This Past Weekend - Theo Von - E434 Funny Marco

March 9, 2023 - This Past Weekend - Theo Von

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E434 Funny Marco

Marco Summers, aka “Funny Marco”, is a comedian, prankster and content creator based in Atlanta. He’s known for his many viral pranks on strangers, featured on Instagram and Tik Tok. Funny Marco joins Theo Von on this week’s episode of This Past Weekend to talk about growing up in Kansas City, getting kicked out of Wal-Mart numerous times, the right way to sell baby powder, how NOT to approach someone at the buffet, and finding humor in the awkwardness. Funny Marco: https://bit.ly/2P7U0mf ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com Podcastville mugs and prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://www.amazon.com/stores/CELSIUS/ShopNow/page/95D581F4-E14E-4B01-91E7-6E2CA58A3C29 Morgan & Morgan: If you’re ever injured, visit https://forthepeople.com/theo, or dial Pound LAW (#529). Their fee is free unless they win. Raising Cane’s: Satisfy your Cane’s fix fast by ordering through their app, online at https://raisingcanes.com, or stop by your local restaurant. ------------------------------------------------- Music: "Shine" by Bishop Gunn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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	That Hard Rock show, it will be a little bit of a bigger venue than usual, but we will have screens in there, which I'm actually very excited about having that experience myself.
	Get your tickets at theovon.com slash T-O-U-R.
	And thank you so much.
	I can't thank you enough for coming out.
	The show is awesome.
	So I hope to see you there.
	Today's guest is a content creator.
	I checked out some of his stuff recently, and I got absolutely lost in his world.
	He is unique, and I'm grateful that he's here today.
	Today's guest is Funny Marco.
	Shine that light on me I'll sit and tell you my stories Shine on me And I will find a song I'll be singing I love the stars Shine on me Some of the guys aren't really available.
	A lot of the Black Communities tour a lot, so we don't get to see them in town as much.
	And then JB Smooth said he would come on, but he hasn't come on yet.
	No, they're going to see worth it.
	They're going to see.
	Sometimes people miss the train, and it's like, bro, it was here waiting.
	Yeah.
	It's going to take off.
	Oh, this is my damn Hogwarts, bro.
	We've been fucking serving pork out of this business for a while.
	But you've had a podcast of your own.
	Yeah.
	I would say, like, I call it like an awk TV show.
	And I fuck with, how you say his name?
	Kayla Preston.
	Yeah, Casey.
	And me and him be talking.
	I really like it.
	So I do actually look up to his shit.
	And before, like, it just kind of like I had the awkward comedy.
	And then, like, I love this awkward interviews.
	And then I obviously do it on the street.
	So I was just like, you know what I'm saying?
	Let's just do it.
	And then, like, it's kind of like, where it's such thing as like the black culture and the white culture.
	We don't have that in ours.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So, so tell me a little more.
	Oh, you don't have that kind of awkward in your paper?
	Yes, yes.
	Oh, interesting.
	We don't.
	So I was like, and I look up to him, which you know what I'm saying.
	Shout out to him.
	Yeah, he's good.
	Yeah, he's good.
	And then it was just kind of dope.
	And it's just kind of like with watching.
	And what I tell people is, we rolling, Amy.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	What I tell people is sometimes with content, you got to watch and do your homework.
	Who's great?
	You know what I'm saying?
	Yeah.
	Like Kobe Bryan watched Michael Jordan.
	Yeah.
	To get the fuck me at.
	Like, just imagine him like, no, I don't want to be like him.
	Like, and he gave me his props.
	Nowadays, people don't get props.
	Like, actually, I watch your show and they're like, damn, it's some more shit that you made me inspire me to do more stand-up.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Oh, wow, man.
	Thanks, dude.
	Yeah, you don't give a fuck when you're on stage.
	Yeah, I don't.
	Well, I just want to be, I want to be able to be who I, I want to be able to say whatever I want to say, you know?
	And I feel like you can't sometimes.
	Yeah.
	And the whole reason I got into this business, because I just felt like I, the only thing I had was my voice, you know?
	It's like I didn't have anything else growing up.
	So it was like all I had was my voice.
	So I wanted to be able to say whatever I wanted to say.
	But then you start to run the risk of people getting upset or of, you know, but I want to run that risk, you know?
	It's like you want to be able to, you want to be able to have some risk.
	A favorite comedian said, this is not therapy.
	This is a place where you come and laugh.
	If you want to put your feelings and shit, go to fucking therapy.
	Yeah.
	Don't come.
	You go to a comedy club to fucking laugh.
	Not to be like, why he say that?
	Yeah.
	At the end of the day, is this funny or you can relate to it or not?
	That is what it is.
	My thing is it's going to hit for people that can relate to it.
	Funny and it's not funny.
	But when you try to pick at what I say, now you're going too fucking far.
	Right, right, right.
	It's like your closet.
	So imagine somebody coming to your closet and telling you, why the fuck you got this shirt?
	This is what the fuck shirt I got.
	I want this shirt.
	If you don't like it, don't fucking like it.
	But don't come here and try to pick at what the fuck is in my closet.
	So comedy is in your closet and people step into your room.
	Right.
	And it's like, either you like what's in my closet or you don't.
	Yeah, I think the tricky part gets is like, well, I've noticed two things.
	For one, I noticed sometimes I'll do the same thing.
	I start falling into the same trap where I will be sensitive about shit sometimes.
	So I got to watch it.
	I'll notice it.
	You know, it's like, because some of that is a trap that's kind of been created out there.
	I think social media, Twitter did it a lot, you know, with everybody seeing everything and then realizing, oh, you can just say whatever you want to things and you should be sensitive about stuff.
	So I noticed that.
	Yeah, I hate that shit.
	And then also sometimes I got to be careful because I'll almost, if my mood isn't good, I'll let myself lean in there a little bit, you know?
	Dude, you're fucking retarded, bro.
	Honestly, bro.
	It's so good.
	No, you are.
	You got TD?
	Dude, do I have what?
	Nothing.
	What'd you say?
	Let me think about it.
	Oh, when you, bro, when you're asking those people if they had too many plates, bro.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	I believe.
	I have to go to corral.
	I kind of unbelievable.
	Yeah, it was kind of like.
	It's like you're a traffic guard for fucking bullshit.
	Okay, so basically the manager had noticed that you've been in here, you've been eating too many plates.
	No, that's not true.
	Okay, so how many plates have you ate?
	And people fall for it, and that's why I tell people it's like a mindset thing.
	Like this guy right here that they showing.
	Oh, dude, this is every dude in ever.
	I've seen this dude a million times.
	He's like stiffler in my life.
	Yeah, yeah, bro.
	And I say, it was like, I got to get him.
	For some reason, he had a gun on him too.
	Yeah, he patted like that whole time.
	He was just like, he was like, tell him, come holler at me.
	So I was like, yeah, that was the last dude.
	I was like, let's get the fuck out of here.
	Come to come and talk to me.
	We'll be good.
	I'll be sitting right over here.
	I'm good.
	Okay.
	Good.
	okay.
	Okay, so it was definitely funny, and it's about energy.
	I knew he wasn't taking no shit.
	Ah, so you can return.
	Yeah, that is a big thing, reading people's energy and that kind of stuff.
	So, sometimes you have to bail out of them because you knew the energy.
	I bailed out after he kind of like, because I didn't want him sitting think like or catch on.
	It was a prank.
	And then sometimes when you tell people it's a prank, it make them even more matter.
	So, I never tell nobody it's a prank because now that you embarrass me on camera and you record it, now I'm pissed off.
	So, sometimes you just have to walk away and just let it be that and let them find out.
	You know what's funny?
	What I think about is when they go home and tell the story and they don't know what's going to be viral, it's like, yeah, some fucking punk came up to me and I had to slap him and he lied and then comes out on camera and just be like, yo, this is what fucking happened.
	This might be like, damn.
	Yeah, that dude gets home.
	He's like, look, Belinda, I got to tell you, we ain't going to let the fucking golden crowd anymore.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, facts.
	They up there, they got a damn warden up there, a damn fucking dinner warden.
	And he's accusing people of eating too many plates.
	And he's like, bro, I had to slap the shit out of them.
	He was like, oh, you did?
	Y'all can't go back.
	And then the camera come out.
	And then he never slapped them.
	That's the one thing I really be like, damn, when people see this, how do they feel?
	And she's just rubbing his arm, baby, you don't get two plates, baby.
	I know.
	I fucking know it.
	Right.
	Damn, that's crazy, bro.
	Do um, and it's interesting because I don't think, like, as a white guy, I wouldn't be brave enough to go do that shit.
	I think, like, to a black guy, I wouldn't be brave enough to go do it.
	And it's really about sometimes, like, it ain't even about the color.
	It's about the energy.
	Right, right.
	At the end of the day, that's a good point.
	This is the thing.
	Like, sometimes we can get so caught up in the motherfucking cover of us, but who are they in the inside?
	Because at the end of the day, we still got souls.
	At the end of the day, if I swap and I was in your color, right now, we swapped, I would still be me in your fucking color.
	Yeah.
	So sometimes this is like some people are naturally assholes.
	No matter if you're black, Mexican, white, or whatever the fuck you are, your soul is going to be your soul.
	So the thing is, it's kind of like we are in the shell.
	So it's really like who you are as a person.
	That's what I said.
	Me, I love myself and I know at the end of the day, I'm going to love what's around me.
	So the thing with me is like you're innocent until proven guilty.
	So I don't give a fuck about color.
	At the end of the day, I see you as a motherfucking person and this is your image.
	At the end of the day, who are you inside the image?
	That's what fucking matters.
	Dang.
	Bro, I never really, I've never exactly heard it put to me like, heard it put like that, that it is about the person's energy.
	Cause sometimes I will, when I'm talking about it, about race and stuff, I sometimes fall into the trap of saying, of kind of, I don't know if it's grouping people, but you kind of generalize, you stereotype.
	I stereotype sometimes.
	But the truth is, it really is about somebody's energy.
	Some people's energy, you know, just this ain't the dude.
	But then sometimes you could get, you're right, because I could go and get, I might be able to find the perfect black guy, the perfect Mexican woman.
	And then the other black person would be like, if he did that to me, I would have.
	Right.
	And then the same thing about a white race.
	I say, if he would have tried me, I would have.
	So you got the woulda's.
	Right.
	Okay, fucking big deal.
	I didn't do you.
	Right.
	And there's a reason I didn't do you because I know the energy and my energy.
	At the end of the day, it's even at the end of the day.
	It's not worth losing your life doing a prank.
	Or at the end of the day, I try people that's going to go home.
	I'm going to cuss you out.
	I'm going to go home to my family.
	I'm not trying to fuck with somebody that's trying to lose it all over telling me I got too many plates.
	Like, no, I don't even want to fuck with you.
	At this point, bro, nobody should fuck with you, you know?
	So it's just like, you don't want to fuck with nobody that's raised.
	It's like going to a volcano.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You don't need to.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Tell me how, because suddenly we in Hawaii, bro.
	I'm listening.
	But suddenly we in Hawaii.
	So how is it like going to a volcano?
	Volcano.
	When you know, it's different ones.
	You know when one's about to erupt.
	I'm not about to go fuck with that.
	I'm not going on that bitch that's shaky.
