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Today's guest is Staninon Binnet.
He is one of the funniest guys that I know.
He's a creator, an entertainer.
He's a damn savant.
I love getting to spend time with him.
He has a new show on YouTube called Could Have Been House.
And that's all you need to know.
Today's guest is Drewski.
Shine that light on me I'll sit and tell you my stories Shine on me And I will find a song I've been singing for you And I've been moving way too
fast On the runaway train I'm going to show you some nice little light on me I'll use the balloon I'll use the balloon I'll use the balloon Shit.
Say shit, too.
That's all the gender.
What you know about this?
This ain't medicated, is it?
This ain't medicated, is it?
No, nah.
It's good, baby.
It's old.
This is old up.
Oh, yeah, this is good.
What'd you use this for?
What you usually use this for?
I spray this shit under the hood if it gets tight under that, bro.
Like that air filter, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
That's what it feels like.
Oh, nigga, WD-40 oil.
It's like really oily.
Remember when that AC belt under the car?
Yeah, right?
We roll as he?
All right.
Okay, yeah.
No, that's funny.
Yeah, man, I like a little bit of lotion, too.
Yeah.
And y'all use it.
What is the average amount?
A black person probably used about at least maybe about a thousand bottles of lotions a year.
Not to expose us, but I'm just saying, like, that's typical for a black family.
It has probably a family.
A family unit probably goes to like a thousand a year.
Oh, my God.
So y'all.
Depending on if it's baseline, if it's Vaseline, probably cut that in half.
Because Vaseline is more full.
Yeah, it's more oily.
It's more, it can get the job done for a couple days.
But yeah, for a typical black family, we'll probably run through about 1,000.
And some brothers, you got to probably spray some WD-40 on them.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, I get it.
Yeah.
What brothers do you know that use the oily stuff?
What brothers have you run through?
Okay, that's the oily lotion.
That's like.
Oh, I've seen a brother that maybe been in the wind or something a little bit, and he, you know, dumps around a building and he'll just, you know, that dude, he'll be, he'll work as a doorhand for the next year if he needs to, you know?
But I've seen, you know, sometimes people need more.
I notice I need some.
When do you know?
Because I feel like white people, they don't use anything on their lips.
So their lips start to bleed, crack up.
And, you know, what is that?
I know.
You know, I want to, I kind of wanted to come here and ask questions like that because, you know, a lot of people are scared to ask these type of questions.
It's like, what is like the, you know, some of the white girls, you go to like a college football game and a lot of their lips are bleeding, cracks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, what is that?
Yeah.
Well, I think, well, one, well, I think one of the good things about being black or off black, I don't know what some of the varieties are now, but I think one of the values in it is that you get early signs of dry skin.
Like we don't find out to the last.
Until it starts bleeding.
You're damn near.
We find out the last.
You find out when you're trying to enjoy like a hot dog or something, and you can't do it.
And you say, damn, it's too late.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because, yeah, that hits us hard.
So I think that that's a big thing in the white community is cracked skin.
Yeah.
Our stuff gets cracked up bad.
Good to see you, man.
Good to see you too, man.
I'm actually, I was so excited to come up here.
I was telling all my boys, I'm like, dog, this shit, every time we link up with you, it's fucking amazing, man.
Like, even if it's just at a fucking football game.
Yeah.
It's crazy, bro.
So, yeah.
I love seeing your crew, bro.
Yeah, man.
Y'all always bring a good time, man.
Yeah, I just got back from Australia, man.
I swear.
How was that?
Oh, man, they got...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, first of all, they have everybody's really friendly.
Yeah.
I've heard that, though.
Justin Bieber told me that.
Really?
Everybody out there is super nice.
It's like nobody is mean at all.
Like, not a mean soul anyway.
Can't even imagine.
Even a dog, you know.
That's a worst hell dude.
But they chilling, bro.
Do you see kangaroos and shit out there?
I heard like the snakes are huge out there, all types of shit.
You see a lot of shit.
You see a lot of, they got kangaroos, bats, wombats.
And even the spiders, they said like super, super huge.
Oh, yeah.
You'll see a spider and you know he's up to some fucking shit.
He'll be over there with a couple of his arms just fucking counting some money or whatever.
You'll see a lot.
I think, yeah, you see a lot of dangerous shit.
Not a lot of, it's mostly white over there.
Yeah.
It's a white.
No brothers.
No brothers.
Bro, you couldn't.
If you even ask where a brother is, they don't even know.
Bro, even if you had an artist.
You speak in another language?
They'll send you to like a fire recovery ward or something.
They don't have the closest thing they got is somebody that was in a three-alarm blaze over there.
Like somebody in the sea burnt.
I get it.
Yeah, that's funny.
That's funny.
If y'all went over there, bro, if you guys went over there, they probably would treat us like royalty, huh?
I mean, they would.
Or maybe the opposite.
No, no, no.
Oh, they would love it.
Okay, okay.
They would, but y'all would be a special attraction over there.
Y'all would be a damn museum.
What's the word you're looking for?
Zoo?
You didn't want to say it.
You was going towards it.
I've seen it.
No, I think no bar.
Teeth was looking like you're about to say zoo.
I just wanted to jump in there and give it a case.
No, man, maybe a cage freak.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like a display.
I'll say that, dude.
A display for unique, special humans.
I get it.
I gang.
But yeah, that's crazy.
Dude, I'm not joking, bro.
That's insane.
They probably don't see no black people over there.
I know it.
It's crazy, and I don't know why.
Yeah.
No, I think all I've heard from it, they said it's beautiful women.
They said the animals are crazy.
They said the insects are super enlarged.
Other than that, I haven't heard, other than Kangaroo Jack, when I watched the movie Kangaroo Jack, Anthony Anderson, I was like a black brother I knew about.
He went to Australia.
And he's a black safari man?
No, he is a black American actor.
Oh, nice.
He's a comedic actor.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, he went to Australia.
Kangaroo Jack.
He went to Australia.
Look at him.
Yeah, he's in.
You see the outcome.
He was the only brother on set, too.
Even the animals was surprised to see him.
Look how.
Look, even the animals.
Is that fucking fuck, man?
Yeah, that's Anthony Anderson.
I was going to say, I said, that dude looks like a Mexican Anthony Anderson.
Those are the early dreadlock stage.
Yo, that's right.
That animal's on some, he's off them perk 30. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You got to watch that if you haven't seen that.
That's an amazing, amazing movie, bro.
Kangaroo Jack?
Oh, man.
You got to watch that.
I haven't seen that.
What have I been watching?
Oh, I was watching, I've been watching Griselda.
Have you seen that?
Griselda.
No, I never.
It's on Netflix.
It's about a woman that is a drug dealer, and she is like the best.
Like, she's like the El Chapo, kind of.
Yeah.
But El Chapo.
Yeah, El Chapo.
Yeah.
But a woman.
There she is.
Damn.
Now, I'm going to say this.
They.
Is that the same?
That's the same.
That's the woman in the film.
Yeah, they cast it a bad bitch.
The casting definitely went in a more visually vibrant direction, I think.
But that lady looks like a gangster.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She don't play that shit.
Bro, it's so good.
Yeah.
She is a boss.
I got to watch that.
Dude is so good, man.
And you know who that is?
That's the lady from the fucking show with everybody in the house.
Yep.
Modern Family.
What's it called?
Modern Family, yeah.
She's bad as fuck, too.
Oh, my God.
My God, somebody, somebody said on the internet that, Somebody said on the internet that she's been holding on to her accent.
Like, she can actually speak very good English, but she might be, you know, putting on.
Oh, she's trying to.
But it's good.
I mean, it's sexy to me.
I like it.
You know any Spanish?
Yeah.
I know a little bit, man.
Like what?
Like, if you, you know.
Buenos Tares, huh?
Good afternoon.
Come on, BNBN, yes.
Chapo.
Cualo lampur.
Lavida Daco Bell.
Oh, esoplumo.
Okay, okay, baby.
Okay, gang, baby.
We're trying to pick out some ladies.
This is all about, you know, cultural learning.
That's what I'm here for, man.
Advancement.
Yeah.
Cultural advancement.
Yeah.
You get it.
Thanks, man.
Yeah, man.
What else are I watching?
Oh, I was watching that Wendy Williams.
Oh, documentary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's sad.
I've seen clips of it.
I can't watch shit like that.
It's sad, though, man.
After she dropped on stage, I stopped watching everything from her.
It's heartbreaking.
She, yeah, she was doing her live show, and she just collapsed.
She did?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah.
She fell backwards.
Don't pull the clip up.
Fuck it.
Pull it up.
Pull up the clip.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
It might be on YouTube.
Yeah.
Wendy Williams.
She dropped on her show, man.
She dropped on her show.
Oh, I didn't even know that.
I don't know if I saw that or not.
But it was sad, though.
It's not a.
They made memes and stuff, but I don't know.
Well, they got it.
It was a lot of fun.
Let's get started.
Our first career.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, that's enough, man.
That's a statue of liberty.
Did you have a stroke, you think?
I'm not sure, brother.
I just.
I just pray for it, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, because, yeah, it seemed in the show.
Yeah, in the show, she's having a, it looks like it's a lot of alcohol.
Yeah, yeah, it could be.
It could be a lot of things.
I think.
Yeah, it could be.
Mental health.
And sometimes, because see, look, there's even sometimes where I have friends.
They'll get so they drink so much.
No, no, no.
There's no friends that your friends don't.
