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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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FERRARI SUPERFAST UPGRADE | Tate Confidential Ep. 94
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I'm a genius.
I'm a genius.
Good song and good tape.
Good song and good tape.
They come from a cheap brand.
Good song and good tape.
What's this?
I don't know.
This has been making me money for six months.
Six months ago, I told a bunch of people, hey, you don't have to go be a shit muncher.
Why are you working a job like a shit muncher when you can have money from the sky?
And they were like, oh, no, I'd rather go to work.
Work. This, read this.
What does it say? Chocolate cake with- Chocolate fucking cake!
What's the price of cake?
The price of cake, what's the price of cake?
I think it's $20 now. $20!
I had cake at fucking what, 33 cents?
33 cents. Like 40 grand of it at 33 cents, now it's $20.
Do the fucking math! I'm a trillionaire!
I'm a millionaire again!
I became a millionaire, now I keep becoming a millionaire over and over and over again.
All I do is make millions.
Oh, I have 1 million, 2 million, 10 million.
And I tell people on the internet, you don't need to work.
You can get cake and pancakes and you can flip the pancakes to get money from the sky.
And they're looking at me like, you're told, what pancakes?
You could be rich, but you're a shit muncher.
You don't get Taco Bell.
Can't afford it. We can, because we're rich.
You're a shit muncher, you should listen to me.
Who says you're not allowed?
I heard it. I heard it.
Wear night glasses for beauty and a proper use.
I subsolder too use,look how pretty it is.
These pants are good to wear on a wedding and have lots of lads on.
I hate this outfit now, MBA I'm on, I'm on, yeah.
But I gotta go to school, but I can't stay there no more.
I guess there's no tomorrow, baby now I gotta go.
It's just the way it is.
I'm on, I'm on, yeah.
But I gotta go to school, but I can't stay there no more.
Enjoy the party.
But I gotta go to school, but I can't stay there no more.
I guess there's no tomorrow, baby now I gotta go.
Round 3 I'm on, I'm on, yeah.
But I gotta go to school, but I can't stay there no more.
I guess there's no tomorrow, baby now I gotta go.
It's just the way it is.
Baby, make me a man, my heart.
Two days later.
Basically, I'm Luke.
Because you didn't wear your space suit in Las Vegas, what happened is the atmosphere decompressed in real time, and I had to fly into the sun to restart the fusion.
And when I did that, I emerged as you.
So I'm you now.
So I drive your Ferrari.
Nice. So who am I? Am I still Luke?
No. You're not Luke.
And you're not me. You're...
Faceless man. No, you're Rory.
Because everyone keeps asking where Rory is.
Who the fuck are you? I'm fucking Luke.
I'm Tristan's cousin.
I'm Luke. Bro, who is this guy?
Luke King. I'm fucking Luke.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm Luke?
I'm Rory. You're Rory and I'm Luke.
The whole game has changed.
Everything's changed. Take confidential.
It's all changed. And I think your Ferrari with the race exhaust is the best sounding car we have.
Which is why I decided to put a race exhaust on my Ferrari.
Wait. That's where we're going now.
Because you've got a V8 4 liter With a big race exhaust and it sounds amazing.
And I've got a V12 6 liter Ferrari.
And I put a race exhaust on my Ferrari.
Because little fucking Luke driving around thought he had the best sounding car.
Not any fucking more.
So I had to teach you a lesson about the real world before I became you and you became Ford.
So that's where we're going.
We're going now for me, Luke, to collect my new second throw.
Nice.
I know.
I know.
I was just saying that's the best time to go.
You know, I forget, I forget I'm such a disorder.
I've always seen all the Ferrari, and I think in my mind it's a bit like, boring, but it's not like that.
It's a beautiful car.
It's a beautiful car.
So I need to uh...
I'm ready to piss him off.
Let's do a uh... let's rock and compete.
Well, that's right, you can beat it.
I'm not a robot.
I'm a genius.
out of oovr act mask
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So Rory's gonna drive that one.
Luke will drive this one.
I'm Luke. I'm Rory.
He's Rory. I went into the sun to restart the fusion.
You don't remember? I had to have my space suit.
You didn't have the space suit, Megan.
You guys are humble. So I said I'll buy us a castle house.
No, but I found out I can actually stay in this castle.
What happened is I turned up and I was sexy as fuck in my supercar.
And I said, excuse me, who's the manager?
Who's the boss here? Who's the boss?
Not much money. Who's the boss?
I finally found the boss. I was like, hi, you must have a room in this castle, which I could stay in.
And they said, actually, yes, we have a little villa and we have an apartment for special occasions only.
I said, it is a special occasion. I'm going to have your motherfucking cake.
Give them to me. And then I messaged you, and then you drove here, and here we are, and now we live in a castle.
Problem solved. Thanks.
It was a big problem. It was a big problem.
Now we didn't have to buy a castle house.
Tristan was acting like it wasn't a problem.
Listen, we are going to live here because I've decided to turn our house into a castle.
Because trying to buy a castle house proves too hard because we can't find the one we want.
So we're going to turn our current house into a castle, and while that happens, because there's going to be a lot of construction work, we're going to live in this castle.
We're castle now. I'll leave.
You can't leave. Listen. Leave where?
