Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - DRIFTING FERRARI CRASH | Tate Confidential Ep. 53
Aired: 2022-07-24
Duration: 13:59


=== Smoke Machine Scheme (07:24) ===

[00:00:00]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:02]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:20]  But I'm not a girl.
[00:00:22]  I'm a girl.
[00:00:34]  You Bye!
[00:00:39]  So a smoke machine got delivered.
[00:00:41]  I wanted a little smoke machine to run a joke, and I accidentally bought a nightclub level fog machine, which is used for creating fog in clubs and bars.
[00:00:51]  Now, when this was supposed to show up, I plotted with Luke to get you, Warren.
[00:00:57]  You were the person I was supposed to get with him while you were asleep after the sprayed fog on you.
[00:01:01]  Nice. But this thing comes with a remote control.
[00:01:06]  That you can control wirelessly from the DJ booth.
[00:01:09]  Ah, so it's not a button on the wire.
[00:01:10]  No. So I'm going to set this up under Luke's bed and leave it on.
[00:01:16]  Then, when he's asleep, I'm going to fill his room with smoke when he doesn't expect it.
[00:01:21]  Nice. Let's do it. Installing it now.
[00:01:26]  Nice. So moving his bed out of the way.
[00:01:28]  extension wire underneath this bed. Here we go. There it is.
[00:01:34]  So I can plug the machine in down here next to his phone charger.
[00:01:43]  Little shit. Nice.
[00:01:49]  So he thinks you're going to do this to me.
[00:01:50]  Yeah. And he's going to get to bed tonight.
[00:01:52]  Yeah. And then we're going to smoke him out.
[00:01:54]  Exactly. I can't find the fucking holes.
[00:02:01]  One moment. Here we go.
[00:02:06]  Got it? Plugged in.
[00:02:08]  Cool. This is the wireless receiver.
[00:02:14]  The hose is incorrect. In fact, let me top this up.
[00:02:16]  Go to my bathroom, and next to the door in the bathroom, there's a tub of liquid smoke.
[00:02:19]  I'm breathing here, please.
[00:02:20]  Hold.
[00:02:21]  Disco fog liquid.
[00:02:27]  So the plan goes like this, Rory.
[00:02:36]  We sneak up to his door with the remote control.
[00:02:40]  I use an Allen key.
[00:02:43]  To take off his door handle and push it through so the door handle falls on the floor.
[00:02:49]  Nice. I then start smoking him out.
[00:02:51]  So he's trapped in. So he wakes up, reaches it, the door handle's not there, it's on the floor, the room's full of smoke.
[00:02:57]  Yeah. Obviously we've got to smoke it out first.
[00:02:59]  I think we need to loosen the door handle and then start smoking it out and then we push.
[00:03:05]  Cool. We'll have to do this super late so he's definitely asleep because...
[00:03:10]  Yeah, no, he wakes up to anything.
[00:03:15]  We'll keep music playing downstairs and stuff so he's not aware of the obvious noise outside his room.
[00:03:22]  We've got to get as much smoke as possible.
[00:03:24]  Okay, it's full of liquid smoke.
[00:03:26]  Now if I just switch it on, it takes a while to heat up.
[00:03:31]  Now I can tie the entire machine to his bed.
[00:03:37]  I mean, it's only like 5 p.m. now, so will it last that long?
[00:03:45]  Will it not? No, it's plugged in.
[00:03:47]  When it's on, it's lost. Cool.
[00:03:49]  So the machine is now set.
[00:03:51]  I just want to smoke him out super good because he thinks this is going to happen to me.
[00:03:58]  Lift the head on top of the machine.
[00:04:01]  Yeah, you want to put the machine as far under the bed as you can.
[00:04:03]  Yeah. So, do you know what I mean?
[00:04:07]  So when he panics, he can't grab it straight away.
[00:04:11]  We done? We plugged in?
[00:04:18]  I think. Are these my sunglasses?
[00:04:23]  No, they aren't, they aren't.
[00:04:25]  Luke steals things. So his room is in the exact same place we left it, but with the smoke machine installed, I'm going to eat the bed.
[00:04:35]  Got a remote control, later tonight we're gonna get in.
[00:04:38]  So Luke's in bed, I'm interested in having the remote for the fog machine.
[00:04:50]  Instead of taking his door handle off, it'll make too much noise.
[00:04:53]  So what we'll do is we hold the door shut.
[00:04:56]  Stop smoking out my room.
[00:05:06]  Keep going. Keep going.
[00:05:20]  Just push and stop.
[00:05:27]  Keep going.
[00:05:30]  Are you kidding me?
[00:05:56]  Yeah.
[00:05:57]  Yeah, wait.
[00:06:03]  He just locked me in.
[00:06:08]  We're gonna take the door handle.
[00:06:11]  Oh, thank you.
[00:06:12]  To light on.
[00:06:20]  Is this getting me?
[00:06:26]  We got mine.
[00:06:28]  I knew what you were doing, you bastards.
[00:06:33]  Look at this shit.
[00:06:39]  Why couldn't we have gone to see your guys first?
[00:06:42]  Where the fuck are they?
[00:06:46]  Where the shit?
[00:06:52]  Where is the fucking remote?
[00:06:54]  Luke, where are you?
[00:06:56]  Oh, fuck!
[00:06:57]  It was if you were doing alcohol.
[00:07:00]  Oh man, this is smoky.
[00:07:04]  What?
[00:07:05]  It's on your bed bro.
[00:07:11]  I saw this shit!
[00:07:13]  And I was wondering why!
[00:07:16]  You know, I thought a fucking smurf fucked around somehow and put it here.

