Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - MCDONALDS EMERGENCY | Tate Confidential Ep. 62
Aired: 2022-07-24
Duration: 12:20


=== Lambo Tire Trouble (04:10) ===

[00:00:00]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:02]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:20]  I'm not sure if that's true.
[00:00:49]  So this is the Lambo garage.
[00:00:52]  There's real good music. Alright Andrew, can you explain what has happened?
[00:01:03]  Pass me the Doritos.
[00:01:06]  There's a cut in the tire or something and it's...
[00:01:08]  you can't repair it.
[00:01:11]  I'm trying to find a Lambo tire out here as well.
[00:01:16]  Your life might be a series of unfortunate events.
[00:01:18]  Unfortunate events. It is.
[00:01:19]  That's my life. It's just one never-ending series of unfortunate events.
[00:01:21]  Might be. It just might be.
[00:01:25]  But unfortunately, I also don't have Doritos.
[00:01:28]  To make the matters worse.
[00:01:31]  Now we're fuggers. So we're back in the game.
[00:01:39]  Back in the game. Boom.
[00:01:41]  Fixed. How do you fix fuggers our money?
[00:01:46]  I don't know. How do they do it?
[00:01:47]  That'd be ass.
[00:01:49]  I could sit around and wait a lot longer.
[00:01:51]  My friend can come with something tomorrow.
[00:01:54]  Bullshit. Yeah. Thank you.
[00:02:01]  What's happening?
[00:02:02]  The tire that we had repaired on the Lambo, we're trying to go home.
[00:02:16]  It's late to young again. So we're about to get stuck on the side of the motorway.
[00:02:20]  Tristan's driving the Lambo.
[00:02:21]  I'm in the past. And it's leaking again.
[00:02:26]  So I'm trying to think of some highly advanced Double Dragon, Triple Shinobi maneuvers.
[00:02:31]  I can't think of any.
[00:02:33]  Right now we're trying to get to the next gas station, 24 kilometers.
[00:02:36]  It's race against time Racing time Time call why is it the same wheels leaking again?
[00:02:50]  They just fixed it. Yeah.
[00:02:52]  Fucking ass. It was just some random tire.
[00:02:58]  Saints sized tire and put it on.
[00:03:02]  I'm Time Cop. My name's Time Cop.
[00:03:04]  Time Cop. Time Cop is on the case.
[00:03:07]  Time Cop. Correct. Time to wake up and face your music.
[00:03:12]  So we've given up.
[00:03:14]  The biggest Red Bulls money can buy.
[00:03:17]  Everything bad for you. Ice cream, cigarettes, you name it.
[00:03:21]  Let's do it. That time you woke up and faced the music.
[00:03:23]  Luke's living in elephant world.
[00:03:25]  I am. I am actually an elephant world.
[00:03:27]  Now you gotta eat elephant food. This is elephant food.
[00:03:31]  Guys, we got Oreos.
[00:03:32]  Good. Just to place this song on repeat.
[00:03:49]  It's true. He keeps saying it's my favorite song, but it literally hurts my brain.
[00:03:58]  And it gets stuck in your mind.
[00:03:59]  It does.
[00:03:59]  Bang, bong, bing, bing bing bing bing bing bidi bing bing.
[00:04:03]  I won't use it.
[00:04:04]  All the times I've heard it, my mind is just weird.

