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July 4, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
05:46
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Thanks for watching.
I'll do it twice.
I'm upping the visual effects, as you can see.
Right.
Do you wanna know how you can tell if someone's a dickhead?
Instantly.
If they talk to their phone.
Who the fuck on the planet actually uses Siri?
I'm serious now.
This is a serious question.
Who have you ever seen?
Hey Siri, can you Google the nearest gay sauna?
What kind of bullshit is that?
It doesn't matter.
Firstly, it's not more convenient.
In no realm is it more convenient.
The number of times it's going to mishear you, and you're going to have to do it again, is not proportional to the fractions of a second you're going to save, as opposed to just typing it in.
Especially if you're in a noisy environment.
It's not convenient.
So let's fucking... First, let's cut that crap.
The only people who are doing it are some kind of fucking weird, fucked up sexual predators Who think, yeah, you heard me, if you use Siri you're a sexual predator.
There's no other reason you'd possibly use it.
Because you're trying to fucking attract some attention and show to the world how technically savvy you are.
Oh look, oh hey Siri, how do I hide my identity in child sex videos online?
It's bullshit!
No one should ever, ever do that.
In fact, in the history of my fantastic life, I think I've seen someone do it maybe twice.
I remember being on the train seeing some dude Hey Siri, talking away.
Motherfucker.
I've never been so tempted to just like, you know, like on back.
I was thinking I could jump over all three rows.
Fly over that granny's head with an elbow and BAM!
Take him out.
For life.
There's no need to do that shit.
Now what's worse than Siri is, as you'll notice, I have an Android and an iPhone because I'm a G and I've got it all.
A Lambo, an Aston, a Bentley, a Range Rover, an iDroid, an iPhone.
Big dig.
Anyway.
What's even worse than Siri is fucking Android have come along thinking, maybe people use Siri.
Let's make one Bixby.
Fuck is Bixby?
So now I'm on my Android, I'm trying to do something, I press the wrong button, Bixby chat!
I don't... Siri's bullshit, but Bixby is some serious bullshit.
You're never gonna see anyone talking to Siri, but you're DEFINITELY not gonna see anyone talking to fucking Bixby.
What does Bixby know?
Nothing.
While we're on subject of all this talking bullshit, I'm tired of everyone trying to make me buy, because I've had a few fucking dorks come along and say, Tate, you know, you should buy one of them Amazon Echos so that the CIA can spy on you.
Do you know how difficult it used to be for the intelligence agencies?
Let me tell you something about my father.
Five times Armed Forces Chess Champion.
As you know, he's a world-level chess player.
My father worked in the CIA for years, and he has told me stories which I'm not going to tell you on YouTube, and I will tell you now.
My father was literally a spy for the CIA, and they used to do insane things that you wouldn't believe, even inside of a coat hanger, to bug a room.
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to bug a room?
It used to be extremely difficult to bug a room, and now motherfuckers are bugging themselves.
Oh, the Amazon Echo!
Let me just put it there.
And it listens to me 24 hours a day because every time I say, Hey Echo, it hears me.
So it listens to me 24 hours a day.
And I put it on charge and put it right in the middle of the room so it can hear me.
And I trust that the CIA and all these other intelligence agencies are never, ever, ever listening in.
Even though Google have been proven, along with Apple, to have all our personal information Ever.
And Facebook has our personal information ever.
I'm still going to spy on myself because instead of clicking play on my playlist, I want to say to Amazon Echo, can you play Britney Spears?
What kind of fucking moron are you?
Just click play on a playlist.
Do you have to bug yourself and give up your entire personal fucking privacy because you don't want to click play?
Is it that much more convenient?
I refuse to believe it's more convenient.
I'm a multi-millionaire.
There's been times in my life...
I'm sitting in a room with pure scumbag criminals with a million dollars in cash and 20 big booty hoes and a bunch of unlicensed firearms.
The last thing I need is fucking Amazon Echo listening to my fucking conversation.
And if you're sitting here thinking, oh well, I don't do those kind of things, so it's fine for me.
No, it's not.
Because we live in an era of absolute destruction upon the modern Western male.
And I'll tell you something, one day when there's a girl around your house, You've just been out, you're drinking, whatever, whatever.
You're sitting there drinking, you give her a kiss, say, I'll come to the room.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, come on, come on.
Oh, I'm not sure.
Okay.
And eventually she agrees and goes with you.
And then she turns around and accuses you of rape later on.
You can say, well, she, I asked her to come and eventually she agreed and they listened to your Amazon Echo.
And she said, well, she did agree, but she did actually say no.
And then she agreed.
And then it fucking put you in jail, some Amazon Echo bullshit.
There's like six girls in this house and they won't shut the fuck up.
All some Amazon Echo bullshit.
You're gonna be sitting there going, was it really worth it to play my music a millisecond faster?
Is it even quicker to say, Amazon Echo, play Backstreet Boys quicker than Click and playing your fucking Backstreet Boys?
No!
Talking to devices is stupid.
Bugging yourself is fucking stupid.
Talking to, hey Siri, hey Bixby, anal dildo, largest anal dildo on Amazon.
Hey Amazon Echo, huge anal dildo, get a fucking life!
I hate that shit.
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