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Good shot there from Tate!
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A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
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But I think it's a good thing.
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I'm not sure.
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You Bye!
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So Luke said he was going to beat me.
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I've never said this. This isn't true.
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I've never said this. I've never said this ever.
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Yeah, Luke thinks he's going to beat me up.
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Why would I ever say this? That's what he said.
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He said you're returning to America with scuba diving.
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He said scuba diving is hard, everybody.
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He did say that you're scuba diving.
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I've never said this.
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This is fake news Shit Firsts.
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Seconds.
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Thirds.
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Fourths.
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Fifths.
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Sixths.
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Sevenths.
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Eighths.
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Ninths.
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Tenths.
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So Rory quit ordering Domino's.
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So I had to. Rory, what do you have to say for yourself?
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I haven't quit. I just ordered Domino's for myself in secret.
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He quit. There's no more Domino's.
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I came in the house. I asked Rory for Domino's.
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He said I can't. Yeah.
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Well... So that's the man.
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Tristan, why did Rory stop ordering Domino's?
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Tristan! Is it because you want to kill yourself, Rory?
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Is that why I have to order Domino's now?
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Am I the Domino's man? So I'm now the Domino's man.
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I'll carry on your great work, Rory.
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I'll carry it on.
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I'll carry on the legacy.
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Ah, they fucked me.
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Can I make with you? I'll stand up.
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Thank you so much.
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Thank you. Have a good time.
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Thank you. Have a good time. So you guys are super famous.
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Yeah. He like said, oh wow, like he met Jesus Christ himself.
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We are Jesus Christ. I wish I filmed that part.
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It was literally like meeting Jesus.
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Like, Jesus returned in a Christian song.
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I'm Pimp Jesus. Pray to me.
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I was going to say something that can't be allowed on Take Confidential.
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Most of our life isn't allowed on Take Confidential.
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If you're watching Take Confidential and think we're having so much fun, it's about 20% of what we actually do.
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The other 80% can't put on the internet.
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Cut it out. People will cry their eyes out because it's too much fun.
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We have too much fun. It's true.
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Way too much fun.
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The perfect life. Is it actually an emergency this time?
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This time it's an emergency.
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Is that possible? This time it's an emergency.
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Could it possibly be an emergency this time?
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This time it's a real emergency.
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It's not. It's probably Domino's, isn't it?
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Although it's too late for Domino's.
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And it's an idiot. Call an emergency meeting.
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Wait! Rory, emergency meeting!
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Yeah! Rory, apparently it's actually an emergency.
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And who said it's an emergency? Why do you don't have pants?
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Because I was about to go to bed. It's all called an emergency.
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What do you want to do? Get dressed in an emergency?
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Who knows what's going on? Sure, can't get dressed in an emergency.
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You might need a pants in an emergency to be...
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Oh, pants! It's a meeting.
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Yeah. Right.
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So... What, kill ourselves?
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I know what you did. I get email notifications on your trades.
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What? Wait.
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Before we know why we did that, let's discuss...
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What you did. No, let's discuss that.
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Ferrari almost killed me.
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Ferrari almost killed me after I stopped at a monastery and spent two hours in a place of God.
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Now, if I didn't go to that monastery, I wouldn't have been in a dangerous situation.
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That's not true. That is true.
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That's 100% true. However, me surviving that scenario was basically a miracle.
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Okay. So, which one is it?
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Was God trying to kill me, or was God trying to show me that he's bestowed me with powers?
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You know why I had my car crash, don't you?
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A picture of Jesus fell off the guy's hood, and he went to pick it up and drop it off.
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Everyone knows God doesn't like you.
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You're coming. We're talking about me.
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Did God try and kill me?
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Is this an emergency meeting? Yeah!
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I'm confused in my mind and I can't decide if I believe in God or not.
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So what I've decided... That is kind of an emergency.
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Exactly. Okay. Because of the scenario that's given me.