This has a Michael Myers vibe to it.
Like if Michael Myers try to pop off and be like, hey, I'll have a Tito's and soda.
Of all pictures, guys, come on.
Of all pictures, we were saying a prayer.
Yeah, we're trying to pray.
Yeah, we're saying a prayer, man.
But some people, too, I notice sometimes when you get so drunk, your eyes try to leave your body.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because it can't handle.
I notice that.
Sometimes it happens to me when I close my eyes.
My eyes, they start to roll.
Like, they just start rolling on their own.
Because I don't know what it is, but honestly, you just start getting the spins.
And you feel better with your eyes open when you're super drunk like that than closed.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you.
you know what I'm saying?
Totally, that's a good point.
Yeah, so I think at a certain point with your bot, like if you drink so much, your eyes are like, Hey, we don't want to be this drunk, yeah, we're getting out of here, we on our way out.
But they found the last time you drank, you don't drink.
No, I'm almost two years off of drinking and cocaine.
Cocaine.
How was that, man?
Cocaine's a tough thing, man.
That's like jumping ship.
That's hardcore.
It was good, man.
It was good.
It was good.
Okay.
I was expecting a different answer.
No, it was, God, it was good, man.
The tough part was that I couldn't handle the day after, man.
Okay.
That's when it was too much.
Yeah.
What is the usual, like, because, you know, I see girls at the club, they do it all the time and shit.
I don't indulge, but what's the after effects?
Like, what does the next day look like after cocaine?
Well, it gets to be like 6 a.m.
and you're still doing cocaine and you know the next day.
Regardless of anything, you're just going to be up.
Yeah, you're still up.
And so you know the next day is a wrap now.
It's a wrap.
So now anything you had for that day.
Plam is done.
Right, because you could have just gone out at 10 o'clock to meet some people for a beer and now you weren't going to do nothing.
But now it's 6 a.m.
So everything you had that day, you had to.
I started trying to jump out like you said.
I noticed people on cocaine, like they have this thing where they like to stare at you and say, you know, they're wide awake.
They pay attention to every small detail.
You can lift your finger and they're like, you know, it's like a paranoid thing for them.
Oh, it'll make you nasty, too.
Yeah.
In what way?
It'll make you nasty.
It'll make you damn cocaine?
You're like sexual nasty?
Oh, yeah.
It'll make you just eat a stranger's ass through a screen door, baby.
It'll make you be a bad guy.
You've eaten a stranger's life through.
I have not, brother.
That's pretty much what you just saw me.
I have not done it.
You're over it.
And you haven't done it in two years.
I get it.
It's been two years.
I get it.
But listen, you know, at least it was through a screen door because you needed some type of protection.
I get it.
But, you know, so the next day.
That's the prison condor, baby, that screen door, baby.
What is that mess?
What is that metal mess?
Look up the material for what a screen door is.
But yeah, man, she's, yeah, because sometimes you see, well, you know, some people, you know, they used to have fiberglass.
Fiberglass number.
Yeah, yeah.
That probably is good.
That's strong enough to protect any STDs.
Oh, for sure.
I'll say this.
They used to have a thing, you know, a long time ago, and this is unfortunate, but they, because some people, they have their eyes are really, you know, some people have like an innie belly button.
Some people have outie.
Some people got like outie eyes, kind of, you know.
Yeah.
My aunt, my aunt kind of, well, not like that, not that bad, but my aunt kind of has eyes like that.
And this is, I think some of this is in the black community.
Yeah.
No, I don't think this is in the black community thing.
You don't think so?
Nah, I think that's just one black guy that has eyes like that.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's one brother.
I don't think there's any, okay, two.
There's two.
That one in the skin.
But it seemed like he's.
Or maybe he just put on weight.
It might be the same guy, though.
That might be the same brother.
Well, they used to have, you know, a long time ago, and this is unfortunate, but they had a long time ago.
Kids, this is what cocaine does to you.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Hold on.
Yeah, this is cocaine.
Now we just Google these shit.
Now we just have.
But they used to have, a long time ago, black folks were not allowed in movie theaters a long time ago.
Yeah, no, I know.
And they had, which is unfortunate and it's wrong and we know that.
But when they were first allowed in, they had to sit in the front row.
Yeah.
And so I think you still have, you know, if you ever sit in the middle.
So y'all better not pull up no fucking picture of that.
No, I'm just saying no.
No.
Yeah, keep these guys.
But because if you ever sat in the front row.
Yeah, you got to look up.
So I think you still have like the grandchildren of some of those front row brothers, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
Kind of?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get that, though.
That actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it, when you put it like that.
Oh, yeah.
Well, because a lot of things we don't realize are hereditary or genetic.
Because I've sat in the front and I fucking, for the next two days, I fucking can't, you know, I don't even need my rearview mirrors.
I'm like, I did it all.
I do it all.
I'm a damn Tesla.
It was something I wanted to ask you on the last podcast that I didn't get a chance to.
I wanted to ask you, have you ever lived in a trailer park?
Have I ever lived in a trailer park?
Yeah.
Because like you said, some stuff is hereditary.
I don't know if that like, you know, wings off or, you know.
Oh, have I lived...
I lived in a place where...
Yeah.
Like the neighbors, some of our neighbors were living in trailers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we was in an apartment, but some people kept stealing our balcony.
Do y'all have that picture, Nick?
What?
People kept stealing the wood from our balcony.
People were stealing the actual balcony.
Yeah, people would steal and build shit in their yard.
Like you'd come home and somebody would have a little...
Just wood.
How could you get it off without really getting a hammer?
Oh, people get that bitch off.
Yeah.
People get that bitch off, Drewski.
Yeah.
You come home and that bitch you'd missing and somebody would have a little bit of a fucking fence in their yard suddenly.
Like, bitch, that's our fucking balcony.
A stool.
Yeah.
Sitting in the yard.
And then we didn't have it.
Yeah, and then the biggest issue was you didn't have a, you had it, if upstairs you went out on the balcony, it was not there.
Yeah.
So that was it.
But yeah, I think they had a lot of front row brothers back in the day, man.
But typically they put a lot of black people in like the back of like the buses and stuff too.
So that's like the opposite.
I didn't know they did the shit where they had the black people in the front.
I didn't know that.
I've never even researched that.
All they taught us in school is fucking Rosa Parks back of the bus.
So it was always like that type vibe.
And now the back of the bus is a cool spot to sit.
But black people make stuff cool.
You see what I'm saying?
We make cool of that in high school because you know, you come to the back of the bus, you're getting roasted.
Yeah.
Oh, glass nigga, lame man, nigga.
Fuck that nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
And you couldn't be wearing anything.
We'll find something in the good in what you're doing.
If you're wearing glasses, you know what I'm saying?
Like, we're just going to make fun of any situation.
It could be anything, bro.
You could be a scholar.
You could be like a funny.
Like gymnastics.
Yeah, like, man, we're going to make fun of lawn care.
We're going to make fun of the shit and make it bad.
Oh, yeah.
That's the joy in it because black people are the funniest race in America.
At least I think.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I think naturally, not talking about like real talent or the amount of people here.
I think actually the funniest race of all people, like all of us somehow, some way are going to find funny in anything.
Well, I think also because black people have been through the most shit.
And when you go through shit.
It makes you have to adapt.
Especially if you sitting with your friends and y'all don't have, say, like I remember growing up, a lot of times people didn't have air conditioning.
So we'd always be outside.
So then you're joking with your friends.
You're forcing them.
You cutting up.
Yeah.
You're not enjoying some creature comfort or doing something fancy.
And that's really the best shit, I think.
What's creature comfort?
A creature comfort is like if somebody has a spa and they're like a what is it?
Like a fuck, I don't know what it is, man.
It's like a like an ottoman or something.
Material comforts that contribute to physical ease and well-being, such as good food and accommodations.
Yeah, if somebody has fancy stuff, then you're more, then you're going to be, then you're going to enjoy that instead of spending time with your friends.
But yeah, I agree, man.
Black people will make the most funny stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just a natural thing for us.
It's too much.
What have you been seeing?
Do you see a lot of this Cat Williams stuff, man?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's been crazy.
Have you spoken to him since all of this?
Nah, I actually seen him.
I seen him at a game at one point, but we didn't get a chance to really connect.
Like, he's one of those guys, you can't tell, you can't really feel his temperature.
You don't know what the fuck he got going on in his brain.
At first, he was mugging me, and then when I finally got around to going and talking to him, he was just like, he's like, what's up, man?
I'm like, never know.
Wow.
That guy's like, yeah, he's a walking bipolar disorder, you know?
Yeah, he's interesting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's an interesting guy, but he's very talented, and he's very funny.
Oh, wonderful.
Very, very interesting guy.
He'd be like, how you got 30 pairs of swimming trunks, but you ain't never been in the water, Joe Rogan.
You need to get Cat Williams on here.
Oh, I would love for him to come on.
He definitely knows about you.
I got a statue of him at home.
Really?
Yeah, I got a Christmas statue.
It's like a Christmas Cat Williams that I have in my home.
I bought it at Michaels a few years ago.
What even inspired that?
What is the reason?
I saw it.
They had two left in there, and they was on.
Yeah.
I didn't think they should have been.
You bought both of them.
I got one.
There it is.
What the fuck, bro?
You don't even lie about shit.
You just be doing it.
I don't even think that was Cat Williams.
That was just a moment.
That's fucking name, baby.
Bro, that was a black fucking, what do you call the shit?
