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March 30, 2022 - This Past Weekend - Theo Von

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E386 Sean O'Malley & Tim Welch

Sean O'Malley is a mixed martial artist who currently competes in the bantamweight division of the UFC. Tim Welch is a mixed martial artists, trainer, and coach. Find them together on the Timbo Sugar Show. Theo, Sean, and Tim discuss the Oscars slap heard 'round the world, open relationships, Colby/Masvidal beef, and Sean's upcoming fight plans. Find Sean: https://www.instagram.com/sugaseanmma/?hl=en Find Tim: https://www.instagram.com/timwelchmt/?hl=en ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com Podcastville mugs and prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com ------------------------------------------------- Support our Sponsors: The Zebra: Go to https://thezebra.com/theo to get your free quote today Keeps: Go to https://keeps.com/theo to get your first month of treatment free BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at https://BetterHelp.com/THEO Truebill: Start canceling today at https://Truebill.com/THEO Babbel: Save up to 60% off your subscription at https://Babbel.com/THEO ------------------------------------------------- Music: "Shine" by Bishop Gunn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Producer: Ari https://www.instagram.com/arimannis/?hl=en Editor: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/?hl=en See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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	Today's guest is a professional mixed martial artist, MMA man.
	You know it.
	That grappler, that cage baby.
	You know what I'm talking about.
	You know who he is, man.
	You know what it is.
	He currently competes at the Bannamweight Division in UFC and is allegedly undefeated.
	That man is here with his mixed martial artist coach and trainer.
	They are the combined do the Timbo Sugar Show, which is a beautiful podcast you can check out.
	One of them also hosts a podcast with his brother Daniel.
	And that's a name of that guy.
	And that show is called The Bro Malley Show.
	You can check out both of these men.
	I'm happy to have them back.
	Actually on the podcast for the second time, it is Mr. Sean O'Malley and Tim Welch.
	For me to set that parking brake and let myself on my eyes.
	Shine that light on me.
	I'll sit and tell you my stories.
	Shine on me.
	And I will find a song I've been singing just so.
	And now I've been moving ways to think I'm running away.
	Jehovah, too.
	You gotta remember.
	Are you Jay'd out, huh?
	Jade out until you played out, you know what I mean?
	Y'all were witnesses, huh?
	Jay Debbie, the truth is.
	The one and only truth, boy.
	Just him.
	I'm more of a Christian/slash Lutheran.
	Yeah, we went to, when I was growing up, we went to Six Baptists, I think, or Seventh Baptist.
	Which one was it?
	I want to say it was Seventh Baptist.
	Because we don't want to disrespect the Seventh Baptists.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, we were at the end of the Baptist line.
	We were barely.
	You were at the First Baptist?
	Yeah, I mean, they had a sign on them going into the church that said, Lord Wanted.
	Oh.
	So they were looking for him.
	Yeah, it was a lot of soul searching.
	You're looking healthy.
	I mean, your complexion, your build.
	I want to know what you've been eating.
	What did I have?
	Or what you haven't been eating?
	I had a crab cake yesterday.
	What else?
	I don't know, really.
	I guess endorse.
	I don't know if endorphins or something.
	I don't even know you have that.
	But we're sitting here.
	We got Sugar Sean.
	We got Timbo, Timmy Welch.
	Thank you guys for your time today.
	Amen.
	Y'all look very...
	You were...
	Oh, a gay one.
	But he would never admit he was gay.
	In fact, he threatened to fight gay.
	Like, I'll fight gay.
	I'll go 40 rounds, but gay.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	To the closet.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I've been called a fag a handful of times.
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, when my girl met me, she thought Tim and I were gay the first time.
	So we've been called, been there.
	How close have you guys ever been in like a nudist environment where you guys are both nude?
	Probably grappling.
	I mean, you're both, you know.
	But I mean in like a sexual.
	Has there ever been a sexual environment where you guys were on.
	Double team in the shake or something?
	Or just even like with somebody's there, coach, you know, you're coaching.
	You're cornering him or vice versa.
	Like in a room?
	Yeah.
	Have you ever cornered during sex is what I'm asking?
	That's a good question.
	Yeah, nothing yet.
	I think.
	Nothing yet.
	No, there's going to be a time where we're...
	That's his baby.
	She has her backpack on.
	Look at her.
	Yeah, I saw her, dude.
	That would be looking at my girl.
	That's one of many.
	I watched seven minutes of her swim lessons.
	Are you kidding me?
	You think I don't know her?
	No, I think there'll be a time where we're like double teaming a chick or like we both got a different chick in like a hotel or something.
	Like that'll be a crazy time because, you know, we party.
	Yeah.
	What did y'all think of that Oscars deal, man?
	I thought it was like a, like Tim said, it was a nice shot.
	It wasn't loaded up.
	It was like you couldn't see it coming.
	It was boom.
	It was direct, open hand, so he didn't drop him, which was, you know, best case scenario because I don't think he wanted to knock him out.
	Right.
	You know what I mean?
	So a good slap.
	I thought it was a good shot.
	Do you think Rock handled it as well as he could?
	Because Rock, at a certain point, it looks like he thinks that it's going to be, he's joking.
	Yeah.
	And then I'm sure at a certain point, I bet it was very close quarters when the energy probably changed in his mind.
	He's like, oh, this is not a joke.
	What do I do?
	Do you think Rock did the best thing that he could have done?
	Oh, fuck yeah, dude.
	I think so.
	I mean, you see him kind of want to get fired up, but I think he did it the best because what the fuck is he supposed to do?
	And imagine what would have happened if Will smacked him and it piled up Chris.
	Boom, just boarded him.
	Yeah, that would have been bad.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Good thing it wasn't a boom.
	That's the same scenario of Colby Jorge.
	I was thinking, I'm like, that was my best case scenario that Jorge didn't knock Colby out, hit his head, kill him.
	So you ran into Chris at the after party.
	Yeah, bro.
	So it was pretty wild.
	So Spade took me over to the, who actually is from Arizona.
	Shout out.
	I think he's from Scottsdale.
	So Spade invited me to be his guest or whatever.
	We went to the Vanity Fair party, and then we went to some other dude, a rich guy's house.
	This dude was really, really rich.
	Like they had a machine in the front.
	You could just get money out of it.
	It was just like, it was an ATM.
	But you could guess any number and it gave you.
	It was like this dude was real, real rich.
	Like, yeah, they had even his dog had like a little wallet on the side.
	Damn.
	Wow.
	So this dude was really, really rich.
	And we went in and like, Jennifer Lawrence is sitting in the back just hanging out outside, like just in her pajamas.
	She like lives next door, I guess.
	And so she came over because she heard some commotion or whatever.
	So she's out back just hanging out.
	Like there's like Pelanape, Pelanappi Cruz.
	Like, you know, just fancy people.
	I mean, it's like fancy people you see on the magazine and they're just sitting there, you know, eating, you know, they had some raviolis.
	What else did they have?
	They had a salad that looked, it was a little wilt.
	I thought it was a little bit wilted, but people were eating it.
	Rich people will eat, they'll eat kind of more, they'll say it's like more artistic kind of, but anyway, so we get to finally see Chris Rock, right?
	And so, and I'm with David Spade, so Spade knows him.
	So they're just kind of talking, and he was just shocked.
	He was like, what the fuck happened?
	He's almost, it reminded me of, you ever been at a party and somebody gets hit by somebody and then the person that hit him leaves?
	And there was never really like a big fight or maybe there even was a fight, but the one dude never had any idea there was any beef or anything going on.
	And then you'd start talking to that guy and he's like, bro, what the fuck happened?
	Like, what, what do you think?
	You know, that's kind of what it was.
	He was just like, what the fuck?
	So did he not know that she had alopecia or whatever disease?
	That's why she was bald.
	Did he not know that?
	I think he had no clue.
	I think he had no clue.
	And who don't have alopecia?
	Everybody's going bald.
	Well, it's, I'm not.
	Not yet.
	Exactly.
	And when you start, dude, it's going to look crazy.
	You're going to like one of those things that kids used to put on the end of their pencils.
	That's how it's going to be wild.
	This is the front or the back.
	Oh, yeah.
	What do you want to lose first, do you think, if you had to lose front or back?
	I just shaved the back, so I always have like a good front profile talking to chicks.
	Yeah, you got to go at the front.
	Then you turn around.
	No, I wouldn't turn around.
	It's a salvage yard back there.
	I would turn around.
	Did you notice any of those A-listers judging you?
	You know, this party, there was no, and I'd never been like, I've been to some fancy spaces, but I'd never been to anything like this.
	Like, apparently, this is like the party to end up at, right?
	Were you wearing a suit?
	Yeah.
	Oh, good.
	I was wearing a suit.
	And, yeah, so we were sitting at spades.
	We watched the Oscars over there.
	So we're just watching it.
	And then the slap happens and it went mute on the television.
	Everybody's like, dang.
	And we didn't know if it was real.
	And then all these text messages started coming in.
	And then we ended up, oh, we went to the Vanity Fair.
	And nobody was really kind of talking about it.
	I think everybody was kind of in shock.
	Or contemplating whether it was real or not.
	That's what I was wondering.
	Yeah, yeah.
	There was a guy, there was a guy, a writer there, and I remember him saying, I don't think that it was real.
	And I'm like, I don't think the acting could be that great.
	No way, bro.
	And so, yeah, then we ended up at the party and then Rock was there, which I thought was a cool movie.
	He's at the party.
	He's not like ducking anything, you know?
	I think he thought it was really weird.
	He didn't look like affected.
	He didn't have like a little cast on his jaw or nothing, you know.
	What would you have done if you got smacked like that?
	I don't think you, I think your reactions so fast.
	I think you wouldn't have been able to be hit by that.
	But what, yeah, what do you think?
	I think I would have been, I think at a certain point as he's approaching, I think I would have, like, Yeah.
	I would have at least embraced taken on the idea that something was going to happen.
	Yeah.
	Put up karate hands.
	I would have done something.
	Peaceful karate hands.
	Even these.
	Just some separation, though, between.
	Yeah.
	You're like, oh.
	Yeah, I'd have done something or at least position myself like something was going to happen.
	I still might get hit, but something, you know, I'm going to look like I'm ready to get hit.
	But Rock took it like a champ, bro.
	I agree.
	He took it like a champ.
	What rematch would you rather see?
	Mosvidal versus Colby or Rock versus Smith?
	Rock versus Smith, probably, just because I don't know how that plays out.
	But Colby versus Jorge, I think that plays out pretty similar to how it played out the first time.
	Yeah, I agree.
	Well, how much bigger is Will than Chris?
	I think at least 50 pounds.
	I know that.
	How tall is Chris?
	You mind checking that out?
	How tall is Chris Rock?
	5'10.
	Wow.
	I wonder if either can scrap.
	Will Smith is 6'1.5.
	Did you measure him at the Oscars?
	He looked it up.
	Oh.
	Oh, he did?
	And then I got bored of looking it up because I was trying to figure out the weights or whatever, and I just went to sleep.
	Yeah, I do that sometimes.
	But yeah, so that.
	He could scrap, though.
	But that was it.
	He was chilling.
	Like, the whole party was crazy.
	It was like, like, whoa.
	I mean, it was just, I felt like I was literally wandering through Netflix or something, you know?
	Like a live Netflix.
	Yeah, like through like a movie channel.
	It was like the Kardashians showed up at the end.
	Dude, I've been watching the Kardashians from season, the first season.
	So 2006, me and Danny have been watching it, like binge watching it.
	And dude, it's entertaining.
	It's so much drama and it's so fucking entertaining that I look forward to it every night.
	And I'm so excited.
	There's so many seasons.
	It's crazy to look 2006 because we know, obviously, how their lives are playing out right now.
	And it's so fucking wild to watch from back then.
	Like Kylie and Kendall are little girls, like 10, 11 years old.
	It's wild.
	You think a lot of perv dudes go back and watch the old episodes looking at the kids?
	I would just yank, yeah.
	Really?
	Wow.
	Interesting.
	It's sad to see.
	Yeah.
	Did you guys know Jada was so into sex.
	I remember hearing like Will didn't please her, right?
	I remember hearing that specifically.
	But can you even?
	I mean, I think, I don't know, a lot of black women seem hard to please, A. And then B, I think it's hard to, as a man, after a while, you only got so, you know what I'm saying?
	You're already Will Smith.
	What else are you going to do?
	Well, you can only do, like, even if you do it with some sex, what are you going to do, you know?
	Well, I think switching it up, like, because Danny and I have been recently, we were hooking up with this chick.
	Yeah.
	Like two weekends in a row.
