ROMANIAS MOST EXPENSIVE BOTTLE OF WINE | Tate Confidential Ep. 95
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So why are you in my car?
Because I broke it again.
Luke broke his Ferrari again.
Good song every day!
Good song every day!
Take one for the team, man.
Good song every day!
Good song every day!
See you on the block!
Now we're talking!
They're back. So Tristan, Andrew, we're in the rebellion.
We're in a rebellion and it's kicked off and the police came into the restaurant because everyone was having too much fun.
Way too much fun! And then we started rebelling and now the police are back.
They're back! It comes round two!
And we just got off again.
So we'll see who wins.
So, there's three of us driving.
Wait, weren't you in your Ferrari?
I was in my Ferrari. So why are you in my car?
Because I broke it again.
Luke broke his Ferrari again.
Again. So I've had to organize a truck to go pick up your Ferrari, and now we're continuing to yash.
Yes. And I'm considering if I put one of my many other supercars on a truck to give to you.
Maybe. I would appreciate it.
Driving's super fun.
Do I give you one of my other supercars?
I mean, I do have a bunch of them.
You do have a bunch of them. That is true.
Dice for supercar boys.
Dice for supercars.
If you win, I'll put another one on the truck and bring it to you.
You lose, No car.
Shit. Buy some supercars.
Supercar dice. No one realizes why...
I completely understand why you have so many supercars.
Yeah, because they break and shit. They do.
You need loads. Yeah, you need loads.
You can't have one supercar.
A peasant. Anyone watching this with one supercar, you do not drive enough or as good as you should.
Exactly. That's the only reason you're okay.
That's right. With your one...
Oh, I have one supercar. That's enough.
Yeah, yeah, right. If you drove it all the time and you drove it hard, you'd be born.
You need more. You need all of them.
Exactly
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Fuck yeah! It does look good.
Does it? It is. It does.
How many supercars are outside the hotel right now?
At the Grand Hotel in Tibishwara, how many supercars are outside?
Two. Why are there two?
But three left the house. Yeah, I swear.
I was driving by Ferrari.
And I sold the McLaren and I was with another Ferrari.
There's two Ferraris. I never think I have to fight two Ferraris in my McLaren.
What happened? I don't know.
I'm confused. I think the driver is a fucking geek and broke it somehow.
I don't want to talk to you guys. Why doesn't there war in your fridge?
Why did you break the Ferrari? War?
Who needs water? I drank all of Tristan's water.
I'm Jesus. Luke drank all of water and that's not Ferrari.
I'm Jesus. So what did Jesus do?
What did you do, Luke? What did Jesus do?
He drank water in the wine? Why are you guys...
That can't be good.
Now we're talking. Crack me if I can't be here.
Luke, drinking is classy.
I'm going to be a classy guy.
Look what Luke's drinking.
Water. Why do they call me Jesus Christ?
Why do they call me Jesus Christ?
Is this vodka? Why do they call me Jesus Christ?
He's here in water. Come on Forget delicious vodka's ass Cool white wine, ain't that fine.
Cool white wine, ain't that fine.
Finlandia. Nice can of beer?
Wish you weren't here.
If we ain't hitting our targets, we're hitting the ball.
Open the big screen, Luke.
What are we doing? It's hot wine.
Why did you want wine? You guys are a weak mom.
Why did you stop throwing wine later?
No, that's not actually what happened. Let me tell you what happened.
This was water until I walked past.
I saw it and then it became wine.
And then it became hot. Then it became hot because I'm hot.
That's why I stopped here. I want some water.
So I can turn water into wine like Jesus.
And I can make it hot because I'm hot.
Yeah, I know. That's what happened.
That's exactly what's happened. Oh, to the witch.
The witch did it in the wizard.
Okay. Thank you.
You're welcome. Oh, my friend.
I'm speaking English. Yes, I'm speaking English.
Only. So what's happened?
I have changed my name to Duvant Ma.
That's my name now. You've ordered wine.
Wine. Yeah. No, but I turned water into wine in the hotel.
We already have a bunch of wine. We have loads of wine.
Why is today a wine bag? This wine is like three lei.
So we can drink loads. The bottle I just bought is 1,900 lei.
How much is that? 500 euro.
How many of these wines is that?
Look. You bought a bottle of 500 euro wine.
No, no, no. You turned water into wine.
Well, I turned cash into wine.
And I've just transformed more cash into wine than you've done.
Why don't you buy 500 euro wine?
Why? We don't like wine. No one likes wine.
No. We don't like wine. I super like wine.
You don't. I do.
That's a lie. Everyone who knows me knows I love wine.
That's a lie. I'm a big wine guy.
He's lying. He is lying.
He's lying again. I am not lying.
Jesus just said you're lying. I love wine.
I saw him turn water into wine.
And he's saying you're lying. I turned water into wine for free.
And you bought 500 euro wine.
Yeah, I love wine. And wine.
It's my favorite drink. Why do we do these things?
I don't even want wine.
This wine's okay because it's warm.
Even though I'm kind of sick of it.
And the cool white wine ain't that fine.
A glass of that down, yeah.
So, Tristan, this is the wine you ordered.
Wine's actually an energy drink.