=== Ding Ding Bong Bing (02:29) ===

[00:04:11]  All the things I do.
[00:04:13]  I just sit in this room, drinking badly made gin and tonics.
[00:04:17]  I'm rich.
[00:04:20]  I don't have to do this.
[00:04:22]  It's true. Tristan, let's allocate half of the indulgence to put together the most crazy kick-confidential episodes ever.
[00:04:32]  Fucking nuts.
[00:04:33]  Let's try and buy tickets to the moon.
[00:04:35]  Let's fucking rent prior planes, a boat.
[00:04:37]  Let's go completely insane with the take-off engine.
[00:04:40]  Nothing makes sense anymore.
[00:05:02]  The end.
[00:05:04]  The end.
[00:05:06]  Ding bang ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
[00:05:10]  Ding bang bong.
[00:05:14]  you So I'm trying to get in here Oh, this is a three-story building I Want to fuck some bitches find some bitches we can fuck Yes.
[00:05:34]  No. Yeah, me and you need to fuck some bitches.
[00:05:39]  No. Now, we can find bitches now.
[00:05:41]  Or in general. You just start thinking some bitches.
[00:05:44]  They have to be pretty. Pretty bitches and they have to come here and we'll fuck them.
[00:05:47]  You understand? Alright, good.
[00:05:50]  What day is it today?
[00:05:51]  Monday. On Friday, we're going to fuck some bitches.
[00:05:54]  So start talking to some bitches and saying, me and my man are going to fuck you.
[00:05:58]  Okay. The things I do are too good.
[00:06:17]  The Red Pill Men's...
[00:06:19]  They don't believe the level that you can operate at when you're actually a G. They don't.
[00:06:24]  They don't get it. They're like, oh, where would you hold frame?
[00:06:28]  What? What you need to do is you need to...
[00:06:33]  Stop being a dick.
[00:06:35]  Bing bong bing bong bing bada bing bong bing bong bing bong bing bing.

