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Caleb Pressley is the host of “Sundae Conversations” at Barstool Sports. He was formerly a quarterback and “Supervisor of Morale” at University of North Carolina. Caleb Pressley joins This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von to chat about their recent hunting trip in Florida, the time Caleb died, going to Drake’s house in Toronto, Caleb’s missed chance at repping Luke Combs, and the mysterious life of Glenny Balls. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3FFnaGt Factor: Visit https://factormeals.com/theo50 and use code theo50 to get 50% off your first box. RocketMoney: Visit https://rocketmoney.com/theo to cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way. Shady Rays: Go to https://shadyrays.com and use code THEO for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. GamerSupps: Go to https://gamersupps.gg/TheoVon and use code TheoVon to get free shipping on free samples for the next 24 hours. Morgan & Morgan: If you’re ever injured, visit https://forthepeople.com/thispastweekend or dial Pound LAW (#529). Their fee is free unless they win. BlueCube: Learn more at https://bluecubebaths.com/ ------------------------------------------------- Music: "Shine" by Bishop Gunn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/ Producer: Riley https://instagram.com/rileymaufilms?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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	Today's guest is a host, a creator, and an interviewer.
	He's known for his Sunday conversations on bar stool sports.
	And he is a friend that I just got back from a hunting trip with doing hunting turkey.
	So we did it and we'll discuss it.
	Today's guest is my friend, Caleb Presley.
	Shine that light on me I'll sit and tell you my stories Shine on me And I will find a song I've been singing I'm going to stay And I'll be moving way too
	Oh man.
	Dude, I feel you're insane, dude.
	That's too long.
	You're rattling, boy.
	Dude, your body, your head's rattling.
	You're sitting there for too long, I think.
	You do?
	It's just 10. I mean, we did probably about 13 minutes in there.
	Yeah.
	We were in a, we had, there's dual.
	I mean, I feel damn fancy saying this.
	There's two ice baths now.
	Yeah, dude.
	Damn, dude.
	Like, what's even the purpose?
	Have you ever even had someone come over and do it with you before?
	Never.
	This is the first time.
	That was the closest thing I've ever been probably to kind of queering around with somebody, dude, honestly.
	I don't know if that's or just not.
	I don't want to say that.
	That was probably the most, the bravest thing I've done with another man.
	And it's like 32 degrees out, too.
	So it's not even warm when you get out.
	Dude, I just feel like Yeah, I feel like a bunch of snow just tried to fuck me.
	That's what I kind of feel like.
	The weird thing, though, is you feel like when you're in it, you feel good.
	After the first two minutes, you feel like I was going to swam in there.
	I was saying that.
	Oh, yeah.
	like if a seal would have swam up, I would have been like, oh, hey, I feel like it would have been very, The two ice baths?
	Yeah.
	Dude, there's nothing.
	I'm like, is there anything?
	Is there anything more homoerotic than two men in one ice bath together?
	Dude, do you think anyone...
	Do you think it's possible, physically possible, after 10 minutes being the ice bath to get an erection?
	In it.
	You can't leave.
	Oh, no way.
	No way.
	You can say anything could happen.
	Like any type of visual, mental stimulation you need.
	Wow, that's a great, that would be almost better, I feel like, than Dana White's slap fight, I think.
	You know, watching that, like in an underwater cam.
	First to pop.
	Yeah, first of all.
	And we're just the refs on the side.
	But it would have to be a clear tank, you know?
	And also, I think you'd have to get a certain like, it'd be so hard to get it all the way to the top.
	I don't know.
	Sorry, we were just in these ice baths.
	I got these blue cube ice baths.
	They sent me one a while back and then they sent another one.
	And they're awesome.
	I've just never, and now you can sit two men facing each other in them.
	And this is the first time I've ever done anything like that.
	So thank you, dude.
	You're welcome.
	Thank you for having me.
	Yeah.
	Thank you for having me.
	And so we're, yeah, it's just, we're both really, we just got out.
	I've been trying to convince you, dude.
	We've been hanging out.
	I hope this podcast doesn't suck because we've been hanging out and talking for literally the last five, no, six days.
	Yeah.
	Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
	Today's Tuesday.
	Oh, man.
	So we've been together for a week talking.
	This is the longest relationship I've been in in probably five years.
	But I've been trying to get you to get in the ice bath with me in Florida where it makes sense.
	Yeah.
	Where it's not 32 degrees when you get out.
	That's true, man.
	We got out and it was all, yeah, it was like, just, yeah, I'm trying to think of what it does.
	It definitely, I was just talking about this with George Kittle.
	It really heightened.
	It's like, you don't want to do it.
	It changed my whole moment, though.
	My whole energy is kind of changed now.
	Good or bad?
	I think good.
	A little while ago, I was feeling a little bit overwhelmed.
	I'd done a little bit of vaping.
	You know, I was feeling, oh my God, shit was going south.
	And now I feel a little different.
	Yeah, you're in your cabinet eating on those cookies.
	Well, yeah, I was trying to get my blood sugar is not very good right now.
	I think my blood sugar was either down or up.
	So I was going to fucking give it a cookie.
	Dude, we went hunting, man.
	That was crazy kind of, I feel like.
	Or that was interesting, I guess.
	I mean, there's the only two things I ever say that things are.
	I say sometimes I say they're insane.
	Oh, yeah.
	It was an insane trip.
	Well, that was the last time.
	I think the last time I was on here with you, we were like, we're going to see each other at hunting.
	Oh, that's true.
	And then it got kicked down the road because I went to the hospital.
	Oh, yeah.
	And then you lied about it.
	I didn't lie.
	I just, you guys hit me with that stuff on the airplane where you guys surprised me, you and William Compton.
	Dude, you told me to pull my, you told me to kill myself.
	I say that, really, exactly.
	I said, don't be a bitch.
	I said, don't get all like the hospitals were, that was during heavy COVID, I feel like.
	And there was a lot of like, they were getting people hooked up to ventilators.
	Dude, I was on a ventilator and you told me to pull the plug.
	Okay.
	Fucking show them whose balls, baby.
	Take them training wheels off and fucking lung up, homie.
	I was, I was under, I had an infection in my throat.
	Okay, which is a, I'm not going to say it's not.
	Okay, we get it.
	Understood.
	Got it.
	So it happens.
	I don't know.
	Okay.
	I go in and they put me under anesthesia and I go on a ventilator.
	They basically didn't give me a choice.
	They're like, do you want that or you want a trake?
	I was like, I'll take the ventilator.
	A trake?
	Is that the thing where you have to be like this?
	Yeah, I was like, I'll take the ventilator.
	What would you say to people who say...
	laughter
	And then that'd be the craziest if you had one of those smokers things.
	Like, what would you say to people who say, are you the throat goat?
	And so anyways, I'm on this ventilator and they have my arms strapped down.
	And I'm on anesthesia, like on all the drugs.
	That's building up.
	The drugs?
	The drugs?
	I was on all of them.
	I'm fucking strapped down.
	The only thing they don't want me to do is pull out my ventilator.
	And you send me a voice message.
	My mom's like, oh, Theo sent you something you want to hear.
	They're trying to cheer me up.
	She hits play and it's like, quit being a pussy.
	Pull that shit out.
	Walk out like a man.
	Sorry, man.
	I've been watching some David Goggins videos, I think.
	I was trying to bring you back.
	Dude, they had you on a fucking ventilator.
	You had a sore throat, bro.
	That was during COVID where people were dying.
	You know how many old people and kind of, I don't want to say like thicker people, but, you know.
	From Nashville.
	Yeah, from Nashville.
	It's a lot of thickens out here.
	Dude, you know what's the craziest part about this story?
	I lived at the time, I've moved since, but I lived five minutes from the Nashville hospital and five, excuse me, from Vanderbilt.
	Okay.
	And five minutes from the other hospital that's in Nashville.
	And I'm not going to throw it under the bus because they did a good job with me.
	And I chose the other hospital over Vanderbilt.
	Wow, really?
	Because Vanderbilt's like an esteemed place, I think.
	I think it's like one of the best in the country.
	Yeah.
	And you chose what?
	The other one was the other one's I think a Chick-fil-A.
	It was honestly, it was not joking.
	It was a seven-minute ride on Uber to Vanderbilt and five minutes.
	So I was like, let's save this time, dude.
	Yeah, let's save a few minutes here.
	You're on a tree.
	They had you in a full body cast, bro, for a sore throat.
	They were doing some stuff to you.
	It seemed like, I don't know.
	I think I just wanted you to, I was, people were dying, dude.
	And then you guys said you did, you know, I got that text on that airplane, and that's when Will Compton said that you died.
	Yeah, so we got up, when I got out, Will Compton comes and visits me in the hospital, and I told him what happened.
	My family's telling him what happened because it was funny afterwards.
	I think it scared them in the moment.
	And he's like, well, let's send a video.
	Let's tell Theo you died.
	Tell Theo you did it and you died.
	So he texts you and he was like, dude, did you hear what happened to Caleb?
	And you hit him back right away.
	You're like, what happened?
	And he was like, he passed away.
	And then he immediately took a photo of me doing like this in my little gown.
	But then you're on a plane.
	So the photo didn't come.
	Yeah.
	And he's like, I'm absolutely gutted.
	That's what he said with the photo, I guess.
	And so that's all I got.
	And then that Wi-Fi kept cutting in and out.
	Yeah, man.
	I remember I was literally crying in my seat.
	And there was like a, I don't want to say a gay guy that was in there, but some guy kept like.
	You want to say it.
	All right.
	There was a guy in there who didn't mind, I think, being around other naked men.
	Specifically the back side of them.
	And I'll say this, that he, for some reason, I think when I was kind of teared up and stuff, it gave him like an opportunity to kind of like slide in.
	Yeah, like, oh, I'm going to slip into this fragile boy right here.
	But I bucked up and kept it together.
	Yeah.
	And then when I landed, I found out that it was a joke and you were still alive.
	Do you and Will still have beef?
	I mean, I would say I'm not super fond of somebody that's going to, first of all, not even fake their own, at least fake your own death.
	Yeah.
	Don't throw me under the bus, under the grave.
	So I think that, you know, and they run, they have like a show.
	I don't know what it's called, but they do it.
	It's, yeah.
	It's like, but it's like they're on a short, they're on like a little bus.
	But with the tall guy?
	Yeah, yeah.
	The other guy played football here, Taylor.
	And he's, and, you know, they're on a, I mean, first of all, they're on a little bus, which is like, not saying that's where they belong.
	That's a short bus.
	Yeah.
	It's a short bus.
	They're on a short bus.
	And yeah, look, I wouldn't, I would say this.
	Would you fight him if you saw him?
	I don't know if it would be on site, but I think if somebody arranged something, I would say this.
	Do you think you and I could beat them in a fight somewhere like a I don't know if we're like rough and rowdy that Barstill does, but or something.
	Do we have guns?
	I think maybe one gun is hidden in the ring somewhere.
	Oh, first man to the gun?
	No, if it's equal opportunity for the gun, I don't think we win.
	Really?
	But if we have them.
	If we bring guns.
	What if it's equal opportunity?
	When they think it's equal opportunity, it's like right in the middle.
	Starts and we pull out guns and kill their ass.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I mean, I don't, I mean, yeah, like Compton, I think his eyesight's real bad, and he has CTE.
	He has CTEFG, dude.
	I saw that's between you guys, man.
	Well, look, they work with the same company.
	Taylor got some new teeth.
	Did he really?
	Wow.
	See, that's fucking rich shit, dude.
	Because his other ones look good, too.
	Did they?
	See, Will has new teeth, but his other ones didn't look as good.
	Oh, really?
	I thought they were fine.
	They look good for a football player, but you could make the argument once you come out of football.
	It made sense.
	Taylor had good-looking teeth.
	Yeah.
	But he's had too much money.
	He's like, I guess I'll get some new ones.
	Yeah, it's crazy when people just get extra teeth.
	And what do you do with your old teeth?
	You just keep them somewhere, I guess.
	Do the new teeth go over your old teeth?
	Oh, I don't know.
	Like a five, like a nickel package.
	I don't know what he's running in his mouth.
	I don't know.
	I really don't know.
	He's running like a 4-3 line in his mouth.
	I don't know.
	They had, I remember there was this homeless dude, and he kept all his teeth in his pocket.
	And when he would smile, so he didn't have any teeth left.
	When he would smile, he would just go like this and show you his teeth in his hand.
	So he would smile like with his mouth and he would get them out and fucking and show you all of them.
	So you got to respect that kind of shit.
	Dude, I'm still shit.
	Yeah, I wouldn't say I got beef with them, but I'll just say this.
	If somebody wants to fucking put some meat on the grill, I'll fucking watch it cook in front of them boys.
	You know?
	I mean, I like both you guys.
	That's insane to hear.
	It's sad to hear that you guys have that kind of relationship.
	But I mean, it sounds like Will's kind of done some stuff to you, specifically Will.
	And Taylor's probably been around in the area.
	Yeah.
	And it's not good stuff that he's done.
	And so I understand.
	Until he keeps faking injuries, I think, to get his contract money still.
	Do you, I mean.
	You want him to play?
	He lost 40 pounds.
	Look, I'm saying this.
