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July 23, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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THE SECRETS TO ELITE LEVEL HYDRATION | Tate Confidential Ep. 51
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
I'm not sure if that's true.
So we're on to the next.
We're going to London to buy party hats.
Party hats. Yeah, for when Joe Biden becomes president.
So we'll never use them.
We need party hats because Joe Biden's going to become president.
He's not. He is. He's super not.
Did you see the last thing he said?
I think he said there was millions of deaths for corona and millions of job losses.
Listen, it's Joe Biden's A Democrat.
Who else are you going to vote for? A racist?
Not my president. Exactly.
Alright, so we've just landed in London.
And literally, last night, Romania, for the next 14 days, and they may extend, has banned all flights between the two countries.
So now we're stuck out of Romania.
We can't go home. We're in England.
But they haven't seemed to have banned Sweden.
So we might have to finish in London, go back to Sweden, and then go buy a suite to Romania.
So that's the beginning of my plan.
Why don't you work on it to get us back?
Because I have to get back in during the time I'm locked out.
Otherwise I don't win. I can wait, but then I don't win.
I can wait, and then I'm allowed.
Nah, I'm finding a way.
We'll see you guys soon. We're banned.
We're banned from going back to Romania by air.
We were in Stockholm. We could have stayed in Stockholm.
We didn't. We flew here. We had stuff to do here.
By the time we landed, Romania banned all air travel between the UK and Romania for the next two weeks.
We can't be stuck every two weeks because we have to go back to Romania.
We have your Ferrari, which is getting collected by a cargo truck.
And what we could do is pretend we work for the cargo truck company because cargo is allowed to travel through France and sit in the cargo truck and try and get back that way.
But the Romanian guy is saying there's no room for three people in the truck.
We can't drive home.
Because you can't get into France unless you're transporting cargo.
So then, I was just looking on the phone, we can fly back to Stockholm on Monday, so another five days to Stockholm, wait in Stockholm until Friday, and then fly back to Romania from Stockholm.
But I just spoke on the phone to another guy who said that there's a link, an online link, you can apply to the French government for transit papers saying you're going through the country.
So we have to now drive to Essex right now to meet him Get the link, try to find the transit papers, get your 458, and drive to Romania.
That's the plan.
I'm back in the car.
We're living in the realms of the monkey people.
people.
� It's supposed to be. The realm of the monkey people.
We're eating traditional Swedish cuisine in Stockholm.
It's called a taco. You ever heard of a taco before?
I have. From Sweden.
Tacos are Swedish. Tacos are Swedish.
And we've come here to try and get back into Romania, and we have a flight coming soon.
Until then, we're in elephant world.
Elephant world. And the realm of the monkey people.
Perfect. Thank you.
So they're not letting Andrew on.
He's arguing. He's arguing with him right now.
He has residency and everything.
They let me by, but we'll see if he gets on.
Romania really doesn't want us inside.
We'll see. I think he'll do it.
So he made it back. We did.
He gave me loads of shit. He didn't give any shit.
Gave me zero shit. Bro, who's natural?
Where's your residence paper? What the fuck are we gonna do?
Send me back to Sweden?
Let me in. Do I look swindish?
We'll see. Okay, you must stay home 14 days.
Fuck off. He gave me zero.
Did he tell you to stay home?
Yeah, he did. Although that's not gonna happen.
Exactly. We're back.
We're back. I had no idea that Alexander had done this,
but someone just tweeted at me.
Hey, Abu Dhan and Talisman, you need to buy Ajax's course, How to Drink More Water, and do his tape speech review.
So Alexander's put a course on Gumroad called, How to Drink More Water.
I am out of water right now.
Are you dehydrated daily?
Yes. Are your energy levels low?
Yes. Do your joints pop and crack?
No, I am out of water.
You're not living the best life.
Bye. Bye. Buying it.
Buy it. In this eight-part course, I will instruct you step by step.
You have to increase your hydration to elite levels.
Buy it. How much is it? $500 plus value.
Is that it? Buy it instantly.
I'm buying the course. You don't need to spend $500 to show someone how to drink water.
How do I drink water without any fucking water you can't?
I got any fucking water!
Buy a course! Stay in here with coffee!
Yeah, because we wanted coffee.
I'm buying the course. You're not buying.
I'm buying it. What's it going to show you?
Nothing. How to increase my hydration to elite levels.
Elite levels, Rory. That is kind of...
It's kind of real. Stop agreeing, you know.
It doesn't make sense. It's a glass of water.
And... Boom!
You bought it. $591.43.
How to drink more water.
Purchase. We're back in the game.
We're back in the game. Let me just review the course materials.
Please share your knowledge. I'm reviewing the course materials.
Tristan, can you send me the course?
No, you have to buy it. You can get discounted.
You're not sharing knowledge with us.
Look at how quickly he started drinking water!
Whoa! All right, all right, all right.
Whoa! Straight away!