=== Emergency McDonald's Meeting (05:39) ===

[00:06:41]  It's an emergency Luke. So I came into your room, woke you up, and I'm going to tell you what happened.
[00:07:09]  So I came into your room, woke you up.
[00:07:11]  Yes. Told you about the emergency.
[00:07:13]  I quickly got dressed. I had no time to brief you on the situation.
[00:07:18]  So we're just going to have to go and deal with it.
[00:07:20]  If you're combat ready, that's all I need.
[00:07:23]  Combat readiness. That's what's important.
[00:07:27]  But it is an emergency situation.
[00:07:29]  An unprecedented emergency like we have never seen before.
[00:07:35]  So is this like an emergency meeting?
[00:07:37]  No. No, no, no. We didn't have time for a meeting.
[00:07:41]  This is an emergency maneuver.
[00:07:43]  Emergency action. Straight to action stations.
[00:07:45]  So now we're doing emergency maneuvers.
[00:07:47]  No meetings, exactly. Because there were no meetings.
[00:07:50]  We had no time for meetings.
[00:07:54]  I'm feeling this just like an emergency meeting.
[00:07:57]  What do you mean?
[00:07:58]  But in the car.
[00:07:59]  What do you mean?
[00:08:00]  What's an emergency meeting?
[00:08:01]  A meeting we hold in case of emergencies, yeah.
[00:08:03]  No, no.
[00:08:04]  We never hold them in emergencies.
[00:08:06]  They're never dire.
[00:08:07]  They are.
[00:08:08]  They never have been.
[00:08:09]  Every single time they are.
[00:08:10]  They never have been.
[00:08:11]  They always have been.
[00:08:12]  No.
[00:08:13]  Well, this is a real emergency.
[00:08:14]  Steven Molley News Twitter.
[00:08:15]  This is a real emergency.
[00:08:17]  Steven Molling who's Twitter.
[00:08:18]  Yeah. It's such an emergency on the speed.
[00:08:21]  They got his YouTube. Now this week, God's Twitter.
[00:08:24]  Yeah. Damn. I saw that this morning.
[00:08:26]  Damn. Now he's not a person.
[00:08:28]  Boom. Wait, whoa.
[00:08:31]  I thought this was an emergency.
[00:08:33]  It is an emergency. What do you mean?
[00:08:35]  No, no, no. Face masks.
[00:08:37]  They'll tell you to wear a fucking mask.
[00:08:38]  Fucking mask?
[00:08:41]  Right. It's an emergency.
[00:08:42]  Emergency McDonald's. Wait, what?
[00:08:44]  Emergency McDonald's.
[00:08:48]  Emergency McDonald's. Yeah, look.
[00:08:50]  It's 8am. If eating food isn't the most important thing in your life, then you've got your priorities wrong.
[00:08:56]  You'll die if you don't eat it. Yeah, you'll die. What's not an emergency about this?
[00:09:00]  Emergency McDonald's. Emergency McDonald's.
[00:09:01]  Every day from now on. Yeah, every time we must wake up earlier and earlier.
[00:09:05]  Emergency McDonald's.
[00:09:07]  Yeah, really get our day started right.
[00:09:10]  The breakfast starts at 4.30am, so we can get it.
[00:09:13]  Are we taking this at home or are we eating it all in the car?
[00:09:15]  We're eating in the car like a bunch of losers.
[00:09:17]  Alright, good. Are we going turbo?
[00:09:20]  Obviously. No, no, no.
[00:09:22]  Turbo. Yeah. Three of everything.
[00:09:24]  Okay. Three of everything. Pancakes.
[00:09:26]  Yeah. Luke, I'm a stone cold loser.
[00:09:32]  So this was the emergency.
[00:09:33]  Yep. Emergency. Yeah, where's the coffee?
[00:09:44]  You won't be! This still doesn't feel like an emergency.
[00:09:51]  Luke, it's the biggest emergency we've ever had.
[00:09:53]  Ah, she knew.
[00:09:56]  Coffee! Okay.
[00:10:00]  What? If there's no coffee, there's no coffee.
[00:10:03]  I don't care. No, beef them!
[00:10:04]  No, I didn't, because she probably didn't hear me.
[00:10:07]  Because I realized when I said coffee at the fucking teleprompter, she'd actually know what sauce I wanted.
[00:10:10]  So you fucked up! You're a fuck up.
[00:10:13]  Thank you. So you fucked up the emergency?
[00:10:15]  Can we trust some tea in emergencies?
[00:10:17]  No. Now we know in emergencies, it's just it can't be trusted.
[00:10:20]  What are you talking about? You didn't order coffee.
[00:10:22]  What do you mean? Fuck you guys.
[00:10:23]  I don't need to buy you coffee.
[00:10:25]  Try and eat shit. It's an emergency.
[00:10:27]  Yeah, exactly. The more coffee you eat, the less McDonald's will be able to consume.
[00:10:32]  So you faggot. It's McDonald's coffee.
[00:10:35]  McDonald's coffee. And then we have to go in order.
[00:10:40]  One of these each. Okay, all right.
[00:10:42]  Let's work together. All right.
[00:10:44]  Let's work together as a team.
[00:10:45]  One of these each. All right.
[00:10:47]  Let's start with this. Start with this.
[00:10:50]  A few moments later.
[00:10:52]  I now understand that McDonald's is not good.
[00:10:56]  It's not good at all, is it?
[00:10:58]  It's not an emergency. McDonald's isn't an emergency.
[00:11:01]  What's happened? Andy, what are you...
[00:11:03]  Has he lost his mind?
[00:11:06]  McDonald's may have immediately made Andrew lose his mind.
[00:11:09]  Corona. No.
[00:11:11]  What do you mean? McDonald's gave him Corona.
[00:11:13]  He was trying to protect us, dude.
[00:11:15]  You're not scared of Corona? It's a new emergency.
[00:11:17]  Emergency of the morning, number two.
[00:11:19]  What do you mean? No, I'm not scared of Corona.
[00:11:21]  Second emergency of the day.
[00:11:22]  Second emergency of the day.
[00:11:25]  Today's emergency day.
[00:11:26]  Alright. Today can't be emergency day.
[00:11:29]  Anytime anyone says emergency and wants to do something, everyone has to say yes.
[00:11:36]  Agreed. It's emergency day.
[00:11:39]  Today can't be emergency day.
[00:11:41]  It is. That's not real.
[00:11:42]  We're watching Steven Seagal movies.
[00:11:48]  Isn't it real? What do you know?
[00:11:50]  It's not real. You don't know anything though.
[00:11:53]  Our emergencies aren't real.
[00:11:54]  Emergency day can't be a thing.
[00:11:56]  They're real emergencies. Super real.
[00:12:03]  Right. This may be the last time we all see each other alive.
[00:12:08]  I'll have a Cohiba Talisman and eight gin and tonics, please.
[00:12:12]  Eight gin and tonics? Yes, please.
[00:12:17]  Tristan. Why do we need eight?