Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - SETTING EVERYTHING ON FIRE | Tate Confidential Ep. 43
Aired: 2022-07-23
Duration: 17:33


=== Not Real? (02:42) ===

[00:00:00]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:02]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:20]  But I'm not a girl.
[00:00:22]  I'm a girl.
[00:00:36]  you you What is this? What do you mean?
[00:00:49]  Does Manele replace girls?
[00:01:12]  What is this?
[00:01:19]  That's not real.
[00:01:26]  What does he mean it's not real?
[00:01:31]  Rory, we're not Romanian.
[00:01:34]  I know I'm an LA party man, I see what you mean.
[00:01:39]  The next day...
[00:01:42]  I'm going to the mall.

=== Burning Down the House (14:50) ===

[00:02:43]  Who needs you?
[00:02:47]  The fuck is that?
[00:02:48]  Call that drink, Luke.
[00:02:50]  This is Romania. What the fuck is that?
[00:02:51]  We're in San Diego. We're in fucking Romania.
[00:02:54]  We don't dream like Americans in San Diego.
[00:02:56]  Fucking America!
[00:02:57]  I'm a superman!
[00:02:59]  I'm a superman!
[00:03:01]  And that's it...
[00:03:16]  Bachelor Party Challenge And that's it...
[00:03:32]  Bachelor Party Challenge And that's it...
[00:03:45]  Have we lost our minds?
[00:03:53]  Yeah. We could just burn down the house.
[00:03:57]  That would get us. That'd get all of us. We've decided to burn down the house.
[00:04:25]  Okay, so for the record, we're now burning down our house.
[00:04:29]  We are. We've lost it.
[00:04:32]  The isolation's gotten to us.
[00:04:33]  We're burning down our house. And we're burning it down.
[00:04:35]  I'm bound for that. What else is there to do?
[00:04:39]  Who needs a house? Yeah, we don't need a house.
[00:04:40]  Nice hall outside.
[00:04:42]  Yeah. Yeah.
[00:04:50]  Let's go take all the money we have in cash.
[00:04:56]  Ow! I don't know.
[00:04:59]  I'm losing my mind, dude. We do have enough wood to burn down the house, I think.
[00:05:08]  Do you have any marshmallows?
[00:05:11]  I don't know. Cold beers?
[00:05:13]  Yeah. Cans?
[00:05:16]  Hands and wash the house burn down.
[00:05:21]  Ow. Have we lost our minds?
[00:05:34]  Quarantine bro.
[00:05:35]  This is what happens.
[00:05:36]  The bottle is going to pop out.
[00:05:37]  Nice, it started.
[00:05:38]  It started, yeah.
[00:05:38]  It's a little bit of a mess.
[00:06:00]  Almost collapsed in.
[00:06:02]  What are you, a firefighter?
[00:06:04]  You might be. This is a firefighter.
[00:06:08]  Is that a move? I don't think that's a move.
[00:06:09]  I don't think that's a move, T. I think it is.
[00:06:12]  T, I think that's a machete move.
[00:06:13]  I'll burn myself alive.
[00:06:15]  Yeah.
[00:06:17]  Just kidding.
[00:06:19]  Almost.
[00:06:31]  Yeah.
[00:06:33]  It's getting there.
[00:06:37]  It's nearly there.
[00:06:39]  Yeah.
[00:06:41]  Why is fire fun?
[00:06:49]  Super fun. Even just watching this is fun.
[00:06:52]  For some reason.
[00:06:53]  Before man had TV, fire was man's entertainment.
[00:06:56]  Yeah. Yeah. And hose.
[00:06:58]  We've got no hose. Right now.
[00:07:00]  No hose, no laser speed, nothing.
[00:07:05]  Ah! Yeah, it's burning.
[00:07:10]  Fire's hot, heard that.
[00:07:14]  Nice. Nice, this is a good fire.
[00:07:22]  At this rate, boys, we will burn the house down.
[00:07:25]  Look, it's what we deserve.
[00:07:28]  We don't deserve this much.
[00:07:31]  I need your help.
[00:07:42]  These cans, the Red Bull cans, all the bits of plastic.
[00:07:45]  New grass, new stones, everything in the garden.
[00:07:47]  That's going to happen in a couple days.
[00:07:48]  I need you to take all the rubbish and help me throw it on the fire.
[00:07:52]  Big fire day, we're burning all the rubbish.
[00:07:54]  Everything. Most of the stuff I've already put on the fire.
[00:07:56]  What do you want me to do with that bike over there?
[00:07:59]  That bike? Right.
[00:08:02]  Andrew, last summer, got obsessed with fucking bikes.
[00:08:05]  Oh, we need to buy bikes and ride around Haristrow Park.
[00:08:08]  We need to buy bikes and ride around Haristrow Park.
[00:08:09]  He would not shut up about having these fucking bikes.
[00:08:12]  Why? I don't know.
