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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
10:58
THE PERFECT LIFE | Tate Confidential Ep. 64
# tristan tickets to the moon spiritual crisis chakras cryptocurrency cryptocurrency spending dominos pizza excessive consumption gin and tonics god luke monastery podcast drama religious experience rory

Andrew Tate and his team navigate a chaotic spiritual crisis after a mysterious car crash, prompting Rory to speculate on divine intervention and decide to clear his chakras by spending $500,000 in cryptocurrency on absurd items like moon tickets and wrecked planes. While Tristan confirms the funds are gone but refuses details, the group acknowledges their off-screen lives are far more chaotic than the show depicts, ultimately highlighting the erratic, high-stakes reality behind Tate's curated image of perfection. [Automatically generated summary]

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Emergency Meeting Called 00:10:57
Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I think it's a good thing.
I'm not sure.
You Bye!
So Luke said he was going to beat me.
I've never said this. This isn't true.
I've never said this. I've never said this ever.
Yeah, Luke thinks he's going to beat me up.
Why would I ever say this? That's what he said.
He said you're returning to America with scuba diving.
He said scuba diving is hard, everybody.
He did say that you're scuba diving.
I've never said this.
This is fake news Shit Firsts.
Seconds.
Thirds.
Fourths.
Fifths.
Sixths.
Sevenths.
Eighths.
Ninths.
Tenths.
So Rory quit ordering Domino's.
So I had to. Rory, what do you have to say for yourself?
I haven't quit. I just ordered Domino's for myself in secret.
He quit. There's no more Domino's.
I came in the house. I asked Rory for Domino's.
He said I can't. Yeah.
Well... So that's the man.
Tristan, why did Rory stop ordering Domino's?
Tristan! Is it because you want to kill yourself, Rory?
Is that why I have to order Domino's now?
Am I the Domino's man? So I'm now the Domino's man.
I'll carry on your great work, Rory.
I'll carry it on.
I'll carry on the legacy.
Ah, they fucked me.
Can I make with you? I'll stand up.
Thank you so much.
Thank you. Have a good time.
Thank you. Have a good time. So you guys are super famous.
Yeah. He like said, oh wow, like he met Jesus Christ himself.
We are Jesus Christ. I wish I filmed that part.
It was literally like meeting Jesus.
Like, Jesus returned in a Christian song.
I'm Pimp Jesus. Pray to me.
I was going to say something that can't be allowed on Take Confidential.
Most of our life isn't allowed on Take Confidential.
If you're watching Take Confidential and think we're having so much fun, it's about 20% of what we actually do.
The other 80% can't put on the internet.
Cut it out. People will cry their eyes out because it's too much fun.
We have too much fun. It's true.
Way too much fun.
The perfect life. Is it actually an emergency this time?
This time it's an emergency.
Is that possible? This time it's an emergency.
Could it possibly be an emergency this time?
This time it's a real emergency.
It's not. It's probably Domino's, isn't it?
Although it's too late for Domino's.
And it's an idiot. Call an emergency meeting.
Wait! Rory, emergency meeting!
Yeah! Rory, apparently it's actually an emergency.
And who said it's an emergency? Why do you don't have pants?
Because I was about to go to bed. It's all called an emergency.
What do you want to do? Get dressed in an emergency?
Who knows what's going on? Sure, can't get dressed in an emergency.
You might need a pants in an emergency to be...
Oh, pants! It's a meeting.
Yeah. Right.
So... What, kill ourselves?
I know what you did. I get email notifications on your trades.
What? Wait.
Before we know why we did that, let's discuss...
What you did. No, let's discuss that.
Ferrari almost killed me.
Ferrari almost killed me after I stopped at a monastery and spent two hours in a place of God.
Now, if I didn't go to that monastery, I wouldn't have been in a dangerous situation.
That's not true. That is true.
That's 100% true. However, me surviving that scenario was basically a miracle.
Okay. So, which one is it?
Was God trying to kill me, or was God trying to show me that he's bestowed me with powers?
You know why I had my car crash, don't you?