Cat Williams.
That's what you call it.
That's a black nutcracker.
That's a damn Cat Williams right there.
That's a black nutcracker.
You ain't telling me that ain't a fucking Cat Williams.
That's not Cat Williams.
Right.
And I'm taking that bitch.
It's a black nutcracker.
I'm taking that bitch.
Somehow, some way that's fucking racist.
That's not Cat Williams.
Black Nutcracker, bro.
I'm supporting the culture.
How many people got a fucking black Cat Williams in the house for Christmas?
Stop it, Cat Williams.
I was a nutcracker.
It was about Christmas.
Zoom in on his face a little bit.
Bruh.
Now that you say it, I kind of see it.
I'm just saying that is.
If that ain't him, then they should have said the man said it was him.
The man at Michaels?
I bought that bitch at Michaels down there in Daphne, Alabama, baby.
I got that bitch.
Two left and shout out whoever got that last one.
And I'll sell it for 4,000.
Yeah, baby.
Tell him what it is.
That thing's gone.
Cat Williams.
Because I remember I even tagged him on my story and he shared it.
I swear.
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Well, it's confirmed then.
I didn't know he had a Christmas line going.
So, yeah, it's unbelievable.
But I would love to see more Cat Williams stuff like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like just selling shit for Christmas.
Well, he's just one of a kind.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, there's...
I feel like he doesn't sell any merch or any...
He should have did a whole pimp line.
If you think about it, he should have done a real fucking whole rollout of shit.
Yeah.
Because his whole shit was like him being a pimp for like 20 years of work, for real.
The pimp chronicle.
He would have made a shitload of money.
But I'm sure he made a shitload of money off of Toronto.
Yeah, he's a unique thing.
He's a unique person.
He seems like he likes to do things his own way.
Would you think that that's a fair assessment of him?
I agree.
I agree.
100%.
Because he's not even into going to, like, you won't see him at a fucking GQ party.
Nuh.
Or a red carpet.
I had never seen Kelly's at a red carpet.
I saw him one time.
I saw him on a bicycle go by the front of the comedy store.
It was one of those bicycles where the wheels were all lit up.
He wasn't even going in there.
He was going past up.
Just driving past on the front with some buddies.
And just like this.
And I was like, is that Kat?
And everybody at the same time was like, holy shit, that's Cat fucking Williams, bro.
On a regular Wednesday night.
That's weird.
That's not even true.
Standing up on the wheels.
That's fucking weird.
Cat Williams, bitch.
Merry Christmas.
That's who he was.
It's weird.
I mean, that's awesome.
Oh, yeah.
I thought it was exceptional, man.
You know?
How you got four McNuggets, but you only ordered a number one, Joe Rogan.
Tell me that.
We all know that's a McDouble.
Can you play that clip?
I don't even know what you're talking about right now.
Play that clip.
I don't think there is one.
Where did you get that?
He just, everything he lays out, it's like you made that up, though.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
It just everything he lays out.
It's like a, it just has positive.
It's got like a pentameter to it.
It's got like a beat.
It's like his own rhythm that he makes, man.
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yeah what have you heard that you know i mean people always would say that he might be a little rambunctious that's the kind of stuff i would hear rambunctious is actually a great word to describe it yeah that's actually a great assessment of uh daddy yeah that he a rambunctious kind of guy but i don't but i think you also hear that about anybody that's got a lot of money a lot of power and
a lot of power yes the second somebody's got a lot of power they start saying they gay oh that's one of them power gays and money gays you know i don't know anybody that has said that somebody has said that's one of those power gays that's one of those you know and and certainly in i get it could just be white culture you hear a lot of somebody gets a lot of money no it's true though i i've i i i've never i just never ever heard anybody say it's one of those power gays oh yeah the money gays them power gays because they
have they've done everything they start just being gay because they can afford it yeah you know because when you're poor that actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it yeah because you've experienced everything you're saying they got bored of it yes they got bored of all the the other yeah women and anything they're like it we might as well do some some new rich yeah okay like i can afford because if you don't have any money and you're gay then you can't afford to tell people to be quiet about it because the second you hook up with somebody they're gonna run
across the street and start yelling Leonard's gay, you know?
But if you got money, then you can be like, don't tell them.
And then they'll run across the street and they'll be like, I ain't telling you who gay, but might be Leonard.
You know, it's different.
You never know, man.
But now they got the memes.
But here's one thing I do notice.
In black culture, you guys can start, they can start ripping on people in podcasts about like, people will start commenting, oh, he's gay.
This is why I know.
But in white culture, if we did that, bro, people would be like, you can't say that.
He needs to be able to come out the class.
That's why I say it's different in different cultures.
You really can't assess like, yeah, I'm just trying to find the right words to say to not get canceled.
Oh, sorry, man.
Assessment and an organization.
Yeah.
But yeah, I think like, yeah, maybe I shouldn't have said anything either then.
But they got all those memes now, you know?
It's like that song or whatever.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like what?
Like the new Sexy Red song?
No, it's like.
Let That Coochie Breathe.
Oh, that one's insane.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let That Coochie Breathe.
Shake that ass, bitch.
Yeah.
Hands on your knees.
And the hands on your knees part, that's the real description of what, you know, they're doing.
Yeah.
You get it.
You just got to.
Play Hands on Your Knees by Sexy Red.
Play some Sexy Red for us, yeah.
Just type in Hands on Your Knees on YouTube, Sexy Red.
Yeah, but for, they got all those meme songs.
It's like, every step you take.
You gay.
All that shit.
Every move you make.
Gay.
Every single day.
Every time I pray, I'll be missing your gay ass.
You have officially lost me, Theo, for sure.
Oh, I got to show you some of this shit, man.
And I don't even want, I don't care if the dude's gay or not.
Who gives a shit?
I agree.
I agree.
That's where I'm at.
Like, I don't give a damn if he's gay, bipolar, whatever he is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got to go to sexy rap part.
Yeah, that ain't her.
They think anybody's sexy rat.
Yeah, they thought they just assumed just the black lady.
Right here.
This is the part.
I'm putting you on game here.
Hands on your knees.
So, yeah, you see how your hands are already on your knees.
Natural.
It's a natural thing.
And shake that ass at me.
You get what I'm saying?
It makes you naturally do it because, you know, it's like hands on your knees.
It's like Simon says.
It's like Simon says.
It's the same shit.
You just see, just naturally, it's like a natural thing, man.
Simon says, put your right hand on your right knee.
Simon says, let that coochie breathe.
Breathe.
Bro, the school system won't change.
I swear.
Bro, they need to have that song in the school system for real.
Like the new hooked on phonics.
Bro, they can't be.
She fucking misspells sexy.
They can't fucking be teaching these kids with this shit.
How do you misspell sexy?
That is crazy.
I never noticed that.
But no, she's a queen, bro.
Yeah, what do you think about this?
Sexy Red responded to Aiden Ross after he said they had sex together.
Do you think that's just a secret?
I think it's bullshit.
I'm not sure.
And if she did, I can't believe it, man.
I'm not going to lie because, you know, I felt like she just went along with it.
She's a funny person on Twitter.
Yeah.
All her tweets are crazy.
If you pull up any of Sexy Red's tweets, let's read some of her tweets.
She's hilarious.
All her tweets on Twitter are fucking insane.
Sexy Red is a vibe, though, huh?
Bad bitch, too.
I know, dude.
I have a big crush on her.
Yeah.
I know you're not really into black girls, but that's one that you should take down for sure.
If there's any black girl, it'd probably be like Sexy Red.
Ooh, baby, I've been working hard, stank right now, my coochie stank.
Period, yeah, and then retweeted herself.
This motherfucker stank right now.
Thank the Lord, thank the Lord.
That's like you.
That's why I said she'll be perfect.
You praise God.
Oh, yeah, I love it.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I wanted to take her to a UFC fight, but she got pregnant.
Ah.
You think she would fuck with UFC, though?
You think she got pregnant just to get out of the fight?
No, huh?
What do you mean?
To go into the UFC fight with you?
Oh, yeah, to like, no.
Did you ask her or you're saying?
Yeah, I said I would like to take her, and she said she would go.
And then she's like, I'm pregnant.
I don't think she would get pregnant to get out of a date.
That's pretty.
That's nine months of.
Unless she really didn't want to go on it, bro.
Yeah.
I mean, but still, I mean, that's pretty absurd, man.
That's not really.
That's heartbreaking.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
She's cute, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I like that.
That's what I said.
I feel like that would be your type if you dated black girls.
I'm willing to date a nice black girl.
Yeah, yeah.
What is, I mean.
A black girl that's nice.
Okay.
I mean, what is your description of nice?
Oh, yeah.
It could be anybody.
I think somebody that I don't think they smoke cigarettes.
So that's not it.
It's more of like vape shit now.
I don't think.
Yeah, maybe if it's, I think it might be okay if she vapes, as long as she's not vaping at night or whatever.
But yeah, I think so.
I saw a girl at the airport the other day that was really.
She's bad, huh?
Yeah.
God damn, I wanted to fucking ride through that little machine for her.
TSA.
God damn, boy.
I'll lay on my back and ride through that bitch for her.
God damn, bro.
I'll swim upstream in that bitch, you know what I'm saying?
For her.
With the bag.
I'll be rolling over every Samsonite in that bitch to get back to my girl, bro.
What does she look like?
Like, describe it.
Just tall, kind of.
Had some booty on her, bro.
Yeah, I knew that.
