Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - POLICE TAKES THE ASTON MARTIN | TATE Confidential Ep. 6
Aired: 2022-07-18
Duration: 15:25


=== Never See A Festival Again (13:04) ===

[00:00:01]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:03]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:21]  But I'm not a girl.
[00:00:23]  I'm a girl.
[00:00:35]  Thanks for watching!
[00:00:37]  you All right, so we're going to never see.
[00:00:41]  I've never been to a festival before in my life.
[00:00:42]  Hey, we've got a VIP table.
[00:00:44]  I said, are we going to be in the crowds with the worms?
[00:00:46]  I don't like worms. I don't like people.
[00:00:47]  He said, no, it's VIP. No worms.
[00:00:50]  I don't like sweaty people jumping up and down, wormishly.
[00:00:54]  So if I get pissed off, hit one, hit another, before you know it, it'll be murders.
[00:00:58]  So he said, no, you'll be quarantined.
[00:01:00]  We had to find three hotel rooms, one for me, one for Tristan, one for Mike.
[00:01:03]  And for three days, that was like fucking four grand because the last room's available.
[00:01:08]  And then we got a booze.
[00:01:10]  So this fucking tables, VIP, blah, blah, blah.
[00:01:13]  This weekend's going to cost 10,000, 15,000 euros at least.
[00:01:19]  And people say, oh, Dave, you're greedy.
[00:01:22]  Why do you need so much money?
[00:01:23]  It costs 10,000 euros to go to a fucking crowd of idiots.
[00:01:26]  That's how much it costs. I'm playing a war room member of chess and driving my car at the same time.
[00:01:40]  If I lose, I'm gonna lose.
[00:01:44]  Slowest car but the best drivers.
[00:02:13]  Don't worry about it. We'll keep up.
[00:02:16]  Should've been a cowboy.
[00:02:18]  I bet you never heard from Marcel Taylor say, Now, cowboy!
[00:02:26]  I said, I'm your brother on the ground.
[00:02:30]  Bring my six to the right life on the young cat and drive.
[00:02:36]  Stealing a young guy.
[00:02:39]  I love when I talk to hear a man brag.
[00:02:41]  Well, I love you waving a flag, but gone that bad.
[00:02:44]  Cutting through on route. I'm chilling out with the juice and tea. I've got my jeans on.
[00:02:48]  There's no need for the car to be this loud.
[00:03:05]  There's no meat. It's pure just to piss everyone off.
[00:03:09]  They say buy an expensive car if you want girls.
[00:03:22]  It's not true. If you want eight-year-old boys, then you buy an expensive car.
[00:03:26]  Girls don't care. Young boys are fascinating.
[00:03:30]  I'm a ninja and I hope you've met that. Caught him in the air.
[00:03:43]  There's about four hotels in Malaya that aren't shit, that weren't built during communism.
[00:03:47]  This is one of them.
[00:03:48]  But, for the price of staying here, it's twice as much as a Dubai hotel.
[00:03:52]  Alright, let's go to 6106 first.
[00:03:56]  I said badly that screwed me over.
[00:03:58]  We randomly picked which room.
[00:04:00]  You chose the better room, screw me over.
[00:04:02]  I don't know which one's the better fucking room.
[00:04:05]  Oh, what do we have here?
[00:04:07]  Not bad. At least it's worth the money now.
[00:04:10]  Like, I thought it was going to be a crappy little room.
[00:04:12]  This is actually okay. I can sit here, two girls get jerked off, drink some champagne, you know.
[00:04:17]  I'm going to go to my room, but if it isn't to this standard or better, you're in trouble.
[00:04:21]  I'm in fucking trouble. You picked your own fucking room, dumbass.
[00:04:24]  Right here. You fucked me.
[00:04:27]  You said, here's your key.
[00:04:29]  I said pick a fucking key.
[00:04:30]  If your room is nicer, I'm kicking you in the nuts.
[00:04:34]  I'm kicking you in the nuts.
[00:04:36]  All in all, I'm pretty happy.
[00:04:38]  Yeah. I'll let you off.
[00:04:39]  You came this close. Let me off.
[00:04:41]  You came this fucking close.
[00:04:42]  Let's change fucking rooms, then.
[00:04:44]  Where's the fucking booze?
[00:04:46]  Here we go. I'll do the Jameson, you do the vodka.
[00:04:49]  Ramazotti. Here you go, Mike.
[00:04:51]  After this, we're going to see Mike's room, and I'm drinking from his menu.
[00:04:57]  Now we're talking just for fucking things.
[00:04:59]  Alright, let's go see Mike's room. See how badly Mike fucked us out of our money.
