Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - PARIS IS NOT FUN | Tate Confidential Ep. 33
Aired: 2022-07-21
Duration: 15:55


=== Burger King's Whack (07:02) ===

[00:00:00]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:02]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:20]  But I'm not a girl.
[00:00:22]  I'm a girl.
[00:00:34]  Thanks for watching!
[00:00:36]  you See that big sign, Luke?
[00:00:40]  I do. In the food court?
[00:00:41]  What's it advertising? Burger.
[00:00:43]  Why? Burger King's whack, and they need to get as much advertisement as possible to get business.
[00:00:49]  Burger King is awesome. What are you going to eat?
[00:00:51]  Romanian food?
[00:00:52]  I'm going to eat some Romanian meat. You're boring.
[00:00:54]  No. I'm in Romania.
[00:00:56]  What do Romanians do? You know what?
[00:00:58]  I'm eating nothing but Burger King this entire trip.
[00:01:01]  Oh my god. No way.
[00:01:03]  That's a bad idea. Is Burger King shot?
[00:01:06]  It is, because it's shit.
[00:01:09]  Luke, your negativity has fucked me over.
[00:01:12]  You being negative has made Burger King not function.
[00:01:15]  They went out of business. No way.
[00:01:18]  They're gone. They're done.
[00:01:20]  This is fake news.
[00:01:21]  This is your fault. It's not my fault.
[00:01:23]  Yes, it is. I know this really good place.
[00:01:24]  You did this on purpose. You're full of shit.
[00:01:28]  Yeah, the business lounge.
[00:01:29]  I could drink wine. You obviously don't know the business lounge exists.
[00:01:33]  This is one, look at this.
[00:01:34]  You're a geek.
[00:01:35]  So to confirm, when me and Andrew sit down and have our competition of who had the most fun journey, the only thing he's going to have over us is Paris.
[00:01:44]  He's going to show us all the stuff he did in Paris with Rory.
[00:01:48]  That's why secretly, instead of flying straight to Zurich, we're flying to Paris first for five hours to have more fun than Andrew in that time.
[00:01:57]  So when he says Paris, I'll show him that we had more fun in Paris than in Zurich.
[00:02:01]  And he won't even know we've been there.
[00:02:03]  Fuck it. Yep. What is this shit?
[00:02:05]  This is better than Burger King.
[00:02:06]  Where is my Burger King? Burger King's whack.
[00:02:08]  It's closed. You're a liar. It's closed.
[00:02:10]  This place is open for a reason.
[00:02:11]  It's your fault. No.
[00:02:13]  This is Romanian food in Romania.
[00:02:15]  It's better than Burger King.
[00:02:17]  Burger King is whack.
[00:02:19]  What about the restaurant? Luke had purchased these small bottles of sparkling water.
[00:02:23]  And we were getting up on our way to the business lounge and he was taking them with them.
[00:02:27]  And I said, why are you taking them with us?
[00:02:29]  Why? He goes, oh, well, I paid for them.
[00:02:31]  He's never been to a business lounge before.
[00:02:34]  So to teach him a lesson, I'm taking this for free out of the refrigerator in the business lounge.
[00:02:39]  And I'm making him drink whiskey and coke.
[00:02:44]  Welcome to the real world, loser.
[00:02:46]  Shit. This is true.
[00:02:48]  True story. That's what you get.
[00:02:50]  I don't know why I did this. Because you're a pathetic, no-good, worthless punk who has no clue about business lounges.
[00:03:02]  So this is it. This is Paris.
[00:03:06]  Je suis, je suis, Paris.
[00:03:09]  Fucking dicks. I've been here, I've been to France like eight times to fight.
[00:03:12]  I beat them every time. They're always so proud.
[00:03:14]  Like, ah, vive la France.
[00:03:17]  I will beat your man up and fuck your ring girls.
[00:03:20]  I'll jizz in them. I might have a French baby.
[00:03:23]  Andrew, you can't do that. If I have a French baby, I guarantee he still doesn't speak French.
[00:03:28]  If he's my genetics, he'll refuse to speak this stupid language.
[00:03:31]  Who's this dude? Why is no one in France look French?
[00:03:34]  He's clearly from fucking...
[00:03:36]  This can get the channel banned.