	Right.
	And dude, it basically.
	This is a trampoline chick?
	Trampoline chick, yes.
	And a full moon bird.
	So you, yeah.
	And so if you don't know, Sean has been, has an open wife marriage, thank you.
	And they, and you said they've been dating a woman.
	Well, no, I wouldn't call it dating.
	We've been hanging out.
	We hung out with our twice.
	We were just, you know, having a good time.
	But it makes our sex, when we have sex by ourselves, better.
	You know, like we go hook up with a chick, and then the next night we're hooking up with each other, talking about that moment or whatever.
	It's just doing shit like that.
	Because we've been together seven, eight years.
	Tim's been with his girlfriend for like 11 years.
	Like you got to do things to keep spicing it up.
	It's a skill.
	It's a relationship.
	Relationships are a skill.
	And doing things like that.
	Like we went on a date with her.
	We went out to dinner.
	But we ended up getting it to go because my sexual tension was too high.
	Really?
	Order dinner.
	I'm like, hey, let's just get it to go.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Yeah.
	Anyway.
	But doing shit like that makes our sex even better.
	Do you have other people reaching out to you about like, how do I get my life to that situation?
	It's.
	Because you know there's some dude sitting at a dang Chipotle right now with his lady and be like, hey.
	A lot.
	I mean, it's so hard because everyone's so insecure.
	Like, it's a buildup over the years and trust.
	And like the biggest thing for Danny is like making sure I'm not going to go and fall in love with this girl and leave her.
	Right.
	So it's like, there's just a lot of communication.
	It's a lot of years built up and listening to podcasts.
	But the biggest thing is the girls, like Mariah and Danny, being open to it and listening to podcasts and listening or reading books and doing their own research.
	And that's huge.
	And if a girl isn't open for that, it's going to be very tough to, I don't know, you're going to live a fake life for the most part.
	Yeah.
	Have you experienced any three bangers?
	Let me think.
	I've been in.
	Oh, I remember years ago, I got in.
	There was a lady that looked like, there was like this pretty hot chick right in Missouri.
	And then there was her friend, I think maybe her cousin or somebody.
	And they said they were cousins, but they also could have been lying about being cousins.
	And one of them looked like one of those powerlifters from like the like 1910s or whatever who would lift like the big thing that had said like 100 pounds on each side.
	You know, this chick was jacked, bro.
	And I had to really make it happen fast because I had to be at the airport in like 40 minutes, right?
	It's kind of nice and you have to make it happen fast and then you have an excuse to kiss.
	You know what I mean?
	I like that.
	Anyway.
	Yeah, it was going to happen fast, man.
	You know, because I'm, my dick has a short wick, you know?
	It has a good, it's a good penis, but it has a short wick, bro.
	You know, I'm quick to the dynamite.
	And that's fine.
	I've always been that way.
	I say it up front.
	Yeah.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, hey, we're going to be talking again in about three minutes.
	Yeah.
	That's what I say.
	Round two will be better.
	Round two won't be better, dude.
	Yeah.
	So anyway, so the one I started, it's always tough because you don't know like which one to hook up with kind of first, the one who you are more attracted to or the other one because you don't want you want to, you know, it probably has to be an even space in the deal.
	And so I started hooking up with one of them and then the other one got all aggressive and started kind of shaking my shoulders and stuff.
	Grab the back of your neck.
	Oh, it was insane.
	Yeah, just very like aggro and just kind of move, just like moving my, like moving my head right between her tits like that.
	And bro, I got so scared, bro.
	I was so scared because it was a dark hotel room.
	It was Missouri.
	It was probably a days in, you know.
	And it was dice.
	Yeah, it was real, real dicey.
	And so I'm sure I, you know, eject pretty quick and kind of rolled out.
	Yeah.
	But it was a, you know, it was quite a time.
	But so I'm glad to know that you guys are out here doing threesomes and training in the desert, bro.
	Travel.
	So if you look at that, yeah, what was the deal with that with that Colby Masved all?
	That thing was so wild, huh?
	Yeah.
	I mean, could you imagine doing that?
	Colcock and someone like that?
	Just the whole thing, like the thing of in your head, like, okay, do you know where the guy is?
	You're going to roll up there.
	You're going to put a mask on.
	That's like some thug gangster shit that, you know, I grew up in Helena, Montana.
	I'm not raised to do that.
	He grew up in the fucking streets doing shit.
	Maybe not like that, but fighting.
	So that probably seemed normal-ish to him.
	Yeah.
	Just how he was raised.
	Yeah, it just seems so wild.
	Like, imagine as you're walking.
	I guess it was just him.
	And Bob Menery.
	I just listened to Bob Mennery on Raw Talk with Bradley Martin, that little dude.
	Oh, yeah.
	And yeah, he explained.
	Bob explained kind of what happened.
	But yeah, I must have just found out the location they were at, obviously posted on their stories and fucking hit him a couple times, Bob Boppin dipped.
	Damn.
	It's crazy.
	God, well, you know, after that fight with Jorge and Colby, Jorge's just fucking fuming, dude.
	He wanted to win it so bad for his team, for that fucking city and everything.
	And after, he just fucking wanted to do something.
	Well, dude, Colby posted like five days in a row.
	50-45, 50-45.
	Like, five days in a row on Instagram, tagging Jorge, just talk shit, talking shit.
	But I don't know.
	There's a fine line between entertainment and you making it personal.
	And some people are on different lines.
	Colby's on the entertainment line.
	Jorge was on the personal line.
	And I think Colby was on the personal line too, but I don't know.
	It's just not a good look for Jorge.
	People loved it when he did it to Leon.
	Bo-bo-boom.
	Pieced him up right there.
	Loved it.
	Who, Leon Spanks?
	Leon Edwards.
	Oh, Leon Edwards.
	He had him backstage at the UFC.
	Bo ba boom.
	Three piece and a biscuit.
	People fucking loved that.
	Maybe Jorge thought, I'm going to go do it to Colby.
	People will love it.
	Maybe he didn't.
	Maybe that didn't cross his mind.
	I don't know.
	I'm a fan of both, regardless of it.
	Yeah, it's weird.
	I don't know.
	And then what do you face after that?
	And then he just had a big contract.
	It just seems like a lot to kind of risk.
	But yeah, he must have been just real, real angered up.
	Or maybe a little.
	Yeah, a couple bumps here.
	Oh, dude, you even.
	yeah.
	Yeah, you could get a bump off of anything there.
	I wonder how much it'll cost him, a quarter mil, maybe.
	Yeah, who knows?
	Lawyer fees, fucking paying Colby out.
	Yeah, who knows?
	He said he hit he pled not guilty, right?
	Yep.
	So who knows if he was even hit.
	And then he went on Twitter and said, you shouldn't talk about my kids.
	And Nate Dia said, you just called, you just fucking gave yourself up or turned yourself in or whatever.
	He scuffed Colby's Rolex, $90,000.
	Yep.
	But some company will fix that just to say they fixed it.
	Somebody would help with that, probably.
	Well, Colby's probably going to get that from Jorge.
	Say, hey, you need $50,000 just for the Rolex.
	No one's heard from Colby yet either.
	It adds, oh, that's interesting.
	Like, did something really happen to him?
	I mean, dude, you get hit like that.
	You could be a bad concussion.
	I'm sure his lawyer is like, don't say shit.
	Yeah.
	That could be it, too.
	And then not hear from Colby is kind of rare, too.
	Exactly.
	What ethnicity do you feel like is the hardest to knock out?
	Mexicans.
	Really?
	Mexicans are...
	I've sparred with a lot.
	I mean, I've fought and sparred a lot of Mexicans.
	Some of them just don't go down.
	Wow.
	What do you think, Tim?
	Dude, I'm the same.
	Really?
	100%, dude.
	Efren Escadero, this kid who won the Ultimate Fighter, beat the fucking tar out of the kid and he just keep walking forward.
	Yeah.
	Something in there.
	What is it?
	Well, look at Nate D. Mo Till.
	You think it's smaller brains?
	Some people specifically, I think, are so stupid that they can't get knocked out.
	Because I think some smart people, you know, the brain says, okay, that's enough.
	Let's shut off.
	Some people are so dumb that it might not be like.
	Let's keep going.
	Well, I've heard it be called tardio before.
	Tardio.
	Yeah, the brain's like, I'm going to want to finish a book next week, so let's fucking shut it down tonight.
	Yeah, it's, I mean, it's sad, though.
	I mean, some sometimes it's, yeah, it's like, just, just go out.
	Like, that kid with the green hair that I fought.
	Oh, yeah.
	He did an interview like a week later saying, he's like, yeah, I train eight days a week.
	He did an interview with a waffle maker a week later, I'm sure.
	Yeah, he said he trains eight days a week.
	I'm like, that motherfucker should be champ right now if he's training that much.
	It's a lot.
	I tried.
	Do you think with Davidson Figure Ado, do you think that they can knock each other out?
	Like, I was talking to, or no, Moreno.
	Do you think with Moreno Figuredo, they can knock each other out?
	I mean, yeah.
	I think they both have the potential to.
	I think they're both so equally matched that it's hard to set up that perfect shot.
	Or, you know, a lot of knockouts come from someone being so fatigued, but they're so evenly matched that it's like one doesn't really completely fatigue.
	They're both kind of similar skills, similar cardio because they haven't finished each other, right?
	I think Moreno submitted him.
	Rear Nick choked him, and so that's 1-1-1.
	But yeah, I mean, they're definitely possibility to knock each other out, but I don't know if they will.
	Because is that what's next?
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	Yeah, I think they're locked up, right?
	I think they're locked up for a four.
	Yeah.
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	Are you really cornering that yarn fight?
	Peter?
	Peter fight?
	Yeah.
	No, not really.
	It was funny.
	My buddy Shmitti came down.
	He's like, hey, dude, Peter, he gets corner, can't come.
	So I just messaged Peter on Instagram.
	Never talked to him before, other than on Twitter, and sent him a video, and he opened it and posted it on Twitter.
	And, you know, a lot of people thought I was serious, but I wouldn't waste my time going, I don't give a fuck if he wins or loses.
	You want someone in your corner that genuinely wants you to win or is going to somewhat care.
	What kind of video do you send him, like a video of you cornering somebody?
	I was streaming, and I was like, Yo, Peter heard you need a corner.
	Let me know if you let me know.
	I'll be there.
	But that fight's gonna be sick.
	I would love, you know, I want Peter to win.
	Yeah, I want to win, you know, two more fights.
	Yeah.
	Knock out Peter for the belt.
	That's ideal.
	That's your direction right now?
	Yeah.
	But do you think?
	I'm going to add up here.
	That's fire.
	I feel like I'm not in costume enough.
	No, you're good.
	Do you think, though, that because now you're like, I remember asking you whenever you came on this past weekend the first time, I remember asking you and saying, dude, if you like, you just started maybe like doing some streaming or gaming and stuff.
	And I was like, if you started making more money off of that and stuff, like with that, what's your passion?
	Kind of, you're like, it's just, I love to fight.
	Fighting is what I like.
	But now that you have like another life, you have another revenue stream that's similar probably to your fighting purses, I would guess at this point.
	I mean, there's big, there's good money in this type of thing.
	Yeah.
	Do you do you want it to kind of like make it a little bit longer almost?
	I'd be like, I'll do a fight a year, you know, like.
	Good question.
	I'll answer it like this.
	I definitely make more money outside of fighting than I do fighting right now.
	Hopefully, you know, I have two more fights in my contract, fight those out.
	Hopefully, that's not the case.
	Hopefully, you know, I'll be a professional athlete at the highest level, being the star that I am.
	Hopefully will be making more money than I am outside of the UFC, ideally.
	With that being said, yeah, I think eventually I would like to get to where I'm just doing super fights, you know, living, training every day.
	It's fucking hard on the body, dude.
	Yeah.
	It's like some days you just don't want to fucking train, especially going through fight camps.
	Last year I did three fight camps, about eight weeks out each, eight, 16, 24 weeks out of the year.
	I was in fight camp, and it was a lot.
	I don't know.
	It's hard to say.
	It depends when you ask me.
	Because when I am in fight camp, I do enjoy it.
	I learn how to enjoy it.
	By the end of it, though, like where Tim's at, Tim has a big competition coming up, ADCC trials.
	You're just fucking over it, dude.
	You just don't want to train anymore.
	It's just like you want to go out there, compete.
	And then recently after my fights, I like to fucking party, dude.
	I go through like eight weeks, like straight up two months of wanting to just like every weekend, just kind of where the boys at.
	Like, let's fucking go.
