The Rizzler is a social media personality, entertainer, and child. He’s known for his viral videos featuring his “Rizz” face, and appearances alongside “the Costco Guys”.
The Rizzler joins Theo to talk about what his life is like now after becoming one of the most famous people on earth, how he spends his time with his family in New Jersey, and plans to dip into the world of acting (and wrestling).
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Today's guest is a young king.
Young king.
He's a creator.
He's an actor.
He's a Renaissance man.
He can kind of dance a little bit.
You've seen him pretty much everywhere.
He's been on a legendary run.
Some people say he's only six years old.
Some people say he's seven million years old.
We'll see what we can find out.
This kid's got it all.
Today's guest out of the Northeast is the Rizzler.
I love this.
I love this.
Alright, fellas, if you need us, don't need us, you feel me?
Dude, I freaking hate it.
I'll tell you this straight up, dude.
Like, what I hate is when, like, if I'm doing something at home and my mom needs me.
I was in a match of Fortnite.
I was the top three.
I was the third person left.
And then guess what?
My mom calls me down, right?
She'll go clean the dishes, right?
And guess what?
Out of nowhere she distracted me.
I got a headshot by a sniper.
And did she take any responsibility for it?
No.
What?
And then I went downstairs and she was cleaning the dishes already.
So she didn't even need your help?
No.
Ugh.
Why do they choose to operate like that?
She's like, oh, I always have to do everything in this house.
house oh yeah i just took a freaking slug to the head you know you just got domed out over there like god oh but that's the worst dude my mom will be like and you're just like so furious yeah and you can't pause a you can't just pause your can you pause your guy if you're like you can't so what do you tell the other guys well well actually if you have a mic you're like Like,
if you're only allowed to, like, talk to people if you have a mic.
Okay.
Like, basically, like, got it.
I have, like, the exact same mic at my house.
Okay.
Yeah, in my room.
So when you're playing Fortnite you can just use your mic, you tell the guys.
But what do you tell them if your mom's calling?
Like, do you like?
Well, usually in the match, you're not allowed, only the people that are on your team.
Because like, there's a friends list of people you can invite to your party.
Uh huh.
And whoever's on your team to help you kill the other people.
Like, there's squads, solos, duos, trios.
Got it.
And but what do you, like, if your mom's yelling on me, what do you do when you get down there?
Do you express frustration?
Do you tell her, hey?
Or do you just, you gotta listen to mom?
I, like, I listened, but like, I'm like, after this match.
Right.
After this match, after this, after that.
It never ends though, you know?
Mm.
Life, huh?
Dude, my freaking mom.
One time we had to help her paint her car or whatever, because she got she like, I'm not gonna say she she did like a cr, not a crime or whatever, but anyway, we had help her paint her car.
And we didn't know how to paint.
We didn't know.
We were like children.
You know?
Really?
Yeah.
So, but she's okay.
She's doing fine now.
But, um, dude, I saw Superman yesterday.
You saw the movie?
Yeah.
Oh, I wanna see it so bad.
You do?
Do you?
Yeah.
It's 3D.
It is?
Yeah, have you seen a 3D movie before?
I have.
I've seen like at least four or five 3D movies.
And would you think when you see them, what do you think?
Do you think it's worth it?
Do you think it's whatever?
Would you think it's worth it?
Yeah.
I've seen Inside Out 3D.
I've seen Avatar.
I've seen Lion King.
That was 3D.
Well, I'm gonna see Superman, so that's gonna be 3D.
And then, and then we'll see the other one.
But I don't know, I can't tell if I mind it or, because when it's 3D, really, if you take the glasses off and you look at the screen it's just like blurry yeah but you can like still see the movie yeah yeah yeah but yeah yeah yeah you're right you're right uh yeah but i don't know i i don't want to tell you what happens but it was a it was pretty cool i guess there's like a i mean it was good i mean you get all the flying scenes you know where he just like flying i really want to see fantastic four oh i
haven't seen a lot of these superhero movies yeah i saw thunderbolts that was really good bring up a picture of thunderbolts let me get a gander at this i'm not even familiar with it it's a new marvel movie what do you recommend when it comes down to it?
Oh, this is it right here?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's basically the new Avengers because all the Avengers basically died.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, this looks like Avengers, like Narcan version kind of.
And you see that girl in the middle?
Yeah.
That is Black Widow.
That's her sister.
Oh, really?
Yeah, this definitely seems like people that have been in treatment or whatever, but now they have more power.
Yeah.
Man, when it comes down to you for DC or Marvel, where do you go, man?
Where do your loyalties lie?
And it's okay.
Marvel.
But if I want to see like a calm superhero movie, I'll go DC.
If I want to see a action-packed superhero movie, I'll go Marvel.
Marvel is usually more action.
Right.
Yeah, I mean, Superman was super, it was like just crazy.
Can we have a couple minutes without action?
I can't even eat my popcorn kind of thing.
And also, I heard a Leelo and Stitch.
There's literally, it's 3D.
And when something shakes in the movie, you shake.
Oh, I like that.
And when you go when something someone goes in the water, you get sprayed by water.
I want that.
I would love that.
Just to have like some like, you know, have something happen in the movie and then you get to feel it right there.
That's pretty cool.
It reminds me like whenever I went to Disney World.
Have you been there?
No.
What?
Sorry.
I thought you'd have been.
No.
It's fine.
And look, and look, and I don't Yeah, it's not everybody's been.
I shouldn't act like everybody's been.
Have you discussed it at all with your folks?
Um, well, um, I mean, would I go to Disney World?
Like, if I go there?, I'm probably gonna get swarmed by people, but oh yeah.
You know, I'm kinda used to it.
Might have to wear a mask, huh?
Yeah.
Or like a beard or something like that.
Yeah.
You know?
What was there a picture the other day I saw of you in a There you are right there.
Yeah.
The freaking who is that?
DJ Khaled?
Oh, DJ Khaled, baby.
The Rizzler and the Palestizler right there, dude.
That's awesome.
