Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - BUYING MY COUSIN A FERRARI | Tate Confidential Ep. 29
Aired: 2022-07-21
Duration: 13:01


=== Buying Luke a Ferrari (05:57) ===

[00:00:00]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:02]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:20]  I'm not sure if that's true.
[00:00:22]  Luke, my brother is irresponsible.
[00:00:41]  I'm going to apologize for his irrationality by buying you a present.
[00:00:47]  But I can't buy you a watch because your hands are all fucked up.
[00:00:50]  It's true. So I'm going to buy you a Ferrari.
[00:00:53]  You don't buy Luke. I'm buying Luke a Ferrari.
[00:00:55]  No, you're buying yourself a Ferrari.
[00:00:56]  I can't drive a Ferrari.
[00:00:58]  Whoa, Luke, this car is for you.
[00:01:00]  He's buying himself a Ferrari.
[00:01:02]  Why would I buy myself a Ferrari?
[00:01:03]  I have loads of cars. Why would I do that?
[00:01:06]  That would be wholly irresponsible.
[00:01:08]  You're buying me and you a Ferrari.
[00:01:11]  Tristan, we're buying Luke a Ferrari.
[00:01:12]  He deserves it because of what you did.
[00:01:14]  Luke, you're not getting a Ferrari.
[00:01:17]  He's getting a Ferrari. After he was testing me, Luke was all done with a Ferrari.
[00:01:20]  That's exactly what's going to happen.
[00:01:22]  I guarantee it.
[00:01:24]  Yeah, but... Cool.
[00:01:26]  So I've got a Ferrari now, but I can't drive it.
[00:01:30]  Damn it.
[00:01:31]  Palooka, Palooka, stop filming.
[00:01:58]  Not for me. It's for Luke. Luke deserves it.
[00:02:21]  Obviously, he can't drive it, so I'll have to drive it for him at first.
[00:02:24]  Obviously, it's for Luke, but I'll have to drive it for him because of his hands.
[00:02:28]  Do you know what I mean? Luke has no hands.
[00:02:29]  He has no hands. So, obviously, he's nice, really.
[00:02:34]  Well, I would...
[00:02:35]  I think the Vafari looks the nicest.
[00:02:38]  You think? Over Lambo?
[00:02:40]  Over them all, yeah. Yeah?
[00:02:41]  I think, I don't know. Being here, looking at...
[00:02:44]  Are you that straight line? No.
[00:02:45]  That's my Vafari mount flight.
[00:02:50]  We're buying it for Luke.
[00:02:53]  You're not buying it for Luke.
[00:02:56]  Listen, Luke can't drive it so I have to drive it because his hands are back.
[00:02:58]  And then I'm driving it too.
[00:02:59]  It's ours. It's Luke's!
[00:03:01]  It's mining Luke. I'm buying it.
[00:03:03]  I'm buying it for Luke. This is what you did.
[00:03:05]  How about they wouldn't buy it? At least you're American.
[00:03:10]  You can probably see. What are you doing, Luke?
[00:03:13]  Suicide. No suicide.
[00:03:14]  Not suicide. No suicide.
[00:03:19]  I bring him to my house.
[00:03:21]  I let him lose a million guys' life.
[00:03:22]  He comes up with a bad idea because I go along with him.
[00:03:26]  You gotta get out behind the lawyer.
[00:03:28]  And you don't hire him a lawyer.
[00:03:31]  Money down the drain.
[00:03:32]  What is this? What is this?
[00:03:34]  This is the dude down here talking to you about 4 a.m.
[00:03:37]  customer. We are done.
[00:03:52]  We are done. We are done.
[00:03:57]  We are done. You can't even get it wrapped, can you?
[00:04:07]  I ain't gonna fit in the back, bro.
[00:04:10]  See how big I am? Luke, he's been test driving for Arby's for 20 minutes.
[00:04:29]  Now I'm gonna go test driving for Arby's.
[00:04:31]  You're not getting it forward. So I'm going to be nice to you and I'm just going to drive you home instead of test driving a Ferrari.
[00:04:36]  Alright, one follow.