[00:03:37]  I'm allowed to get political. He's not French.
[00:03:40]  No one here is French. Point to a French person.
[00:03:43]  Even Mr. Moped.
[00:03:45]  I need to get my fucking car.
[00:03:47]  Dick.
[00:03:49]  No one's from France, bro. Nobody.
[00:03:59]  Is he from France? Is this man from France?
[00:04:02]  This guy? No.
[00:04:04]  He looks French, though. He isn't.
[00:04:06]  Who's this crackhead? You see him covered up in his coat.
[00:04:10]  There's crackheads everywhere, bro.
[00:04:12]  Bro, I've seen more crackheads in Paris in the last five minutes than I've seen in Luton in a month.
[00:04:16]  Bro, look at this crackhead. Look at him. Cracked out Speedwalk.
[00:04:18]  Crazy. He's hiding his face.
[00:04:20]  He just hid his face. You see him hide his face because you knew he was cracked out.
[00:04:24]  You knew it was cracked out. Bro, let me tell you something.
[00:04:27]  Cracked out people have the cracked out speed walk.
[00:04:29]  And they speed walk when they're cracking.
[00:04:31]  They get cracked out and they start speed walking.
[00:04:33]  And he was speed walking and he was cracked out.
[00:04:35]  I can see it. Crack head, crack head, crack head, crack head.
[00:04:38]  Everyone's a fucking crack head here.
[00:04:39]  Look at all these brothers on the corner.
[00:04:41]  Are they French to you? They look French to you.
[00:04:42]  Look at these brendas on the corner.
[00:04:45]  Keep the camera low before they fucking rush the car.
[00:04:47]  Right here. Boom.
[00:04:49]  They're definitely crackheads.
[00:04:51]  Are they French? No. Who's my man with the fucking rucksack and the...
[00:04:55]  Here, this guy.
[00:04:56]  Mr. Fucking Mountain Explorer.
[00:04:59]  Fucking everything.
[00:05:01]  Crazy. Rotted.
[00:05:03]  It's just crackheads and fucking big black dudes.
[00:05:06]  NBA all-stars up in this motherfucker The country's whack Your country hasn't been good since Napoleon.
[00:05:26]  Hello, my name is Luke.
[00:05:28]  I am Luke. I have croissants and cheese.
[00:05:32]  And champagne. I'm more French than you then.
[00:05:35]  T, you're not more French than me.
[00:05:38]  Yes, I am. I have a French passport.
[00:05:41]  Is yours for him? I don't need a French basketball.
[00:05:47]  Croissons, serpé, I'm a Frenchman.
[00:05:51]  I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. I surrender.
[00:05:54]  Shit. Got it.
[00:05:56]  How's that feel? We did surrender.
[00:06:00]  Really? It is true.
[00:06:02]  It happened. It happened.
[00:06:04]  That is history.
[00:06:06]  You do have croissons.
[00:06:08]  But you did surrender. Cheers.
[00:06:19]  Business class. So T, why are we in Paris?
[00:06:23]  I don't know. We have no reason to be in Paris.
[00:06:26]  We're in Paris to have more fun in Paris than Andrew has in Paris.
[00:06:29]  So when he tries to pull his Paris fun out in his argument, we get to win.
[00:06:34]  Is he even in Paris yet?
[00:06:40]  Right. I'm gonna win your hat, Rory.
[00:06:42]  You're not gonna win my hat. You're definitely not going to win my half.
[00:06:54]  We fucking got it.
[00:06:56]  We got you. We got you.
[00:06:58]  We're doing more Paris than you.
[00:07:00]  You see how sunny it is and how beautiful it is.

=== Why Paris Fun Matters (08:36) ===

[00:07:03]  Beautiful day. Yeah. Absolutely beautiful.
[00:07:07]  We got you.
[00:07:13]  Andrew, we got you.
[00:07:14]  We got you. You can't say you didn't get you.
[00:07:17]  We're smoking cigarettes opposite the Eiffel Tower.
[00:07:20]  We did Paris better than you.
[00:07:21]  We're more French than you.
[00:07:23]  I just had a croissant, my nice espresso, sparkling water, and a cigarette.
[00:07:27]  Looking at the Eiffel Tower, I start smoking them to be French.
[00:07:33]  While I'm in France, I smoke.
