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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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THE LONGEST FLIGHT IN HISTORY | Tate Confidential Ep. 91
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Would you rather boo straight under Tristan or fight straight under me?
Make a choice right here, right now.
That's rough.
It's a good one.
I think I'm gonna check that.
I'm gonna check that.
Hold on now, because he is case man.
Hi, Caseman. We found out Tristan's Caseman.
Me and Luke were always bag men.
Yep, always been bag men.
Tristan's a caseman.
And now he has to collect his case halfway through our free flight adventure.
Moved his case, check in his case.
Nice carry my bag. Yep.
Nice bag. Nice bag.
Well, Luke doesn't have any stuff.
I have stuff. No excuse.
He does have stuff. I have stuff.
Whatever. He just doesn't need the ground to carry his stuff for him.
Yeah, I've got muscles. Yeah.
He has legs. So I carry my own stuff.
Ah, nice. Put the case on.
Yeah, you put your little case on.
Yeah. Watch it disappear.
Alright. That would be funny.
That would get you all your stuff disappearing because you wouldn't carry it yourself.
I admit you couldn't beat the case.
I admit it. We're going to jail because you couldn't beat the case.
It doesn't make any sense. You are a case man.
You are a case man. I like being bad, man.
It's nice. I don't care.
I have my stuff with me.
Yeah, you say that now. Wait till you're in San Fran.
Exactly. You say that now.
After moving around San Fran airport with the hobos, waiting in lines, trying to find your case and move your case.
Probably some shit around your case by then.
I'm first class and I'm waiting in line.
No one can take my stuff from me.
You have to wait for your case. Case man's stuff's already been taken.
It's gone now. It's gone wrong.
There it goes. Part of daylight.
Yeah, part of daylight. Sandy, should we tell Luke to move or...
Why? Why would I have to move?
Should he move? He's our cousin, isn't he?
Yeah, I'm literally a part of your family.
I don't know, didn't you legally divorce him from our family somehow?
What do you mean legally divorce him from him?
I'm not sure you're allowed in the family.
Why? Me and Andrew are more family than you are, technically.
That's true, I am a cousin. It's reserved for family.
I think you need to get lost. No, it's okay, it's okay, no.
I'll just leave. You know what? I don't want booze anyway.
Let's reconcile our family differences over a drink.
No. I don't want a booze.
Why is boozing started? We have 26 hours of flying.
Look, we have to reconcile our family differences so you can remain at the table.
It can't be a 26 hour booze fest.
Oh, can't it? There's no way we'll survive.
It can't be. Sometimes in life you just have to bite the bullet.
First class business, or first class...
Yeah, we'll go to first class.
Flights to Las Vegas shouldn't be biting the bullet.
It should be pleasant. That's why you have first class.
Yeah, right. Luke's just said you're afraid.
I didn't say that. Luke's just said you're afraid.
Three gin and tonics, three glasses of wine, 26 hours of flying.
I know, mine's completely good. 26 hours of flying and Luke's saying, oh, the Talos is scared to keep drinking because he has 26 more hours in the sky.
Luke's challenged you to a booze straightener.
I've never lost a challenge yet. A booze straightener.
I haven't challenged you at all.
Would you rather booze straightener Tristan or fight straightener me?
Make a choice right here, right now.
That's raw. That's a good one.
We don't have gloves for the fucking real straightener.
Nope, no gloves. I'd have to go with...
I feel like the fight straightener would be too easy.
You'd knock him out too quick. With me, you'd be 22 hours in.
Can't walk. He's throwing up on himself.
That is what would happen.
I feel like the amount of pain may be similar.
What does G&T stand for?
Good and time.
It's danceful. It does. This isn't first class.
It is. It's first class.
Luke, you're flying first class.
This is real first class. Do you remember on Take Confidential when you had a big deal about being in crappy business class that wasn't real business class?
This is real. Well, the first two, the first two, uh, the first flight for four hours is fake business class.
So you can do your warm-up drinks there.
And then we've got 15 hours of real business.
I don't need warm-up drinks. Real first class.
I don't need eight drinks. First class, second class.
Andrew, three more GMTs? Three more.
Luke, go get them. Three more good times, please.
Here's a junior card. Three more good times, please.
Let's take a bullet. Look at the booze.
I want to sit at the family table.
