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July 21, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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BUYING MY COUSIN A FERRARI | Tate Confidential Ep. 29
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
I'm not sure if that's true.
Luke, my brother is irresponsible.
I'm going to apologize for his irrationality by buying you a present.
But I can't buy you a watch because your hands are all fucked up.
It's true. So I'm going to buy you a Ferrari.
You don't buy Luke. I'm buying Luke a Ferrari.
No, you're buying yourself a Ferrari.
I can't drive a Ferrari.
Whoa, Luke, this car is for you.
He's buying himself a Ferrari.
Why would I buy myself a Ferrari?
I have loads of cars. Why would I do that?
That would be wholly irresponsible.
You're buying me and you a Ferrari.
Tristan, we're buying Luke a Ferrari.
He deserves it because of what you did.
Luke, you're not getting a Ferrari.
He's getting a Ferrari. After he was testing me, Luke was all done with a Ferrari.
That's exactly what's going to happen.
I guarantee it.
Yeah, but... Cool.
So I've got a Ferrari now, but I can't drive it.
Damn it.
Palooka, Palooka, stop filming.
Not for me. It's for Luke. Luke deserves it.
Obviously, he can't drive it, so I'll have to drive it for him at first.
Obviously, it's for Luke, but I'll have to drive it for him because of his hands.
Do you know what I mean? Luke has no hands.
He has no hands. So, obviously, he's nice, really.
Well, I would...
I think the Vafari looks the nicest.
You think? Over Lambo?
Over them all, yeah. Yeah?
I think, I don't know. Being here, looking at...
Are you that straight line? No.
That's my Vafari mount flight.
We're buying it for Luke.
You're not buying it for Luke.
Listen, Luke can't drive it so I have to drive it because his hands are back.
And then I'm driving it too.
It's ours. It's Luke's!
It's mining Luke. I'm buying it.
I'm buying it for Luke. This is what you did.
How about they wouldn't buy it? At least you're American.
You can probably see. What are you doing, Luke?
Suicide. No suicide.
Not suicide. No suicide.
I bring him to my house.
I let him lose a million guys' life.
He comes up with a bad idea because I go along with him.
You gotta get out behind the lawyer.
And you don't hire him a lawyer.
Money down the drain.
What is this? What is this?
This is the dude down here talking to you about 4 a.m.
customer. We are done.
We are done. We are done.
We are done. You can't even get it wrapped, can you?
I ain't gonna fit in the back, bro.
See how big I am? Luke, he's been test driving for Arby's for 20 minutes.
Now I'm gonna go test driving for Arby's.
You're not getting it forward. So I'm going to be nice to you and I'm just going to drive you home instead of test driving a Ferrari.
Alright, one follow.
You're going to do the Aston Martin key, then I'm going to take a loop home because he's not actually getting a Ferrari.
I am. I'm getting a Ferrari.
You're not. Said it was my Ferrari.
It's my Ferrari, but it's not. Once I can drive a Ferrari, it's a Ferrari.
That's mine.
Ciao for now.
See you later, handsome. Ciao.
I'm going to be a bit of a pain in the ass.
I'm probably going to be close.
Because obviously when I'm choosing a car for Luke, I have to choose the one I like driving the most.
I'm riding the mic.
When you're choosing a car for Luke, it's all about how I like driving.
Because Luke, his hands, you know, he's got bad hands, so I'm going to have to buy him a Ferrari that I'm going to have to drive it full time to make sure that, you know, he doesn't injure his fingers.
That's nice of me. That is nice of you.
I'm a nice guy. Alright, Lori.
It's been a good while since we had a good Irish-style drinking contest.
I want your hat. I bet you your hat, the hat that I'm winning tonight.
No, but what do I do?
I'll have your coat. I'll have your coat.
Your hat against my coat.
My hat, your coat. How much was your hat?
My hat was 23. My count is almost $12,000.
It's about the same. All right.
Keep score on fold. Ready?
Round one.
Three, two, one.
One nil to me.
Nine and a half.
