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Broke Boys' Dumb Fallacies
00:02:48
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| Thanks for watching. | |
| Broke boys say dumb shit. | |
| When you get rich, you realize that broke boys say dumb shit. | |
| Like, oh, he's rich, but I'm happy. | |
| So what? | |
| You can't be both? | |
| Who said you can't be both? | |
| Like, only a broke boy would sit there and pretend, oh, he's rich, but I bet he's not happy. | |
| Why? | |
| Why would you bet he's not happy? | |
| Because he has more money than you? | |
| Like, he is to every... I mean, sure, he may not definitely be happy. | |
| I'm not saying money makes him happy, but maybe he is happy. | |
| And maybe he has money on top. | |
| You need to accept that some people have a loving family and a good life plus money. | |
| This is what they say, oh, I'm poor, but I got a good family. | |
| So is he! | |
| Not all rich people are happy, but not all rich people are sad. | |
| Broke boys say dumb things. | |
| But the most stupid thing broke boys say is, all our graves are the same size, be humble. | |
| That is the most bullshit thing that broke boys say. | |
| And it's bullshit for the following reasons. | |
| One, it's false. | |
| Have you been to Egypt? | |
| Have you seen the pyramids? | |
| Those are graves. | |
| That's a gravestone. | |
| It was the biggest building, the tallest building in human history for 4,000 years. | |
| He was not a broke boy. | |
| He was a very rich person. | |
| He built the fucking pyramids. | |
| It's not true. | |
| Secondly, you can go into any normal fucking graveyard, you see bigger graves and smaller graves. | |
| Like, it's not even true. | |
| It's stupid. | |
| One. | |
| Two! | |
| Another reason I don't like that fucking saying is because it's basically saying, don't achieve anything with your life. | |
| You're going to die anyway. | |
| Our graves are the same size. | |
| You don't need that Lambo. | |
| Be humble. | |
| Our graves are the same size. | |
| What? | |
| Do absolutely nothing with my life because one day I'm going to die? | |
| Sit around and be like you, a broke boy, because one day I'm going to die? | |
| That's the most pathetic justification. | |
| I'm on fucking Twitter or Facebook. | |
| I'm flexing. | |
| On the Broke Boys, cars, money, champagne. | |
| There's always one pussy-ass Broke Boy. | |
| Our graves are the same. | |
| What? | |
| What does that have to do? | |
| Our graves being the same size, although it's false, because I guarantee I'll have a bigger grave than you. | |
| One. | |
| Not that it matters, but I'll do it anyway just to flex on you in my death for eternity. | |
| Blessed be thy flex. | |
| Even though it's false, let's assume it was true. | |
| What does that have to do with me being in the club, with a Lambo out front, with the hose, with the champagne, being big and strong and sexy as fuck? | |
| What does my grave size have to do with any of that? | |
| Nothing! | |
| I'm still a G, and you're still a broke boy! | |
| I hate when broke boys come at me with their bullshit wisdom because no one cares what broke boys think. | |
| That's the whole point. | |
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Think Matters
00:01:13
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| You're a broke boy. | |
| What you think doesn't matter. | |
| When you're rich, what you think matters. | |
| When you're a broke boy, what you think doesn't matter. | |
| So you're going to walk around talking about graves of the same size. | |
| You sound like a geek. | |
| What you need to do Stop spouting fallacy. | |
| Get to fucking work. | |
| Go to KroberTake.com, learn how I make money, follow in my footsteps and start making some fucking cash, and climb your way out of your broke boy life before you end up in the grave. | |
| Because we've only got 80 years each. | |
| All of us. | |
| We've got a certain amount of time. | |
| There's none of this, oh, you have, there's another broke boy saying, We all work on different timescales. | |
| Morgan Freeman wasn't in a movie till he was 48. | |
| They start posting some dumb shit like that. | |
| Like, I'm 33 and I'm broke but it's fine. | |
| It's not fine. | |
| It's not okay. | |
| If you're 33 and you're homeless, you're a dickhead. | |
| And what Morgan Freeman did with his life has nothing to do with your life because we're all on the same timescale. | |
| There's no such thing as different timescales of success. | |
| We're all on the same timescales. | |
| 8 years of human life. | |
| If you're lucky, probably less, you might get hit by a bus. | |
| You're running out of fucking time. | |
| CobraTape.com right now will teach you everything I know about how to make money. | |
| If you want to sit there and be a broke boy and be a hater and say stupid things about timescales of success and grades being the same size and rich people being unhappy and all these other broke boy justifications, you will stay a broke boy forever. | |