[00:07:35]  Oui, oui. We got you.
[00:07:39]  We had more fun in Paris than you did.
[00:07:41]  Look at this beautiful day with all these other Parisian people.
[00:07:45]  When Andrew's there, it's raining and snowing by tonight.
[00:07:48]  Yeah. Three hours of sunshine.
[00:07:49]  Yeah. The Lord has blessed us.
[00:07:52]  He really has. We got him.
[00:07:56]  We got him. It's one of the best gifts we've ever gotten.
[00:08:00]  What could their adventure be?
[00:08:02]  We're getting a stuck car way better than them.
[00:08:04]  Way better. They didn't even know about this part.
[00:08:06]  They didn't even know. They were in Paris.
[00:08:08]  They didn't even do this. This isn't even the whole thing.
[00:08:10]  We've got a train. We've got a bunch of shit.
[00:08:14]  Our venture is better. Our venture is much better.
[00:08:16]  I think we would live here. Why are we in France?
[00:08:19]  To get angry. We have no reason to be here.
[00:08:23]  Let me say we're up by the Apple Tower.
[00:08:24]  We're actually, we went the wrong way.
[00:08:26]  Yeah. We went over Stuttgart twice.
[00:08:30]  Yeah. In the opposite direction.
[00:08:32]  We passed our mission.
[00:08:34]  Yeah. And now we gotta go back.
[00:08:37]  In style. In style.
[00:09:06]  So it starts snowing.
[00:09:09]  It's snowing in Germany as well.
[00:09:11]  I know in Germany you need to have winter tires by law.
[00:09:14]  I, of course, have summer tires.
[00:09:17]  What the fuck is it snowing for most?
[00:09:19]  Why? I'm about to get stuck in Germany or crash and die.
[00:09:24]  One of the two. What about summers?
[00:09:28]  The Porsche we're collecting has winters.
[00:09:32]  There's already snow on the road.
[00:09:34]  It should be fun.
[00:09:36]  Like the worst driving conditions ever.
[00:09:38]  Look at this shit. I think we should take traction control off on the car.
[00:09:41]  That would be much more sensible.
[00:09:46]  What can we do with this shit?
[00:09:51]  I'm driving through France in snow and the roads haven't been gridded.
[00:09:58]  And I'm on summer tires in a 600 horsepower M5. So if I die, I just want all you motherfuckers to know that I died rich.
[00:10:10]  And that's the thing.
[00:10:12]  Let me tell you something, man. People say money doesn't buy happiness.
[00:10:14]  That's true. But being broke ain't gonna make you happy.
[00:10:18]  Being rich ain't gonna hurt you in any way.
[00:10:20]  It's only gonna improve your life.
[00:10:22]  It's gonna improve the life of people around you.
[00:10:24]  There's no way it's gonna ever detriment your life.
[00:10:28]  To be rich or richer.
[00:10:30]  Now, I sit here every day and tell you I will make you money.
[00:10:35]  I explain to you how Forex works.
[00:10:37]  I explain to you why now is the perfect time.
[00:10:40]  And I give you a trial so you can try me out first and call my bullshit.
[00:10:46]  If you read this thread, you'll see all the proof.
[00:10:49]  You'll also see nobody coming along and saying, I joined this trial, it didn't work.
[00:10:53]  Nobody. So everyone who's joining is making money.
[00:10:58]  Because if it didn't work, people will be coming on here going, this is bullshit.
[00:11:01]  There's no hate. What more proof do you need?
[00:11:05]  Join the trial today.
[00:11:07]  And if it doesn't work, come out on the internet and you can come out and fucking say, this guy's full of shit.
[00:11:11]  And if it does work, you make some money.
[00:11:13]  What are you going to lose? Read the rest of this thread.
[00:11:16]  You see all the proof in there.
[00:11:18]  Go to corporatedate.com.
[00:11:19]  Any more questions, message the live chat agent.
[00:11:22]  Let's start getting money. Because if I die...
[00:11:26]  There needs to be some other fucking rich motherfuckers driving across France on summer tires and M5s in the snow.
[00:11:32]  Can't leave all the adventure to me.
[00:11:36]  About to happen.
[00:11:46]  Someone's fucked up. It's a little chief.
[00:11:50]  Someone with winter tires.
