is my kind of country.
[00:00:48]  And every single hotel you go to, the mini bar has a variation of snacks, drinks, some Pringles, some orange juice.
[00:00:56]  Let me show you what you get in a junior suite at the Hotel Europe in Minsk, Belarus.
[00:01:02]  You get, okay, one mixer, a small bottle of apple juice, you get a whole bottle of Jamison whiskey, A whole bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey.
[00:01:16]  A whole bottle of cognac.
[00:01:19]  A single measure of tequila.
[00:01:22]  Wine. And two waters.
[00:01:27]  Wait. That doesn't add up.
[00:01:30]  It's supposed to be one to one.
[00:01:32]  It doesn't add up to you.
[00:01:34]  See, I feel at home here.
[00:01:35]  I feel like the Belarusians understand my needs.
[00:01:38]  No way. My boozing needs.
[00:01:39]  Tristan. Yeah, one apple juice for the morning for breakfast.
[00:01:42]  It doesn't make sense. Wine for lunch.
[00:01:44]  Two rolls of whiskey for dinner.
[00:01:46]  Cognac and tequila for dessert. No, have you done the math?
[00:01:48]  It doesn't add up.
[00:01:50]  There's more whiskey than there is apple juice.
[00:01:53]  Andrew, talk to your cousin. What's his problem with this minibar setup?
[00:01:55]  I like it. There's certainly enough booze.
[00:01:58]  But you have to order more apple juice to order.
[00:02:05]  These are made of apples. This doesn't make sense.
[00:02:08]  It's wonderful. Even with the waters, the waters don't equal the total volume of...
[00:02:12]  The sun is shining. Have a look outside, see the sunshine.
[00:02:16]  Tell me you don't feel like naked half a bottle of whiskey.
[00:02:19]  I know. I don't.
[00:02:20]  I don't care how much sunshine there is.
[00:02:22]  Sunshine. And you don't want any whiskey at all.
[00:02:25]  No. Not a little bit.
[00:02:27]  No. Zero. Zero. I'd love water.
[00:02:29]  And soup. Some nice soup.
[00:02:32]  What was your cousin's name?
[00:02:34]  Well, some of your cousins.
[00:02:35]  Some of your cousins?
[00:02:36]  My cousin is your cousin.
[00:02:37]  What about that kid you hang out with?
[00:02:38]  He's your cousin.
[00:02:39]  Nothing to do with me.
[00:02:40]  Andrew, I thought you ordered espressos.
[00:02:48]  I distinctly heard you ordering espressos.
[00:02:51]  Justin, what did you do?
[00:02:52]  You spoke to the guy.
[00:02:54]  Espresso martini. No, no, no.
[00:02:56]  It was espressos.
[00:03:00]  Why? Upgrade.
[00:03:04]  It's a downgrade.
[00:03:06]  For you. Tristan, you're right. I am right.
[00:03:27]  As we get later in the night, we always forget.
[00:03:31]  Because the booze continues to flow.
[00:03:34]  People think, ah, that was the end.
[00:03:36]  No, they don't realize, actually.
[00:03:38]  More booze flows longer than we filmed.
[00:03:42]  We started drinking at 9am.
[00:03:43]  It is now 2am.
[00:03:45]  Yes. Cheers, Andrew.
[00:03:49]  Cheers, sir. But no one even wants the booze anymore.
[00:03:52]  Hey, losers. Now it's just booze to booze.
[00:03:54]  What is this? Andrew, cheers. The tea was good.
[00:03:58]  The tea? Yes, the tea.
[00:04:00]  Yeah, tea stands for take me to the booze.
[00:04:02]  Here you go. Take me to the booze.
[00:04:06]  Yeah. Tea stands for the booze.
[00:04:08]  Tea stands for the booze.
[00:04:12]  Is this good? It's not even good.
[00:04:14]  That's good. See that?

=== Three Days of Booze (03:13) ===

[00:04:16]  Alright, we can zoom with one hand if I can.
[00:04:18]  Hey, you're back already?
[00:04:19]  That's good.
[00:04:20]  Me too.
[00:04:21]  All the clues to traditional Belarusian food.
[00:04:30]  Nice. We're eating Belarus. Can't we just have some nice Belarusian food?