	Yeah, even animals at the zoo.
	I'm not walking up to a tiger that's going crazy.
	I go to the Convoy and just pray that I get the best results.
	Yeah, I go to that bitch on Xanax.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's the one.
	I really feel like, and that's why I push it's a mindset thing because it's really about your mind.
	And that's what people have to start looking at that.
	Sometimes it's not even about the fucking color.
	Because at the end of the day, you got Nikes, you got Reeboks, but guess what?
	They still shoes.
	They do different shit.
	By the end of the day, you're going to wear them.
	We are still the same fucking people.
	We just have our, we do have our different images and colors, but inside, who the fuck are we?
	Right.
	Yeah, it's interesting because I get like, I think I know that, right?
	But it's hard sometimes.
	Because nobody look at it like that.
	Right.
	I've never heard it put like that.
	So I've never really been able to put it kind of into that sort of context or words, you know?
	Cause, yeah, and that just, it's just like some people you kind of match up with and some people you don't, you know, especially if you're trying to run, if you're trying to run a prank or somebody on somebody.
	Right.
	Yeah, that one, the one you did, because some of a lot of audience may know you, a lot of them may not, right?
	And that's just the way that social media is, right?
	The one you did with the baby powder with that guy, dog.
	Jesus.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That was great.
	Yeah.
	Let me tell you about this baby powder though.
	This one is the one that you...
	I'm looking at a little tiny one.
	Ha ha ha.
	Kill that.
	And then a lot of.
	And what are you getting?
	So you go into Walmart.
	Yeah, hold on.
	Hold on, man.
	This is going to be the greatest moment of my life.
	I got to sit here with you.
	Honestly.
	And that's what I said.
	I got greats that I look up to.
	This, like, where I didn't know where I was going into with that.
	You had no idea.
	No, I didn't.
	I was just like, I got to get them with something.
	Because I had a Walmart best.
	So I just wanted to get a good video.
	And shout out to Ed Bassmaster.
	Ed was there?
	No, no.
	He does that.
	He does the face.
	So I look like these people I look up to.
	And then I just look and be like, how can I do it in my way?
	So in some shit, I create and some people I recreate.
	So I'm of a person that I'm not afraid to say that I recreate something.
	I love it.
	If it's funny, I'll go do it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But it's just doing it right.
	That's the thing.
	Some people do shit and it's like, bro, you're not even doing it.
	Do it better than me, at least if you're going to do it.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Yeah.
	Like, that's just what it is.
	So it's some people I study their pranks and be like, I love this.
	This is what I like.
	And then I go out and be like, okay, let me do it into my way.
	Wow.
	That's what it's about.
	Yeah.
	Everything is fucking, everybody got on Yeezys, but they're not wearing it how you're wearing it.
	Yeah.
	Can't say take them bitches off because I'm wearing them.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Right.
	Yeah, I think I do.
	So, um, what, so do you feel like, yeah, do you feel like a comedian?
	Do you feel like a prankster?
	Um, I'm sitting here with funny Marco.
	I didn't even introduce you, and I feel bad.
	And uh, where are you, where are you from?
	Where did you start out at?
	So, I'm from Kansas City, Missouri.
	Oh, wow.
	Now, I have been over there.
	They used to have Albert's Barbara Town.
	How was that Barbara?
	Gates Barbecue.
	Yeah, they got Gates Barbara.
	And then they got Stacks, Jack Stack's house.
	So, yeah, so I came from Kansas City, Missouri, and it's really like a small, it's a small state.
	So, then I moved to Atlanta.
	So, the thing is, when I moved to Atlanta, I left with, you know what's crazy?
	You know how my shit started?
	It was a random guy.
	He DM'd me.
	He was like, you got a manager.
	This was Thanksgiving, like 2019.
	He DM'd me.
	And have you been praying about it or anything?
	I mean, I wanted to move from Kansas City.
	I was trying to move to St. Louis.
	I didn't give a fuck.
	I just wanted to get.
	Oh, you go anywhere then.
	Yeah, bro.
	Sometimes worse.
	You got a manager?
	And I'm like, no, he's like, bro, Rihanna just followed you.
	And I'm like, where?
	This is, I'm like, what?
	And he was, this is, I'm like, damn, I get hyped.
	He's like, bro, you need a manager.
	He's like, come, come out to Atlanta.
	I didn't know this, this guy from McCannabain.
	So I'm like, fuck it.
	I'm going.
	Like, I didn't have nothing to lose at this point.
	I believed in myself.
	I went out to Atlanta, met him, stayed in his damn room, didn't know this fucking straight.
	Damn.
	Yeah, so I was there with him.
	He was talking about management and stuff.
	Shout out to him.
	And it was just kind of like from there, it was like risk-taking can help you or hurt you.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Because I could have gotten that.
	But I got so much good energy in myself.
	I feel like I believe in like good energy.
	Whatever you manifest, you're going to go towards that.
	And you're going to get bad shit too.
	I got bad shit in that experience, but I still was able overall.
	I did what I wanted to do.
	And the outcome, I made it good, but it was some bad shit.
	But life is like a web.
	You know, in high school, they have the big web and it goes out.
	Like, and it's just, you're going to get some good shit.
	You're going to get some bad shit.
	But you just got to keep pulling shit from that main web, which is you.
	You got to keep drawing shit out.
	What kind of bad shit did you come across?
	Damn.
	Not knowing the game, not knowing business.
	Now, isn't that hard?
	Yeah.
	Like, I'm like, how the fuck can I make money?
	I remember the first money I made on Instagram was $10,000 for a post.
	And guess what the fuck it was?
	No.
	My fucking guy.
	Guess what item you think it was?
	I had a bunch of things.
	It was something like, what the fuck am I going to do with this?
	It was a girl item.
	Oh, like a vibrator.
	Sexual.
	A gun.
	No, like a recipe book.
	What was it?
	Oh, I know what it was.
	Ancestry.com.
	It was a waist trainer.
	So I'm like, I'm not, I'm like, what the fuck?
	I'm not about to.
	And then at this point, if I wear this, like, people are going to start, you know.
	And I'm like, what the?
	And then he already took the $10,000.
	He said waist trainer to lose weight?
	Waist trainer for women.
	Oh, somebody's going to be able to do it.
	Don't just crank them up if they're trying to get rid of a baby, too.
	You'll see somebody put that.
	But he said, whatever the fuck it is, make it funny.
	You got $10,000 waiting for you.
	Get it done.
	I'm sending it over to you while you're transferred.
	So I'm sitting there like, what the fuck?
	I'm irritated because he already took the money and that's a lot of money from not making nothing.
	Oh, yeah.
	And that was a lot of money.
	And I'm like, the thing is, I was caring about people's business.
	I'm like, how can I make her happy?
	I wasn't thinking about that.
	I'm like, I want her to be happy.
	And I don't know what to do.
	No, it was a random.
	My manager took a deal from somebody.
	Oh, okay.
	The person.
	Yeah, it was a random person.
	That's just saying he's like, I want to give him, I want him to come.
	I'm thinking, you out there fucking listening to Umbrella thinking, how can I make this bitch?
	No, no, no, no.
	He just found that he just, this is when I got to Atlanta.
	This was like a bad situation for me, but I took it good.
	Okay.
	I was like freaked out.
	So you got the trainer.
	It shows up in the mail.
	Yeah, I get it.
	I go to Walmart.
	This was kind of the time I'm at Walmart too.
	I got booked for Walmart for the Essence Festival that they got in Louisiana.
	Then I'm down there.
	I got this fucking waist trainer.
	I'm like, what the fuck?
	I'm not putting it on.
	What the fuck can I do with a waist trainer?
	The whole time I'm thinking and then I'm like, fuck.
	So then I go up to a random customer and I'm like, I'm like, do y'all got any more of these?
	I forgot waist trainers.
	I don't work here.
	So I'm like, okay.
	And then it kicks in.
	I'm like, you sure?
	Go back there and give me another one.
	He's like, I don't work here.
	I'm like, bro, I'm like, I just saw you.
	He's like, I don't fucking work here.
	And I'm like, got it.
	So now I can go up to customers, ask them about the waist train, say the name of it, and I'm showing it.
	Get them pissed off.
	Waist trainer promoted.
	Bam.
	Got it.
	So then I do that.
	I get this old lady, bro.
	You got to see this clip.
	Y'all got to pull it up.
	I get this lady.
	I get this old lady.
	She's like, she's like a Christian.
	I don't know.
	And then I'm like, do you got this waste trainer?
	And she's like, oh, I don't work here, baby.
	And I'm like, you don't work here.
	So my brother's sitting there.
	He's like, I don't work here.
	And then she's like, I don't work here.
	God damn it.
	What the fuck?
	And she's going to do this.
	And she said, y'all recording me?
	And then I look at him in my head.
	I'm like, fuck, we got a viral moment.
	I'm like, I can't fuck this up.
	I don't want her to delete this.
	I'm like, we're not recording you.
	She's like, because I'm a member of a church.
	You can't get this.
	You cannot put that out.
	So long story short, I'm like, no, we're not recording you.
	In my head, I'm happy as hell.
	Cause now I have that moment, that weight trainer.
	This is about to set the shit off.
	Yeah.
	I get the shit, send it to the lady.
	She's like, I don't like it.
	I'm like, what the fuck?
	This is it.
	Like this.
	She's like, I don't, you should have this.
	Why don't you say this?
	Promote.
	Show it more.
	Say the name.
	And this, at this moment, I was getting so many people and I do it to one video of 59 seconds.
	I'm like, bro, it's there, clear as day.
	We got good moments.
	She's like, being a bitch.
	She's like, she doesn't know.
	Yeah, like, I'm like, this is, this is the plan.
	This is the moment.
	Let me do this.
	Like, she's like, no, I don't want.
	And then I'm like, fuck.
	So then I go back and forth.
	And my man, he's like, make it funny.
	So then she's like, I'm like, fuck, this is the moment.
	I want to release at this point.
	Like, fuck the 10. I want people.
	Because at this time, I want to, I'm content.
	I'm like, put it out.
	Content.
	This is going to go viral.
	So then she ends up, she end up like, not like, I don't approve it.
	I put it out anyway.
	I still wouldn't go get the money.
	It goes viral.
	It goes on TV.
	It goes on.
	It was a show.
	I forgot what that show was called.
	It goes on TV everywhere.
	And it's just blowing up.
	She's like, oh my God.
	And I still tagged her and everything.
	She's like, I got over 10,000 followers.
	It went crazy.
	It's on there.
	Like, people are hitting me up.
	Now other influencers are writing me saying, can I work for me?
	People I used to DM, they never said nothing to me.
	So I'm so appreciated.
	I want to see you another $10,000.
	Take that one.
	I'm ready for the next video.
	So there it was just kind of funny how like you can have lumps in life, but just understand, don't get blocked by them.
	Like sometimes people run into the big raw and don't know what's behind it.
	Sometimes you got to probably curve it or you're going to have to knock that bitch down and just know.
	So your example there is that you put up, you said, this is it.
	I know this is riding.
	I'm just about to show.
	Yeah, I'm just about to show.
	Even if I got to do a new one, cool, but she's about to see it.
	So, I still tagged the company at the end of the day.
	It's still free video, but at the same time, it was still promotion for me because it went big.
