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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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DRIFTING FERRARI CRASH | Tate Confidential Ep. 53
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
You Bye!
So a smoke machine got delivered.
I wanted a little smoke machine to run a joke, and I accidentally bought a nightclub level fog machine, which is used for creating fog in clubs and bars.
Now, when this was supposed to show up, I plotted with Luke to get you, Warren.
You were the person I was supposed to get with him while you were asleep after the sprayed fog on you.
Nice. But this thing comes with a remote control.
That you can control wirelessly from the DJ booth.
Ah, so it's not a button on the wire.
No. So I'm going to set this up under Luke's bed and leave it on.
Then, when he's asleep, I'm going to fill his room with smoke when he doesn't expect it.
Nice. Let's do it. Installing it now.
Nice. So moving his bed out of the way.
extension wire underneath this bed. Here we go. There it is.
So I can plug the machine in down here next to his phone charger.
Little shit. Nice.
So he thinks you're going to do this to me.
Yeah. And he's going to get to bed tonight.
Yeah. And then we're going to smoke him out.
Exactly. I can't find the fucking holes.
One moment. Here we go.
Got it? Plugged in.
Cool. This is the wireless receiver.
The hose is incorrect. In fact, let me top this up.
Go to my bathroom, and next to the door in the bathroom, there's a tub of liquid smoke.
I'm breathing here, please.
Hold.
Disco fog liquid.
So the plan goes like this, Rory.
We sneak up to his door with the remote control.
I use an Allen key.
To take off his door handle and push it through so the door handle falls on the floor.
Nice. I then start smoking him out.
So he's trapped in. So he wakes up, reaches it, the door handle's not there, it's on the floor, the room's full of smoke.
Yeah. Obviously we've got to smoke it out first.
I think we need to loosen the door handle and then start smoking it out and then we push.
Cool. We'll have to do this super late so he's definitely asleep because...
Yeah, no, he wakes up to anything.
We'll keep music playing downstairs and stuff so he's not aware of the obvious noise outside his room.
We've got to get as much smoke as possible.
Okay, it's full of liquid smoke.
Now if I just switch it on, it takes a while to heat up.
Now I can tie the entire machine to his bed.
I mean, it's only like 5 p.m. now, so will it last that long?
Will it not? No, it's plugged in.
When it's on, it's lost. Cool.
So the machine is now set.
I just want to smoke him out super good because he thinks this is going to happen to me.
Lift the head on top of the machine.
Yeah, you want to put the machine as far under the bed as you can.
Yeah. So, do you know what I mean?
So when he panics, he can't grab it straight away.
We done? We plugged in?
I think. Are these my sunglasses?
No, they aren't, they aren't.
Luke steals things. So his room is in the exact same place we left it, but with the smoke machine installed, I'm going to eat the bed.
Got a remote control, later tonight we're gonna get in.
So Luke's in bed, I'm interested in having the remote for the fog machine.
Instead of taking his door handle off, it'll make too much noise.
So what we'll do is we hold the door shut.
Stop smoking out my room.
Keep going. Keep going.
Just push and stop.
Keep going.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
Yeah, wait.
He just locked me in.
We're gonna take the door handle.
Oh, thank you.
To light on.
Is this getting me?
We got mine.
I knew what you were doing, you bastards.
Look at this shit.
Why couldn't we have gone to see your guys first?
Where the fuck are they?
Where the shit?
Where is the fucking remote?
Luke, where are you?
Oh, fuck!
It was if you were doing alcohol.
Oh man, this is smoky.
What?
It's on your bed bro.
I saw this shit!
And I was wondering why!
You know, I thought a fucking smurf fucked around somehow and put it here.
Oh, did you see? Don't you know the fuck is it like this?
No, fuck this.
Fuck this piece. Alright, you guys didn't get me.
This does count.
We soon forgot you.
Oh, Luke, we so got you.
You thought we were going to get Rory.
We set out today when you were outside.
We got you. They got me.
What car are you in? What?
What car are you in?
A Ferrari. I know it makes no sense.
I bought you a Ferrari.
We didn't film any of it. Everyone's like, why?
Now Luke has a Ferrari. Yeah.
Luke has a Ferrari. I bought Luke a Ferrari.
Here's the update. So I thought Luke needs to learn to drive, so he'll come here to learn how to drift.
I already know how to drift, of course.
But here's so you can learn how to drift.
I'll try not to crash.
Alright, we live in the monkey realm.
We don't. We do.
We don't. We do, Rory.
We're in the monkey realm. This is definitely monkey realm.
Tristan, we live in the monkey realm.
The world of monkeys.
I agree with you. We do!
And you're in the car Monkey realm let me get this straight This is no longer a drifting school.
It's teaching Luke how to drive a fucking manual school.
Yes. He grew up in fucking America.
Yes. Where no one can drive.
Big straight roads, no manual transmission.
Exactly. Americans cannot drive.
That's not driving. I know it's not.
That's making a car move in a straight line.
Yes. That's very different.
I'm very good at it. So you don't know how to use a manual car?
I do not. I know how to use a manual motorcycle.
I'm not gonna talk to you anymore.
I don't like you. No, but after this I'll know how to drive manual.
I'm gonna go get a fucking cigar.
cigar Are those relaxing I'm not sure I'm not sure Oh
What So Hmm So
So So, I was looking at my phone, and I looked up, and I saw the car doing perfect circles.
I said, don't worry, oh, fucking hell, Luke's got it!
They swapped seats. I didn't see you in any swapped seats.
The Aikido!
Woo!
Shit! Shit!
He was fighting the steering wheel!
Shit! Tristan, Mr.
Driver. Tristan, Mr.
Driver. Can't even park a car.
Tristan, you're American, aren't you?
I can tell. Did you see the drift Aikido?
Yeah, but you can't drive. No, but did you see the Aikido?
No. No, you can't see it.
You can't see it. You can't see it. You can't.
I was six times zooming on you.
All the steering errors I made, so I did one or two, and then it would start messing up.
That's because I was trying to take my hand off the wheel and the Aikido.
Can you park a car, though? Yeah, but I can do drifting Aikido.
But can you park a car?
The answer is no. Can you show us again?
Show us your parking skills.
Yeah, please. Please bark again.
So Tristan, are you the professional drifter?
I am clearly the best drifter.
Let's not eat ragging. I didn't know if I would be, I just am the best.
Alright, so... Am I not the best?
Do you disagree? I don't disagree.
Good. You can't disagree because I'm the best at this.
Okay, so he said your weight will change it slightly.
Yes, I weigh more so you need more gas I'm clearly the best at this, Luke. I'm clearly the best, bruv. Don't even deny it. It's gonna upset Andrew, but I am.
Woo!
That was a good one.
Yeah!
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
Yeah, I filmed this.
Go on.
What's the story? Let's go on, Luke.
So, Rory says he's allergic to cucumbers.
He thinks they'll kill him. Cucumbers will kill him.
They won't kill me. If you want to kill Rory, you just wave a cucumber in his face.
And he might die.
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