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Emergency Meeting Called
00:10:57
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But I think it's a good thing. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| You Bye! | |
| So Luke said he was going to beat me. | |
| I've never said this. This isn't true. | |
| I've never said this. I've never said this ever. | |
| Yeah, Luke thinks he's going to beat me up. | |
| Why would I ever say this? That's what he said. | |
| He said you're returning to America with scuba diving. | |
| He said scuba diving is hard, everybody. | |
| He did say that you're scuba diving. | |
| I've never said this. | |
| This is fake news Shit Firsts. | |
| Seconds. | |
| Thirds. | |
| Fourths. | |
| Fifths. | |
| Sixths. | |
| Sevenths. | |
| Eighths. | |
| Ninths. | |
| Tenths. | |
| So Rory quit ordering Domino's. | |
| So I had to. Rory, what do you have to say for yourself? | |
| I haven't quit. I just ordered Domino's for myself in secret. | |
| He quit. There's no more Domino's. | |
| I came in the house. I asked Rory for Domino's. | |
| He said I can't. Yeah. | |
| Well... So that's the man. | |
| Tristan, why did Rory stop ordering Domino's? | |
| Tristan! Is it because you want to kill yourself, Rory? | |
| Is that why I have to order Domino's now? | |
| Am I the Domino's man? So I'm now the Domino's man. | |
| I'll carry on your great work, Rory. | |
| I'll carry it on. | |
| I'll carry on the legacy. | |
| Ah, they fucked me. | |
| Can I make with you? I'll stand up. | |
| Thank you so much. | |
| Thank you. Have a good time. | |
| Thank you. Have a good time. So you guys are super famous. | |
| Yeah. He like said, oh wow, like he met Jesus Christ himself. | |
| We are Jesus Christ. I wish I filmed that part. | |
| It was literally like meeting Jesus. | |
| Like, Jesus returned in a Christian song. | |
| I'm Pimp Jesus. Pray to me. | |
| I was going to say something that can't be allowed on Take Confidential. | |
| Most of our life isn't allowed on Take Confidential. | |
| If you're watching Take Confidential and think we're having so much fun, it's about 20% of what we actually do. | |
| The other 80% can't put on the internet. | |
| Cut it out. People will cry their eyes out because it's too much fun. | |
| We have too much fun. It's true. | |
| Way too much fun. | |
| The perfect life. Is it actually an emergency this time? | |
| This time it's an emergency. | |
| Is that possible? This time it's an emergency. | |
| Could it possibly be an emergency this time? | |
| This time it's a real emergency. | |
| It's not. It's probably Domino's, isn't it? | |
| Although it's too late for Domino's. | |
| And it's an idiot. Call an emergency meeting. | |
| Wait! Rory, emergency meeting! | |
| Yeah! Rory, apparently it's actually an emergency. | |
| And who said it's an emergency? Why do you don't have pants? | |
| Because I was about to go to bed. It's all called an emergency. | |
| What do you want to do? Get dressed in an emergency? | |
| Who knows what's going on? Sure, can't get dressed in an emergency. | |
| You might need a pants in an emergency to be... | |
| Oh, pants! It's a meeting. | |
| Yeah. Right. | |
| So... What, kill ourselves? | |
| I know what you did. I get email notifications on your trades. | |
| What? Wait. | |
| Before we know why we did that, let's discuss... | |
| What you did. No, let's discuss that. | |
| Ferrari almost killed me. | |
| Ferrari almost killed me after I stopped at a monastery and spent two hours in a place of God. | |
| Now, if I didn't go to that monastery, I wouldn't have been in a dangerous situation. | |
| That's not true. That is true. | |
| That's 100% true. However, me surviving that scenario was basically a miracle. | |
| Okay. So, which one is it? | |
| Was God trying to kill me, or was God trying to show me that he's bestowed me with powers? | |
| You know why I had my car crash, don't you? | |
| A picture of Jesus fell off the guy's hood, and he went to pick it up and drop it off. | |
| Everyone knows God doesn't like you. | |
| You're coming. We're talking about me. | |
| Did God try and kill me? | |
| Is this an emergency meeting? Yeah! | |
| I'm confused in my mind and I can't decide if I believe in God or not. | |
| So what I've decided... That is kind of an emergency. | |