I knew that.
And some of the titty went into the booty.
I was like, damn, this is a whole.
I'm trying to imagine that.
It was just a.
God.
Like Coke bottle shape.
I mean, she looked like the letter S, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And she was really pretty eyes.
Yeah.
Nice.
Soft spoken.
Looked at me twice.
Yeah.
One time I hung around for a long time for the second look.
But still counts.
It was weird at that point.
It still counts.
But yeah, it was a little weird.
And I waved and I walked off, bro.
And the wave was what fucking fucked me up.
What type of fucking guy waves?
See, that's going to turn black women off.
I know.
You don't do that shit.
You got to be a little bit gangster.
You got to be straight up.
They want straightforward, especially coming from you.
You know what I'm saying?
One of our white brothers in the community.
I think more black women want you to be, you got to be more assertive.
Not too much, because you know how y'all get.
But none of that turn back the clock shit.
I'm a modern day soldier, brother.
You get what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah.
Like, yeah.
100%, buddy.
None of that going back to the 1800s bullshit.
I'm saying, like, be assertive as if, like...
Yeah, 2012 and up assertive, right?
Just being straight up for it.
Like, let me say that.
Hey, I think you look lovely.
I would like to see you.
Not lovely.
See, lovely's too much.
Okay.
Like, damn, you fine as hell.
Damn, girl, you look fine as hell with all this luggage.
Nah, see, luggage, see, they don't want you to...
Oh, damn.
You fine as hell.
I like the way you look.
You are beautiful.
Beautiful.
But if you say it, maybe if you say it twice, it'll make it feel like they want to fuck too.
So just say it once.
Okay, you're fine as hell.
You are beautiful.
Yeah.
And I would like to see you soon.
That works.
But you got to be, you got to give them a little.
They want to feel the oomph.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm the colonel of this motherfucker tank.
Y'all let the beat.
You get what I'm saying.
You're going to let the beat pack.
Yeah.
No, you don't play it.
You just bring that energy.
You know what I'm saying?
They kind of want, they want to wipe out the shit.
I've had the strangest feeling.
Put some shit like that on there.
Nah, nah.
Some Tevin Camway, but can we talk?
See, they like that, though.
Because see, if you got rhythm, you know what I'm saying?
Not to know your name.
That's going to be.
I'm going to leave that in my bag.
That works.
That works.
And then it's going by.
What, one of those book bag speakers?
Yeah, I put it in my bag at the TSA.
Last night I. What you talking about, Tom?
I was standing, and I started pretending that I knew you.
You knew me too.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, come on, man.
Hey, you know some other shit, man.
That's all I got.
Okay, okay.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, man.
We got to exchange cultures, man.
I like a lot of country.
You do?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Morgan Wallen, big on him right now.
Yeah, he's great with Lil Dirk.
They made a couple songs.
They made a new, him and Drake made a video, too.
I was hoping they would make music, though, together.
I know.
They probably did.
It's just not released, huh?
They might have.
I haven't heard anything about it.
Luke Holmes, too?
Luke is great, bro.
Luke is insane.
Beyonce's got a new country out there.
That's really why I wore this shirt.
It was influenced by Luke.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he does wear that.
Luke Holmes always wears it.
Yeah, I just thought I'd throw it on.
Luke is a classy dude, bro.
He's one of a kind, man.
Yeah, man.
Drew, you got a new show, man.
Look, I've watched both episodes.
Yes, yes.
Yep.
And it is something, bro.
It's something.
It's been house.
It could have been house.
It's a wild, bro.
Yeah, wild, man.
We got some characters on there.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
We got some.
Yeah, we'll show you some of it.
Yeah, there's one of them.
Oh, there you go right there, baby.
That's Lil Rich.
Oh, he kind of, he looks like Sidney Poitier a little.
That's little Rich.
Yeah, Lil Rich.
And he a little baby.
He's a baby, yeah.
Yeah, he's just an infant.
He's just an infant.
Yeah.
Bro, he looked like he about 195.
That's All solid at the top, though.
It's just top.
When you pick him up, it's like all in one place.
You know what I'm saying?
All the weights in one area.
Bro, he'll change his own diaper, too, bro.
He that kind of guy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He swole, too.
Oh, he looked like five cents.
Oh, man.
He ready to get it done, bro.
And he's bowlegged too, so he's quick.
Yeah, he's quick.
Oh, yeah.
He got that fucking in and out, bro.
He'll run a fucking curl rat on anybody.
Well, I saw him kind of humping the furniture.
He got that shit zoo in him, you know, on the end.
Yeah, he got into a fight, too.
I gave him a whooping first night.
We didn't show that, but I gave it a spanking.
Yeah, he had to get a spanking.
And then he just needed some discipline.
He's just an infant, though.
So that's why I'm not even really, you know.
Yeah, he's still growing.
Yeah.
Damn.
What grade is he in?
He's premature, so he got...
Yeah, he's premature, man.
He's a little ahead of his time.
So I think he might be second grade now.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, yeah.
But that's why he's getting a facial hair.
Yeah, yeah.
It comes in hot.
Yeah, you can find the ugliest rapper alive.
Bro, y'all couldn't think of a better name for ugliest rapper alive.
I didn't come up with his name.
He came on the show, and I was like, what's your name?
He said, they call me ugly, but you can call me ugly rapper alive.
Oh, wow.
I said, okay.
See?
Wow, bro.
Yeah, man.
He got that Le'Veon Bell in his mouth.
That thing's holding out for a contract, huh?
Yeah.
We think about getting them veneers.
Oh, are you really?
Yeah, yeah.
We think about it.
Dude, look, I'll go half on him if you get him.
Deal.
It's important, man.
Somebody having a smile.
Yeah, man.
If he wants it.
If he wants it.
That's if he wants it.
Because he told me he naturally enjoys everything about his life right now.
Like, he's having a great time.
He's loving the fan love.
It seemed like he took a sip off the hose and just never stopped.
You know what I'm talking about?
He caught a dose of water that just blew him away.
That's still fucking down his throat, bro.
You think he swallowed the teeth?
Is what you're saying?
I don't know what happened to him.
I bet he got them teeth in his pocket.
He don't seem like a dude that lets shit go real easy.
But he one of a kind.
He one of a kind, dude.
Pull up another character.
Yeah, this is my Asian artist right here, TMS.
TMS, and what the fuck?
He shut up with a fucking too much swag.
Oh, too much swag.
Too much swag.
And he brought his own DoorDash, bro.
That's a motherfucker.
That's a woman.
Damn, bro.
He from Queens, New York, bro.
From Queens, New York.
He's really like, all jokes aside, he really was in the streets, though.
Really?
Yeah, he was embedded.
Wow.
He probably got 30 wings all flats in there.
Yeah, some of the characters, it's fascinating to watch them.
There's my boy right there, bro.
He's from the Trailer Parts.
He's out of New Orleans right outside.
Bro, he was on the episode when I did the call into your show.
Remember?
Really?
Yeah.
Starzy Racks, baby.
Remember?
When I called into your show on the Could Have Been Live.
Oh, yeah.
And he be saying the N-word all the time.
Gang, bro.
Not gang.
Oh, yeah, that's horrible.
Nah, that's horrible, man.
That's horrible, bro.
Nah, he's from.
Y'all from the same area.
I like brothers, man.
Yeah, Starz Erax, man.
He's one of a con, dude.
He looked definitely.
He seemed like his platelets might be a little low.
He looked like a palm reader at a Popeye's chicken.
I think he believes he's black, though, which is why he speaks how he speaks.
Oh, yeah.
He says it all the time.
We don't encourage him to, but he, you know, you can't stop somebody that believes they're black.
Oh, and I don't think you should, man.
Well, I think we should.
Really?
Some people, it's like, but if that's all they ever known, though, because sometimes God puts you in the wrong suit, you know?
You're right.
You're right.
And you could be in the wrong predicament in the right body.
Yeah.
I get it.
I think sometime, not all the time.
I'm not saying that everybody can.
But not everybody can, like, that at that time.
Like be a culture vulture.
I'm not saying that.
I don't think that like people should, you know, Starzy Rex, he's, I mean, he look like he's in Houston Buyers Club, dog.
He looked like he fucking through some wild.
He been through some shit.
Yeah, but he been through some shit.
Because I think that's the biggest connector piece sometimes.
He has had somebody who's like, well, it's still not an exception to say the word, right?
Oh, no, that's true.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not saying that.
I mean an exception to...
Right.
That's a connector piece I think sometimes between cultures is if somebody's been through something.
Yeah.
But he does believe he's black, which is like, it's cool.
But, you know.
He may be like albino.
Or just color.
He may be.
What's that called when you can't see what color you are or whatever?
Colorblind.
Colorblind.
Yeah.
Or either that or he's albino.
I don't know.
He could be albino, dude.
Every now and then they got them.
Yeah, they could say the n-word.
Clearly, they can say the word.
You know what I'm saying?
It might not look like they're albino for us.
Oh, they can.
You should start telling people, whenever you slip up, just start telling them, hey, dude, I'm albino, man.
Look at him.
That's what I'm saying.
He's the same skin complexion as you.
He's the same skin complexion as you, man.
You could go for albino.
You just got to go blonde.
Bro, that's Mack Lamore, dog.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Can they say it?
Can they say it?
Look, bro, that dude, I think, can say whatever.
Whatever the fuck he wants, bro.
That is damn.
And who is this other guy?
Yeah, that's one of the big ones.