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So what I've decided is, to clear my shackwards, what I need to do is...
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He sold a bunch of cryptocurrency.
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He's about to buy something. What?
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I get an email notification on his trades.
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He sold $500,000 worth of cryptocurrency.
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Why? Why? That's more expensive than you drew it to his bank account.
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What car would that be? He's buying something.
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I've decided to clear my chakras, and to do that, I need to have no possessions.
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So I want to give all my money away, and then I realize I hate everybody, so all I can do is spend it all.
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So starting from tomorrow morning, 7am, I'm spending money as fast as I can possibly think to spend.
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We have much more than half a million dollars.
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Exactly. This is week one.
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I'm spending money as quickly.
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This is going to be the best YouTube series.
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No one else on YouTube can afford to do a while.
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I'm going to bankrupt us in real time for YouTube.
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Every single week, I'm going to cash shitloads of crypto and do stupid things.
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Don't worry, it's all planned. Tristan, let's allocate half of me in August to put together the most crazy K-Confidential episodes ever.
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Fucking nuts.
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Let's try and buy tickets to the moon.
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Let's fucking wreck prior to planes, a boat.
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Let's go completely insane to take home the medal.
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Bing bing bing bing bing bing.
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Party plan.
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7am tomorrow morning.
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I'm not buying a car.
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I'm not going to have cars. I'm not going to buy anything.
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If I buy things, I have things.
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If I do things, I have nothing!
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That does make sense.
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Which is what I deserve to have.
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God tried to kill me.
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Either he tried to kill me and he wants to be dead, or reward me that I now have miraculous powers.
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Either way, I need to do something.
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To clear my shackles.
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Everything you spent, and that thing that you've booked tomorrow, I have access to your email.
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I get your emails, I get the confirmations, but I'm not telling you these cunts.
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Wait, Tristan. No, I'm not telling you these cunts.
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Wait, is it fun? 7 a.m.
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tomorrow, why don't I trust you?
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7 a.m. doesn't sound fun.
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The spending begins. I wondered why you did that.
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Now I understand. We're good to warn you.
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Wait, what? So this is actually an emergency.
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The first time ever. Good night, movies.
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Wait, but why don't we get...
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Tristan, you can tell us, though.
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No, I can't. He's gone. Have we got any gin?
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We don't need gin. We need gin and tonics.
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Shit, what if it's unlimited gin and tonics?
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Yeah, what do we spend on gin and tonics right now?
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$500,000 worth of gin and tonics?
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Or $500,000 worth of Domino's.
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But why would that be 7am? Maybe that's what Andrew's doing.
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I doubt Domino's opens at 7.
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No, but then he owns stuff.
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So was it the Domino's or the G&T's?
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Which one of us was right?
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This is bullshit.
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Hey, that's my water.
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I brought it in. I know nothing.
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I didn't even know anything happened.
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I didn't know that affected him like that.
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I was about to go to sleep. And now it's calling 7am.
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I can't sleep as it is.
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Bro. It's already midnight. It's past midnight.
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It's bullshit. That's what I was about to say. I was about to go to bed.
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That's why I don't have fucking trousers on.
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And then all of a sudden they're like, emergency me in!
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Emergency me in! And then they shout when you stop wearing pants.
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And they shout when you stop being in the room.
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I can't wait. It's true.
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So 7am. 7am, I guess.
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Let's do this. Luke!
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Why are you excited? What if it just- It could be unlimited G&Ts.
|
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I don't trust them at all.
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I just accept it. Life might be over.
|
|
Whatever. Let's just go.
|
|
Let's do this. So Tristan, you're lying to me.
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|
You see his shoes? Yeah.
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|
You ever heard the lyric in 50 Cent?
|
|
Him. Holler at a hoe till I've got the bitch confused.
|
|
She's gotten paid less.
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I've gotten alligator shoes.
|
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I'm wearing gator shoes. What's my job?
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