Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - THE PERFECT LIFE | Tate Confidential Ep. 64
Aired: 2022-07-24
Duration: 10:58


=== Emergency Meeting Called (10:57) ===

[00:00:00]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:02]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:20]  But I think it's a good thing.
[00:00:22]  I'm not sure.
[00:00:34]  You Bye!
[00:00:39]  So Luke said he was going to beat me.
[00:00:40]  I've never said this. This isn't true.
[00:00:53]  I've never said this. I've never said this ever.
[00:00:55]  Yeah, Luke thinks he's going to beat me up.
[00:00:56]  Why would I ever say this? That's what he said.
[00:00:58]  He said you're returning to America with scuba diving.
[00:01:02]  He said scuba diving is hard, everybody.
[00:01:05]  He did say that you're scuba diving.
[00:01:10]  I've never said this.
[00:01:12]  This is fake news Shit Firsts.
[00:01:31]  Seconds.
[00:01:38]  Thirds.
[00:01:45]  Fourths.
[00:01:52]  Fifths.
[00:01:59]  Sixths.
[00:02:06]  Sevenths.
[00:02:13]  Eighths.
[00:02:20]  Ninths.
[00:02:27]  Tenths.
[00:02:33]  So Rory quit ordering Domino's.
[00:02:38]  So I had to. Rory, what do you have to say for yourself?
[00:02:42]  I haven't quit. I just ordered Domino's for myself in secret.
[00:02:46]  He quit. There's no more Domino's.
[00:02:48]  I came in the house. I asked Rory for Domino's.
[00:02:49]  He said I can't. Yeah.
[00:02:53]  Well... So that's the man.
[00:02:58]  Tristan, why did Rory stop ordering Domino's?
[00:03:03]  Tristan! Is it because you want to kill yourself, Rory?
[00:03:09]  Is that why I have to order Domino's now?
[00:03:12]  Am I the Domino's man? So I'm now the Domino's man.
[00:03:19]  I'll carry on your great work, Rory.
[00:03:24]  I'll carry it on.
[00:03:26]  I'll carry on the legacy.
[00:03:28]  Ah, they fucked me.
[00:03:34]  Can I make with you? I'll stand up.
[00:03:39]  Thank you so much.
[00:03:46]  Thank you. Have a good time.
[00:03:48]  Thank you. Have a good time. So you guys are super famous.
[00:03:55]  Yeah. He like said, oh wow, like he met Jesus Christ himself.
[00:03:58]  We are Jesus Christ. I wish I filmed that part.
[00:04:00]  It was literally like meeting Jesus.
[00:04:04]  Like, Jesus returned in a Christian song.
[00:04:07]  I'm Pimp Jesus. Pray to me.
[00:04:10]  I was going to say something that can't be allowed on Take Confidential.
[00:04:13]  Most of our life isn't allowed on Take Confidential.
[00:04:15]  If you're watching Take Confidential and think we're having so much fun, it's about 20% of what we actually do.
[00:04:19]  The other 80% can't put on the internet.
[00:04:21]  Cut it out. People will cry their eyes out because it's too much fun.
[00:04:25]  We have too much fun. It's true.
[00:04:27]  Way too much fun.
[00:04:28]  The perfect life. Is it actually an emergency this time?
[00:04:57]  This time it's an emergency.
[00:05:00]  Is that possible? This time it's an emergency.
[00:05:03]  Could it possibly be an emergency this time?
[00:05:05]  This time it's a real emergency.
[00:05:07]  It's not. It's probably Domino's, isn't it?
[00:05:08]  Although it's too late for Domino's.
[00:05:10]  And it's an idiot. Call an emergency meeting.
[00:05:13]  Wait! Rory, emergency meeting!
[00:05:15]  Yeah! Rory, apparently it's actually an emergency.
[00:05:19]  And who said it's an emergency? Why do you don't have pants?
[00:05:21]  Because I was about to go to bed. It's all called an emergency.
[00:05:24]  What do you want to do? Get dressed in an emergency?
[00:05:26]  Who knows what's going on? Sure, can't get dressed in an emergency.
[00:05:28]  You might need a pants in an emergency to be...
[00:05:30]  Oh, pants! It's a meeting.
[00:05:33]  Yeah. Right.
[00:05:35]  So... What, kill ourselves?
[00:05:37]  I know what you did. I get email notifications on your trades.
[00:05:41]  What? Wait.
[00:05:43]  Before we know why we did that, let's discuss...
[00:05:45]  What you did. No, let's discuss that.
[00:05:47]  Ferrari almost killed me.
[00:05:49]  Ferrari almost killed me after I stopped at a monastery and spent two hours in a place of God.
[00:05:55]  Now, if I didn't go to that monastery, I wouldn't have been in a dangerous situation.
[00:05:59]  That's not true. That is true.
[00:06:01]  That's 100% true. However, me surviving that scenario was basically a miracle.
[00:06:10]  Okay. So, which one is it?
[00:06:12]  Was God trying to kill me, or was God trying to show me that he's bestowed me with powers?
[00:06:17]  You know why I had my car crash, don't you?
[00:06:20]  A picture of Jesus fell off the guy's hood, and he went to pick it up and drop it off.
[00:06:24]  Everyone knows God doesn't like you.
[00:06:25]  You're coming. We're talking about me.
[00:06:27]  Did God try and kill me?
[00:06:30]  Is this an emergency meeting? Yeah!
[00:06:32]  I'm confused in my mind and I can't decide if I believe in God or not.