[00:08:13]  He just had this idea in his head that it'd be nice to ride bikes around.
[00:08:16]  I said, let's just fucking walk.
[00:08:18]  He wanted the bikes. So...
[00:08:20]  We get the bikes, and we're too lazy to put them together, so we get my personal assistant to assemble the bikes for us, because we're lazy.
[00:08:26]  She's obviously a woman, Georgiana.
[00:08:28]  So puts them together, wrong.
[00:08:30]  Just badly. They were badly put together bikes.
[00:08:33]  So we put both bikes in the back of the fucking BMW X6. We drive down to the park.
[00:08:38]  When I didn't want to, I wanted to go drink a cocktail, see some hose, smoke a cigar.
[00:08:43]  We start riding these bikes around and halfway around the park, about four miles into the journey, the bikes start falling apart.
[00:08:48]  Chains falling off, handlebars falling off.
[00:08:52]  So the bikes completely fell apart.
[00:08:54]  So I left the bike in the park after stomping the shit out of it.
[00:08:57]  And then Andrew was like, oh, well, we need to get proper bikes to do it again.
[00:09:00]  Then he bought this bike, which works perfectly fine.
[00:09:03]  And I never bought another bike.
[00:09:05]  And he's never ridden that once.
[00:09:09]  So... What you're trying to tell me is...
[00:09:11]  The bike can go on the fire.
[00:09:14]  Don't burn the bike in the fire.
[00:09:16]  It's like a 300 euro bike that he bought and it works perfectly.
[00:09:18]  Yeah, but it's rubbish. It is rubbish.
[00:09:21]  So let's burn it. Let's not burn the bike.
[00:09:23]  Fuck it. Fuck it.
[00:09:24]  Before he comes out, come on. Are we doing this now?
[00:09:27]  No. Don't burn the bike.
[00:09:29]  Fuck you. Didn't you guys used to be broke?
[00:09:35]  That bike's expensive.
[00:09:37]  You can tell. It is a nice bike.
[00:09:41]  Yeah, it is quite nice.
[00:09:43]  Lovely, actually. You can even see, like, the treads on the tires have never been used.
[00:09:46]  It's a good bike!
[00:09:48]  Have we lost our minds?
[00:10:01]  I'll teach you a fucking lesson for making me...
[00:10:02]  It's Andrew's bike.
[00:10:03]  Yeah, fuck Andrew.
[00:10:04]  He never burnt a bike before.
[00:10:07]  We could have donated the bike.
[00:10:13]  Yeah, we are. We're sacrificing it to the gods.
[00:10:17]  Oh, yeah, I'm gonna donate a bike during quarantine when no one's allowed to ride bikes.
[00:10:21]  That is true. That is fair.
[00:10:23]  Yeah. He's gonna ride a bike during quarantine.
[00:10:25]  Ah, it's already started melting.
[00:10:26]  Good. That's what he gets.
[00:10:29]  Too late now. Aw, things are burning rubber.
[00:10:32]  Yeah. Woo-hoo-hoo!
[00:10:39]  Do we keep burning the bike?
[00:10:40]  Yeah. Yeah. What do you want to do?
[00:10:43]  Get it out of the fire? It's too late now.
[00:10:45]  keeping a nice distance away so blew up twice T Both tires have popped and started to melt properly now.
[00:10:59]  You know, I like to make quite good firewood.
[00:11:02]  Obviously I'm putting black smoke all over my car.
[00:11:08]  Hey. I told them it was a bad idea.
[00:11:15]  Burn all the rubbish in the garden, you said.
[00:11:18]  You did say burn all the rubbish in the garden.
[00:11:20]  Yeah. So this is the game now.
[00:11:22]  To set people's stuff on fire again.
[00:11:25]  Looks that way. Looks that way.
[00:11:27]  I've got nothing left to lose.
[00:11:31]  Don't worry about it. Look, bro.
[00:11:34]  You said anything we're not using, we can burn.
[00:11:37]  Anything we don't use...
[00:11:38]  You said burn all the rubbish in the garden.
[00:11:39]  You rode that once last year.
[00:11:42]  It's burning really well.
[00:11:44]  I thought it would just heat up a bit, but it's actually melting.
[00:11:47]  I'm impressed. No problem.
[00:11:50]  Poor bike. I'm at one second turn.
[00:11:55]  Remember this episode, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:11:57]  Why have you got your hands in the swimming pool?
[00:12:12]  you When you set my bike on fire, the tire exploded, sent flaming rubber everywhere, landed on my hands, and you can see when I try to remove the burning rubber, I lose the skin on my hands.
[00:12:26]  So not only did you burn my bike, you severely burnt my hands.
[00:12:30]  Why do you do this to people's hands, Tristan?
[00:12:32]  You fucked up his hands, and then he fucked up my hands.
[00:12:34]  Why don't you just let it burn and come sit and have a beer?