[00:04:32]  Yeah, exactly. Follow the clues, guys.
[00:04:34]  I think if we work together, we can find them.
[00:04:36]  Starting to get...
[00:04:37]  We are getting close, aren't we?
[00:04:41]  We're getting lost now.
[00:04:48]  Don't know where to go. I'm still lost in the Bible, Tristan.
[00:04:57]  Yeah, Tristan, do you remember?
[00:04:58]  It was days. It leads downstairs to the place that we came into.
[00:05:03]  You've been saying this for three days.
[00:05:05]  Wait, it hasn't been three days.
[00:05:06]  It has. No one watching this is going to believe that we've been in here.
[00:05:09]  You've been saying this for three days.
[00:05:11]  And how have we been in this mall? Three days.
[00:05:14]  Three days you've been trapped.
[00:05:16]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't go cart.
[00:05:18]  Go cart. I think we're going the right way.
[00:05:25]  Oh genius. I don't want a Burger King.
[00:05:28]  I want something trusted. Yeah, Burger King.
[00:05:31]  We'll find it. We're getting closer.
[00:05:32]  I can sense it. It is cold.
[00:05:42]  So we're racing on a car.
[00:05:44]  Yeah. We're racing on a car.
[00:05:46]  Zero degrees. Nice.
[00:05:49]  Nice. We don't care.
[00:05:52]  He's electric!
[00:05:54]  I assume so.
[00:05:56]  I'm not sure.
[00:06:28]  Sometimes it hurts when your hand reaches the end and it just stops there.
[00:06:41]  The門 欲想僅此前方不明,看一眼便會知明。 Then I can see my first exit.
[00:06:56]  I can see my first exit.
[00:07:06]  What are you doing? Getting a nice water.
[00:07:09]  A nice Perrier. They're really good.
[00:07:13]  Tristan, what are you doing? Nice Jameson.
[00:07:16]  What do you mean? Perrier.
[00:07:18]  What do you mean? What do you mean what do I mean?
[00:07:20]  I mean, what are you doing?
[00:07:24]  I am Ric Flair.
[00:07:27]  It's you. It's Jameson.
[00:07:29]  I don't know who Ric Flair is.

=== Rum and Revelations (08:32) ===

[00:07:30]  You don't! Andrew, talk to your cousin.
[00:07:34]  He doesn't know who Ric Flair is.
[00:07:36]  He doesn't know who the champagne drinking jet client.
[00:07:39]  Limousine riding. Diamond ring wearer.
[00:07:43]  Heavyweight champion of the world is.
[00:07:44]  No. I mean, I didn't.
[00:07:46]  Woo! I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down.
[00:07:49]  And I'm having a hard time holding these alligators down.
[00:07:53]  Woo! Woo! Why'd I come here?
[00:07:58]  I just want a perry egg. Jameson!
[00:08:00]  Drink it! Good start tonight.
[00:08:04]  Just the one. What is that?
[00:08:09]  Booze! It's a nice healthy hit of booze.
[00:08:12]  Warm up to the stomach. Woo!
[00:08:15]  My stomach didn't eat me warmed up.
[00:08:16]  It was happy. So I got him, didn't I? Tristan, you got me.
[00:08:26]  Yeah, but I got him.
[00:08:28]  But I got him. I didn't want to get him.
[00:08:30]  I didn't care to get him.
[00:08:32]  It didn't cross my mind.
[00:08:34]  They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
[00:08:38]  No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
[00:08:43]  Have we started the fire?
[00:08:45]  Yes, the fire rises You are in the wreckage, but we're getting it Thanks for watching.
[00:09:00]  Tristan, whose car is this and where are we going?
[00:09:03]  This is my guy.
[00:09:06]  Your guy? Yeah, my guy.
[00:09:07]  Doesn't speak in English, but it's my guy.
[00:09:10]  Basically, to leave this country, I need some special documents.
[00:09:13]  And we don't have them.
[00:09:15]  And we're not eligible to get them.
[00:09:16]  And we don't speak the language.
[00:09:18]  But... I have a guy.
[00:09:20]  In every country you need a guy.
[00:09:22]  For various things.
[00:09:23]  I have a guy who fixes my cars.
[00:09:25]  A guy who organizes my private jets.
[00:09:28]  And this is my Documents in Belarus guy.