Oh, wow.
That's Marvin Jones, bro.
Yeah.
he's black, though.
These are black men.
And he's undercover, though.
He's a narc.
I mean, I don't want to say a narc or whatever, but that was kind of popping back then, though.
To be like, what?
Yeah, I think there was an albino time, you know.
I do agree.
That's just a black dude that was in a freezer.
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But they don't have a lot of wigg.
They used to have more, I feel like wiggers probably, you know, wait, what?
In the day.
That's a, that's an exception.
I feel like that's a, I don't even think, I think that's too close to the word to say it.
Okay.
They used to have more hymns in the day.
Bring up.
Albinos.
I've never seen like an albino funeral or like an albino wedding or nothing.
I feel like when you think, when you really think about it, I have never fully seen anything like a celebration of an albino.
Like I've never seen like a birthday or nothing.
Yeah.
Truthfully speaking, I've never seen it.
Yeah, me neither.
And that should be a bigger thing because it's so rare.
It's almost like remember when the white tiger comes to the zoo or whatever?
Yeah.
And everybody's excited?
Yeah.
And they send out all the paints.
It's like the same shit.
Yeah.
It should be like Richie's fucking 11. I agree.
Wow.
Yeah.
Because you really are one of God's most majestic creatures.
Yeah.
Not too many of them.
An albino is something you would probably see in Australia then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because it's very, they have a lot of very rare animals over there.
Yeah.
But albino is classified as black, right?
That's a good question.
Can we look that up?
I want to make sure because a person or animal having a congenital absence of pigment in the skin and hair.
Which are white and the eyes, which are usually pink.
Okay.
Anybody can be albino.
Anybody can be albino.
So they probably can't say the word.
They should be able to apply online as black.
Or to at least say the word.
Because imagine you're an albino.
You've been through the trenches.
You can't even fucking.
You can't say it.
Yeah.
No, I get it.
Damn.
Yeah, but they have a lot of, they used to have more like white guys that wanted to be black, I feel like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, like when I was a girl.
Let's see around like the 2004, 2006.
Oh, yeah.
I think what look that up and we don't have to say the word, but look it up early blanks.
Oh, here we go.
Who you got?
Beastie boys.
Yeah.
Yeah, beastie boys was definitely that.
Rapaport.
Yeah.
Oh, 101 Dalmatians.
How do that count, bro?
How to that count?
Oh, definitely the professor from Anne One.
Well, 101 Dalmatians, them bitches are fucking mixed, bro.
That's what they mean by that final, yeah.
Michael Jackson.
Yeah.
Who else?
Alex Trebeck.
Yeah.
I don't know who that is.
That's fair.
Because sometimes he starts everything with like, what is there was Civil War Wiggers?
Huh?
Civil War Wiggers?
I don't know who else.
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
Abraham Lincoln for show.
Yeah.
Oh, Lester Holt.
Def.
I didn't know he.
He's kind of a blonky kind of.
Yeah.
He just might be tan.
And Lilo from Lilo and Stitch, definitely.
She was definitely Hawaiian.
That was Hawaiian.
Bro, who knows?
It's just facts on Google, right?
I don't know.
Well, look, Google does what it does, man.
But Alex Trevek, for sure, man.
Because he'd always be like, what is who is?
Yeah, yeah.
Where, you know, where is.
On Jeopardy, you're saying?
Yeah, he would always kind of start shit with like, you didn't really know what he was talking about, man.
I guess I never watched Jeopardy, so I don't know too much about it.
Jeopardy's fire, dude.
If you're with a lady, sit down, boy, watch Jeopardy.
And you get a couple right.
You watch it earlier in the day, too.
And then you invite a girl over.
Let's watch it.
He's smart as hell.
Get three right, boy.
Get three right, grill her up a little pork chop or something.
A little cup of candy yam.
Hey, but a couple candy yam.
Do y'all have another person from our show?
Alex Trebeck.
They thought he was black early on.
Holy shit.
It's getting worse, man.
This is getting worse.
The dig of this is bad.
They'll be bringing cultures together.
Alex Trevek, baby.
That might just be white makeup, though.
Yeah, that's true, too.
Who knows what they did to him?
Yeah.
But Lester Holt definitely.
Oh, there you go right there.
That's our gay Crip rapper.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
And Crip Mac was on there.
Yeah, Crip Mac was on.
They actually, he fought.
Crip Mac and the Gay Crip rapper actually fought because in Crips, Crip Mac is an infant Loke General.
So I don't know how that works.
You know, they got like the infant, then they got the, what you call it?
It's like Papa Bear Loke.
It's like an older Loke than Infant Loke General.
Oh, okay.
But they fought because of Crip reasons.
I don't know.
You know, I don't get too.
Yeah, see?
Damn.
Yeah, I don't get too deeply involved in the Crip culture, but.
Yeah, they cripped up.
Yeah.
Wow.
And so Crip Mac, but he went to jail.
Did you guys film this before?
Yeah, we filmed this right before he went to jail.
Oh, man.
Yeah, he went to jail right now.
And we got a free Crip, man.
Yeah.
There's no way he did it.
What's he up for?
That's a good question.
I have no clue.
I think it was felony gun charges.
Felony gun charges, yeah.
You don't think he.
You're saying there's no way he did that?
I think it's 50-50.
Yeah.
Maybe 60-40.
Yeah.
Yeah, he probably did it.
Yeah, he definitely did it.
that are all over on.
laughter Yeah, good luck.
Yeah, you know.
Hey, we love you, bro.
It's my boy, man.
You know, we hope to free that guy, though.
Somebody got to with the budget that we got for him, yeah.
Amen.
And what about the show?
How does it evolve?
What can we look forward to seeing on the show, man?
Oh, man, it evolves.
I saw them battle rapping on the tennis court.
I saw him getting the, they got his emergency brakes.
We brought real talent in to help these guys out, too.
We had Chris Brown, Snoop Dogg.
We had a vocal coach that came in and helped them.
You know, legitimate, man.
All this stuff, hey, we really, we really, this is a, it's about musical and keep it about music.
And majority of it is about signing them to deals they can't get out of.
So it's like a snooze-you-lose situation, right?
And you learn from your mistakes.
So it's almost teaching them through hard learning.
They're signed up for the rest of their life and not receiving anything from it.
So it's kind of like they're going to eventually learn that that was a bad situation.
But it's good teaching.
Good teaching comes from like hard learning.
Yeah, you know.
It's like Hollywood, man.
That's how it is.
Welcome to fucking.
Welcome to fucking, let me give you a better one.
Welcome to big business, baby.
That's how it is, man.
Yeah, man.
You got to learn the dirty ins and outs of Hollywood, baby.
You got to make enough money to be gay, baby, if you want.
No, no, we no.
Just to clear that up, we did not do anything to them.
No, I'm not saying y'all did anything with them, but I'm saying, because look, I could see what they're saying because I could see how some people get enough money where they're thinking, I'm going to be, I could be gay if I want.
No, actually, we didn't.
He's just the gay crip rapper.
We didn't do anything gay.
There's nothing gay on the show.
There's nothing gay on the show.
Yeah.
No, there's nothing gay.
Nothing against him.
I just, we didn't indulge in anything gay on the show.
Did being gay help him in any instances?
I do think being gay helped his career for sure because it helped him be seen and be heard more.
That's a good point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It helped him be seen and heard more because there's a lot of Crip rappers.
There's not too many openly gay Crip rappers, right?
Yeah.
So, yeah.
I had to pick him up, man.
He was hard to find.
Was he?
Yeah, yeah.
We went through a whole bunch of shit trying to reach out.
The Crips hide a lot of the probably.
I wonder if they.
Yeah, they might have.
I don't know.
You wonder if they hide the gay community or they push it out forward, you know?
That's a good question.
I think gangs are evolving more.
I did read something about eight months ago that gangs are evolving more to invite more LGBTQ friendly patrons.
I actually don't think you read that at all.
Really?
I don't think that.
Was that out there?
You might be right.
Did you read that?
I did read that, I think.
You think?
I'm not sure.
But I think I could have.
Look it up.
But I say this, bro.
Diddy might be gay, bro.
That's the craziest thing.
Why did you keep revisiting me?
Because everybody keeps talking about it, man.
Yeah, nah, it is.
It's a gay witch hunt right now going on.
How you going to say you never seen a wiener, but you know the shape of a man's balls, Joe Rogan?
That's what I'm talking about, bro.
Cat is the oracle.
They need to rub on Cat's back and get three more prophets tizes out of him, bro.
Because he got the man.
You need to bring Cat on here for real.
I'd love to.
I would love to.
I think y'all would really, y'all might get into a battle rap on here.
Yeah, it could be interesting.
Yeah, how does this show, can you give us any pointers about the show?
Like, what does it look like down the line?
I can't give them too much because, you know, I kind of want everybody to continue to tune in and not really know what to expect, if you feel what I'm saying.
Like, it's honestly, every episode, you couldn't even, you couldn't guess what's going to happen next.
And I think that's what is keeping the viewers so entertained because they don't know what the fuck is to come of none of that shit.
At any moment, like, I didn't know that Crip Mac was going to go on there trying to check everybody, right?
But when he came, he's like, yeah, Infino General.
I'm here to crush shit.
I'm here to figure shit out.
And I'm thinking he's, I said, yeah, talk to the kids, man.
Talk to them.
He was trying to give them the beats and beat the shit out of them.
So, you know, neither here nor there, but we handled it.