	Because it's in camp, so much discipline.
	You're missing out on, you feel like you're missing out on everything.
	You're just training and recovering, training, recovering.
	Yeah.
	So after the fights, yeah, you get a little carried away, or at least I do, or have been for about two months wanting to just party.
	But if I could, if I could, you know, two fights a year, I'd be happy with two fights a year.
	You know, early, maybe one, early January, February, March, and then December.
	I like fighting in December for some reason.
	It's just a nice way to end the year.
	Yeah, I don't even know what the fucking question was.
	Yeah.
	I mean, you know what I mean?
	The fucking discipline with the diets, dude.
	You just want some sourdough.
	Some sour pudding.
	Oh, dude, I remember one time I was on a, what's it called?
	When you don't eat nothing and you just like fasting about God.
	Yeah, fasting.
	I was on a fasting, bro, and I could hear somebody fold a piece of bread from like 200 yards away.
	Dude, if a motherfucker had something stuck in their teeth, dude, I could smell it, bro.
	Like, I just, it was insane.
	How many days did you go?
	That was only probably four or five days.
	I've never done that.
	I don't even, can't even think about doing that.
	Bro, you get so alert, man.
	Like, your stomach itself is smelling, you know?
	It's crazy just how alert you get.
	What is it?
	The trials you have coming up?
	What is it, Tim?
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's a grappling tournament.
	It's like one of the biggest ones.
	In my bracket alone, there's like almost 250 guys, so it's going to be a long time.
	It's ADCC trials.
	So you got to compete.
	You have to win these trials to compete in ADCC.
	So it's like the Olympic trials to get to the Olympics.
	So we're going to Vegas Friday.
	You compete Saturday.
	Could have potentially four, five, six matches Saturday.
	You win all those.
	Then you have to compete against Sunday and win those to be able to go to the ADCC.
	So it's a big deal.
	Are you in fighting shape right now for it?
	Yeah, I'm in good shape.
	I'm in good shape.
	I'm ready to fucking win.
	Probably best shape you've been in going into a tournament.
	Best skill level, best skill set, strongest you've ever been.
	Oh, you look like you sell Doritos, dude, like in an alley.
	Like I definitely feel like right now.
	You look like Chester Cheetah's fucking hitman.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate that.
	Yeah, dude, y'all's division, that Bannamweight division.
	That Benweight division is fucking fire.
	Stacked up.
	I keep getting asked who I want to fight.
	I really wanted to fight May 7th.
	There's a card here in Phoenix.
	I wanted to fight Pedro Munoz, but apparently he's not ready to go till July.
	So there's a big card, July 2nd, International Fight Week.
	I'm hoping, praying, Jehovah, that he's ready to go by July 2nd.
	Do you know that you're is there something kind of brewing?
	You just can't really say it, or you still know?
	That's as much as I know right now.
	I'm trying to fight prelim Pedro July 2nd if he's ready to go.
	And if not, I'd like to know, you know, Pedro, let me know if you can't fight so I can look for someone else.
	But that's the plan.
	I want to go knock out Pedro, knock out Rob Font if he beats Cheeto.
	Wouldn't mind knocking out Cheeto again and then fighting for the title.
	Do you think, and other things could happen in there too that could shake that whole pudding up?
	Dude, absolutely.
	But do you, would Cheeto have a new advantage against you since you guys fought before?
	Do you think there's, because he would be the first person, I guess, fight you again?
	That'd be a first rematch.
	So would there be, is there an advantage that he could have?
	Even from a coaching standpoint, what do both you guys think?
	If you go back and watch that fight, I'm not being biased towards myself.
	If you go back and watch that fight, he landed one kick with his big toe on my nerve, which shut off my foot, shut off my whole leg.
	I couldn't walk.
	Oh, yeah.
	But before that, before that, before that, dude, I was piecing him up.
	Even when he kicked my leg, I was still stumbling around, piecing him up.
	I blitzed in through a combo, pieced him up.
	He turtled up, and I went back to step back, and my foot, there was nothing there, just laid on my back.
	And he landed an elbow at that point.
	I was a minute and a half in.
	My leg was completely numb, and I fall on my back.
	He gets on top, lands a little elbow.
	Ref stops it.
	You know, in his mind, depending on how his mind works, I would assume he's gotta know that wasn't like a, that wasn't a win.
	That wasn't me going out there and knocking out Hallium Pai, but that's a win.
	Right.
	Me knocking out Eddie Wineland.
	That's a win.
	Yeah.
	Eddie lost that one.
	Yeah.
	He sleeped like him last night.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I think, you know, in his mind, he's got to know.
	He's got to know that wasn't a, it's not a win.
	He wouldn't be so insecure about it.
	I mean, he wouldn't get so fucking fired up if he knew it was a win.
	He'd be like, what?
	I fucking knocked you out.
	But he gets fired up.
	But I think mentally, he's a super strong kid.
	But I think his coaches saw the speed that you have and saw, like, fuck, we got out of their best case scenario.
	So that's a big fight.
	He's got to say, he's got to say, yeah, I want it again.
	I'll do it again.
	He can't say anything else, but it's going to happen again.
	Well, I think there's something to, and do you think that Cheetah would have an advantage to having been in there with them before, been in there with Sean before?
	The fight was so quick.
	If anything, it's worse for him that he knows how much faster I am than him.
	He's got to have felt that.
	Yeah.
	Well, what about this?
	I'm just a big fan of hers.
	What about...
	Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
	It was.
	Yeah, I mean, look, it's, oh, here's one of the reasons I think probably people would get upset is because since you have more of a name also outside of the sport or congruent with the sport, right?
	You have like an energy of vibe, right?
	You're also a commodity outside of it.
	That if they win or lose, kind of you're still, you kind of have this other bravado that goes on.
	So I could understand probably that even if somebody beat you, but people are still talking about you or you still have your show going, you still have a way to like be kind of winning each week in your own like world and stuff that people would be like, oh, that it would rub people a little bit.
	Just because I think by nature, we all get jealous, you know, or, and I'm not saying he's jealous, but I think we all get, you know, I think that would just be normal.
	I got a lot of hate for the undefeated, like even from other professional fighters.
	I mean, it's, you hear Colby Covenant was just saying the full senpa.
	He's like, I feel like he said he feels like he's undefeated.
	He feels like those fights against Kamaro, he didn't lose.
	He thought he won in his mind.
	And to other people, normal people, sounds stupid.
	I get it, dude.
	I don't feel like I lost that fight.
	I do not feel like my skill set lost to his skills.
	I feel like it's a completely freak accident.
	Why hasn't it happened again?
	Why hasn't he spot like three or four times?
	Why hasn't he kicked that nerve again?
	It's something that fires me up.
	I love Joe Rogan.
	But god damn it, he, oh, I'd love to just watch that fight back with him.
	And he's like, oh, he kicked the shit kicked his legs right out from under him.
	It's like, he really didn't.
	Dude, he landed one kick on my nerve with his toe.
	And obviously, you see me get fired up about it.
	I'm going to get that rematch back.
	It's going to be a big fight.
	So, I mean, along the way, that'd be a fight you'd like to have, probably.
	It's going to happen.
	Yeah, it just needs to make sense.
	It needs to make sense.
	My whole career's made sense.
	That fight will happen when it makes sense.
	Yeah.
	Rob Font, who do you think wins that?
	It's a very interesting matchup.
	Rob Font, Cheeto, five rounds in the smaller cage.
	Well, I think after that kind of thing, you'll start to get a better idea.
	You know, that's the neatest thing about y'all sport is like while you're waiting for your fighter, you know, there's other little pieces that are shifting.
	And so you're like, oh, the whole, the landscape could look totally different.
	You know, and what about the dude Jolly?
	It's hard to read a lot of the rant.
	It's just hard to get through it.
	Zvashvili, you know?
	Oh, Marab.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	People forget about him just because his name's too hard to pronounce.
	People literally forget about him.
	I don't think they forget about him because his name's hard to pronounce.
	I think they forget about him because he's a typical kind of wrestler.
	When he fights, it's time to go get a snack.
	It's not like entertaining.
	There's nothing.
	There's no plus side to those fights.
	Right.
	tough motherfucker good motherfucker there's just no You know what I mean?
	Yeah, it's exciting, dude.
	That division's on fire right now.
	We got fucking Jose Although, TJ Dillashaw, Corey Saneg and Peter, Algebra.
	Like the fucking division's on fire.
	Cody's coming back up.
	I think Cody's going back up to Bantamweight or Bellator, one of the two.
	Will you even forget about Dillashaw that he just came back?
	I mean, he had the one fight against Sanega.
	That's it, right?
	That fight was so impressive coming off the EPO.
	Everyone knew, everyone was questioning him.
	For him to go out there, lose the first couple rounds to Corey, get his ACL or whatever torn off in the first round, for him to adjust and adapt and be able to pull off the victory.
	But that's also a close fight.
	Like, Corey says he thinks he won that fight.
	And, you know, I think a lot of people thought he won that fight.
	Close fight.
	But for TJ to actually get that victory, that was fucking huge.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's sick, man.
	That whole division.
	Did you re-watch Peter versus Al Joe yet?
	I re-watched some of the fights they posted on YouTube, and they just recently posted that.
	No, I haven't re-watched it.
	I remember watching it live, and I remember thinking that Peter was going to win, but then surprised that Al Joe kind of kept it going.
	So I don't know.
	It was slowly getting bad for Al Joe towards the end there.
	There were still nine, eight minutes left or whatever to fight.
	And Peter didn't look like he was slowing down.
	Well, Peter would like kind of go down, and every time he was moving, he was throwing just punches.
	Every time he was moving, everything he, it was like, it's like he couldn't even not throw a punch.
	It's like you could shake his hand and he would also punch you.
	It's like he couldn't help it.
	He's Russian.
	Yeah.
	Oh, dude, Russian.
	That's why I think Russian might be the hardest to knock.
	I think Russian seems, I mean, you guys would know a lot better, but Russian seems like the hardest.
	Snow Brothers, a lot of people call them.
	Snow Brothers?
	They seem like the hardest to knock out, dude.
	We'll see.
	I'm excited to fight Peter someday.
	That little fucker's tough.
	He's sick to watch.
	He's a Terminator, dude.
	Yeah.
	He's not like a...
	I think he's capable of grappling and kind of being like a hardcore grappler.
	But the dude likes to box.
	He likes to fucking fight, like, actually fight and entertain, which is, I think, what I respect so much about him.
	Yeah.
	That he has the skill set to be boring like Mirab or someone like that, but he chooses to be a fucking gangster.
	Sick to watch.
	See, Colby was really pushing for the Israel-Addisonia fight.
	Oh, he was?
	Yeah.
	Him against Israel.
	I'll say this about Kobe, man.
	He does a great job of kind of position.
	You don't realize it, but he positions himself into these great fights.
	Well, yeah, he doesn't get finished.
	Like, the fights are close enough to where it's like, okay, because he didn't get finished by Kamaro.
	If he got finished, it puts you in a different situation, a different position to be able to.
	He can't call out Izzy.
	Now it's like, oh, he's coming off a loss, but people are still like, oh, yeah, that would be interesting.
	And Israel's kind of the defender of the free world in a weird way.
	So I could see him taking that just to go and like, I'm going to shut this guy up or something kind of thing.
	I don't think UFC makes that.
	Coming off a loss.
	Never been UFC welterweight champ.
	I mean, after Jared Kennanier, they might.
	Yeah.
	Because what's next?
	What would be next for Izzy?
	He's fucking ran through everyone in his division.
	So he's going to fight Jared Kennanier, and then after that, maybe Colby would happen.
	Unless Jared clocks Izzy.
	Yeah.
	Exactly.
	You know, you never know.
	Fighting fucking crazy.
	Yeah.
	Fucking wild.
	It's a wild, yeah, and it's just gotten wilder.
	I mean, during the pandemic.
	Because I saw you guys before the pandemic.
	I saw y'all at the fights at the, what was the last one?
	I don't remember, but I remember always watching my fight back.
	Oh, no, it was the greenhaired fight when I fought him.
	At the end of the fight, it's panned through the audience and there, boom, there's Theo.
	It was sick.
	Yeah, that was cool, man.
	The last one was great, too, man.
	The one where you fought Holly and Paiva.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that was a sick fight.
	That was a sick fight, dude.
	That was just a great fight to be at, too.
	So you guys have had kind of a lot of downtime, right?
	Dude, after my fight, I think there was about two months where it was like, you know, not every weekend, but a lot of the weekends we were in LA.
	We didn't go to Miami.
	I think Madam went to L.A. a couple times, partied here a couple times, which is rare.