[00:09:32]  The guy. I've got a guy for everything.
[00:09:35]  You don't have a guy. Well I just need your guy.
[00:09:39]  What if I told my guy not to help you and you stuck in me?
[00:09:43]  Nah.
[00:09:44]  So Tristan's scared of Burger King.
[00:09:48]  No, I'm safe. No, no.
[00:09:49]  Look at this restaurant. Look at it.
[00:09:51]  It looks nice. Andrew, we heard it, didn't we?
[00:09:53]  It's Belarusian. We can go in there and eat food that isn't burgers.
[00:09:57]  So you're scared of Burger King? No, I'm scared of fucking Burger King.
[00:10:01]  Wait, wait. Do you want Burger King?
[00:10:03]  Yes or no? Three fucking days I've been in Minsk.
[00:10:04]  I've had Burger King, Taco Bell, McDonald's.
[00:10:06]  Stop eating shit.
[00:10:08]  It's not even on the fucking film.
[00:10:09]  Can we just go to a restaurant and eat some normal fucking food?
[00:10:10]  Are you the lion or the scarecrow?
[00:10:13]  Sounds like the scarecrow to me.
[00:10:15]  Are you the lion or the scarecrow?
[00:10:17]  Here's the Tin Man. You're Dorothy.
[00:10:21]  Can we go and eat in a Belarus restaurant?
[00:10:23]  If you admit you're Dorothy, we'll go.
[00:10:24]  I'm not fucking admitting it.
[00:10:26]  Don't go by my fucking self and eat by myself.
[00:10:28]  You're Dorothy. I'm sick of you two cunts.
[00:10:29]  You're a stupid fucking YouTube series.
[00:10:31]  I don't think we should go to Burger King.
[00:10:34]  Wants a nice restaurant.
[00:10:37]  You see this? Hydro's in a nice room.
[00:10:39]  No, my hotel room was broken into.
[00:10:40]  I'm in Belarus and my hotel room was broken into.
[00:10:43]  And I know who broke into it.
[00:10:45]  You know who broke into my hotel room?
[00:10:46]  No. Fuckin' Andrew!
[00:10:48]  I gave Andrew the key, and he broke the door.
[00:10:54]  Exactly. Ah, nice.
[00:10:59]  Yeah, I came back for this. Jameson.
[00:11:04]  Thank you. Thank you.
[00:11:06]  Thank you. Good. So, Andrew broke my door.
[00:11:10]  I broke in because what happened was...
[00:11:12]  The key was working, and you tried to force the door open, and you thought that was a good idea.
[00:11:17]  You somehow thought the door would just swing open.
[00:11:20]  No. It did. It did swing open.
[00:11:21]  It just swing open. It did swing open.
[00:11:23]  The key didn't work, so I thought, fuck this.
[00:11:24]  And I one-inch punched it and bust the door.
[00:11:27]  That's what I'm going to do. Go get a new key.
[00:11:30]  Well, I just had to pack all my stuff again.
[00:11:31]  They're moving my bags. Apparently, the room is an upgrade, but these were the best suites available when I first booked this hotel.
[00:11:38]  Listen, mate. You better hope the key works in the next room, because my one-inch punch is reloaded.
[00:11:44]  It's reloaded by now!
[00:11:48]  Let's go, you guys! Let's grab what you fucking bring!
[00:11:51]  The difference between you and me is this.
[00:11:54]  You have things in your room.
[00:11:56]  I've been wearing the same clothes for four days.
[00:11:58]  I don't have any stuff.
[00:11:59]  I'm only in the universe. All my things are on the blockchain.
[00:12:04]  CZ! I hope they downgrade you.
[00:12:10]  I hope it's a huge downgrade.
[00:12:13]  I can't believe you didn't expect me to do exactly that.
[00:12:16]  Key ain't working. Uh, Shane, you're closer to me now.
[00:12:26]  Closer to my room. I got fucked.
[00:12:30]  Tristan's not on the same floor as me.
[00:12:31]  Good. Drinking part in there, too.
[00:12:32]  Oh, I know. Well, Jameson, they think we wanted the ball with Jameson.
[00:12:37]  Yeah. She knows me. She fucked me.
[00:12:38]  She knows me. This woman knows me by now.