We handled it, though.
We didn't let it get too out of hand.
Yeah, y'all were on top of it a lot.
It seemed like security everywhere.
Yeah.
Everywhere, yeah.
Well, I noticed even, what's his name, Snitch before the fight?
Oh, yeah.
Ugliest rapper alive.
Yeah.
You got to respect that, man.
I respect a guy who snitches, but also will still go fight.
Yeah, yeah.
But snitch first.
And he told me, he said, I went and got them beforehand, before it went down so they could stop it.
Which is smart.
When you think about it, it's a smart way to do it.
This is like an 80s.
We had to blur it.
We had to blur it.
Bro, this is like Mike Tyson's punch out.
What the fuck y'all playing over there?
It was like an 80s visual right there.
Every other scene in this bitch, y'all got a blur, bro.
And when the two ladies went after, they was beefing, bro.
And this lady right here, Cruella Deville out there, because she's trying to breastfeed that little guy, that little McNugget over there.
What's his name?
Lil Rich.
Lil Rich, yeah.
Lil Mac Nugget.
The Mac Nugget is crazy.
Lil Milk Doug Carter.
She over there trying to breastfeed him, bro.
Look at him.
Look at him, man.
Oh, no.
Look, dude, it's some real shit.
Now, she came in with some bars.
I liked her shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's very talented.
She actually was really good.
This is my boy right here.
He was the mole on the show.
That's actually one of my real homies from back at home.
Is it really?
Yeah, he's a brother.
He's from Gwinnett County.
Oh, gang, baby.
Good to see you.
Still alive.
Yeah, he's one of the homies.
But we brought him on the show to do.
Was that Martin Lawrence right there?
No, that's one of the studs.
No, right here.
Oh, no.
That's Nav Green.
Oh, yeah.
He's a comedian.
He's a big comedian out in Atlanta.
Oh, nice, man.
He's with 85 South Show.
He is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, NAVV.
Yeah, N-A-V-V.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nav Green, my name.
Oh, yeah.
Now, these two people was going in.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah.
She could fight.
Really?
Yeah.
That lovely gave it, see?
Where he got a little gram on him?
Yeah.
And then this other one.
And were they allowed to use drugs on premises?
That's a good question.
I think it might have got through our TSA system.
It might have.
They weren't supposed to.
We did a shakedown.
If you watched the first episode, we did a shakedown where nobody was supposed to.
But I do think some paraphernalia got snuck in.
Yeah, I did see that.
And we didn't encourage it at all.
We didn't want nothing to happen.
But I do think, I think your boy from Louisiana.
Oh, Starz East Rack.
Starzy Rack, the white boy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That said the N-word.
He found some people.
And he shouldn't have done it.
Look, don't do it, man.
I know you want to do it.
But yeah, I've said it before.
Write it down.
Put it in a bottle.
A lot of people will do that, I notice.
They put it in a bottle?
Write it down, put it in like a bottle, throw it out in the water.
What does that do for you, though?
It's just like messaging a bottle.
It just gets it out of your system.
Yeah.
Just get the N-word out.
But you want it to get out to the world, but without it being known or seen.
Well, just let the Lord do what he wants with it then.
If you throw it out into the water, that's on you.
Look at that.
Imagine you roll up on one of them on the beach.
Let the Lord do as he pleases with it, right?
Yeah.
If it gets to one of the sharks or a whale out there, it is what it is.
But imagine it gets to China and some dude opens it up and he's like, yeah, yeah.
And he starts saying, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to hell, man.
You're going to hell.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to bring my fucking artist something else.
We got to fucking long time.
Y'all should bring, matter of fact, you should bring the list of contestants in here and do just quick interview.
Even if it's like fucking quick five minutes, just questionnaires.
Just have with each one.
Yeah, with each one.
It'd be like a five-minute thing.
We just bring them all in and just do chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, ta-da.
And just bring them all in.
Long time swag.
I would do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, I would do it.
Yeah, I could do that next week.
No, too much swag.
Too much swag.
Yeah.
Just bring them all in and just ask them how they feel about it.
Five minutes, what's going on?
Yeah.
Why not?
You know, I think they deserve to have a voice, right?
Oh, 100%.
I agree.
Even if they didn't win the competition, you know.
Yeah, people, yeah, I want to know what's going on.
I would love to do it, man.
We could even do that next week.
Yeah.
What else do we want to talk about?
Oh, I did see an article.
Pornhub got canceled.
Where was it?
Yeah, I tried to go on there yesterday.
You did?
I tried to go on there yesterday night.
And yeah, I couldn't, man.
And I'm like.
Were you kind of happy you couldn't?
In a way, because I had to use imagination at that point.
Yeah, and it's like going back to when you were in middle school.
You know what I'm saying?
It takes you back.
It took me back.
It took me back.
But Pornhub is down, man.
Yeah.
Spend sight in Texas due to state state age verification law.
Legal experts say a Fifth Circuit decision to uphold part of a Texas law regulating adult entertainment websites conflicts with U.S. Supreme Court precedent regarding minority.
Do you ever use imagination?
Yeah, I use it a lot more these days, and I'm glad I think that they should do more of this, bro.
Because these kids, there needs to be, you shouldn't be able to sit in a class if you're 13 or 10. And watch it.
I just don't think it's good, bro.
I think you should be able to.
Use imagination.
Use imagination or bike across town and have to get a little magazine from your boy or whatever.
We used to have to go get on the edge of the roof and move that direct TV thing and try to get a signal to the porn channel.
Yeah, catching some titties off of Mars or something.
We was catching some shit you had eaten.
What the fuck?
What?
We were catching some fucking shit from Romania, bro.
If you station that thing, right?
So what would y'all do?
So the magazines, I do remember the magazines.
My mom used to get these.
That was my first time whacking off was the jet magazines.
It was like the ebony, like for like black woman likes to get jet, but in the middle of the magazine, there's like a swimsuit.
Yeah.
Pictionaire.
There's men in it?
No, no, there's no men.
Okay.
Nah, it was like all like black ebony.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, black, ebony, like busty models.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sure you know.
What's your like porn search?
My porn search is like go-to.
Of all time, like majority of the time, you know.
Like you just know.
I'll look up usually something just like enjoyable pussy, something like that, or something general.
I'll do that.
That's a general.
That's so general.
Yeah.
That's just like, oh, anything could be enjoyable pussy.
Yeah.
Right.
But I think.
So, oh, it gives you an option.
It could be any race, any.
Right.
So then I'm not stuck into one cat, you know, it's like, oh, but yeah, I've definitely there's, but I think, yeah, if you can't have that and now, because then I think what happens is now you might start thinking instead of just jerking off, you're going to look at the, there might, your brain will start being like, oh, I'm attracted to a girl.
Because a lot of times you might be attractive, you just jerk off and then you, next thing you forget to talk to her, and now you don't have a Valentine, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
So I think.
The thing, the mood back in the day was just using the yearbook, too.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, those the yearbook days.
Oh, man.
Oh, bro.
It'd be like one little picture.
It looked like somebody had some breasts.
It could be a flare in the photo.
You'd be like, God damn, Tiffany got them.
Tiffany got them fudge rounds back in the day.
But see, there was no options back in the day.
So it was like, man, you had to.
But yeah, to be sitting in class, you can look at, I think it's.
So I like it.
So that's why they took it away.
Yep.
Well, I think they don't want people having it.
They don't want children to be able to access people under 18. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because, you know, they just put the button on it.
Be like, are you over 18?
You just click that shit every time.
Oh, that's all you got to do?
Yeah, you just click.
I think you had to send an ID in or something.
No, no, no, no, no.
You just click OK.
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I can't believe people would fight against this.
What sick motherfucker is saying, you know what, this 11-year-old needs to be able to look at this.
This is crazy, bro.
We got to get back to having some.
I think it's better for people, bro.
Yeah.
And it's better if you a father, you know, your kid, you know, I think it's like you can only do so much as a parent.
Yeah.
So you got any children on the way, bro?
Nah, man.
I hope not.
Shit.
Any love?
I'll wrap it up, man.
Yeah, nah.
You know, there's always potentials, man.
You know, there's always like, you know, the one you feel like you find, but then it feels like it's always something that directs you the other direction.
Or you're like, fuck, man.
I wish you wouldn't have done that.
Like, it's just that one thing, you know?
And it fucks me up, man, because it's hard to find love when you're out here black and successful and, you know, rich and, you know, popular, famous.
Really?
It's tough, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
It's tough for a brother, man.
Damn, it might be easy for y'all.
Yeah, no, not.
I'm saying tough for love.
Tough for love.
Anybody can get some pussy.
Yeah, it's just love, man.
It's a hard one to find.
You know, there's one right now that I'm slight.
All right.
Yeah, there's one.
Can we talk for a minute?
Yeah.
I want to know your name.
Yeah, let's go.
You feel me?
Yeah.
I actually brought Roll Todd Willie here.
You brought Roll Tide Willie?
I brought Roll Todd Willie here.
And we also, we had, yes, yes.
Dude, my buddy's dad was in the military with him.
Swear.
Yeah, my buddy's dad was in the military with him.
With Roll Todd Willie?
Yeah.
Yeah, Roll Tie.
Yeah, Roll Todd.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Here's good.
No jokes to say that.
My friend's dad was in the military with him.
How the fuck do you know this?
He lives in Alabama.
Yeah, my friend's dad is from Alabama.
Oh, shit.
And they were in the military together.
