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July 23, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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SETTING EVERYTHING ON FIRE | Tate Confidential Ep. 43
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
you you What is this? What do you mean?
Does Manele replace girls?
What is this?
That's not real.
What does he mean it's not real?
Rory, we're not Romanian.
I know I'm an LA party man, I see what you mean.
The next day...
I'm going to the mall.
Who needs you?
The fuck is that?
Call that drink, Luke.
This is Romania. What the fuck is that?
We're in San Diego. We're in fucking Romania.
We don't dream like Americans in San Diego.
Fucking America!
I'm a superman!
I'm a superman!
And that's it...
Bachelor Party Challenge And that's it...
Bachelor Party Challenge And that's it...
Have we lost our minds?
Yeah. We could just burn down the house.
That would get us. That'd get all of us. We've decided to burn down the house.
Okay, so for the record, we're now burning down our house.
We are. We've lost it.
The isolation's gotten to us.
We're burning down our house. And we're burning it down.
I'm bound for that. What else is there to do?
Who needs a house? Yeah, we don't need a house.
Nice hall outside.
Yeah. Yeah.
Let's go take all the money we have in cash.
Ow! I don't know.
I'm losing my mind, dude. We do have enough wood to burn down the house, I think.
Do you have any marshmallows?
I don't know. Cold beers?
Yeah. Cans?
Hands and wash the house burn down.
Ow. Have we lost our minds?
Quarantine bro.
This is what happens.
The bottle is going to pop out.
Nice, it started.
It started, yeah.
It's a little bit of a mess.
Almost collapsed in.
What are you, a firefighter?
You might be. This is a firefighter.
Is that a move? I don't think that's a move.
I don't think that's a move, T. I think it is.
T, I think that's a machete move.
I'll burn myself alive.
Yeah.
Just kidding.
Almost.
Yeah.
It's getting there.
It's nearly there.
Yeah.
Why is fire fun?
Super fun. Even just watching this is fun.
For some reason.
Before man had TV, fire was man's entertainment.
Yeah. Yeah. And hose.
We've got no hose. Right now.
No hose, no laser speed, nothing.
Ah! Yeah, it's burning.
Fire's hot, heard that.
Nice. Nice, this is a good fire.
At this rate, boys, we will burn the house down.
Look, it's what we deserve.
We don't deserve this much.
I need your help.
These cans, the Red Bull cans, all the bits of plastic.
New grass, new stones, everything in the garden.
That's going to happen in a couple days.
I need you to take all the rubbish and help me throw it on the fire.
Big fire day, we're burning all the rubbish.
Everything. Most of the stuff I've already put on the fire.
What do you want me to do with that bike over there?
That bike? Right.
Andrew, last summer, got obsessed with fucking bikes.
Oh, we need to buy bikes and ride around Haristrow Park.
We need to buy bikes and ride around Haristrow Park.
He would not shut up about having these fucking bikes.
Why? I don't know.
He just had this idea in his head that it'd be nice to ride bikes around.
I said, let's just fucking walk.
He wanted the bikes. So...
We get the bikes, and we're too lazy to put them together, so we get my personal assistant to assemble the bikes for us, because we're lazy.
She's obviously a woman, Georgiana.
So puts them together, wrong.
Just badly. They were badly put together bikes.
So we put both bikes in the back of the fucking BMW X6. We drive down to the park.
When I didn't want to, I wanted to go drink a cocktail, see some hose, smoke a cigar.
We start riding these bikes around and halfway around the park, about four miles into the journey, the bikes start falling apart.
Chains falling off, handlebars falling off.
So the bikes completely fell apart.
So I left the bike in the park after stomping the shit out of it.
And then Andrew was like, oh, well, we need to get proper bikes to do it again.
Then he bought this bike, which works perfectly fine.
And I never bought another bike.
And he's never ridden that once.
So... What you're trying to tell me is...
The bike can go on the fire.
Don't burn the bike in the fire.
It's like a 300 euro bike that he bought and it works perfectly.
Yeah, but it's rubbish. It is rubbish.
So let's burn it. Let's not burn the bike.
Fuck it. Fuck it.
Before he comes out, come on. Are we doing this now?
No. Don't burn the bike.
Fuck you. Didn't you guys used to be broke?
That bike's expensive.
You can tell. It is a nice bike.
Yeah, it is quite nice.
Lovely, actually. You can even see, like, the treads on the tires have never been used.
It's a good bike!
Have we lost our minds?
I'll teach you a fucking lesson for making me...
It's Andrew's bike.
Yeah, fuck Andrew.
He never burnt a bike before.
We could have donated the bike.
Yeah, we are. We're sacrificing it to the gods.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna donate a bike during quarantine when no one's allowed to ride bikes.
