BUYING 3 NEW FERRARIS WITH GOLD COINS | Tate Confidential Ep. 95
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The boss for us. Because...
I'm a multimillionaire.
That's what they do, isn't it? That's what I do, yeah.
That's what I do. What else am I gonna do? Andrew,
it's not gold. No.
I have a solution to your car problems.
Okay. I found a way we can exchange this solid gold coin.
It's not solid gold. For at least three new Ferraris.
This isn't real. It is.
It's from the Yash Museum and it's solid gold.
And the greatest thing about it is it only cost me 10 lei.
It only cost you 10 lei. 10 lei and it's solid gold.
And Luke doesn't see the genius in my maneuver.
Because it's not gold, no one would accept it for anything.
I'm not even sure you could get 10 lei back for it.
People don't accept gold. It's not gold!
I'm sure you're present, actually. Bitcoin, you're worth it.
I'm Mr. Bitcoin. Listen, precious metals, mate.
This is the future. We can spend all our money on this.
More. How many of those can we buy?
All of them? We can actually buy all of them.
I know the answer. This isn't real.
This isn't gonna help the Ferrari problem at all.
I'm depressed. New driver, mate.
Why have one Bugatti?
I know what you're going to do. What's he going to do?
Why would we only have one Bugatti Tristan when I found a way to make us richer than beyond our wildest dreams?
We thought we were rich before.
We're about to get rich rich.
This can't be about the coins again.
Solid gold coins.
I thought we were going to the cars.
Cars? Solid gold coins.
They're not solid gold coins.
Solid gold coins. This castle doesn't give you solid gold coins for 10 lei.
I know it sounds crazy, but trust me, it can't be real.
My friend, if it worked once, it'll work again.
Oh shit, maybe they worked out.
Looks like they worked out that they're giving away solid gold coins for only 10 lei.
I don't think it works anymore. No fucking way it worked.
Repeat and repeat. Let's keep going.
Stop wasting money.
I'm not wasting money.
Well now they're only two. Millionaire.
They're a millionaire now. Solid gold coin.
See how much I must be worth. They're worth less than $10,000.
Maybe $25,000, $30,000 each.
Alright, wait. Used indefinitely.
Okay. No! Wait, no!
Okay, it's $10 per hundred.
$10 per hundred. How many can we get?
Tristan, we're going to be fucking rich.
Stack them up. This isn't how it works!
How else do you think we'd keep buying all these expensive cars?
But if anyone knows where Timishwara is, or where Yash is, sorry, they can steal our idea.
Wait, has this been the whole business the whole time?
Yeah, the whole time for this. This is all the money we've ever spent.
We're gonna have all the coins before anyone else steals our idea.
Nice. So we're gonna be the only rich people.
Empty the machine. You can't empty...
Russians like the Nazis.
Alright. So turn off the main road.
We're trying to go round.
the main road because there's police cars everywhere and I don't know I have a suspicion I never speed for camera I never speed we drive at the speed but the police seem to have this issue with me they stop me all the time so we've kind of gone off into the villages but it's just dirt roads and there's cops everywhere maybe we should just face the music I think there's a way yeah that's what I think but also also send me to jail Like, okay, this one, yeah. But how do we do about these ones?
Up there. This one's fine.
There's a town right here. Well, we just have to get to the nearest big town, right?
That's the objective. Big town hotel.
Ployest is easy. Wait.
Yeah. Wait a minute. Go down this way.
No, I've got it. If we go around these cops...
Are they up here?
Where are they? Are they there? Keep going.
Yeah, they're there.
We need to get out towards Ployess somehow.
There must be a way.
I think there's a way. Back to Podogoria.
Around to Saralescu.
Are we really going to do this just to try and avoid it?
It's kind of fun. It is kind of fun.
I hope we're not breaking any laws. Let's go down to Ramunka Sarat.
And then let's navigate towards...
Brashov.
That's a long way, bro It's not a way I'm neat Ramney Kusar a message loop go all right, I think we win I think we win this.
I think we're fucking the best.
I think we're good. Oh, look at the old lady.
She's seeing us plot our escape.
So, we're doing the dirt road move.
No one has, no one has ever been on this road in this car.
No. No one. Ever.
Ever. This is the most net worth that's ever been driven across this road ever in the existence of this road.
In the existence. Of the entire existence of this road.
This piece of earth, probably.
If we're actually thinking about it. This piece of earth.
We're just in between two fields on a dirt road.
I know. And $600,000 for commerce.
Yes. It doesn't make any sense.
It does. To avoid a speeding fine.
Yes. And we weren't even speeding, that's the thing.
Of course you weren't. We weren't even fucking speeding.
We would never do that. We're always at the speed limit.
I wonder what the speed limit is here, on this road.
Well, I don't think I could break it if I wanted to.
I'm doing 18 miles an hour.
It's a rough ride as it is.
Good old Romania.
So these people are getting a bit flexed on.
They have to admit it. They probably feel it a bit.
Two British supercars worth hundreds of thousands of dollars each.
Going on these fucking roads.
These houses are worth a tenth of the price of this car.
I could buy this street.
This entire block instead of this car.
I wonder how to survive. It must be just like Big Bomb, but like even horror.
If I spoke very Romanian, I'd pull up as someone's house and ask if we could park and have lunch.
That would be good. Hello.
We are trying to escape.
Can we please have lunch here?
Tristan, what is this?
It's not an actual emergency. Okay, first of all, this morning we were out with cigars.
Check the humidor. Okay.
We were out with cigars.
I know what Tristan's doing.