	We don't usually party here, but I actually, oh, I'd flown out a bunch of my Twitch subscribers from, they all lived up.
	And took them, took them to the club, bought a limo, old school 1999 Lincoln limo, flew them out, never been to a party, or never been to the club.
	Couple of them were virgins.
	Oh, yeah.
	Took them to the club, popped a little.
	Right.
	Had them fucking just dance, have the time of their fucking lives, dude.
	It was legendary.
	And yeah, so we went out in Phoenix, which is rare.
	We don't usually go out here.
	Who did I meet?
	Oh, I met some girl.
	I was in New Orleans.
	And she's like, oh, sugar.
	She's like, Sugar Sean said we should bang because we both have the same birthday.
	You meet her or you and her?
	No, she said that she said that.
	I was like, that's such a great pickup line.
	Oh, we have the same birthday.
	We should fuck.
	Yeah, it makes sense.
	I mean, if we're born on the same day, might as well fuck.
	Yeah, obviously the astrologist want it.
	That's true.
	Is there any like, I was trying to think of some good products for different, like, like different fighters that would be good, you know?
	For podcasts?
	No, for supplements.
	I'm kind of changing the subject, I guess.
	Yeah, I was just thinking of like different, like, like, what if Herb Dean made like alarm clocks, you know?
	Or like, I'm just trying to think, what would be neat?
	Because a lot of guys could have a cool product.
	I think they don't kind of have one, you know?
	I'm just trying to think of what something like that would be, you know?
	Yeah, some, yeah.
	It takes, yeah.
	Marketing products and shit is a whole other fucking skill outside of fighting that some people have, some people don't.
	You had Bryce, Bryce Mitchell on a couple times.
	He seems like a fucking character.
	Oh, yeah.
	Love his lifestyle.
	He's fucking hilarious.
	Like, just him.
	Well, one thing I noticed about Bryce, especially, remember when he spoke after that win, which it was interesting at the beginning of that fight, you kind of saw, like, okay, here's Bryce Mitchell.
	He's like more, you know, it was a big step up in class, just in the hypothetical class of these, you know, the history of these men.
	So you're like, this is going to be interesting.
	You felt it when the cage closed.
	You're like, this is like kind of like a boy goes up the mountain kind of vibe.
	And then he just, I mean, he just controlled the whole thing.
	And then afterwards, he was like, I'll defend my land.
	Like, I'm not supporting this war, but I'll defend my homeland, my Arkansas.
	And that shit was interesting to me because I'm like, that's kind of where people are getting, I think, a little bit.
	People are like, I'm not buying into some of this America, like this bullshit fighting somebody else's war type of shit, but I'll defend my yard, you know, like I'll defend my home territory.
	I just felt like you can kind of start to feel that in the world a little bit, you know?
	Like people are like, there's so much dark arts kind of going on out there about like what the government's really doing with, you know, using like troops and all this and what their real intentions are.
	Well, it's crazy.
	Russia, like they don't have internet.
	They don't have their Russian state news.
	So whatever they put out is the only news the Russians can see.
	So they don't really know that they're invading Ukraine or whatever.
	They think they're fighting Ukraine for a different reason.
	What?
	So Russia has no Wi-Fi?
	I don't think they do right now.
	Right?
	Can you look that up?
	But then how do those women send all those pictures to us?
	How's Peter tweet?
	Peter's done living in Russia.
	He was in like Thailand and shit.
	Can you look that up, Jab?
	But their only source of news is like Russian news.
	Well, dude, I remember when I went to Cuba one time, right?
	When I was in college, and the library there started with when Fidel and Che Guevara's were in, they started power.
	So the history of Cuba started then, like in their library.
	So you couldn't learn.
	Yeah, anything else you wanted to find, you had to get your grandmother to tell you or them to sneak you a book.
	Like if you went to the library, that was what it was.
	Yeah, history, dude, it's weird because growing up, I'm like, why the fuck would I, I mean, why would I, I don't care what happened before.
	I'm just living in the future, baby.
	Yeah.
	And now, I mean, it's kind of interesting.
	I don't really go about it and look for it, but it's more interesting now.
	Growing up, I was like, I don't give a fuck what happened.
	Well, the only thing you have growing up is the future.
	Like at a certain point, your life starts to get more past in it.
	So you start to think, I think about the history more.
	Yeah.
	Because your own life is like, oh, now I got 26 here.
	I got 27 years.
	You know, my life, I have a little more history.
	Let me maybe contemplate it.
	But when all you have is the future, like, you're like, fuck that shit.
	Fuck the Mayflower.
	Great, getting a boner, fucking when someone says anything, I'm like, whoa, they're trying to teach me about fucking Sakaji.
	And then I'm listening.
	I'm like, what?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, fuck.
	But yeah, you're like, fuck the Mayflower.
	The fact that they're even teaching kids history is insane, dude.
	Yeah.
	When a kid, all they care about is the future, you know?
	Some, dude, I remember having one buddy who was just obsessed.
	Like, that dude should be learning about it and then progressively learning more and more.
	But for someone like me, it's like, don't waste your time.
	No.
	Don't teach me anything.
	Could you have been a pilgrim or something, you think?
	Be honest with me.
	Dude, I'm a pussy.
	I can't do shit.
	I can't make a fire.
	I can't.
	You'd rather helpless.
	I'm pretty helpless when it comes to it.
	Yeah.
	And the more money I make, the worse I get.
	No, I guess I've been better.
	I've been getting ripped and doing laundry and dishes recently a couple times because for the most part, it's like I don't do.
	You got to do dishes fast to get ripped doing it.
	I feel like.
	I get high throwing my AirPods, throwing a podcast, and I can find enjoyment.
	Send Tim a video.
	Like, dude, I'm fucking doing the dishes.
	Doing the dishes.
	How often do you guys see each other?
	Five times a week.
	Oh, yeah.
	All the time.
	Mostly at training, though.
	Yeah, Monday we train together, Tuesday we train together.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, randomly we do the pod Sundays.
	The more popular that you guys get and the more that your life kind of gets bigger with fighting.
	Do you have to be careful who you spar with and stuff?
	Do you get a lot more selective with that?
	Or what does that kind of look like?
	Yeah, I mean, as far as actual sparring leading up for a fight, like sparring, headgear, mouth guard, shin pads, all that shit.
	I don't spar outside of camp.
	I haven't for years.
	I spar once I get a fight booked, I'll start sparring.
	Sparring grappling-wise, I mean, you don't...
	Usually we pick the rounds for him when we're going in training camp and it's eight weeks out, try to figure out who's the best, and we pick the right kids.
	Because we, I mean, it's so hard to say.
	You got to spar.
	I feel like you have to spar leading up to a fight.
	You got to get the timing down.
	You got to get that same energy, that same fucking feeling as a fight.
	But you also don't want to go in there and have a fight of the night, a $50,000 fight of the night, or a fight of the night round, or a fucking crazy round.
	You don't want to get hurt sparring.
	That's where nine, like, so many people get hurt sparring.
	Yeah.
	And it's just where I'd rather go into a fight healthy with less intensity sparring than be like, damn, I sparred so fucking hard for this camp, but my hand can't make a fist.
	My head kind of hurts going into this fight.
	I'd rather feel healthy going into a fight.
	Yeah.
	You try to get, how many practices of jiu-jitsu you try to get a month?
	That's a good question, man.
	I would say eight to ten.
	Wow.
	It's good, if I can.
	It's been hard just kind of with moving around and stuff like that.
	And then sometimes it's like, I got to do, I got to make sure I'm yoga up enough to get in there too.
	I just want to be prepared.
	Yeah.
	A good warm-up is so fucking important, dude.
	And I kept getting damaged up.
	Like big dudes would come in at, you know, like big bear or whatever, you know, this guy.
	And the guy always has a name.
	Yeah.
	This dude name.
	Yeah.
	Everybody, you know, bear or fridgy or whatever, you know, something.
	And I'm like, I don't want to be around this guy, you know.
	Yeah.
	And the guy's so warm.
	You're like trying to fight him and he's just so big.
	All you can tell is just that he's warm.
	And so there's been, I've taken some damage a couple times where I had to sit out for three weeks, you know.
	That's part of it.
	That's the worst.
	And it's inevitable.
	It's going to happen.
	It sucks.
	Have y'all been approached by some of them stem cell joints?
	Y'all thought about getting stemmed up?
	I mean, I would.
	I haven't, though.
	Yeah, not really.
	Never.
	I don't even know if, I don't even think you're allowed to in the UFC.
	I don't know what the stem cell laws are, rules are, any of that shit.
	So I don't know.
	People do them.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I think Poirier got some in his hip, you know, or something.
	Oh, because he had a torn labrum, I'm pretty sure, right?
	Labrum, I think, is.
	I've had labrum surgery, hip surgery.
	Labrum?
	Torn labrum.
	Yeah, you got him in your shoulders, too.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Some people do.
	You probably don't.
	Yeah, I might not have them.
	What's next for Poirier?
	Speaking of, you know what I mean?
	He wanted to fight Nate.
	Nate doesn't really seem like that's going to happen.
	Colby and Dustin would be such a sick fucking fight, dude.
	I think Dustin knows that Colby is a motherfucker to fight, dude.
	He's not going to get tired.
	His wrestling's elite.
	His striking.
	It's weird because his striking is kind of sloppy, but it's very effective in an MMA, especially with his threat, the takedowns.
	I bet Dustin looks at that fight like, God damn it, dude.
	I do not want to lose to that motherfucker.
	I don't even know if it's worth fighting him.
	Right.
	Maybe.
	When you weigh out Nate and Colby, come on.
	It's like, yeah, you want that Nate fight.
	Yeah, you want the Nate fight.
	And also, it's like, you know, the Nate fight is probably going to go the distance.
	It's just going to be just people hitting each other.
	It's going to be a real dogfight.
	But Dustin versus Colby is very interesting because Dustin's a motherfucker, dude.
	Oh, yeah.
	Throws bombs.
	Also has good pace.
	Yeah, I don't think he, it doesn't seem like he doesn't want to give Colby that, like, you deserve to fight.
	I could see that for sure.
	It's a big fight.
	You know what I mean?
	And Dustin has, you know, I feel like that in certain ways.
	Like, I don't want to give people big fights.
	I just don't.
	Yeah.
	They don't deserve it.
	Is there a guy out there that's even in front of you that you feel like this is, I wouldn't do it?
	I don't know.
	Just give him the opportunity.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's kind of how I feel with the Cheeto rematch.
	You'll earn it.
	That's what I'm saying.
	It'll happen when it happens.
	Like, build yourself up.
	Make your name.
	I made a name for Cheeto.
	He's got a name because of me.
	Build yourself up.
	Let's build a big fight.
	Well, say Jan wins, right?
	Okay.
	Then what?
	Then who's because Sand Hagen and Jan fought.
	Yeah.
	TJ's probably next.
	Oh, wow.
	Or TJ versus Aldo or TJ versus Dominic Cruz is super interesting.
	You know, I don't think Rob Cheeto, I don't think the winner of that gets it gets a title fight.
	I'd say TJ is probably next.
	I would guess.
	When you, yeah, and who does Sanhagen fight?
	Winner of Rob Cheeto, and then for that would be a title eliminator, maybe?
	I mean, there's the whole division, there's just so many fucking like.
	And you have to look at it.
	It's going to take a year, you know, every time it's like this is a year and a half later.
	Is that person still going to be in and what's going to be going on?
	Yeah.
	It's pretty captivating.
	You know, it's super, it's super, it's crazy to think about like the MLB, NFL, NBA.
	Like, it's like they just play every weekend.
	It's going multiple times a week sometimes.
	Fighting, it's like, if you get three fights in a year, it's like a lot.
	It's a good amount.
	Oh, yeah.
	And also, it's hard to even, like, UFC became my favorite sport.
	Like, MMA became my favorite sport.
	It's interesting.
	Like, probably over the pandemic because it was available.
	And, yeah, and it was just, I don't know.
	It was there.
	Yeah, it was just there, first of all.
	And it didn't seem like a bitch.
	Like, everything else seemed to like turn into such a pussy fat.
	It was just like...
	NBA's weird because it's like...
	Sometimes like on the beginning of the game doesn't really seem like...
	Right.
	What was your favorite before fighting?
	I think it was NFL.
	Was it?
	But now you start to know the player.
	It doesn't seem like there's any beef between the teams that much anymore.
	Like, I think that's one thing that UFC still has.
	You know.
	It's the president.
	Right.
	All Dana White.
	You know that they still have beef.
	These guys, there's still beef between them.