	It hit a million views and it was reposted on there.
	So, I still benefited from it.
	And then she ended up seeing my vision.
	Then I started at a trend.
	After that went up, I started doing other items like that.
	So, not only that viral moment, I came up with, I'm like, now I have a series where I can do other people's product with this and this prank and I can use this cup or their item or backward or anything.
	So, then I'm going to Walmart, asking people, do you work here?
	This, I have this item.
	And you know what I'm saying?
	It's so funny because it's like pissing them off.
	And it's just like, yeah.
	So, and then that's when it came into like a tragic, like, you know what I'm saying?
	Like, so they, but yet you didn't get paid for that first video?
	I did.
	She liked it.
	She did.
	After she realized it.
	Yeah, she realized.
	But you ran the risk of not getting paid.
	Yeah.
	I see what you're saying.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You have to, it's interesting to rely on your own instincts and vision, man.
	Like, in Hollywood, I got caught for a while.
	I felt like I was trying to fit into Hollywood, you know, trying to get on television show or do this or that.
	And then finally, I said, you know, a lot of these places that wouldn't give me any opportunity.
	They don't put up a lot of kind of guys.
	I'm not even really a southern guy, but I'm from the South.
	You know, they don't put a lot of that on television, you know.
	And everybody would just kind of pigeonhole me like that and this.
	And so finally, I just said, I'm going to start just kind of doing my own stuff.
	And we started just podcasting and putting out clips that we thought were good.
	And that kind of evolved into at least having our own universe, you know.
	But it's hard sometimes to believe that, oh, this is hard.
	It was hard.
	I'm not hard.
	I mean, I'm not hard.
	I mean, I take those pills a lot.
	You ever take them?
	Is it horny in here?
	I don't think it's horny in here?
	I'll probably use it on some of my girls.
	Sometimes if you're hitting me in home, oh, is it horny in here?
	Yeah, just say that.
	Next time you're with a girl, just like, is it horny in here?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it works.
	Dude, I flirted with a girl last night, actually.
	What's her name?
	she was kind of this, she was kind of like a mixed girl, I think, Being close to somebody and talking to them, not being brave enough to look right at them while you're talking.
	We're not close, are we?
	No, we're not.
	No, we're safe enough.
	This is a straight distance.
	This is a straight male distance.
	Okay.
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	But I don't know if she liked me or not.
	I saw her talking to another guy after me.
	Huh?
	The chick, man, the same girl.
	No, you say you start talking to who?
	This girl.
	I don't remember her name.
	Yeah, and then you start talking to who after her.
	Oh, I tried to talk to some other girl, but she kept looking at some, she was like looking away every time I was like, she was like, and then she kept dancing every day.
	Did she know who you was, though?
	Do you look, look, let me know.
	The first question.
	How can I say this?
	Because I'm not a racist.
	How can I say, because I don't want to say this.
	It's alright if you're a little racist.
	I mean, if you are like, I say, I'll be racist towards certain shit.
	Like when somebody say I don't eat like the edge of the Pop-Tarts, I feel like you're racist toward Pop-Tarts.
	I look at racist shit like that, not color.
	Had a girl say, like, she said she don't eat off paper plates.
	I feel like she's racist toward paper plates.
	Oh, yeah.
	What the fuck did they do to you?
	Yeah, that's crazy.
	So like I said, racist ain't even all about color.
	Sometimes like you're racist towards something or other.
	Oh, you can be racist towards anything.
	Like owls.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, my buddy hates owls.
	I'm like, damn, what's the word?
	Yeah, so he's racist.
	But look, okay, so, all right, so how can I say this if I was not to say white people?
	What's the Caucasians?
	You could say Caucasians, I think, are drug, or that's drugs.
	But I think you could say Caucasians.
	You could say honkies if you want.
	I don't know.
	No, that sounds terrible.
	That's too much.
	Yeah.
	You're trying to get me canceled.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Yeah.
	You could say.
	That was a good one.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that was a good one.
	You could do, oh, what's like a good white person that is just like a general white person?
	A group of them.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like.
	Because we African Americans.
	That would be a good one.
	Right, so I would say kind of like, I don't know if you just want to say white Americans.
	White Americans?
	That just sounds too like.
	You're trying to troll us.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I agree.
	So I would say just.
	And then what if you say people like you?
	That's kind of going too far.
	Well, people like you, people get offended at that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You know, you can't say these people, people like you, gay, or whatever.
	Yeah, what is the right term to say?
	What do you have, Zach?
	Do you have anything for whites?
	A group of whites.
	I think usually just people call them those whites over there.
	That's crazy.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	Yeah.
	So I'm saying, what is so?
	So some people, people you might know.
	So people of your kind.
	Okay.
	That sounds a little bit.
	People of your kind.
	People of your kind.
	That sounds good.
	That sounds kind of cleaned up.
	Okay.
	So people of your kind.
	How do y'all flex?
	Like, you, do you realize like sometimes you like you like girl, like, you know who the fuck I am?
	How do you flex on somebody when they turn you down?
	Do y'all flex?
	Let me think.
	I think some guys do if they're brave guys, right?
	What about you?
	Like, have you ever flexed on a girl?
	Like, you know who the fuck I am?
	Like in your head.
	We're not actually saying that.
	No, one time I got out of an elevator and this guy had gotten in.
	He was listening to my podcast when he got in and I've been flirting with the girl in the elevator.
	Right.
	And so this kid, she was not giving me the time.
	How long was this fucking elevator, right?
	This was seven stories.
	Okay.
	So it all happened pretty quick.
	I got in.
	She got in.
	We're both in there.
	And I'd seen her before, dude.
	And she was there, I think, with her mom or something.
	And they had a dog.
	She kept walking this dog outside of the elevator or outside of the hotel.
	So I'm like, oh man, I've been praying about this.
	And I saw her in the elevator.
	And then this kid gets in.
	He's like, no way, I'm listening to your podcast right now.
	And I had just said, hey, if you want to come to a comedy show tonight.
	And she goes, oh, I think we're busy tonight, right?
	She kind of brushed me off.
	And then this kid gets in and he's like, no way.
	And so then I felt her energy change a little bit.
	And as I'm getting out, he goes, you know who that guy is?
	And I look back and I could see something in her was like a little bit different, but it didn't matter.
	That was it.
	The doors closed.
	But I did let it happen.
	I looked back and I let her know I know what's going on.
	So how you like, it would be questions that I want to know.
	You're welcome to ask me questions.
	But like, how do you approach girls in public?
	Because I never seen, like, you know, I got like white friends.
	I got all type, but I never seen a white guy.
	Like, I think she's cute.
	I'm about to go talk to her.
	Like, I never seen.
	White guys aren't as brave.
	I don't think that's true.
	Yeah, that's what I just, I'm like, how the hell do y'all get dates?
	Oh, shit.
	I don't know.
	Mostly DMs, I think.
	Parents set you up.
	See, there it is.
	Stephanie, yeah.
	Like, I want you to talk to Stephanie.
	She's my best friend.
	Daughter.
	You're like, fuck it.
	Yeah, we got to do it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	But that's better too, because it's word of mouth versus just meeting a stranger.
	Because then if shit comes back home or if she ever steal from you, your fucking daughter stole my $20.
	Right, that's true.
	I think there's danger.
	Well, a lot of bitches steal.
	Yeah.
	A lot of bitches steal.
	Why you check your pockets when I'm out here?
	I'm just seeing what's going on.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	It was funny.
	I've never done that either, bro.
	I ain't stole nothing yet.
	I used to steal.
	Did you really?
	Yeah, I used to steal.
	Is that a part of sometimes people do it because they want to try it and some people do it because they can't afford it.
	Right.
	So it's just, it's like, where the hell are you at with it?
	So like doing it just because other people doing it is totally unacceptable.
	If you can't, like, you know, one time, like, I stole a steak from Walmart.
	It was crazy.
	So I slid it down my pants.
	So I put the steak down.
	Like, I was in the whole time.
	I'm like, I'm like, where the fuck am I going to put this steak at?
	So I'm like, fuck.
	Because, you know, it comes like in a plastic thing.
	Yeah.
	Steak.
	So I'm nice, huh?
	Yeah, yeah.
	So I said, fuck it.
	Took it out the thing.
	Okay.
	Had the steak in my hand.
	Yeah.
	Slid it right in here.
	I'm like, who the fuck gonna take dick for steak?
	Yeah.
	No fucking way.
	Nobody.
	A creep, bro.
	Right.
	Exactly.
	Like, at the end of the day, if you go here, bro, you're going way too far.
	Like, the steak is already here.
	Like, if you search it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	What if he say, oh, you stole the steak, but he just keeps rubbing on your dick, bro?
	Like, that's sexual assault.
	Like, you can't do that.
	That's true.
	That's sexual assault.
	That's not part.
	Man, a lot of things get bait and switched like that now.
	People will set up something and then they'll end up getting a lawsuit to do it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So long story short, yeah, I went to jail.
	The steak got taken.
	Nobody ate the steak.
	They probably put it back on the market.
	So probably some of the dick steak out there.
	So if y'all watching this, just watch out.
	I would have, I'm wondering what I would eat, man.
	Say a white person dies, bro.
	Say you guys are at a.
	I want to go to a white funeral.
	I want to see how this do.
	Is it a lot of crying?
	Oh, it's a lot of people playing like Jesse McCartney.
	Listen to Jesse McCartney.
	I'll check it out.
	I want you and your beautiful soul.
	You're the one I want to take.
	You're the one I want to hold.
	Jesse McCartney.
	Do you know all y'all ladies pop y'all pussy like this?
	Check this out, bro.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's Black Funeral?
	Yeah.
	Jesus.
	They play that for the strippers.
	God, where?
	Oh, shit.
	A lot of funerals.
	Like, that's what happened because that's their theme song.
	So they go out to that and a lot of strippers.
	They had a stripper pole.
	It was one girl.
	Her name was Dashanik.
	And she, like, had a crazy stripper party.
	Like, it was like a strip pole at the thing.
	And it was a celebration.
	Yeah.
	Because that's what she, she, like, that was what she stood up for.
	So they was playing that and, like, pussy everywhere and shit like that.
	Oh, my God.
	It makes me nervous hearing about all of that.
	I don't like hearing about CUDA.
	We can, a lot of us call it CODA or whatever growing up.
	Are you scared of CUDA?
	I'm not scared of it.
	Just not too much of it.
	It just makes something about it, man, when people start talking about it or especially I think during the daytime after 5, 6 p.m.
	I'll hear about it.
	You know?
	What was why?
	Tell me about this thing.
	Can I ask you questions about being black?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	Only two.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Cool, cool.
	What does it feel like?
	Does it feel different?
	Like, does it feel like when you?
	I mean, I've never been another color, so I don't know what it's like feeling different.
	But does it, like, what does it feel like?
	I feel like being black, being this color.
	Does it feel like anything or does it?
	I feel like, you know what?
	Everybody got their superpowers.
	So we got some our advantages.
	Y'all got some of y'all's.
	Yeah.
	Like, you know, I just want to know sometimes what it's like to cuss the police out.
	Like, what the fuck did you pull me over for?
	Back the fuck up.
	But, you know, we can't do that.
	So it's like gifts and curse.
	And sometimes y'all can't go out in the hood and fight.