Something disappointing is family.
So, first of all, this is very, very, very nice.
And you guys are telling me this isn't even real.
No, this is good business class.
It's not a bit of good business class. No, this is very, very nice.
No, there's Betta. Our next place is Betta's place.
He literally took our bags and put them on.
And still you took it away. And he hung up our jacket.
And then he offered us champagne.
Yes, I know. What do you mean obvious?
Do you not know physics? Does planes still take off without champagne, dumbass?
If the three people in front don't have enough bubbles in their system, it doesn't get enough lift.
That's not real. That's what happens.
That's not what happens. To make sure the front of the plane isn't too heavy.
That's not real. That can't be real.
He literally offered to put our bags out.
He put your bag away.
For you. I know.
I'm rich. I'm not a shit puncher.
I know. But no one realized that this is a thing that can happen.
Yeah, a shit puncher can happen.
I've never done that before.
Where's my fucking champs?
Look at this. I guess I'm not tall enough, really.
No, the seat goes down to the floor.
Good luck trying to sleep.
You're a rock. You're a rock.
You're a rock. I know that.
You're a rock. Champagne is a refreshing towel.
I thought they weren't allowed to give you booze before you take off because it shakes and stuff.
Poor people are not allowed booze before they take off because of the shakes.
But rich people are...
Are they offered?
Please drink the booze.
Please. Literally. Please drink the booze.
What would you like to drink before we take off?
That's what happened. He just had champagne.
What else did you say? Orange juice?
Gin and Tony. What is this?
Whiskey soda. Pineapple margarita.
They even rim the glass with salt.
You see? I do see.
It's a real margarita. So what did you order?
I ordered whatever Angel ordered.
I'm hoping there's zero booze.
You wish. Yeah, right.
So, fuck. I ordered booze of some kind.
Well, do not? I guess it'll be a surprise, I guess.
Surprise booze? Listen, Luke, you can tell you something about me.
I'm not a boozer. I can do it, but I don't really want to.
If I had to destroy myself to destroy you, I'll do it.
Mr. Mexico? Ah, it's just how I do this.
Sorry, I'm new. He's new to business.
I'm new to business. He's our cousin.
Welcome to business. Thank you.
Thank you.
People won't believe the amount of booze.
They don't understand. You know what I genuinely think happens?
I think they hear me complain.
And they think, ah, it's not even that much.
They don't understand.
Because they've never been around this caliber of men.
I don't have to sit down there.
Tristan, who's this man with us?
You know who it is. No.
I can't tell. You know exactly who it is.
You don't know who I am because you can't see my face.
No. I know who you are.
You don't know who I am. Luke knows who you are.
Everyone knows who you are. Ask who I am.
Who are you? I'm not telling you.
I know who you are.
You don't know who I am.
Right. I'm a man with no face.
I know who he is. I'm a man with no face.
Alright, I'm going to sit down. I love having my own hotel room, Tristan.
This is your hotel room, which I'm invading.
My presence. It's not a hotel room.
It's a hotel room. No, it's a hotel room.
They even have little doors.
It's a first-class room.
Tristan. Yes, I know.
Look, 4D. Yes, I know.
I'm 3A. I know they have doors.
You must be 4A. No, I'm 4B. And we're neighbors.
No, I'm 4B. I don't know what the way it works differently.
Oh, really? Anyway, this is quite cool.
Yeah, I know it is. They even have nice music here.
I know it is. I don't think they have this nice music in economy.
How can I not shut you out?
Because I've gone over the roof.
Good luck avoiding the booze, though.
I could avoid the booze. I could hide.
Thank you, Kevin.
Hit it. Ah, and I have a full rest.
You can't have whiskey and soda, please.
It's whiskey time. I've got more questions for you.
Okay. Aikido.
First class Aikido.
A little something you've been developing.
It is late, unlimited booze.
I've been eating loads.
I haven't recorded any of it.
But I've literally been trying to kill them with my food consumption.
I'm ready to eat again.
Drink the booze.
But the booze doesn't go well with the food.
I still haven't touched my martini.
Oh.
No, it's not good.
Ah.
Ah.
That's not refreshing. You must not be eating as much as me.
as much as we can.
You're out boozing them.
I'm out eating them. How much do I eat?
I'm at three afternoon teas and three main courses.
