July 2, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
02:26
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| Anyone who tries to pretend cats are as good as dogs is a moron. | |
| By default. | |
| Dogs are useful. | |
| Dogs can do things. | |
| You can have a police dog, an attack dog, a guide dog, a guard dog. | |
| Dogs rescue bodies from rubble after earthquakes. | |
| Dogs genuinely save and improve lives. | |
| Cats do nothing but wait for you to feed them. | |
| I'm tired of there's always some bimbo bitch who's like, my cat, I love my cat, and I say your cat's shit compared to my dogs. | |
| And she sits there and goes, no, my cat loves me. | |
| Your cat doesn't fucking love you. | |
| A dog, you know it loves you. | |
| It literally stares at you as you walk through the room. | |
| It gets happy. | |
| You can walk in and out of a room and watch the dog go from ecstatic to depressed purely based on your presence. | |
| A cat doesn't give a shit. | |
| A cat just leaves the house out the window and comes back when it's hungry, lets you stroke it a little bit, and then fucks off again. | |
| Cats can't even do tricks. | |
| Cats are shit. | |
| You must be a moron as a person to sit there and pretend that cats are equal to dogs In any way, shape or form, if you were stuck in the fucking wilderness and you were going to die and a bear came up to you and was about to rip your head off, your dog would die trying to protect you. | |
| Your cat wouldn't do anything. | |
| Your cat would look at you and say, where's my food? | |
| Oh, you have no food? | |
| Oh, fuck it. | |
| I'm out of here. | |
| And just piss off up a tree. | |
| Cats are useless. | |
| And it's amazing to me that people even try and put them in the same category. | |
| Cats and dogs shouldn't be put in the same category. | |
| Dogs are better than people. | |
| Dogs are the number one category. | |
| Dogs are above even humans. | |
| Then come humans, then come nearly every other animal, then shitty cats. | |
| I would happily eat a cat and I would never eat a dog. | |
| So anyone out there sits there and goes, oh my cat loves me. | |
| Your cat doesn't fucking love you. | |
| Fuck your cat. | |
| And you better hope I never find it because it's gonna be barbecue cat. | |
| In fact, let me tell you a story. | |
| I'm going off subject here. | |
| One of the only times I saw my dad ever get arrested was at a barbecue. | |
| Some woman was walking down the street. | |
| It's hard to explain where we lived in Elkhart, Indiana, but we were living there and all the back gardens were open. | |
| This woman was walking along and she goes, and we were having a barbecue and she goes, have you seen my cat? | |
| And my dad said, would you recognize it barbecued? | |
| And the horror on her face. | |
| Anyway, she walked off, she called the police, the police officers came. | |
| My dad got in an argument with the police officers because he was drunk and he got arrested. | |
| Only a cat owning bitch would complain to the police about a fucking joke. | |
| Fine, you're upset you lost your cat. | |
| Fair enough. | |
| Yeah, the joke may have been a little bit, you know, risque. | |
| Who calls the police on a fucking joke? | |
| Cat owners. | |
| Cat owners are liberals. | |
| Cat owners believe in hate speech. | |
| Cat owners are Democrats. | |
| Cat owners are dickheads. |
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