How's that not worth the money?
Tristan, please share it.
My joints pop. All right, all right, all right.
I take it back. I want the ball.
Best 600 bucks I've ever spent!
Rory, let's go half. No skank in his course.
It's good material. I'll give you a discount if you say my name.
It's $500. But full price.
Full price. No halving the course.
I'm not sharing the content.
Luke, I'm going to buy it.
No, Rory, halves, please.
I need it.
I'm not 100 to an elite level, are you?
I'm not. That's my problem.
Stop saying halves.
You don't need to stay halves.
You own a Ferrari.
Stop trying to go absolutely crazy.
Yeah, you own a Ferrari.
Tell the Ferrari to buy the course.
And you are trying to cheat my friend Alexander out of 300 hard-earned dollars.
Just in elite levels? Yeah, in elite levels.
Do you feel hydrated? I do.
I feel wonderful. Best course ever bought.
You know, I've always had that problem. I'm buying this fucking course right now.
I'm alright. I'm already buying it.
You twisted my arm.
Go on, buy it.
We can't...
So we're all sitting around buying Alexander's Course.
Alright, so I'm gonna have to buy it full price.
Yes, full price. Alright.
So what's actually in the course?
Because it's just eight parts. I'm curious how it's going to work.
You have to—you have to buy it.
I've got the course. Show me what's actually in the—well, the eight parts.
What's the eight parts? No. Tristan, you can't just show them.
I bought the course. See this big button, view content button?
That's on my phone. I purchased the course.
So you're not going to show me?
No. You want the fucking course, buy the fucking course.
Like I did. Wait, are you actually buying the course?
I need to know. I'm a little bit thirsty, there's no water on my table.
What choice do I have?
That's a good point, you don't want to die of thirst.
I don't want to die of thirst. So I basically have to buy it now.
Andrew, will you show me after you buy it?
No. You have to buy it.
Full price. All right.
Tristan, come on!
No! No, I won't show you guys.
Me and Tristan are not the secret stuff.
Elite level hydration.
And you're going to be a nobody. Thirsty.
But still. And then you both have the course now.
Excuse me. Are you actually buying the course?
Tristan, sometimes in life, you have to do the right thing.
You do. You do.
It's a great course.
Was it worth it?
Honestly, honestly, all jokes aside, before you enter your card numbers, best course ever of all.
One second. It's a great course.
Do the captcha. Nice.
Verify I'm a real person.
Why would you think I'm not a real person right?
And... Done.
You also bought the course.
Course bought. Perfect.
Now me and you have the secrets to elite level hydration.
Wait, you guys can't?
You don't have it and you don't have it.
You fuckers are going to stay thirsty.
Me and Tristan have elite level hydration tactics.
Now we're going to need to come. Best $1,200.
I haven't even drunk anymore and I'm already not thirsty.
It's already hydrating me.
I'm already hydrated. Wait, what's in it?
You can't, no!
I'm looking at it right now. Unless you buy the course.
Woohoo! This is a good course.
You're not thirsty anymore. This is a good course.
Can you just give me like the first part?
No. The opening.
No. Nothing?
Nothing. Pictures.
You want the course, buy the course.
I don't have the money. And that is not my problem.
It's raining outside. Go stand underneath the rain.
Plenty of hydration out there.
I'll be getting hydrated here.
In a cigar lounge.
If standing in the rain isn't in the course, that's a waste of time.
It can't be that good.
Maybe they just give us the course.
Yeah, show me then if it's that good.
It is good. Show you.
Show you elite level hydration.
Alright, guys, come. I'm going to leak some of the course material.
Come on, guys. This one you left there?
Yeah. I'm gonna leave.
Hey, Jack, look, I'm sorry.
I'm putting some of your course material into my vlog.
Because the thing is, Alexander, in eight parts, teaches all the secrets to elite level high creation.
Now, have you seen that man?
I have. No, I have seen that man.
He's a strong fit.
I think I'm starting to understand how he got that way.
Tristan, that can't be in the course!
Is that a part? This can't be a part.
This must be part eight. I'm not a part eight.
It's raining. I am hydrating!
It is raining. It's genuinely raining.
It's super hydrating. Piston's more qualified than Andrew right now.
Tristan's read the whole course.
Is this the eighth part? I'm not telling you, but look, just look at me.
Do I look hydrated?
He does look fucking hydrated.
Is this what elite level hydration looks like?
Elite level hydration. Elite level.
Tristan, please, just show me at least part one.
No.
Find the portion you want.
Tristan, I'm thirsty.
Oh.
Hydrate.
My joints crack all the time.
Look how hydrated I am.
He's a most hydrated man in his house.
He's leaking hydration. If you think it's nothing to do with our tennis course, and I'm just beating him.
He looks super, he's leaking hydration.
That is elite level hydration.
I must admit. It's elite level.
And it's all thanks to Alexander Cortez.
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