	Y'all can't fight, but we can.
	Right.
	So we got to pick our battles, you know?
	So at the end of the day, it's like we can survive in the trenches.
	You know what the trenches are?
	Yeah, I know what that, I mean, I haven't been in all of them, but I've seen some of them.
	But what's your ideas of the trenches?
	The trenches, I think it's people are eating hot dogs.
	People are, you know, there's people fighting probably.
	Somebody has a gun.
	Lil Booty has a gun or something.
	People selling stacks or whatever.
	People, not stack, you know what I'm saying?
	People talking about, let me get that, you know, and they got a secret gay dude in there too.
	Let me get that booty icy.
	Let me get that booty icy.
	You know what I'm talking about?
	Or like a, oh, people, I know what, let me tell you, people listening to fucking Boosie, you know?
	You know, Boosie, you know, any of his lyrics?
	Yeah, dude.
	Yeah, I do.
	We got some of his lyrics written down at home.
	But like being that, I just feel like we just got our advantages, you know, and I just feel like it comes back to be comfortable because God made us who we are for a fucking reason.
	And I believe in reincarnation.
	Like eventually, I might be white or I might be a turtle after I die, you know?
	Like I might not ever be might, you might get to be black like damn, and you will probably get to be like, damn, I remember, like, you won't remember it all, but you're like, damn, I used to be right now.
	I'm like, so that's why sometimes some people say, oh, you act black or you act white because they've been white before and now they're in a black body.
	Oh, yeah.
	So, and then some people like might be a snapping turtle.
	I definitely know when I die, I'm going to be a seahorse.
	I could see you out there.
	Yeah.
	I'm just like over it, you know?
	I could see you out there.
	Yeah.
	I'm not being like, because I've been here before.
	I just, I just, I'll be remembering black fascists.
	Like.
	Black people seem like they've been here before.
	Yeah.
	No, I mean, just, I say souls.
	I'm not going to say black people, but souls.
	Well, okay, I would say this.
	How is that being a lot of black children that I see, even six month old, not like mature, like the dude?
	I want to kill my mom.
	Yeah, they act like they have very mature.
	So that's what I'm saying.
	Sometimes I see black children that seem like they've been here.
	I get it.
	Yeah, very eventful.
	They're like over shit in their fucking 11 months.
	Event.
	And this motherfucker, yeah, he already like trying to go to the senior care set.
	It comes from like our like mamas, like, because black women got good coochie.
	Oh, damn, really?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Okay, that's one question.
	So what was the answer to it?
	Being able to accept our advantages.
	So being black.
	Yeah, black women have money.
	Yeah.
	But y'all got some too.
	Right.
	Everybody has different advantages.
	Yeah, right.
	That's what I think is kind of okay.
	Sometimes it's okay to joke about certain things about people that are kind of like just normal things that everybody can kind of recognize.
	Like I don't count that kind of stuff as racism to me.
	You know, like if somebody's mean or really ill-will, then that's different, you know?
	But I noticed that.
	All right, what's this theory with black people eat more watermelon than white people?
	I think white people eat watermelon more than black people.
	Oh, I would think probably so.
	Especially now, because once black people heard that shit, I think they don't even fuck with it anymore.
	Because that seemed like black people always seem like they want to be unique.
	They want to do their own shit.
	That's what it seems like to me.
	Yeah, it's definitely saucy.
	Like, we definitely create a lot of shit.
	Right.
	And also, I think, you know, America was kind of, I don't know if it was like, I don't know if it was like a white culture when black people first got here.
	So it would make sense that black people would not want to do, they would want to only do shit that seems new.
	And we just like, we want to start a lot of shit.
	It's come from like, you know, being this shit and just kind of like, just, you know what I'm saying?
	I just feel like it's really in our culture, like just trying new shit from the way we dress, the way we do music.
	So very talented, you know, and everybody talented, but we learn how to do shit and turn it into like our way.
	Like, and just keep in mind, Mexicans do the same shit.
	They find ways and, you know what I'm saying?
	Y'all do the same shit, but you will never know until like you be around and see it, you know, because I got, I got, I grew up around, my uncle had a white girlfriend.
	So we met the, the, you know, that's.
	What was her name?
	Do you remember?
	Jennifer.
	Oh, damn.
	So he got to me.
	And that's what I said.
	I can relate to her a lot.
	He got the whitest name in, too.
	Yeah, he did.
	Yeah.
	He brought Jennifer around.
	And then I could tell it was funny because she was so comfortable with us.
	But when she brought us around the family, it was like she broke the fucking code.
	But and then sometimes it'd be like that for like, you know, they like, don't bring that white bitch to my house.
	So it'd be, so some families be like, you broke the code.
	And so, and that's why I said where it leads in where certain people and some people accept it.
	Like, oh, like, you know, so it's, it's just get in where you fit in.
	If you're uncomfortable with it, don't be around.
	But she definitely broke the code bringing us over to Thanksgiving, especially in the food wasn't, I didn't like the food.
	So not only that, like the food was not right.
	Yeah, it was different.
	Yeah.
	But I really feel like if you do do that, get, let the family know, talk to them.
	Don't make it awkward.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	It's better to say, hey, I'm bringing over an Indian or a Native American.
	I'm bringing over a Swedish guy or a woman or a black guy or a Japanese woman and see how everybody feels.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's good.
	Overall, when they lead into it, all the stuff we're talking about is just crazy because we still are so.
	It is just talking about colors.
	It's just a subject to talk about.
	Because ain't nobody talking about, that's a what, a Roku TV?
	Nobody arguing about Samsung versus Roku or it's just a fucking TV.
	But it just, they made it a big thing with colors.
	At the end of the day, nobody's arguing about Jordan and Nike.
	It's just fucking shoes.
	But so when it comes into color race, I feel like when we all come mature and we just let it be, you fucking human, I'm fucking human.
	You shouldn't piss, I sleep.
	I got to eat, you got to eat.
	And leave it at that.
	It'll be cool.
	Yeah.
	Once everybody come to do that, it's going to probably take 20 years, a generation.
	Like we all went.
	That's all that fucking matters.
	Yeah, we talk about that on here a lot about beige power.
	Like eventually everybody's going to be beige.
	Everybody's going to be like Ben Simmons.
	Yeah.
	Everybody's going to be 6'11.
	How would you feel if you woke up like?
	Would you be like, wow?
	Oh, I would be excited, I think.
	I'd be excited.
	Oh, yeah, dude.
	Every white person's dream, I think, is to wake up black, low-key, for sure.
	Because I remember.
	I never got to get up and be fucking black, dog.
	Remember Chris Brown when they did that body thing for the video?
	Oh, yeah.
	I do remember that.
	Yeah, dude.
	I would love it, dude.
	I would, first of all, I would sneak up on people that didn't know I was going to be black, bro.
	I'd fucking surprise them.
	White people, because they'd be like, oh, fuck, I'm scared.
	And I'd be like, it's me, motherfucker.
	I would surprise them, bro.
	And then what would I do?
	I think I would just like see what it feels like to just say nigga.
	No, I wouldn't say it.
	I might write it down.
	I would write it down.
	Guess who's here?
	and then they say who?
	This.
	Ah.
	Yeah.
	BBW.
	Oh, yeah.
	You fuck with me.
	I would then.
	Oh, I'd hook up with every thick white girl that drives a Honda Civic, dog.
	Cause that's all I remember when I was growing up.
	All the black dudes had the white girl with the Honda Civic.
	Yeah, nah, damn, you know something?
	They had a Chevrolet.
	In Malibu?
	In Paulo.
	Malibu.
	That's every hood star stamp.
	Like, I'm going to tell you kind of like the three things that you need to survive in the hood, you got to surround around the right people.
	Not like, you know what I'm saying?
	Not the overly people that's dangerous and not the underlying.
	You got to get with the ones that's kind of like civilized.
	They know not to fuck with us.
	That's one thing.
	So you got to know who to click with.
	You'll never know.
	That's one thing.
	And another thing, you need a motherfucking shank.
	So this shank is just kind of like, this backup off of me.
	Google it.
	Shank, S-H-A-N-K?
	Yeah, shank.
	So a shank is just kind of like to protect yourself to be like, back up.
	This is kind of like, I don't want to, I'm not that type of person.
	But if you got this close to me to me to use it, you deserve it.
	Oh, damn.
	So it's a closeness issue.
	Just pull up a shank, Zach.
	Yeah.
	You need one of them.
	Oh, damn, bro.
	Yeah.
	You need one of them.
	It's coming all sizes.
	Perfect.
	Damn, boy.
	And that thing, like, if you get close to me, by the way, you look like Tom Brady a little bit.
	Thanks, man.
	But if you get that close to me, then that means like you deserve this because you was in my space.
	Like, you can't just do that.
	This is kind of like a.
	Oh, I see.
	It's a close.
	Yeah, this is.
	If you out of the way of the shank, you good.
	You got in my way.
	Damn.
	That's one thing.
	And then you know what a link card is?
	A link card.
	Uh-uh.
	Oh, like a DBT?
	EBT?
	Yeah, EBT.
	Yeah.
	And I ain't gonna lie, they say, is that true?
	They say more white people get food stamps than black people.
	We had food stamps growing up, I remember.
	No, but they sent the culture.
	I wonder if we did, like, I know you can look it up.
	Yeah, they said more.
	There's a lot of wealthy black people now, bro.
	Yeah.
	Than there used to be.
	I feel like it was, but it was never on the radars because it was like top like drug dealers.
	We couldn't talk about it.
	But now the internet shows it more.
	Legitimate.
	But back then, it's always been a lot of good black people, but we couldn't talk about it because we did it how we had to do it.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	It was more criminal.
	Yeah, we couldn't like fuck a nine-to-five.
	Right.
	And I feel like sometimes nine-to-fives need to be better with they shit.
	Let's talk about that because I feel like I feel like black people don't want to do nine to fives.
	Nah.
	Because it's fucked up.
	It's a scam.
	Because ain't no way I'm working for Walmart.
	Y'all making a million dollars a day and y'all only giving me $9 an hour.
	It fucking sucks.
	I can ring up somebody.
	I can ring up 20 people and they spending over $300 and I only get $9 per out of this.
	Raise that bitch up.
	$30 an hour is not bad, Walmart.
	And that's how you stop the revolving door.
	That's why so many fucking people in Walmart, but it means you rent a franchise.
	Fuck it.
	Let's pay our customers $100 an hour.
	It's going to stop the revolving door.
	It's going to stop the hiring progress.
	And we don't have to fucking worry about, like, you know what I'm saying?
	Because you spend so much money, people quitting, coming in and coming out, drugstraining.
	You spend them a lot of shit.
	So if you give 100, imagine if you get $100 an hour.
	You will be, it will be a team.
	You'll know Stacey, Kim, Leisha, Brenda, Keisha, all them.
	They will all be these same people.
	We get $100 an hour.
	But they treat them like shit.
	Same shit with McDonald's.
	Come the fuck on.
	You can't give us $40 an hour.
	I'm here busting my ass serving Big Macs in and out and getting cussed out, getting treated like shit.
	And they got pedophiles in there.
	It's hard as hell to serve something.
	You know, they got a man out there trying to touch, you know, in the little in the play area.
	Yeah.
	Them bitches was always out there in ours.