| Exactly. Okay. Because of the scenario that's given me. | |
| So what I've decided is, to clear my shackwards, what I need to do is... | |
| He sold a bunch of cryptocurrency. | |
| He's about to buy something. What? | |
| I get an email notification on his trades. | |
| He sold $500,000 worth of cryptocurrency. | |
| Why? Why? That's more expensive than you drew it to his bank account. | |
| What car would that be? He's buying something. | |
| I've decided to clear my chakras, and to do that, I need to have no possessions. | |
| So I want to give all my money away, and then I realize I hate everybody, so all I can do is spend it all. | |
| So starting from tomorrow morning, 7am, I'm spending money as fast as I can possibly think to spend. | |
| We have much more than half a million dollars. | |
| Exactly. This is week one. | |
| I'm spending money as quickly. | |
| This is going to be the best YouTube series. | |
| No one else on YouTube can afford to do a while. | |
| I'm going to bankrupt us in real time for YouTube. | |
| Every single week, I'm going to cash shitloads of crypto and do stupid things. | |
| Don't worry, it's all planned. Tristan, let's allocate half of me in August to put together the most crazy K-Confidential episodes ever. | |
| Fucking nuts. | |
| Let's try and buy tickets to the moon. | |
| Let's fucking wreck prior to planes, a boat. | |
| Let's go completely insane to take home the medal. | |
| Bing bing bing bing bing bing. | |
| Party plan. | |
| 7am tomorrow morning. | |
| I'm not buying a car. | |
| I'm not going to have cars. I'm not going to buy anything. | |
| If I buy things, I have things. | |
| If I do things, I have nothing! | |
| That does make sense. | |
| Which is what I deserve to have. | |
| God tried to kill me. | |
| Either he tried to kill me and he wants to be dead, or reward me that I now have miraculous powers. | |
| Either way, I need to do something. | |
| To clear my shackles. | |
| Everything you spent, and that thing that you've booked tomorrow, I have access to your email. | |
| I get your emails, I get the confirmations, but I'm not telling you these cunts. | |
| Wait, Tristan. No, I'm not telling you these cunts. | |
| Wait, is it fun? 7 a.m. | |
| tomorrow, why don't I trust you? | |
| 7 a.m. doesn't sound fun. | |
| The spending begins. I wondered why you did that. | |
| Now I understand. We're good to warn you. | |
| Wait, what? So this is actually an emergency. | |
| The first time ever. Good night, movies. | |
| Wait, but why don't we get... | |
| Tristan, you can tell us, though. | |
| No, I can't. He's gone. Have we got any gin? | |
| We don't need gin. We need gin and tonics. | |
| Shit, what if it's unlimited gin and tonics? | |
| Yeah, what do we spend on gin and tonics right now? | |
| $500,000 worth of gin and tonics? | |
| Or $500,000 worth of Domino's. | |
| But why would that be 7am? Maybe that's what Andrew's doing. | |
| I doubt Domino's opens at 7. | |
| No, but then he owns stuff. | |
| So was it the Domino's or the G&T's? | |
| Which one of us was right? | |
| This is bullshit. | |
| Hey, that's my water. | |
| I brought it in. I know nothing. | |
| I didn't even know anything happened. | |
| I didn't know that affected him like that. | |
| I was about to go to sleep. And now it's calling 7am. | |
| I can't sleep as it is. | |
| Bro. It's already midnight. It's past midnight. | |
| It's bullshit. That's what I was about to say. I was about to go to bed. | |
| That's why I don't have fucking trousers on. | |
| And then all of a sudden they're like, emergency me in! | |
| Emergency me in! And then they shout when you stop wearing pants. | |
| And they shout when you stop being in the room. | |
| I can't wait. It's true. | |
| So 7am. 7am, I guess. | |
| Let's do this. Luke! | |
| Why are you excited? What if it just- It could be unlimited G&Ts. | |
| I don't trust them at all. | |
| I just accept it. Life might be over. | |
| Whatever. Let's just go. | |
| Let's do this. So Tristan, you're lying to me. | |
| You see his shoes? Yeah. | |
| You ever heard the lyric in 50 Cent? | |
| Him. Holler at a hoe till I've got the bitch confused. | |
| She's gotten paid less. | |
| I've gotten alligator shoes. | |
| I'm wearing gator shoes. What's my job? | |