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One Supercar, Enough?
00:03:31
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| So why are you in my car? | |
| Because I broke it again. | |
| Luke broke his Ferrari again. | |
| Good song every day! | |
| Good song every day! | |
| Take one for the team, man. | |
| Good song every day! | |
| Good song every day! | |
| See you on the block! | |
| Now we're talking! | |
| They're back. So Tristan, Andrew, we're in the rebellion. | |
| We're in a rebellion and it's kicked off and the police came into the restaurant because everyone was having too much fun. | |
| Way too much fun! And then we started rebelling and now the police are back. | |
| They're back! It comes round two! | |
| And we just got off again. | |
| So we'll see who wins. | |
| So, there's three of us driving. | |
| Wait, weren't you in your Ferrari? | |
| I was in my Ferrari. So why are you in my car? | |
| Because I broke it again. | |
| Luke broke his Ferrari again. | |
| Again. So I've had to organize a truck to go pick up your Ferrari, and now we're continuing to yash. | |
| Yes. And I'm considering if I put one of my many other supercars on a truck to give to you. | |
| Maybe. I would appreciate it. | |
| Driving's super fun. | |
| Do I give you one of my other supercars? | |
| I mean, I do have a bunch of them. | |
| You do have a bunch of them. That is true. | |
| Dice for supercar boys. | |
| Dice for supercars. | |
| If you win, I'll put another one on the truck and bring it to you. | |
| You lose, No car. | |
| Shit. Buy some supercars. | |
| Supercar dice. No one realizes why... | |
| I completely understand why you have so many supercars. | |
| Yeah, because they break and shit. They do. | |
| You need loads. Yeah, you need loads. | |
| You can't have one supercar. | |
| A peasant. Anyone watching this with one supercar, you do not drive enough or as good as you should. | |
| Exactly. That's the only reason you're okay. | |
| That's right. With your one... | |
| Oh, I have one supercar. That's enough. | |
| Yeah, yeah, right. If you drove it all the time and you drove it hard, you'd be born. | |
| You need more. You need all of them. | |
| Exactly | |
| I | |
| Fuck yeah! It does look good. | |
| Does it? It is. It does. | |
| How many supercars are outside the hotel right now? | |
| At the Grand Hotel in Tibishwara, how many supercars are outside? | |
| Two. Why are there two? | |
| But three left the house. Yeah, I swear. | |
| I was driving by Ferrari. | |
| And I sold the McLaren and I was with another Ferrari. | |
| There's two Ferraris. I never think I have to fight two Ferraris in my McLaren. | |
|
Turned Water Into Wine
00:06:14
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| What happened? I don't know. | |
| I'm confused. I think the driver is a fucking geek and broke it somehow. | |
| I don't want to talk to you guys. Why doesn't there war in your fridge? | |
| Why did you break the Ferrari? War? | |
| Who needs water? I drank all of Tristan's water. | |
| I'm Jesus. Luke drank all of water and that's not Ferrari. | |
| I'm Jesus. So what did Jesus do? | |
| What did you do, Luke? What did Jesus do? | |
| He drank water in the wine? Why are you guys... | |
| That can't be good. | |
| Now we're talking. Crack me if I can't be here. | |
| Luke, drinking is classy. | |
| I'm going to be a classy guy. | |
| Look what Luke's drinking. | |
| Water. Why do they call me Jesus Christ? | |
| Why do they call me Jesus Christ? | |
| Is this vodka? Why do they call me Jesus Christ? | |
| He's here in water. Come on Forget delicious vodka's ass Cool white wine, ain't that fine. | |
| Cool white wine, ain't that fine. | |
| Finlandia. Nice can of beer? | |
| Wish you weren't here. | |
| If we ain't hitting our targets, we're hitting the ball. | |
| Open the big screen, Luke. | |
| What are we doing? It's hot wine. | |
| Why did you want wine? You guys are a weak mom. | |
| Why did you stop throwing wine later? | |
| No, that's not actually what happened. Let me tell you what happened. | |
| This was water until I walked past. | |
| I saw it and then it became wine. | |
| And then it became hot. Then it became hot because I'm hot. | |
| That's why I stopped here. I want some water. | |
| So I can turn water into wine like Jesus. | |
| And I can make it hot because I'm hot. | |