	You go out there, dog.
	You play in the shit.
	I don't know what McDonald's you into, but we, we know.
	Covington, Louisiana, bro.
	We be in that bitch.
	they had a dude always out there.
	Did he have like...
	I have a thing.
	So this is something that I think about sometimes.
	Sometimes I always felt like a lot of black people thought like, oh, white people have it so good about work and stuff.
	But then the whole time I was fucking working for somebody for shit, you know, it was like, sometimes it felt like there was a perception that it was better.
	And I know probably black people couldn't get hired for stuff, but then there was this perception that it was fucking great.
	But then now you realize, I think now there's more, some more equality because you see like a black dude just like, oh, this fucking sucks.
	This is what I've been waiting to get to.
	And this is fucking bullshit.
	And it shows where they kind of like some jobs don't hire people because of that and different franchises.
	And that's what they, you know what I'm saying?
	I get that because it has happened where some people want to go work for Delta, but they only hired a certain color.
	That's like with the coaches in the NFL, where they're saying they're getting more black coaches in the NFL because they never have.
	So, and then they get it.
	They might not like it.
	So that's where you're going with?
	Like how they probably want something and they get it.
	It's like, damn, this is not what the fuck I wanted.
	It's not what it seemed.
	Well, just that it didn't like, I think sometimes it felt like there was this perception that it was so great for like some white folks, some jobs, but then you get the job if you're not white and you realize, oh, this shit wasn't even that great.
	I thought it was great for them, but they're just up here getting.
	Yeah, I want better than this shit.
	Right.
	I want, yeah, like it's like sometimes I would feel like, oh, like some people thought like it was magical being white, but it wasn't.
	It just, but now it's just the, now you see everybody's on damn depression.
	It's just the same shit.
	I'm crying in my car outside of a damn Jimmy John.
	Like this is just, it's nothing.
	It's not really that amazing for most people.
	Most people are still working for even a bigger, fancier right, right?
	So that comes with people learning they self.
	And that's when you're happy with yourself.
	You're not worried about what the next motherfucker doing.
	So white, black, mixed king, once you worry about you and you worry about what the fuck your goal is, you won't, you know what I'm saying?
	You won't have to deal with that.
	So it's such thing that my dead grandpa that's still alive told me, he was just like, basically, when you driving your car, you always got to look forward.
	But when you look back to look at a little motherfucker, it's a chance to wreck or you're going to swerve.
	So at the end of the day, stay in your fucking lane and mind your fucking business and God gonna get you wherever you need to go.
	If you believe in God, sorry, some people don't, but that's just what I got to say.
	But if you, God, gonna take you wherever you gotta go.
	And if you believe in yourself, you're gonna take you where you need to go.
	And that's it.
	But you cannot drive a car and feel like you're gonna get where you need to go looking back.
	And that's when you say where people like, damn, what they doing over there?
	I want to go over there.
	And then you fuck up and crash.
	So it's being really true to yourself and manifesting.
	So fuck all the race shit when it comes to that.
	If you want that, you can get it.
	You might get it somewhere else.
	And you can't get a job.
	And I get it.
	I'm from Kansas City, Missouri.
	They don't really hire a lot of blacks on certain jobs.
	But I can't, I come to Atlanta and I see, damn, it's a real, they can do it.
	Sometimes you can just remove out of that place, go to a new fucking state.
	Yeah.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Oh, yeah, Atlanta.
	It's fucking like February started a city and that motherfucker.
	And it gives you a lot of opportunity.
	It's wild.
	When you see what happens to a culture when they have a lot of money, it's pretty crazy, right?
	Because you didn't really, they didn't have it.
	Atlanta wasn't like that like 30 years ago.
	Oh, damn.
	I wouldn't know.
	Yeah, I was broke.
	So I just know what I'm like when I got money.
	Right.
	But it's crazy.
	Atlanta's like, it's a, I mean, Atlanta's crazy.
	No, it's some money now.
	It's some money.
	You see like a lot of black wealth.
	It's like the first city in America that you really see like really, really see it.
	Yeah, drill crazy, bro.
	Yeah.
	People riding.
	One of my boys, baby daddy sister cousin-in-law bought a fucking pony.
	Oh, damn.
	And you would never see a black person with a pony, bro.
	Yeah, he bought it for his daughter.
	Unreal.
	Yeah.
	That's fucking when you got ponies.
	I didn't know they was for real.
	Ponies are real.
	Oh, I remember the first time I saw a golden retriever, bro.
	An inside dog at somebody's house.
	I went to somebody's house, and this dog came around the corner, and it was a golden retriever, bro.
	That's crazy.
	I'd never seen a dog inside, and that shit blew my fucking mind.
	I'd never seen a dog that looked like it had gotten some sleep.
	And that bitch came around and had nice hair.
	Looked like Suzanne Summers.
	You know who that is?
	No.
	Pull her up.
	Suzanne Summers.
	She sounds familiar.
	She was beautiful.
	What are some things that you like to do?
	Let me think.
	I like to podcast.
	I like to do stand-up.
	Do you do stand-up?
	That's her right there.
	Yeah, I've seen her before.
	She sells a lot of pills and fitness equipment.
	She's a porn star?
	No, she just looks like that.
	She sells a lot of pills and fitness equipment.
	Oh.
	What are some stuff I like to do?
	I like to watch college basketball.
	And I like to, I've been looking for a wife, so I'm thinking about that.
	What do you look for, right?
	I don't know.
	I want somebody that's going to be a good mother.
	And I want somebody that has like a nice look in their eyes.
	Like when I look in their eyes, they seem genuine, you know?
	They just have honest eyes, you know.
	So what do you feel like you bring to a woman that changed?
	What do a woman get for fucking with you?
	What do you bring to the table?
	Besides money.
	No, I mean, I don't, I mean, I bring some different.
	Besides dick.
	Yeah, and I don't even bring the great.
	I mean, I bring entry-level dick.
	What's that?
	It's like the dick that would work in a mail room.
	Why you don't have big dick energy?
	I got a decent...
	My wiener's decent, but I don't have...
	Yeah, I don't have...
	I'm not like a...
	Like some psychopath or whatever.
	That's insane to me.
	Yeah.
	You know, if I, if somebody.
	So what do you cost of wage fucking, like, from like 10 to three?
	God, that's fucking insane.
	That's not like a damn a migrant worker or something.
	That's not like somebody that's got a bunch of people.
	For a million dollars, you couldn't do that?
	Fuck from 10 to three?
	Yeah.
	Not a chance.
	For $1 million?
	Yeah.
	Not a chance.
	Just stop.
	Five-minute break, get back to it.
	Stop.
	No.
	You think you'll die?
	I don't think I'll die.
	I think I would give up.
	I would realize that I don't have it in me.
	I think I would, I don't know.
	I would coach the person, though.
	That's what I would do.
	I would be a better coach.
	I would be a better corner guy for the dude during the five minutes.
	You get over there, you know, put the ice on his back.
	You're doing good, Ronnie, or whatever.
	Coach him up.
	That's what I would be.
	So you'll be like a cameraman.
	No, I ain't being a cameraman.
	I ain't watching that shit.
	But you got it for you to tell him what to do better.
	You got to watch it.
	Yeah, maybe I do.
	Yeah, I would probably have like a monitor.
	I don't want to hold the camera, but I would watch the monitor and coach him.
	Yeah, give him that water bottle, like that gerbil in my mind.
	So what's wrong with the cameraman?
	How do you feel about like porn cameramans?
	Like, what do you think they do?
	Can you imagine them?
	Like, what do you, if you was to paint a picture of a pornograph star, a camera guy, what do you just see him as?
	I see him as a dude, probably long mustache, probably a little bit of skeet hanging off of that bitch that got, he got caught in a cross skeeting or whatever in a gangbang.
	And that's, and he's, that thing's just hanging off just like icicles, you know.
	I see him probably either desperate for sex.
	Really?
	If you that close, you got to watch sex with a little machine or something.
	You got to be that and you seven inches from some asshole or something.
	I don't think you're doing real good.
	You think that it's just kind of like, hey, he's be horny the whole time?
	Oh, I think he's grossly horny.
	I think he.
	How much do you think they make?
	Is it online?
	Can you look that up?
	Yeah, how much does it make porn camera person?
	Well, I can tell you, I know other freelance camera guys who do that, and it's usually an hourly rate, you know.
	I bet probably at least $1,000 to $2,000 a day.
	No way.
	For sure.
	The actresses are only getting $600.
	I'll look it up, but I would.
	But I mean, if he recording it, he got it.
	Would I be a cameraman?
	I probably could see myself doing that.
	Actually doing it and just kind of like, I wear overalls with glasses and have a toothpick in my mouth.
	And I'd be so dope.
	I'm like, you fucking that shit up.
	So I'll be like, they'll know it's me.
	And then I'll stand out to have my own camera production.
	But my whole goal is to stand out.
	And then I end up getting away from porn and shooting movies.
	And they'll be like, oh, you fucking that shit up.
	And I had that saying when people see me, like, oh, that's the fucking this shit up, dude.
	So then I have my own fan base and I get booked for clubs and I become fucking famous.
	So sometimes you could take the worst job and just make the best out of it.
	Because like I told you, I used to work at McDonald's.
	You won't believe what I used to do.
	Yeah.
	I didn't know that you worked out.
	Yeah, I was the dude, like when people get double patties, I just slid one out and just give them like, you know, one single.
	And it was like single patty, man.
	Because I don't think you need all that meat.
	That's crazy.
	Well, I think it depends.
	I mean, people, you know, I'm not judging you or anything, but I think people want their meat.
	You know, if you drive around the building.
	Like, how much meat do you be taking?
	I mean, I'll be honest with you.
	I had McDonald's last night and I had three patties.
	That's crazy.
	I had one quarter pounder and two cheeseburger patties.
	You know, what's the most meat you could take, you think?
	I don't really take meat.
	You stole that steak.
	Yeah, I tried.
	You couldn't get it.
	Yeah.
	Went to jail, and ever since then, I changed my life.
	Damn, bro.
	Welcome back.
	Yeah.
	Do you fuck with Mystical or anything like that?
	Do you listen to anything?
	Mystical Danger.
	Get on the flow.
	He was unique with me.
	The man right here.
	He sing.
	He yelled all the fucking time.
	He did.
	He was angry about something.
	How do you feel about post Malone?
	It was a thing, another one, Get Your Side, where they feel like, this is from Charlemagne the God.
	He said he feel like he came over and stole like the black culture with the right Iris.
	And then he went over and just changed and never made nothing for that.
	How do you feel about that?
	Like, do you agree with him or disagree?
	I think that that's silly for Charlemagne to Say, I think at this point, at some point, we got to realize that there's, oh, I think there's been a lot of culture vultures over the years, especially early on when black people didn't have a lot of rights to their music, when they didn't even know about business.
	Like, even growing up poor and white, like, I've had to learn, I've made a lot of poor, like, business choice because I don't have anybody in my family to do anything about business.
	Because you was poor, so you made poor decisions.
	That makes sense.
	Yeah, nobody was doing any business.
	Then when you get rich, you start making rich decisions.
	Yeah, and then you start to know other rich people.
	They tell you shit.
	You know, Charlemagne, I think, kind of have a he seemed like, oh, he.
	A troll?
