Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Tate on Smart Devices Aired: 2022-07-04 Duration: 05:46 === Who Uses Siri? (02:20) === [00:00:00] Thanks for watching. [00:00:07] I'll do it twice. [00:00:09] I'm upping the visual effects, as you can see. [00:00:13] Right. [00:00:13] Do you wanna know how you can tell if someone's a dickhead? [00:00:15] Instantly. [00:00:17] If they talk to their phone. [00:00:19] Who the fuck on the planet actually uses Siri? [00:00:25] I'm serious now. [00:00:26] This is a serious question. [00:00:28] Who have you ever seen? [00:00:29] Hey Siri, can you Google the nearest gay sauna? [00:00:33] What kind of bullshit is that? [00:00:36] It doesn't matter. [00:00:37] Firstly, it's not more convenient. [00:00:39] In no realm is it more convenient. [00:00:41] The number of times it's going to mishear you, and you're going to have to do it again, is not proportional to the fractions of a second you're going to save, as opposed to just typing it in. [00:00:50] Especially if you're in a noisy environment. [00:00:53] It's not convenient. [00:00:54] So let's fucking... First, let's cut that crap. [00:00:57] The only people who are doing it are some kind of fucking weird, fucked up sexual predators Who think, yeah, you heard me, if you use Siri you're a sexual predator. [00:01:05] There's no other reason you'd possibly use it. [00:01:08] Because you're trying to fucking attract some attention and show to the world how technically savvy you are. [00:01:12] Oh look, oh hey Siri, how do I hide my identity in child sex videos online? [00:01:18] It's bullshit! [00:01:19] No one should ever, ever do that. [00:01:21] In fact, in the history of my fantastic life, I think I've seen someone do it maybe twice. [00:01:26] I remember being on the train seeing some dude Hey Siri, talking away. [00:01:32] Motherfucker. [00:01:33] I've never been so tempted to just like, you know, like on back. [00:01:36] I was thinking I could jump over all three rows. [00:01:39] Fly over that granny's head with an elbow and BAM! [00:01:41] Take him out. [00:01:42] For life. [00:01:43] There's no need to do that shit. [00:01:45] Now what's worse than Siri is, as you'll notice, I have an Android and an iPhone because I'm a G and I've got it all. [00:01:50] A Lambo, an Aston, a Bentley, a Range Rover, an iDroid, an iPhone. [00:01:54] Big dig. [00:01:55] Anyway. [00:01:56] What's even worse than Siri is fucking Android have come along thinking, maybe people use Siri. [00:02:01] Let's make one Bixby. [00:02:05] Fuck is Bixby? [00:02:06] So now I'm on my Android, I'm trying to do something, I press the wrong button, Bixby chat! [00:02:10] I don't... Siri's bullshit, but Bixby is some serious bullshit. [00:02:15] You're never gonna see anyone talking to Siri, but you're DEFINITELY not gonna see anyone talking to fucking Bixby. === Why Bugging Yourself Is Worthless (03:25) === [00:02:20] What does Bixby know? [00:02:22] Nothing. [00:02:23] While we're on subject of all this talking bullshit, I'm tired of everyone trying to make me buy, because I've had a few fucking dorks come along and say, Tate, you know, you should buy one of them Amazon Echos so that the CIA can spy on you. [00:02:36] Do you know how difficult it used to be for the intelligence agencies? [00:02:40] Let me tell you something about my father. [00:02:42] Five times Armed Forces Chess Champion. [00:02:43] As you know, he's a world-level chess player. [00:02:45] My father worked in the CIA for years, and he has told me stories which I'm not going to tell you on YouTube, and I will tell you now. [00:02:51] My father was literally a spy for the CIA, and they used to do insane things that you wouldn't believe, even inside of a coat hanger, to bug a room. [00:03:01] Do you have any idea how difficult it is to bug a room? [00:03:04] It used to be extremely difficult to bug a room, and now motherfuckers are bugging themselves. [00:03:10] Oh, the Amazon Echo! [00:03:11] Let me just put it there. [00:03:13] And it listens to me 24 hours a day because every time I say, Hey Echo, it hears me. [00:03:18] So it listens to me 24 hours a day. [00:03:22] And I put it on charge and put it right in the middle of the room so it can hear me. [00:03:25] And I trust that the CIA and all these other intelligence agencies are never, ever, ever listening in. [00:03:31] Even though Google have been proven, along with Apple, to have all our personal information Ever. [00:03:35] And Facebook has our personal information ever. [00:03:38] I'm still going to spy on myself because instead of clicking play on my playlist, I want to say to Amazon Echo, can you play Britney Spears? [00:03:46] What kind of fucking moron are you? [00:03:49] Just click play on a playlist. [00:03:51] Do you have to bug yourself and give up your entire personal fucking privacy because you don't want to click play? [00:03:58] Is it that much more convenient? [00:04:00] I refuse to believe it's more convenient. [00:04:04] I'm a multi-millionaire. [00:04:06] There's been times in my life... [00:04:08] I'm sitting in a room with pure scumbag criminals with a million dollars in cash and 20 big booty hoes and a bunch of unlicensed firearms. [00:04:17] The last thing I need is fucking Amazon Echo listening to my fucking conversation. [00:04:22] And if you're sitting here thinking, oh well, I don't do those kind of things, so it's fine for me. [00:04:27] No, it's not. [00:04:28] Because we live in an era of absolute destruction upon the modern Western male. [00:04:34] And I'll tell you something, one day when there's a girl around your house, You've just been out, you're drinking, whatever, whatever. [00:04:40] You're sitting there drinking, you give her a kiss, say, I'll come to the room. [00:04:43] Oh, I don't know. [00:04:44] Oh, come on, come on. [00:04:45] Oh, I'm not sure. [00:04:46] Okay. [00:04:47] And eventually she agrees and goes with you. [00:04:49] And then she turns around and accuses you of rape later on. [00:04:52] You can say, well, she, I asked her to come and eventually she agreed and they listened to your Amazon Echo. [00:04:57] And she said, well, she did agree, but she did actually say no. [00:05:00] And then she agreed. [00:05:01] And then it fucking put you in jail, some Amazon Echo bullshit. [00:05:07] There's like six girls in this house and they won't shut the fuck up. [00:05:13] All some Amazon Echo bullshit. [00:05:15] You're gonna be sitting there going, was it really worth it to play my music a millisecond faster? [00:05:20] Is it even quicker to say, Amazon Echo, play Backstreet Boys quicker than Click and playing your fucking Backstreet Boys? [00:05:27] No! [00:05:28] Talking to devices is stupid. [00:05:31] Bugging yourself is fucking stupid. [00:05:33] Talking to, hey Siri, hey Bixby, anal dildo, largest anal dildo on Amazon. [00:05:39] Hey Amazon Echo, huge anal dildo, get a fucking life! [00:05:45] I hate that shit.