	I'm not putting a bounty out on Taylor or anything, but if anybody rolls up with the ivory that's in that dude's mouth, all right, I'll pay you heavily for it.
	Like stealing somebody's chain.
	You wear it on the podcast.
	You wear his teeth on the podcast.
	It's crazy.
	Dude, one time I went on Safari and we did some comedy shows in South Africa and went on Safari there.
	And a guy, this like guy that was, his family had owned a diamond mine, right?
	So they were like, I'm not going to say they were like, they had S-L-A-V-Es or whatever.
	Right.
	But I'm going to say that they, anybody that owns a diamond mine is, they've done some stuff or whatever.
	So they took us to their land and they had all the animals, like everything.
	They had all the rhinoceros, giraffes, everything, everything could have.
	And we got to see all of them, right?
	It was crazy.
	You're driving around like tons of acres.
	You got to see all the animals.
	And then two weeks later, they sent us an email.
	It was like some poachers had showed up and they had the rhinos and their noses were cut off.
	The ivory was gone.
	So people came in illegally and killed off.
	With a chainsaw.
	They're like, they just, the guys showed up with chainsaws and just dude, that happened this, you know, that happened this weekend on our hunting trip.
	Uh-uh.
	There's poachers that came in and the guys shot at them.
	Oh, yeah, that's right.
	Shot over them.
	I don't know what we're allowed to say or what we're supposed to say.
	Yeah, well, we went turkey hunting.
	Someone got shot at, you know?
	Somebody got shot at.
	But I think, yeah, we went turkey hunting this weekend.
	And we went with Michael Waddell.
	And so you bring up a picture of Michael Waddell there, Riley Mao.
	Back there beating off, huh?
	I don't know if he's that guy, really.
	Let's get to a picture there of Michael Waddell.
	Bro, that's Mikael Whittle, okay?
	That is not how you fucking spell.
	No.
	No, Wad L, this guy.
	This guy looks like a fucking nutsack.
	Sorry to say that.
	He don't look like a full one, but he looks like a couple parts of it kind of put together.
	There you go.
	Nope.
	Damn.
	Waddell, boy.
	W-A-D-D-E-L-L.
	There we go.
	We went out there with Michael Waddell.
	And now this dude hates turkeys.
	He's the Osama bin Laden of turkeys, dude.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He's a Sama Butterball Laden, dude.
	This guy.
	So we get out there.
	What'd you think of it, man?
	What'd you think of the hunting?
	Well, I thought it was 50-50.
	It was 50% fun, 50% very, very boring.
	Terribly boring, and 50% really fun.
	Yeah.
	I like the parts where the part that stinks about hunting, I thought, is like you're out there and you kind of think of it as like a chill vibe where you're with your boys and you're maybe popping a beer, talking, listening to music, but you can't drink because you have guns.
	There's no music because you have to be quiet.
	And then half the time, my boys, you were in the car.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, I wouldn't throw me into the car.
	You were?
	Okay.
	Dude, I got turkey and you were in the car.
	Well, let's tell everybody exactly what happened.
	So first of all, we go out there, all right?
	And you set up, you bring like these little tricks and stuff.
	You bring like little like fans that are like camouflage, little, and you're like just geisha girling out there in the field, like trying to hide behind a Japan.
	And you kind of set, like you go set up and you hide somewhere.
	And Michael's also like to set it up, like the number one turkey hunter in the guest world.
	Oh, yeah.
	This guy could, yeah.
	I mean, this guy could just shoot an arrow into the air and it would land in a turkey.
	He won like a competition of turkey calling nationals.
	Yeah.
	He was like, yeah, he's like one of the best turkey callers ever.
	So he's got that, he's got that verbal on him.
	You know, he's definitely, he's, I mean, he's a, uh, he's like the pavarati of turkey callers.
	So he gets out there.
	So you're kind of setting up, and then he's, he's like in the distance.
	He's like, do it.
	See if he can do it.
	He gave me that thing.
	I wish I brought it.
	We could have called it.
	We could have used it.
	I know.
	The funniest thing is he'll be like, all right, everyone be real calm.
	These guys eat, they eat ants and dirt.
	They can see every speck of dirt.
	It's what they eat for a full-time job.
	Yeah, they eat spiders, buddy.
	So if they can see that, they can see you.
	So they have amazing eyesight.
	That's the thing you have to sneak up on.
	So we're all sitting dead still because he's telling us.
	And then, meanwhile, he's running through the field.
	He's got the fucking fan going, dude, we can see you for sure.
	He's a fake turkey.
	And he holds a fake turkey in front of him.
	I can't see him because he's hiding behind this fake turkey that's about this big.
	He's holding in front of him.
	Like an invisibility cloak.
	We had like five guys hiding behind a little bitty fake turkey.
	Like it was crazy.
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	So, but anyway, the crazy part for me is, and first of all, I'll tell you why I was in the car.
	So we did a couple of spots where you make the calls and everything.
	Nothing showed up, right?
	It was like waiting for like, it's almost like if you order Uber Eats or something, and then it just doesn't show up or whatever, the guy's lost.
	At a certain point, it's like, oh, fuck it.
	I'll just go put something in the oven.
	But sometimes we would see him.
	Like, it would be like if you saw Uber Eats like it's got close to your house, so you go outside to grab it.
	He kind of just creeps up and then just drives past your house.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	They had all types of like, so anyway, so the turkey, you go out there and you make the sounds and stuff.
	And we couldn't get the, we didn't get them.
	Remember?
	We didn't get them.
	No.
	So we had retired for the day the first day.
	Yeah, like two hours.
	We were out there two or three hours and we said, that's enough.
	Right.
	And at that point, we all got in the truck and we were leaving.
	And at that point, we just drove past a bunch of turkeys.
	Like we'd been in the woods looking for turkeys.
	Well, D.E. was like, I saw some gobblers over there.
	So there's another guy that was with us and he's like a, I guess he's like a land man.
	You know, he kind of is like a, you know, part man, part myth.
	He kind of hangs out at the camp.
	You know, this fellow named DE was his name.
	And that's not a full, I guess it's not a whole name, but it's, he gives you half of it.
	You know what I'm saying?
	He ain't, he keeps his cards close.
	You kept saying dyslexic Ed.
	I don't know what it stood for.
	I thought it was Ed, but he had the letters tangled up.
	But so we get out there and then we're riding off and DE goes, I think I've seen a couple gobblers.
	Okay.
	And so gobblers are turkeys, I guess, right?
	And so there's always everybody saying, oh, there's a couple gobblers right around that bend over there.
	It's a buzzword for sure.
	Yeah, it's a buzzword.
	And so.
	It's like saying synergy in the business meeting.
	Yeah.
	Or saying zeitgeist.
	People always say, oh, it's in the zeitgeist, you know.
	so anyway, somebody pops, somebody's like, Oh, some couple gobblers out there.
	So, next thing you know, we drive past like a bunch of turkeys, and they were like, I guess they were like on break or whatever, because I guess the turkeys are like out, like trying to hide from us, and then they all take a break.
	Anyway, we get, we've, we went, we couldn't find any turkeys that morning, so we're leaving, and there's a bunch of turkeys just like, they're like resting their legs on the side of the road.
	Some of them are sitting in ice tubs.
	They're all like, it's behind the scenes.
	We're driving through like behind the scenes.
	Turkey BTS, dude.
	Yeah, turkey BTS.
	So they're like, all right, let's go get one of these gobblers.
	All right.
	So these guys are like, all right, we're going to go get one.
	Because Michael Waddell does not like, he don't let a turkey live.
	He don't want to let a turkey live.
	No.
	He is, when he locks in on a bird, he locks in on a bird.
	He's very, very, very nice and very, very charismatic to people.
	But he's, you can see does have that switch.
	Oh, it fucking switches.
	After three hours, we're like, maybe let's go back and get some breakfast.
	Because we've been up since 4.40 in the morning and he was maybe we stay over here.
	Yeah.
	Okay, dude.
	We'll stay around for another minute.
	Yeah, dude.
	I mean, if you even fucking mention Thanksgiving, he'll just fucking come on you.
	Yeah.
	He kept on saying all these turkeys want to do is fucking fight.
	And I was like, yeah.
	Is it just a turkey?
	Who are we talking about, dude?
	So anyway, we park the truck.
	You guys get out and go back into some woods and come back a few minutes later with, well, what happened?
	Dude, the turkey walked up on us.
	Like, I mean, this sounds crazy.
	It was probably seven yards away from me.
	But dude, what are you going to do?
	Like, we have been waiting all day.
	We go out there.
	We drive all the way to Immakali, Florida, which is far for everyone.
	We're doing a hunting trip.
	We've been planning it for six months.
	We're wearing camo.
	Woke up at 4.40 in the morning.
	Yeah.
	I'm holding a gun.
	We're looking for turkeys.
	And I see one seven yards away.
	What am I supposed to do, dude?
	With the rifle down?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Now, look, man, you guys went and did it.
	For me, it was just like, we done it.
	We're leaving.
	We see a bunch of turkeys playing like, they were playing like badminton on the side of the road.
	So then it's like, all right, let's go kill one of these bastards.
	They're like, oh, y'all, someone threw me a peace sign.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They're not.
	Yeah, it was like, they seemed to, it was like, I don't know.
	I felt like the hunt had kind of ended a little bit for that morning.
	It had.
	And then also the thing about turkeys is, dude, these turkeys, they're two years old, bro.
	Well, they're fully mature.
	That's what he told me.
	I don't really know, but he said, two years old is fully mature turkey.
	He's ready to die.
	That's what he said.
	But can he buy, so he can serve his country, but can he buy a beer is what I'm asking.
	But I just felt that was the part for me that was a little sick.
	Like, what if it was a two-year-old kid out there and you're hiding in the distance, right?
	Making sounds, you know, like, oh, give me that back, you know, or no, it's nap time.
	You start making shit and he comes over and then you shoot him with a fucking gun.
	That's the part for me that wasn't adding up, man.
	It was like, you do all this trickery to get him to come over and then they're only two years.
	It's deceptive.
	It's a deceptive business.
	Yeah.
	And then you literally blow them.
	Yeah, blew Bert's brains out.
	Yeah, there was some sad parts to it.
	Also, dude, I shot that rifle the whole time.
	My only concern, it was not a rifle.
	It was a shotgun.
	The only concern I had, because I think that was the only time in my life I've ever shot a shotgun.
	I've never shot a shotgun.
	I can't think of one time that I've done it.
	And my only concern was I had shot other guns at like the range or whatever.
	And I was thinking, every time I got earplugs, I was like, this is going to be loud?
	Like, don't we need earplugs?
	And it was like, no, no, no, you're good.
	Dude, I shot that thing.
	Dude, it sounded like a bomb went off.
	It was like for like three hours.
	The next day we went back.
	I wouldn't even hold a gun.
	My ear was hurting so bad when you're in a hole of the gun.
	Like, these guys are insane.
	And I said to him, like, oh, yeah, I was like, we can't even really hear that good anymore.
	I was like, he probably can't hear me right now.
	And he literally said, he literally said, what?
	Oh, we're going to get some gobblers.
	Yeah, it was loud.
	That's how I describe it.
	It was loud.
	But we ate him.
	So I think that makes it like.
	Oh, they cooked it up immediately.
	And look, I mean, it was a great experience.
	It was awesome.
	It was like, it was interesting.
	You know, I didn't know what it was going to be like.
	You know, I mean, you go out there, you kind of set up.
	I think I've always want to fight something hand to hand.
	So I think it would, to me, it seems like if I got a blade on me or a sword even, I would go out there and fight a turkey.
	But I think, you know, I think the little bit of like, let me hide behind this tree and make a sound of another, you know, young animal.
	And we didn't say this, but the sound is like, so it's, it's basically a horny bird.
	Yeah.
	Like we're supposed to be a hen.
	We're pretending to be a hen trying to seduce a horny turkey.
	Right.
	That's like, say you're at a rest area, right?
	And you go in the, there's some dude out there smoking against the wall, right?
	He's out there just smoking a cigarette.
	And you go inside the men's restroom or the women's.
	Right.
	And the window, he's smoking right outside of a window that get where you can inside of the restroom now.
	And you're like, oh, come on, come on in here and get this cooter, baby.
	You know, come on in here and uh and just slide up on up in this slick wallet.
	You know, you say shit like that, right?
	Yeah.
	And at first he's thinking, oh, that's some bullshit in there.
	That ain't real.
	He keeps puffing his fucking Winston out there.
	And then finally, you're just like, you just start yelling like, oh, come and just snack on these titty nipples, you know?
	And finally, he puts that cigarette out.
	He's like, all right, I'm fucking.
	Had enough.
	Yeah.
	And then right when he comes in, you fucking blow his brains.
	Yeah, I would have liked to have got one.
	I would go again and do it.
	I think who you take and who you go with is definitely one of the best things.
	Like your buddy Cole Holcomb came With us, and that was really interesting.
	It was fun.
	The most fun to me about the whole trip, though, was by far just the in-betweens of the hunting.
	Yeah.
	Like going back, we went on a walk.
	It was fun.
	We ate.
	We had good food.
	We had a guy come over, tell us funny stories.
	Yeah, this guy, Ira Dean, came over from this band, Trick Pony.
	He came over and was telling us just a lot of stories.
