I feel like I need to send a message to Will Smith.
I don't know why this is my obligation, but I might be the only man who can get through to him in a short 2 minute and 20 second video because I'm concise and I'm precise.
I'm that guy.
I'm compendious.
Will, this is only going to end badly.
There is a time in which she is going to switch on you and turn on you completely and start pretending she is the victim and you're the abuser.
He lost his temper with me.
He screamed at me.
He was horrible to me.
He almost hit me.
And she's going to do that as her final wriggle, her final last little piece of evilness inside of her to damage you.
Females are not kind, sweet, innocent creatures by nature.
They are submissive by nature.
And if they don't submit to you because your frame is too weak, they're going to submit to society.
And the society she has submitted to, the left-wing liberal Hollywood society, is literally man-hating.
She is enjoying hurting you, Will.
She enjoys seeing you squirm.
That's why such a simple request like, don't film me, is a big problem for your wife.
She enjoys cheating on you.
She enjoys saying she didn't want to get married.
It's all funny.
Ha ha ha.
Look what Will will put up with.
She loves putting the squeeze on you, Will.
And eventually, when she gets bored of that, she's going to turn and try and say you're abusive and wreck you.
If you have any brain left, Any brain at all, you need to replace her.
Her whole ego is based on the fact that you are chasing her, and you can destroy her ego when you replace her.
You lost your temper with Chris Rock.
You're not mad at Chris Rock.
You don't want to hit or hurt Chris Rock.
You're mad at the fact that whatever her name is mentioned, you're furious, but you're mad at her.
You want to hit her in the face, and you can't.
So you hit Chris Rock for saying she had no hair.
Gee, she has no hair, and Chris Rock could have made better jokes.
He had plenty of material, bro.
He went soft, and you know he did.
But you're so furious when her name is mentioned because really, you know she deserves a slap in the face.
A slap in the face you can't give her.
The only retribution you can get for all the embarrassment she has bestowed upon you is to quickly stop chasing her, replace her with something 19, and attack her basic biology.
You know what she's gonna do, Will?
If you replace her with some 19-year-old?
Some hot chick who listens to you, who's loyal to you.
I know, crazy, right?
Doesn't suck.
Dick's at random.
She's gonna say, oh, but Will's immature.
He couldn't handle mature.
He couldn't handle that I was questioning him because I'm a independent and I'm so smart and he couldn't handle my wisdom.
And she's gonna say all this shit and then she's gonna go home and take off her clothes, look in the mirror at her old ass body and she can go, maybe, maybe I'm just old.
Maybe.
And then she's gonna text August.
Hey, hey, hey, baby!
Then he's like, nah, I'm fucking 19 year old as well now, sorry.
The drama's over.
Anyway, you ain't fun anymore, you're old.
That's the only way you're gonna hurt her.
Because I know you want to hurt her back, Will.
And that's not a bad thing.
If any red-blooded man who's been through the shit you've been through wants some degree of revenge, you're in a very fortunate position in which you are Will Smith.
You can get that revenge.
You can get that revenge by replacing her with someone young and beautiful.
That's the only revenge you're ever gonna get.
And the longer you stick around, the more evidence she's gonna have to eventually wreck you in court.
That's all she's gonna try and do.
She's gonna try and eventually wreck you in court, torture you on social media, make you a laughingstock, and mock you.
What are you there for?
This is literally, genuinely Stockholm Syndrome at this point.
I know you're thinking, I'll go fuck someone else, and she caught me fucking someone else before, because I think she caught him fucking someone.
And you know, and she said I was immature, and you know, I got family, and real men stick around.
Real men don't get played like this, Will Smith.
Real men don't get clowned on the internet endlessly by their wife, the woman who loves them.
If you're a real man, you're gonna go fuck something and let her take her old ass to bed by herself, or with some fucking young dude desperate for drama.
Let her go down the drama cesspit.
Let her become C-List in all those magazines.
You're Will Smith!
You can go do a movie!
You can go do Blockbuster!
Let her go do C-List!
Oh, look!
Jada's fucking the guy from Dunkin' Donuts!
Let her go fuck!
It's all she's been doing the whole time anyway!
I don't know what you are there for, but I'm telling you now, you have this idea that if you leave, she won't care and she won't be hurt.
That's why you don't leave.
The reason you have that idea is because you've chased her so hard, her ego's through the sky.