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Much Harder Than Expected
00:15:21
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But I'm not a girl. | |
| I'm a girl. | |
| you Oh Where's Mr. Plenty? | |
| There's someone from Nevada. What? | |
| What's up? What's up? | |
| You, you took this one. | |
| I bought a plane, managed to pull it off, and we got tickets, and now we're going to Dubai, and I'll VIP you in green, everything I've lost and destroyed. | |
| I didn't book tickets, I'm Georgiana. | |
| I want this on the record. | |
| My personal assistant screwed up a team. | |
| I don't screw people up. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Where are you right now? | |
| I'm just having a conversation. | |
| That's how we save it. | |
| I'm here. | |
| You're wounded, man. | |
| You're still down. | |
| Damn, we need something to do with awkward now. | |
| Yeah, it is. | |
| Now you're up. | |
| I'm up? Then I got recovered for your loss. | |
| Sure. Loss. | |
| Okay, then I do one. | |
| Am I recovered for your... | |
| Yeah. Weasley loss? | |
| I believe so. How about you? | |
| You're not happy. No, you haven't. | |
| I must restore family honor. | |
| Didn't fuck up there in the direction of it. | |
| It's not online gambling. | |
| I'm going to change the birds. | |
| You're a speed gambler. | |
| I'm a gambler of my speed. | |
| It's going well. | |
| I'm not so slow. Patience. | |
| As soon as we get one lay up, literally one lay over the whole thing, I'm taking it. | |
| I don't need mine to actually feel like a win. | |
| We're getting there. | |
| You win every spin. | |
| You can't step to me. | |
| Tristan, you got a hand. | |
| Admit it. | |
| Admit I've nearly recovered from your pathetic losses. | |
| I nearly saved the family. | |
| I nearly saved the family. | |
| I like your head. | |
| High five. | |
| Throw up. | |
| To be continued. | |
| Thanks for watching. | |
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| Next time. Next time we're bankrupt. | |
| Andrew and me both lost the same amount. | |
| Actually, Andrew lost double what I lost. | |
| So, I'm the real champion. | |
| I'm the real champion. | |
| How do you spell that? | |
| It's called normal gambling. | |
| So, we have it every single episode of the game. | |
| It's seven. | |
| I'm the real champion. | |
| There's no one here that can stand up. | |
| Yeah, I hope not. | |
| 31 degrees. | |
| I'm the shit. | |
| I'm the shit. | |
| Business, kickboxing. | |
| What? | |
| I'm the shit. | |
| That piece looks like a piece. | |
| I'm the shit. | |
| Hello. | |
| You need to go fast, dude. | |
| Show me the power. | |
| In case you haven't watched our series before, we spend all our money flexing on the Broke Boys. | |
| Just offset the Broke Boys is what we do. | |
| So I found out I could drive the Broke Boys and the Broke Boys out of the way. | |
| What the fuck am I coming here for? | |
| A walk? I don't even think we have to collect our own luggage. | |
| I'm sending bug points to get my luggage. | |
| Yeah, so the quick thing is bring everyone up to speed. | |
| So Mike took forever to do every episode, as you knew by the end of the last episode. | |
| He was really fucking slow. | |
| We were giving a millionaire's life and he took too fucking long. | |
| So he fired Mike. It's a shame. | |
| I liked Mike. I liked Mike too. | |
| And then loads of cool shit happened. | |
| Loads of shit that should have been on film. | |
| Loads of amazing efforts. Those were missed. | |
| Yeah. And then I was walking down the street one night and I saw this fucking huge seven foot four dude. | |
| I said, what's your name? With a camera. | |
| Yeah, he had a camera, and he's walking around, and he had a sign saying, I want to do a vlog, my name's Runfold. | |
| Seven foot four, Rubik's Cube World Champion. | |
| So you had to wrestle him to the ground and capture him. | |
| Like a Pokemon. Exactly. | |
| And now, he makes our video. | |
| You can't see what he looks like. | |
| Seven foot four, Rubik's Cube World Champion. | |
| That's Runfold. So Runfold's the new camera guy. | |
| And now, all our episodes are going to be A better be on time. | |
| Yo, wrong phone. Do some cool edit shit here to show them the power of your editing. | |
| I'm too busy getting money. | |
| Ain't worried about you niggas ain't on me. | |
| You ain't got nothing better to do with your time. | |
| I want you watching my every move. | |
| Trying to watch everything I do. | |