	He used to live with Johnny Cash, and he told us a lot of stories about that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, and it's just beautiful.
	You're out there.
	We're in like the Florida, like not the Everglades, not really where it's swampy, but where it's like, it just is kind of like maybe high plain swamp.
	No, it's just not wet, really.
	Not wet at all.
	Yeah.
	But we saw a lot of crop, a lot of alligators.
	We saw tons of animals.
	We saw some deers.
	We saw, you were saying you saw some things trying to act like deers.
	It seemed like everyone was trying to act for us.
	Everyone's putting on a show for us.
	It was like DE and all then.
	They were cooking good for us.
	They put us up.
	And even the animals, sometimes they seem like they were trying to just do a show for us.
	Yeah, well, deers always act like every time a deer stops, it like acts like it's like auditioning, like it's like on a photo shoot.
	You know, like every deer, even if it's like 60 yards away, it's just like, you know, always just kind of like stop and stare.
	It's almost like they're modeling or something, you know?
	And they were supposed to have ostrich out there.
	That was one of the big selling points for me is you guys can come out here and, you know, gun down on a couple stretch out here.
	And I don't know if, are ostrich like trans birds or something?
	They're very pink.
	I don't know, dude.
	I mean, they, I don't know where they fall.
	I don't know where they fall.
	I don't know that that was a true thing that they were supposed to be out there, though.
	Yeah.
	I think that was in the email, the original email, is that there was a couple stretch out there we could pop off on.
	I'm just glad you did get to shoot those little baby hogs or at least shoot at them.
	Or, I mean, I'm not glad that you chose to shoot at them, but that you just got to shoot a gun.
	Yeah.
	Shooting the gun was fun.
	I wish we'd have spent more time shooting even just back at the camp.
	Yeah.
	It did make me want to buy a gun.
	My biggest takeaway from the whole thing was like, you kind of wonder how you're going to feel.
	This is my first time turkey hunting.
	For how you're going to feel to like take another life.
	Because it's like a serious thing.
	To like take another life.
	And I was like, am I going to feel horrible afterwards?
	Or is it going to be like no big deal?
	And to me, it kind of was like, because we ate it and it was like kind of like why we were out there, it wasn't a big deal to me.
	It was a big deal, but I wasn't like sad.
	Yeah.
	Does that make sense?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I was wondering, did that kind of break?
	Yeah.
	Did you, like, when you got home, where you're like, man.
	I was wondering if I was going to feel like that, but I didn't feel like that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, I think nature alone, if nature, they kill each other.
	There's a food chain, right?
	It's like they're not nature, you know, animals don't wake up in the morning and be like, oh, I'm not going to kill another animal if I need to do it.
	And also in the back of my head, I'm like, dude, I get turkey toms all the time.
	I get turkey tom from Jimmy John's two times, three times a week.
	How am I going to be out here feeling bad for doing like a dead turkey?
	It's like, dude, I'm killing more turkeys every week at home.
	Some hot peppers, dude, on wheat bread.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, that's good.
	I love a turkey tom.
	Yeah.
	So, yeah, that's a part of it, man.
	It's like, these are, this is what's, you know, you can't be eating it, but then be upset that it gets killed just because you're not the one killing it.
	Yeah.
	I almost think it's kind of better, maybe better to go hunt it.
	At least we went out, hunted it, killed it.
	We did everything the right way.
	And we cooked it up.
	We ate the whole bird.
	I got the feathers out of my house.
	There's a big slab of meat still attached to them.
	I don't know if that's supposed to be there.
	Cooked on them?
	Been putting salt on them.
	You saw it.
	That one that was in my house on the floor.
	Oh, yeah.
	There's still some meat on there.
	I've just been putting salt on it to make the stink go away.
	Shoot that bitch off.
	That's a fucking nugget, son.
	But I felt good about the whole thing.
	And I, I mean, Michael's awesome.
	And I would go back.
	I would go back.
	No, you wouldn't.
	I would not go back.
	I would.
	You would?
	Yep.
	If we went back, yeah, if it was just a good group.
	This guy, Cohen, was there.
	He was a camera guy and also just a hunter.
	So, yeah, I think I was just so fascinated as to, I didn't know people were so fascinated about turkeys.
	There seemed a lot more to learn that we didn't learn.
	And also the other thing is I think probably a lot of the enjoyment people get from it is Michael kind of did everything for us.
	Like we just sat there, which I'm glad he did because we would have not got any, we didn't get any turkeys as it was with the best turkey guy.
	Like if we just did it, we would have got nothing, but he did do all the hard work.
	He was running around doing all the shit.
	So yeah, we were just sitting there with the guns.
	Yeah, he wanted to make it.
	He made it as easy on us as possible.
	I think if you got to do a grenade or you got to do like a little, like a land, like a thing, they step on the landmine and you lay it out there.
	Some of that I would have enjoyed a little as well.
	I think, or I also, you know, I've always wanted to fight a pig just with a knife.
	That's always been one of my goals.
	The dreams are, yeah?
	Yeah.
	Oh, to jump out of a chopper or something and fucking get a pig like that.
	That to me, I just.
	It's just the turkeys don't have anyone hunting on their behalf.
	You're out there and you know no one's going to kill you.
	Right.
	It would be cool if the turkeys had a couple weapons too.
	Like say if there was a turkey, say if PETA, they're like, hey, instead of just bitching about animals over here with some poster board every now and then, we are going to go out in the morning on behalf of the animals and set a couple of landmines out in the field.
	Or you just know that every day, no matter where you are across the world, you're hunting.
	Every single day after their shift outside of Canadian Goose in New York City, they're going to take all those protesters, put them in a helicopter and drop them with machine guns at one of the hunting sites.
	You don't know if it's going to be your hunting site, but that day they could show up with machine guns and murder your ass.
	Just give you like some type of edge, like some type of, we were just sitting out there kind of, I mean, you kind of go through periods of being bored a little bit.
	Oh, and you can shoot anything else that's running by.
	That's another problem I feel like at a certain point, if you like when we didn't see any turkeys that second day, that's when we started popping off on this pig.
	It was like, it's almost like anything else that shows up is going to get gunned down.
	Yeah.
	So, but it was, yeah, I just, I, I don't know.
	I mean, it was, it was cool.
	You know, I'd had a long week.
	So I was also looking to kind of rest and stuff.
	So, but it was good, man.
	I'm glad that we went.
	Same.
	Yeah.
	I would definitely go again.
	I didn't know, I didn't know you would go again.
	I would go again.
	If Cole went with us, too, it was fun.
	It's totally about the group you go with, 100%.
	Sitting around telling the stories, laughing, all that was fun.
	Even sharing in the same room was fun.
	Like, when else do you get to do that as an adult?
	It's like you're back at like summer camp or something.
	You know, people stay out there just joking around at night.
	Yeah.
	You know, people are snoring.
	People are.
	People are.
	Some people are snoring out of their butt.
	There's just a lot going on out there.
	Dude, you kept waking up in the middle of the night.
	You would say little words, and they're always just super disappointed.
	You'd be like, you were asleep talking, but you'd just be like, oh, man.
	Oh, crap.
	What happened?
	Worst dreams ever.
	It just disappointed him asleep.
	I probably was at Hamilton or something.
	He just kept saying, oh.
	Yeah, I was probably watching the Oscars.
	And then Cole, my buddy, his phone, like it was like in the middle of the night, somehow he turned over and his phone went on the floor.
	He went, oh, damn.
	Like you had just been awake all day.
	It was fun.
	It was really fun.
	You guys both snored, though.
	And I don't think I snored.
	I was sleeping if I did.
	Well, okay.
	Yeah, lucky you, dude.
	I didn't hear it.
	I turn on that white noise.
	What else is, dude?
	White noise, I've always, white noise should just be like somebody just like helping their kid with homework.
	It's just like things that white people do.
	Making a bunt cake.
	It's just an older couple listening to Willie Nelson on their front porch.
	Saw a couple gobblers.
	Oh, I'm from a couple gobblers over there.
	Oh, man.
	What else, dude?
	Good to see you again, man.
	It's fun.
	Yeah, I haven't seen you since all week, every day.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I was like, damn, dude, I hope we had something to talk about.
	I guess we always something to talk about.
	Yeah.
	What was your season's wrap for Sunday Conversation, yeah?
	Yeah, we do like, so it's Sunday Conversation started as a segment on our pro football show.
	Like Sunday Conversation, CBS Countdown, whatever their NFL show is.
	And we just added it, Sunday Conversation, Glennie Balls eats a ice cream Sunday.
	That was just the idea, a little segment for our show.
	So it ran during football season.
	So for the first three years we've done it, we've done three years now, three seasons.
	We just ran it during football.
	But now I feel like it's kind of taken on its life of its own a little bit where I'm not sure if people, I don't think people like do the math in their heads.
	It's like, oh, this is a football show.
	Mainly because we've never talked about football.
	And the people who are on are pretty much never football players.
	So it's not a football show, really.
	And so now I'm just thinking about like, do we really have to do it like, because it's like 25 weeks or something in football?
	Like 25 weeks in a row of doing that show, I travel to the guests to make it easier on booking.
	So like, you know, it's if they have to come to where I live in, you know, Del Rey or if I was in Nashville, they had to come to Nashville.
	It makes it a lot harder.
	So I travel to the guests, which is a lot.
	Yeah.
	And I wonder if the show would be better, a better quality show if we can focus on the bookings, get really good bookings and just go to them, knock them out and spend really good time on the edits and stuff, and then not have to worry about being during only football season 25 weeks in a row.
	If we just do it year-round, sorry, whenever we get a good opportunity to do it.
	Right.
	So not, so maybe just like it could be every two weeks or every three weeks, just whenever the money is.
	It could be back-to-back.
	I don't know.
	Maybe people will hate that.
	I don't know.
	I mean, there is something to being the same time every week.
	People can wake up to it.
	There's definitely some to it.
	But I'm kind of playing with the idea of just starting to release them as we can get them.
	I don't know.
	Maybe that could be a dumb idea.
	I haven't tried it yet.
	That's kind of the direction I see it going.
	Is it nice, though, to have like that break?
	It's like you have the time where you don't have to go.
	It's like you can know, okay, for this 12 weeks of my life, I'm going to go and capture episodes.
	I do like that about football season because I think about like, this is my season.
	But the problem is, is like to get out now.
	So now I'm like in offseason, but I have a job.
	Like it's not offseason.
	Like I still have to be doing stuff.
	What are you doing, you mean?
	Like I like like I shouldn't like I work for a company.
	Like they should I should be doing stuff still.
	Like I can't just be all right until next football year.
	Like I'll be training until then.
	Like I take off like a week or something.
	Like I should still be doing stuff.
	Yeah.
	And so, and I am, we're doing some different stuff and me and you did something this morning, but I think that going away from just being intense about it.
	I do like that though.
	I think it's a good point.
	Like it is fun to focus in on something for a long time.
	But just and also like things get played out too if you don't.
	It's already been, we've already been doing it a long time.
	And so I'm not worried about it getting played out, but I think to avoid it getting played out, like really making the episodes really good and really quality.
	And I think that takes a little bit more like thought and time than just like really every week, just ramping them out, ramping them out.
	Right.
	But you've had some, I mean, you've had amazing guests.
	You've had, how was that Drake?
	What was that Drake experience like going there?
	Did you go to his house?
	Yeah.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah.
	And does he have like, how many front doors does he have?
	I feel like he'd have like a front door.
	And then if you're, they let, like, somebody lets you into that one, but it's not even him.
	And they get closer and closer.
	And finally he lets you in like a real.
	Yeah.
	We were in his house for probably like, probably 90 minutes or two hours before I saw him.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	It was an insane, awesome experience.
	He's my favorite artist ever.
	Wow.
	Ever.
	So like growing, because he's been around making like great music for 15 years since I was in high school.
	And they say that's your most, like your favorite music of your life is going to be the music that you heard when you were in high school.
	Really?
	They say that.
	I don't know who they are.
	Probably from Gobbler.
	But you know, like he just been like that guy for forever.
	I mean, I grew up, Lil Wayne was the best.
	Lil Wayne was like the goat and he was the inspiration.
	I think even for Drake, it's obviously Drake says it.
	But so like Lil Wayne and Drake, those were the two guys.
	And so 15 years down the line or whatever, 10 years down the line to be able to like meet him and like go to his house and like meet him.
	Who answered the door when you got there?
	Not Drake, huh?
	No, no, no.
	He has a dude.
	His security is insane.
	Good luck, dude.
	I would like to see the fucking busting boys try to run up with their teeth in there with some guns trying to get to Drake, dude.
	Good luck.
	Dude, there's so many.
	He has the most security.
	You ever seen security?
	Yes, you've seen some.
	Imagine more.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	You're not getting to this guy.
	No chance.
	But he was awesome.
	I mean.
	And was there some chicks there with the breasts or whatever?
	I mean, I'm sure they were.
	I didn't see them.
	They kind of kept us in the gym.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Like, there was a gym and it was like, if you got to use the bathroom, like, you really got to go.
	You can go.
	But, like, you guys need to stay in the gym.
	Oh, but otherwise pee before you pee when you leave.
	Yeah.
	Awesome.
	Yeah.
	But he was awesome.
	Like, and I was a little worried about it because he is kind of like, in my eyes, like this large in the life thing that I really love.