And I will continue to eat until they run out of money.
It is.
Look at Mr. Case Man, grabbing his case.
I used the case to find my bird.
I got in the car and put it on.
You don't have a driver's license do you?
You don't have a driver's license.
There should be zero and equal signs.
Mr. Case Man had to look for his case.
Had to walk through looking through the cases.
Oh is this mine? Not qualified?
I thought the airline didn't help the Earth carry the luggage forward.
It's not the Earth, it's a car!
You don't use cars? The Earth says you can get over yourself.
Do you need the backpack, Parker?
Yeah, please. We're getting pure poison.
Oh yeah, pure poison. We need to get sweet tea.
Dangerous, but this is dangerous and boring.
The ultimate combo. The ultimate combo.
I killed myself. I'm doing all the mountains.
No, Andrew, don't do it. Why?
Andrew, don't do that. I'm depressed.
Don't do what? I'm in America, my least favorite country on the planet.
We've done this just good. There's nowhere worse than the rainbow.
All this at the end of this rainbow is extreme heartburn.
Extreme heartburn, eh? Well, we can start it off with two years powdered sugar crispy green doughnuts.
Don't want one? You cut them on one bite.
Everyone wants one.
Look at this. Want one Luke?
I definitely want one. Who wouldn't want one?
Look at it. You two will live to regret this.
No. So you're scared of Krispy Kreme?
Yeah. You're scared of Krispy Kreme. There's no light at the end of this tunnel.
Can you imagine? Your brain.
Inside of your body. You use it to think.
And you think of stupid shit as you say.
Admit all that. How do I admit it?
This is true! Let me have a five hour energy please.
Luke, isn't this supposed to be one of your greatest cities?
San Francisco. No, I told you guys.
This airport looks like a man's ass.
I forgot that he is respecting shopping.
Yeah, I thought it would be a Gucci store or something.
No! Christian has a brain.
He uses to think of words and he says the words.
That's why. That's what happens every day.
I have one. I have just one.
Just one. It's one I thought.
Give up. Justin, look at it.
It's squishy. That weighs extreme bites.
All different flavors together.
They look like poison. Oh, just because they look like poison, they're not nutritious and delicious.
They might be just using it to...
It looks like a poisonous thing I've ever seen in my life.
If an animal was that color, I wouldn't go near it.
You would not go near it.
This is the greatest country in the world.
And you're doing it wrong. Don't read the ingredients.
Tristan, stop reading the ingredients of the things I drink.
Total fat, 0%.
Total sodium, 0% of your daily value.
Total sugars, 48 grams, 96% of your recommended diet.
Tristan, don't you want some?
It's delicious and nutritious.
96% of your recommended diet.
Tristan, even burn. How do Americans eat this stuff?
Have some. Take it, I don't want it.
So Tristan's just going to drink water.
Yes. So they already told me I'm not going to have my mask on as a federal offense.
I've already been approached for being told there's a federal offense to not have my mask on, so this is how I wear my mask now.
I'm going to wear my mask. America is officially the worst country in the world.
Look at this airport. This is San Francisco.
I thought this was a big country. I've been all over the world.
I've been to 72 countries. I was in Sudan.
I was in Chisinau, Moldova, and they had a nicer airport than this.
I just came from Doha.
I was shopping at Gucci and drinking champagne.
Now I'm eating airheads with a fucking root beer.
I thought this country was rich.
It's all dirty. It's all old.
It's crap. There's nothing nice.
The whole place is crap.
And if you take your mask off, they're gonna shoot you.
The worst country in the world.
I'm never coming here again.
I've got 10 or 11 million dollars.
I'm not that rich. But what kind of pussy would I be if I'd be scared to lose one of my millions?
I have 11. Now I have 10.
If I'm not contributing towards the destruction of hedge funds.
This is the thing. This is the problem with millionaires nowadays.
They're such pussies. I have 11 million.
They put it in hedge funds.
They put it in hedge funds.
I'm not stupid.
I got 11 million, right? Let me tell you something.
My life would be exactly the same if I had 5 million.
So if I had to lose 6 million to destroy Wall Street, I'm ready to fucking go.
Fuck them. Fuck them all.
These people on Reddit are geniuses.
They're geniuses. And this GameStop thing is genius.
If you actually look at it and read what they've done, it's pure genius.