[00:11:52]  Someone less professional than me.
[00:11:55]  There's all these people who don't respect the snow.
[00:11:57]  You're snowing, bro. You better calm the fuck down.
[00:11:59]  So what happened here? Let's see. Let's have a look.
[00:12:02]  Fire Brigade are there. That guy looks alright.
[00:12:07]  Fire Brigade.
[00:12:09]  You in the ditch?
[00:12:12]  Ross! Ross.
[00:12:18]  Rotted! Car fucked!
[00:12:21]  Jesus Christ.
[00:12:23]  Probably a woman. I'm a man.
[00:12:26]  I can drive like a man.
[00:12:29]  Women. My tampons fell out!
[00:12:35]  Bitch. Huh?
[00:12:40]  Yeah, please.
[00:12:43]  Nice. What is this?
[00:12:50]  Coffee. Belgian coffee.
[00:12:54]  It's not Belgian coffee.
[00:12:55]  Don't be a baby. Bro.
[00:12:58]  I want coffee.
[00:12:59]  Stop being a baby.
[00:13:01]  Basically, I'm more French than you.
[00:13:03]  Oh, yeah. We should also mention that the food here is whack.
[00:13:06]  They do not have sandwiches.
[00:13:09]  Is the food here good?
[00:13:11]  You have lots of meat.
[00:13:12]  Yes, they do. And pickles. And mustard.
[00:13:15]  And free red wine.
[00:13:16]  That's true. But, see, I wanted a sandwich.
[00:13:19]  And you said that they'd have super good food.
[00:13:21]  Sandwiches are for English people.
[00:13:23]  I'm French. They won't even let us really record.
[00:13:25]  I'm French. I need more French.
[00:13:27]  So to see who's more French, we're putting as much dino mustard on this as possible.
[00:13:32]  Alright, T. I am more French than T. I think I can do it.
[00:13:42]  Yeah. Watch.
[00:13:44]  Yeah, look at that pain.
[00:13:45]  That's not a Frenchman's pain, is it?
[00:13:47]  I'll finish the Dujon mustard.
[00:13:48]  I'll be your champion. You must turn on all sides.
[00:13:52]  Is this enough? No.
[00:13:54]  The top, you need to take it from your fork and roll the top and mustard as well.
[00:13:57]  Now I'm going to lose some Dujon.
[00:13:58]  You see, I just lost some there. Okay.
[00:14:04]  That's good enough.
[00:14:06]  Keep a, keep a straight face.
[00:14:09]  Shit, you might be more French than me.
[00:14:16]  Bye.
[00:14:18]  I can see the pain, though.
[00:14:19]  There's no pain. I know. The pain was visible.
[00:14:22]  No pain. I'm French. The pain was visible.
[00:14:23]  The French can eat as much as your mustard as you can.
[00:14:26]  I bet I could drink more red wine than you, though.
[00:14:27]  It's true.
[00:14:28]  I'm not even going to play that game.
[00:14:29]  Business.
[00:14:30]  My own business.
[00:14:31]  I'm going to play this game.
[00:14:50]  So T is just going to make it impossible for me to sleep in this life.
[00:14:54]  Because he cannot sleep.
[00:14:55]  He doesn't know how to sleep, he just has Aikido hands.
[00:14:58]  So he hates people who can sleep.
[00:15:01]  He has a blind hatred for all sleepers.
[00:15:08]  Oh!
[00:15:16]  I'm all into his tricks.
[00:15:18]  He was going to pull this, and the arm was going to move.
[00:15:21]  That is exactly what's going to happen.
[00:15:23]  Yeah, but you can't sleep if you're worried about my tricks.
[00:15:26]  I can. I just happened you weren't ninja enough.
[00:15:30]  I heard something.
[00:15:31]  Something was going on. It was this buckle.
[00:15:33]  Some buckle movement.

=== Buckle Up For Trouble (00:16) ===

[00:15:39]  I will never be allowed to have a Swiss bank account.
[00:15:43]  They basically said, oh, that's very interesting.
[00:15:45]  Oh, you have lots of money? No.
[00:15:47]  Gambling, high-risk industry, pornography, high-risk industry, webcam girls, strip clubs, all the things that I do, high-risk industries, plus I have an American passport.