	Like, I love his music.
	And so like, you get worried.
	It's like, am I going to meet him?
	Is it going to ruin his music for me?
	Yeah.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Oh, totally.
	Like, is he going to be kind of a dick?
	Oh, yeah.
	Michael Landon was supposed to come to our town one time and meet people.
	And my mom was all excited and everything.
	And then he didn't show up or something.
	I don't know what happened.
	It ruins it.
	I've had that happen to me before.
	So I was worried about it.
	But no, like 10 of 10 experience.
	He could not have been.
	And he was super like into it too.
	Like before the episode, he was like, he wanted to do it.
	He was into the idea.
	He was throwing ideas out.
	He wanted to put his son in it.
	He was like, do you think it'd be funny if he opened up with Adonis, which is his son's name?
	Like, would it be funny if everyone thinks it's going to be me?
	And then it's just Adonis in there.
	And is his son walk into the room?
	Does someone bring his son to the room like on a little thing or like a little pallet or something?
	Like, how does, I just, I picture like somebody carrying his son in on a pillow and setting him down in the room.
	He walks into like his little juice box.
	He's so swaggy.
	His son's going to be like, I wonder what will happen because I don't mean like Michael Jordan's, Michael Jordan's sons, they play basketball.
	LeBron's sons play basketball.
	The Drake son, I don't know, like, is he going to be a rapper or is he just going to be, he's going to be famous just by nature of, people are going to know who he is.
	Right.
	Just by nature of his dad.
	Like, he has star qualities for sure just by talking to him.
	I mean, that's crazy to say he's like five years old.
	He's like that two-year-old turkey, dude.
	But I don't know.
	He was, he was great.
	I mean, it's hard to like comment on a kid, but he was amazing.
	He was just a five-year-old, like a pure little five-year-old.
	He wasn't like jaded or anything yet.
	Like, you're still talking about five-year-old stuff.
	He was.
	He was talking about kids in his class who could read.
	He's like, I can't read yet, but they got some nerds in my class who can read.
	Yeah, fuck him.
	Fuck him.
	Damn, dude.
	And what about, who else was I thinking about?
	Oh, what's something that people don't know about that has Bula guy?
	Like, do people...
	What is, like...
	He's like super religious.
	Oh, really?
	Does he like when the sun comes out, he has to be in a certain position?
	What is what all like what is he doing?
	He's not talking to women.
	He's not photographing with women.
	He's not in bars.
	Like, he's not.
	He's in the United States for the first time right now.
	He has his visa for the first time.
	Wow.
	So he's in Vegas.
	And I'm sure, like, I talked to his people a little bit.
	I'm sure that he could probably pick up like insane, insane bags.
	Just go to like the wind nightclub or whatever and just kind of get held up a little bit.
	Maybe punch Stevie Oakie in the face or something and get like a million bucks.
	Oh, he can't do it.
	He can't do it.
	Why?
	Because he's Muslim.
	So like he can't be around alcohol.
	He can't be.
	Oh.
	And he's serious about it.
	He's like a serious dude.
	He's 19. So he's like fully developed brain, very serious about life, serious about being Muslim.
	He's funny.
	He's like, I got a good sense of humor.
	He like likes to have fun, but he's like, he's a devout religious person.
	I don't think people realize that.
	And do they put him on a little rug and stuff every like hour and a half or how does that work?
	Dude, it's hilarious.
	Actually, what happens is girls will come up to him.
	He's the most famous person I've ever been around, ever.
	And just like doing this job for however long, interviewing people who are like celebrities and stuff, you meet, you run into people, you hang out with people who are like famous, and you see people who have crazy followings.
	Hezbollah is by far the most famous person I've ever, ever seen.
	When he walks through a place, it's like the whole room just like just come in on him.
	Everyone's trying to take pictures.
	Everyone's like wanting to get punched in the face by him.
	And I think it's because he looks, even if you don't know who he is, just by the look of him, you're like, that guy, there's something special about that guy.
	Because when I first saw him, I thought he was going to be like a dwarf, like a dwarf size, you know, like this tall.
	Yeah.
	But he's three feet.
	He's one football yard.
	He's this tall.
	He's got all that body and charisma packed into this size.
	Man, it's like a baby Snicker.
	Yeah.
	Bro, think about this.
	Think about a kid like this big.
	You can just hold him.
	That's a gobbler, huh?
	Now think about this.
	What if you hid behind a bench in the mall and made some Muslim sounds?
	And then when he came around the bench, you blew him out.
	That's insane.
	It seems insane, doesn't it?
	Dude, there's some people in a mockley that would love to do that to a Muslim.
	That's true, dude.
	Yeah, definitely.
	You don't have to drive far around there to hear the N-word.
	You could be downwind of anybody in that area.
	You'll catch it, you know.
	Oh, there he is right there.
	Oh, look at him.
	You know, and he really is a handsome guy, isn't he?
	Let's see him with his hair blown out.
	He got his hair blown out there for a wedding or something.
	That fourth pitcher rally.
	Oh, there he is right there.
	Oh, he's a solid dude, and he hangs out.
	He's from this little village in Russia, and he hangs out with all his friends from his village.
	And that's his team.
	And they're all into UFC.
	You know, I don't know anything about UFC really, but I think they have like three or four of the top fighters are from his village, a small village in Russia.
	Dagestan.
	Dagestan, yeah.
	And so he's like boys with all those guys.
	Like, who's it Khabib?
	Khabib was Khabhomadov.
	They might have the same last name.
	I'm not sure.
	Yeah, let's look up Hazbullah's last name.
	Magomadov.
	But is it Nirmagomadov?
	It's Magomadov.
	So it's not Nirmagomadov.
	I think you have to earn the Nerv.
	The first question is Hasbula a baby?
	He uh genetic disorder called childlike trails.
	No, that's not what that says that causes childlike traits.
	Sorry.
	No, what's crazy is the soccer player, another thing I don't sport, I don't know about.
	What is it?
	Maybe Messi.
	One of these top guys has had the same exact thing Hezbollah has.
	I think, to my knowledge, it's like a treatable, pretty very treatable disease.
	But you have to have the treatments when you're young.
	And he wasn't able to get them.
	He wasn't able to get them.
	So this soccer player, I think it's Messi, but it could be someone else, had that thing.
	They treated him.
	This is some HGH when you're little.
	And then he turns out to be like the best soccer player of all time.
	And then it's just like, can you get that dose?
	Damn.
	Wow, that's fascinating.
	Yeah, because I guess, yeah, it's interesting.
	This is if you can get medicines or not.
	Getting meds, dude.
	It's always been an issue, getting a hold of drugs.
	Can he date women or it's not allowed until he's married?
	I'm not really sure.
	Can you look up Muslim dating practices, please?
	I know that some Muslims have multiple wives.
	But can he even get started on his first wife?
	I don't know.
	It's confusing.
	Maybe you start with a second?
	I don't know, dude.
	Yeah, you're right.
	Muslim dating rules.
	Five Muslim dating rules and traditions you need to know.
	Eight Muslim dating rules and traditions you need to know.
	Yeah, click on that, brother.
	Be mature and old enough to start dating.
	That makes sense.
	Date with intention of finding your partner.
	No primarital sex.
	There it is, baby.
	Better stay off that gobbler till you put a ring on it.
	Single people need chaperones.
	Wow.
	I think having a beard is important.
	I'm not joking.
	I think that's a big part of it.
	You got to have a beard if you're a man.
	Sound like a joke, it's not.
	It's part of it.
	I think it's to show your manhood, right?
	Yeah, maybe.
	It's interesting.
	Wonder if I'd be a good Muslim or not.
	I don't know.
	You ever thought about doing it?
	I think you have to be born into it or you can just do it.
	I think you can dig do it.
	Yeah.
	Would you try it?
	Maybe.
	I tried keto for like, I guess, almost a month.
	Kind of makes you smell bad, though, doesn't it?
	Which one?
	Keto.
	Yeah.
	There's a little dose of your own medicine there.
	The sunshine continues To do its thing.
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	What else have we got going on, dude?
	Yeah, he's the most famous.
	He's like Morgan Wallen almost.
	Sheesh, dude, no one's like Morgan Wallen, bro.
	His numbers this week are in.
	I just saw it on Instagram before I came up here.
	His album did 472,000 streams.
	And I think that like the second highest was like 70. And they put together like the next nine together, like the next nine best from country artists.
	And they equaled or less than Morgan's.
	Wow.
	So it was like 70, 50, 50, 40, 30, 12. And it was less.
	Well, he's like Elvis Presley, man.
	I don't think people realize.
	I wonder, will he be bigger than Garth Brooks was in his prime?
	How big was Garth Brooks, you think?
	I mean, he was big.
	You think he was the biggest?
	By far.
	Because I think because Garth, like adults were listening to him and they were playing him like at all the school dance, he was like, you know, he had that breadth of the same thing that Morgan does, you know?
	Yeah.
	Top 50 songs in the Apple thing right now.
	He has 36 of them.
	No way.
	This album has 36 songs, which also is insane.
	Yeah.
	36 songs on the album is.
	That's a lot.
	That's more than one album.
	Yeah, dude.
	That's albums.
	I mean, look, how many words can you find that rhyme with Silverado?
	But he mastered it, man.
	It's good too, man.
	It's like at first you're like, oh, I don't know if I'll love that song.
	And then three days later, you're like just playing it on repeat.
	I haven't took it off.
	Last night, we let the lick it out.
	Wait, do it in my Trake voice.
	Last night, we let the lick it out.
	Oh, I think I've fucking gobbled.
	Dude, everybody's like, even Chinese people are listening.
	That's what I said.
	I said, who's listening to this, dude?
	Who are 429,000 people?
	Who is that?
	Like, who is listening to Morgan Wall?
	How are there that many people who even have access to like DE probably would have liked them, but there's no way he has access to, dude?
	Yeah.
	He ain't getting any Wi-Fi out there, dude.
	No, sir.
	I mean, he'll frisk you for some news right when we see him, you know.
	What did you guys talk about?
	You guys were in the car for like 40 minutes.
	Well, yeah, when I went to sat in the car, it was just me and DE in there.
	Wait, describe what he looked like.
	Just do like a, if you had to describe him.
	D, I would say he's kind of a, he probably 64, 60, 60 to 66. He's had a good bit of sun on him.
	The sun knows him.
	You know what I'm saying?
	The sun is fucking, the sun knows him, and he knows the sun.
	What do you think he wears?
	We saw him in camo, but like, what do you would wear if he was going to go out for like a steak or something?
	Steel camo.
	Yeah.
	No doubt about it.
	How would you like to describe his smell?
	Because you were in the car with him for a long time.
	Oh, I think he's clean.
	He seemed clean.
	He seemed put together.
	He seemed...
	We were talking about Adam and Eve.
	And that was it.
	He's kind of a biblical man.
	Dude, he had a...
	He...
	I think you were outside.
	Yeah.
	And I was sitting inside.
	And everyone had been talking.
	And it was kind of a situation.
	We were all moving around, go inside, outside, take a break from the conversation, go back out.
	Because, you know, we're talking about some sometimes you walk away and you come back.
	It is what it is.
	And he walked in.
	I think he had just dropped this bomb on you guys.
	And he liked the reception he got outside.
	So he came in.
	He's like, I got to get out of there.
	They're talking about, they're going way too deep.
	And I was like, what?
	What are they talking about?
	And then he just dropped it on me too.
	But it was kind of a good point.
	He was like, all right, so the Bible.
	He's like, the Bible, you got Adam?
	Yep.
	He did it to you too.
	You got Eve.
	You got their two sons.
	Where'd all other people come from?
	Big talk.
	How do you get the Chinese?
	How do you get the Japanese?
	Blacks.
	Mexicans.
	Other people.
	And I was like, and then I was like, yeah.
	Wait, how did that happen?
	I looked up the biblical family tree and it's Adam.
	You got Adam.
	You got Eve.
	You got your three sons.
	Where'd the other people come from?
	Yeah, where'd you get that next gobbler?
	You know what I'm saying?
	Riley, man, you might know.
	Riley, are you a...
	Riley's a biblical man, aren't you, Riley?
	I am.
	Yeah, and what do you know about that, Riley?
	Where'd they get the other people?
	What other people?
	Like us.
	Other people between now and the Bible.
	Like, if Adam and Eve had two children, they're both men.
	Well, they had three and one of them got murdered.
	Yeah.
	By the other one.
	Yeah.
	Damn.
	That's pretty crazy.
	So, how did other people get created?
	I don't know.
	It just happened.
	Amen.
	It's something I had never thought about.
	Yeah.
	Because I was raised, I mean, I've come from a Christian household.
	Just something I had never thought about that.
	I never thought about it either, man.
	It's interesting.
	How did they get all the other people?
	But we may not ever know.
	But we're here.
	But yeah, it was interesting how many people love Morgan Wallace's music, man.
	Yeah, even like Chinese people are like, you know, last night we let the liquor talk.
	Like, everybody listening to it.
	Hey, homie, last night we let the liquor dog.
	Everybody, dude.
	Like people you wouldn't even think, man.
	A guy is in a coma.
	Everybody's probably listening.
	He's got the juice, bro.
	There's just.
	You make good music.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's got a great voice, dude.
