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Why Some Call Themselves Spiritual Not Religious
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| I'm an atheist. | |
| Now, as an atheist, I often have conversations with people about religion, and the most common reply I get when I ask them if they're religious or not, they say, yeah, I believe in God, but I don't go to church. | |
| But I believe in something. | |
| I said, okay, well, what does that mean? | |
| They go, oh, well, I believe in something, you know, I believe in God, I believe in something, but I don't really go to church. | |
| I'm more spiritual. | |
| They say they're more spiritual than religious. | |
| That's the usual cop-out. | |
| I believe in God, but I don't go to church. | |
| I wouldn't say I was religious, I was spiritual. | |
| You know, we can't explain everything in the world with science, so there must be a God somewhere, but I don't really go to church. | |
| Spirituality is just lazy religion. | |
| The one more thing that confuses me about religious people is religious people are the biggest hypocrites on the fucking planet. | |
| Because religious people don't read their own religious books. | |
| Every Christian I've argued with, I start busting out quotes from the Bible. | |
| And they go, that's not in the Bible. | |
| I go, yeah it is. | |
| Well, that's the Old Testament. | |
| So? | |
| It's in the Bible! | |
| It's God's book! | |
| God's book says kill everyone who ever worked on a Sunday. | |
| God's book says kill gays. | |
| You cannot be a Christian and ignore your own book. | |
| You either have two choices. | |
| You're either an absolute hypocrite... | |
| By either pretending you're a Christian and ignoring your own book, or you're a fanatic psychopath. | |
| There is no other way to be religious. | |
| It makes me laugh when ISIS is around. | |
| People say, oh, ISIS aren't real Muslims. | |
| No! | |
| ISIS are the real Muslims, because ISIS do exactly what the book says, which is kill everyone who's not a Muslim, and chop people's heads off, and set them on fire, and be fucking raging lunatics. | |
| But all the other Muslims go, they're not real Muslims, because I'm a Muslim, because I read the book, and ignore those parts. | |
| Well then you're not fucking Muslim, because you're ignoring the fucking book! | |
| It's crazy. | |
| Christians, before YouTube bans me, this is not an anti-Islam rant. | |
| Don't ban me, YouTube. | |
| I've been banned enough places. | |
| I'm banned on Facebook currently. | |
| I've got 21 days left. | |
| Banned on Twitter for life. | |
| Christians are exactly the same. | |
| Every Christian I meet, I say, when you walk into a store on a Sunday and someone is working on God's day, they should be put to death. | |
| Do you murder them? | |
| Well, no. | |
| Well then, do you believe that people who are working in an ice cream stand on a Sunday afternoon should be shot in the head? | |
| Well, you're not a fucking Christian, are you, you moron? | |
| So all the Christians don't believe in their own book anyway. | |
| That's the thing that's so fucking crazy. | |
| So religious people are hypocrites or psychopaths. | |
| That's the only two choices. | |
| There is no other option. | |
| The other people who go, well, I believe in God. | |
| So when I say that to a lot of people, this is when they think they're being smart. | |
| They go, yeah, I agree with you. | |
| That's why I don't go to church. | |
| I don't really believe in the Bible, but I do believe in God. | |
| That's people's cop-out. | |
| Then they think they're being smart and I have nothing to say to them. | |
| I have something to say to you too, motherfuckers. | |
| You can't try and pull that one with me. | |
| When you say, well, I'm spiritual, but I'm not religious. | |
| Cause you're right. | |
| The Bible has lots of contradictions and church just steal to make money. | |
| So you know what? | |
| I believe in God, but I don't really believe in organized religion. | |
| Believing in God, but not believing in religion, basically considering yourself spiritual as opposed to religious, is just lazy religion. | |
| Religious people are either hypocrites or psychopaths, but spiritual people are just lazy religious people. | |
| I believe in God and I'm going to go to heaven, but I don't read the book and I don't go to church and I don't follow the rules of the religion. | |
| That's what spirituality means. | |
| I'll get a girl on a date and she'll be like, yeah, I believe in God, but I don't go to church on Sundays. | |
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Believing in God, Not Religion
00:01:01
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| I'm drinking this vodka with you. | |
| I'm going to suck your dick in about two hours time and I'm going to heaven. | |
| No, you're not. | |
| You can't do that. | |
| You can't believe in God and ignore the books and ignore all the rules, but because you believe, think you're still gonna fucking go. | |
| That's all spirituality is. | |
| Spirituality, or I believe in something, is just the most lazy form of religion ever. | |
| I believe in God and I want to go to heaven. | |
| I don't want to listen to any of the rules. | |
| Put it together in a female sandwich and you have spirituality. | |
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