[00:05:03]  Let me put this on my Instagram storage first so all the hoes are like, It's not your room!
[00:05:07]  It's big! You should see my dick!
[00:05:09]  Mike, what room number are you? 6102.
[00:05:13]  Wrong room, bro. 6102.
[00:05:15]  Plan to count numbers. You're late with every fucking episode.
[00:05:18]  Yeah, every Friday. It's never been on a Friday.
[00:05:20]  Every episode. Oh, sorry.
[00:05:21]  I only had six days.
[00:05:22]  I haven't managed to make the four-minute episode.
[00:05:24]  Flying around the world.
[00:05:26]  Living in luxury accommodation.
[00:05:28]  Fucking hell, Mike. You're still taking the piss.
[00:05:30]  It's still pretty fucking nice.
[00:05:32]  It's great, man. Mr.
[00:05:34]  Late episode. Yeah.
[00:05:36]  It's alright. It's a nice big bed so you can sleep in and not get the edits done.
[00:05:39]  Yeah, so you can just say, oh, sorry, Sunday, Sunday.
[00:05:42]  Fucking Sunday. What is this?
[00:05:44]  Nice fucking balcony as well?
[00:05:46]  With two chairs? You can get your hips up on here when you're busy not fucking making the episode.
[00:05:51]  Where is I'm atasi? Drink up, Mike.
[00:05:54]  It's good for you. It's good for you, mate.
[00:05:55]  It's strong. Why aren't all the redneck companies?
[00:06:07]  Slovakia, Hungary, Romania.
[00:06:09]  Because they eat corn. It's like a redneck thing.
[00:06:11]  It's saying in a five-star hotel, 300 euros a night, you walk 10 meters...
[00:06:14]  I really want some corn. This guy's selling corn.
[00:06:20]  Not only did he get whooping...
[00:06:28]  We got whooping while I ate corn.
[00:06:30]  I was eating corn the whole time.
[00:06:35]  With one hand, corn.
[00:06:37]  Other hand, kick it in your ass.
[00:06:39]  You will never recover from this embarrassment.
[00:06:41]  For the rest of your human years, you will suffer.
[00:06:44]  You'll always be illusory.
[00:06:46]  There's nothing you can do to turn back the ball.
[00:06:49]  Corn in one hand, ass whooping in the other.
[00:06:51]  Fifty percent of my powers, and you're still lost.
[00:06:56]  Oh, just another day in the life of a loser.
[00:06:58]  Lost again, didn't ya? What next?
[00:07:01]  Anything else you're gonna lose at here?
[00:07:02]  Or you don't? Anything else?
[00:07:04]  Your failure, failure of a man.
[00:07:07]  We didn't start.
[00:07:10]  Yeah, yeah, right.
[00:07:39]  Hi! This is Abby.
[00:07:42]  See, good names.
[00:07:43]  Well, it's a good name for men, Abby.
[00:07:45]  Abigail's Oh I Love you I Love you I Love you
[00:08:28]  No, go tell this dickhead we were in here before.
[00:08:31]  Go talk to him, Mike. In Romania.
[00:08:33]  Tell him that he's not going on.
[00:08:35]  Oh, wait, wait. He's just giving him some money.
[00:08:38]  Fucking Romania. Go around, go around, go around.
[00:08:41]  Tristan Hansen, 50, lady.
[00:08:43]  Jesus.
[00:08:44]  To bribe everyone to do everything here.
[00:08:46]  When I'm in the Aston, Tristan can never lose me.
[00:09:07]  When I'm in the Lambo, he'll stand a fucking chance.
[00:09:09]  She's miles, she's gone.
[00:09:11]  Yeah, I'm sorry.
[00:09:13]  I'm sorry.
[00:09:21]  I'm out.
[00:09:26]  Cacio, ea, ea, ea. Ea?
[00:09:28]  Igor, lasa te rog camera aia de filmat.
[00:09:30]  Dacă nu vrei să te iau.
[00:09:32]  Lasă camera aia de filmat.
[00:09:34]  If I'm filming, I'm going to get my accord.
[00:09:36]  Yes? Some of the Bucharest are coming now with the other numbers.
[00:09:40]  They'll be here in two hours. And you, if you are the same, change the number.
[00:09:45]  Yeah, he told you that if it's the same case in your car, in your Lamborghini, change it.
[00:09:50]  How are you?
[00:09:52]  My colleague was telling the public back home that we were supposed to see your brand new car.
[00:09:58]  Three methods how to pick up girls when you are the Tate brothers.
[00:10:03]  How do you pick up girls? Is it enough just to show up?
[00:10:06]  Bro, I don't know what you're talking about.