It is pure genius. And what they're doing on all these other stocks, and they're going to war with hedge funds.
Have you seen their open letter? They made a letter to CNBC, who was saying bad things about them, saying, we want to see lost porn.
I'm tired of my account going to zero, and I have to give hand jobs at Wendy's.
You get bailed out.
We're taking you all down.
I'm in! I'm in!
This is official, isn't it? I'm in for six mil.
Twitter, tell me what to do.
Tell me what to buy. I'm cashing 6 mil of crypto.
We're going in 6 mil.
We're going to take out hedge funds. What kind of man would I be if I didn't go to war with a hedge fund?
This is the most fun I've had in years.
It's super fun. This is one of the funniest things.
It is. This is why, though.
This is why. These hedge fund cunts, I've been around them.
Most of you guys watching this haven't been around these kind of people.
I've been around these kind of people when I was kickboxing world champion or when I was buying my Bugatti or when I was hanging out in Monaco.
I've been around these people.
They're the worst people on earth.
They're rude to staff. They have no respect for anybody.
They're cunts. And they have no talent.
They don't make money.
They just have a pot of money and they manipulate markets and make their little pot go up with other people's money and they get bailed out by the government anyway.
They're complete dickheads with no skill.
The worst people in the world.
And they'll wipe out all the normal traders, all the average person.
They'll completely wipe them out and they'll sit there with their big pot of money and manipulate the markets.
When this cunt wakes up and his 13 billion Come on.
He hasn't got an income.
He hasn't got a business. He can't make it back.
$13 billion has vanished from the stock market and gone to Redditors.
People are fucking ready.
It's brilliant. It's been two days.
Two whole days.
Six hour flight. Six hour wait.
Fifteen hour flight. Seven hour wait.
Just got on this flight.
Closed the door. Got to the runway.
Turned around. Told me to get off the flight.
We don't know why.
It's been two days.
And I'm not where I'm supposed to be.
And I don't want to be where I'm supposed to be anyway.
So I do apologize for the delay, but if you could please take all your belongings with you and we'll have you go back up to the terminal for now.
Thank you very much. Nice.
A couple hours before we leave because the first officer didn't feel well.
Nice. I'll be first officer.
Just let me in. What the fuck? I do not in this autopilot.
Give me a vodka and tonic.
Let's get the fuck out of here. The faceless man's back.
It's been two whole days.
It's been two days.
We flew from Bucharest to Doha, took six hours, waited six hours, got on the plane 15 hours to San Francisco, waited seven hours, got on our plane to go to Vegas, sat on the plane.
Then after taking out, after leaving the gate, about to take off, they turn around, go back to the gate and say, well, the co-pilot doesn't feel well.
Get back off the plane.
It's going to be three hours more.
But that's clearly a lie.
This is all a lie. Don't you understand that America's the worst country in the world?
This doesn't happen in other places.
I've been everywhere. This doesn't happen anywhere else.
It only happens here for some reason.
Everything's so ugly and brutally inefficient, and everybody's so disgustingly...
Everyone looks horrible.
Everything's cheap and nasty and trash, from the food to the attitudes of the staff who are supposed to help you.
It's the worst country in the world.
I hate America. It's the worst country in the world.
If I take my mask off, they're gonna shoot me.
Why am I here? So what's happening?
The people flying the plane can't decide how many people should be on the plane, how many people are on the plane.
So they've counted us about 10 times.
Yeah, minimum. And we're an hour length.
Yep. Count number two.
The pilot is now counting.
Yep. Good old county.
I'm going to go to the lookout.
Go to the lookout.
I was just notified and I trust them.
I trust him too. I trust him to fly the cranes.
I trust him to count the number of people in the service.
Me as well. That would be funny if all three of them had different numbers after county physically like that.
I think the people on the plane have the same number.
But the airport's arguing with them saying it should be less or more.
America, isn't it the best?
Best country in the world.
Aren't you guys glad we're here?
Well, it's a good one.
Romanians definitely would have just left the people behind.
I know.
We definitely would have just bribed the pilot.
Please leave. So we made it to Vegas.
We're here.
Welcome to Vegas.
Admit you want this vodka, Luke.
I know. Why not? We're on a balcony overlooking Vegas.
We're making thousands and thousands of dollars.
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