	The money isn't so much that one of them is going to say, oh, let's just have a good time out here.
	Like the NBA players, they're all friends now.
	There's just not as much competition.
	Yeah.
	Like, I have to win this.
	Yeah.
	I guess there's probably like Tom Brady, it seems like that.
	Like, there's just competitors, LeBron James.
	Yeah, and fighting, it's fucking life or death, really.
	Like, you could die in there.
	I guess football's similar, but.
	But everybody's just so controlled in what they say in those places.
	Like, they all have publicists that may...
	Yeah.
	I'm going to beat the fuck out of the Dolphins.
	Like, if one player said that, they would be the favorite player in a week.
	They can't say that.
	They're legally not allowed to, I don't think, in their contracts.
	Like, their Twitter has to be certain.
	Like, look at AB now, Adrian Brown.
	Look at him going crazy now.
	He's not in the NFL.
	He can say whatever the fuck he wants, and he's beating himself, and he's a whole different character now.
	Do you think he got paid for Full Send podcast?
	Do you think he got paid that next day?
	I'm sure they cut him some.
	I think for certain guests like that, like I think Full Send paid Kodak Black.
	I think they paid certain guys that are that level to get on there.
	Yeah.
	So yeah, they probably cut him a little Chizzak.
	Like what, 50 stacks?
	I don't know.
	I couldn't even guess.
	I would bet it would be around there, maybe.
	At least 30, I would bet.
	30 to cruise in.
	Yeah.
	And if you just lost your job, I think you're like, all right, I'll take it.
	Well, he was, AB was fucking, he went on the Pulsed podcast after that, and we just spitting out sponsors.
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	Are you still in the same spot in LA?
	Same studio?
	Are you moving?
	Well, I think we're moving, actually.
	I got a house in Nashville now.
	Oh, shit, that's right.
	So you go back and forth.
	Yeah, I go back and forth.
	How's that?
	Is that tough?
	Do you feel like you're at home, like more home at one or the other?
	It's like literally like having two different worlds, kind of.
	Is it kind of sick, though?
	It's nice because you can like, okay, I'm here and I'm doing this for a couple weeks and then I'm here.
	I bet that is kind of nice.
	This is kind of cool.
	And you get to meet like totally different people.
	It's like a lot more of a down-to-earth vibe in Nashville.
	A lot of beautiful women there, friendly people, country music.
	You kind of get in with a different group.
	Kid Rock lives there, so you get to like hang out with some real fucking, you know, hill animals, you know?
	Mailing to the asses, yeah.
	Yeah.
	So you, what's, what's your, you've been talking to many ladies, or how do you go about that?
	Yeah, I've been doing some dating, dude.
	What's going on?
	Yeah, I've been doing some dating.
	I'm not sure.
	Sometimes I feel like I want to have more of like a real spouse, you know?
	Yeah.
	So I'm even thinking more like wife hunt a little 2022 wife hunting.
	I feel like you know.
	I got it.
	It's hard though because you meet a girl one time.
	She's on her best behavior.
	She's not on her period.
	She's not hungry.
	Like she's already popular.
	Like I'm so thankful I met Danny before I had money, before anything, before I was anyone.
	Like I met Danny, she liked me, you know, for who I was, and that was nice.
	I bet it's hard dating, trying to find an actual partner now that you're a celebrity.
	I bet it's trickier.
	Yeah, I think I've always had a pretty good feel for like real thoughty type of chicks or some chick that's just after, you know, like I think, and I want more like a, like I'm thinking like a mother to a child.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I start thinking about that kind of stuff.
	Mexicans are good.
	Oh, dude.
	I've already, every time I see a Mexican, I'm like, I want to be Mexican, you know?
	Yeah.
	Oh, every time.
	I tell them straight up, dude.
	And I technically am Mexican, though.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Cause like, Danny's Mexican.
	I'm white.
	We had a baby.
	Yeah.
	Elena's half Mexican.
	We have the same DNA.
	Therefore, I'm half Mexican.
	This sounds like some sweet UFC math, dude.
	I will say this, though, dude.
	What if you started fucking looking Mexican, dog?
	I'm trying.
	Crazy.
	Bro, you gotta know.
	I think you gotta do the Mexican colors in the hair.
	Yeah, I think we could do something with that.
	And you gotta get like a prison thing.
	God, I should have kept my fucking tat.
	I had a tat right here that said something.
	Brown Pride.
	Carnal or something.
	You need one like Carnal or what's the one they always put?
	Familia.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You need something hard, bro.
	Familia.
	And you need like just two Mexican kids like walking behind you at all times.
	That'd be sick.
	I mean, we might have another one someday.
	Yeah?
	Yeah, you never know.
	Do you guys think about it?
	Honestly, after watching the Kardashians, it makes me want to have, like, just seeing the sisters' relationship.
	It's funny because they're always fucking arguing, fighting, but it just makes you want like super cool.
	Like, me and my brother and sister, like, we have our own relationships.
	It makes you fucking kind of want to have a little tribe.
	Yeah.
	But I also want to just get like a black girl pregnant, an Asian girl.
	I want to have like a bunch of different.
	Danny doesn't really like that, but accidents happen.
	You know what I mean?
	Do you like Kim Kardashian's butt?
	What do you mean, what?
	Sit on it?
	No, do you like it?
	Would you be like, yeah, I want that butt.
	Oh, I'd be on that thing.
	Would you?
	I'd be on it like that dude that puts out the like the orange land equipment and he's like lining up things and stuff like that like when they're building a sidewalk yeah I would be like and he leaves something overnight for some reason like what the fuck I heard Kim and Pete might not be doing too good is that true dude she rolled up to the party sans pete you know and she looked like exactly like you thought like this this uh just a queen because the party you got there and then you had to go up to she was there she was there she rolled in with like bat girl talked to her bat girl heidi klum her and
	somebody else there was just so much like fineness i couldn't even see after the third person like it was literally talked to her hey hi how are you going no ah i don't know if she saw me it was really really fast i met her before years ago but i don't know if she would remember damn kim were you trying to catch her attention at all at the party trying to do a little something no because we were leaving when they was coming in i would have fell in front of her or something oh dude they had something i mean they just had so
	many like um i mean just kevin bacon i mean just so many the whole party was absolutely just illegal it was a a it was like i don't even know any of those people you named yeah but leonardo diaprio i've heard of him um why do you say that like you want to him but i think also it's fine could you if you had to go for a big dog like that who would you go for because i feel like if you showed up in the afternoon one of them would you yeah leo not
	at night though at night there's a level of diciness that comes with this yeah but you show up afternoon time with a tennis thing on oh and your gold chain i mean that's a different world out there isn't it those kind of parties just be like oh it was you could tell that they could just i've never we've never been they could afford anything they could cure aides if they wanted to you could just smell it in the air like they even had like little hors d'oeuvres like oh these cure aides if you want one you're like damn it's like why shouldn't should we tell people about that no it's just for
	us just for us they had all of it bro they had stem cells they were running around the whole place was just iv stations oh it was oh it was magical yeah it was magical and there was a couple somebody had let in a couple straight busters bro just some fucking real animal dudes bro just regular guys like human eyes and this yeah oh just regular like as if it's and the funnier thing is the dudes knew me immediately right so i was like oh my god baby and this dude just over there i think he's from ireland or something he was just doing rails off this table by
	himself and then it's like that's ovis like 20 minutes later he was just looking just like this and he was holding his girl's hand but like with the straightest arm ever like he was so geeky like he might have had a little fentanyl in there oh bro like he was early to that fentanyl do y'all run a fentanyl test or have jx or somebody do a little bump first or how did you guys run it yeah tim usually takes care of that yeah no no we're fucking drug free have
	you had a night where you're like that was too much like we did did you go to the er ever no yeah do you think about it i've thought about it no the er i mean i i always know i'm gonna come around give me a couple days i'm gonna be all right yeah yeah you do ivs much well you don't really do do much you don't do adderalls you don't do scotch free other drugs besides caffeine uh oh i did ayahuasca so i went and did ayahuasca ceremony so
	that's a drink in peru um i did that right off the 101 in la dude i'm not even joking dude i was 180 feet from like a um popeye's actually you could smell the like in the afternoon like i guess three times a day they do biscuits over there when they do like the bakes and um you could smell them at each time and it would definitely liven up the freaking ayahuasca vibe you'd be sitting there just bawling crying and suddenly it's just like has this whole biscuity vibe yeah that's funny um that was
	pretty next level i'm sure there's a lot of it out here in the desert because a lot of there's a lot of like bootleg Indians out here too yeah that's the ayahuasca kind of kind of scares me I would I think I'm gonna you know I'll do it eventually I'd like to go and do it like peru go into the jungle and fucking do it for maybe wait till after fighting yeah well Tucson they got a lot of peyote down there man yeah Tucson yeah I used to live down there we've never really been down there too much what is it two hours from us Jay Tucson yeah we don't really go down there too much it's a lot of like I remember
	it was a lot of like men with dream catchers which was an interesting vibe you know you don't see that with men and what else dude a lot of people uh a lot of people like making rock shapes in their yard like rock stacking yeah like yeah different like little baby uh like that's their landscapes just like some rock stack yeah like baby what are those things called baby altars or like little altars and stuff kind of some Jesus shit not quite more like moon wolf shit
	okay a lot of moon wolf junkies down there um a lot of feather you know feather bitches like that um Feather bitches.
	Yeah, like I like all sorts of.
	I'm not really picky.
	What about you?
	About what?
	Women.
	Oh, you want to talk about women then?
	I see.
	Well, you motherfuckers want to talk about some puss, huh?
	Well, it's just on my mind 24-6.
	Is it really?
	My testosterone level, I feel like, is pretty high.
	I think I constantly, you know, if I can bust, if I could bust a good solid twice in a day, and then the next day I feel like I'll be like kind of normal and then my chi will start building up again, but it's on my mind a lot, like just smashing biscuits.
	Do you, will you refuse to touch yourself with your own hand?
	I haven't in a long, not, yeah, I haven't in a while.
	Been been using Danny.
	Have you done the Oculus porn?
	I've done the Oculus porn one time, but it wasn't like, it was just, it was basically just watching Safari, like the porn hub on the Oculus, so it wasn't like you were walking around the room.
	The Oculus porn, I did that once.
	It was really cool.
	Is it scary?
	No.
	No, I think it pops up.
	Depends what pops up.
	Is it like almost too real that you're like, oh man, I don't know if this would be, if I keep coming back to this, it could get addictive.
	Does it make you not want to interact with real?
	Oculus porn?
	Yeah.
	Well, it's the way the, I don't know if there's like different oculus porn where you can actually like feel you like you're actually there.
	So I was just basically the one I watched was like watching porn like this.
	So you do feel kind of like you're in the room, but it's not as if you are.
	Right.
	Like I think you could, there's probably different oculus porn to where it's like, whoa, I just fucked her.
	Right.
	Like maybe you put on a full bodysuit and certain interactions happen.
	See, that would be drained.
	That would be dangerous.
	Because then I'd be smacked like Kim or whatever.
	Yeah.
	I mean, that's going to happen soon.
	Certain holes around the house that that Oculus leads you to.
	Oh.
	Well, that, and then that's going to be like, you'll pay a certain amount and you'll be able to have sex with this person or you'll get this will happen, you know, or something.
	Like a certain pay, pay a certain amount to some girl's OnlyFans and you can Oculus fuck her.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I'd do that.
	Or then also.
	Have you subscribed to any chicks OnlyFans?
	I've gotten on there two times and then deleted it immediately after I found the touch on my own body.
	Dear Lord Jesus, please forgive my friend Deal for the Zinst.
	Amen.
	Yeah, dude, that shit makes you feel dark when you're out there just.
	Because once you shut your phone down and stuff, you just feel def.
	It feels like a defeat.
	It's different than having sex.
	Yeah.
	Jaying off is different.
	Sometimes though, like honestly, I just need to to be able to carry on throughout the day.
	I just need to get it out the way.
	Hit up a little.
	If my back's sore, I need to massage.
	I'll go there.
	And like, I'll leave and I'll be like, oh, I can focus.
	I can go stream.
	I can go play video games with the boys.
	I could work on my merch.
	I could shoot a blog.
	But I just got to get that out the way sometimes.
	And that could be also one of the things what makes you like a fighter.
	Do you just have that other level of...
	Because if you've got to ejaculate two times in a day, that seems like...
	I could.
	It helps me feel just like normal.
	I think, you know, Tim deals with it similar too.
	I think it might be being an alpha, just a fucking hardcore training.
	And we eat good, we sleep good, our body's running how it should.