| I ain't worried about you niggas. | |
| No, I ain't worried about you niggas. | |
| I'm getting my Do something cool. | |
| Yeah, stay focused. | |
| What? | |
| So basically, we've got four open penthouses in line. | |
| Which is, one of the bedrooms is substantially better. | |
| And I can actually use that room. | |
| No, I don't care. | |
| I found this place, I broke it. | |
| I've got dice. | |
| I do not have a dice. | |
| If any internet dice can be used, I'll call you. | |
| I do not have a coin. | |
| Do you have a coin? | |
| No, I'm not going to call you. | |
| You're a broke boy. | |
| I'm definitely not. | |
| Not to say you're a broke lawyer, Doc. | |
| Because he's bigger than me. | |
| But it would be useful. | |
| Any coin of any type. | |
| Boom! English 10 pin. | |
| Alright, I flip, you call it. Let's flip it. | |
| Ready? Go on, flip it. | |
| Heads! Heads! | |
| Woo! You got lucky. | |
| No luck. Beginning of the adventure. | |
| Alright. All of a sudden it's just so big and stingy. | |
| I'm just saying it's so much. It's so much you're doing your life to. | |
| Don't follow my time. | |
| We would have been able to make this year. | |
| We were just like, where? | |
| We did buy a house, but like, we're missing half a million dollars in value. | |
| That we can't add up to. | |
| Like, Ukraine, that was three that night. | |
| We took a look at it. | |
| It's a good house. | |
| So just finished sparring. | |
| I was being a bit nice, you know. | |
| Nah, he's good. But then we got some bullshit challenge. | |
| We're gonna walk to the top of the tower, 80 floors up the stairs. | |
| I don't know, how did this happen? Someone was talking some shit about walking up the stairs. | |
| How did this happen? How did we agree on this? | |
| I don't know. We're walking 80 floors, 80 floors to the top. | |
| Look at them all doing double steps and running their shit. | |
| I'm barefoot. | |
| I don't have any speaker to do. | |
| Mother Nature's speaking to you, Joran. | |
| Oh, good. | |
| First you need to go faster than this. | |
| Now, Lord, I regret it. | |
| I think we should place some money on where our boy is. | |
| I'm going to go buy a new pair. | |
| What do you reckon? Runfall. | |
| Runfall. Runfall. | |
| It's going to do it. We're supposed to get to the top. | |
| We're all this way. I'm thinking the, after Jesus' moment, we're going to be able to bring people out of it. | |
| Yeah, yeah. That's what I mean. | |
| It's unbearable. | |
| How did this get rid of one? | |
| I don't know if I've ever seen this one. | |
| Is there a dog that looks like you? | |
| It's a good one. | |
| It's a dog. | |
| It's a dog. | |
| Sorry for Mr. Fucking Jungle on the man. | |
| Exactly. We're forwarding him on a pathway. | |
| This is much harder than a manual cardio. | |
| An hour of sex. Much harder than the precepts. | |
| I thought too loud at the end of the day. | |
| The hollowest victory of all. | |
| Oh. | |
| We're at the top. | |
| And the door's locked. How are you feeling? | |
| Jules fine. Do it again. | |
| Jules probably got a boner. | |
| Right the fuck for six hours. | |
| Andrew's dead. I'm triple dead. | |
| and Ron fold. | |
| I'm going to try and get a good shot of this. | |
| I'm going to try and get a good shot of this. | |
| That's some cold hard cheese shit. | |
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Fucked Up Go-Karts
00:07:03
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| Supposedly, these are the fastest go-karts you can rent. | |
| So I'm about to brunt you up. | |
| My arm falls out of place if I do this. | |
| I've got an injury on my shoulder. It's about to lose. | |
| I said I didn't want to come. Guys, the GoPro's not working. | |
| You can't fucking film with a fucking iPhone on a fucking go-kart track, Ronvald. | |
| You know what? Mike, Mike fucked up loads, and Mike is here. | |
| Ronvald, you're supposed to be the guy. | |
| You're supposed to be the man. | |
| Try and turn it off. Maybe it's the person. | |
| Not working. Not working. | |
| The GoPro doesn't work. | |
| Did you charge it? | |
| Yeah. I don't know, Ronvald. | |
| You're lucky you're 7'4". | |
| You're lucky. | |
| I'm just going to have to beat you at go-karting without it being filmed. | |
| And then take you back here with a GoPro that works next week. | |
| So maybe this was all a plan, a conspiracy by you to go go-karting twice. | |
| Maybe you're just a super go-kart fan and I'll let that slide. | |
| But if next time we come here we don't have a working GoPro, I'm gonna be pissed. | |