[00:12:36]  What are you gonna be Captain Fire for?
[00:12:38]  The fireman. He is.
[00:12:45]  In the house.
[00:13:04]  Yeah.
[00:13:06]  So you burnt your hands on the burning bike, which I burnt.
[00:13:10]  You burnt my hands. No, the bike burnt your hands.
[00:13:13]  You didn't stay within a safe distance.
[00:13:16]  You never burnt a bike before.
[00:13:17]  There shouldn't be exploding rubber.
[00:13:19]  Why? Who burns bikes?
[00:13:21]  Look, you said get rid of all the rubbish in the garden that we're not using.
[00:13:24]  I was gonna use it.
[00:13:26]  But you weren't actually using it at the time.
[00:13:32]  Well, have a beer. That'll switch your hands, probably.
[00:13:36]  Beers will fix your hands.
[00:13:37]  Nice cold one. Can't wreck the heat.
[00:13:42]  I didn't know you were opening a gay bar in our fucking house.
[00:13:45]  What do you mean? Red Bull.
[00:13:47]  Red Bull. Yeah, Red Bull.
[00:13:48]  Fucking Red Bull.
[00:13:50]  Bullshit. Beer?
[00:13:53]  No. You don't want another beer?
[00:13:55]  If I go and get beers, no one's gonna drink them.
[00:13:58]  Oh. Why would I want beer?
[00:14:00]  Because it's a nice, hot summer's day.
[00:14:02]  Everyone's quarantined in their flats, and we're enjoying the hot summer sun, and we're relaxing with our friends.
[00:14:07]  Yeah, and Red Bulls.
[00:14:09]  I'm getting you beer. Fucking almost.
[00:14:11]  I don't want a beer. You do want beer.
[00:14:16]  Why does he always do this?
[00:14:19]  Every time. I have a question for you, Luke.
[00:14:25]  Yeah? In the future, Tristan will want his wallet.
[00:14:33]  With his bank card.
[00:14:35]  Do you think at some point in the future, Tristan's gonna want his wallet?
[00:14:38]  He might. But he's not using it right now, is he?
[00:14:41]  He's not. He's not using it now.
[00:14:43]  Yeah. I'll take that.
[00:14:47]  What are you doing? No, bro.
[00:14:52]  You guys have gone mad.
[00:14:54]  Listen, I had future plans for my bike.
[00:14:56]  Soak the fire a little.
[00:14:59]  There.
[00:15:04]  Put some wood on top.
[00:15:05]  Why do you guys do this?
[00:15:09]  Bye!
[00:15:10]  He's not using it. Which means he obviously had no intention of using it at all, did he?
[00:15:17]  It's true he wasn't using it at the moment.
[00:15:20]  There we go. Go on, we'll sit by the pool.
[00:15:29]  Too much smoke on there.
[00:15:31]  For you? For you?
[00:15:33]  I didn't want this. You did!
[00:15:36]  It remains to be on a Sunday fucking afternoon.
[00:15:40]  Out with your friends! Cheers.
[00:15:44]  Fuck Luke. Alright, cheers.
[00:15:46]  Cheers then. Cheers.
[00:15:52]  See, isn't this nice?
[00:15:53]  Isn't this better? It is, isn't it?
[00:15:55]  Fire's picked up. Yeah.
[00:15:57]  Fire's nice and picked up.
[00:15:59]  Told you. Sunday afternoon, guys.
[00:16:03]  What can be better? Baby oil is flammable.
[00:16:09]  It turns out. This is fun.
[00:16:18]  This is loads of fun. This is more fun than you could possibly imagine.
[00:16:20]  You're watching at home, they know this is boring.
[00:16:22]  This is loads of fun.
[00:16:24]  What is that?
[00:16:29]  It's baby oil.
[00:16:30]  Oil has a movie.
[00:16:31]  Ah, he got you there.
[00:16:33]  I'm an oil.
[00:16:34]  Bye.
[00:16:37]  Thank you.
[00:16:38]  I'm not talking to you.
[00:16:39]  No, you can't start again.
[00:16:41]  Start again from now. Rory, you got him.
[00:16:47]  For fuck's sake, pick that up.
[00:16:49]  Nice. Throw the whole thing on the fire.
[00:16:53]  No, that'll blow up, I think.
[00:16:54]  Throw it on the fire.
[00:16:56]  What's up? That won't blow up.
[00:17:00]  It must do something. That's super unimpressive, actually.
[00:17:04]  Luke, scared of the world.
[00:17:06]  I think everything's gonna blow up.
[00:17:10]  No, it's a matter of fact.
[00:17:11]  That's it. So we're in quarantine.
[00:17:19]  Or no, we're in lockdown. We're in lockdown.
[00:17:23]  Yeah, we're in lockdown. Well, today they told me my quarantine ended, but I got a penal case with the judge for breaking yesterday, so am I still in quarantine?
[00:17:32]  Who knows? Who knows?