[00:10:09]  You have the wrong impression.
[00:10:10]  I mean, tonight's Saturday.
[00:10:12]  I'm going to bed early. Church tomorrow.
[00:10:14]  Here you go. We eat, then we go.
[00:10:16]  Oh, I see. I'm going to read your own messages to you.
[00:10:19]  Because you're pretending that I'm the idiot.
[00:10:22]  Let me just explain to you. No, I just didn't want...
[00:10:23]  12 hours booze fest.
[00:10:26]  8pm to 8am.
[00:10:28]  Pussies. You're a cunt.
[00:10:29]  Shots on the beach. Now.
[00:10:31]  Oh, I'm tired. My vagina's tired.
[00:10:32]  What is this faggot shit?
[00:10:34]  That was you 15 minutes ago.
[00:10:36]  I'll have to... I cannot hear you over the sound of being a real man.
[00:10:42]  The adrenaline and testosterone is pumping through my body so loudly that my ears can't hear your whining.
[00:10:55]  I don't have this shit.
[00:10:57]  Yeah, that's actually fucking terrible.
[00:11:01]  Destroyed me last night. Vodka, drink up.
[00:11:06]  What the fuck is that?
[00:11:07]  We're all gonna die when we're like 45.
[00:11:10]  Let's fucking get at it. I need to make sure I had enough cigars.
[00:11:13]  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
[00:11:19]  I've got eleven cigars.
[00:11:20]  Bruno. Hello. Bruno.
[00:11:22]  Again. So beautiful, the Never-See boy.
[00:11:26]  I'm no Never-See boy.
[00:11:27]  He is a Never-See boy.
[00:11:28]  No, I'm no Never-See boy.
[00:11:30]  He's going to Never-See.
[00:11:31]  He's not beautiful, though.
[00:11:34]  Oh, your boy goes to Never-See.
[00:11:37]  I will tell him hello.
[00:11:38]  You should come to Never-See.
[00:11:39]  Party. We could fall in love.
[00:11:44]  You could be my Cinderella.
[00:11:45]  First you're cleaning up.
[00:11:47]  I'm gonna be sucking this dick!
[00:11:49]  I'm gonna see if I can get some of this.
[00:12:16]  How did you get these without waiting in line?
[00:12:20]  Some guy. Some guy who was in line.
[00:12:23]  Gave the money to the guy who was in line.
[00:12:25]  So wait, he waits in line, buys tickets, and sells them for more.
[00:12:28]  No, no, no. He was already in line buying his own tickets.
[00:12:31]  They went over and said, yo, bro, I'll give you a bit of extra money.
[00:12:33]  I'll buy five. You've been waiting in the queue for an hour.
[00:12:36]  Time is money. Time is money.
[00:12:38]  Yeah, time is money. Two hours of my time.
[00:12:41]  I can't wait. Why are you so small?
[00:12:49]  Eat your vegetables and grow bigger.
[00:12:53]  We'll have fun.
[00:12:55]  Big Socket Mike.
[00:12:57]  Big Socket Mike.
[00:12:59]  One, two, three, four.
[00:13:01]  Singing in my head.

=== Caffeine Lethal Dose (02:19) ===

[00:13:06]  Singing in my head.
[00:13:10]  Here's the device that's in there.
[00:13:17]  Here's the only one.
[00:13:21]  Singing in my head.
[00:13:45]  Ask her to marry me, please.
[00:13:49]  Marry me, please.
[00:13:50]  I'm looking for a wife.
[00:13:52]  Does she have a boyfriend? No.
[00:13:55]  She does me I don't like fun. I don't like fun. I like a double espresso in one go.
[00:14:07]  This is my first legitimate suicide attempt.
[00:14:10]  All right, let me deal with this. Caffeine lethal dose.
[00:14:13]  The lethal dose of caffeine for most people is around 10 grams.
[00:14:18]  A cup of coffee has between 100 and 200 milligrams.
[00:14:22]  That's 400 milligrams per coffee.
[00:14:25]  I'm only about 40% at lethal dose if I drink these.
[00:14:29]  It's about 65% if you do them all.
[00:14:31]  65% of a lethal dose of caffeine.
[00:14:33]  I'm just kidding.
[00:14:35]  I do love coffee.
[00:14:51]  It's not too hot.
[00:14:53]  It's wet.
[00:14:55]  you you Are you happy with this stuff?
[00:15:01]  Yeah. I feel rejuvenated.
[00:15:04]  Awake. I have a stuff in here.
[00:15:06]  And my ice. Now stick on top of these.
[00:15:13]  I know. One minute of double-sided tape.
[00:15:24]  That will stick till we get back to the hotel, bro.