	And what a hard album to follow.
	Dangerous was the best album ever.
	I think it was brave to come out and do an album immediately after.
	I would have quit, dude.
	Yeah.
	Or at least on 30 songs.
	Yeah.
	Like to come out after Dangerous, had to follow that up with the pressure so high.
	I know.
	And then my first thought was like, yeah, well, this kind of sounds like Dangerous.
	And I was like, Dangerous is the best album ever.
	Yeah, dude.
	It's funny because even when I heard Dangerous, I went over, I went with Morgan and his band, they were playing it at somebody's, one of his producers' houses.
	They were playing it the first time I'd heard it.
	And I was like, I don't know.
	Some of them, you know, and then like a week later, I was like, it's the best shit ever.
	You know, it's funny how it just, I don't know, it's hard to, it takes you a little bit to get to know a song.
	Dude, I ever told you a story about Luke Combs?
	I feel like I told you this before.
	You might have.
	Stop me if I've said this before.
	But so whenever I was, me and Luke went to high school together.
	Okay.
	He was an offensive lineman.
	He was a senior when I was a freshman.
	So I played on the varsity as a backup quarterback.
	And then he was a senior offensive lineman.
	And so he didn't play much, and I didn't play at all.
	And so we would sit and talk to each other on the sideline.
	Just kind of.
	Oh, I've seen you guys.
	I haven't seen y'all, but I've seen guys just like y'all on TV.
	It's like the guys who know they're not going in, so they're getting really comfortable and they're really digging in their heels and having a good conversation.
	Like that's what we were doing.
	And so I always kind of was good friends with him as much as you could be from a freshman and a senior.
	And so he goes on to App State.
	And my dad died when I was really little.
	So when I turned 21, I was at Carolina.
	I got a Social Security.
	So I got like, I think like, I can't remember, like $40,000 or $50,000.
	And just kind of hit my bank account.
	That gobbler.
	Yeah, I got that goblin.
	I had never had any money ever.
	And so I was just, it was burning a hole in my pocket.
	I was like, I got to spend this immediately.
	I was like, I had to get rid of this money.
	And so I hit up Luke.
	You know, I was like, what could I do?
	This I want to like invest it.
	You know, you're 21, you got like half a brain.
	You're trying to figure out how finance the rest of your life make some huge business move.
	Ask a 21-year-old.
	You know, like, dude.
	So I hit up Luke.
	I was like, and he's making all these videos.
	He's singing at App State.
	He's like on the local TV.
	I remember seeing him on the local TV.
	Was he doing well at that point?
	He was just, he wasn't doing anything besides, he was singing like the local bar and he had a Facebook.
	This is when Facebook was big and he was posting his videos.
	He had this incredible voice.
	And I was like, bro, you are going to be, you could be something.
	Like you could, you could be something.
	I hit him up.
	I told him that.
	And Chase Rice went to our high school too, and he was already doing it.
	So we kind of had that glimpse of, you kind of just had that glimpse of, oh, this could really happen for somebody.
	Wow.
	Because Chase had done it out of our high school.
	And so I told Luke and I was like, man, I would love to.
	I got this money.
	I'm trying to blow, basically.
	And I was like, I would really like to figure out a situation, like to invest in you, in your career, dude.
	Cause I think you're going to be like, you could do something.
	You just need some money.
	And he's like, for what?
	But so anyways, we're trying to talk about it.
	We're like, how would it work?
	And he's like, well, let me send you some songs I'm like working on.
	And I have the email exchange still.
	And he sends me like three songs.
	And I listen to him and I've got this like cocky 21-year-old.
	I'm not being cocky, but you know, you just think you know everything.
	And I'm like, oh, well, you know, I don't know.
	I sent him back some notes.
	I was like, I like this one, but maybe we could do this.
	He could do this.
	I'm financing it, bro.
	He does whatever I want him to do, dude.
	Anyway, so he sent me these three songs.
	Long story short, nothing ever happens because it's impossible to just give someone money.
	And like, what am I going to get?
	What if I got like 10% of his career earnings?
	I wouldn't be here.
	I know that.
	But anyway, so basically fell through the cracks.
	And I was telling that story to somebody like a couple years later.
	I was like, I'm going to go back and find those emails.
	I went back.
	And by the way, my notes were like, this song, maybe not it.
	This song's pretty good, but maybe you could use a dip blah blah like an idiot.
	Don't know anything about music.
	Never played an instrument, sang in my life.
	And then he probably thought I was an asshole.
	He didn't say that.
	He probably was like, this guy's a dipshit.
	I go back.
	Dude, all three records were number ones.
	It was like, when it rains, it pours.
	It was like his first three number ones.
	And he was just sent them to me.
	I was like, yeah, but last night we let the league talk.
	Okay, that's what I'm saying, bro.
	Everybody's listening to that shit.
	So, dude, you're obviously not a good judge of music, bro.
	Dude, I got...
	Zero good qualities.
	Like, damn, dude.
	Can you imagine, though, if that would have worked if I could have figured out that business deal?
	I was born with a beer in my head.
	I'm saying, bro, everybody is listening.
	The Moriam Wallen.
	That's all I'm telling you, bro.
	Sheesh.
	That's all I'm telling you, man.
	And I went to Morgan's show, too.
	In Arlington, you went?
	In Arlington.
	I think it was one of his first stadium shows, if not his first one.
	And it was one of the best shows I've ever seen in my life.
	So good.
	Not to gas it up more than we already have, but the show itself is an amazing show.
	I thought it was over 25 times.
	He literally finished.
	He did like 10 encores.
	It was with four and a half hours.
	Oh, it's the longest show.
	He was still there.
	What?
	He went home.
	He was still singing.
	Yeah, dude.
	He sang in different voices, dude.
	By the end, he's just up there like, let not OBA Ligger talk.
	Okay.
	That's all I'm saying, bro.
	He just, he goes through it all.
	It's a great show.
	They're playing stadiums now.
	They are in, they just went to Australia last week.
	And the coolest thing is it's him, Hardy, Ernest, and I think Parker McCollum.
	So, my God, dude.
	That's so fun.
	And I've been and.
	All right, how about this merry fuck kill, right?
	Normal.
	Those four guys.
	Is this gay?
	Well, first of all, what are we doing with the last one?
	I'm going to do that with McCollum.
	Okay, McCollum's out?
	Yeah, because I just don't.
	I don't know.
	I don't know him.
	Okay.
	I would marry Ernest.
	Oh, yeah.
	Because he's blonde?
	I feel like he's funny.
	I feel like he might be like...
	Right, right, right.
	Yeah.
	You'd be able to laugh and stuff your whole lives together.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And then I would probably kill...
	Ooh.
	Because you don't want to fuck him, dude.
	Imagine how many people have fucked him.
	That's true.
	That's a good point.
	That's crazy.
	I'm not getting in that line.
	That's true.
	That's true.
	Yeah, I would get with Hardy for sure.
	And then also, Morgan's music has definitely put me on to Hardy, who's another awesome artist.
	Yeah.
	Who I've been just listening to his songs more than probably anything else recently.
	Yeah, I've been listening to a lot of those guys and even Florida, Georgia Line, were in my top five last year for that Spotify, whatever, that thing that comes out.
	Rapt.
	And then I went to save this chick, Jesse Murph.
	Have you heard of her?
	She's from Huntsville, Alabama.
	Dude, we were at the show in Fort Worth or Arlington.
	And so I went to see Ernest Specks.
	He's opened up for Morgan.
	So I went to see the show, go see him before the thing, and he's smoking a joint on his bus.
	He's got all his people all smoking joints on the bus.
	He's like, you want to smoke?
	I was like, okay, took a puff of their weed or whatever.
	And it was literally just immediately like, you know that feeling.
	Like you're, I don't know if you've smoked weed before, but you get, you get that, like, oh, like, I'm, I'm there.
	Like, I got there pretty fast.
	And then we were kind of sitting on the bus.
	We're all kind of looking at each other.
	I could see in his eyes too.
	We're like, oh, wow, like we're there.
	And then we walked off.
	I was like, bro, I don't know how I'm going to do this concert.
	Like, we got three hours of music.
	I'm supposed to be out here talking to people.
	And I'm kind of like, and then.
	That's what Ernest said?
	And that's how I was feeling after I walked off the bus because I was like, I don't know how I'm going to do this concert.
	And so I get to our seats and me and my friend are saying the same thing to each other.
	We're like, dude, this is going to be a long night.
	And we see Ernest go up on stage and perform.
	Like, dude, how is he doing that, dude?
	I can barely stand here and listen.
	He's up there fucking singing.
	He crushed too.
	Yeah, dude.
	It's a different type of cat.
	Yeah, I would marry him for sure.
	He's a bad day for love, but a good day for fly.
	Everybody loves that music, dude.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah, bro.
	Look, it's an exciting year knowing that they're going to be out touring, knowing that there's a possibility to go see them because it is fun.
	I went and saw them at Nashville, and it was amazing.
	It was amazing, man.
	Who was a tough guest to have on your show?
	Was there a guest you're like, man, this is just, it was hectic kind of, or it was tougher?
	We never, I would say almost without exception, everyone's been pretty awesome.
	Some of them are more business, like some of them are more like, a lot of them are just hangs.
	Like usually we get there, whether they've seen the show or not, you know, will shoot it.
	And they'll either have already seen it and they kind of have a feel for who I am.
	Yeah.
	Or they like it.
	They like what they think it's funny and they think like it was a good experience.
	And so we'll just end up hanging out.
	Like we shot Michael Irvin during COVID and I'd never met Michael Irvin.
	He didn't know us from Adam.
	But we shot the video.
	We all laughed so hard together.
	We ended up just hanging out on a Friday night watching like shitty college football like for like an hour.
	Yeah.
	So that's kind of how they most are.
	Some of them are more business.
	Like some people just, they're in and out, which those are the ones that are kind of.
	Right.
	You don't get to know the person as much.
	It's a good video, but like for me, I like the actual experience of getting to meet the people and hanging out with them.
	So I prefer those ones.
	Like even Drake, he's like, we guys, we finished like 10.30 at night.
	And he was like, what are you guys doing for dinner?
	And we're in Toronto.
	It's like a Tuesday night and there was nothing open.
	It was only McDonald's.
	We were actually planning on going to have a celebration at McDonald's.
	He's like, oh, no, it's all, I'll open a restaurant for you guys.
	Or like, whatever.
	I'll keep a restaurant open for you guys.
	He calls some restaurant.
	We show up.
	It's already closed.
	And they're just like.
	Wow.
	Like Drake Shack.
	It says Drake Shack when you get there on the sun.
	Yeah, he was the man.
	What about Stephen A. Smith?
	What was that like?
	He was hilarious.
	He was kind of in and out, but he was doing like a press tour.
	He went on every show.
	Oh, he didn't.
	He went on like every show that's ever happened.
	He was on like doing like local newspapers.
	He was like promoting his book.
	He was on like the women's shows, daytime talk.
	He was like in a sitcom series.
	He did my show, part of my take.
	So he was running through the gauntlet, but he enjoyed it.
	People just like doing stuff that's not the everyday cookie cutter, I think.
	Oh, for sure.
	I think it's one thing that's interesting, even just about like new media and stuff, is that shows are different.
	That's what was so cool about Hot Ones, I think, when it first popped off, you know, is that it was just a different way of having an interview.
	It was something interesting.
	He's so good at interviewing, too.
	Sean Evans.
	Oh, Sean Evans, yeah.
	He's so good at interviewing.
	He's a master.
	He is like a very much like a sensei, you know.
	Have you met him?
	Yeah.
	I feel like he might be the best, like just in terms of just interviewing somebody and getting in a researching, delivering his research and turning it into, it's not just about like, I know this extra stuff about you.
	It's like he takes what he's learned, informs the audience of like what, some background stuff you didn't know, and then weaves it into an interesting question that the guest enjoys answering.
	Because that's what makes a good show is like people like to be on his show.
	I think, oh, you've done his show.
	Yeah.
	People like to do the show because it's like he gives them interesting things for them to talk about and think about.
	Yeah, it was cool.
	It was.
	It was like, oh, this is fun.
	I'm enjoying kind of thinking about my own life here.
	Yeah.
	I think he's the best.
	Who is some, what are some upcoming guests?
	Because I know you guys do it by kind of seasons here.
	So what are some upcoming, like, would you get Biden or Trump on, you think?
	I would, I think they would be hilarious and equally, equally the funniest episodes of all time.
	Yeah.
	And I would do it if Biden would do it and Trump would do it and run them like what?
	Back-to-back weeks.
	So no one's like, you know, you lib or whatever, whatever.
	He's taking a political side.
	I don't want it to be political at all.
	And that's the problem, though, is like, I know so many people, Davis said this, Dave Porternoy, who I work for at Barstool.
	I think other people have said it.
	Like, I know it happened to Elon Musk.
	It's happened to Joe Rogan.
	It's happened to the dude from Nelf Boy.
	Steve will do it.
	Like, you just watch people kind of get involved with something that could even be construed as political.
	And then all of a sudden, dude, you get, you got canceled.
	Like, not canceled in terms of the fake cancel, but you got like newspaper articles being written about how you're a terrible guy.
	They're digging up dirt from your past.
	They're talking to every person who doesn't like you ever.