Now, bro, if you wore that, you think anybody's, nobody's clocking you on that.
Not a chance.
You'd be like, oh, look, that's a 38-year-old guy from outside of Trenton who's doing his best.
Obviously his wifefe left him you know and he's yeah he's got some glandular issues that's all they would think is that he's just you know it's kind of like a yeah a guy doing his best his shoes are actually kind of fine i agree a hundred percent yeah and they match well very stylish too he almost looks a little bit like adam sandler disguised doesn't he in this picture thank you he looks like adam sandler disguised his dj cow yeah Thank you, dude.
That's the kind of, I've been saying that kind of stuff.
What else?
Dude, you know, I saw you at that restaurant one time at Craig's.
You remember that?
Oh, yeah.
That was the first time I met you.
Yeah.
you yeah right right there yeah good memory dude and you were up i'm not gonna i'm not trying to rat you out or whatever but you were up at i mean you were it's like 10 pm yeah well now my bedtime is one o'clock in the morning so what what are you a union worker what are you talking what god and i'll be i mean i saw you i didn't i don't know I saw you at the restaurant and you were drinking soda past 10 p.m.
Yeah.
That's why I went to bed at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
They do have very strong soda over there.
I mean, they had strong soda, dude.
Yeah, you didn't blink for like 11 minutes I was talking.
Yeah.
But that's what it is, right?
So the bedtime's been fluctuating a little bit, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And do you choose the bedtime or do your parents choose it?
What's it like?
Well, really?
I choose my bedtime, but like...
Because like usually I have to go to bed.
I have to go to I can't like not go to bed without watching something at all.
For sure.
Yeah.
But if I'm like super tired, I just like go on my bed and I close my eyes.
And then?
And that just falls asleep.
Yeah, like that.
Now, if your parents try to say you need to go to bed now, do you stand on resistance?
What do you do with them?
I go to bed.
Yeah.
Yeah, respectfully.
But if I wake up in the middle of the night and I can't go back to bed, I go play Fortnite.
So hey.
Yeah.
Tomata, tomato.
One time I played Fortnite for until, I forgot when was it, but it was Saturday till 1 o'clock in the morning.
So basically all day.
Oh my God.
And do you take any breaks or whatever?
Even urinate?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't want you sitting there in a diaper or something playing.
You know what I'm saying?
Because, you know.
You got some of these crazy people.
Show me some of those kids in Asia and they're playing.
They won't even.
They're wearing diapers so they don't have to get up and leave the console.
It's crazy.
It's a lot.
I can't play a batch by myself in Fortnite.
You can't?
Yeah, I can't.
Yeah.
It's too hard.
It's too hard.
But at least you know your limitations, right?
That's very important, dude.
Let's get into a little bit of your history and your lore and your origin story, if you don't mind.
Where did the Rizzler begin?
How did it start?
Well, so I came home one day, right?
And I told my dad, dad, I want to make a video.
So then.
I made a video and then I said, This is how to do the face of a Rizzler.
And I did this.
And yeah, and then that's it.
And now what did dad do after you?
said that?
Because one thing I do notice that's very, I think is really special about you and your father as a viewer and as a fan is you guys seem to have a really good relationship.
You know, you could tell he's very supportive.
He loves his son, right?
He thinks his son is awesome.
and i think that that's really cool to see in the world you know but now when you ask him to record that video is he right there is he telling you to do different edits or he kind of did you guys was it one shot one kill it was done well yeah yeah so you guys just got it done yeah wow but uh like say he wanted to do a video and i was like i'm kind of tired right now i don't really want to do the videos like we don'tt have to, but like, sometimes, like, you gotta do it.
Yeah.
Because you just feel it inside you, you gotta do it, or you feel like the fans want it, or you just think you have a good idea.
Like, when, when, when, when are the times you feel like you gotta do one?
Um, I gotta do a video, like, if I, I gotta do a video, like, if I'm at a cool event.
Yeah.
Or like, if I meet, like, someone famous.
Yeah.
Do something cool, memorialize it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like that.
I've seen some of the great videos you have with your bicycling tricks, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, BMXX?
Yeah, right there.
And this is great right here.
That's my beautiful bike right there.
Oh, that thing's nice.
Who got you that?
I got it at Walmart with my grandma and grandpa.
Oh, that's nice.
Are they good people?
Yeah.
Nice.
What's your grandfather's name, do you know?
Joe.
Yeah.
Grandpa Joe, I love it.
Yeah.
The first trick I'm going to do is the no handle.
That helmet I also got at Walmart.
Oh, I can tell that.
It's supposed to be a dirt bike helmet, but...
Yeah, he switched it up, boy.
The fully clover.
Oh my god.
That's just for St. Patty's day, that one, brother.
That's only for St. Patty's.
Now, do you have any new bike tricks up your sleeve that you think we'll see any more?
So I've been practicing a new bike move.
It's kind of easy now.
It's like you ride the bike, you go really fast, and then you slowly let go.
You have to keep your balance.
Both hands?
Yeah, both hands.
And what?
That's it?
Yeah.
Wait, that's it.
But if I feel like I'm starting to fall, I grab back on it.
Yeah, respect.
Nice.
So do you think we'll see that maybe this this summer, into the summer sometime?
Yeah.
You haven't released that one yet?
No, I haven't.
Okay, got it.
Where do you hail from?
Where did you actually begin, like in birth and stuff?
I don't know.
But like, are you from a certain town or city?
Oh, oh, okay.
So actually, I'm from Staten Island.
Oh, really?
No, I moved to New Jersey, right?
And then now I go everywhere.
Yeah.
I like it.
Do you feel a responsibility?
I think a lot of people saw you in that original Black Panther video, right?
And people saw you just kind of take on this responsibility to want to be somebody who fights for the people.
Yeah.
Is that how you feel in your heart, you think?
Uh-huh.
Like, do you think you could actually battle some of the crime bosses that are actually out there, some of the corrupt politicians, that sort of guys?
I think so, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm pretty strong.
Yeah.
Dang, bro.