[00:12:41]  Jameson is here, so...
[00:12:43]  That's why I'm back.
[00:12:45]  Alright, I see the subgrade.
[00:12:53]  Come on up, Greg. It's gonna be a shit room, because you're a shit monster.
[00:12:56]  I hope it's a super downgrade.
[00:12:58]  They must hate us.
[00:13:00]  Oh, nice! Thanks, Andrew.
[00:13:09]  Wait, what the fuck? This is bigger than my fucking room.
[00:13:12]  Thanks, Andrew. This is bigger, this is...
[00:13:14]  This must be the presidential suite.
[00:13:15]  It was unavailable when I booked it, but we've been here two nights already.
[00:13:17]  It must be open. So now you have a presidential suite.
[00:13:19]  Yeah. So what do you say to me breaking your door?
[00:13:22]  Uh, fuck off and get out of my presidential suite, peasant.
[00:13:25]  You should say thank you.
[00:13:27]  I know you're free up for it.
[00:13:29]  Uh, listen, what part of get out of my suite do you not understand?
[00:13:32]  I'm not interested in talking to you.
[00:13:33]  This room's like three of my rooms.
[00:13:35]  Yeah, exactly. Good.
[00:13:39]  Nice and bad, yeah.
[00:13:42]  Let's see if the minibar is any more diverse.
[00:13:47]  He has flowers in his fucking bathroom.
[00:13:49]  Yeah, what fucking flowers?
[00:13:53]  Okay, here we go. Ah, let's go diverse.
[00:13:56]  Two balls. They don't like mixers here, do they?
[00:13:59]  Two different balls of cognac.
[00:14:03]  Two different balls of cognac, and then a bottle of normal brandy.
[00:14:10]  Champagne? Okay, there's one bottle of orange juice.
[00:14:13]  Okay, one sec. Let's do this live.
[00:14:15]  Stand back. Stand back. We've already covered how the Belarusians don't like mixers.
[00:14:20]  So, the standard water they have.
[00:14:22]  So, let's count their alcohol to mixer levels.
[00:14:25]  Let me turn on the lighting here. This is their alcohol to mixer levels.
[00:14:29]  So, they have one orange juice, okay?
[00:14:31]  Nice. One, two, three.
[00:14:34]  Three bottles of brandy.
[00:14:36]  That's hard spirit.
[00:14:39]  Jack Daniel's Tullamore Dew whiskey.
[00:14:45]  Wait, what?
[00:14:47]  Beluga vodka.
[00:14:49]  Bacardi rum. Jameson.
[00:14:52]  More brandy. They really like brandy.
[00:14:55]  Bottle of Moet champagne.
[00:14:57]  Bottle of white wine.
[00:15:00]  Bottle of Jameson.
[00:15:03]  Havana Club rum and tequila.
[00:15:06]  I have- Andrew, there's one orange juice.
[00:15:09]  Yeah, that's not the mixer. You have one mixer.
[00:15:11]  Yeah, that's a lot.
[00:15:12]  Champagne's a mixer though, if you're elite.
[00:15:14]  And so is white wine. Yeah, the wine and the champagne and the orange juice are the mixer.
[00:15:17]  Are mixers. Right. Two bottles of brandy.
[00:15:19]  Take off an actual episode. We have to drink all this today.
[00:15:22]  Okay. Alright. Ian Luke, in for a penny and for a pound.
[00:15:26]  So that's drinking a Belarusian minibar in one day.
[00:15:31]  Drinking a Belarusian minibar in one day.
[00:15:33]  Take a confidential episode. If you guys want to see that episode, well, fuck, you're going to, because we're going to start right fucking now.
[00:15:39]  And baby fucking you, cry his eyes out.
[00:15:42]  You're an original tequila man, but I am.
[00:15:45]  Here you go, Luke. You're Havana Club Rum, man.
[00:15:46]  Wait, no, this is ass. I can tell this is going to be ass.
[00:15:48]  Why don't you go fuck yourself? Here, Havana Club Rum.
[00:15:52]  I think this is meant for, like, more people.
[00:15:55]  Not three. Fuck off.
[00:15:58]  Maybe it's made for three Belarusians and we're just hanging out with some American dork.
[00:16:01]  Can't drink. Can't hack the hate.