=== Drifting Aikido Mastery (05:31) ===

[00:07:25]  Oh, did you see? Don't you know the fuck is it like this?
[00:07:32]  No, fuck this.
[00:07:33]  Fuck this piece. Alright, you guys didn't get me.
[00:07:49]  This does count.
[00:07:51]  We soon forgot you.
[00:07:53]  Oh, Luke, we so got you.
[00:07:55]  You thought we were going to get Rory.
[00:07:59]  We set out today when you were outside.
[00:08:02]  We got you. They got me.
[00:08:08]  What car are you in? What?
[00:08:09]  What car are you in?
[00:08:11]  A Ferrari. I know it makes no sense.
[00:08:16]  I bought you a Ferrari.
[00:08:17]  We didn't film any of it. Everyone's like, why?
[00:08:19]  Now Luke has a Ferrari. Yeah.
[00:08:21]  Luke has a Ferrari. I bought Luke a Ferrari.
[00:08:24]  Here's the update. So I thought Luke needs to learn to drive, so he'll come here to learn how to drift.
[00:08:32]  I already know how to drift, of course.
[00:08:34]  But here's so you can learn how to drift.
[00:08:38]  I'll try not to crash.
[00:08:40]  Alright, we live in the monkey realm.
[00:08:46]  We don't. We do.
[00:08:48]  We don't. We do, Rory.
[00:08:49]  We're in the monkey realm. This is definitely monkey realm.
[00:08:53]  Tristan, we live in the monkey realm.
[00:08:56]  The world of monkeys.
[00:08:58]  I agree with you. We do!
[00:09:02]  And you're in the car Monkey realm let me get this straight This is no longer a drifting school.
[00:09:16]  It's teaching Luke how to drive a fucking manual school.
[00:09:19]  Yes. He grew up in fucking America.
[00:09:21]  Yes. Where no one can drive.
[00:09:23]  Big straight roads, no manual transmission.
[00:09:26]  Exactly. Americans cannot drive.
[00:09:27]  That's not driving. I know it's not.
[00:09:29]  That's making a car move in a straight line.
[00:09:31]  Yes. That's very different.
[00:09:32]  I'm very good at it. So you don't know how to use a manual car?
[00:09:35]  I do not. I know how to use a manual motorcycle.
[00:09:39]  I'm not gonna talk to you anymore.
[00:09:41]  I don't like you. No, but after this I'll know how to drive manual.
[00:09:43]  I'm gonna go get a fucking cigar.
[00:09:47]  cigar Are those relaxing I'm not sure I'm not sure Oh
[00:09:59]  What So Hmm So
[00:10:29]  So So, I was looking at my phone, and I looked up, and I saw the car doing perfect circles.
[00:10:38]  I said, don't worry, oh, fucking hell, Luke's got it!
[00:10:40]  They swapped seats. I didn't see you in any swapped seats.
[00:10:44]  The Aikido!
[00:10:58]  Woo!
[00:11:08]  Shit! Shit!
[00:11:11]  He was fighting the steering wheel!
[00:11:13]  Shit! Tristan, Mr.
[00:11:20]  Driver. Tristan, Mr.
[00:11:22]  Driver. Can't even park a car.
[00:11:24]  Tristan, you're American, aren't you?
[00:11:25]  I can tell. Did you see the drift Aikido?
[00:11:28]  Yeah, but you can't drive. No, but did you see the Aikido?
[00:11:30]  No. No, you can't see it.
[00:11:32]  You can't see it. You can't see it. You can't.
[00:11:33]  I was six times zooming on you.
[00:11:36]  All the steering errors I made, so I did one or two, and then it would start messing up.
[00:11:41]  That's because I was trying to take my hand off the wheel and the Aikido.
[00:11:43]  Can you park a car, though? Yeah, but I can do drifting Aikido.
[00:11:45]  But can you park a car?
[00:11:47]  The answer is no. Can you show us again?
[00:11:49]  Show us your parking skills.
[00:11:50]  Yeah, please. Please bark again.
[00:11:52]  So Tristan, are you the professional drifter?
[00:12:14]  I am clearly the best drifter.
[00:12:16]  Let's not eat ragging. I didn't know if I would be, I just am the best.
[00:12:20]  Alright, so... Am I not the best?
[00:12:23]  Do you disagree? I don't disagree.
[00:12:25]  Good. You can't disagree because I'm the best at this.
[00:12:31]  Okay, so he said your weight will change it slightly.
[00:12:34]  Yes, I weigh more so you need more gas I'm clearly the best at this, Luke. I'm clearly the best, bruv. Don't even deny it. It's gonna upset Andrew, but I am.

=== Cucumbers Kill? (01:03) ===

[00:12:56]  Woo!
[00:13:02]  That was a good one.
[00:13:09]  Yeah!
[00:13:10]  That was a good one.
[00:13:11]  That was a good one.
[00:13:18]  Yeah, I filmed this.
[00:13:46]  Go on.
[00:13:48]  What's the story? Let's go on, Luke.
[00:13:50]  So, Rory says he's allergic to cucumbers.
[00:13:52]  He thinks they'll kill him. Cucumbers will kill him.
[00:13:54]  They won't kill me. If you want to kill Rory, you just wave a cucumber in his face.
[00:13:58]  And he might die.