You've been growing, huh?
Mm-hmm.
It's important.
And does your mother make you some nice dinner once in a while?
What does she like to make for you?
Well, usually I. eat this like it's like TV dinner.
It's really good for you.
It's called Factor.
Oh yeah, Factor meat.
It's so good.
Yeah.
And very healthy.
They are good.
We've done advertisements for them over the years.
Some of my friends eat those.
Oh no.
Yeah, I like it because it's just like it's a right amount of food.
Bam.
You're done.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like they had, I think they used to have like a chicken cordon bleu or something that I would have sometimes.
They give us like 160 of them.
Oh, Lord.
My whole freezer is full with them.
Oh.
So yeah, everybody's getting one.
You get a factor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you have chores at home?
Yeah.
Okay.
What are some..
of those consisting of?
So, like, I clean my room sometimes and I do the dishes once a week.
Okay, so once a week you have to do the dishes.
Well, really, after I eat I have to do the dishes.
Okay, so after you eat you have to do the dishes and also I only do the dishes when my mom cooks okay or my dad or your dad cooks yeah that's the only time when I do the dishes why is that um because uh I don't know, I like doing the dishes.
Yeah, you want to help out?
Yeah.
Yeah, I like that.
It makes it a family affair, huh?
And does your grandmother ever cook anything for you?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
She makes the best chicken cookie.
God.
God, I want to meet her.
I love, yeah.
Why are they so good at that kind of stuff?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What is it?
And my other grandma?
Yeah.
She makes the best meatloaf.
Oh.
God.
Put me in it.
Sometimes that meatloaf, I just want to put my hands in it.
It looks so good.
I love it.
I love meatloaf.
Look at that.
Oh.
My God.
Stop making me drool, huh?
I know.
Come on.
Hey guys, huh?
These guys have no respect, you know.
There's a meatloaf that looks like a mouse.
Yeah, they okay.
That's mouse loaf loaf, dude.
That's rat loaf.
I'd have a little.
Yeah.
You know, I probably wouldn't have a lot.
I would start at the back, probably.
And also, when I went on the plane today to come here.
Yeah.
I went on first class, right?
Right?
And I had the best, like, food on the plane.
It was like, uh, I forgot what it's called, but it was like, uh, something with chicken.
Uh, what did it look like?
It was like, it was kind of like a, that.
That's what I had.
I know what that is, dude.
It's just like Staten Island in the sky.
Remember, this is on the plate.
Yeah.
That's like the best meal you can get on the plate.
Oh, I can't even believe it.
I mean, the fact, yeah, some people aren't even getting this on the ground and the fact that you guys got that up there that's very nice god those things are so good i hope they give them a name one day because otherwise we just have to keep describing them to each other um oh yeah they're good um you have a brother too right is that right yeah baby was how do you keep the fame off of him how do you keep the haters off of him um you got to protect him oh there he is He's
a cute guy.
How old is he?
He's four right now.
Okay.
And he'll be five in September.
So he's still figuring it out, huh?
He doesn't have a lot of life experience right now.
But he'll get there.
And a couple days ago, he just started building LEGOs.
No.
He built a whole LEGO set by himself, a Minecraft one.
Really?
It was like a small one.
It was like, it was actually, it was like decent size.
like this big and it had two cows and like a minecraft waterfall with um Wow.
He must have been pretty proud of himself, huh?
And can he eat whole food and everything?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's great.
But how do you keep like, because I I'm sure a lot of people press you sometimes, how do you protect him from the fame?
Um, I don't know.
Just take care of him, huh?
Yeah.
I love that dude, that's awesome.
Oh, is that what you made?
No, it was like, um, yeah.
I don't know, it wasn't like sheep, it was, um, it was like a, it was like a, kind of like a llama, and his back was all grass.
Right?
And it was with a guy with a pickaxe and a zombie, and it was like trees, blossoming trees.
Blossom Trees.
It sounds like a new political party, really, to be honest with you.
It sounds pretty intense.
Well, yeah, what kind of animals do you have at the house?
You guys holding it over there?
No, but we might get a dog.
Have you guys had the conversation about it?
Who brought up the conversation?
My mom.
She did, so she's interested in one.
And would you get to pick it out or she gets to pick it out?
Have you talked about that?
Well, I don't really know what dog to get, so she'll figure it out.
You think whatever kind of dog you get, you'll love it?
Yeah.
Okay.
You get to name it?
But I want it to be a small dog.
Why?
I don't know.
I like small dogs.
Yeah, it's nice.
They can jump on your bed and stuff.
You know, I like that too.
Big dogs, sometimes they just, they get so, they move around and it gets crazy, knock everything over.
Yeah.
You know, you're sitting there, you're having a little TV dinner, they nod.
You're like, gee, that's creepy, you know.
I'm trying to freaking finish my programs.
It's a lot.
You got the fourth grade coming up, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Okay.
How are you feeling about it?
Good.
I love that kid so bad.
You do?
You answer this next question.
I'll let you blow it out.
Okay.
What's one of your biggest fears about the fourth grade coming up?
Something that you might that's, you know, got you maybe a little bit nervous?
Oh, no.
I'm not very nervous.
Really?
Yeah.
All right, deal.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you gotta get on top of that bad boy.
There we go.
Yeah.
Look at that smoke.
Oh, yeah.
Tell me about it, brother.
Hit some over here.
I'm going to call my sponsor, brother.
Good.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about, brother.
God, I'll freaking light up a whole freaking couple pounds of that.
Now it smells even better.
It does, doesn't it?
I love that.
It's like a bird, it's like when you get a birthday cake and get to blow it out.
Yeah.
That's the best, man.
I'd love for you to check out my interview with Hank Hill.
Yeah, that's right, in studio.
And you can also watch the new season of King of the Hill streaming now on Hulu.
And that's the difference between a hex socket and a pass-through socket.
Anyway, just let me know when the interview's starting.
Oh, we've been rolling.
Oh, well, then I should probably clarify that point I made earlier about inconsistent torque ratings.
