Now, as an atheist, I often have conversations with people about religion, and the most common reply I get when I ask them if they're religious or not, they say, yeah, I believe in God, but I don't go to church.
But I believe in something.
I said, okay, well, what does that mean?
They go, oh, well, I believe in something, you know, I believe in God, I believe in something, but I don't really go to church.
I'm more spiritual.
They say they're more spiritual than religious.
That's the usual cop-out.
I believe in God, but I don't go to church.
I wouldn't say I was religious, I was spiritual.
You know, we can't explain everything in the world with science, so there must be a God somewhere, but I don't really go to church.
Spirituality is just lazy religion.
The one more thing that confuses me about religious people is religious people are the biggest hypocrites on the fucking planet.
Because religious people don't read their own religious books.
Every Christian I've argued with, I start busting out quotes from the Bible.
And they go, that's not in the Bible.
I go, yeah it is.
Well, that's the Old Testament.
So?
It's in the Bible!
It's God's book!
God's book says kill everyone who ever worked on a Sunday.
God's book says kill gays.
You cannot be a Christian and ignore your own book.
You either have two choices.
You're either an absolute hypocrite...
By either pretending you're a Christian and ignoring your own book, or you're a fanatic psychopath.
There is no other way to be religious.
It makes me laugh when ISIS is around.
People say, oh, ISIS aren't real Muslims.
No!
ISIS are the real Muslims, because ISIS do exactly what the book says, which is kill everyone who's not a Muslim, and chop people's heads off, and set them on fire, and be fucking raging lunatics.
But all the other Muslims go, they're not real Muslims, because I'm a Muslim, because I read the book, and ignore those parts.
Well then you're not fucking Muslim, because you're ignoring the fucking book!
It's crazy.
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Christians are exactly the same.
Every Christian I meet, I say, when you walk into a store on a Sunday and someone is working on God's day, they should be put to death.
Do you murder them?
Well, no.
Well then, do you believe that people who are working in an ice cream stand on a Sunday afternoon should be shot in the head?
Well, you're not a fucking Christian, are you, you moron?
So all the Christians don't believe in their own book anyway.
That's the thing that's so fucking crazy.
So religious people are hypocrites or psychopaths.
That's the only two choices.
There is no other option.
The other people who go, well, I believe in God.
So when I say that to a lot of people, this is when they think they're being smart.
They go, yeah, I agree with you.
That's why I don't go to church.
I don't really believe in the Bible, but I do believe in God.
That's people's cop-out.
Then they think they're being smart and I have nothing to say to them.
I have something to say to you too, motherfuckers.
You can't try and pull that one with me.
When you say, well, I'm spiritual, but I'm not religious.
Cause you're right.
The Bible has lots of contradictions and church just steal to make money.
So you know what?
I believe in God, but I don't really believe in organized religion.
Believing in God, but not believing in religion, basically considering yourself spiritual as opposed to religious, is just lazy religion.
Religious people are either hypocrites or psychopaths, but spiritual people are just lazy religious people.
I believe in God and I'm going to go to heaven, but I don't read the book and I don't go to church and I don't follow the rules of the religion.
That's what spirituality means.
I'll get a girl on a date and she'll be like, yeah, I believe in God, but I don't go to church on Sundays.
I'm drinking this vodka with you.
I'm going to suck your dick in about two hours time and I'm going to heaven.
No, you're not.
You can't do that.
You can't believe in God and ignore the books and ignore all the rules, but because you believe, think you're still gonna fucking go.
That's all spirituality is.
Spirituality, or I believe in something, is just the most lazy form of religion ever.
I believe in God and I want to go to heaven.
I don't want to listen to any of the rules.
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