	Right.
	Well, maybe it's not that too, because you do it.
	Do you have an issue with beating off?
	I don't like beating off that much.
	I would rather keep my Chi.
	Chi?
	Yeah,'cause I just feel like it's like, it feels like a, a way, like not a waste, but it feels like.
	Like jacking off.
	Is that in our minds from previous conditioned?
	Conditioned.
	Because do animals jack off?
	Whoa.
	Whoa.
	I mean, my dog's humping all the time.
	He was fucking the yoga ball.
	Was it two nights ago?
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, even your girl dog's just rubbing her little pussy on everything.
	So animals, if animals could jack off, they wouldn't.
	I think they would a lot.
	Monkeys, yeah.
	Oh, especially a sloth.
	Once he got that freaking finally got that cock in his hand, though.
	Dude, I bet monkeys probably put fingers in their butts and jay off.
	Probably.
	Dick.
	Cats, dogs, squirrels, deers, monkeys, and rhinos, deers masturbate.
	Dude, we're just animals.
	Just smarter slash dumber animals.
	Yeah.
	With more capability of getting off.
	What do you think would be the toughest animal to fight?
	Like in an actual sanctioned battle?
	Like a similar size animal?
	Probably dude, monkeys.
	Monkeys are They can do so much shit.
	They're so strong.
	Well, let's go non-primate then because a monkey is just like a human.
	Like outside of that, what would be the toughest animal to really go to?
	I'd fuck an elk up or buffalo.
	But elk have them horns, so you'd be able to manage their head and their, you know, you'd be able to have that control.
	Fucking stomach.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, elk would be tough.
	Turtle would be tough, too, because they can just, you wouldn't be able to get like a- Well, you wouldn't be able to get take their back.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, porcupine.
	Because they would just keep putting their back.
	Porcupine would fuck me hard to take their back.
	You know what I mean?
	You imagine you fuck up and take a porcupine's back.
	Ouch.
	I mean, it wouldn't be able to get you off.
	Or you wouldn't be able to get off, I guess.
	Yeah.
	I don't know, dude.
	You want kids?
	I guess you got to find that right boot thing, right?
	Yeah, I think so, man.
	I think it's sometimes it's just like, I think I put more pressure into it than it is, you know?
	Right.
	Because, like, you just had, were you expecting to have a child?
	No, accident.
	Yeah.
	And it seems like it's been a real blessing.
	It was probably the biggest blessing in my life because I got a lot of money and a lot of fame shortly after that to where I don't know if I would have been able to really stay grounded because I ain't humble.
	You know what I mean?
	But I'm more grounded.
	Yeah.
	Just because you meet guys like Steve and fucking Kyle and 6ix9ine and fucking Bradley and fucking Logan and Jake and like you have all these opportunities.
	Like yo, come to Puerto Rico.
	Yo, come to Miami.
	Yo, come hang out with 42 Doug.
	Like Steve texts me.
	Like, yo, get on a plane.
	Come hang out with Lil Baby and 42 Doug.
	I'm like, fuck.
	I could.
	I could be there in six hours.
	But, you know, having Elena and Danny fucking keeps me just like, it really what it is, after my fights, I deal with way more anxiety.
	I deal with anxiety because I sleep schedule is not as good.
	I'm fucking partying.
	I'm drinking.
	I'm doing alcohol.
	And I deal with anxiety.
	But when I'm in this phase where I'm at right now, training consistently, like my body's healthy, I can train, I don't really have that anxiety.
	I'm comfortable with everything with my life.
	So, but I'm still go, like, after my next fight, I'm still gonna go partying.
	No, I'm gonna have that anxiety.
	I'm gonna have deal with that fucking everything that comes with that life.
	But I always know, like, I can always, it takes me about two weeks to kind of, if I just do the same routine that I know I can be content with, with life.
	So, yeah, having Elena saved my fucking life.
	And I truly believe that.
	Because I'm a crazy motherfucker, dude.
	I'm scared of sugar sometimes.
	Like, I don't want to let Shuga out.
	Really?
	I get nervous when I think about, like, after my fights, I'm like, okay, sometimes I'm like, dude, I don't want to party.
	Don't make me do this.
	And I really, I want to, but I'm also like, I don't want to.
	Because that leads to.
	You don't know how far you'll go.
	Yeah.
	Each time it goes a little bit further too.
	Well, this time was a little bit less probably than last fight.
	Right.
	Which not by a lot, but it was a little bit less.
	So maybe I'm managing it a little bit better.
	But I also never partied in high school, never partied in college.
	So these are kind of like my college partying dates.
	Yeah, so that's a lot of pressure because then you get it now at a point when you have access to everything.
	Oh, it's scary.
	It's dangerous.
	Yeah.
	And yeah, if Elena wasn't in the picture, it could be a lot worse.
	Going back to you having kids, you should just find the hottest chick, knock her up.
	You know what I mean?
	But the hottest chick, is that necessarily because you're with me?
	Well, then you get to fuck her every time.
	You have to what?
	Oh, you get a likes.
	But what if she's a shit mom, though?
	No, that's important.
	You're right.
	I don't want to be driving around and I got two baby seats and my wife's in fucking one of them.
	Yeah, no, that's true.
	Make sure she's Mexican, dude.
	Yeah.
	And how easy is it to meet a Mexican woman?
	Where do you meet them at?
	Well, I mean, LA's probably got a lot.
	I mean, Arizona's got a fuck ton.
	Yeah.
	You go down to Mexico.
	I bet there's a couple down there.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I would like to go back to Mexico.
	I've never been to Mexico because the way Danny's green card is or whatever.
	It's like she can't really leave the country right now.
	She can, but getting back's questionable.
	Oh, that sounds dicey.
	Yeah.
	So it's like, we haven't really risked leaving anywhere, but I would love to go to Mexico, dude.
	I love Mexican women.
	Are you a bone?
	Are you contractually like a Mexican?
	Like, can you get a, do you have a Mexican passport?
	I don't know.
	Is there specific passports?
	I don't know, but Danny said Elaine is going to be dual citizen.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, do Mexican, do they even have a passport?
	I don't know.
	Mexicans just go wherever they want, kind of.
	I don't know.
	I don't know, dude.
	Home Depot.
	It's just like wherever.
	That's what I was thinking for the gym because we got to move all those math here.
	We should make a sick vlog, dude.
	Pull up in the limo, pick up like seven, eight Mexicans from Home Depot.
	Just like and pay them good.
	And train them if you did a short training session with them.
	Damn.
	Put them all in like cool shorts and stuff.
	That would be fun.
	Some sugar gear.
	Get them gassed up, bro, and then fucking put them on the mat.
	One guy's just like, see, God, like YouTube and vlogs and shit, I would love to do that full-time.
	Really?
	It would be so fun for me, and I feel like it would be so much less like pain.
	Because training, fucking, dude, I'm sore every day.
	Like, every day, you deal with little injuries, you're fucking sore.
	Dude, being a full-time YouTuber, I don't think it wouldn't be as fulfilling because I believe my destiny is to be the UFC champ.
	I have to do that.
	I can't fucking do anything else.
	I have to do that.
	But I make vlogs, little vlogs here on the side and shit.
	But being a full-time YouTuber doing shit like that, being creative, coming up with those ideas, like would be fucking fun.
	And seeing Steve and all those guys just constantly making banger YouTube videos, like I get FOMO for sure.
	Yeah.
	FOMO.
	We're like, God, that'd be sick.
	I could be there.
	I could be making my own shit.
	Well, now you kind of have the both, but you have the best of both worlds right now.
	You know, you got both options.
	So that's really nice.
	And the one will always be there later.
	I mean, you can always make vlogs.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	That's the thing I remind myself a lot.
	I'm like, dude, I'm 27 right now.
	I'm in my prime until I'm 34, 35, whatever.
	I have to become champ in these years.
	I can't do it when I'm 40. Right now, I got to fucking do what I got to do.
	And I have to remind myself that a lot because sometimes I get carried away and be like, I could just go and do something else.
	It's weird.
	Like, once you make money, you lose a little bit of that hunger and you have to find different ways to motivate you.
	Like, obviously, that money's not, the money I have right now is not going to last forever.
	It's going to run out.
	But when you don't have money, it's like that, you're fucking hungry.
	You're motivated.
	You want to make money.
	Yeah.
	Then you make the money, you make the fame, whatever, and then it's like, damn, that's...
	You have to find it other places.
	Dude, that's why it's so impressive with those champions that have defended their films so many times.
	Yeah.
	Or Canelo.
	Or even a fighter that's been in it for 10, 15 years, having to find that motivation for a fight camp for that many fucking camps.
	Like Texara.
	Clover?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	I wonder.
	Is that unbelievable?
	Fucking.
	You know how many senior citizens started MMA that week after he won?
	You know what I'm saying?
	Or you know how many people were like, fuck their wife because they felt re-empowered?
	You know how many people?
	Like, how many, like, I mean, he's 51, I think, or so.
	Glover?
	Kenny?
	45?
	41, 42. There's not a huge difference.
	Exactly, exactly, exactly.
	Wow.
	But, yeah, that's...
	Like, I plan on being done fighting before then.
	He just won the belt.
	It's fucking insane.
	Yeah.
	And Kenny keeps, I mean, yeah, it's like, and he seems like he can keep it because his last, because he had that fight against Lionheart.
	That was a great fight.
	You know, he had a couple.
	He just beat Jan Blahovich, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Who does it?
	Yeah, it was crazy.
	He's got that.
	Is that heavyweight?
	Yuri guy next.
	Light heavy.
	Oh, yeah, light heavy.
	Oh, Yuri.
	That motherfucker's like three and only this year or something.
	Yeah, I know.
	That's like young versus old.
	How old is he, actually?
	I don't even know.
	I think he might be 30-something.
	Do you think at a certain point, if there's a 21-year-old dude going out there fighting a 42-year-old that it's like almost feels like this feels wrong?
	Beating up a daddy.
	Unless that daddy whoops the sun.
	Yep.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	If he's champ and there's a 21-year-old, it's like, all right, that's just, I mean, that's what it is.
	You're the champ.
	Yeah.
	Who do you see yourself having to beat for the belt?
	Like, who do you see that match?
	I close my eyes.
	I see me versus Pierre for the UFC belt.
	I see that.
	I've seen that for a while.
	That's just what I think happens.
	Do you think you have any more insight?
	Because y'all live in a desert area.
	Because desert creates a lot of space in the brain, and it's not the same in other places.
	What do you mean?
	Where you might have a better insight into actually getting good visions and stuff out here?
	Oh, it's a good question.
	I feel like even when I lived in Montana, I always could visualize pretty well.
	Is that what you mean?
	Like, visualize with the future and stuff.
	If you would have asked me in a 16 years old, will you be in the UFC?
	Will you have money?
	Will you have fame?
	I would have 100% said yes.
	For whatever reason, I seen that.
	I believed it with all of my fucking heart.
	You could ask the people I was surrounded with.
	You could ask my dad, my parent.
	Like, I believed that.
	Maybe when I was 16, maybe I wasn't the UFC.
	It was like, will you be popular and have money?
	Then once I started fighting, it was like, oh, shit, I'm going to be in the UFC.
	I knew or thought I was going to be UFC champion before I could even name the champions in the divisions.
	Wow.
	Which was really weird.
	Do you, going back to what you said about like motivation and that kind of thing changing?
	I noticed that too.
	Even with like, you know, you wonder like if even with comedy when the pandemic started, I was like, I wonder if I even wanted to do comedy.
	It was like, because it finally stopped, you know?
	I've been doing it for 15 years or something.
	Finally, there was something that made it just, you can't do it.
	So I think my brain was like, you just started this 15 years ago.
	We didn't know it would go where it's gone.
	Do you even, you know, do you want to do something now?
	Like your brain starts to like, you just have a moment of where you can have reflection, you know?
	And is your motivation still the same?
	Well, I haven't got the belt yet.
	So like that, that I have to remind myself, like, I need, I'm going to be the champion.
	I have to become the champion.
	That just has to happen.
	But it's interesting with you because it almost seems like it's just about you.
	It's not about these other, whoever else is in the way.
	It doesn't matter.
	They're not really fixtures in your world as much.
	It's, I mean, it really is kind of the sugar show.
	It's just like, this is what I see.
	And so I have to go.
	Well, it's weird because I feel like I'm the fucking champ.
	I live like I'm the champ.
	I'm like, okay, we've got to remind yourself.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
	You're not actually the champ.
	I got to remind myself that.
	Like, I feel like I'm the fucking champ.
	I feel like I'm living like I'm the champ.