No, I think we're good on that topic, brother.
Thanks for sitting down with me, Hank.
Well, thank you too, Theo.
This is my first time being on a podcast.
Oh yeah, do you listen to any podcasts?
Just one, the Propane Resource Council podcast hosted by Chet Murray.
I'm not familiar with that one.
Oh, well, Chet's a real character, I tell you what.
Okay.
So you used to sell propane.
Propane and propane access considered a upper echelon gas?
Yes.
Some people say it's just zesty diesel, you know, so how high can it get you?
The only recreational use for propane is for family activities such as frying up a turkey on Thanksgiving.
You know, I grew up in Louisiana, Hank, so me and my cousin Boogie, we used to ride our bikes behind the city mosquito sprayers and catch a buzz off those fumes, Daddy, you feel me?
No.
Anyway, you said you're from Louisiana?
My neighbor Bill is from Louisiana.
Did you ever run across any of the dough trees?
Yes, I did.
A guy named Gilbert Dotreve.
That's Bill's cousin.
Uh uh.
Search up a Gilbert Dotreve, Gilbert.
Hey, there's Bill.
Yeah, oh, we used to give each other haircuts on his front porch.
So my son Bobby gave me this ad for his restaurant.
I promised him I'd read it.
Okay, okay.
Guests don't usually bring their own ad reads.
Robota Chain is Dallas's only German Japanese fusion restaurant where East meets worst, as in Bratwurst.
I think he wrote this himself.
Oh, uh, that's my wife Peggy.
She's reminding me to talk about her.
Yeah, whatever, man, we got three hours.
Oh, we do?
Well then, you see the pass-through socket is best used in those type of situations I was talking about earlier where a hex socket is impractical.
What a but you know in fourth grade, you know what they do have?
They have Oh, you know what they also have?
More drama.
Oh, it's true, huh?
I mean, yeah, like people were just talking more noise you think yeah a lot of gossip yeah rumors and they have um you have to add and subtract fractions can you already do it yeah no way how they taught you that well add and subtract fractions i don't know how to do that but i know how to do fractions oh yeah all right you're probably halfway to add in Yeah,
I mean, what's some of the freaking noise that could come in here in the fourth grade?
What's some stuff that, you know, you think there's gangs or whatever?
Probably.
I know.
And are you looking forward to seeing some of your friends again or no?
Well, yeah, I know everyone in the third grade, so I don't really care who I get in my class.
Were you going to a new school or just the same school?
Okay.
So you'll know everybody in there, huh?
It'd be a little bit different though.
People would be taller, different.
True.
Is it hard for you to like, do they want you to be the Rizzler at school?
What do they want at school?
Is there a lot of pressure or anything?
What does that feel like?
Well, the first year was kind of crazy, but now it's not.
Because like I took pictures with everyone in the school, you know.
Yeah, like it's done.
I'm like that.
You are?
I'm like that.
Respect.
Even the security guards, everybody?
Mm-hmm.
Cafeteria people?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
You got to show them love.
I respect that, man.
Do you all have school lunch at school?
Yeah.
That's nice.
But in my other school, guess what?
We got to pick what we wanted for lunch.
What?
You know, on Friday, we had McDonald's.
Who even let it happen?
I don't know.
Oh, that was under Biden, I think.
crazy what is in my po there's gloves in my pocket are there really Let me see him.
Are you a crime?
What is he's for crime or whatever?
I guess so.
You guess so?
I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
I guess I'm a detective.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a detective now, huh?
Let me check this for fingerprints, eh?
Yeah, I like that, huh?
BLM, homie.
This is dope.
I like that.
Yeah.
Dude, what if you do the darker is?
Fingerprint?
No.
Whose is that?
An elf?
I don't know.
Yeah, I look like an elf.
Yeah, probably just some local scoundrel.
Dude, you ever do this in a glove?
What's that like?
Ooh, that's really interesting.
They smell pretty good.
Yeah.
What's one of your favorite smells, you think?
Sharpies.
Brother.
Let's light that candle again.
Why are why do they smell so good?
Or the smelly sharpers?
Sharpies?
They just want me to eat them, bro.
Oh, they're good?
They just want me to eat them.
Oh, pull one up, the smelly shararpies?
Yeah, the smelly's.
Type shit, man.
Pull one up right now.
God, I didn't even see those.
Oh, those?
Oh, those.
Ugh.
And then, you won't believe this.
There is a hamburger and french fry eraser that smells like McDonald's.
They want me to eat erasers.
They want me to eat rubber.
Yeah, bro.
I'm telling you, man.
That's why.
They want me to eat stuff that says do not consume.
Yeah, they do, brother.
Dude, that's the system working against us, man.
Like on this water, like say it's like oil and it looks like Coca-CCola says, Do not consume in very big letters.
No, I want to consume it.
Yeah.
It's almost like they're just challenging you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, oh, you don't think the Rizzler can digest this?
Yeah.
That dude will freaking refine a barrel of crude in two swallows, brother.
He gets it done, man.
Do you ever have to have security at school?
Do you have any issues there?
No.
It's all chill.
Yeah.
Do you have recess?
Yeah.
Da-da-da.
Wait, you hear that?
Wait.
Yeah.
Damn, that was impressive.
Thanks, brother.
You know what I do with these gloves to make them more cool?
What?
I bite the tips off to make them look, oh my gosh.
That's impressive.
That is definitely.
That's Howie Mandeli's a famous comedian, he does it.
Play it for him if you've never seen Howie Mandel, one of the greats.
I used to work with him.
Yeah.
Listen to this.
All right.
Before I start, before I start, shit, I did.
I did.
Okay.
No, no.
Come on.
Wait.
All right.
I'm gonna.
Okay.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
All right.
I'm gonna.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Listen.
All right.
Before I start.
He had a joke where he would do that a lot.
He was really dialed in with it.
But yeah, these are...
Let's see if we can find it.
We might be able to find it.
Do you have like a finishing move or whatever when it comes to defeating enemies?
Yeah, I have a finishing move.