	A little bit.
	He seemed like a, he have a kind of a womanly look.
	He's beautiful.
	Yeah.
	You think that?
	Who?
	Charlemagne.
	He's beautiful.
	You think he's beautiful?
	I mean, I fuck with Megan Astallion.
	She's cute.
	Yeah.
	What if it was me and Charlemagne in a room?
	Dude, you tell me Charlemagne ain't fine, bro?
	Come on, dog.
	You think that's a sex symbol?
	I think if you put a, if he was in Japan or uh a week, if he was a uh yeah, oh, you put him in a wig, dog, some basketball player is gonna fuck him.
	What about a podcaster?
	Like with a hat on?
	I don't know.
	I'm not just speaking.
	I'm just saying.
	Not you.
	We're not talking about you.
	No, no, okay, okay.
	Yeah, I wouldn't do it.
	I don't know.
	No, no, I wouldn't talk about you.
	I'm just saying somebody that do podcasts and wear hats and like that speak their fucking mind and they like green sweaters and shit.
	Yeah, I don't know if they would do that.
	But yeah, I don't think you feel like it's sexy when they come to women like your women crush.
	Oh, my women crush.
	How do you feel about Britney Spears?
	I used to love her, man, because she was from Louisiana.
	That's where I'm from.
	So I loved her, man.
	We all loved her.
	She was 16. Now, she's gone off, man.
	I think somebody did something bad to her.
	I think they were pilling her up.
	Is she still rich?
	Yeah, she's still rich.
	But I think they were putting pills in her and doing stuff like that.
	You know, that's what I think.
	What do you think about her?
	I feel like she just, sometimes I just feel like people do what they want to do.
	And I feel like she, from what I heard, the documentary is she got held back from like living her life.
	So now this is her time to do it.
	So sometimes people can miss out on the opportunity because people like, damn, this is what I want to do.
	I feel like now she getting to live her life.
	That's my opinion.
	Oh, like now she's free.
	Yeah.
	So it's like, damn, she didn't get to learn.
	Like, you know, or it might be, I'm living on a such thing as it's not no bad.
	Cause if you do it, you're just going to live on your results.
	So no matter what you do, just know it's not a bad thing.
	Just know you're going to live what comes with it.
	And if you don't want to live with it, just don't do it.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I'm not a racist.
	I'm not like an asshole.
	I just live in good spirit, you know, because I don't want to do nothing I don't regret.
	Like, you know, one time I got slapped and this dude was like, give me, he was like, give me a fucking car.
	I'm like, you got it, bro.
	That was it.
	Yeah.
	And he just wanted a vehicle?
	Yeah.
	Oh, damn.
	That's like, yeah, that's one way to order an Uber right there, bro.
	Damn.
	That's fucking gangster.
	And you actually get in front of it.
	But the thing is, he didn't even know how much gas I got.
	If you watching this goofy, I didn't even have no gas in the car.
	So you had to stop and get gas.
	Stupid ass.
	That's the law, man.
	That's the law.
	I needed an oil change, too.
	Oh, damn.
	So that's what I'm saying.
	Sometimes you can take on people's problems.
	And you don't know what's really under the hood.
	Right.
	You want to take on somebody's life, but you don't know what's under the hood.
	That's like taking somebody's girl.
	You text somebody's girl and don't even know what the fuck wrong with her.
	And you got a lot of shit to deal with.
	Yo, yo, yo, yo, look on the podcast.
	Well, that's your mic.
	Yeah, but it's just, I feel that, man.
	Sometimes you want somebody's girl and then you get or you really even have to talk to her for five minutes.
	You're like, damn, somebody, we got to let this bitch go back.
	You know, that happens a lot.
	When you play rock, paper, scissors, what do you usually pick?
	Like, rock, papers, or scissors?
	What's your average?
	I go scissors, I think.
	All right, but let's play.
	All right.
	I don't think you said scissors.
	Yeah, but I switched it up.
	Let me ask you this, man.
	You get to Atlanta.
	Do you start to meet some of your idols and heroes and stuff?
	Like, that must have been pretty cool.
	You know, I just met Kevin Hartley yesterday.
	Oh, did you really?
	I posted a picture.
	Yeah, I met him.
	He's actually dope.
	He actually was cool as fuck.
	And I had took a picture with him, and I was thinking I'm about to take the picture and leave.
	But he's like, man, stay around.
	Talk.
	Let's chill.
	Man, I actually fuck with your content.
	You a funny dude.
	And he was like, get in the stand.
	He's like, man, you're not doing stand-up.
	We fucking waiting.
	Yeah.
	He's like, we fucking waiting.
	And he's like, man, get out.
	Like, you see, you have to be like, drink.
	And I'm sitting there.
	I put my arm around him.
	I got comfortable.
	Like, usually, like, you know what I'm saying?
	But it was just like, damn, man.
	And this is the first time I did not know how to ask for a picture.
	And I'm like, damn, like, because so many people be bold.
	You get it.
	Where you eating and people like, hey, yo, I want a picture.
	You're like, bro, I'm fucking eating.
	How do you have the courage to come around me and my family?
	Say, yo, let me get a picture.
	Like, that shit is bold.
	So even me talking to him after we talked for like 43 minutes, I did not know.
	I'm like, fuck, I want this picture.
	I said, I want to take it back to the hood.
	Like, this is a hood trophy.
	Yeah.
	Like, and I know, like, no matter what, if I don't be shit, I got a picture of Kevin Hart.
	Yeah.
	Like, right now, if I'm not shit, I'm just flexing with that.
	I just said I signed the deal with Kevin Hart.
	I'm breaking movies.
	And then, guess what?
	They all coming.
	I get, that picture is three months worth of pussy right there.
	Damn, that's a lot.
	Yeah.
	That's a big trade-off.
	And did, um, was he, uh, who was like a first person you met like that?
	Because Atlanta, did you get to meet too short?
	You met too short?
	That was one I really wanted to take a picture with.
	And that was at the airport.
	And he passed away, huh?
	No.
	Didn't he?
	Can you look up Too Short Deceased?
	I think he did pass away, man.
	I'm sorry.
	No, that's.
	Sorry, man.
	No, that's too tall.
	No, he's still here.
	Praise God, baby.
	Damn.
	No, you're talking about too tall.
	Or was it the white version too short?
	No, it might be Ed Jones, I think, was it was too tall.
	Why did he get too short mixed with Ed Jones?
	Well, he was too tall.
	I think Ed Too Tall Jones, was he somebody?
	Or do y'all got a white version of Tupac?
	Too short?
	We got, who is it?
	A white version of Tupac?
	I would say we kind of had Mac Miller.
	Yeah, no.
	I wouldn't.
	That's Ed Too Tall Jones right there.
	He's also alive.
	That's dip.
	And he's dead or not?
	No, he's alive.
	Oh, good, man.
	What?
	They both good.
	Jackson, Tennessee.
	That's where he's from.
	Who is, yeah, let's do versions.
	Who is the, okay, who is y'all's Chris Farley, bro?
	Who's Chris Farley again?
	Or who is not y'all's?
	Who do you think is a black version of Chris Farley?
	Who's Chris Farley?
	Chris Farley, bring him up.
	Tommy Boy.
	Remember him?
	He was on Saturday Night Live with Chris Rock.
	Who would be ours?
	He might be too old of a reference.
	You want to know who he is?
	No, he not.
	Oh boy, Alpha Keenan and Kel.
	What's Keenan?
	I think he is.
	Oh, yeah.
	That was the one that lost weight.
	He on C and the Saturday Night Night Live.
	I feel like them two.
	You get it?
	You can see it.
	I can see he being ours.
	What about that one where the guy lives in the house?
	It's a sitcom and he always, I don't think it's like a Madea show, but it's like, Do you know?
	Yeah, she had like a Mr. Brown.
	You got, I don't know.
	It's a lot.
	I mean, Medea got a lot.
	Yeah, there was always this one kind of character, the dad.
	He wasn't real fat, though.
	He was a little thick.
	Who was y'all Will Smith?
	Oh, damn.
	That's a good one, bro.
	So they would probably have to be tall.
	It just worked ethic, same type of energy, probably neck and neck.
	You can line them up.
	That could be Matthew McConaughey, bro.
	Mm-hmm.
	Who's on Nikki Minaj?
	Lily Gaga?
	I don't know if she throws that hole like Nikki does, though.
	Maya?
	I don't know if we have one.
	I think we tried to have one with that girl Iguadala.
	No.
	Oh, Iggy.
	Iggy.
	I think that was our attempt at having a Nikki Minaj.
	Sometimes you don't even get the same thing.
	Like Carrot Top, right?
	I feel like they don't really have like a black carrot top.
	So how do you feel about Justin Bieber?
	I feel like he's so dope.
	And he got all type of culture.
	That's one guy that marketed the shit out of him where he got everybody to love him.
	He did.
	And just stay out the way and stay clean.
	He came to a show of mine, man, in New York, actually, a few years ago.
	He had been sick.
	He likes funny shit, too.
	Yeah, he does.
	He loves comedy.
	He does.
	And he loves, you know, you're right.
	He loves people.
	It is something when I see Justin and I see his energy, I feel inspired to love everybody.
	Yeah.
	That's the best way to do it.
	Like, in angry people, it's crazy.
	You know, the people that just hunk they horn and get mad, blink or get over.
	You're going to be that same person that wants to get over and somebody going to hunk at you.
	So don't do what the fuck you don't want done to you.
	Yeah.
	Well, it's easy.
	It's easier said than done, too, but I feel you, you know?
	Yeah.
	But it was cool.
	He came out to a show.
	They came out.
	He hadn't been out in a long time and because he'd been sick.
	And him and Carl Lentz, who was a pastor, they came out to my comedy show in New York.
	And I didn't even get to see him.
	They came and they left a gift for me in the green room.
	And they stayed for about maybe a half of the show.
	And Carl said that Justin wasn't feeling good.
	And so they left.
	What R ⁇ B do you listen to?
	Let me see.
	I like to listen to, let me think about what I would call it.
	Singing, like, who was like a pop artist?
	When I was growing up, I used to listen to Tevin Campbell's.
	Can we talk for a minute?
	And then, I mean, I listened to a lot of the regular guys, Michael Jackson, but then I got into rap and I listened to a lot of Lil Wayne, Cash Money, Mystical.
	Speaking of Louisiana, I feel like you and Kevin Gates would go at it.
	Just kind of like awkward conversation for awkward conversation.
	It could be.
	I would like to see Kevin Gates.
	He's kind of a wildcat.
	He kind of got that Native American.
	He's got some real roots in him.
	He did that Caleb Presley show.
	Yeah, I could see him.
	Y'all got to make that happen.
	It would be cool.
	Kevin Gates.
	What about you?
	What are some of your other goals?
	So obviously you have this unique ability to kind of create a different angle of looking at things.
	That's what I feel like if one of your strong suits to me.
	It's like, this is a different, this humor.
	So, huh?
	Third eye.
	It's a third eye, but yeah.
	You got a third eye.
	So how, so do you want to like make movie?
	What do you want to do?
	Are you already doing everything you want?
	Working on movies.
	That's why I came down here to get that done.
	Stand up.
	I go on tour.
	We're going to Minnesota with Desi Banks.
	I'm going to have to tell him he got to come on your show.