	Like they're, it just, it's happened to all those guys.
	Like, you really, is it really worth it for that funny moment to like have your whole life dug up?
	Right.
	And especially if it seemed like if you go after conservative, if you have conservative people on, then it's definitely more likely to happen, probably.
	Yeah, for sure.
	You know, for sure.
	Which is crazy, but yeah, that just kind of is what it is.
	Would you do it?
	If you want that smoke, I mean, I've thought about, I mean, I've gotten all like we were thinking about trying to have Tucker Carlson on, you know?
	And so I think like, I don't know a lot about him, you know, but so I'd maybe like to get to know more about him as a person, you know?
	So I'll say this.
	My grandma, she watched Fox News every night, like religiously.
	And what happened to her?
	She passed away?
	She passed away.
	She got diagnosed with Alzheimer's.
	And when she got diagnosed with Alzheimer's, Tucker was doing a lot of stuff with Barcelona at the time, with Dave.
	Dave was going on his show a lot.
	And so I knew people at Barcelona knew him.
	I never met him.
	I still have never met him.
	But I said, I would really like to do something nice for my grandma right now.
	And so I asked our booking people, do you think there's any way Tucker Carlson could like, I know it's a crazy ask.
	He's probably busy and whatever, but like worth asking, would he like make a video for my grandma?
	And he made this video and sent to me.
	It was like a two-minute video just being so nice.
	She didn't remember at all.
	I don't think she even knew who he was.
	But like just the fact he did it, it's like, you know, there are people too, you know, it's like, I know people hate him or whatever.
	Oh, last night did you want to liquor talk?
	That was your grandmother.
	Sorry.
	She told me to tell you that.
	No.
	But yeah, anyways, just like for people who hate Tucker, I don't know him, but I don't watch his show.
	And I've seen it and I don't watch it on purpose.
	Okay.
	But, you know, nice guy, or he did something nice.
	He at one point did something really nice for me and my family.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I just, yeah, I think sometimes I just think like, I don't know enough about politics to get where if I'd want to get that deep of someone who's that on one side of it, you know, but.
	Well, that's what I do.
	That's what happened to Dave.
	He interviewed Trump.
	And then they started coming after him.
	The sex tapes came out.
	That's when you saw all the sex tapes.
	That's when the New York Times writes an article.
	That's when Business Insider writes an article.
	That's whenever he starts like, and it hurts his business.
	And like, you can say, like, Dave, I really don't think he cares about people's opinions.
	I don't think he cares, but it hurts the business.
	It's not good.
	And it hurts your relationships.
	You know, he's has a good girlfriend and he's got all this crazy stuff coming out.
	Yeah.
	So it's just maybe not worth it.
	But to answer your question, I think it'd be hilarious.
	Yeah, it'd be interesting, man.
	Yeah, I think it would just be interesting to get to know who that person is.
	You know, the kind of the good thing is I don't know that much about politics.
	I have some of my own thoughts and feelings, but I don't get into like a lot of listening to a lot of the points of it.
	I just have my own thoughts and feelings about what I think about, you know, I guess living and being in a country and being human in the world.
	Riley, what are some different Morgan Wallen songs?
	Pull up the top 10 right now.
	Pull up the top country 50 right now.
	Pull up the top 50?
	I mean, you can do country, but like he's all the whole, everything 50. Really?
	So when I was doing, so I had Morgan on my show?
	Streaming.
	Yeah.
	When I had Morgan on my show, they sent me like a, like a press release, which I didn't use because my questions don't like go off that.
	But I read it over.
	His last album was the number one, most longest, it was the longest at number one of any album ever or something similar to that.
	Number two was Adele.
	And number three was Bruce Springsteen.
	And Morgan Wallen was longer than him.
	Yeah.
	I mean, he's the Elvis Presley right now.
	I'm excited to hear Luke's new album, too.
	Yeah.
	Because he is, I think that's, I think if Wallin's 1A, I think he's 1B.
	Oh, Bailey Zimmerman's going to be on that tour with him as well.
	Oh, there you go, right there, last night.
	Thinking about me.
	Thought you should know.
	Yeah, I wonder who else would be a unique guest for you to have on.
	Maybe that guy that killed those people like a murderer or somebody?
	Yeah.
	You think you could get a murderer?
	J. Lewis?
	Maybe BTK, one of those guys or something.
	I would take Jameis Winston would be my number one.
	I actually want Beetlejuice the most.
	Dude, how great is Beetlejuice?
	He would be my number one.
	And I've been trying to get him.
	What happened?
	Well, he apparently he lives in Georgia.
	He just is in Georgia.
	Like you go down there, you can see him.
	He's in a town.
	He goes to the store.
	People know where he's at.
	Fuck him.
	Yeah.
	I'll beat the fuck out of him.
	Dude, they would ask about anything.
	You're like, hey, your grandfather's dying.
	Like, I'll fuck him up.
	Beetlejuice don't give a damn, dude.
	They're like, hey, what do you think about Mike Tyson?
	Oh, fuck Mike Tyson.
	I'll fuck him up.
	I'll fuck him up right now.
	You don't give a fuck, dude.
	They're like, Beetlejuice, we heard that Beetlejuice was talking shit.
	He's like, oh, fuck Beetlejuice.
	I'll fuck that guy up.
	I'll fuck him up.
	Fuck him.
	He's my number one by far.
	Get us some Beetlejuice clips.
	Get on the YouTube.
	This is going to be a rabbit hole for us.
	And Jameis Winston is my number one NFL player.
	What happened?
	Let's talk about what happened with Jameis Winston while Riley Mao's looking this up.
	What happened to Jameis Winston last year in the NFL?
	He didn't play at all.
	There must be some bigger reason, and this isn't talked about why he didn't play over Andy Dalton, why he played two weeks and then didn't.
	I mean, they never put him back in.
	What do you think?
	Something must have occurred because there's no, Andy Dalton is mid, right?
	Yes.
	Ask any Cincinnati fan.
	He was there for nine years.
	It was mid the whole way.
	Right.
	How do you get a, there's no way you don't try Jameis Winston at some point.
	But I mean, do you feel like that?
	I mean, just in there, do you feel like they had seen Jameis and they're like, this is, we kind of know what we're going to get?
	But, I mean, I don't think a lot of Saints fans are like over the top about Jameis.
	Oh, I think tons of Saints fans were like, why would you not put, take at least a, he's at least going to be higher or low.
	It's like.
	At least he'll be exciting.
	Right.
	It was the most boring, mundane, safe bet season ever.
	Something else must have happened.
	There was no reason at some point.
	I don't know.
	It could be like a contract thing.
	It could have been like he's going to be up for a renewal.
	Maybe they wanted to keep him.
	I don't know.
	Maybe they talk to him.
	Maybe he's like, look, I'm out of here after this year.
	You guys are moving on.
	Let's just keep me.
	I don't know.
	No, he's like, I don't want to play.
	Could have been it.
	Don't play me.
	Right.
	I don't want to do it.
	Yeah.
	No.
	Thought you should know.
	I don't want to play.
	Sorry.
	Thought you should know.
	Dude, but being backup quarterback, best job in the world.
	Oh, so good, man.
	Pick up a few mils, just sit there.
	Everyone loves you.
	People love you.
	Shoulders hurt a little bit, probably.
	From what?
	Shoulder pads on the sideline.
	Oh, I thought you meant from keeping your hopes, from holding your hopes.
	I think you just get rid of those things.
	Just get that cash, sit there.
	Never get hurt.
	Don't take any hits.
	Don't have to really practice that hard.
	Yeah.
	What do we got?
	Beetlejuice right here.
	Oh, Beetlejuice the movie, Riley.
	Maybe, yeah, maybe Beetlejuice, Howard Stern would be a good.
	But how do you not know what we're looking for right here?
	Dude, Riley said he could do 150 push-ups right now.
	Well, I'm not, he's never mastered, but he's never ejaculated in his life.
	Yeah, he probably could do more than that though, huh?
	2,000.
	Riley Mao, what do we got going on?
	What's in the news over there, Riley?
	Oh, put these on.
	See if we can get them.
	San Francisco reparations, $5 million.
	What is this article?
	Go down to the document, Riley.
	Let's zoom in a little.
	Payments of $5 million to every eligible black adult, the elimination of personal debt and tax burdens, guaranteed annual incomes of at least $97,000 for 250 years, and homes in San Francisco for just a dollar a family.
	These are some of the recommendations made by a city-appointed reparations committee tasked with the thorny question, what would it take to atone for centuries of U.S. slavery?
	Dude, then I'd do Blackface in a heartbeat and move to San Francisco.
	Wait, is this a this is someone that said this is someone who said, what would it take to basically make up for slavery?
	Or this is someone that said we should do this?
	They want to do this in San Francisco.
	They want to give $5 million to every other.
	They weren't even any slaves in San Francisco.
	They didn't even do it.
	Dude, that's a fucking crazy thing.
	San Francisco literally means no slaves.
	Yeah, it means without Francisco, dude.
	They're acting up.
	Wow.
	That's true.
	I think it's a good idea.
	Yeah.
	I see where they're coming from.
	Oh, yeah.
	I get the understanding, but it's like, yeah, I think, dude, you're going to have a lot of people dying their skin and moving over there.
	Bro, I would definitely, dog, you're going to have, I'm putting tannins in.
	I'm doing everything, bro.
	I'm taking collagen blockers, whatever I got to do, bro.
	I'm drinking ink.
	I'm fucking getting in, dog.
	Dude, I would do slavery.
	I would be a slave, dude, for a year or something.
	Oh, bro, sign me up, dog.
	I would fucking, yeah, I'd move to Florida and work for somebody, dude.
	Yeah, I would do some time, bro, to get in.
	They say it was the $97,000, $5 million.
	How many dollars is it, dude, forever?
	For 250 years, you're not even going to be alive.
	Bro, it sounds like Beetlejuice answered the question.
	$3 million, $97,000, $1 per family.
	Everyone gets it for two, you get it for 250 years.
	Damn, bro.
	It's going to be interesting.
	Do you think, though, that after the 250 years, families would be like, okay, they're just going to, how easily after that, are they just going to be like, all right, cool, We're cool with not getting that money.
	No, people would want to continue to get that money.
	I think they would do it and then be like, I don't know.
	You know, that we could probably, I don't know, but I'm over it yet.
	Right.
	Hey, we need another 10 years.
	Yeah, let me really digest what's been happening.
	In 250 years, dude, there's not gonna be a planet.
	See, maybe they know that and now they're trying to, that's probably what's happening.
	Dude, $97,000 250 years from now is going to be like a Coke.
	What if you got to keep it, but it was like the lottery and you didn't get it until you serve your 250?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, you just, it keeps building up in an account somewhere.
	I don't know if this, I mean, look, I don't know.
	I don't know.
	But yeah, I think you can't.
	How are you?
	How do you know if somebody was part of slavery or not or if their family was?
	In San Francisco?
	Yeah.
	They weren't.
	That's true.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Yeah, I think you got them.
	Yeah, you got to come east a little bit.
	Maybe at least Tucson.
	What?
	Out of respect.
	Ultimate respect.
	What else we got, Riley, in the news?
	Tarpon Springs, man.
	This is around by you, isn't it?
	Probably.
	Arrested for placing camera inside men's restroom at We Spy Coffee and Moore.
	We Spy Coffee and Moore.
	Yeah, and Tarpon Springs arrested.
	Tarpon Springs arrested 31-year-old spy.
	Listen to his name, Spy Ryden.
	Dude, what do they want him to do?
	His name's Spy Riding at the Spy Store.
	What exactly do you think this guy's going to do?
	It's a spy store.
	We spy coffee.
	What do they do at the place, Riley?
	Come on, get us into the stuff.
	Placed his phone in the bathroom under the sink to record.
	Man, he found attractive.
	Oh, he was gay.
	The defendant advised.
	Imagine you walk into the bathroom and then this dude walks in.
	He's like, sorry, sorry.
	Picks up his phone.
	He's like, nah, dude, you're ain't cutting it.
	Not to me.
	Yeah, dude.
	I ain't filming this beat, dude.
	You wash your hands walk and he puts it back and walks out behind you.
	What else we got?
	This doesn't do it for me, Riley.
	Wait, can we do one thing, Riley?
	Can you just type in we spy coffee and more?
	Let's just get a look at the place.
	Yeah, that's a good call.
	And I just want to, yeah, we'll just see what the more is maybe.
	Yeah, what is it?
	Go click on the business over there on the right, Riley.
	Florida Sponge, Coffee, We Spy Coffee and More employee arrested over spying.
	Hey, look.
	Okay.
	You can't get upset if you go to a place called We Spy Coffee and More as somebody spies on you in that bitch.
	That was a setup.
	They got his ass.
	That's a frame job, dude.
	Hey.
	They got a gobbler over there.
	Thought you should know.
	I thought you should know, dude.
	All right, let's get it.
	What else we got, Riley?
	What you got?
	What's going on with you, Riley?
	We haven't checked in with you in a while, Riley Mao.
	If you guys have ever met each other, can you?
	This is my first time meeting him.
	So the first thing that we said to each other was, hey.
	And then he said, well, you were gone, he said that he took a lot of pre-workout.
	So he's on pre-workout right now.
	And he could probably push out 150.