So it's I fly up.
Right?
Yeah.
I come back down.
I spin around.
I turn into flames and I hit them.
I go right into them.
And also, and also, someone's trying to come at me.
Boom, invisible bubble.
Oh, wow.
So you have a defense and you have an offense?
Yeah.
Gosh.
And also, I have guns.
Of course.
I mean, yeah, you're in Jersey.
And claws.
And claws, yeah, for sure, yeah.
Oh, definitely.
Because your wife wants her back scratched all the time, that's the problem.
You know, but that's life.
Here we go, right here, one more time.
Howie Mandel.
I got another one.
Okay, is it over your nose?
Yes, it is.
Okay, now hold the rim tight so air doesn't get out.
And blow out your nose.
Do you have a cold?
No.
Okay, good.
How am I doing?
it?
I can't see you.
Holly, thank you.
Really?
This is great.
You know, my daughters, thank you too, man.
This is great.
Yeah, and this, that's all you had to do to get a nursing degree back in the day.
It looks like it hurts.
It does, I know.
Yeah.
It's brave.
Some of these guys do brave stuff.
I'll try it.
How did you meet AJ and BJ, man?
How did you meet those guys?
Did you just meet them at a Costco or something?
So I met them at American Dream Mall.
An American Dream Mall?
Yeah.
And what, you were just wandering around?
They were wandering around?
No.
They messaged us and they were like, yo, we shouldn't meet meet at American Dream Hall.
We just met.
You guys aren't related though.
There's rumors out there that you guys are related.
Is that true?
No.
We're not related.
Nothing.
I wish, but we're not.
Oh, that's nice of you.
But you still able to spend time together, huh?
Yeah.
And what is something that AJ likes to do or BJ likes to do that people don't know?
Um, open cards, like Pokemon cards.
Yeah.
No one could do that.
Oh, really?
How much is a pack of Pokemon cards?
Well, a pack is five dollars.
Oh.
And you can you what's like the best thing you could pull out of one?
A full art.
A full art?
And the top card, which is the top card's usually at 300, 400.
400 dollars worth?
Yeah.
No way.
But there's not just one set.
There's like a bunch of sets.
Okay.
Like that's a top card and that goes I know how much that goes for.
That's like, oh wait.
Might not be a real one.
That goes, no, that is, I think.
Oh, go, it goes for like 600 dollars.
Oh, wow.
Gosh.
That golden Youtube, I have it.
I think.
No, no, not that Youtube.
But Youtube?
Yeah, yeah, you see that one?
I have that one, but instead of it being like pink, I have it being blue and it's all gold.
Beautiful.
So it's basically the better version of this one.
And how often are you able to buy packs?
Do you have an allowance?
What do you have?
Well, really, when I go see AJ and Big Justice, like, I usually open cards with them.
Okay, so they got cards.
They like doing it.
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
And later, I'm going to this place.
It's five minutes away from my hotel.
It's, um, I forgot what it's called.
Um, oh, LA Sports Cards.
It's like, we've been there before.
Sports Cards.
AJ and Big Justice and me, we've been there.
And it's actually really cool.
I pulled a $300 card there.
This is it.
Oh, wow.
LA Sports Cards.
Literally five minutes away from my hotel.
Oh, that's great.
They have UFC cards too.
They have all kinds.
I like UFC.
That's probably my favorite sport.
Have you ever seen any of it?
MMA?
Yeah.
Those guys are warriors, huh?
My best friend, his brother, his older brother, he does UFC.
No, uh.
Yeah.
What's his name?
His name's Riley.
Riley.
He does it in Jersey?
Oh, no, Staten Island.
Huh.
Wonder if I've ever seen him fight before.
What's his last name?
Well, he doesn't, I think he does UFC.
It's like, he does like fighting, but like, I'm not sure if it's on TV.
He's not, he's not like famous.
But he trains it.
Like, he's done it like two or three matches before.
Oh, wow, that's amazing though.
I think so, yeah.
Still to go fight is amazing.
Riley Hunt, is that his name?
Yes.
Oh, there he is right there, Riley Hunt.
Let's get a ganderack.
Wait, is that him?
No, that's not him.
No, no, that's a different picture of someone else.
Yeah, Riley Hunt.
Riley Hunt.
Flyweight right there.
That's nice.
Yeah, that's him.
That's him?
That's him.
Oh my freaking god, dude, look how much he can jump.
That's him.
What?
Yeah, I think that's him.
That's amazing.
Dude, you gotta go watch him fight sometimes.
I will, for sure.
He just won March 29.
Riley Hunt reacts after his KO against Tyler Taub last week at Warriors Cup 68.
That's awesome.
It's really good.
Dude, you gotta go, bro.
Let me know, dude.
I'll pull up to a fight.
I love going to the fights.
It's a lot of fun, man.
Well, usually the fights are like two or three minutes.
Yeah, they're pretty quick sometimes.
This one was like
I think so, yeah.
Yeah, I think I do too.
Damn, oh, that's Nick's right there.
Ooh, look at that fade.
You just got tightened up, huh?
Let's go, boy.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Heck, yeah, look at you out there, dude.
You look like Nate Robinson out there.
Oh, hit him with it, brother.
That's the four-pointer right there, brother.
Anything Riz possible.
I almost made that.
Yeah, you did.
I agree.
I agree.
I almost made that.
Anything Riz possible, dude.
When you sell the Pokemon cards, you flipping them or you keeping them?
What are you doing?
I keep them.
Yeah?
Big Justice likes to sell get in the business side.
I agree with him when he sells them.
You do?
So you support his business.
Yeah.
What's another business you think you could see you and your family starting one day?
Could it be a restaurant?
Could it be a shoe shop?
What's up?
I don't know.
Oh, and speaking of cards, there's a Pokemon pack that goes for $800.
Uh-uh.
And is it already?
Yeah, $800.
Is it already opened?
No, it's like sealed.
Sealed.
So you don't know what's in it?
It's from 1998.
You weren't even born then, were you?
Wow.