| Yeah, I know. That's what happened. | |
| That's exactly what's happened. Oh, to the witch. | |
| The witch did it in the wizard. | |
| Okay. Thank you. | |
| You're welcome. Oh, my friend. | |
| I'm speaking English. Yes, I'm speaking English. | |
| Only. So what's happened? | |
| I have changed my name to Duvant Ma. | |
| That's my name now. You've ordered wine. | |
| Wine. Yeah. No, but I turned water into wine in the hotel. | |
| We already have a bunch of wine. We have loads of wine. | |
| Why is today a wine bag? This wine is like three lei. | |
| So we can drink loads. The bottle I just bought is 1,900 lei. | |
| How much is that? 500 euro. | |
| How many of these wines is that? | |
| Look. You bought a bottle of 500 euro wine. | |
| No, no, no. You turned water into wine. | |
| Well, I turned cash into wine. | |
| And I've just transformed more cash into wine than you've done. | |
| Why don't you buy 500 euro wine? | |
| Why? We don't like wine. No one likes wine. | |
| No. We don't like wine. I super like wine. | |
| You don't. I do. | |
| That's a lie. Everyone who knows me knows I love wine. | |
| That's a lie. I'm a big wine guy. | |
| He's lying. He is lying. | |
| He's lying again. I am not lying. | |
| Jesus just said you're lying. I love wine. | |
| I saw him turn water into wine. | |
| And he's saying you're lying. I turned water into wine for free. | |
| And you bought 500 euro wine. | |
| Yeah, I love wine. And wine. | |
| It's my favorite drink. Why do we do these things? | |
| I don't even want wine. | |
| This wine's okay because it's warm. | |
| Even though I'm kind of sick of it. | |
| And the cool white wine ain't that fine. | |
| A glass of that down, yeah. | |
| So, Tristan, this is the wine you ordered. | |
| Wine's actually an energy drink. | |
| It's the original energy drink. | |
| It's not. It is. | |
| All wine tastes the same. | |
| Why would you buy the most expensive wine? | |
| Yeah. I like wine. | |
| You don't. This is wine. | |
| You're lying again. I don't care. | |
| I'll drink two bottles. I don't care. | |
| This can't be a thing. Everyone knows wine is the original energy drink. | |
| That's not true. No one's ever said that ever. | |
| I've heard nothing but that. | |
| You're a liar. For years. | |
| You continue to lie. Tristan, come on. | |
| You must want to smell it. No. | |
| He'll try. He's French. I'm fine. | |
| Thank you. Okay. You want to... | |
| Yeah, pour it. Yeah, no, no. | |
| Yeah, taste citrus. Just pour. Okay. | |
| Just fill it out. | |
| Yeah. Yes. Nice. Perfect. | |
| We're sure it's good. Which one? | |
| Her or her? Nice. | |
| Just try to get me. Nice. | |
| Nice. Yeah. Big wine man who loves, loves wine. | |
| Oh, no, no. I'm about to really get it. | |
| How are you going to super get me? | |
| Is he going to down it? | |
| He's going to mix it with the other wine? | |
| I knew it. I knew it. | |
| With the most expensive bottle of wine in the restaurant. | |
| He's an idiot. He's going to take both of them in the same cup. | |
| Really? And drink them together. That's what he's going to do. | |
| No thanks. I don't like wine. | |
| No, no. Please. | |
| I don't like wine. It's fine. | |
| Thank you. So we knew it. | |
| He was lying. So he just wasted our money. | |
| He just wasted it. Go on, give me some money. | |
| That would have got you though, if I ordered it and then said, I don't like wine. | |
| Whatever. Murok. | |
| Murok. | |
| Tastes like wine. I mean, what can I say? | |
| Tastes like wine. So it's wine. | |
| Yeah, so it's wine. | |
| It tastes like wine. | |
| Crazy. Crazy. | |
| Nice. Thanks, Tristan. | |
| I didn't know. You're welcome. I will happily spend 500 euros for wine for you. | |
| Any day you would. Thank you. | |
| You're my friend. So... | |
| Tristan, why do you do these things? | |
| Do what things? You order the most expensive wine they have, and then you don't drink any. | |
| We all don't drink any. | |
| You didn't drink any. I know. | |
| I don't like wine. | |
| You're the wine mold. Yeah, but you didn't drink your wine. | |
| I know. You didn't drink the wine, Luke. | |
| It was expensive. You didn't drink the wine, Luke. | |
| I want wine. No one wants wine. | |
| I don't really know one. You're saying we bought the most expensive wine in the restaurant when I'm drinking? | |