A picture of Jesus fell off the guy's hood, and he went to pick it up and drop it off.
Everyone knows God doesn't like you.
You're coming. We're talking about me.
Did God try and kill me?
Is this an emergency meeting? Yeah!
I'm confused in my mind and I can't decide if I believe in God or not.
So what I've decided... That is kind of an emergency.
Exactly. Okay. Because of the scenario that's given me.
So what I've decided is, to clear my shackwards, what I need to do is...
He sold a bunch of cryptocurrency.
He's about to buy something. What?
I get an email notification on his trades.
He sold $500,000 worth of cryptocurrency.
Why? Why? That's more expensive than you drew it to his bank account.
What car would that be? He's buying something.
I've decided to clear my chakras, and to do that, I need to have no possessions.
So I want to give all my money away, and then I realize I hate everybody, so all I can do is spend it all.
So starting from tomorrow morning, 7am, I'm spending money as fast as I can possibly think to spend.
We have much more than half a million dollars.
Exactly. This is week one.
I'm spending money as quickly.
This is going to be the best YouTube series.
No one else on YouTube can afford to do a while.
I'm going to bankrupt us in real time for YouTube.
Every single week, I'm going to cash shitloads of crypto and do stupid things.
Don't worry, it's all planned. Tristan, let's allocate half of me in August to put together the most crazy K-Confidential episodes ever.
Fucking nuts.
Let's try and buy tickets to the moon.
Let's fucking wreck prior to planes, a boat.
Let's go completely insane to take home the medal.
Bing bing bing bing bing bing.
Party plan.
7am tomorrow morning.
I'm not buying a car.
I'm not going to have cars. I'm not going to buy anything.
If I buy things, I have things.
If I do things, I have nothing!
That does make sense.
Which is what I deserve to have.
God tried to kill me.
Either he tried to kill me and he wants to be dead, or reward me that I now have miraculous powers.
Either way, I need to do something.
To clear my shackles.
Everything you spent, and that thing that you've booked tomorrow, I have access to your email.
I get your emails, I get the confirmations, but I'm not telling you these cunts.
Wait, Tristan. No, I'm not telling you these cunts.
Wait, is it fun? 7 a.m.
tomorrow, why don't I trust you?
7 a.m. doesn't sound fun.
The spending begins. I wondered why you did that.
Now I understand. We're good to warn you.
Wait, what? So this is actually an emergency.
The first time ever. Good night, movies.
Wait, but why don't we get...
Tristan, you can tell us, though.
No, I can't. He's gone. Have we got any gin?
We don't need gin. We need gin and tonics.
Shit, what if it's unlimited gin and tonics?
Yeah, what do we spend on gin and tonics right now?
$500,000 worth of gin and tonics?
Or $500,000 worth of Domino's.
But why would that be 7am? Maybe that's what Andrew's doing.
I doubt Domino's opens at 7.
No, but then he owns stuff.
So was it the Domino's or the G&T's?
Which one of us was right?
This is bullshit.
Hey, that's my water.
I brought it in. I know nothing.
I didn't even know anything happened.
I didn't know that affected him like that.
I was about to go to sleep. And now it's calling 7am.
I can't sleep as it is.
Bro. It's already midnight. It's past midnight.
It's bullshit. That's what I was about to say. I was about to go to bed.
That's why I don't have fucking trousers on.
And then all of a sudden they're like, emergency me in!
Emergency me in! And then they shout when you stop wearing pants.
And they shout when you stop being in the room.
I can't wait. It's true.
So 7am. 7am, I guess.
Let's do this. Luke!
Why are you excited? What if it just- It could be unlimited G&Ts.
I don't trust them at all.
I just accept it. Life might be over.
Whatever. Let's just go.
Let's do this. So Tristan, you're lying to me.
You see his shoes? Yeah.
You ever heard the lyric in 50 Cent?
Him. Holler at a hoe till I've got the bitch confused.
She's gotten paid less.
I've gotten alligator shoes.
I'm wearing gator shoes. What's my job?
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