That's crazy, man.
Long time ago.
Long, long.
What did you notice over your life change?
What is something you've noticed over your, some things change over your life?
But, but it's fine.
Yeah.
I feel you, dude.
That's kind of how I feel about everything.
That's my number one answer most of the time.
It's like, I don't know, but I guess it's fine.
You know?
I think that's super important.
I know that AJ and BJ are known for the booms, right?
Yeah.
Are you allowed to boom at home?
Does your mom say, keep the boom in the car?
What's the rules over there?
Well, like when I'm home, I don't really do like the boom or like the wrist.
You said that at home.
Like that's work.
Yeah.
That's like when Superman puts his cape on.
Yeah.
But at home, you just Clark Kenton around.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like that.
But does your mom care if you boom at home or if you were?
Or does she like...
I mean, like...
I don't really, like...
I only do it from like doing a video or something like a cameo.
Yeah.
Really I do this.
That's it.
AJ and Big Justice do the booms.
They're booming all day.
What's the most booms you've ever seen them doing in one day probably?
What's the most booms you've ever seen uh well they only do five booms but have you ever seen them do even in one day oh one day they're probably if they're doing cameos 108 booms what did the police show up i don't know god it's a lot of booms it just seems like too many for a couple of guys but if anybody can pull it off they can Well,
I did I did um a thing with them where um so we did a hundred cameos in one day.
No, two days, two days.
Wow.
We ended at like 60 and then the next day we finished.
Did it feel like a lot?
Were you burnt out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How are you doing personally, man?
I know you got a lot going on in your life, right?
Like your life's kind of different than other young men's lives, you know?
You have a responsibility to, you know, the people of Gotham City, the people of the world, you know?
They expect when times are tough, they expect the Rizzler to show up and be there to support them, to show them love, and to be like a, you know, to be a beacon of hope in the world.
But what's that pressure like on you?
Like, are you handling it okay?
Do you have moments where you just have to go sit out on the porch and just like, not smoke or whatever, but sit there or whatever?
Yeah.
You ever take some time for yourself?
How do you handle that pressure?
I don't know.
Get a massage or something?
Yeah.
Can you get a massage?
Can people even legally massage a kid?
Actually, when I went to the justice house, he had a massage chair in his room.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what age he is, but that starts to happen.
I think he's 12.
Oh, he's, yeah.
12 or 13.
Yeah.
Oh, dang.
So what, people were just, and he gets massages to come?
Yeah, and then his friend, like his friend's dad.
Wait, I forgot what his friend's dad was.
Well, I forgot.
Yeah.
Are you allowed to stare over at your friend's houses or not?
Yeah.
Heck yeah, dude.
The whole weekend, I stayed at the justice house.
Oh, you did?
What's the latest y'all are allowed to stay up?
Well, really, we stay up until 1 o'clock in the morning.
1 o'clock.
And guess what?
One time, we were like, because like, we have a, we have a, And like he sleeps like this.
And then I sleep on the other side of the bed.
It's like a big bed.
Oh, wow.
That's nice dude.
Somebody has a big old bed.
Yeah.
God.
Does he have any pets or not?
Oh, no.
I used to have a fish, but...
Things happen, eh?
Yeah.
His name is Bluey.
I haven't seen him bring it up.
Flying fish.
New Jersey flying fish.
Yeah.
This could just be some guy's Who knows what we're going to see here?
That's what you had?
I think so.
Nice.
No, it was a smaller one.
It was like, um...
Where'd you get it?
Paco.
You ever been to a you ever been to the fair before?
Yeah.
I love the fair, do you?
Yeah.
I like the fair.
What are some of your favorite rides at the fair?
Um, my favorite rides are like, um, my favorite rides.
The ferris wheel.
Good.
I like, oh, I've been on a ride before.
My soul must leave my body.
It was a ride that goes like this.
It goes up.
This is the sky.
It goes right here.
No and then guess what?
It spins around like that.
Like your chair springs around like that.
Who let you on it?
Big Justice.
And the guy even said, just let you know, your soul is going to leave your body.
I thought I was going to sign a waiver for a second.
I was like, and Big Justice just getting you into that kind of stuff, huh?
God, they really do bring the boom, huh?
They're not lying.
Yeah.
Like, if I ask you this, be honest with me.
When AJ and Big Justice say they're bringing the boom, are they really or is it, is it, is it, Cap?
Oh, yeah., they're brilliant.
Respect.
Respect, man.
There's a couple of rumors that I've heard about you.
I'm going to rattle them off.
You tell me true or false, okay?
I heard that you have two cell phones.
I actually have three.
Well, my brother has two iPads and I have a phone.
And I have Nintendo Switch.
You have a scale?
What?
Good answer.
Good answer.
And I have a Nintendo Switch.
You have it?
i too what you just switch from one to the other yeah i got the switch it's like an all-white one and then i have um the switch two it's the new one it's actually pretty cool um another rumor that i've heard i read somewhere online uh and haters will say stuff you know but somebody said that you can't run that fast is that true or is that i can run fast yeah I think that's what we saw.
What did you see?
Right here.
Somebody said, I heard you can't even run that fast.
I can run fast.
So that's cap then.
then yeah gosh man i'm sorry people say that kind of stuff too yeah you could run from the law in this picture right here i'll tell you that you could run through prohibition right here with your father that's an awesome picture and where were you guys going um god look at you you look like uh you look like uh you look like rosie o'donnell in that picture i'm literally sitting on books oh you are like how many books they got you on Bro,
those feastables, the peanut butter ones?
No, there's peanut butter ones and chocolate ones.
But the peanut butter chocolate ones, how good are they?
I hate peanut butter, but peanut butter and chocolate.
just yeah it's like they knew each other yeah it's like it's like they're meant to be it really is it's the they're the romeo and juliet of our taste buds you know um another rumor i heard that you get unlimited screen time on the weekends yes weekdays too yeah oh my god Your mom's going to be mad that we told.
Sorry.
It is what it is, right?
Sometimes you're your own worst snitch, huh?
