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Why I Hate Phone Calls
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| I don't really answer phone calls. | |
| I I hate phone calls. | |
| People always call people. | |
| And when someone calls me, I feel like it's rude. | |
| You're demanding my attention instantly. | |
| What if I'm busy? | |
| What if I'm fucking your girl? | |
| Why are you calling me? | |
| You can WhatsApp me, and I'll reply in my own due time. | |
| If you have something important to say and you don't want to type it, leave a voice note. | |
| Maybe I'll listen to it and think it's not as important as what I'm doing right now. | |
| I don't like phone calls in general. | |
| And the reason I don't like phone calls is because they're inefficient. | |
| Hello? | |
| Hi, how are you? | |
| Yeah, good. | |
| You? | |
| Yeah, not bad. | |
| It's like, that whole exchange! | |
| Waste of time! | |
| If I answer the phone, I say, yeah, I'm driving. | |
| It's the first thing I say. | |
| Just like, get to the fucking point. | |
| What do you want? | |
| And what annoys me most is, people usually call because it's something urgent, like they need some kind of information. | |
| And to avoid mistakes, I always say, I'll text it to you. | |
| I need this. | |
| I'll text it to you. | |
| Oh, how do you spell this? | |
| What's your email address? | |
| E? | |
| No, E for Echo. | |
| M? | |
| M, yeah. | |
| Mike. | |
| O? | |
| Like, just let me type it to you. | |
| Look at the fuck. | |
| Just WhatsApp me. | |
| I'll reply. | |
| I fucking hate phone calls. | |
| And what you realize is, if you ever become important, most of you losers probably aren't, but if you ever do become important, your phone rings all the fucking time. | |
| It's always someone who wants something. | |
| Some dude needs to borrow money. | |
| Some dude, some bullshit. | |
| Some chick wants dick. | |
| Some, it's just like, just whaps at me. | |
| I wake up every day a half an hour before I need to get out of bed, and I spend the first half an hour going through 800 to 900 WhatsApp messages, deciding who gets replied to and who doesn't. | |
| Imagine I had to do that shit with actual phone calls. | |
| Fuck phone calls. | |
| Phone calls are rude and interrupting. | |
| I'm sure this video is not going to get any likes. | |
| I'm sure everyone's going to be like, well this kind of dickhead doesn't like phone calls. | |
| Let me explain something to you. | |
| I will take your girl. | |
| So I don't give a fuck what you think. | |
| Take shinkai.net. | |
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