	I said, there's no way that's true.
	But I didn't know a thing about not ejaculating ever, which I don't believe.
	And I'm not saying he's a liar, but I just don't believe it.
	Sounds like you're saying that he's a liar.
	Dude, one time I was in, one of the things we did early in my career, I had so many ideas.
	Yeah, well, like what happened?
	One of my interns at the time, he was an intern at Barstool, wasn't necessarily mine, but he was a young fellow at Barstool.
	We saw how long he could go without coming.
	And so basically the rules were no sex, no masturbation, no doing anything that mentally will excite you to that point.
	You basically just have to live your life as a earnest and faithful man, and we'll see how long you go before you just come.
	And he went 21 days in his sleep.
	So your body comes all the time.
	Is that true, Riley?
	Yeah, Riley, give us an update.
	You and I haven't checked in in a while either.
	Riley, give us an update, and I hate to just get right into your sexual nature.
	But when the last we checked, you'd never ejaculated.
	Is that honestly what you're saying?
	That is true.
	And where are you at now with it?
	Still haven't.
	But Riley, and if Theo's not going to do it, I definitely don't want to do it because we just met.
	I'm not cumbing him or whatever.
	Insane.
	And I'm trying to come him either.
	Okay.
	I don't want to come him either.
	But have you ever woke up, like you woke up and then you had done it in your dreams or something like that?
	No, no, not that I could think of.
	What do you mean that you could think of?
	Have you ever woken up and it seemed like somebody had, you know, shot a scene of ghostbusters in your pants?
	No, not really.
	See, that's, and I find it tough sometimes to believe him.
	That's what you did at that hunting trip.
	Wake up.
	Look down at him.
	Ah.
	You said, no.
	Oh, damn.
	Somebody shot a gobbler.
	Dude, we got to get a turkey sound and just drop it in throughout the episode.
	Okay.
	Coo-coo!
	Oh, yeah.
	It was in dead moments where there's no sound.
	Riley, what's the most, how's the date in life been for you?
	What's been going on, buddy?
	I've been getting out there more and more, but still single.
	And he's not going to burst or nothing until he's wedded in wedlock as part of his religious affiliation.
	Is that right, bud?
	That's correct.
	Man.
	So do you like, I mean, do you, that's a, and that's part of like, if you're doing Christianity, probably Muslim, like main, the main religions, I feel like that's part of it.
	So do you feel like, do you, does it make you nervous, Riley, to be like, to just think about just that you might do it and get married and then get nervous that like it will go, just not go how you want it to?
	Or like, how do you want it?
	How do you want it to go the first time?
	Yeah.
	I mean, I feel like it's going to, you know, you know, I'm going to be nervous and, you know, nothing's going to.
	Yeah.
	And what?
	Sorry, Goon?
	I mean, it might not be as, you know, what I hope, but you know, we'll see.
	It may.
	How much do you think is in there?
	In him?
	It's a long time.
	How old are you?
	24. Yeah, that's how long.
	How much do you think is in there?
	Can you feel it?
	At least one of those medium ice cream cup things.
	No, I don't feel it.
	Okay, never mind.
	I'm not going to say.
	We don't know each other.
	But you can ask, he's very open about it, and we've discussed it over the years, is that he's waiting for God.
	Do you ever just pray that God touches you in your sleep or anything like that?
	I don't.
	Do you feel like you are carrying it extra?
	Do you feel like your body has stopped, your body is tuned into what you're doing and it's like, all right, let's just shut down the production of this stuff for now until we got a wife?
	Or do you feel like it's still making it?
	And if so, where do you think your body's holding it?
	Like, if you ran out of room in your testicles or wherever it is, where do you think your reservoirs are?
	No, I just, you know, I just don't think about it.
	I don't really have any urges.
	It never came across in my mind.
	But in your mind, what are you talking about?
	Like, surely you think about women and stuff, yeah?
	Oh, yeah, all the time.
	Okay.
	So, but then how do you prevent it from getting to that sexual space where you're thinking about pleasuring yourself or rubbing your body on the carpet until you ejaculate?
	It just never gets to that point.
	Do you think it's because you have good self-control or do you think that you're just blessed with an unperverted disposition?
	So you just got kind of lucked out, basically.
	Yeah, I think it's a mixture of both.
	That's the part I have trouble believing sometimes.
	And I don't mean, I'm not calling you out about it, but do you feel like dormant?
	Do you feel like your wiener is dormant?
	Yeah, pretty much.
	That's fucking crazy.
	I mean, but how are you going to get?
	I mean, how are you going to take that into a marriage?
	I don't know.
	It'll probably just, you know, happen when it happens.
	Do you worry that when it does happen, it will be too much?
	Like, you just held so much of it over the years that it would just be, when it does come out, it will be so much.
	Yeah, like you're going to have to call the manager or whatever.
	Oh, probably, but I mean, that might be a good thing.
	Oh, geez, dude.
	So how many kids do you think you're carrying in your body right now?
	Oh, geez, maybe six.
	Six?
	I mean, shit.
	Damn, bro.
	You're like a dang semen mule.
	Well, that's crazy, bud.
	What else?
	Have any interesting dates recently, Riley?
	Kind of.
	I have a friend that's been getting me out there more, meeting other girls at random places.
	And if you had to describe these girls, like what type of women, like what ethnicity or something, give me one word to describe them.
	Mostly white.
	Very cute.
	Blonde, brunette.
	Doesn't matter.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Do you worry about meeting someone and like you meet the woman that you really like kind of woman of your dreams and then you think it's the one but then at kind of the last minute she pulls out like hey I want to see if I want to see if this volcano goes off you know I just want to test it for if it works because maybe she doesn't want to give me you know go into a lifelong commitment just to make sure that the yeah say you meet some bra and she wants to come you up a little before you guys get hitched what
	what do you do what will you say man i would i would probably uh can you do that or you can't i don't know i never really thought about that well what do you mean it's like do you what are your rules like can you do it or not you know like that's what i'm saying buddy i just you know you know what i'm asking him yeah i think the rule probably is just no can't do it damn man well it's
	amazing i can't i don't know anything that hasn't ejaculated in 24 years except for him well he has he has never he has you think he's lying yeah well because it'd be harder to say that if he was in this room but since he's in the next room i can tell you he's lying i don't want to say it to his face but he's lying and and riley i don't mean that like that you've done it to yourself or anything like that but i do think it is it's science yeah that your body will do it and
	that's what that was our experience uh our experiment at barcel was will his name's robbie we said when will robbie's body do it it itself yeah when will it release itself if robbie's not gonna do it when will it release itself in 21 days oh wow so i think it's around that i think it's i think you can carry carry it for about a month before it does it in your sleep yeah i took kevin gates says he does it all the time in sleep really because he's he's a semen retender oh yeah he's zined out he's edging or whatever yeah so he said all the time he's
	just waking up just sticky sticky pants a lot of guys are doing that uh deficit defecus edging or whatever where you don't poop poop yeah yeah and you just try to go as long as you can or whatever you know that's how elvis pressley died he was he'd retain so much uh defecate in his body did you hear the thing about the plastics in our waters are making our taints smaller dude i was thinking about that the other day i was like do you think that because
	there's the area between our butts and our balls are getting smaller and smaller because i guess because there's plastic in our water even hearing yourself say that sounds really crazy if i was just thinking dude what if we could figure out a way to what if we could figure out a way to reverse it and and expand expand the taint and get it up here yeah i love that bro you can tell how someone's health just by how tall their balls were dude
	i thought about getting my balls completely taken off right yeah so it's just all wean or no balls imagine that dude i bet chicks would dig that if you're like hey it's all dig no nuts honey imagine?
	Looking at that?
	Yeah, but still, I think it seemed so much more aerodynamic, you know?
	It would look so good.
	Oh, it'd be like a fucking, it'd be like a Lamborghini down there, you know?
	But sometimes I feel like it's like a nice little bed, kind of like kind of like a hammock almost for your resting.
	Yeah, it would just have no friends, nowhere to hang out with.
	And your penis would end up not to be gross, end up getting in, touching your bone.
	Oh, that's a good point.
	Now you're talking.
	That's true.
	You'd have a lot more propensity to maybe do self-gaying.
	Dude, you get out of the sauna, you got your blood flowing all of a sudden.
	You don't even know what's happening, dude.
	Some guys in class, he's just shoving his wiener into his butt for no reason, just because he's bored.
	Yeah.
	Hey, Randy, what are you doing back there?
	Like, ah, my bad, man.
	Killing time.
	They thought you should know.
	What else we got, Riley?
	Any more news or what?
	We've got...
	What about I want to get Glenny Balls to come on here sometime.
	Yeah.
	You know?
	Yes.
	And you said he's a very interesting man.
	He's an Italian man.
	Yeah, he is, actually.
	And he has an only stand show, right?
	And it is more about talking with only fans, women.
	Yeah.
	Do you think he is going to end up in some type of pornography?
	Or do you think it gets to that sort of a slope?
	His best case scenario is that he ends up doing porn?
	I mean, I just don't know what he wants out of it.
	Well, sex, probably.
	I'm sure he's meeting a lot of women.
	And they all want to bang him.
	And he says no.
	Oh, he's saying no.
	He won't do it.
	Because it probably is a conflict of work.
	I guess it's a business thing.
	Right.
	He's got to stay professional.
	It makes sense.
	But now, because he says no, all the girls, it's like a challenge.
	It's like, who can be the OnlyFans model to take down Glenny Balls?
	It's like an award.
	It's like a gobbler.
	Yeah.
	Dude, he's a horny guy.
	Is he?
	Yeah, I love him.
	God.
	Dude, okay.
	This is a weird thought.
	Yeah.
	Do you feel like horny guys are more fun to be around, even though you're not trying to fuck them?
	Good question, dude.
	Sometimes I feel like being around horny guys is fun.
	Just like this guy's hamped up right now.
	This guy's fucking fired off, dude.
	It's like, I'm bored, but this guy is, he's got natural energy.
	He's like, yeah, I don't know.
	Yeah, this guy's spruced up.
	Well, then I'm not saying that's how I feel.
	I'm just saying, do you have a friend?
	Look, what do you say to people who say, what do you say to people who say, it's fun to be around horny guys?
	I don't know.
	I don't think.
	I will say this.
	Once guys get married, they become, there's less kind of like that energy is, you know, they're more excited.
	I think about getting out and getting drunk and stuff, but they don't have that same like, they can't do sex anymore.
	It's like a vitality that people have that natural energy.
	It's kind of like, yeah.
	Oh, it's definitely fun.
	A lot of times, though, it's like, like my buddy and I used to go eat sometimes.
	And if there weren't any cute girls at the restaurant, he'd be like, let's leave and go to another restaurant.
	Sometimes it's a little too much, you know?
	Yeah.
	And then also you get like kind of how Michael Waddell has that like switch where you just, we want, we had a fun time turkey hunting both days, but the second day after we've been out there four hours, we're like, all right, let's go home and eat.
	And he said, all right, I'm going to stay here and kill a turkey.
	You guys, hey, I'm going to kill a turkey.
	And sometimes you get that with guys too, like, okay, but like, I was serious about this the whole time.
	It might be fun for you watching me get horned up, but I'm serious.
	Yeah, it's like almost like Antonio Cromarty with having kids, you know, when other people are like, hey, man, good game today.
	We're going to fly back on the team jet.
	And he's like, I'm going to stay in town and have a kid.
	What else is going on, Caleb?
	I don't know when we'll see each other again.
	Dude, we've seen each other enough.
	Yeah, you're right, man.
	Yeah, you're right about that, dude.
	No, you're coming to Florida.
	Oh, yeah, that's true.
	That's right.
	I'll see you down there.
	In two weeks.
	Two weeks.
	What'd you think about Florida?
	I kind of want to, I'm starting to think about a recruiting strategy to get you out of Nashville down to Florida, just because I like to make people do things that I do in life.
	Like whether it's, I was recruiting people to Nashville.
	My lease was about to be up in a month.
	I was trying to get people to move here.
	People get in town.
	Like, where are you?
	Like, I moved.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I really liked it, man.
	We were down near like Jupiter, Boynton Beach, kind of, you know, it's, oh, it's nice.
	You go outside.
	There's just, there's a breeze.
	There's the beach is right there.
	You go out and you feel the Lord just licking at you.
	And I don't think that happens, you know.
	Nashville is nice.
	It just, but it doesn't have that beach.
	It doesn't have that.
	It doesn't have that energy in the air where it just feels like everybody's there for a good time.
	That's one thing that happens in that's more at the beach.
	And it feels a little bit healthier probably down there.
	I think it's a lot healthier.
	Yeah.
	I mean, a lot of stuff here is like, you know, people are drinking.
	It's a big drinking culture, golf.
	So I have to give a lot of those things.
	There was a moment in my recruiting.
	I was still early.
	I hadn't thought about my strategy, but I was trying to tell you that people in Nashville are drinking too much and you need to move to Florida.
	It ran the math in my head.
	I was like, well, that might not be my best pitch.
	Yeah, dude, people are most Florida's.
	Wow, everyone's fucking hammered.
	They've got suntans.
	Would you say your response was like, yeah, at least these guys are going to get cancer or die?
	At least these guys are not going to live for it.
	I don't remember what you said.