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Rumor or cap?
The MD Foodie Boys, you familiar with them?
No.
Bring them up.
Rumor is that they tried to invite you into their dining club.
These guys right here.
I think so, actually.
Rumor is that, yeah, because there's one of the kids was allergic to caramel or whatever, and that's how they blew up.
And, uh, or he'd never seen nougat or whatever or whatever.
And, um, or he'd never eaten like a polk rib or something.
And he just.
I remember he turned all red when they even told him about it but yeah somebody said they invited you to be in their gang I think so actually okay and is that something you think you would do or you're kind of you you like your turf you're on but you consider it respect I like that yeah people love these guys man they're out of Baltimore some survivors up there is what they and they're doing their best um oh have you been to any concerts um Well,
the last like concert thing I've been to is when I went to your comedy show.
That was the last concert I Was it real?
Yeah.
Thanks, dude.
That was nice even to come to.
Remember we brought you up on stage too.
Got you a little practice in front of the crowd.
Well, thanks for coming, man.
I gotta come to one of your events.
It's only fair, huh?
What's something you're doing?
Is there something you're throwing every year you're gonna start throwing maybe like a certain event?
Like maybe I want to do my own podcast.
Oh, you do?
A Rismas in July or something, Stand on Rismas.
It's you going and helping out like lemonade stands that are failing or different neighborhood businesses, you know?
I could see, because it seems like you really like to be helpful to people.
Is that true?
Yeah.
I think I can see that in your heart.
And so I think that would be neat if there was like a young, young person starting a business and you roll up and you add some ris to it.
You know, I have a hidden talent.
I can crack my jaw.
You can't?
Okay, I can kind of, I can crack it.
Try one more time.
I'm not sure if you can hear it, but like...
I can, I can almost hear it.
Oh, yeah.
Earlier, I cracked my neck.
It was like, yeah.
It feels good, huh?
My soul almost left my body.
Dude, come on.
You're out.
But dude, I don't like when people crack their fingers.
It creeps me out.
Yeah, when people crack their fingers, like, what are you doing?
Get some vitamins or whatever.
You're falling apart out here, and I got to listen to it.
When you look back on your life, what's maybe a choice you wish you'd have made differently when you look back on your life?
When I lost a Fortnite match.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Burned you, huh?
And like, I tried to do a strategy and then I tried to do that strategy and didn't work that happens a lot in life I think if you have a strategy for something it doesn't pan out you know um One day you got to get your mother probably a nice gift.
You know, once guys kind of make it in the industry, they got to get their mother something, you know?
Which something you think your mother would really like from you, you know?
A necklace.
I like that, huh?
What would it have on it or say on it or would it be maybe have something written on on it or something?
Uh.
Yeah.
Maybe it'd be like a diamond, like inside a ring.
Yeah.
Like, but like the ring is like around the diamond.
You know how?
It's not like there's a ring and then the diamond is outside of it.
It's a diamond and then the ring is like Saturn.
The ring is around the diamond.
Pretty cool.
It's a good idea.
I could see you doing jewelry.
Mm hmm.
You know?
Doing a jewelry shop maybe?
I like that.
If you had to sell one dessert for the rest of your life to people, what would it be, you think?
Trying to think what mine would be.
Brownies.
Come on.
My mom makes the best brownies.
God.
What does she put in them?
I don't know.
And what does she like to do?
Does she play cards or what does she do?
Come on.
What are we doing?
I know, huh?
I'm going to let you crack my neck in a second.
Those things look good.
What are some things you think?
Like you're an older brother.
I want to know a little bit before.
the fame, a couple questions.
Were you a Miss Rachel fan before the fame?
Do you remember her?
Oh my God, I hate Miss Rachel.
You know why?
Why?
Because, right, I was watching Netflix with Big Justice.
Yeah.
And then I sat on the remote by accident and Miss Rachel turned on and I was just like staring at her.
And then cousin Angelo came up behind me and said, You have a crush on Miss Rachel?
I'm like, No, I don't.
And then like.
So they were pressing you about her.
Yeah.
So that made you feel uncomfortable then a little bit.
Yeah, she seemed like a sweet lady.
Yeah.
But you weren't tapped in.
You weren't watching Miss Rachel videos and stuff before you blew up.
True.
You were not, right?
My baby cousin, he's like one year old.
He watches Miss Rachel.
Okay.
So some people are watching it in the neighborhood.
Okay.
Fair, fair.
You know what I like watching?
What?
Cocoa Melon.
What is it?
Cocoa Melon.
Oh, yeah.
It's kind of, it's just kind of passive watching, right?
Teasy.
Like, say, like, I watch a scary movie, like, in the middle of the night.
I'm like, oh, I turn off the, I turn off the TV, put on every light in my house.
Turn back on the TV, watch Cocoa Melon.
watch coco melon oh yeah dude oh you definitely you definitely a regular American right there and now a scary movie could just be the news even and people can't even handle it i heard they made a live action no uh who played coco melon oh i think it's right there that one that one yes i think it i think so i i well i heard a rumor that there was a live action one Huh.
That would be cool to go see.
Um, do you remember what your first word was?
Uh, Risley.
Gotta be.
Yeah, Rizzler.
Yeah.
That was my first word.
I mean, yeah, if anything else fell out of your mouth, people would be shocked, you know?
I know that you've been doing some acting recently.
You have a deal with Hardy's, right?
You were doing a commercial whenever I freaking saw you in Nashville.
Let's take a peek at it, can we?
Beautiful sunny day at the pool.
There was only one thing that could make the day better.
Now look at that there.
The Rizzler knew what he had to do.
Have you ever seen Sandlock?
Yeah.
This is where the birds to life come from.
Instead, I ate the birds.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Look at me.
I turn upside down.
Dang, where is it?
Oh.
Wow.
Nice execution, Rizz Dog.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This message is approved by the Rizzler.
Yeah, dude.
You did a good job, man.
Yeah.
Did you feel overwhelmed that day or did you feel like everything was kind of manageable?