[00:04:38]  You're going to do the Aston Martin key, then I'm going to take a loop home because he's not actually getting a Ferrari.
[00:04:43]  I am. I'm getting a Ferrari.
[00:04:44]  You're not. Said it was my Ferrari.
[00:04:46]  It's my Ferrari, but it's not. Once I can drive a Ferrari, it's a Ferrari.
[00:04:48]  That's mine.
[00:04:49]  Ciao for now.
[00:04:52]  See you later, handsome. Ciao.
[00:04:55]  I'm going to be a bit of a pain in the ass.
[00:05:30]  I'm probably going to be close.
[00:05:32]  Because obviously when I'm choosing a car for Luke, I have to choose the one I like driving the most.
[00:05:34]  I'm riding the mic.
[00:05:35]  When you're choosing a car for Luke, it's all about how I like driving.
[00:05:39]  Because Luke, his hands, you know, he's got bad hands, so I'm going to have to buy him a Ferrari that I'm going to have to drive it full time to make sure that, you know, he doesn't injure his fingers.
[00:05:47]  That's nice of me. That is nice of you.
[00:05:48]  I'm a nice guy. Alright, Lori.

=== Why Are We At An Irish Club? (07:03) ===

[00:05:58]  It's been a good while since we had a good Irish-style drinking contest.
[00:06:03]  I want your hat. I bet you your hat, the hat that I'm winning tonight.
[00:06:08]  No, but what do I do?
[00:06:09]  I'll have your coat. I'll have your coat.
[00:06:11]  Your hat against my coat.
[00:06:13]  My hat, your coat. How much was your hat?
[00:06:14]  My hat was 23. My count is almost $12,000.
[00:06:18]  It's about the same. All right.
[00:06:22]  Keep score on fold. Ready?
[00:06:24]  Round one.
[00:06:25]  Three, two, one.
[00:06:26]  One nil to me.
[00:06:27]  Nine and a half.
[00:06:28]  Three, two, one.
[00:06:29]  Nine and a half.
[00:06:30]  Three, two, one.
[00:06:31]  Nine and a half.
[00:06:32]  Three, two, one.
[00:06:33]  Nine and a half.
[00:06:34]  Three, two, one.
[00:06:35]  Nine and a half.
[00:06:36]  Three, two, one.
[00:06:37]  Best out of five. Okay.
[00:06:39]  We'll keep it going all night. Highest score at the end of the night.
[00:06:44]  Keep an eye. Ready?
[00:06:45]  Round two. Next to three or next to five?
[00:06:59]  Next to five. Next to five.
[00:07:01]  One all. Why are we at an Irish club?
[00:07:13]  In all the good places in this city, why are we at some Irish club?
[00:07:17]  Oh Andrew, why are you so sad upon this Easter morn?
[00:07:25]  Where Irish men are proud and glad of the land where we were born?
[00:07:32]  Oh son, I see in memory a far and distant day When being just a boy like you, I joined the IRA. I won.
[00:07:54]  You did win. 2-1.
[00:07:56]  2-1 to you. Andrew's gone.
[00:08:00]  Fuck him. Fuck him!
[00:08:05]  Salute! You're joining in on this race just because it's supposed to be related to me.
[00:08:10]  You've got your name back to earn it.
[00:08:13]  You have almost a fight.
[00:08:15]  You're gonna race me and Rory in the penultimate round.
[00:08:19]  One more round and I win if I can beat Rory this time.
[00:08:25]  Ready? Let's go!
[00:08:28]  Do I actually have to give you my coat?
[00:08:41]  Yeah, you do. All right.
[00:08:47]  Tyrone, I don't even want your suit to go.
[00:08:52]  I'm not going to be a suit to go.
[00:08:55]  And you're one of the few men that will actually fit.
[00:08:58]  I will win your coat.
[00:09:00]  Fuckin' bro.
[00:09:02]  Hoo hoo hoo!
[00:09:14]  Alright, alright.
[00:09:16]  Keep my coat, keep the hat.
[00:09:18]  Keep it the hat.
[00:09:19]  Oh And I thought you were Irish.
[00:09:23]  I'm sorry. You're obviously more Irish than me.