	Yeah, there's less cancer in Nashville.
	Yeah, I don't know what, but it's definitely very peaceful.
	It's nice.
	What else?
	I'm trying to think of being so general about it.
	Oh, I can't wait to go back at least and have another experience of at least a relaxing experience.
	You know, another, I think I'm going to go for a few days before the UFC in Miami.
	this is my best pitch so far that I've thought of that makes sense in Nashville because I lived here for six months, so I know what it's like.
	When you get to that point in the day, maybe it's the afternoon, you kind of already did your work, or maybe you've got some more to do, but you're kind of tired and you need to take a break.
	Okay.
	What are you doing at three o'clock in the afternoon in Nashville?
	What are you going to do?
	You want to take a break?
	What are you doing?
	I don't know.
	Maybe go for a like go out to the lake over there and go run or something.
	You're not doing that.
	You're not doing that, dude.
	You're not doing that.
	Dude, you asked me today, you're like, hey, do you want to go on a run?
	And then before the podcast, I was like, sure.
	And then you're like, yeah, I don't really want to do that.
	So let's just fucking not do that.
	I didn't want to do it either, to be honest with you.
	I was like, I guess that sounds fun.
	You're like, no, I don't.
	That fell apart fast, boy.
	That shit fell apart fast, dude.
	Bro, what do you think about this?
	Do you think a lot of gay men go in the military just to meet other men and just pretend they want to fight?
	Dude, my massage therapist in Florida.
	I just met her.
	She works with all my friends who are like athletes and they need massage therapists.
	And I just started going just because I'm kind of bored.
	And she was in the military.
	And then her job, next job out was fake prostitute.
	Uh-uh.
	So she just was, I don't know.
	How far do you think you have to go with a guy if you're fake prostituting before you catch up, like before you throw up the badge?
	And do you think they believe you if you're butt naked in there?
	Do you think they don't have the badge to show you?
	Do you think they even believe you?
	Well, yeah, what if you forget your badge at home at night?
	Like, fuck, you're just fucking some dude.
	You're like, you're under arrest.
	Well, dude, we were fake prostitutes out of the Turkey Hunt.
	This is exactly what we were.
	Turkey Hunt is literally like being a strip club or something like that.
	And then the girl comes up to you and she's like, hey, you want to get this private room?
	You're like, I don't know how much it's going to cost.
	Like, oh, it's cheap.
	They talk you down.
	You're like, I don't really want to do it.
	Honestly, like, I'm not trying to do that.
	It's not why I'm here.
	And they talk you into it.
	You get in there and they blow your brains out.
	The second you walk in, dude.
	Yeah, the second you walk in, there's like seven other dudes standing there with erections, and then they blow your fucking brains out.
	Oh, God.
	Thought you should know.
	It's just everybody about to start saying thought you should know.
	And then they blow your brains out.
	That's exactly what that is, dude.
	You hide behind like some ferns and shit, right?
	It's like behind seven ferns without Zach Galifernacus, right?
	So you hide behind a bunch of ferns.
	You make a bunch of sounds like, hey, don't you want somebody that's cooter?
	Hey, don't you want some cooter, buddy?
	Hey, hew.
	You just make sounds, you like, make sounds of like tits just beating against each other.
	Just random tit sounds.
	Then when somebody finally comes around the bush to see them, a bunch of dudes stand up and be like, Thongi, you should know.
	And they fucking just blow your fucking brains out.
	But it was fun, man.
	It was fun.
	I think we've probably covered a lot, huh?
	I don't know.
	I know.
	Riley, anything else you need to talk about?
	What's on your mind?
	Durai, I'm sorry about what we said earlier.
	I'm feeling bad about it.
	I'm not.
	Someone needs to figure out, we've long wondered how much, what is the reality of it?
	And people say it a lot.
	Is Riley really, how real could this be that this man refuses to ejaculate in a very ejaculatory world?
	Yeah, no, it's 100% real.
	Do you feel like your joints work better and stuff like that?
	I just wonder, where is it going?
	Because it's going somewhere.
	Because you're a human body.
	It's all backing up in you.
	Like your whole body is full of semen.
	How much food can you eat before you're full?
	A lot.
	But do you fall and like cut your leg and it feels so good?
	Like, what's coming out of you?
	I'm wondering.
	When you bleed, like, is it white?
	No, it's red.
	Damn.
	Sheesh.
	I feel like he's not giving us much information, do you?
	I mean, it's a sensitive thing to talk about.
	I understand why he would not want to give us information, particularly me, since I don't know him, but it is interesting because it sounds like he's lying.
	Yeah, and I'm sorry, Riley, am I making you uncomfortable?
	No, no, not at all.
	Okay.
	Would you tell Caleb the truth?
	Yeah, yeah, that was 100% the truth.
	Will you tell me the truth after Theo leaves?
	I will.
	Will it be the same truth you've already told him?
	Yep.
	I thought you should know.
	I don't know what else we have, Caleb.
	Dude, no, it's crazy.
	It's like, I don't know how long we've been going.
	If you started Morgan Wallen's album before we started and you listened to our whole podcast, it would still be going.
	That's true.
	That's a long distance.
	It's just five hours long.
	And you'd still be listening to number ones.
	That's the crazy part.
	We're like Morgan Wallen's stands.
	Are we stands for Morgan Wallen?
	I love him.
	Yeah.
	I love his music.
	I've met him enough times to think he's a cool, good guy.
	He's really funny.
	I don't know if people get to see that side of him very much.
	Man, fuck bangers, dude.
	He just, you know what I've been seeing a lot recently is like his clips of his like earlier life are starting to circulate.
	Oh, really?
	When he kind of looked like Keith Urban a little bit.
	You've seen that?
	He had a different type of haircut.
	Yeah, yeah.
	There's videos of him, I know, when he was auditioning and stuff for different shows.
	I wonder how he feels about that now.
	Because look, I mean, at the time, he's probably really excited to be on the voice.
	It's like a big opportunity.
	Now, I wonder if he looks back at it like, I shouldn't have done that, or if he thinks it helped him?
	Yeah, that's a good question.
	I think one thing we don't realize is all little things have a play in where we are, whether we want to admit it or not, because they affect how you also then want to do things.
	It may have said him, you know, I don't want to, you know, I want to do my own thing more.
	I don't, you know, I like some of this, but I don't like a lot of it.
	If I would have never done that experiment on Robbie Fox with the coming, I would not think he's lying.
	Right.
	But since I did that experiment in my life, I know for a fact that he's coming at nighttime or even worse, or more, more liarish during the day.
	Right now.
	I don't even know what he's doing right now.
	Dude.
	Well, Riley's kind of a smaller in stature guy.
	How tall are you, Riley?
	I am 5'4.
	And so how much seam, I mean, he's like has full of a sky.
	Yeah, you got a lot in you, man.
	Oh, God.
	It'd be beautiful.
	I just, I think you men, a lot of older gay men would pay to watch him come the first time, as sad as that is.
	It's kind of like gluing balls now with so many girls.
	Like, since he's not, and he's out and he's, you know, I don't want to spill his information, but he's, he's active in the community, but not with these, these type, this group of women.
	Right.
	These OnlyFans women, to my knowledge.
	And you could be lying as well about that.
	But that's what he's saying.
	So it's like a pride thing for these girls, I think.
	Like they're going to, they're going to see who can do it to Glenny Balls.
	And I think the same could probably be said about a lot of your listeners, male listeners with him.
	Or female.
	I mean, I don't think it's, but I think there's a lot of men out there that even straight men that would probably pay to watch him do it the first time.
	I would pay to know how much it was.
	Just to know.
	Someone just text me the number of inches or they filled up in like a water bottle.
	Do you feel like, you know, you pee sometimes in the car and then you're like, I'm going to pee in this water bottle.
	And then you fill it all the way top.
	You're like, oh, I got to cut the stream off or something.
	It's going to come out the top.
	Yeah.
	Like, I wonder if it would be the same thing.
	You just got to kink the hose and get another water bottle.
	Almost like when they're taking blood to do the thing and then grab the next one.
	Yeah.
	Damn.
	How much do you think you got in here, Riley?
	Probably a lot.
	Oh, damn, bro.
	Gross, dude.
	That's big, dog.
	That's big.
	Now, we could do this.
	We could have a thing even for charity where we get people to bid, like guess a number, like how much little hect ounces or hect, you know, little mint, you know, kilo ounces or whatever it is.
	And whoever gets the closest.
	But you can't do it for your own religious purposes.
	You can't.
	That's why you're not masturbating.
	Is that right, Riley?
	Correct.
	Okay.
	This is a question as old as time itself.
	Sorry about this, man.
	The question is old as time itself.
	The question usually is, would you kill one person to save a million people?
	You have to murder one person, but you know that it saves a million people you'll never see.
	But if you don't murder that person that's in the room with you, those a million people, although you might not see them, they're going to pass away.
	Would you fill up a water bottle to save those million people?
	I would probably not.
	You would let them die?
	I mean, I don't want to kill a man.
	It would be a million of them and children and women.
	Well, that's not my problem.
	I'm not killing them.
	That's a good point, dude.
	Yeah.
	He's just not masturbating.
	Damn, he stands by his rules.
	My bad.
	That's good.
	Caleb Presley, what else we got, man?
	I did.
	I don't know.
	I do have to peel a bit.
	How long have we been doing?
	We go on a frow long, like probably an hour and 45 minutes, Rally?
	Yeah, a little.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	Okay.
	I think we can probably finish it up here.
	I don't know if there's anything else we need to talk about.
	I'm trying to think, too, if there's anything we did that we could.
	Would you ever have like Will Smith on your show, you think?
	Will Smith?
	You think I should?
	I don't know.
	I think about it kind of like there's some guys who, not that don't like Will Smith, but like, would it fit?
	It's not going to be a good episode.
	Right.
	You can't really go for like, it doesn't really fit in like what is like publicity.
	You got to have real people.
	You got to have people who have real reactions and have like are real.
	Some people who's been famous for way too long and they, and they're too good at, they're too media trained.
	I don't know if I would have The Rock on.
	Yeah, it's too media trained, huh?
	It's too media trained.
	It's like, what are you going to get out of The Rock?
	Yeah.
	I would have you on again.
	Would you ever come on again?
	Yeah, I think I would like to go on again.
	You know, I was supposed to come and help Roast Morgan when he came on your episode.
	Yeah, I know.
	Damn.
	That would have been good.
	He doesn't even know that.
	I know he doesn't.
	Let's don't tell him.
	Yeah, he'll find out.
	Dude, honestly, I just have to piece a bad.
	I don't think I can think of anything else.
	That's fine.
	I'm like feeling like I can feel how he feels all the time.
	You want to get something to eat?
	What time is it?
	I don't know, 4.30.
	Let's go get something to eat.
	All right.
	Should we do like a last thing or like a send-off or like an apology to Riley?
	Yeah, I think maybe we can just say, Riley, we appreciate and respect whatever journey that you're on.
	And are you going to be okay no matter what?
	Yeah, I think so.
	Okay.
	And are you okay if other people are sexually active?
	Do you have judgment against those people?
	No.
	No, they just, they can live their lives as they please.
	Amen, brother.
	I mean, it's crazy to be out there and be like, and to be doing it.
	You know, I'm very envious.
	Riley, do you think, I mean, obviously, Theo or some people think there's people out there that think that it's fun to hang around horny guys.
	Do you think that?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, do you find it more exciting to be around horny guys?
	Would you rather hang out with a horny guy or a guy who's kind of maybe just thinking about something else?
	Probably a horny guy.
	Yeah.
	Why?
	It's more fun.
	Yeah.
	Why?
	I just feel like they would be more fun than just a guy that's, well, like me.
	No.
	No, Riley.
	that's not yeah buddy you're doing good man that's a myth also i think that i'm i'm gonna choose to believe what you're saying not that it probably means anything to you no i i but i think that i've i've i personally feel like we've put you kind of through the litanist test of every question you could think of and all of your answers they all your answers hold up kind of like if you yeah none of the none of your answers contradict one
	another which i think is a good good sign yeah no i i appreciate it caleb for sure yeah and i think in the gay community it's called a snick uh cinnamon cookie or something if somebody's never ejaculated do you fear that you could be involved in the gay community riley definitely not okay and not fear but is it you know have you thought are you scared for your life yeah no you're telling the truth i mean yeah i i do
	want to look it up though yeah we'll investigate it man but look in the meantime uh love you guys caleb presley thank you this is probably the last time you'll ever be in nashville unless we come back to fight this busting with the boys dudes all right listen that's you dude that's your journey what those are my friends are they i love those guys you told me they had beef huh you told me they had beef y'all got beef man yeah you're right no i would definitely stick up for i would just be there you know i would be like
	the uh the mom at that kelsey super bowl oh i would cry and then celebrate but then who would my tag team partner be then riley probably no i need somebody that's got that gun i need somebody that's well actually no good question all right boys and girls let's give you something to eat huh yep all right caleb presley good to see you man good to see you brother yeah i
	probably won't see you for i'll see you in a couple weeks dude the funniest thing was you're like uh when you were driving at my house you're like i was like i live right here you're like oh man it's a nice spot two seconds later so where do you live out here right over there oh oh yeah nice hey bro that's what's going on baby that's where we're at man yeah

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