	We're going on tour with him.
	And you, like I said, you inspired me.
	Desi inspired me, Kev Mart.
	This was the run.
	Like, I really need getting to stand up.
	Even watching your shit.
	You don't give a fuck.
	And when you're on stage, you don't give a fuck.
	It makes them laugh more.
	My thing was focusing on the crowd.
	It goes back to where I told you when that lady spent her $10,000.
	I so focused on, I want them happy.
	They spent their money because people complain if they don't get their food right.
	They complain.
	They don't get their shirt right.
	So when people spend their money, they complain.
	Even when shit is free, they still complain.
	I can't worry about that, though.
	I got to do me and do on that stage.
	And at the end of the day, just know it's going to be complainers and lovers.
	So I was so worried about the negative side.
	That's what I said.
	People worry about the end, you forget about the positive.
	I'm like, fuck, it's half and half.
	And your whole goal was to just get everybody in that room on the same page because it comes back to what we said earlier.
	This is my closet.
	So if I open this bitch and you in here, just know this is all my wardrobe.
	This is all me.
	Well, I think also people getting to know you a little bit more, even just as a human, that makes them even be more understanding.
	This is what I found, right?
	If I make mistakes, if I'm learning about something, if I'm thinking about something, if I'm learning how to be honest about talking about any thoughts I have about race stuff, anything like that, if I'm people will ride with you as long as you're trying to be true to whatever you are.
	If you make mistakes or not, most people will ride with you as a human, you know, like it's, you know, because there's more to, you know, people love the humor, but then also they get to know the person, you know, there's a lot of artists out there that people start to love the person.
	You know, it's interesting.
	It's almost like they supersede their own talent because people are like, oh, I'll watch them almost in anything they do because there's just something about them that I really like.
	And sometimes people got no one likes camera action.
	Some people just show up for cameras and they ain't even know who they are.
	So people try to be like, oh, this and that.
	And he shouldn't have said that.
	And it's like, he just fucking said that on camera because he ain't said that a day in his fucking life.
	So, but like I said, you're going to live in what you say nowadays.
	But I feel like back in the day when we used to do shit, they didn't give a fuck without social.
	There's a lot of shit going on.
	And people didn't give a fuck because, you know, I'm not putting the energy in to pay attention to it.
	But now you can scroll and see 5,000 comments.
	It's like, oh, let me say something too.
	It's like jumping people.
	It's like one person says something.
	It's like, let's jump this motherfucker.
	So it's just kind of like, you're going to get jumped in the comments.
	And it's just like, damn, I didn't even mean that.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So that's what I said.
	You got to watch what you say.
	And like, even with, you know, people that getting on me are probably watching this part.
	I've been, I did that podcast, the dudes at the table, Fresh and Fit.
	Have you seen this shit?
	I did it before.
	You never seen this shit before?
	I haven't.
	Oh, you got to look up the...
	Pull up a piece of it, Zachary.
	Get that fresh and fit, huh?
	So this is what they say.
	It's a bunch of loser guys that can't get girls, and they listen to two guys, and they just bring girls on the show to bash them.
	But I mean, I don't know what to call it.
	Oh, dang, that seems, is it kind of cold?
	It's funny moments on there.
	But like I said, it's just how you, I'm not a sensitive person.
	Like, if you're not comfortable on the show, fucking leave.
	If you, like me, I already put up a fight.
	If you feel like they've been assholes, be asshole with them back.
	Like, I'm a metro energy and I'm embarrassing you like you're trying to embarrass me.
	So where do you, so you have a lot of good like kind of theories on your own behavior and ways to like kind of navigate yourself.
	Where does some of that come from for you?
	That's funny.
	Actually, just getting lack of attention as a child and just being the one that's counted last.
	So with being counting last and always being a bottom, it's like, what the fuck can I do to get to the top?
	And when I get to the top, I always remember when I was last.
	So now I'm here.
	Keep both of those energy.
	Keep that shit equal.
	So that's why I was just like, don't go overboard, don't go underboard.
	Because at the end of the day, it's going to be people that was in my spot.
	I want them to know we can get up here and be okay.
	Yeah, we got a lot of kids.
	Yeah, my mama got four kids.
	And it was just her?
	She got, yes, four kids.
	She got four different baby daddies.
	She's not a hoe, but that's like, I mean, in the hood, that'll technically make you a hoe.
	She did it.
	She had a kid each year.
	Sorry, man.
	But she had a kid each year.
	So she like fucked on one person each year.
	so I was like These days, that's great.
	Yeah.
	A nigga a year.
	Yeah.
	That's good, I think.
	Yeah.
	But when you look at it, it looked like she just was fucking.
	Right, yeah.
	And that's, yeah, that's why she should carry a little car with her and show people how it broke down.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Or wear a shirt, get a shirt made.
	Yeah, and have the dates on it.
	Like 2002, like how they win the championship.
	Yeah, Randy, Wendell.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Brady.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	That should be dope.
	That's crazy.
	Yeah, we had four.
	My mom had four kids too, man.
	You was your mama ho-2?
	Yeah.
	My mom actually dated a black guy when I was growing up.
	She dated a black Jewish guy.
	Did you like him?
	Yeah, he was interesting.
	We didn't, you know, we didn't know.
	She didn't accept him until she didn't introduce y'all to him.
	Oh, she did.
	He came around.
	He was interesting.
	He was really interested.
	He like used to eat y'all snacks and shit?
	Oh, he didn't try to touch me or anything.
	No, eat y'all snacks.
	Not that.
	Y'all your food snacks and shit.
	Your food.
	No, no, no.
	He like, I think he's.
	So when we run, like, snacks is like our candy, our shit.
	Our snacks, chips.
	Like, I'm stepdaddy.
	That type of snacks.
	Okay.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, I think, yeah.
	I love black people love chips.
	I noticed.
	That's one thing.
	That's safe.
	Yeah.
	That's a few.
	We love chips.
	Yeah.
	But this man, no, mom didn't.
	He was nice.
	I didn't know.
	He taught us some different stuff.
	Oh, he bought us tickets to the first football game ever went.
	Oh, he wanted to go.
	So he just took y'all.
	Yeah, he just actually, they just dropped us off.
	So they might have went to fuck, honestly.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Damn.
	I didn't even think about that till just.
	I mean, honestly, that means he paid for it, her, because he paid for y'all to get the tickets to get that.
	Yeah, look, it was nice of him.
	It's a business transaction.
	But it was interesting, man.
	I'm trying to think.
	Yeah, when I was growing up, they had...
	The wrestler.
	Wrestler?
	I think I'm maybe...
	I don't have a big thought on him.
	My favorite wrestler probably was...
	Yeah, he's good.
	It's so many versions of him.
	Last Rod, The Dead One.
	It's so many.
	I'm so fucked up about Kane.
	I don't know what happened.
	He came out cool and then he just got fat and sloppy.
	It was like, what the fuck happened to Kane?
	Yeah, I think he could have had some medical issues or some of those guys at the time.
	I don't think it was the same person.
	Oh, you think they switched him?
	Damn.
	Remember, he was fit.
	Yeah.
	Bring up a Kane if you can, Zachary.
	The Kane years, if you can bring up all the Kane years.
	Dude, you know who the craziest thing I ever saw was at the, when The Rock came back, I was at WWE, right?
	And Mexican people love wrestling, bro.
	I saw a father and son, bro.
	They didn't know The Rock was coming back.
	and he came right out, and they both started bawling, crying, bro.
	Yeah, The Rock is...
	Uh-uh.
	Yeah, he, he fucking, yeah, The Rock is a fucking genius and dope.
	And it's funny.
	Like, it was dope.
	He actually followed me.
	I was like, damn.
	Did he really?
	Yeah, he followed me.
	Damn, bro.
	And it's like, damn, The Rock, like, actually said, and like, damn, that shit dope.
	Like, isn't it crazy to realize sometimes when you see people, certain people that follow you, like, that's kind of.
	And they look up to you now and like your content.
	Or just that they even know who you are, bro.
	Like, if they saw you somewhere, they would come up and say something.
	That's crazy.
	But the hardest part is when they know you, you still got to keep being known for that and be fresh and stay clean.
	You don't want them to be like, yeah, well, I used to fuck.
	You know what I'm saying?
	That's why you got to watch what you say, watch what you do, and just treat everybody with respect.
	And if you feel some type of way, share with your best friend.
	That's why you got a best friend.
	Every secret ain't meant to be told on the internet.
	So if you feel something, keep that shit to yourself.
	Like that shit.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Nowadays, you Can't tell your girlfriend, they break up and then they hate you.
	But tell your brother or some shit.
	But nowadays, you can't because they get money for nowadays.
	Just don't say shit.
	Honestly, leave it for me.
	Keep the shit to yourself.
	Yeah.
	Get in the shower and just talk to yourself about the shit you're going through.
	Do you think?
	Was your were any of your siblings really funny too?
	Did y'all have funny?
	No, no, we had a funny family.
	Y'all did?
	Yeah, we had a funny dysfunctional family.
	Yeah.
	That's fucking funny.
	I got a brother that like check on me.
	He'd be like, yo, what you doing?
	He'd be like, I love a new video.
	What's the next one?
	I tell him, he's like, yo, can I have $5,000?
	And it's like, he lead me right into that punch and he'd be like, yo, congratulations, bro.
	Like, that love video.
	What do you win the next interview?
	Then I tell him, like, yo, you got 500 to send me.
	So it's like, he always smacked me with this thing where it's just kind of love punch.
	I'm about to hit you with that love punch.
	Like, bro, like, don't, just ask for the fucking money.
	And don't ask.
	I hate when family asks for money to borrow and they're not going to pay you back.
	Yeah, borrow is the worst word.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Isn't it crazy?
	Like, is it crazy to look at your own life and be like, wow, this really is my life sometimes?
	Because I'm a lame.
	I like to play the game.
	I don't like clubbing.
	I don't like smoking or drinking.
	I like to laugh.
	I like to look at awkward shit, make shit awkward.
	Like, you know what I'm saying?
	The whole podcast where it was awkward, funny.
	But some people probably look at it like they're going to probably say shit about you, say shit about me.
	But I have a third eye like, this shit was actually funny.
	Laughing fucking go to sleep.
	Like, at the end of the day, you know, my favorite movie is Super Bad.
	It was just about a lot of weird funny shit.
	Do they have a good...
	It is interesting.
	Like, do they have a black version of Super Bad?
	Like Friday.
	I say like Friday at the next.
	That would be kind of like our hit.
	You got Bad Boys 2, like, which is kind of like comedy.
	But just a bunch of high school kids.
	Nah, we ain't got that.
	They kind of need that version.
	That shit's missing, isn't it?
	That's something that's missing.
	We need to step in our culture and actually be together and start doing projects with us.
	We can do that.
	And sometimes it take people ego that feels like I built my platform.
	I don't want to share it.
	Like, you know, but we need that.
	Everybody need it for their culture.
	Oh, that's one thing I noticed about Joe.
	That's one thing that Joe Rogan does really well.
	That dude shares his platform.
	I mean, whoever, it put the smallest dude or the biggest dude.
	You know, he puts people on, you know?
	That's always one thing that I really admire about him.
	I'm here, you know, if you ever can.
	I'll do an interview with him.
