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When The World Became A Cuckloser
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| I was trying to work out when the whole world came so cuck, when everyone became such a fucking loser, and I think I worked it out. | |
| Because if you look at history, it's like you go back in time, World War II, everyone was a G, in the 50s there was the Korean War, then we had the Vietnam War, and there was like, men were men, and all this shit, and then, all of a sudden, everyone around you's a loser. | |
| I don't know if it was Twitter, which just points out these losers, and these losers aren't actually, in fact, no, I'm not gonna say I don't know, because I do know. | |
| Losers aren't actually as apparent in real life as they are online. | |
| Like, if you go up to 25 people on the street and ask them, like, are men men and women women, 24 are going to go, well, of course. | |
| But on Twitter, half of them are saying, no, we're all gender fluid, non-binary. | |
| Twitter's retard land. | |
| But, anyway, still, to continue my video, I've concluded the exact moment when the Western generation got fucked up, and I know whose fault it is. | |
| And it's the fault of friends. | |
| I was just saying... Could you speak up, please? | |
| Sorry. | |
| I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my life. | |
| And then he said, you said you thought Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life. | |
| And I said, yeah, I liked her in Splash a lot, but not so much in Wall Street. | |
| I thought she had kind of a hard quality in that. | |
| And while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. | |
| Then that's when he started yelling. | |
| The fucking TV show has ruined the world. | |
| And it's ruined the world because what it's done is, it was so fucking insanely popular and everyone watched it. | |
| And all it did was portray men as women. | |
| There was a big group of friends and the men were sarcastic, crybaby, cocky, pathetic, fucking emotionally incontinent as the females were. | |
| And there was not a single manly attribute about any of the men in Friends. | |
| All about myself Don't live All about myself There was a whole bunch of women in Friends, and people were watching male characters play females. | |
| That was probably the first time it happened so overtly. | |
| Nowadays in every single sitcom there's a gay guy, there's like 15 transsexuals, every dude's a homo, whatever. | |
| But back then, all the other sitcoms, like Frasier was a G. | |
| Frasier is a sensitive and trusting man. | |
| Day after day, miserable people coming into your office and pouring out their litany of depression and anxiety. | |
| You make me sick! | |
| The only way my situation could be any worse is if I actually listen to them. | |
| I think you'll find that once you've been a patient of mine, I'm always there when you... Oh, great! | |
| I'll bet this is important. | |
| Whatever, Seinfeld, he was a G. Then Friends comes along, and all the dudes are basically chicks. | |
| That was the beginning of the end for Western Civilization. | |
| Friends did it. | |
| Ross is a little pussy. | |
| Joey, like, oh, he's the funny one. | |
| He's a pussy too. | |
| Chandler's a pussy. | |
| They're all pussies through and through. | |
| And they all just run around crying, giving each other high fives. | |
| You really gotta hold on me, you really gotta hold on me, you really gotta hold on me, baby. I love you and all I want you to do is just hold me, squeeze, hold me, hold me. | |
| Hey, do we do this too much? | |
| I think so. | |
| Yeah, get off me. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Pretending to be best mates with a bunch of hot chicks, when in reality, here's how it would really go down. | |
| If Friends was real, the dudes living next to the chicks would try on with the chicks. | |
| They'd either fuck the chicks and continue to fuck the chicks, or not fuck the chicks and stop talking to the chicks. That's the end of Friends, episode one, season one. | |
| We should make our own fucking series. | |
| It takes friends. | |
| Me and my brother walk around. | |
| We see some hot girls. | |
| Come here, let's all be friends. | |
| Yeah, come to my apartment. | |
| Yeah, have some vodka. | |
| Yeah, I'm the fucking man. | |
| Yeah, world champion. | |
| Yeah, the Lambo's mine. | |
| Yeah, suck this. | |
| Oh no, you don't want to? | |
| Okay, bye, leave. | |