It was actually pretty nice.
Really?
And it was, it kind of reminded me of my, uh, what's it called?
Booking dot com commercial.
Oh, so it's just reminding you of other acting you've done?
Yeah.
Do you feel like acting is something else you want to do in your life?
Yeah.
What makes you feel that, what gives you that calling kind of?
I'm just good at it.
Yeah.
If you weren't an actor, what would you be then, you think?
A comedian, because I'm funny.
Yeah.
Dude, that's cool, bro.
Well, I would only like to do shows, shows, like once a year.
year yeah yeah special event or like yeah yeah yeah or like once a month or something like that once a month is too crazy but like four times a year yeah four times a year at least at least wait wait when you do your comedy shows like when when is your favorite time to like do comedy shows probably in the evening for sure yeah If you do it too early,
I think a lot of it, but if you want people to come to the show, a lot of them are at work during the day.
So you have to wait till they get off work.
So usually they can get there by like seven.
See a show.
So that's pretty fun.
Like, do you do a lot of comedy shows?
Yeah.
I'll probably do maybe a hundred something a year.
So I've done a lot.
That's good.
That's good.
Thanks, man.
Yeah.
It's not, you know, I'm not where I want to be.
Yeah.
But it's like, you know, everybody is trying to put the pieces together.
When you see people that are struggling in comedy or struggling with something, what's some of your suggestion you give them?
Some advice you give them?
Um, I'd just say there is proof.
There is proof.
There is proof.
Yeah.
There is proof.
Oh, you're RIS approved.
Did you say RIS approved?
Yeah.
Well, then they would have no RIS because they're RIS proved.
I misheard you.
That's like having a bulletproof vest.
But it stops RIS.
Yeah.
You don't want that.
RIS approved.
That's like saying you have a bulletproof vest and then a knife can cut through it.
I know.
Sorry I even woke up today, you know?
But yeah, RIS proof is best.
Yeah.
All right.
RIS approved.
Sorry.
RIS approved.
RIS approved.
Yes.
Is this podcast RIS approved?, man?
Yes.
Respect.
100%.
Well, if I can help you on a podcast or something sometime, or if I can give you any thoughts or ideas or anything like that, happy to share them.
Who's somebody you would want to interview on your podcast, you think, if you started one?
This guy, his name is Ben Hasler.
He's a YouTuber.
Ben Hasler?
Ben Hasler?
Yeah.
I call him Ben Asler, but...
There he is.
Oh, he looks like a fun guy, huh?
Yeah.
I love his videos.
So fun.
Ben Hasler.
Thanks for putting me on, bro.
That looks good.
And Jeremy Hutchins is another guy, I guess.
Oh yeah, Jeremy Hutchins.
So that's one of his.
That's his Jeremy Hutchins is like, there's this thing, it's called the Amp Squad.
It's a bunch of it's like all their friends and they all do content.
Oh, best.
Sometimes together and sometimes not.
And do they play soccer too?
Yeah, yeah.
Look, that's the Amp Squad.
Dang.
Rizzo, you need your own freaking Amp Squad, dude.
Oh my gosh, you gotta get one of those people from all the other guys.
Yeah, I didn't know Bree was in the Amp Squad.
You think you were in the Amp Squad?
That means I'm in the Amp Squad because I met Bree.
Is that how you get in?
Yeah, the girl in the middle.
Oh, you're in.
Dude, call him, put, Tab, and send you a check.
Yeah.
Now, do you keep a piggy bank at home?
I know you've probably made a little bit of money over the years.
Would you save it up or what are you doing?
Um, well, I used to have this piggy bank.
It was Superman.
And you know where the Superman logo is?
Yeah.
Every time he would put a coin in the cape, it would play the soundtrack.
And then, you know what my cousin would do when he came over?
He kept putting coins in the thing all day, because he, you know, all night, because he slept over.
and I couldn't go to sleep.
Oh, just because he kept playing the soundtrack.
And the soundtrack is like two minutes.
Oh.
You're like, dude.
Yeah, things are super, but let's get a little shut-up.
You know?
Dude, sometimes cousins, that kind of stuff's just the worst, dude.
Yeah, I think, yeah, today is my cousin's birthday, actually.
Well, let's say happy birthday to him.
What's his name?
Julian.
Julian.
We want to let you know, man, happy birthday.
Yeah, happy birthday with the gloves.
Now I'm going to take them off because my hands are sweaty.
Yeah, my hands are sweaty too.
Look at my hand.
Let me see it.
It's glossy, look.
Look at the inside of this glove.
That thing's damp, huh?
Oh, Lord.
Oh, my God.
That thing is damp.
Look at that.
That thing's damp.
We're going to save that.
We're going to auction that off.
Some politician will buy it.
Anyway, Rizzo, great to see you, man.
Good to see you.
And thanks for coming to my comedy show, dude.
That was really nice of you.
I didn't even realize that.
And also, before I go, I'm not sure if a lot of people know this, but I have a birthmark on my hand.
Oh, I didn't know it.
I just want to get that out there.
You got it.
Let me get a gander at it, huh?
Oh, yeah.
You sure?
Yeah.
What am I even?
What am I asking the Rizzler if he's sure about something?
He wouldn't open his mouth if he didn't know what he was talking about.
Well, man, cheers to many more bike tricks.
Cheers to a lot of another year of great energy.
The fourth grade you're pulling up in.
You know?
Are you scared about, are there like girls in the fourth grade or that's not?
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe, yeah.
Good luck out there, brother.
We're going to say stay hydrated.
Oh, yeah.
That's my first step right there.
Hey, look.
You have as much as you want, you know?
We got more where that came from.
But congratulations on all the success.
And I hope to see you whenever you have a comedy show, you invite me out over there, all right?
Okay.
All right.
And happy birthday, Julian.
Yeah.
Pay us the money you owe us, huh?
Yeah.
Now you better be nice to me.
Yeah, you better be nice to them.
Thank you, brother.
Now I'm just falling on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.
I must be cornerstone.
Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.