	Yeah.
	That'd be cool.
	I'll recommend you.
	I'll throw that in his ear.
	That'd be really interesting.
	That'd be crazy if you said it and then don't do it.
	That'd be dope.
	Well, here's what you know what I'll do.
	I'll send some of his stuff, some of your stuff to him.
	Well, you got to get this guy on there.
	Yeah.
	Or you can say, like, yo, we did a podcast.
	This guy's just kind of like a fucking groupie.
	Bro, do something with him, bro.
	And then I'll pay you.
	And then if he say no, you can fuck around.
	Take $5,000, transfer it into, like, my bank account.
	Yeah.
	And then send me up your social security number, your debit card front and back.
	This is not a scam.
	It might sound like it, but keep up with me.
	Okay.
	You send me your route numbers to your bank account.
	All right.
	Front and back.
	Transfer the funds.
	And then just send me credit card shit.
	You will be blocked.
	I'm going to block you, but that's part of the progress.
	Don't freak out.
	Don't say, oh, what the fuck?
	It's getting nervous.
	I will come back in a year or so and I'll pay you back.
	And you're going to email me, right?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Yeah, we can do that.
	That checks out.
	Trust me?
	Yeah, as long as you email me.
	What I'll do is wait by the email.
	Yeah, just wait by the email.
	And that's what I said.
	That's how the thing goes.
	And then it's basically like making $50,000 into $100,000.
	So if you want $50,000 into $100,000, you give me the $50,000.
	And then it's going to take probably two or three weeks.
	Yeah, because why?
	What?
	I'm busy.
	With wires or something?
	No, I'm busy.
	I'm busy with the money.
	Let me do my thing.
	And then you end up, you know what I'm saying?
	You're going to send me that.
	And then you just say, what's going on?
	Give me three.
	Don't bother me while I'm doing it.
	If you do, you'll get blocked.
	But that's part of like you freaking out.
	You will block you.
	I'm going to be nervous probably then, huh?
	Yeah, yeah, but you'll freak out.
	But I'm telling you now, that's part of the progress.
	So you shouldn't be nervous.
	Do I tell my wife or not?
	Don't tell her.
	Don't let nobody know because it's our business.
	Yeah.
	And that's when somebody like, dude, you got fucking scam, but you didn't because I'm telling you everything now.
	And it's actually recorded.
	So it'll go back to like, let me follow the steps.
	You will get blocked.
	And then that's when after that, I'll follow you up with an email.
	And I'm going to say, this is me.
	Just relax.
	So you're going to get the email.
	All right.
	And then after that, you will get another transfer.
	I'm going to send you $1,000 just to tell you to just be happy.
	Okay.
	And that's a wire.
	That's a wire.
	And so what?
	So I just wait by the email.
	Yeah, I'll be back to three to four years with $100,000.
	Okay.
	It's an investment.
	Yeah, man.
	I think we should do it.
	I think I'm in.
	Yeah.
	I'm not going to tell her.
	I'm not going to tell her anything.
	Tell me about this, bro.
	A lot of black people are flat earthers.
	You ever meet these dudes?
	What does flat earth mean?
	Dudes that think the earth is flat, not round.
	See, honestly, I heard a lot of people saying that shit.
	But the first dudes I ever met rolled up with me on a pizza joint.
	Two black guys, they said, hey, man, the earth is flat.
	I don't know.
	Like, certain shit.
	I don't know because I don't really look into certain shit like that.
	I need to start looking into just what this shit is.
	Do black people like outer space or not?
	Namaste.
	I'm pretty sure some people out there, I'm just not looking into it.
	Like, I'm too busy looking at two fucking kangaroos to see how they fuck.
	Yeah.
	That's why I watch on my YouTube history.
	Oh, yeah.
	So I can look into that, but right now I wouldn't have the answer for it, and I want to lie.
	Black people, a lot of black men are good at sex.
	I feel like that's a generalization.
	Would you say that?
	Yeah, sex symbols.
	Do they?
	Well, I wouldn't know because I haven't had sex with a black guy or any type of guy.
	Okay.
	But if it's general speaking, from women point of view, yeah, they say that.
	And I didn't heard some girls say like white dudes and put it down too.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So there's some white guys that can do it and there's a lot of black guys that can do it.
	Okay.
	That's a, that's a.
	It's even.
	It's even.
	You think so?
	I feel like a lot of shit even.
	It's just certain people don't want to hear it.
	Some of it's stereotypes.
	Yeah.
	But here's what I'm saying.
	Do I feel like, but do, do you ever look at animals fucking and think, oh, I want to, I could do that?
	Yeah, that's why I want to be a snapping turtle.
	I want to see how turtles fuck.
	Oh, man.
	I never see that.
	Slow, bro.
	Yeah.
	I mean, you listening to Eddie Lavert.
	Yeah.
	That's got to be slow.
	Before we go, I want to say that I feel like sometimes squirrels do commit suicide because there's no way that she gets hit by a car.
	They're so fucking fast.
	So when a squirrel gets in the street and you actually hit one, it was ready to go.
	Damn.
	Because sometimes they get fed up too.
	Oh.
	Yeah, man.
	I guess I feel so bad.
	I just get stuck in my own world a lot, and I'm not even thinking about that.
	Yeah.
	But that's big facts, man.
	R.I.P.
	to the squirrels, man.
	R.I.P.
	I wonder if animals have baby showers and shit.
	Do you think they should?
	Yeah.
	Oh, I'm sure they do in the woods.
	People roll up, bring a little treat.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that is almost kind of beautiful, huh?
	Motherfucking baby sea line, baby shower.
	Oh, dude, I imagine, too, a fucking little penguin putting a lotion on his buddy like that.
	Yeah.
	Congratulations, bro.
	And he's like, yeah, I'm going to see if it's mine first.
	We're going to take a blood test.
	Because she been fucking on Chad.
	Chad is the other penguin.
	Oh, yeah.
	They'll just fuck on everybody.
	Because he's a sex symbol.
	Yeah, but he just, for now, he's just supporting his buddy.
	Yeah.
	Thanks, man.
	Funny Marker, man.
	I appreciate you so much coming and spending time, bro.
	No, I appreciate you.
	This is dope.
	I just want the road to know that I feel your energy.
	I feel like you for everybody.
	Like you're actually a good guy.
	Thanks, man.
	And you just, it's like sometimes we got our little Duvals that just speak their mind.
	And you got you that speak your mind.
	So it's just kind of like, put me in the colour that speak my mind.
	And don't try to make me seem like I'm targeting anybody because I'm just, I'm just me that speak my mind.
	So anybody can get it at this point.
	So you like a hardcore match.
	Remember, anything goes on in that shit.
	Yeah.
	It's not handicapped because you don't want to just attack any type of it's hardcore.
	Like Scarface, I'm going out like a soldier.
	Fuck you, fuck you.
	You, fuck you.
	You, you're cool.
	You're cool.
	You cool.
	You cool.
	Fuck you.
	That's how I feel like you are.
	Yeah.
	Thanks, man.
	I appreciate it.
	I'm trying to be, you know, I try to let go of whatever little hangups I have here and there sometimes, you know, because some of it's just things that are from the past and they sometimes still grip you here or there.
	You get little edges, you know, you got around them.
	And sometimes life just, it takes time, you know, some of it.
	But yeah, I feel like life's been getting better and I want to be able to be kind of a, yeah, I want to be able to have like a universe, as much as a universal audience as you can, you know.
	Sometimes you can't even pick your own audience, you know?
	But yeah, I think so many people love you, man.
	I mentioned your name last night.
	I was talking, Young Grave, he was just here.
	He's a rapper.
	He was here.
	And then I was talking to some of the Nelt guys last night.
	They all love you.
	I fuck with them.
	Man, yeah, you got so many fans.
	It's cool.
	So I feel real grateful for your time, man.
	Yeah, no, I appreciate you having me here.
	So at the end of the day, it's all about history, what we leave behind.
	Because between me and you, one of us is going to die first.
	I don't see us dying at the same time.
	Like we both getting attracted.
	And it's like, damn, they both died on the same day.
	So somebody got to go first.
	And we'd be able to go back and watch this shit.
	Yeah.
	You probably go first, though.
	I feel like I can.
	Sometimes I start feeling like a bad thing.
	You feel hardcore, bro.
	Like, you're fucking bad.
	You're like a Hellcat.
	Fucking fucking Hellcat scat pack, bro.
	You're out here.
	And so what happens to me?
	And be honest with me.
	I see you probably just bleed out.
	No, I'm not bleeding.
	Nothing to do with that.
	Just, you just kind of like sit there and you just think like, what the fuck am I about to do?
	And then you go in there, you go in there, you go do it, turn around, turn back around, see it, and you're like, fuck, that's my calling.
	Then you think about it and you say, what the fuck?
	What's next?
	Wait a minute.
	I need to get some pussy first.
	You go get the pussy and you fuck it up two minutes because you said that's how long you laugh.
	Hey, I'm busy though.
	That's all you need.
	You turn around, get into bed, and you say, oh, fuck.
	You know what?
	I forgot my motherfucking cell phone.
	I can't go without it because I got to text some bitches while I'm up there.
	Get the cell phone.
	And then you go to the bank.
	You got to get some money because you stay.
	You got to put something out.
	You don't like swiping.
	You got to have cash on you.
	You always like that.
	If I'm going to see the bitches, I'm going to have to have some loot.
	Right.
	So you get the cash.
	You go.
	And then you're like, fuck, if I get up there and I got a problem with nobody, I got to get me a shotgun.
	You go buy your shotgun.
	Oh, yeah.
	You're taking that up there with you.
	Or a borrow one too.
	Exactly.
	Somebody going to have one.
	Yeah.
	And then that's when you just go to sleep.
	And they don't really know what happened, but it happened.
	Damn, bro.
	I love it.
	Predicting the future, baby.
	Yeah.
	Funny Marco, man.
	Thank you so much for your time, bro.
	I really do appreciate it.
	And I'll see you in the future, bro, if you stay alive, man.
	I'm going to be pregnant.
	That's funny.
	We should start saying that to people.
	Imagine somebody be like, all right, man, see you later if you stay alive.
	That's just a normal saying.
	I'm going to say that to my Uber.
	I'm going to be like, see you later.
	Yeah, bro.
	Because they might think, man, what did that dude know, bro?
	Especially now because people aren't even talking to each other anymore.
	So if you say, hey, man, I'll see you in the future if you stay alive.
	It didn't fuck the future.
	It's just like, bro, like, I'll call you tomorrow if you stay alive.
	And it puts pressure on a motherfucker.
	Now their life means something.
	Now they're like, all right, bro, I better fucking lace these shoes up, baby.
	Because obviously somebody got me on the clock, man.
	Right at the ear.
	I know.
	If you stay alive.
	You should start merch right there if you stay alive.
	Can you start this right here, y'all?
	Merch shirts, bro.
	Can you start them?
	If you stay alive.
	If you stay alive, because that's all it takes.
	See you tomorrow if you stay alive.
	Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
	Right there.
	Right there.
	Sell those shirts, y'all.
	Please buy them for me and just put, you know, wear them for me, bro.
	See you tomorrow if you stay alive.
	Sell out, please.
	Buy his merch.
	Praise.
	Thanks, Marco.
	Let's get it.

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