We live in the castle. I have a Ferrari 812 Superfast outside of a castle.
I'm drinking cognac. It's broken to cars.
Why are you pretending I'm not the coolest human alive?
Because I'm doing exactly the same thing and so is Luke.
And he's certainly not. Luke's friend's over there.
Luke, your friend's over there.
What do you mean? If you're watching this and you're not a millionaire Then you're fucking up your life.
And not only you're fucking up your life because you're not a millionaire, but you're also fucking up your life because the largest transfer of wealth in modern history is taking place right now.
You've all seen my tweet where it said I bought 600 grand worth of Bitcoin.
Turned it into seven, eight million. I don't know how much it is.
How much is that? Eight million? I don't know.
Who cares? I've got millions already.
Who gives a fuck? Point is, you could have done that if you had 600 grand, but you didn't because you're fucking broke.
So if you're sitting around now and you're broke, Not only does your life shit because you're broke, but there's a huge opportunity cost.
Because right now, if you had money sitting around, you could follow experts like me, or there's other people out there who know exactly what they're doing, and you could quadruple your cash, but you don't fucking have any.
Isn't that amazing? That you're fucking up your life to that level where a once-in-a-lifetime event is taking place, and you're sitting around counting pennies like a fucking jackass.
You should have money.
You need to find a way to get money urgently.
I'll tell you why. I was talking to someone recently and they're like, oh, but isn't crypto a risk?
The only risk is not having crypto.
As your life continues, your pathetic wormish life, as it continues, your ability to acquire more cash will likely increase.
You'll likely become better at making money.
However, as time passes, your ability to acquire crypto will become more and more difficult.
It's going to become harder to get crypto because the prices are going to go up because the Federal Reserve won't turn off the fucking money printers.
If you don't have enough money right now to invest half a million dollars into cryptocurrency, you're fucking up.
Because if you could get hold of half a million right now, all your dreams of needing 10 or 20 million, you don't need that.
You need half a million dollars today.
If you can do that and you make the right moves, you can be rich forever.
So if you don't have half a million, what we're doing is we're putting together a plan in the war room for anybody and everybody to make money online, specifically with the goal of investing in cryptocurrency.
If you want to make money, Inbox me.
So we're in the castle in our Hunter's Lodge.
And you need to give me the lighter for my cigar.
Tristan, you've been refusing to give me the lighter for an hour.
Unless you admit it. It has been an hour.
You admit it and confess.
You're going to have the lighter. Admit what?
What is going to be admit? We know what he wants to admit.
Just admit it. Admit what?
You know what to admit. Just say, Tristan, I admit it.
I'm going to have the lighter. I don't want to admit it.
I don't believe in this. No, you can't do it.
It's the only way to get hold of the lighter.
You can't have it any other way.
How about this? I'll make my own light.
No one ever has lit in a cigar this way.
This might work. Wait.
I'm an 18 karat rose gold DuPont lighter. That's the way to do it.
Tristan, I'm not the light master.
What you're doing is black, Sterling.
It looks like it's working.
You know what? I just lit my cigar without your lighter.
Do you admit that?
I admit it. So the tables have turned.
We admit it. Finally.
Full confession. Tristan, booze is not food.
You can't keep saying...
What do you have for lunch?
For lunch I had a...
Was it cognac only? Yeah.
For dinner I'm having a Hugo. What did you order?
I ordered a steak both times.
Yeah, cool. Steak's good. Steak's good.
Yeah, steak's food. Well, there's limes in the glass.
Limes have... That's not food.
Limes are food. Limes very much are food.
And are limes food. Excuse me.
Give me three more Hugos, please.
Thank you. Four.
Thank you. With extra lime in mind, please.
Extra slice of lime. Lime's our food, Luke.
I'll prove it. I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to starve to death.
This can't be real.
It is real. How long are you going to do this for?
Forever. I can survive on limes.
You can't survive on Hugos.
Yep. Did you know...
That in the age of sail, British sailors used to get scurvy until the British Navy started packing lemons and limes into their ships in massive quantities because they could store well, and eating them had enough vitamin content to avoid sailors dying of hunger and the scurvy?
Did you know that? That's exactly why Americans call English people limeys to this day, because the ships used to stink of citrus when we turned up.
So you very much can survive on limes.
So before you insult my dinner, why don't you educate yourself about history?
Read a fucking book. Thought you were a geek.
Clearly not. You just look like one.
That's not dinner. It's my dinner.
What's breakfast then?
I don't know. I've got to drive, so probably a black coffee.
And then when I finish driving, schnapps for lunch?
Sounds good to me. Tristan, why do you do these things?
Well, these ones actually have mint as well, which is obviously very high in zinc and iron to fuel my big arms.
That can't be real. What do you mean?
That's not... What's your diet by something?
You're like 20 kilos lighter than me.
That is true. That is true.
Why do you keep telling me I'm doing things wrong?
Like, I'll fight you for it.
I'll fight you over opinions.
I'll eat nothing but these today.
That's my dinner. You can have bacon, legs, and steak, and whatever you like, and then we'll fight.
No, thanks. No problem.
That can't be good.
You're not happy.
There's no happiness eating limes.
I am calling for an immediate cease and desist on all work-related activities.
From now on, our lives are to be fun and pleasure only.
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