He's drawing something and saying, I know everything's going to be fine because I've realized something about our business.
Guys, what I've been putting together is my vision for the family's future.
Okay. Does anyone want a cigar?
Yes, please. I'll take one of the small ones.
Cool.
My vision for the future of this family...
Andrew, you got one for him?
I've been plugging it out.
Now, we're gonna celebrate my vision over a nice drink.
So I've had a... These are massive.
Oh, so? It's just the one.
We all know that's not true.
It's just the one. Cheers. Just the one's like a mint.
Cheers. It's like Santa Claus.
Wait, I can't talk until there's a new candle on the table.
Because candles may be... Agreed?
Alright, take a sip of that and tell me it's not good.
What is this?
Whiskey soda with sliced lemon peel.
Sliced lemon peel, nice.
Nice touch.
It's a nice touch. Wonderful fucking touch.
It actually does taste good.
I'll admit, these are actually quite good.
Yes, near me.
because I'm gonna use it.
There you go.
Nice candle.
I know. I'll take that later.
Alright.
I'm finishing the chocolate.
Thanks for watching!
Bye.
For my visits for a family future.
I'm feeling I know what it is.
I have a feeling I know what it is.
I just can't say it on YouTube.
That's the one.
My vision for the family's future goes up some layers.
I know what it is.
Stocks only go up...
Stonks only go up. Crypto only goes up.
Everything's going to the moon.
We're going to be rich. We are smart.
We're not smart. We are smart.
Smart's not a thing. It is a thing.
Where's the crayons?
Do we eat them or put them in another one?
Favorite flavor only, please.
I like red. I just like the stonk.
I just like the stonk.
I knew it. Okay.
Everything's going up. There's no reason to worry.
We're heading off to crypto that we're already going to be a nine-figure millionaires.
Okay, so, how is this an emergency?
This sounds like only good news.
Because we have cigars. We didn't have any.
That is true. And now we've been restocked.
We have to celebrate with just the one drink.
It's never a salon. It's not real.
You have to admit, this is a good drink.
It is quite good. Why are we in Turkey?
Why are we in Turkey?
We came to the airport not knowing where we're going.
Now we're gonna be standing on the line.
Tristan, remember what I'm saying? He's not talking to you.
Do you know why we're in Istanbul?
I have no clue. I don't care.
I'm not talking to you either. So this is going to be a silent takeoff metro, just me narrating.
Basically. I'll talk to you.
I'm not talking to you anymore.
So why are we in Istanbul? Listen.
Do you not remember when you went all the way to Las Vegas and didn't wear your space suit?
Do you know why the strip is empty?
Because Luke's not wearing a space suit.
What do you mean, space suit?
When's the last time you wore your space suit, Luke?
Well? Are you in outer space?
No. Why is Luke not wearing a space suit again?
Again! No one of the strips is fucking empty.
I do. Are you wearing your space suit now?
I am not. So you have not learned your lesson.
And that my friend is why we're in this event Walked into this prestigious establishment and said what is your most expensive hotel?
Expensive hotel rooms to Alfred Hitchcock suite so why it's about the Alfred Hitchcock suite. He actually stayed in this hotel What the fuck are people coming to Turkey for all the way back then?
So I was like well, I mean he was okay I'm definitely better writer than he ever was see the fucking room Mmm.
Here we are. I mean, what did he write?
A book or some shit? I don't even know who he is.
Well, let's put it this way.
I'm cooler than him. The birds.
Is that it? The birds. So that's what he's doing.
I can do that. He's the birds, man.
The birds. So this is where I now live, Luke.
I play piano. I sit at my desk.
I write interesting, amusing things.
Obsessed with birds? Obsessed with birds.
I have my nice velvet bedsheets.
For my whoopies, which I'm sure will come at some point in the future.
And then what I do is, I smoke cigars outlooking the Bosphorus because I'm a multi-millionaire.
That's what they do, isn't it? That's what I do, yeah.
That's what I do. What else am I going to do? So, yeah.
That's why we came distant. How long do we stay?
When you finally understand why you need your space suit, you'll find everything will start to make sense.
It'll click. Until you understand why you need your space suit, nothing's gonna make sense.
So we might be here for some time.
We might be here for some time. We might leave shortly and go somewhere else.
See? Nobody knows.
It's all just a big joke to you, isn't it, Lou?
What do you mean? Just a big joke.
Everything I say is a joke, isn't it, Luke?
It's not a joke. Luke, clearly, you don't take anything I say seriously.
What is this about? What day of the week, Luke?
Monday. Monday, correct.
Where are we? Turkey.
Istanbul. And you, just like Vegas, are not wearing a space suit.
Why? I don't even own a space suit.
Everyone at home knows you should be wearing a space suit.
And I'd like you to tell me why, since Vegas, you've refused to put it on.
Because I don't own one.
I don't even know.
I thought the space suit thing was a joke.
There is no spacesuit.
Question to you.
Do you know why you're supposed to wear a spacesuit?
I'm sorry?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No. Now you're going to pretend you don't know why.
First you're going to pretend you don't have one, now you're going to pretend you don't know why.
Why? Is it because we're going to the moon?
Crypto? Is it crypto related?
I can't hang around with you anymore, Luke.
Sorry, it's going to take confidential.
You're going to have to film it all by yourself.
I refuse to hang around with you until you put a spacesuit on.
I'm leaving. I don't own a spacesuit.
I'm leaving. Where are you going?
Dubai. Wait, why?
Nah, he'll be back. I seriously don't know what the spacesuit thing is.