It's the original energy drink.
It's not. It is.
All wine tastes the same.
Why would you buy the most expensive wine?
Yeah. I like wine.
You don't. This is wine.
You're lying again. I don't care.
I'll drink two bottles. I don't care.
This can't be a thing. Everyone knows wine is the original energy drink.
That's not true. No one's ever said that ever.
I've heard nothing but that.
You're a liar. For years.
You continue to lie. Tristan, come on.
You must want to smell it. No.
He'll try. He's French. I'm fine.
Thank you. Okay. You want to...
Yeah, pour it. Yeah, no, no.
Yeah, taste citrus. Just pour. Okay.
Just fill it out.
Yeah. Yes. Nice. Perfect.
We're sure it's good. Which one?
Her or her? Nice.
Just try to get me. Nice.
Nice. Yeah. Big wine man who loves, loves wine.
Oh, no, no. I'm about to really get it.
How are you going to super get me?
Is he going to down it?
He's going to mix it with the other wine?
I knew it. I knew it.
With the most expensive bottle of wine in the restaurant.
He's an idiot. He's going to take both of them in the same cup.
Really? And drink them together. That's what he's going to do.
No thanks. I don't like wine.
No, no. Please.
I don't like wine. It's fine.
Thank you. So we knew it.
He was lying. So he just wasted our money.
He just wasted it. Go on, give me some money.
That would have got you though, if I ordered it and then said, I don't like wine.
Whatever. Murok.
Murok.
Tastes like wine. I mean, what can I say?
Tastes like wine. So it's wine.
Yeah, so it's wine.
It tastes like wine.
Crazy. Crazy.
Nice. Thanks, Tristan.
I didn't know. You're welcome. I will happily spend 500 euros for wine for you.
Any day you would. Thank you.
You're my friend. So...
Tristan, why do you do these things?
Do what things? You order the most expensive wine they have, and then you don't drink any.
We all don't drink any.
You didn't drink any. I know.
I don't like wine.
You're the wine mold. Yeah, but you didn't drink your wine.
I know. You didn't drink the wine, Luke.
It was expensive. You didn't drink the wine, Luke.
I want wine. No one wants wine.
I don't really know one. You're saying we bought the most expensive wine in the restaurant when I'm drinking?
Yes. Let's do this guy.
This is a way of losing it.
Who's going to drink the wine?
I don't want wine. We interrupt this program for a special news bullet.
I get messages all the time, and the most common message I get from people is, hey, Tate, you know, once I've paid my mortgage off, I think I'll be in a position where I feel more financially free.
I feel like, you know what I need?
I need a weapon that, through the screen, I can...
The fuck is wrong with you?
You got a mortgage because you were told by old people that what you do is you work really hard and you save your money and you put your money in a savings account and then you go to the bank and you beg to borrow loads of money and then you get a mortgage.
Now you got 30 years of slavery and not only is it slavery, but you are now tied to a geographical location.
I could say to you, look, I will pay you 100 grand a month to go work for me in Japan and you can't.
Oh, I've just sold my house. I need to find someone to rent my house.
Oh, the tenants didn't pay the rent.
You're destroying your adaptability by getting a mortgage.
But people do it because it's the only way they can think to create wealth.
All of the old methods for creating wealth no longer work.
If you look at the cost of a house based on the average wage plus the appreciation back then compared to now, it is no longer a sound investment.
It doesn't make sense. And when I say this to people, they say, yeah, well then what am I supposed to do?
I'll tell you what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to find new methods of wealth creation.
Listen, I'm from nothing.
I came up with nothing. Single parent household, no money, government housing completely.
Now I'm worth millions and millions of dollars.
I never had a fucking mortgage.
I never had a credit card.
Never asked a bank for shit.
I just made a whole ton of money with new wealth creation methods.
I will teach you how to do this in DeFi.
DeFi, decentralized finance.
Not centralized like the mortgage bullshit.
Decentralized finance. And it's brand new.
This is a brand new way anybody can make money, even if you only have 50 bucks.
I guarantee you will make money with this system.
All you have to do is read it, pay attention, and you can get a fraction of my fantastic life.
I have more social proof than anyone else on the internet.
There's no one else on the internet who's flexing money like me.
I obviously know something about making money.
So I encourage you to pay attention and learn.
What is this?
Oh.
What do you mean what? It's just a drink.
So it started with one, then two, now it's four.
What's four? The amount of drinks I've had, or you're trying to give me.
Here's another two. Two plus two is four.
You mean another two. One, two.
Yeah, that's for one. What happened to one drink?
My straws are still here, from the last ones.
How many drinks is this? Two.
No. How many drinks is this on its own?
It's one. It's just one.
And that's one. No. So it's just the one.
Just the one. I just had two.
The straws are still here.
One, two, three, four.
A straw is a drink. All right, Poirot.
How's a straw a drink?
All right, Sherlock. Just the one.
Just the one, Luke. Just the one.
It's not just the one. It's four.
Just the one. Take confidential.
This must make sense. Please comment if it's just one or four because I'm very confused now.
Can someone please tell Luke in the comments that we're just having the one drink.
It's just the one. You guys can all count.
You can count. How many drinks has Luke had tonight?