| Still ordering HVADs, still building buildings, and I'll tell you all about that. | |
| that. | |
| I've got jet skiing, but it's 8am and I don't like cold, I don't like the ocean, so I better not fall in. | |
| It's not gonna be cold? | |
| No, I'm not cold. It's gonna be cold. | |
| So I'm gonna leave Yo! | |
| They're fast though. They're fast as shit! | |
| I need gloves though. | |
| I cut my fingers on the rubber on this bit here I'm going to try and get it out of the way. It's not going to come out. | |
| I'm going to try and get it out of the way. | |
| I cut my fingers on the rubber on this bit here. | |
| I need to stay fucking still. | |
| But I keep spinning around and shit. | |
| Look, first layer of skin done broke off, bruv. | |
| The fuck is this? | |
| That's why black men don't fucking jet ski. | |
| This is some bullshit. There's a run boat here. | |
| Seven foot motherfucker on a motherfucking jet ski. | |
| And I fucking cut myself. | |
| Black people don't fucking jet ski? | |
| Hell no. Fuck this. | |
| I ain't coming back. Not with these motherfuckers. | |
| Nope. Not with nobody. | |
| Why can't this shit stay still? | |
| Why you keep spinning around? | |
| You guys better shit than me man! | |
| Shit wait wait Y'all got me fucked up Bye! | |
| Bye! | |
| Y'all got me fucked up. | |
| This is some bullshit. | |
| I'm gonna go get a drink of water. | |
| I see it on films. | |
| When you get water in your boat, you start sinking. | |
| Bet I get this shit out. Goddamn. | |
| Y'all got me fucked up | |
| I'm fucked up! | |
| I'm sorry. I'm sorry. | |
| I think he's trying to get the girl on the road. | |
| I think he's trying to get the girl on the road. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| It's just hilarious the narrative that comes out of people. | |
| It's just hilarious. | |
| I'm a man of my word. | |
| Of course, that's what happens when you haven't trained in three years. | |
| You come to Dubai, Rob goes, don't worry, I'm not the UAE Heavyweight Champion for you. | |
| Lovely. Lovely. | |
| We'll see. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Dad is directing you to stop coolly. | |
| Hurry. | |
| Why does he have to feed you? | |
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Fireworks 10
00:04:25
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| What is wrong with my dog? | |
| He had a terrible audio quality and they needed to doayed remedy to get him over with his auto having dominated for generations. | |
| Got it? | |
| Self mute on your face. | |
| Are you trying to make me do it again, mom? | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| 7. | |
| FIREWORKS 8. | |
| FIREWORKS. | |
| 9. | |
| FIREWORKS. | |
| 10. | |
| FIREWORKS. | |
| 11. | |
| FIREWORKS. | |
| 12. | |
| FIREWORKS. | |
| 13. | |
| FIREWORKS. | |
| You know what it is? We don't have actual real life in this way to buy. | |
| And it's fine, but to buy is expensive. | |
| People who don't like it like the jet skis. | |
| Three, four, a hundred bucks. | |
| Massage, three, four hundred bucks. | |
| Nice dinner, three, four hundred bucks. | |
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Expensive Oases Costly Pleasures
00:01:03
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| I think a thousand a day, to me, to you, it's like, who cares? | |
| Like, you're spending money. | |
| But to most of you, a thousand is a month's work. | |
| They can't do that in a day. | |
| They come to Dubai and they, you know, they sit around and drink in their hotel room and say Dubai's boring. | |
| Because it's expensive. It's fun for you and you need to have money. | |
| And loads of people in Dubai are both. | |
| It looks like it's rich, but loads of brokers are there. | |
| There's a lot of credit card debt, there really is. | |
| Yeah, I bet. There's a lot of examples of people who walk up and they leave with less... | |
| Even when they've been here for extra money, years and they've spent extra money, they head home with less money. | |
| We could all swim and jump in, you know. | |
| So this is a good one to jump off if you want to get that footage. | |
| Eh, maybe. Iron jumping in no more. | |
| I have a saying, oceans are just swimming pools for poor people. | |
| I like my luxury, clear-ass swimming pool. | |
| No sharks, no jellyfish, no one shits in it. | |
| It's wonderful. | |
| It's good. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oceans are swimming port of port before. | |