	I got the house I want, the cars I want, whatever.
	Like, I'm fucking banging two chicks at the same time.
	Like, I'm like, I'm the champ.
	But I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	We still got to fucking keep preparing, keep training.
	Got to get that.
	I still got to be the champ.
	I got to wear that belt.
	Do you find it harder to motivate him?
	I don't think so because he's smart enough to know.
	It's not like I got to call him.
	Hey, you got to fucking train.
	Hey, you got to train.
	He's smart enough to know how much growth he still has.
	Because still come into jiu-jitsu and you get humbled or you come into practice and be like, damn, this guy fucked me up.
	There's still a lot of growth left.
	So not too bad.
	Right now, what is it?
	Probably 14 weeks till your next fight.
	So as long as we're staying consistent, at least, I mean, six, seven practices a week compared to eight or nine or ten.
	Yeah.
	That's good.
	Yeah.
	Because you can't train like this far out.
	You can't train like you can't train like you're in fight camp.
	You just can't do it.
	You can't keep that pace for that long.
	And you shouldn't.
	It's not good.
	Over training is a real fucking thing.
	So right now I'm like I say I train nine times in a week for fight camp.
	Right now I'm training six, seven.
	You know what I mean?
	So I'm not over training.
	I was dealing with quadricept tendonitis in my fucking knee since that last fight just recently.
	Like the last time.
	And what's that from?
	Weed?
	Quadriceptinitis?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, from smoking weed.
	No, it's from just tendonitis overuse.
	Like I said, I had three fights last year.
	So just fucking on it so much.
	Recently, the last three weeks, I've been able to train hard consistently, like going to comp training and going back to the MMA lab and wrestling with those guys and shit.
	Yeah, I guess you really have to pay.
	Yeah, now it's like everything's become a lot more of a science.
	Like, okay, you know the fight is then.
	You have the eight weeks or however many weeks you're going to train before it.
	You know kind of like where you need to be at the beginning, where you need to be at four weeks, six weeks, and then seven weeks.
	Eight weeks is important.
	Those eight weeks.
	Like from right now, what I do for the next eight weeks, I definitely got to improve.
	But what's the most important is those fucking eight weeks in training camp, getting in the best shape possible.
	That's the most important part.
	And it sucks thinking like I have 14 weeks.
	It's like, that seems like so long, dude.
	I wonder how many bantam weight fights are on the Phoenix card.
	They could stay, say, five weeks you had to prep.
	Just like some random guy pulls out.
	The thing that sucks too about moving up in the rankings, it's like for me, I have two more fights in my contract.
	I want to fight.
	I want to be as close as possible to the title by the time that ends up.
	Really?
	Why?
	Because that's, you know, that's just negotiation reasons, leverage.
	Like, if I'm coming off two more KOs going in to renegotiate my contract, like, I'm going to get a fat fucking contract.
	I lose my next two fights to random people.
	It doesn't look good.
	Right.
	But do you have to be as close to the title as possible or does it help you to fight guys that are just the next one and the next one?
	That's why Pedro seems like that next fight that makes the most sense.
	Yeah.
	When it comes to negotiation time, do other promotions get like an alert?
	How do they find out you're a free agent and then they just start sending offers and then the UFC counters them?
	Yeah, the thing with the UFC is they don't want it to go to there.
	They want to re-sign you before your contract's up.
	So Bellator or one or whatever other company, because right now they can't offer me, hey, we'll pay you this much because I'm under contract with the UFC.
	I cannot talk to anyone else.
	That's illegal.
	So say I fed up my two fights and now I'm a free agent, whether they hear that from me or they pay attention or whatever.
	And I yeah, I don't know.
	Yeah, because what could they really probably are?
	Yeah, like what I'm wondering.
	But yeah, even if to stay competitive as a business, they would have to probably make some offer.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And I want to stay in the UFC.
	I want to be in the UFC.
	That's where I belong.
	I want to be the UFC champ.
	I want to defend the title.
	I want to move up.
	I want to be in the UFC.
	So obviously, it's just, it's leverage.
	It's like that they offer me this much.
	Like, will you match the will UFC match that?
	Hopefully.
	You know, ideally, I have a good relationship with them.
	They know what I'm worth.
	So if they see, like, yeah, that makes sense.
	Like, it's just leverage.
	Yeah.
	But yeah, I mean, UFC's fucking been nothing but good to me.
	I fucking loved UFC.
	Dana White's the best fucking president in all of sports.
	Oh, he's great.
	Dude, I got to go to, I went over to UFC and got to go in there and be in the UFC, just everywhere, you know?
	At the fight, like in the green room or what?
	No, at the yes, I got to do that, but I also got to just go to the Apex, go to like their offices and stuff, and meet with them.
	We're talking about maybe trying to do something together, you know?
	And so we went and talked with them, and then we got to, and Dana came in the room.
	It was really, really cool.
	Dana fires you up.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's just a fucking character.
	Oh, I wanted to fight the other two guys in the room, and they fucking worked at UFC, dude.
	I was like, I'll fucking fight either one of these little fucking chair monsters right now, son.
	Yeah, he does.
	The whole place fires you up, man.
	We got to go over and just see all the, just where everybody kind of practices, where they shoot all the, you know, cool promos and stuff.
	PI is fucking sick, dude.
	I love going there.
	We're actually going to Vegas Friday because first competition, but we're going to try to pop by the PI.
	It's always just a fun place.
	They get the hot cold.
	They get the lunch.
	When did they do?
	They built that, what, four or five years ago now?
	It's crazy how much it...
	Because seven years ago, eight years ago, cornering guys and being with guys in the UFC, it's like you didn't have that.
	You go to a hotel, you get one room with two beds for your whole team.
	There's no PI.
	There's no nutritionist to help you with your nutrition.
	Well, they sold for $4 billion, remember?
	So that's probably when, huh?
	Oh, who won it?
	WME, I think.
	Do you know April 16th is Vincent Luke versus Balel Muhammad main event?
	I didn't know that.
	Did you?
	I was trying to look at the Phoenix card to see if there's bandwaits on it.
	That's a sick fight.
	Vincent Luke vs.
	Balel Muhammad.
	That's like a title eliminator.
	Those are Vanamweights?
	Welterweights.
	That's Kamaru.
	Oh, wow.
	But I didn't know that fight was even happening.
	What do y'all see with this Gage Olivera?
	That's here.
	You going?
	I have two shows.
	Oh, I'm so angry, bro.
	I have two shows at.
	We're at.
	In LA.
	In LA?
	Yeah, that's going to be a banger.
	I'll wear a little earpiece and commentate the fight for you while you're on stage.
	Yeah.
	Dude, even at the Olivera Poirier fight, Gage was back there.
	You could tell he's just ready to fight.
	Like, as if at that moment, one of them couldn't make it in, he would be like, I will go in right now.
	Oh, 100%, dude.
	That guy, I don't know if there's anybody who's like, I will go in right now more than him.
	Yeah.
	Dude, that Phoenix card's fucking smooth.
	There's Donald Trone, Joe Lozan.
	That's an interesting fight.
	Michael Chandler, Tony Ferguson.
	That's on the same fight.
	Rose versus Carla, Charles.
	That's May 7th?
	May 7th.
	Yeah, what do you think happens with that one?
	Timmy, what do you think?
	Which one?
	Justin?
	With Gati Olivera.
	God, fucking Olivera has that Muay Thai stance where he doesn't really move his head.
	And like a good hard-hitting boxer like Justin and Charles, you see him always get dropped.
	But then he wins.
	But then he gets dropped and people don't want to go into his guard.
	So they drop him and he can lay there from his back a little bit and get his wits about him and then stand back up.
	It's fucking insane.
	I feel like Justin could beat Charles, but I feel like Justin would have a tough time beating Islam.
	But I feel like Charles could potentially give Islam fucking trouble.
	Oh, dude, that division's sick, too.
	MMA math is crazy.
	Yeah.
	Islam just riding up that.
	I mean, he is literally, like, I'm sure they're all like, how are we going to beat?
	Same with Cumshot.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Let me fucking...
	Kajma.
	Yeah, and I don't see how that, how, I don't know.
	I don't see how anybody beats these Russian guys, the Dagestanians.
	They're damn, you know, they don't even have, they got semen eyelids, man.
	These people are fucking wild, bro.
	Semen eyelids.
	It's a sick tap.
	Yeah.
	But yeah, I think Gilbert, if someone's going to beat Hosmont, Gilbert's got, you know, the best chance besides Kamaru.
	Yeah.
	Colby versus Comzotte.
	and interesting.
	But like, So if he goes out there and beats Gilbert, it's like, oh, fuck.
	How good is Gilbert with wrestling?
	He can wrestle like a motherfucker.
	He can?
	And like Kamzot.
	Comzotte took the Jingling guy and fucking tossed him around, but so did Neil Magne.
	Neil Magne's not a big, powerful guy, and he fucking smacked around Jingling too.
	Yeah.
	But dude, it's going to tell a lot about Comzotte this fight.
	Wow.
	He's, yeah, I mean...
	No, no, no.
	I don't know when that one is.
	Is that one sooner?
	That one's April 9th.
	Oh, that one's the Peter Al Joe.
	Next weekend.
	Oh, that's going to be wild.
	That's a good one.
	Who's a main event of that?
	Oh, that's Alexander Bolkonowski versus Korean Zombie.
	Damn.
	McKenzie Duran, TJ Torres, Kelvin Gaslam.
	Oh, that fight got canceled.
	Is there a female fighter that you think could beat you out there?
	Or has there been in the history?
	Female.
	In any weight class?
	Probably not.
	No.
	No.
	You feel, if you go with a girl like a black belt world champion girl, you feel just the difference.
	So no.
	Right.
	Yeah, I always wonder what that's like.
	But cyborg, I mean, she could give a lot of guy fucking problems, I think.
	Yeah, she's.
	Just because she's tall.
	What is she?
	5'8, 5'9?
	And she punches like a guy.
	Yeah.
	But Mandanu just fucking knocked her out.
	Man and New York is a beast, too.
	But yeah, probably not.
	We'll finish up, man.
	I was just thinking about this.
	If they had a fuck Mary kill Anik, DC, and Bisping, man, how do you roll that out with those beautiful men?
	And it's going to be sad to see one of them go.
	Yeah, DC, we have a love-hate relationship.
	I'll kill him.
	All right.
	I couldn't, actually, because he could, you know, beat me up, unfortunately.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's that freaking hardy pudding podcast.
	I'll kill him.
	Bisbing and Anik.
	Anik and I are boys.
	I really like Bisbing, too.
	Unfortunately, I just really wouldn't like to fuck either of them.
	You know what I mean?
	They're not cute enough.
	Yeah, but think about it a little more.
	Yeah, I would fuck them.
	I mean, I'm just saying, think about, like, you know, at least go to dinner.
	Don't make it all about just the sex.
	Like, say if you had to do an evening with one of them, who would it be?
	I feel like I'd get along with all three of them, really.
	Me and DC would have a little back and forth.
	I'd probably have to fucking hit him in a little single leg, maybe switch to a double leg.
	But if you're talking marriage, I mean, Anik would probably be the one.
	Yeah.
	Anik would be that little thought kind of.
	Or he'd be like that kind of like a little pretty boy you take out.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, a little sassy boy.
	Yeah, and Bisping would be that.
	You had to clean his eye and shit if it fell out for him.
	Yeah, but that would almost be romantic.
	Like, oh, honey.
	Yeah.
	Shine it.
	But he was the champ, too.
	He's got a belt.
	You got to remember him.
	Oh, the count, bro.
	He'll look good in that jewel.
	He'll be wearing his own jewel.
	Have you ever listened or read his book?
	Uh-uh.
	Very good.
	Very good book.
	Really, really enjoyed that book.
	Talked about him growing up and winning the title and shit.
	It's a really good book.
	Yeah, he's fascinating, man.
	He used to be a DJ, too, man.
	He came on the podcast once and we were talking about when he was a DJ at like a nightclub and shit.
	God, dude, I feel like that's something I could do, too.
	Be a little DJ, just get the crowd fucking hype, dude.
	Just fucking flopping my wiener out there.
	It's like, well, I don't think you can get your dick out, but at my club.
	Oh, yeah, there's a little sock over his own.
	Yeah, a little sock.
	Do you, what if you had your pubic hair the exact same way as you had your own hair?
	That'd be cool.
	I do.
	I color it just.
	Some bangs.
	Nobody knew.
	That would be cool, though.
	A little curly fucking.
	You're like, damn, that dick looks like it has a sick crossover.
	Damn.
	Cornrow it for my fights.