That's fucking crazy.
Yeah, I'm going to bring him in here.
Let's bring him in, man.
Yeah.
R.T. Dub at the gang, bro.
Roll tide.
Hey.
Wow.
We rolling, Dan?
Roll tide, man.
Roll tide.
Keep this in there.
Roll tide.
Keep it right there.
Yeah, man.
Brought the legend, man.
You know.
There he is, Willie.
How was that flight, bro?
Oh, that flight was all right, but ah, it was a long one.
I didn't think I was going to ever get here.
Yep.
Hey, man, man, said, be about 30 minutes.
It seemed like we rode for another hour and a half.
Have you flown before, Willie?
I flew in a little small jet before, not no big one.
What the hell are you doing on a small jet?
I worked with a man and he had a little small jet.
Now, you were in the military.
Willie, I think you were in the military with my friend's dad.
Yeah, he said you went to the military with his dad at one point.
Were you in the military?
I got to translate to him.
This a certain way he don't really understand.
Yeah, he was in the military with my friend's dad.
So he's saying, you know how you were down there with Road Tide.
Yeah.
And, you know, out in Tuscaloosa.
Right.
You were a Bamber boy.
And in the past, you went and you did stuff in the Army.
Right.
Yeah.
He got a buddy that did stuff in the Army with you.
Right.
What branch was he in?
A branch of the Army.
He was in the...
Yeah, 34th Division.
34th.
34th Division.
Yeah, no.
You guys were in the 34th Air Force?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you know the guy he's talking about?
Just be real.
Do you know this guy he's talking about?
Yeah, I know some of them.
I think I know him.
But you were in the military.
Do you know how many people are in the military, though?
That's kind of a lot of people.
A lot of people was in the military.
You remember his buddy's dad?
Yeah.
Fuck it.
Yeah, I'm trying to think of if we could bring him up.
Pull up, it's the guy right here in the middle of the middle.
You remember him?
Yes, I remember seeing him.
Yeah.
Okay.
We hung out a little bit.
What did y'all do in the army?
Done whatever the hell they told us to do.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what you posted.
So that's him right there.
Oh, he got rips since y'all got outside.
Yeah.
No, that's current.
Oh, it is?
They're the same age, yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
That joker is a horse.
Yeah.
That's unbelievable, man.
And what were you guys in the army?
Yeah, I told you, like, the 34 platoon.
Wow.
And are you Sagittarius?
What are you?
I'm whatever.
Yeah, Sagittarius or Nestor.
He don't give a bitch about nothing but the tide.
But the tide.
I don't give a piss about nothing but the tide.
Well, you got to care about Zodiac.
I don't care about nothing but nothing but the tide.
I said, I'm a tie.
I can tell Willie, somebody died just now, and he don't give a bitch about the tide.
Nothing but the tide.
Bro, it's a zodiac, bro.
We wouldn't even be here if it weren't for it.
Well, yeah, but see.
Oh, okay.
Look, they brought you what you needed.
But the tide is the greatest football team there is in the world.
I agree with you.
I agree with you.
Now, I'm going to name off a couple other teams.
You tell me if they're good or not.
All right?
Oregon Ducks.
Sucks.
Okay.
TCU Hornfrogs.
They suck.
UGA Bulldogs.
They suck too.
Oh, the Bulldogs is good.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about this?
The Toronto Maple Leafs.
Shit, I ain't never heard of them.
They suck.
They suck.
They suck too.
And then one more.
Let me think.
Oh, I know about this.
What about the Tulane Green Wave?
Oh, they so suck.
Oh, damn.
And the Buzzards so not suck.
That's what we call the Auburn Buzzards.
Oh, the Auburn?
Yeah.
The Buzzards?
Yeah.
The Tigers.
Now, what about them Old Miss Rebels, Willie?
Old Miss Rebels?
I ain't got no use for them neither.
Praise God.
And them South Carolina Cox, what about them?
I ain't got no use for them neither.
All right.
And my second favorite team after the tight is the Georgia Bulldogs.
I'm going to have one of those with you.
Can you grab me one?
Yeah.
We might as well.
Oh, yeah, Dawkins.
Have one, man.
You never had one in two years.
Hey, I ain't drinking none of that.
This is Road Tie Willie, man.
You can smell it.
Let me smell one.
Go ahead and get that.
I ain't taking that drink.
No, I think I'll get a new one, Willie.
I'll get a new one.
And do you remember?
I don't blame you on that.
Because you'll never know what happened.
Willie, I want to find out a little bit about when you were a child.
Did you ever have Halloween?
Did you guys dress up for Halloween?
Yeah, we wore Halloween masks and stuff like that.
Sometimes we put a brown paper bag over our heads and paint it up and cut eyes and all that in.
Why did you guys do that, though?
What is the reason?
Because we were so poor and couldn't afford nothing else.
And would y'all go trick-or-treating or what?
Trick-or-treating and, you know, get us a little candy and all that.
Were black people trick-or-treating around that time?
Yeah.
It was?
When I lived down there in Charlotte, we had a lot of black friends.
Oh, yeah.
Best friends.
How was that for you?
Best friends I had.
Yeah.
Why?
Because they was always there for me.
And I was there for them.
I said, a brother's always, and he's never going to expire.
Hey, I used to get.
Black don't crack.
I used to get in the fight and go here and be wanting to fight.
He was black, you know, but he'll come over there.
He'll tell the other black boy, you ain't messing with him now.
Yeah, yeah.
He said, if you go find him, I'm going to whoop you.
Yeah, you see the way they talk.
They say, the black boy, that black boy.
See, that's from back in the day.
Yeah, so that's just what he knows, though.
Yeah, he holds it against you.
What's the blackest somebody can be?
What's the blackest somebody can be, Drewski?
Oh, in my terms.
Is there the blackest guy you guys know?
Oh, my homies.
Yeah.
What the fuck is that?
That's probably the blackest guy he knows right there.
He's got dreads.
Anybody with dreads around the world?
Right, right.
See that.
That is my man right there.
Who is that?
That is Hollywood, Ryan Williams.
Amen.
We call him Hollywood.
Yeah.
Gang, he's a nice guy.
Oh, man.
He's number one ride receiver for Alabama.
Let's go.
About Nuck Budgetide.
Blitz, Bama Blitz, baby.
And now, what about your first girlfriend ever, Willie?
Who was it?
I don't think Willie's memory.
I don't remember no first girlfriend.
Yeah.
What about the most recent one currently?
Like, what was your last wife, girlfriend that you had?
I ain't had no wife.
I ain't had a girlfriend in 20 years.
Oh, man.
But wouldn't you want some love?
I'd like to be married.
Oh, yeah, I'd love to have some love, but ain't none around where I live.
What is the women like around there?
They all either mad or drugs.
Yeah.
You don't like no drugs.
I don't like no drugs.
I don't do drugs.
You ever been off?
Fentanyl.
I ain't never fooled with no drugs.
This is my only drug, mela light.
Amen.
And I think you're not a Sagittarius.
It doesn't matter, you said.
Well, I was born in December, so I reckon I'm a Sagittarius.
I reckon.
Yeah, you are.
Damn, brother.
They got a lot of Sagittarius.
I thought I, you know, surprised you for your birthday.
I thought it was his birthday.
I didn't know.
Well, I didn't know.
He told me.
He think we all got the same birthday.
I assumed it was yours, Willie.
You know, it's a country.
Now, Willie, what would it take to get you to cheer for another team?
That is a question I would like to know, man.
What amount of money would it take?
Couldn't take no money.
I'm a die-hearted Tide fan.
What amount of pushing would it take?
No pushing, nothing.
I'm a die-hearted Tide fan.
Now, what if a woman came, and I'm talking a lady came over from Texas A ⁇ M. I'm talking a lady rides up in a Corvette, Willie.
With some of that fucking...
That real...
Tell me this.
She got that cooter on her, that aggression.
Yeah, but I seen some of them at the airport.
Yeah, baby.
And Woody, now the- What the body?
Praise God, baby.
Had one now that a choke of mute.
Yeah, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, shit.
Now, would I have choked drop of that?
Not nobody.
Hell yeah.
He folded it.
It don't matter.
It don't take too much to get you to switch the game, bro.
It had nothing to do with money.
It was just the Texas, the blonde Texas.
Get you a little sip of that beer.
How's that beer, Willie?
That beer is good, but see, but ain't nothing going to make me leave the tide, man.
Really?
Nothing.
Nothing.
I respect that man.
He's a man with good.
Bruce should tell you.
a true Tide man.
Yeah.
Now how do you feel about...
He'll die a Tide man.
And Oh, man, I cried when he announced.
Yeah.
My stepcousin cried.
I cried, and I still even choke up every time I think about it.
Have you talked to him since he quit?
No, I ain't talked to him.
I'm hoping to get to meet him and get to talk to him.
You're going to convince him to go back, huh?
Hell yeah.
I need my coach.
But I think we're in good hands with the other coach.
Yeah, you got to say that, though.
Yeah, well, I got to support him.
He's our coach.
Of course.
And I'm going to support him 100%.
And we got to get him.
He's been a winner everywhere he's been.
And we got to roll tide.
We don't give a fuck about nothing but the tie.
Hey, look, if you don't respect Nick Say, everybody respects Nick Say.
Everybody respects the program.
You have to respect it.
That's the thing.
There's not a part of me that ever has been unrespectful of the program, man.
But let me think about this.
Would you ever go back into the military if there were a war?