| Yes. Let's do this guy. | |
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Brand New Money Making Way
00:04:00
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| This is a way of losing it. | |
| Who's going to drink the wine? | |
| I don't want wine. We interrupt this program for a special news bullet. | |
| I get messages all the time, and the most common message I get from people is, hey, Tate, you know, once I've paid my mortgage off, I think I'll be in a position where I feel more financially free. | |
| I feel like, you know what I need? | |
| I need a weapon that, through the screen, I can... | |
| The fuck is wrong with you? | |
| You got a mortgage because you were told by old people that what you do is you work really hard and you save your money and you put your money in a savings account and then you go to the bank and you beg to borrow loads of money and then you get a mortgage. | |
| Now you got 30 years of slavery and not only is it slavery, but you are now tied to a geographical location. | |
| I could say to you, look, I will pay you 100 grand a month to go work for me in Japan and you can't. | |
| Oh, I've just sold my house. I need to find someone to rent my house. | |
| Oh, the tenants didn't pay the rent. | |
| You're destroying your adaptability by getting a mortgage. | |
| But people do it because it's the only way they can think to create wealth. | |
| All of the old methods for creating wealth no longer work. | |
| If you look at the cost of a house based on the average wage plus the appreciation back then compared to now, it is no longer a sound investment. | |
| It doesn't make sense. And when I say this to people, they say, yeah, well then what am I supposed to do? | |
| I'll tell you what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to find new methods of wealth creation. | |
| Listen, I'm from nothing. | |
| I came up with nothing. Single parent household, no money, government housing completely. | |
| Now I'm worth millions and millions of dollars. | |
| I never had a fucking mortgage. | |
| I never had a credit card. | |
| Never asked a bank for shit. | |
| I just made a whole ton of money with new wealth creation methods. | |
| I will teach you how to do this in DeFi. | |
| DeFi, decentralized finance. | |
| Not centralized like the mortgage bullshit. | |
| Decentralized finance. And it's brand new. | |
| This is a brand new way anybody can make money, even if you only have 50 bucks. | |
| I guarantee you will make money with this system. | |
| All you have to do is read it, pay attention, and you can get a fraction of my fantastic life. | |
| I have more social proof than anyone else on the internet. | |
| There's no one else on the internet who's flexing money like me. | |
| I obviously know something about making money. | |
| So I encourage you to pay attention and learn. | |
| What is this? | |
| Oh. | |
| What do you mean what? It's just a drink. | |
| So it started with one, then two, now it's four. | |
| What's four? The amount of drinks I've had, or you're trying to give me. | |
| Here's another two. Two plus two is four. | |
| You mean another two. One, two. | |
| Yeah, that's for one. What happened to one drink? | |
| My straws are still here, from the last ones. | |
| How many drinks is this? Two. | |
| No. How many drinks is this on its own? | |
| It's one. It's just one. | |
| And that's one. No. So it's just the one. | |
| Just the one. I just had two. | |
| The straws are still here. | |
| One, two, three, four. | |
| A straw is a drink. All right, Poirot. | |
| How's a straw a drink? | |
| All right, Sherlock. Just the one. | |
| Just the one, Luke. Just the one. | |
| It's not just the one. It's four. | |
| Just the one. Take confidential. | |
| This must make sense. Please comment if it's just one or four because I'm very confused now. | |
| Can someone please tell Luke in the comments that we're just having the one drink. | |
| It's just the one. You guys can all count. | |
| You can count. How many drinks has Luke had tonight? | |
| That is the new comment that. | |
| Comment. Comment, please. | |
| Just the one. No, it's four. | |
| Now it's four. It's probably gonna be like ten. | |
| It's never just the one. | |
| Just the ones not real. | |
| This can't be about the coins again. | |
| Solid gold coins. | |
| I thought we were going to the cars. | |