	So finish it off with me then.
	So you got DC will pass away.
	So then you're down to Bis Bang.
	Who do you marry?
	I mean, the fact.
	You really have to think about it.
	You have to film.
	Should we say fuck or should we say something else?
	That's just like really hurting my head.
	Stand there on the porch when somebody leaves.
	You have to do that.
	Okay.
	To stand there together.
	Wave by.
	I don't know.
	I'd probably do that.
	I'd probably marry Anik.
	I feel like we could just commentate fights all night together.
	Oh, yeah.
	Anik would stay.
	You wouldn't be able to get any rest, though.
	He would just be up commentating all night.
	Dude, he does some serious research and like some serious homework for that shit.
	Oh, he's amazing.
	Bisping sleeps upside down, I heard.
	Oh, Bisping likes his alcohol, too.
	Yeah.
	He might abuse you.
	He might be.
	Yeah.
	So I think you got to go with that because that would be good for sparring.
	So I think you marry Bisping.
	Okay.
	I think you bang Anik.
	Ah!
	Sorry, Anik.
	You know?
	It is what he is.
	And you can bang him again.
	If you choose.
	And then DC would have a beautiful funeral, too, because he's from Louisiana.
	It would be a very, like the musical presence there.
	It would be eating good.
	Yeah.
	Let me ask you this.
	Fuck Mary Kill.
	Kim.
	Kardash.
	Brittany Palmer.
	Okay.
	And give me another one.
	The artist.
	Megan Fox.
	But don't say, don't be mean because she's dating Machine Gun Kelly.
	Okay.
	And just be thoughtful.
	Yeah, Megan Fox, I think, would be out.
	She's not my vibe.
	Dude, kill her.
	Beautiful lady.
	So I would have someone else kill her, but she would not be around.
	Okay.
	And I would probably do a poison.
	So it's not like something violent that you can still look nice.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So I would go that.
	And then.
	Kim and Brittany Palmer.
	It's like, wow, which one do you want to smash biscuits?
	I'd probably want to.
	Well, with Kim, your marriage isn't going to last.
	You don't know that.
	You do.
	Statistically speaking, you might think that, but you don't know that.
	Is she 0 for 2 or 0 for 3 with marriages?
	Yeah.
	I mean, Kanye.
	I think I would probably...
	You're going to have to be on the show.
	You're going to have to.
	I would love to be on the show.
	But say someone like you didn't sign a prenup.
	Do you get half her cheddar?
	Yeah.
	If you slide in the right way.
	I don't think I could make love good enough to not to beat a prenup.
	Yeah.
	Like, you got to fuck good to beat a pre-nup.
	Cardi B style fucking wop.
	WAP.
	Yeah, you got to really.
	Imagine fucking Kim and telling your friends.
	I don't know if she'd feel it.
	She got a tight push.
	They got that reparations vagina, baby.
	That thing is definitely giving back.
	I think I'd probably marry Brittany Palmer then, maybe.
	I don't know.
	I've never met her in person.
	What is she like?
	I met her one time after that last fight at the club, and I was faded.
	But I thought we were vibing.
	I thought we were vibing.
	But I shot our DM one time when I was in Vegas at one of the fights.
	Oh, I'll probably get it.
	I didn't get it back.
	I didn't get the DM back.
	I was fucking low-key, kind of sad.
	Yeah.
	Then I would probably, yeah, maybe.
	I think she does art too.
	So maybe that would be nice to hang some art up.
	I don't know.
	Kim's a lawyer.
	Do you not see Pete's hat?
	Yeah, but I don't know if that's a legit.
	No, I think she's like legit went to school and shit.
	Oh, damn.
	So it's kind of hot.
	Really?
	That was stressful.
	It's like, fuck, what's the big case you're working on, boo?
	When did she go to school and grind when she's born that rich?
	I think I want to say she actually is pretty smart and shit.
	She might have hired like some word slave or something, dude.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Because you can do that.
	You can go study and then you can.
	I think if you're rich, you can get whatever.
	Well, didn't she go to the White House and actually help a lot of innocent people out?
	I think so.
	I think she met up with Trump and helped some people get out of jail.
	If you had, say you had one time to smash Kim Kardashian's biscuits.
	Okay.
	And you were guaranteed I could get her pregnant.
	Okay.
	Would you?
	I would.
	I probably would.
	I'd just be like, why would I do that?
	Stressful added to my life, but I don't know if I can help myself.
	Yeah, the stress would be intense.
	Why?
	Because then, I mean, that's just, like you said, you're on the show.
	You're dealing with Kanye.
	You're dealing with Pete.
	The kid's life is going to be all over the place.
	Yeah.
	I would do it, though, just because I have no self-fucking discipline.
	I would do it.
	I think you'd have to do it to see what it would all be like, you know, if the kid would even.
	Yeah.
	But I think, here's my question is, you're going to bang Kim Kardashian, right?
	She's coming up to the hotel room.
	Where are you in the hotel room before she walks in?
	Are you sitting in the chair naked?
	Are you, and you have to be naked, right?
	Are you walking?
	I would be.
	Do you pretend you're just doing something in the bathroom and then she comes and you walk out?
	Like, or do you lay in the bed?
	Like, what would you do?
	Could I be drunk?
	That's a great question.
	No.
	Oh, shit.
	You have to.
	She changes it.
	I feel like sober.
	I still can get goofy.
	Drunk, I'm the funniest motherfucker alive after you.
	For me, I'd have my robe open and act surprised when she walked in.
	Would you be hard?
	Half.
	Nice.
	That's good.
	That's good.
	I would probably be playing some fucking ACDC.
	Oh, yeah.
	Just jamming.
	No, I'd be playing some.
	On your phone, playing music on your phone.
	I'd be in such a poor mood.
	I'd play it on my phone.
	I'd play Kanye Loves Kanye, that song.
	I'd put it in a bowl so it's a little bit louder.
	Yes.
	I would have the curtains open.
	Put it in that ice thing.
	Put it in that ice bowl.
	Oh, that's a good idea.
	That's some good tunes.
	I'd have the curtains open overlooking the city, probably in Vegas, because it would be after a fight.
	Yeah.
	And you'll be beaten a little bit.
	I'd be sore.
	Yeah.
	My fucking hands would be sore from just KOing like three people in a row.
	Would your dick be wrapped in tape or not?
	No, no, dick's ready to rock.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Huh?
	Huh?
	There you go.
	I haven't thought about this.
	Well, let me tell you.
	I don't know.
	I think I'd...
	She's coming.
	I think you almost want to be looking out the window so they see your ass when they come in.
	I think that's kind of just a funny move.
	Because if they see your dick right when you walk in, I think you look so helpless, kind of invulnerable.
	I got a fat little butt.
	Yeah, not my saggy butt.
	I got to be funny.
	Danny always.
	So you could separate your legs a little bit.
	You're kind of looking at the window, maybe pointing at something.
	A leg up, yeah, a leg up.
	And I'd be like, I would turn and be like, oh, a lot of flights tonight, you know, or something like that.
	Something that sounds like aeronautic or something.
	That would get her wet.
	That would get her real.
	That would get her real wet.
	So see, then you almost want to go Kim with the bang because you're going to have that one magical.
	I just don't know the turmoil after that, what it's like.
	I'd be wearing two watches, too.
	Yeah.
	Like a Cartier and like an AP.
	Oh, I'd have a house respond on my dick.
	Yeah, that's what they're used to.
	That's true.
	That is totally what they're used to.
	Yeah, no, I think if me and Kim Matt, we'd get along.
	Oh, I think that they would really like it.
	I remember that she was really nice whenever I met her.
	We have some mutual friends.
	But I also like Pete.
	We got to respect Pete.
	Come on now.
	Let's be respectful.
	But yeah, I think...
	Yeah, if not, I mean, then we're good.
	Yeah.
	So.
	Guys, I think we really covered a lot.
	Oh, I was just about to start talking about Caitlin Jenner.
	Oh, you were?
	Well, that's it.
	No, here's one thing you run into, though.
	If you were married to Kim, you probably would never.
	Meet her dad.
	Oh, shit.
	Wait.
	You can't die.
	I take that back.
	Her dad passed away.
	Oh, that's fucked up.
	No, Kaito's dad's alive.
	No, Kim's dad did pass away.
	That was fucked up.
	I meant Kylie and Kendall's dad is Caitlin.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so I've cut that.
	I fucked up.
	Because her dad was the lawyer in the O.J. Simpson case.
	Right.
	Which is.
	You couldn't make love to the other one.
	Either way, you're not going to have a chance to date one of the other daughters, though.
	Damn.
	I think I could persuade.
	If I read some E40 lyrics, I think I could really do it.
	I think I could do it.
	But do you think if you were about to bang Kim, you could say, all right, Kendall, it's almost like what's behind it.
	Like, I am willing to wager this chance to make love to Kim to have a chance to bang you.
	You think she would accept?
	Would that be kind of like romantic?
	Like, wow, this guy's giving up this to have a chance to take me out.
	Especially the way they're competitive.
	Yeah.
	I think, I don't know.
	Fuck.
	I mean, who's the cutest?
	Kylie?
	No, Kendall.
	Yes.
	Kendall's cute.
	Kendall is the dumb.
	I like Kylie.
	Kim got that desert fat on her, bro.
	They got that desert.
	That's desert fat.
	What episode did that sand on?
	What season did you really start liking Kendall?
	At an adult time.
	Of course.
	Well, yeah.
	Because it's weird.
	Like, 2006, they're like 11 years old.
	So what's season when they're 18, seven years after that?
	It's fucking weird.
	Dude, you know what?
	I saw...
	Have y'all seen him?
	I've recently seen him from the Impulsive podcast.
	Yeah.
	This show is insane.
	For like his music, like his concert?
	The whole thing.
	Yeah, it's absolutely...
	It looks like a character.
	It's like JonBenet Ramsey kind of like...
	It's like John Bene Ramsey is doing DMT or something at a farm.
	Damn.
	Yeah, I would like to.
	I mean, he looks like a character.
	He seems like goofball.
	He is, bro.
	The show is fire.
	I wonder if he gets pulled.
	I mean...
	He's got a lot going on.
	I don't know.
	You know what I mean?
	I think that would determine a lot.
	He's got a lot going on, dude.
	I think, I don't know if he can get erections, though.
	Somebody said he can't get erections.
	I'd probably kill myself.
	I don't know.
	In Call of Duty.
	I would go.
	If you can't get erections, I would get the sex change then, right?
	So you'd get fucked.
	Take some D. At least.
	Sorry, it sounds insane now, but at least then you can still fuck, you know?
	Or you get fucked, yeah.
	No, you gotta know, no, bro.
	You're not getting fucked.
	You'd come at it with a hard-ass vagina.
	You'd be like, I got that hard pussy, son.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I'm going to fuck you.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So you'd have to kind of really do some reverse engineering.
	Like, you'd have to learn how to twerk like a fucking man.
	Tim loves twerking on his girl's face.
	Oh, damn, really?
	Oh, I don't.
	I wonder if chicks are into that, man.
	Some of them.
	Tim reminds you of the guy that used to come to the arcade and get all the quarters out of the machines, dude.
	But also, low-key be trying to fuck some of the people that are in there.
	Like I said, people, not girls.
	Thank you.
	Every compliment.
	Thank you.
	Thank you guys so much, man.
	Dude, it's great to see you guys.
	It's just so interesting when I was watching the previous timer that we potted, and you were there too, Tim.
	And just seeing kind of where you were then, what's going on now.
	How was that over a year ago?
	I mean, over.
	It was two years ago.
	It was June in 2020.
	I want to say 2019.
	Okay, that was right after I fought Eddie Wineland, I think.
	Right after I put him to sleep, right?
	Okay.
	Damn, that was a while ago.
	Thanks for what are you doing out here?
	I guess we'll get it.
	It's been a neat trajectory.
	We just had a meeting.
	Oh, so fuck you.
	Yeah, just honored to be able to pop in, dude, see the sugar show.
	And Timbo, man, thank you guys so much.
	And we'll see you guys in the future, baby.
	Thanks, brother.
	All right, guys.
	Now I'm just floating on the breeze.
	And I feel I'm falling like these leaves.
	I must be cornerstone.
	Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind.
	I found I can feel it in my bones.
	But it's gonna take a little time For me to sleep that myself.
	Shine on me I'll sit and tell you my stories Shine on me And I will find a song I will sing it just for you And I
	I've been moving way too fast on the runaway train with a heavy load of high past.
	And these wheels that I've been riding on, they're walls so thin that they're damn near gone.
	I guess now they just weren't built to land.
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