[00:06:35]  So what I've decided... That is kind of an emergency.
[00:06:37]  Exactly. Okay. Because of the scenario that's given me.
[00:06:40]  So what I've decided is, to clear my shackwards, what I need to do is...
[00:06:45]  He sold a bunch of cryptocurrency.
[00:06:47]  He's about to buy something. What?
[00:06:48]  I get an email notification on his trades.
[00:06:50]  He sold $500,000 worth of cryptocurrency.
[00:06:54]  Why? Why? That's more expensive than you drew it to his bank account.
[00:06:58]  What car would that be? He's buying something.
[00:07:00]  I've decided to clear my chakras, and to do that, I need to have no possessions.
[00:07:06]  So I want to give all my money away, and then I realize I hate everybody, so all I can do is spend it all.
[00:07:11]  So starting from tomorrow morning, 7am, I'm spending money as fast as I can possibly think to spend.
[00:07:19]  We have much more than half a million dollars.
[00:07:22]  Exactly. This is week one.
[00:07:24]  I'm spending money as quickly.
[00:07:26]  This is going to be the best YouTube series.
[00:07:28]  No one else on YouTube can afford to do a while.
[00:07:29]  I'm going to bankrupt us in real time for YouTube.
[00:07:33]  Every single week, I'm going to cash shitloads of crypto and do stupid things.
[00:07:38]  Don't worry, it's all planned. Tristan, let's allocate half of me in August to put together the most crazy K-Confidential episodes ever.
[00:07:48]  Fucking nuts.
[00:07:49]  Let's try and buy tickets to the moon.
[00:07:51]  Let's fucking wreck prior to planes, a boat.
[00:07:53]  Let's go completely insane to take home the medal.
[00:07:55]  Bing bing bing bing bing bing.
[00:08:08]  Party plan.
[00:08:09]  7am tomorrow morning.
[00:08:10]  I'm not buying a car.
[00:08:12]  I'm not going to have cars. I'm not going to buy anything.
[00:08:14]  If I buy things, I have things.
[00:08:16]  If I do things, I have nothing!
[00:08:20]  That does make sense.
[00:08:21]  Which is what I deserve to have.
[00:08:23]  God tried to kill me.
[00:08:25]  Either he tried to kill me and he wants to be dead, or reward me that I now have miraculous powers.
[00:08:30]  Either way, I need to do something.
[00:08:33]  To clear my shackles.
[00:08:34]  Everything you spent, and that thing that you've booked tomorrow, I have access to your email.
[00:08:39]  I get your emails, I get the confirmations, but I'm not telling you these cunts.
[00:08:42]  Wait, Tristan. No, I'm not telling you these cunts.
[00:08:43]  Wait, is it fun? 7 a.m.
[00:08:46]  tomorrow, why don't I trust you?
[00:08:47]  7 a.m. doesn't sound fun.
[00:08:49]  The spending begins. I wondered why you did that.
[00:08:51]  Now I understand. We're good to warn you.
[00:08:54]  Wait, what? So this is actually an emergency.
[00:08:57]  The first time ever. Good night, movies.
[00:09:03]  Wait, but why don't we get...
[00:09:04]  Tristan, you can tell us, though.
[00:09:06]  No, I can't. He's gone. Have we got any gin?
[00:09:08]  We don't need gin. We need gin and tonics.
[00:09:11]  Shit, what if it's unlimited gin and tonics?
[00:09:13]  Yeah, what do we spend on gin and tonics right now?
[00:09:16]  $500,000 worth of gin and tonics?
[00:09:18]  Or $500,000 worth of Domino's.
[00:09:20]  But why would that be 7am? Maybe that's what Andrew's doing.
[00:09:23]  I doubt Domino's opens at 7.
[00:09:25]  No, but then he owns stuff.
[00:09:29]  So was it the Domino's or the G&T's?
[00:09:34]  Which one of us was right?
[00:09:38]  This is bullshit.
[00:09:44]  Hey, that's my water.
[00:09:45]  I brought it in. I know nothing.
[00:09:52]  I didn't even know anything happened.
[00:09:54]  I didn't know that affected him like that.
[00:09:55]  I was about to go to sleep. And now it's calling 7am.
[00:10:00]  I can't sleep as it is.
[00:10:01]  Bro. It's already midnight. It's past midnight.
[00:10:03]  It's bullshit. That's what I was about to say. I was about to go to bed.
[00:10:05]  That's why I don't have fucking trousers on.
[00:10:08]  And then all of a sudden they're like, emergency me in!
[00:10:10]  Emergency me in! And then they shout when you stop wearing pants.
[00:10:13]  And they shout when you stop being in the room.
[00:10:14]  I can't wait. It's true.
[00:10:19]  So 7am. 7am, I guess.
[00:10:21]  Let's do this. Luke!
[00:10:23]  Why are you excited? What if it just- It could be unlimited G&Ts.
[00:10:27]  I don't trust them at all.
[00:10:28]  I just accept it. Life might be over.
[00:10:30]  Whatever. Let's just go.
[00:10:32]  Let's do this. So Tristan, you're lying to me.
[00:10:41]  You see his shoes? Yeah.
[00:10:44]  You ever heard the lyric in 50 Cent?
[00:10:47]  Him. Holler at a hoe till I've got the bitch confused.
[00:10:51]  She's gotten paid less.
[00:10:53]  I've gotten alligator shoes.
[00:10:54]  I'm wearing gator shoes. What's my job?