[00:09:26]  For the record, my grandfather is from Limerick in Ireland.
[00:09:30]  I'm the real fucking Neal, no contender.
[00:09:32]  Let's finish. Check the hat.
[00:09:36]  Good game. Good game.
[00:09:38]  That's how the Irish do.
[00:09:39]  After the fight, we're all friends.
[00:09:44]  Now that we're done with the drinking contest, we can finally start drinking.
[00:09:51]  You like my new hat?
[00:09:52]  I want that hat.
[00:09:54]  I'm gonna put this fucking hat over your back.
[00:09:58]  We're enjoying this one.
[00:10:00]  We're wearing your jokes, a lie like you.
[00:10:09]  Enjoy the IRA! We need McDonald's.
[00:10:15]  McDonald's. We do need McDonald's.
[00:10:16]  Two cans to the fridge.
[00:10:18]  Get us two cans to the fridge. No, no, no, no.
[00:10:19]  Tristan, we need McDonald's.
[00:10:20]  No, cans are fun.
[00:10:21]  Fuck you. Fuck you.
[00:10:23]  My stomach is empty.
[00:10:24]  I have had 15 pints alongside you and taken the key.
[00:10:28]  We need to go. You can't take my keys.
[00:10:30]  Fuck. The fuck?
[00:10:33]  You can't take my fucking key.
[00:10:36]  The fuck? Hey, bro, I'm sorry.
[00:10:40]  I need nuggets. I'm sorry. You don't need nuggets.
[00:10:42]  You need beer. Here.
[00:10:46]  I'm sorry. Here.
[00:10:48]  Give him a beer. Give him a beer.
[00:10:50]  Give him a fucking beer.
[00:10:52]  God damn it, guys.
[00:10:55]  He... He doesn't...
[00:10:57]  Everyone understands one thing and one thing only.
[00:10:59]  on these physical forms.
[00:11:01]  You're good, man.
[00:11:02]  Disclaimer, bird fold is not involved.
[00:11:16]  Oh, oh, oh, so he's not in bed.
[00:11:18]  Not in bed. You win. I'm ready for Jaboozy!
[00:11:21]  I am ready for Jaboozy!
[00:11:23]  Sorry. So, he didn't actually go to sleep.
[00:11:25]  Sorry. I was literally walking upstairs.
[00:11:27]  I know. And to fight you.
[00:11:29]  I know. I already knew.
[00:11:31]  I knew from the beginning.
[00:11:33]  So, why would you go upstairs?
[00:11:37]  Oh, I see. Yeah.
[00:11:39]  Well, you're about to catch these cans.
[00:11:42]  I already knew.
[00:11:45]  I was ready.
[00:11:47]  He's here. Look, wrong fold.
[00:11:48]  I woke upstairs ready to fight this man.
[00:11:51]  And he's ready for the cans, okay?
[00:11:52]  Ready for the cans. Ready for the cans.
[00:11:54]  Cool, because you had the, the, this and this.
[00:11:57]  The hands of the cans! I already knew.
[00:12:00]  I already knew. All right.
[00:12:01]  No respect. Luke, can you tell me what somebody from Corsica is called?
[00:12:17]  Corsica. Can you tell me what somebody from Corsica is called?
[00:12:23]  The answer is...
[00:12:26]  Corsican! Fucking idiot!
[00:12:30]  I'm just an idiot! C'mon you retard!
[00:12:32]  Corsican! Corsican.
[00:12:35]  You fucking dumbass.
[00:12:37]  You fell for that. You fell right in front of me.
[00:12:39]  I gotcha. Hey!
[00:12:45]  Don't touch the fucking hat!
[00:12:48]  You have to choose me or this hat!
[00:12:50]  Hey! Don't fucking touch it!
[00:12:51]  You don't want to have sex? Fine.
[00:12:52]  Get the fuck out. Yeah, I will not have sex with you.
[00:12:54]  What can you do where I keep you?
[00:12:56]  I look good. Okay, bye then.
[00:12:57]  Fuck off. Fuck off.
[00:13:00]  Hey, Ruffle, fuck off, man.