Three, two, one.
Nine and a half.
Three, two, one.
Nine and a half.
Three, two, one.
Nine and a half.
Three, two, one.
Nine and a half.
Three, two, one.
Best out of five. Okay.
We'll keep it going all night. Highest score at the end of the night.
Keep an eye. Ready?
Round two. Next to three or next to five?
Next to five. Next to five.
One all. Why are we at an Irish club?
In all the good places in this city, why are we at some Irish club?
Oh Andrew, why are you so sad upon this Easter morn?
Where Irish men are proud and glad of the land where we were born?
Oh son, I see in memory a far and distant day When being just a boy like you, I joined the IRA. I won.
You did win. 2-1.
2-1 to you. Andrew's gone.
Fuck him. Fuck him!
Salute! You're joining in on this race just because it's supposed to be related to me.
You've got your name back to earn it.
You have almost a fight.
You're gonna race me and Rory in the penultimate round.
One more round and I win if I can beat Rory this time.
Ready? Let's go!
Do I actually have to give you my coat?
Yeah, you do. All right.
Tyrone, I don't even want your suit to go.
I'm not going to be a suit to go.
And you're one of the few men that will actually fit.
I will win your coat.
Fuckin' bro.
Hoo hoo hoo!
Alright, alright.
Keep my coat, keep the hat.
Keep it the hat.
Oh And I thought you were Irish.
I'm sorry. You're obviously more Irish than me.
For the record, my grandfather is from Limerick in Ireland.
I'm the real fucking Neal, no contender.
Let's finish. Check the hat.
Good game. Good game.
That's how the Irish do.
After the fight, we're all friends.
Now that we're done with the drinking contest, we can finally start drinking.
You like my new hat?
I want that hat.
I'm gonna put this fucking hat over your back.
We're enjoying this one.
We're wearing your jokes, a lie like you.
Enjoy the IRA! We need McDonald's.
McDonald's. We do need McDonald's.
Two cans to the fridge.
Get us two cans to the fridge. No, no, no, no.
Tristan, we need McDonald's.
No, cans are fun.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
My stomach is empty.
I have had 15 pints alongside you and taken the key.
We need to go. You can't take my keys.
Fuck. The fuck?
You can't take my fucking key.
The fuck? Hey, bro, I'm sorry.
I need nuggets. I'm sorry. You don't need nuggets.
You need beer. Here.
I'm sorry. Here.
Give him a beer. Give him a beer.
Give him a fucking beer.
God damn it, guys.
He... He doesn't...
Everyone understands one thing and one thing only.
on these physical forms.
You're good, man.
Disclaimer, bird fold is not involved.
Oh, oh, oh, so he's not in bed.
Not in bed. You win. I'm ready for Jaboozy!
I am ready for Jaboozy!
Sorry. So, he didn't actually go to sleep.
Sorry. I was literally walking upstairs.
I know. And to fight you.
I know. I already knew.
I knew from the beginning.
So, why would you go upstairs?
Oh, I see. Yeah.
Well, you're about to catch these cans.
I already knew.
I was ready.
He's here. Look, wrong fold.
I woke upstairs ready to fight this man.
And he's ready for the cans, okay?
Ready for the cans. Ready for the cans.
Cool, because you had the, the, this and this.
The hands of the cans! I already knew.
I already knew. All right.
No respect. Luke, can you tell me what somebody from Corsica is called?
Corsica. Can you tell me what somebody from Corsica is called?
The answer is...
Corsican! Fucking idiot!
I'm just an idiot! C'mon you retard!
Corsican! Corsican.
You fucking dumbass.
You fell for that. You fell right in front of me.
I gotcha. Hey!
Don't touch the fucking hat!
You have to choose me or this hat!
Hey! Don't fucking touch it!
You don't want to have sex? Fine.
Get the fuck out. Yeah, I will not have sex with you.
What can you do where I keep you?
I look good. Okay, bye then.
Fuck off. Fuck off.
Hey, Ruffle, fuck off, man.
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