That is true. That is fair.
Yeah. He's gonna ride a bike during quarantine.
Ah, it's already started melting.
Good. That's what he gets.
Too late now. Aw, things are burning rubber.
Yeah. Woo-hoo-hoo!
Do we keep burning the bike?
Yeah. Yeah. What do you want to do?
Get it out of the fire? It's too late now.
keeping a nice distance away so blew up twice T Both tires have popped and started to melt properly now.
You know, I like to make quite good firewood.
Obviously I'm putting black smoke all over my car.
Hey. I told them it was a bad idea.
Burn all the rubbish in the garden, you said.
You did say burn all the rubbish in the garden.
Yeah. So this is the game now.
To set people's stuff on fire again.
Looks that way. Looks that way.
I've got nothing left to lose.
Don't worry about it. Look, bro.
You said anything we're not using, we can burn.
Anything we don't use...
You said burn all the rubbish in the garden.
You rode that once last year.
It's burning really well.
I thought it would just heat up a bit, but it's actually melting.
I'm impressed. No problem.
Poor bike. I'm at one second turn.
Remember this episode, ladies and gentlemen.
Why have you got your hands in the swimming pool?
you When you set my bike on fire, the tire exploded, sent flaming rubber everywhere, landed on my hands, and you can see when I try to remove the burning rubber, I lose the skin on my hands.
So not only did you burn my bike, you severely burnt my hands.
Why do you do this to people's hands, Tristan?
You fucked up his hands, and then he fucked up my hands.
Why don't you just let it burn and come sit and have a beer?
What are you gonna be Captain Fire for?
The fireman. He is.
In the house.
Yeah.
So you burnt your hands on the burning bike, which I burnt.
You burnt my hands. No, the bike burnt your hands.
You didn't stay within a safe distance.
You never burnt a bike before.
There shouldn't be exploding rubber.
Why? Who burns bikes?
Look, you said get rid of all the rubbish in the garden that we're not using.
I was gonna use it.
But you weren't actually using it at the time.
Well, have a beer. That'll switch your hands, probably.
Beers will fix your hands.
Nice cold one. Can't wreck the heat.
I didn't know you were opening a gay bar in our fucking house.
What do you mean? Red Bull.
Red Bull. Yeah, Red Bull.
Fucking Red Bull.
Bullshit. Beer?
No. You don't want another beer?
If I go and get beers, no one's gonna drink them.
Oh. Why would I want beer?
Because it's a nice, hot summer's day.
Everyone's quarantined in their flats, and we're enjoying the hot summer sun, and we're relaxing with our friends.
Yeah, and Red Bulls.
I'm getting you beer. Fucking almost.
I don't want a beer. You do want beer.
Why does he always do this?
Every time. I have a question for you, Luke.
Yeah? In the future, Tristan will want his wallet.
With his bank card.
Do you think at some point in the future, Tristan's gonna want his wallet?
He might. But he's not using it right now, is he?
He's not. He's not using it now.
Yeah. I'll take that.
What are you doing? No, bro.
You guys have gone mad.
Listen, I had future plans for my bike.
Soak the fire a little.
There.
Put some wood on top.
Why do you guys do this?
Bye!
He's not using it. Which means he obviously had no intention of using it at all, did he?
It's true he wasn't using it at the moment.
There we go. Go on, we'll sit by the pool.
Too much smoke on there.
For you? For you?
I didn't want this. You did!
It remains to be on a Sunday fucking afternoon.
Out with your friends! Cheers.
Fuck Luke. Alright, cheers.
Cheers then. Cheers.
See, isn't this nice?
Isn't this better? It is, isn't it?
Fire's picked up. Yeah.
Fire's nice and picked up.
Told you. Sunday afternoon, guys.
What can be better? Baby oil is flammable.
It turns out. This is fun.
This is loads of fun. This is more fun than you could possibly imagine.
You're watching at home, they know this is boring.
This is loads of fun.
What is that?
It's baby oil.
Oil has a movie.
Ah, he got you there.
I'm an oil.
Bye.
Thank you.
I'm not talking to you.
No, you can't start again.
Start again from now. Rory, you got him.
For fuck's sake, pick that up.
Nice. Throw the whole thing on the fire.
No, that'll blow up, I think.
Throw it on the fire.
What's up? That won't blow up.
It must do something. That's super unimpressive, actually.
Luke, scared of the world.
I think everything's gonna blow up.
No, it's a matter of fact.
That's it. So we're in quarantine.
Or no, we're in lockdown. We're in lockdown.
Yeah, we're in lockdown. Well, today they told me my quarantine ended, but I got a penal case with the judge for breaking yesterday, so am I still in quarantine?
Who knows? Who knows?
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