No, I'm too old.
You're never too old.
If they'll let me go.
You probably could be a cook in the army now.
Shit, I don't want to be no cook.
I want to go out there with it with an action.
Hell yeah, baby.
I want you on the front line, baby.
Would you trust Willie on the front line?
Oh, yeah, baby.
Hell yeah, I'll be out there.
Bless him, baby.
Bless him.
Willie, I'll be.
Dude, I'd fucking get, I'd hire Willie before I get a damn ring camera, dude.
Are you kidding?
Fuck.
God damn.
I might need to switch seats, man.
No, you're going to be fine, but he's just pulling up.
That's Jesus' spirit right there jumping out of his body.
Now, Willie, what religion were you guys raised, brother?
Oh, we was Christian.
Yep.
Okay.
Nah, that's what's up.
That's what's up.
You know, I'm Catholic.
Well, ain't nothing wrong with that neither.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah.
I grew up Catholic.
I grew up Catholic.
That's a part of Christianity.
Right.
And, you know, as long as you believe in the right thing, that's all it cares.
What'd you grow up with?
Me?
Yeah.
We was Seventh Baptist, I think.
Seventh Baptists.
Okay.
What is the difference?
I thought it was just Baptists.
No, there's different layers of it, I think.
Well, you know, you got different layers.
You got them, what they call them?
Samoleans or Samoans?
Yeah, whatever.
No, I think that's a race.
Muslims.
Yeah, Muslims.
Slims, we call them.
He got some new teeth, too.
You see me put, yeah, so I'm dang.
Bro, you got rid of that nickel defense you was carrying, huh?
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Look at him right there.
No, he actually didn't have anything.
Yeah, it was nothing.
He didn't have nothing right there.
Yeah.
It was gum, straight gums there.
Straight gums, yeah.
And you feel different now, or how do you feel?
Oh, I feel great.
Oh, you got it.
Do you?
Yeah, I can gnaw through a cement brick now.
Eat everything I want to eat.
Let's go, baby.
Give us some coochie.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
I can gnaw the hat off.
Willie.
Willie giving a fade to somebody.
Everything's possible.
Wow, the world is your oyster.
It's changing.
Willie, what do you think the future is for the Tide this year with the new coach?
What do you predict?
I figure we're going to be in the playoffs.
Amen.
I know we're going to lose some games, but we will make it in the playoffs.
And probably going to have a shot at the title.
Very fair.
He got me again.
Yeah, baby.
That's holy water.
That's free, baby.
That's free.
It keep coming.
It's another buzz.
You know, I ain't going to put my tide down.
We're going to be there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, look, y'all been there every time, man.
I'm going to be blind before I get out of here.
Y'all been there every time, Willie.
Wow.
yeah, I'm good, man.
Yeah, he's doing good.
And what about children, Willie?
Any children in the future for you?
If I find a woman, it's great.
You give me one.
If one of them woman I find over there, Dallas, Texas, on that airplane.
That Texas A ⁇ M. I'll take one of them.
Pull up another one of the – Texas A ⁇ M girls?
No, these girls were on an airplane from Texas.
Oh, yeah.
I thought it was...
They got some beautiful women from there.
Yeah, Texas.
We got to find you a good woman out there, Willie.
Oh, you need to find me.
Oh, look at that.
Would I take this?
But you don't like LSU, though.
I don't like LSU, but I like the girl.
Yep.
My God.
She pulled for LSU.
And when I'm going with her, I'll take that.
Pull up some sisters for him.
Pull up some sisters for him.
Some black sisters.
Some ebony.
Type in ebony.
Ebony hot chicks.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, man.
We got some.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Now, that's a sister.
I know it's a sister, and she can be my wife.
Hell yeah, that Cadbury, huh?
Trying to get you a little bit of that Cadbury, ain't you?
He wants some yam.
Hey, we got some pretty ones around there where we live.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, I'm talking fast.
Get you something with some side items, baby.
Oh, man, you're on.
God, damn, boy.
Look at that.
Damn, God, nobody.
Oh, Lord.
Help me, Jesus.
Oh, Lord.
My God, boy.
I'm going to have to remodel my paint.
You know who that is?
That's Nikki Manon.
Yeah, but she could be right over here living with me tonight.
Okay, I didn't know you liked sisters, man.
Yeah, you didn't know that.
I didn't know you liked sisters.
Yeah.
My God, boy.
I might need to hire another tongue, baby.
Some fried chicken.
Dude, man.
My Lord.
You can cook, too.
Yeah, I need about four tongues.
Yeah.
I'm saying, boy.
I'm going to get me some.
Yeah, they can cook.
Now, can't nobody cook like they can.
Oh, man.
Well, they is crazy.
But it's just, well, I'm just saying, if I'm going to be the guy to say it.
We need you.
What about some Asian women?
You like your Asian women or?
No, Willie.
You into Asian women?
I go for all of them.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
It never ends, Willie.
Hey, you don't call them to your tribe.
That's it.
That's it.
We're having open casting, baby.
Willie, anybody could try out, man.
You running a conversation.
What's your favorite of all races with women?
It don't matter.
He just hit copy, paste, delete just now.
He just fucking deleted everything today.
No, he don't mind.
I don't care, baby.
He don't care.
I don't care.
Willie, what else, man?
What else is new in your life right now?
You got a new grill.
You're flying across the country.
You're doing big things, man.
That's all that's going on.
Yeah.
And what about local?
Hold on.
They got him a new house out there in Bama.
Yeah.
They had a fort.
They had like a house on wheels.
Oh, really?
They moved.
It was in backyard.
Yeah.
trailer.
And that wasn't really a trailer.
It was a trailer.
Yeah, like a tool shed.
Yeah, and we built it and turned it into a house.
Oh, nice.
Congratulations, man.
You staying in there already?
No, we ain't got through with it yet because we've been so busy.
A lot of new things going on for you, huh?
Yeah, because we constantly rolling, going here and there and here and there.
Rolling like the tide, baby.
Rolling like the tide.
Wow.
Well, it's a blessing, man.
You ever seen Forrest Gump?
He played for the tide.
No, I didn't see Forrest Gump.
You got to see it.
Yeah.
You got to see Forrest Gump.
I mean, I seen the movie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Forrest Gump.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've seen it like five times.
Oh, hell yeah.
I knew you definitely.
Yeah.
Run, Forrest, run.
And he did.
I say that, man.
They can't stop for it, bro.
And they can't stop him spitting, man.
I'm moving out to see.
Can we switch?
They can't stop for it, bro.
That's them new TV just get breaking them in, bro.
Chill, bro.
Run for us, run.
And he run so fast, he broke them ankle, them braces he had on it.
Yeah.
He ran right out of polio, man, different times.
Willie, God, I'd love to see you in Druski's new house.
Yeah.
I think Rotop, Willie, we're going to have you in Could have been house season two.
Yeah.
You do any music ever?
Sing a song that you may know.
I feel like that's like inspired by Bama, like back where you're at.
I feel like, because you were going to sing it when we were shooting the skit.
We didn't get a chance to.
Oh, that's Sweet Home Alabama.
Let's hear Sweet Home Alabama because, you know, he got to be able to compete.
We can bring the words up if you want.
Yeah, you have to do that.
You know, I bet it that way.
Yeah, I already did.
Sweet Home, Alabama.
Lord, I'm coming home to you.
Yep.
And then so blue.
Yeah.
And then he go, roll tide, roll.
You got you?
Yep, we're going to end this one.
All right.
We might have to shut it down.
Willie, we love you, man.
I love you, man.
We love you, too.
Yes, sir.
Thank y'all for having us.
Yes, sir.
Welcome.
You're always welcome here, and I hope to see you in Nashville sometime.
I want to come down to a U of A game and have you and go over there with you.
I'm going to just do the rest of you.
Hey, we'll love that.
Yes, sir, Willie.
All right.
Yep.
All right, man.
We'll be good, baby.
Blow time.
Blitz by my blitz.
Blitz by my blitz.
Roll tie.
Don't give a bit about that, but it's high.
Thank you, brother.
Love you, Willie.
Thank you, man.
Yeah, we coming out.
Man, that's so awesome, dude.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah.
Dude, that's so good, man.
Oh, a legend, man.
Nobody like him.
Yeah, you can't really find too many people like him.
One of a kind, bro.
He's kind of like the white flavor flave.
That's a great description.
You know?
Yeah, he really is.
You're not going to ever see anybody like that ever again.
They don't make more than one of them, man.
I appreciate you bringing him in.
And Drews, thanks for coming through, man.
Yes, man.
You know, I love coming on here, man.
Yeah, we got to find something cool to shoot, man.
Hey, man.
Soon.
Game show, a movie, Cops and Robbers or something.
Yeah.
You know, the fans want it, though.
Anytime we ever linked up, they love it, man.
So it's like, yeah.
Well, you're so funny, dude.
I just feel I really feel lucky to get to be in your world sometimes and all your boys.
Definitely.
They talk about how talented you are all the time, too.
We all do, man.
Ridiculous.
You're so fast on your feet.
We don't know how to fuck it.
Your brain is like unlike anybody else, man.
Well, thanks, bro.
Thanks for coming through, dude.
Oh, you won.
Yeah, cheers, baby.
Nothing but the tide.
Love you, brother.
Roll tide.
Ain't nothing but the tide.
Now I'm just floating on the breeze.
And I feel I'm falling like these leaves.
I must be cornerstone.
Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this piece of mind I found.